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Anonymous at Sat, 25 Feb 2023 09:30:57 UTC No. 938167

Who is this magnificent Chris?
I spam every small board with incoherent nonsense, 20 /an/ threads on accidentally eating fishflakes, 30 /trash/ threads on that one time I met the garbageman and he let me ride in the truck, but every time I post here the fear of Chris is stronger.
It doesnt matter if I claim vertices are too pointy, or that blender is a virus, this God of a man is surely at the helm, back for a fight, living rent free eternally in your mind.
He is behind every post. Autodesk management bows to him. His mom works for Blender.
God bless Chris, king of /3/. Give me strength in my shitposts.

Also blendlets seething.