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๐Ÿงต ultimate /3/ autism battle.

Anonymous No. 857045

So, which is the king of /3/?

The older king 3Dguy or the new young contender cris?

Which one is the ultimate /3/ autist?

Anonymous No. 857047

>>857045
I'm convinced that 3Dguy is just deliberately trolling while Cris is legitimately retarded.

Anonymous No. 857052

>>857045
Cris is a multi-board pest that needs to be euthanized. He shits up /3/ and /g/ and probably other boards with one-off threads thinly disguised as on-topic.

3DGuy is a treasure and actually posts useful / helpful information. Even if you don't like his style his technique (which is to say his workflow) is still good.
I'm sure 3DGuy could make generic waifu artstation shit, he just chooses to make Tim Burton + Shadman creations.

Anonymous No. 857067

>>857045
They're not autistic. They just need to use references or modify basemeshes. It's impossible to do everything in your head unless if you know how to model good as a habit.

The best result is what looks good at the end.

Anonymous No. 857074

>>857052
This.
3DGuy has something like 20+ years of experience.
I have no doubts in my mind that he's capable of some really great stuff, and in all honesty probably does great stuff outside of /3/. He just likes to post his "creations" to get a rise out of people.
Of course there's the other side of the coin where he genuinely is "proud" of his work, has no skill outside of his characters, and it's not glorified shitposting.
But even then, even if the style is shit, there's no questioning the dude's skill in pumping them out as quick as he does.
3DGuy is fine hanging out on the board and engaging with the people and culture. I don't think he's autistic or the "king of /3/", he's just a well known dude here.

Cris on the other hand is just some esl retard that's been plaguing the boards lately. I'm still on the fence whether he's here to shitpost or actually WANTS help and advice. Though if he actually did want advice, he wouldn't shoot down every correct answer in favor of "you press this one button and everything you see in your head will be modeled/animated perfectly".

Point is, 3DGuy is a staple here. He's also one of the last of the old namefags. If /3/ loses him, the board is well and truly dead in my eyes. We've lost everyone else.

Speaking of old /3/, does anyone remember the name of that one dude everyone used to post about back in like 2013-14? He was Brazillian or something and animated his own shitty anime in 3ds with himself as the main character. He wasn't someone that posted here, but there'd be threads about his "exploits" all the time. I've been meaning to check him out again but I can't remember what his channel was called.

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Anonymous No. 857080

>>857052
>I'm sure 3DGuy could make generic waifu artstation shit
Peculiar taste anon.

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Anonymous No. 857090

>>857045
You actually need to some real skill to make the horrifying monstrosities on the left side

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Anonymous No. 857091

>>857080
...uh oh!

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Anonymous No. 857102

>>857091

Anonymous No. 857110

Can we talk about the other local weirdos?

>gunt guy
>sphere schizo
>duckfag
>animation schizo/asukafag
>burger king guy
>skyrim schizo
>reload animation schizo
>tranny fetish webcomic guy
>software war fag (im sure its just one person that makes those threads)
>nigga schizo
>aryan woman schizo
>goblin guy
>furry tank guy
>donut guy
>gargoyles guy
>russian parrot guy
>coom guy

Anonymous No. 857111

Can we talk about the other local weirdos?

>gunt guy
>sphere schizo
>duckfag
>animation schizo/asukafag
>burger king guy
>skyrim schizo
>reload animation schizo
>tranny fetish webcomic guy
>software war fag
>nigger schizo
>aryan woman schizo
>goblin guy
>furry tank guy
>donut guy
>gargoyles guy
>russian parrot guy
>coom guy

Anonymous No. 857112

Can we talk about the other local weirdos?

>gunt guy
>sphere schizo
>duckfag
>wipguy
>animation schizo/asukafag
>burger king guy
>skyrim schizo
>reload animation schizo
>tranny fetish webcomic guy
>softwarefag
>nigger schizo
>aryan woman schizo
>goblin guy
>furry tank guy
>donut guy
>gargoyles guy
>russian parrot guy
>uncanny coom guy

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Anonymous No. 857114

>>857112
>wipguy
>animation schizo/asukafag
>burger king guy
>uncanny coom guy
>gargoyles guy
>goblin guy
Tell me about these? I think I know who the burger king guy is. Is it pic related, or someone else?
>>857045
I agree with the others and believe 3Dguy is just trolling and proably a pro. cris however is legit retarded, and ngmi.

Anonymous No. 857116

>>857114
Wipguy is the guy who makes the /wip/ threads.

Asukafag was an esl asian guy who kept making spam threads not so long ago. Was a pain in the ass, he's worse than cris. He doesn't even know how to model anything.

Uncanny coom guy was a guy obsessed with making shitty coom animations with headhacked models in sfm just to get profit. I don't think he went anywhere.

Gargoyles guy has an active thread here, look on the catalog.

Goblin guy is a guy who keeps posting weird goblins on /wip/. He seems to know what he's doing, he's pretty skilled actually. But his models just look unappealing.

And lastly, burger king guy. He's skilled too, but like the goblin guy, his models look kinda ugly. And yes, he's the guy in the screenshot. He posts on /wip/ often, look for the weird cat character. I think it's him, pretty sure.

Anonymous No. 857117

What about ar/vr sculpting guy?
I honestly dont care about his thread that much, an anon said there that he could probably sell his schizo sculpting as some modern-art NFT or something.

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Anonymous No. 857118

>>857116
>And lastly, burger king guy. He's skilled too, but like the goblin guy, his models look kinda ugly. And yes, he's the guy in the screenshot. He posts on /wip/ often, look for the weird cat character. I think it's him, pretty sure.
I don't think who ever posts cat character is him, this is what BK guys art looks like.
>Asukafag was an esl asian guy who kept making spam threads not so long ago. Was a pain in the ass, he's worse than cris. He doesn't even know how to model anything.
also cris posts Asuka a lot, and is a esl Colombian who spams lots of boards so it just might be him, I haven't been on /3/ in while to know what threads you are talking about.

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Anonymous No. 857134

>>857114
Burger King dev is still somehow alive

Anonymous No. 857163

you guys forgot one of the oldfags. I think he was called gif-author or something. made some really revolting and atrocious granny shit, nightmare fuel but I believe he actually made mad dosh with that shit for some reason

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Anonymous No. 857167

>>857134
Doesnot seem stable in the mind - Hope he's able to pull himself safely out of that and release "OrkWar" lmaoo dude if you are going to throw your life into something at the cost of mental and physical safety, at least have a better reason to do so

>>857117
I think this is sphereguy. Yeah his thread is funny to me; it is close to some sort of insanity chamber, pushed far into the corner of the house. Like a wormhole that ripped open in the linen closet that no one talks about- Just never use that closet

The two things that need to get fucked:
the really low testosterone bait threads, with the frog crying image and similar- , generally themed around FOSS or some software, or some "struggle". Get fucked, grow some balls

And my NUMBER ONE:

That 3rd world Island Mister Walkcycle-asukaga-animation-nomodeler. makes discussing animation so frustrating. Because after his never-ending discussions with other anons and myself, and proving himself to be incapable of critical thinking beyond a third grade level, I've grown weary of discussing animation at all- I love it, but I don't like talking to retards, or people on a high horse for no good fuckin reason. Remember: if you see broken english with an ignorant attitude, it is this third world Island man and it is not worth your time replying

If I could perma ban these two fucks, I would

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Anonymous No. 857181

>>857045
Cris can model, animate, program, game design and do music.
3D guy can model and use mixamo.
Cris wins.

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Anonymous No. 857183

>>857181
wtf Cris is speaking in third person

Anonymous No. 857185

>>857167
>The two things that need to get fucked:
>the really low testosterone bait threads, with the frog crying image and similar- , generally themed around FOSS or some software, or some "struggle". Get fucked, grow some balls
That is cris, the top right in OPs image, he avatarfags with pepe, case in point >>857181 and usually links his shitty threads from here onto /agdg/
>That 3rd world Island Mister Walkcycle-asukaga-animation-nomodeler
cris is esl, incapable of critical thinking, and has made a shitty asuka model, so this might be cris as well.
>>857167
>Doesnot seem stable in the mind
People don't become and stay homeless unless they are addicts, or schizophrenic. He's the latter.

Anonymous No. 857189

>>857112
From this list i think the only good ones are wip guy, goblin guy, burger king guy and furry tank guy.

Goblin guy is good at pretty much every aspect, his sculpting, modelling and rigging skills are adv level, but his model just looks unnapealing. I think it's too realistic, it's not that it's uncanny, it's just ugly. Still, he's very in a pretty advanced level compared to other people here.

Burger king guy is decently skilled too. I haven't seen much of his work but he seems to know what he's doing.

Wip guy is a pretty okayish environment artist.

Furry tank guy is amateur level but i think he has a pretty good sense of stylization, his stuff looks pretty neat, toonish but very detailed.

Can't say much about the rest. Parrot guy seems to be GMI if he's not bullshitting, but he never posted any of his work. Same goes to duckfag.

Anonymous No. 857191

>>857185
>that could be cris
different guy
he posted a link to his youtube once, he's a cross eyed azn muzzie

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Anonymous No. 857196

>>857045
here's the true king of /3/

Anonymous No. 857198

>>857091
Gentlemen, we got him!

Anonymous No. 857199

>>857080
Never said this before, but nice pits.

Anonymous No. 857201

>>857189
>Wip guy is a pretty okayish environment artist.
How would you know?
You know that the person who made the original wip image and the person posting the wip thread are two different people, right?
Unless I've somehow made it obvious who I am.

Anonymous No. 857249

>>857196
This guy is a textbook example of beginner's luck + quitting while ahead.

He'll be chasing after that blue patrick his whole life. When he stops chasing it, it'll chase him; haunting him.
He needs to move on, move forward, surpass his creation.

Anonymous No. 857287

>>857045
Cris. He may be annoying, but at least he's not a pedophile. *Dg*y's likely is, and if so, he should to be euthanized immediately.