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Anonymous at Mon, 21 Aug 2023 13:35:14 UTC No. 955833
>the year is 2025
>launch 3DS
>have to provide Autodesk an entire plan of my house, including which room my children sleep in
>open material map
>crashes
>boot again
>crashes at boot screen
>start working
>realize I'm missing the "use right mouse button" plugin
>purchase a $700 subscription for it (it's cheaper if I buy a 25 year plan)
>finish project, save it to the cloud
>go to presentation
>try to access the file
>cannot access servers, as I remodeled my house and I need to provide Autodesk with an up to date floor plan
>next day
>get access to file again
>it's corrupted
>at least it's not Blender
Anonymous at Mon, 21 Aug 2023 14:54:57 UTC No. 955845
>the year is 2023
>launch Opera browser
>get fucked by a 10ft monke
>mop the semen out of the floor
>sits again
>upholstery is crusty from all the semen
>searches for a hammer and chizel
>carves out a buttcheeks shaped nest out of the chair so seating is possible
>open www.4channel.org
>10 pop ups for midget gay porn open
>close the pop ups but clicks on two cuz it looks interesting
>starts a new thread
>writes an idiotic dribble about autodesk being too pricy
>post
>wrong captcha
>post
>wrong captcha
>cleans up the semen from the monitor
>post successful
>goes into blender.org
>downloads blender just to feel something free cuz nothing is actually free but blender is
>Smiles smugly
>Thinks to itself * i gotcha autodesk*
>Doesn't get paid by blender.org to trash sotware
>10 years pass
>Nothing is accomplished
>Every once or twice a month still posts about software on a 3d modelling/rendring board
>Dies alone in its crusty seat
>Monke doesn't stop the rapin'
Anonymous at Mon, 21 Aug 2023 15:25:15 UTC No. 955847
>Buy 3D software, as in, exchanging money for a superior experience to free software
>Install the 21st of August, 2023 edition
>That should be enough, I don't need to pay beyond that
>My work partner installs the 22nd of August, 2023 edition
>They make a file and try to send it to me
>It doesn't open because my version is exactly one microsecond out of date, my exclusive license is now worthless
Anonymous at Mon, 21 Aug 2023 17:06:06 UTC No. 955852
>>955833
lol imagine paying for software and then complaining
Anonymous at Tue, 22 Aug 2023 02:25:23 UTC No. 955880
>>955845
This sounds like a gpt post