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Anonymous at Fri, 12 Aug 2022 04:55:22 UTC No. 913520
Who is cris, I keep hearing about this guy, but never seen any posts about him or from this guy, is he real or is it a meme?
Anonymous at Fri, 12 Aug 2022 07:36:30 UTC No. 913531
there is like 3 people that post here and he is one of them
Anonymous at Fri, 12 Aug 2022 08:31:05 UTC No. 913535
I am loathe to waste the keystrokes explaining who and what Cris is, but...
Cris is some autist from some brown shithole country, but that's the absolute least of his problems.
Cris talks as if he as master of his craft, despite the fact that he is obviously completely talentless. He is talentless, and he refuses to learn how to do anything better. Improvements that might take your average 3D newbie a week take Cris the better part of a *decade*.
Yes, he has been here for that long. I know it looks like he's 13 and just getting started, but no.
He's a plague both here and to a lesser extent on /vg/, where he can occasionally be found shitting up the /agdg/ thread with his 'AAA workflow' and 'patented' or 'revolutionary' 'new' 'techniques'.
Many have offered Cris real advice over the years, but it's pointless to even try. If you tell him anything that's counter to his current understanding, you're wrong, no matter how much better your results are than his. He simply cannot be helped, because he refuses to learn from anyone else.
Even if you can't identify his uniquely ugly art style, you can identify him by the the phrases he uses, or sometimes you will see the filepath in his blender screenshots, showing his name under the user directory.
He's the worst poster on the board because he not only continuously makes new threads about the same fucking garbage (Sphere-sculpting schizo at least sticks to his own thread, just like /ic/'s pixel-scribbling schizo), but because he continually fools newcomers who aren't yet familiar with him into thinking he can be helped.
I've wasted time typing this, but not nearly as much time as people have wasted trying to help Cris.
Anonymous at Fri, 12 Aug 2022 11:35:25 UTC No. 913552
>>913535
>T.Cris
You are going insane bro, dis you forget to take your daily siesta?
Anonymous at Fri, 12 Aug 2022 12:06:16 UTC No. 913554
>>913520
Fuck off Cris.
Anonymous at Fri, 12 Aug 2022 14:14:57 UTC No. 913570
>>913554
I'm not him I wanted to know what people were talking about for ever about that guy I never seen post here.
Anonymous at Fri, 12 Aug 2022 16:29:15 UTC No. 913580
>>913520
He's 100% real:
https://twitter.com/ca3studio
https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCx
Sometimes the quality of his posts makes me think he's just an incredibly dedicated troll, but that dedication also makes me think he simply is just another schizo. What's weird is that he can kinda draw decently, but that drawing skill he has doesn't work its way into his 3d stuff. If he actually put some effort into his models, they could look less ugly, but he doesn't want to try.
He seems to make some people on this board frustrated with his antics, bragging about his shitty models and calling people chudtiles, but his posts are so stupid it's hard for me to get mad at him. Sometimes people pretend to be him and that affects his reputation, but you can usually tell if it's him or not because they don't quite have the same essence that a genuine crispost has to it.
I don't really mind him that much, because at least he makes the board more interesting. I'd rather have a cris thread to laugh at over more doomposting, software arguing, or "Why is this guy more successful than me" threads. His frogposting is annoying though.
Anonymous at Fri, 12 Aug 2022 16:42:27 UTC No. 913585
>>913580
>His frogposting is annoying though
I remember the days where 30 or so frog threads were constantly necrobumped so they appeared on the front page.
Anonymous at Fri, 12 Aug 2022 17:37:59 UTC No. 913588
>>913580
>I'd rather have a cris thread to laugh at over more doomposting, software arguing, or "Why is this guy more successful than me" threads.
pure blendlet cope
Anonymous at Fri, 12 Aug 2022 18:32:52 UTC No. 913590
>>913588
meds
Anonymous at Fri, 12 Aug 2022 18:42:22 UTC No. 913592
>>913520
osti de criss de tabarnak
Anonymous at Fri, 26 Aug 2022 06:49:08 UTC No. 915384
>>913592
You are suck too monogatari French schizo
Anonymous at Sat, 27 Aug 2022 07:37:55 UTC No. 915515
>>913580
This
Anonymous at Sat, 27 Aug 2022 07:49:13 UTC No. 915519
>>913520
Esti de criss de câlice de tabarnak
Anonymous at Sun, 28 Aug 2022 01:24:46 UTC No. 915624
>>913520
Cris is not a person but rather an idea. When a someone call you a cris be it online or in real life, they are insulting your artistic skills
Anonymous at Tue, 6 Sep 2022 02:34:43 UTC No. 916827
>>913520
cris is a myth a legend and a monster, they say that just looking at his art will make your progress go backwards up to 4 months, the longer you look at his models the worse the effect becomes... until you start thinking and modeling like cris... and then - you become cris. AHHHHHHHHHHHHH.