🧵 Movie script
Anonymous at Mon, 20 May 2024 22:20:08 UTC No. 984037
Hey /3/, I did something astronomically stupid: I wrote a feature length screenplay
https://files.catbox.moe/tj3530.pdf
Now some anons are goading me to make it into a movie
I have told them that this is many orders of magnitude more difficult than just writing the script, especially for something that's over two hours long and drenched in 4chan memes, yet they persist
You guys have real skills and know what you're talking about so maybe if you're the ones to say it there's a chance they'll actually listen
Can you help me convince them this is literally, unironically impossible?
Anonymous at Mon, 20 May 2024 23:50:03 UTC No. 984044
It would be as difficult as you wanted to make it.
Anonymous at Tue, 21 May 2024 00:02:07 UTC No. 984046
>>984037
Kino
Anonymous at Tue, 21 May 2024 00:04:52 UTC No. 984047
>>984037
I would make some models for this shit, but /3/ is full of fags and it will go nowhere
Anonymous at Tue, 21 May 2024 00:24:26 UTC No. 984049
>>984037
With enough autists we can make this a reality
Anonymous at Tue, 21 May 2024 10:00:16 UTC No. 984093
This is just AI slop, isn't it?
Anonymous at Tue, 21 May 2024 23:04:29 UTC No. 984169
>>984038
>>984046
>>984049
This isn't what I asked for but I appreciate the enthusiasm
>>984093
Not a word
Human hands wrote this script
I did try using AI to make some images, but it could never understand what the fuck I was talking about
If there's a language model that can write like I do, I will consume a garment intended as a head covering strictly for its nutritional value
Anonymous at Sat, 1 Jun 2024 16:21:19 UTC No. 985178
I talked things over with an anon who I'll call Music Bro
He wrote this for the sequence in the Pentagon and the next couple of scenes introducing the agents
https://voca.ro/1lQblIQZtgxi
We're going to try storyboarding some of this shit so stay tuned
Anonymous at Wed, 19 Jun 2024 03:23:37 UTC No. 987272
Bad news! He doesn't want to do music for the sex scenes
Anonymous at Wed, 19 Jun 2024 09:26:26 UTC No. 987297
>>987272
the west has fallen
Anonymous at Mon, 15 Jul 2024 20:34:19 UTC No. 989888
Anonymous at Mon, 15 Jul 2024 22:07:10 UTC No. 989907
>>989888
Hey, anon, you forgot to type your post
I'd bump the thread more if I had more to show, but as you can see I'm still learning basic shit
Whatever, here's more music from Music Bro
It's for pages 6 and 7 where he runs past a bunch of stuff
https://voca.ro/1lQvP9LduvcC
(Maybe I should number the scenes)
Anonymous at Sat, 27 Jul 2024 12:09:10 UTC No. 990770
>>984037
godspeed anon. maidfags get the rope, we need quality content to cleanse /g/ with and fastman threads have always been a breath of fresh air
Anonymous at Sat, 27 Jul 2024 16:32:35 UTC No. 990807
>>990770
>MAIDS could be here
>I HATE MAIDS
Oh...
Well, for what it's worth, I was planning to write more of these and put different waifus in each one, like he's James Bond or some shit, going through hookups like popcorn
You might want to sit this one out, though
Anonymous at Fri, 9 Aug 2024 22:24:11 UTC No. 991931
>>989907
>pages 6 and 7 where he runs past a bunch of stuff
I'm starting with this part since it's one of the most noncommittal in terms of character designs
Having to put actual faces on the agents is driving me up the wall