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Anonymous at Tue, 20 Dec 2022 16:10:49 UTC No. 930361
Please be honest with yourself, you just want to make coom right? We don't want anymore young artists ruining their career goals. The majority of art in the western industry is boring, uninteresting, pays horrid, public schooling is a scam and you don't get to decide what to make. If you really want to do it I cannot stop you but there is also nothing wrong with getting an AI-proof career while doing this on the side.
Anonymous at Tue, 20 Dec 2022 16:17:57 UTC No. 930362
I dont want to make coom, I want to have 100k+ followers on twitter and twitch and be about that stream life
Anonymous at Tue, 20 Dec 2022 18:58:04 UTC No. 930384
>>930361
no, i want to make things that i like.
i do not like parasitic porn addiction.
Anonymous at Tue, 20 Dec 2022 23:02:52 UTC No. 930426
I want to make coom but i take it seriously as an art form
Anonymous at Wed, 21 Dec 2022 07:25:31 UTC No. 930468
>>930361
So you have not yet realized that most of the nudes inside of museums in this day and age were originally smut commissioned by nobles?
Anonymous at Wed, 21 Dec 2022 14:05:45 UTC No. 930495
>>930468
Ah yes all the Renaissance futa incest porn everyone keeps talking about.
Anonymous at Wed, 21 Dec 2022 15:24:45 UTC No. 930507
majority of coom animations are dog shit, i would be proud if im making high quality stuff, but thats just my addiction talking, i saw that rabbit fella making an indie game and the animations were pretty sollid, i want to make that kind of stuff.
Anonymous at Wed, 21 Dec 2022 20:15:16 UTC No. 930531
>>930495
kek
Anonymous at Wed, 21 Dec 2022 20:16:17 UTC No. 930532
>>930361
Porn is for subhumans. Go and dilate somewhere else.
Anonymous at Wed, 21 Dec 2022 21:01:47 UTC No. 930539
not really, I just want to make handouts for my gurps campaigns.
Anonymous at Wed, 21 Dec 2022 21:06:30 UTC No. 930541
>>930495
Anon, there are medieval pictures of dick trees and witches using them on each other.
And hellenists had multiple ball testicles on women's chest statues. Not quite futa, but the idea was there.
Anonymous at Wed, 21 Dec 2022 23:48:49 UTC No. 930556
>>930495
They would probably be into it if they knew it was a thing
Anonymous at Fri, 6 Jan 2023 05:43:53 UTC No. 932416
>>930555
Wait, wasn't there a greek statue of a boy with breasts? He even had a feminine hairstyle too.
Anonymous at Sat, 7 Jan 2023 07:41:32 UTC No. 932551
>>932426
She is your wife, not a random stranger. Why would you be afraid of telling her?
Anonymous at Sat, 7 Jan 2023 08:23:30 UTC No. 932554
>>930426
pretty much this. I browse coom all day long in desperation to find the perfect fix and am disappointed that no one else's ideas are as pure and consequential as mine.
the act of producing art is tedious and retarded. i just want to see the perfect image forever and I'm the only one that knows what it is, so I go:
>welp, guess I'll have to become the best sculptor ever. k.
Anonymous at Sat, 7 Jan 2023 08:27:13 UTC No. 932555
>>932551
the more people know about you, the more they can hurt you. your wife is scarier than the blackest nigger on the planet - she knows what to say to passive-aggressively hurt you, who to bitch to when you disobey and what attacks on your person to keep ready.
mess with a nigger and you get knived *maybe*. mess with your wife and she will steal your masculinity, your friends and your career.
the chair nerd at Sat, 7 Jan 2023 17:43:12 UTC No. 932617
>>932551
Oh no I am not afraid of telling her she knows she married a coomer. WhatvI mean ischowxdo I convince her this is profitable and a good career move.
>>932555
Oh no fortunayley shecis nothing like that. In fact I feelcthat my wife is my secret weapon sge even helps me on every archviz job even if she doesn't even know what a pixel is.
the chair nerd at Sat, 7 Jan 2023 17:50:09 UTC No. 932619
>>932562
Having a wife has been the best move I've made in 20 years.
>>932551
Well I just told her and she laughed and was like "Show me the money just don't use us as reference we suck."
Anonymous at Tue, 10 Jan 2023 21:02:48 UTC No. 932987
>>932426
Sounds like you married your mom.
Anonymous at Wed, 11 Jan 2023 04:44:46 UTC No. 933029
>>930361
>Please be honest with yourself, you just want to make coom right?
There're already plenty of 3D hentai games with very powerful, built in, easy to use character creators, built in animations, voices, etc.
Coom is quite literally the last thing I'd do with Blender.
Anonymous at Fri, 13 Jan 2023 01:04:54 UTC No. 933235
>>930361
Yea, that's exactly what I'm doing
Anonymous at Fri, 13 Jan 2023 02:25:49 UTC No. 933239
Nope, want to make kids cartoon that families can enjoy. I want to combat Disney’s grooming and cocomelons mindlessness. Basically, Bluey. The world needs more cartoons like Bluey.
Anonymous at Sat, 14 Jan 2023 20:09:46 UTC No. 933422
>>933239
Based
Anonymous at Sat, 14 Jan 2023 20:37:55 UTC No. 933423
>>930361
Yes. Making a giant wobbly ass that works well in animation is my current hurdle. There's a lot of faux ass out there where the cheeks never touch and there's no crease where they hang above the thigh, I'm currently researching ways to remedy this
Anonymous at Sat, 14 Jan 2023 20:40:52 UTC No. 933424
>>933423
Maybe you could model the butt artificially anti-grav'd, then rig it and add springs with gravity
Anonymous at Sun, 15 Jan 2023 22:04:12 UTC No. 933545
>>933423
bro no offense but that looks awful, just grab the current peach model from either super rush or tennis and coomify it.
Anonymous at Sun, 15 Jan 2023 22:05:30 UTC No. 933546
>>933423
>There's a lot of faux ass out there where the cheeks never touch and there's no crease where they hang above the thigh
that's because you're looking at coomer resources, people who suck and don't know what the fuck they're doing. it's called having talent.
Anonymous at Sun, 15 Jan 2023 22:15:20 UTC No. 933548
>>930361
>generic huge tits huge ass huge thighs body that's been used 100000000 times and counting
this really is the quintessential sign of having shit taste
Anonymous at Mon, 16 Jan 2023 04:27:52 UTC No. 933579
>>933548
Are you referring to the pic in the OP? Because none of the features you mentioned are 'huge' in that image
Anonymous at Mon, 16 Jan 2023 10:52:29 UTC No. 933599
>>933545
How is he supposed to learn and improve?
Anonymous at Mon, 16 Jan 2023 14:07:33 UTC No. 933608
>>933548
None are even close to being considered huge, schizo
Anonymous at Mon, 16 Jan 2023 15:32:57 UTC No. 933620
>>933546
Ok I'll look around for non-coomer artists that model giant wobbly hanging ass cheeks inadvertantly due to their talent
Anonymous at Wed, 18 Jan 2023 16:41:38 UTC No. 933923
>>930361
I made a coomer model, it ended being 169 cm tall, 148 cm breasts, 46 cm waist and 94 cm hips
I fell bad for doing such unrealistic proportions, What should I do for redemption?
Anonymous at Fri, 20 Jan 2023 05:44:23 UTC No. 934206
>>934196
If you're a programmer you should be able to learn blender ez
Anonymous at Fri, 20 Jan 2023 08:18:28 UTC No. 934213
>>934206
at this point I'm around 30 hours in and I still can't do a half-decent headhack
I might just be retarded
Anonymous at Fri, 20 Jan 2023 14:23:54 UTC No. 934235
>>933548
>shit taste
Sure go ahead and have sex with your generic ak47 rifle or generic stone pebble wall you 3d monkey or your generic bmw car
Anonymous at Fri, 20 Jan 2023 16:38:18 UTC No. 934246
I keep getting bored making models and adding tits to them, then i just get really focused on making the whole thing look right for like 6 hours, and it only becomes a matter of horny once I'm finished with the model and start posing it.
Ancient Greek sculptor mindset
Anonymous at Fri, 20 Jan 2023 22:56:46 UTC No. 934283
>>934213
unironically do the donut series on youtube
Anonymous at Fri, 20 Jan 2023 22:58:37 UTC No. 934285
>>933608
>>933579
>lol you think thats big
this is your mind on cum
Anonymous at Fri, 20 Jan 2023 23:51:50 UTC No. 934293
>>934285
You only interact with anglo women, don't you?
Anonymous at Sat, 21 Jan 2023 00:22:15 UTC No. 934296
>>934285
Are you a woman or something?
The main exaggerated feature is the extremely slender waist which results in an extreme waist-to-hip ratio
The hips/butt themselves are not exceptionally large.
Anonymous at Sat, 21 Jan 2023 00:32:06 UTC No. 934298
>>934213
donut tutorial faggot, why do ppl never try to actually educate themselves on anything? retard
Anonymous at Sat, 21 Jan 2023 03:52:28 UTC No. 934327
>>934296
>>934293
when you were a teen you probably could have fapped to a girl with B cups, or a smaller but nice shaped ass. now you're so coombrained that you consider Ds to be small, and thick full hips/narrow waist to be average. I'm not saying you should like fat women or ugly women I'm simply saying your brain is 90% cum and your standards are utterly out of whack where your waifu's body proportions need to be dialed past 10 to be considered average. See OP's pic, it looks like you headhacked some petite animu girl's head on a black porn star's body.
Anonymous at Sat, 21 Jan 2023 04:46:40 UTC No. 934337
>>934327
Yep. You only interact with white chicks. Or not at all.
Anonymous at Sat, 21 Jan 2023 04:47:47 UTC No. 934338
>>930361
>50 jagdtrillion total points
What kind of rig do I need in order to get to that ungodly level of subdivision and still have the viewport be somewhat responsive to edits? My current one can only do about 15-20 million before it starts to become sort of unbearable and I am forced to zremesher everything to lower levels, still usable but too stuttery and sluggish to be a pleasant experience.
Anonymous at Sat, 21 Jan 2023 05:13:58 UTC No. 934340
>>934327
You called them "huge", not "not small".
Sure, they're not small, but they're far from freakishly exaggerated. Since I'm not a coomer I don't really know if the OP would be considered a D cup, but afaik D cup isn't rare or anything.
Anonymous at Sat, 21 Jan 2023 23:09:33 UTC No. 934403
>>934340
pic related, combine this with the absurd obesity rate and you have what, less than 0.5% of skinny women have D+ cups? I can tell you from actually having girlfriends that the OP's pic is like 30DD, which good luck finding that bra. I know in your mind you think you're winning the argument, you're just showing how coombrained you are. You have literally no argument other than repeating your opinion over and over which I've already proven is an opinion formed over 10+ years of fapping to internet porn, anime specifically. I've seen anime, D cups are in fact considered small.
Anonymous at Sun, 22 Jan 2023 00:04:08 UTC No. 934413
>>934403
>American
1 out of every 8 women in burgerland are white. Therefore, it stands to reason that most of them are gonna have tiny tits. Anywhere else in the world that doesn't have a majority of white women the average cup size is above C.
I am literally standing next to a woman with tits as large as melons, and she is far from fat. I understand that the women around you are flat and barren, but thinking that the tits in OPs pic are "big" is laughable.
Anonymous at Sun, 22 Jan 2023 02:42:25 UTC No. 934424
>>934413
>1 out of every 8 women in burgerland are NOT white.
Anonymous at Sun, 22 Jan 2023 14:25:18 UTC No. 934471
>>930361
just use koikatsu
Anonymous at Mon, 23 Jan 2023 05:42:57 UTC No. 934543
Anonymous at Mon, 23 Jan 2023 07:06:42 UTC No. 934550
>>934543
I have been asking the same for a while. I have bumbling about doing assorted shit, but I don't feel like I have improved one bit.
Anonymous at Mon, 23 Jan 2023 11:48:04 UTC No. 934572
>>934550
>>934543
>and where do I go from there
Have you tried modelling something on your own? Using refs of course.
maybe following some tutorials along? https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Maj
Anonymous at Fri, 27 Jan 2023 07:14:20 UTC No. 935022
>>934543
I found this series on youtube for modeling an entire human character.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bx9
It seems short but that's because he goes through it really fast. He skips the tedious repetitive stuff, but sometimes it can be hard to follow because he goes so fast.
Anonymous at Fri, 27 Jan 2023 10:47:23 UTC No. 935032
>>934572
>>935022
thanks I saved those links for later
currently going through this guy https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=e3G
he's presenting a bit slower and includes troubleshooting for spiritual boomers like me
Anonymous at Fri, 10 Feb 2023 12:06:29 UTC No. 936584
>>935032
That's a fantastic tutorial, I started out with it.
Anonymous at Fri, 10 Feb 2023 12:29:37 UTC No. 936587
>>930495
You say that, but you need to remember something- only the rich could afford to keep things persevered, or at least, carved in stone.
It's 10000% likely that smaller artists were getting all sorts of commissions but since it's on paper, they dissolved from time. I have no doubt thousands upon thousands of furry porn pics were created of the Egyptian gods, but civilian grade papyrus didn't last long.
Anonymous at Sat, 11 Feb 2023 18:21:18 UTC No. 936699
>>933029
Retard, you have no idea what you are talking about. Yes there are many 3d coom games out there but 99% of them are just galleries. Coomers dont want that anymore.
Anonymous at Tue, 14 Feb 2023 04:53:34 UTC No. 936905
>>930361
Of course i want to, after all, porn was, is and will forever be a thing, it's a great market too
The only "people" pushing this "porn le bad" mentality are twitter troons, so yeah, you can cope and dilate as much as you want but you're not changing anything.