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🧵 /npg/ Comfy North Park OC thread #11

Anonymous No. 713578

Welcome to the North Park OC thread, a place to draw, create and discuss original characters for North Park, a South Park spin off.

Different fancy OP image edition. Congrats everyone on making it past 10 threads, here's to another 10 and even more to come.

Feel free to read through the wiki for more information on the characters so far. Otherwise, draw characters and have fun!

Wiki link:
https://north-park-creations.fandom.com/wiki/North_Park_Creations_Wiki

Previous thread:
https://archived.moe/i/thread/710320

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Anonymous No. 713579

Here is a list off most of if not all the drawn characters so far. If you want a quick way to start drawing them, use a random number generator (www.calculator.net/random-number-generator.html) and have a go at drawing whatever characters you get. You can even do it multiple times if you want to draw more than one character together. Feel free to look through the Wiki or ask in the thread for more info on the characters, although not all the ones shown here have Wiki articles made yet, as it's a work in progress.

Anonymous No. 713581

why don’t you just make a discord ?

Anonymous No. 713582

>>713581
why don't you suck my dick?

Anonymous No. 713583

>>713581
The oc thread tried that but instead of leaving they just act like they're unofficial jannies. They double do it for free because they don't even get access to /j/

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Anonymous No. 713585

Dr. Toades is no longer allowed to play Patapon.
Especially after Melville managed to take control of them with that damn intrinsic rhythm of his!

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Anonymous No. 713588

i feel the need to edit ms Chariot into various iconic Chris Chan moments
particularly that one sports bra he wore with the words "WANT (WO)MAN" written on the front

Anonymous No. 713589

>>713583
>longtime staple of the board
>leaving
lol newfag. these south park fags are only here because they were banned from /co/ and jannies don’t enforce this board. if jannies did their jobs you wouldn’t have hall monitorfags in the first place.

Anonymous No. 713591

>>713589
if jannies did their job they'd be paid, get out

Anonymous No. 713592

>>713589
you're a staple of this board the way barneyfag is a staple of /v/

Anonymous No. 713593

guys guy
this isnt very comfy
lets not respond to thread tourists

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Anonymous No. 713594

Well, Rulf was very disappointed how the only people who showed up to his AMA was Neil and Max. He of course lambasts the tastes of the able bodied audience but doesn't want his cripplecon to end on such a poor note.

So as a final guest AMA for cripplecon, he's convinced honorary cripple Dorothy McDougall to join the panel for an AMA.

This will probably be the last one I do for a short while, but other people are free to do some as well if they'd like.

Anonymous No. 713596

>>713594
i want to hug and kiss and maybe molest her a little bit but in a friendly sorta way

Anonymous No. 713600

>>713594
>Jumps out of the shadows wearing a comically large cowboy hat
BOO!

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Anonymous No. 713603

>>713588
This is so fucking stupid.

Anonymous No. 713604

>>713603
This is amazing.

Anonymous No. 713606

>>713604
I actually had to compensate because her tits are smaller than Chris'.

Anonymous No. 713607

>>713606
Don't make fun of Chris' juicey Sonichu rack.

Anonymous No. 713608

>>713607
I'm not, I'm making fun of Tilly's lack of boobage.

Anonymous No. 713609

>>713608
Look, you stop it right fucking now or I will get that one video where he twerks and you WILL fap to it.

Anonymous No. 713610

>>713609
No...

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Anonymous No. 713616

>>713594
Favorite episode of Maizeby and Friends?

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Anonymous No. 713617

>>713616
yo chaz got that SBAHJ face

Anonymous No. 713618

>>713594
Did meeting Nightmare Guy almost kill you?

Anonymous No. 713619

>>713594
do you actually have any friends? people protecting you because they pity you doesn't count

Anonymous No. 713621

>>713594
*gives her some cake* *gives her a kiss* :3

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Anonymous No. 713625

>>713619
I'm her friend!

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Anonymous No. 713626

North Park is actually situated in Runescape's Wilderness so the whole town is a PvP zone with dangerous creatures and lots of rare resources.

Anonymous No. 713627

>>713626
everywhere is a pvp zone if youre not a pussy

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Anonymous No. 713630

get fucked

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Anonymous No. 713631

>>713630
He suffocates because air can't get through

Anonymous No. 713633

/co/ is currently holding its annual Ms. /co/ event and it made me think... why don't we have something similar? just a little contest to crown Mr. and Ms. North Park. nothing big that spans multiple threads of course, just a small event with polls. we dont even need to nominate.

Anonymous No. 713634

>>713633
what do we do about characters who don't have a sex/gender, like Gouppa or Devan?

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Anonymous No. 713635

>>713633
sounds fun enough, but It won't matter anyways since Melville is object fully the King

Anonymous No. 713637

Vote on your favorites
As of right now you can vote as many times as you want, we'll widdle the options down further
Devan and Gouppa will be moved into whatever category they get more votes in after round 1

https://strawpoll.com/polls/XOgOJKqmQn3
https://strawpoll.com/polls/NoZrLk1Nrn3

Anonymous No. 713639

>>713637
>Mac Tonight is leading the boy vote
Smokin!

Anonymous No. 713643

>>713635
why does melville like mute so much? what is it about her?

Anonymous No. 713644

>>713637
voting for max because i think it would be funny if he won

Anonymous No. 713646

>>713643
She has nothing negative to say about him

Anonymous No. 713660

>>713643
Could have been something he picked up when he was younger. Before Mute knew he was so annoying she may have shared her lunch with him once and after that Melville developed a crush.

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Anonymous No. 713662

I'm not sure what I'm looking at and I don't know shit about south park but sure. Simple designs are cute

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Anonymous No. 713663

>>713662
cute delly, thanks anon

Anonymous No. 713665

>>713662
it's like a collaborative writing project about a sister town to south park. I guess it's a kind of AU fanfiction? We make characters, work on story ideas, and only rarely talk about penises.

Anonymous No. 713666

>>713662
oooooh yesss best girl!! thats a sweet fucking drawing anonbro

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Anonymous No. 713668

>you guys are retards
>but you're my retards

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Anonymous No. 713672

i love you guys

Anonymous No. 713685

>>713672
If you really loved me, you'd let me cry into your sweater and not bitch about it.

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Anonymous No. 713687

>>713596
Um, molest? That sounds scary... Please don't molest me, even if you say it's friendly...

>>713600
Oh dear, please don't do those kinds of things to me, I am not sure if you knew this, but I actually have an incurable heart disease, and am very sensitive to sudden surprises like that. Now that you know, I hope we can be friends! I like your hat.

>>713616
Ooh, My parents let me watch that show sometimes! Mazie is my favorite. I like the episode where she overcame her fear of that big farming machine, the combine harvester. I feel if she can be brave and overcome her fears, so could I!

>>713618
He was pretty scary at first, especially when he suddenly comes out of the shadows... But once you've gotten used to seeing him he isn't that scary, and he gives nice hugs. Don't worry though, while he was quite shocking he didn't accidentally put me into cardiac arrest (that's when my heart stops working and is very scary).

>>713619
Um, what do you mean? I don't have friends who only spend time with me because they pity me? Do I?

Well... Ashley is nice to me in class, so is Sabrina sometimes. Most of the other 3rd grade kids aren't very nice to me though... Cindy and Mute in 4th grade take care of me sometimes as well, they are very nice. Rulf and Dizzy invited me to this and I consider them friends too, although they can sometimes be mean to other students which isn't very nice.

>>713621
Thank you!

Anonymous No. 713692

>>713687
>puntable
kek yes she is

Anonymous No. 713693

>>713637
>Bennett is now leading the poll alone
wew

Anonymous No. 713698

i hope you guys are ready for the 7th, it's Lydia's AND Drew's birthdays!

Anonymous No. 713699

>>713698
Aww that's cute are they gonna share a birthday party together?

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Anonymous No. 713700

I think we could come up with more birthdays for everyone

>>713699
Lydia is gonna slam Drew's face in their birthday cake so hard

Anonymous No. 713701

How do we feel about the name "Missy" for Mandy's mom? Since it was suggested a few threads back.

Anonymous No. 713702

>>713701
oh yeah i like it

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Anonymous No. 713704

Different priorities

Anonymous No. 713705

>>713704
both should say "do not molest"

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Anonymous No. 713706

>>713705
For you

Anonymous No. 713710

>>713687
That little ginger kid looks so rapeable from here. She talks like she came out of a PBS show like Franklin, Pooh, Dora the Explorer. She's just begging for it.

Anonymous No. 713725

>>713710
My brother.

Anonymous No. 713727

Please do not plap Dorothy's cheeks without her consent

Anonymous No. 713728

>>713727
what about sniffing her ass?

Anonymous No. 713729

>>713728
What are you, a dog?

Anonymous No. 713730

>>713729
i'm a man who likes to appreciate the scent of who i like

Anonymous No. 713732

>>713706
Rayne's should just be, "Molest him" with an arrow pointing to Hansel

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Anonymous No. 713733

coomers begone

Anonymous No. 713734

>>713732
is Rayne gonna join the hobo harem?

Anonymous No. 713738

>>713610
-scary request: Schroder in his young form.
-Max seems like the kinda guy who'd sue for rape and win the trial. Despite the fact he was totally begging for it, making all thr girls in North Park thirsty for his black short shorts.
-What name should we give Max's Mom? also I'm thinking she appears like the nicest Disney princess ever like Charlie, Ariel, Belle, until her evil side comes out and she puts Blenny and Max to shame considering all her family members are dead for reasons, the dad is nowhere to be seen and she's a land owner and stock owner. She uses her free time to read books, lots of books. Also Max is not embarassed in the least bit to show public affection and even makes some kids jealous for it.

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Anonymous No. 713739

>>713738
I can fix her

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Anonymous No. 713740

>>713734
it might be fun to explore their dynamic this thread

Anonymous No. 713759

Drew but booba.
Y/Y?

Anonymous No. 713760

>>713759
sure but only if they're getting fondled

Anonymous No. 713761

>>713759
Drew is cursed to be a hirsute flatty.
A-cup at best.
ALSO WOW LUSTING AFTER DREW WHY ARE YOU LUSTING AFTER HER WTF YOU STUPID BITCH I BET YOU WANT HER VA TO SAY LEWD SHIT TO YOU.

Anonymous No. 713762

do you think Beansy flaps her hands like an overstimulated retard when you fuck her?

Anonymous No. 713763

>>713762
her propeller spins

Anonymous No. 713764

>>713763
kek cute

Anonymous No. 713765

>>713761
I want her to breathily say that she isn't gay while beansy nibbles on her acup nips

Anonymous No. 713766

Drew but a Late Night with Johnny Carson ripoff Y/Y?

Anonymous No. 713767

>>713761
I want her reaction to Asimov's robo-dong plowing her for the first time.
Bonus points if Slappy walks in on them

Anonymous No. 713768

>>713765
I dunno if you're shitposting or not, this might be a tall order, if you're serious.

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Anonymous No. 713769

>"Hey dumbass up here. I'm your Fairy God Friend."
>"Don't question it, because I'm not going to answer. Anyways, hurry it up and make your stupid ass wish. I have shit to do."

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Anonymous No. 713770

>>713739
>Max seems like the kinda guy who'd sue for rape and win the trial. Despite the fact he was totally begging for it, making all thr girls in North Park thirsty for his black short shorts.
Reverse Johnny Bravo turns me on and is even funnier to me, I don't know why. I'm a guy as well.

Anonymous No. 713772

Much too early into the thread to be getting this horny

Anonymous No. 713773

>>713769
The entirety of the middle east, africa, south america, asia, russia completely deleted included all children of the persians & ottomans that mixbred with everyone. :D :D :D or send them all to the moooonnnn
or fine fine fine I wish for 2 exact replicas of our planets orbiting our sun. That should be even more interesting.
>your wishes are too genocidal and fucked up in the head !!
>Well I sure as fuck am not asking for your dirty underwear or for you to marry me, that's fucking gay, gayer than fairies.
I wish Half Life episode 3 released.
>Dude I'm a wish granter, not God.
I wish for all the arachnids and insects in the world to die. The bees and ladybugs are a necessary casualty for the greater good.
>... would you like some fries with that?
>Yes and a coke please.

Anonymous No. 713774

>>713769
I wish that Drew would admit she's at least a little gay

Anonymous No. 713787

>>713637
>Bennett, Max and Mineral
>mfw
https://imgur.com/a/2vN3hJa

Anonymous No. 713788

I want to see a future Mute and Neil interaction

Anonymous No. 713789

>>713788
I kinda want to retcon future Neil because I don't what I did with him
Keep the popular late night stand up comedian angle, but maybe change his look

Anonymous No. 713790

>>713789
Future Neil looked twice the age of the other adult designs we’ve been doing, it could still be canon just later down the line and we can have another younger design as well

Anonymous No. 713809

I want to see Max in a cute emo outfit with black and fucked up blood-red colors. The alternative is Giger art and nobody truly wants that unless you're biblically accurate angels and shit.

Anonymous No. 713814

>>713809
provide reference images

Anonymous No. 713815

>>713814
https://nonpsychotic.tumblr.com/post/638144725167276032/heyyy-lol/amp
https://nonpsychotic.tumblr.com/tagged/selfie/page/4
https://www.pinterest.com/pin/211174974397960/
https://www.pinterest.com/pin/9007267997922435/

Anonymous No. 713816

>>713815
youre conflating emo, goth and scene here, max
altough ill have to admit i wouldnt mind seeing max in either of those styles
frankly id prefer scene, but maybe thats just my bias towards the style as a whole

Anonymous No. 713817

>>713816
I'd prefer scene too considering my love for the 2000s. Also scene kinda makes them look like poison-dart frogs.

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Anonymous No. 713821

>Deltarune delayed
I expected it, but it still hurts

Anonymous No. 713843

>>713821
wait what? what do you mean delayed?

Anonymous No. 713852

any requests?

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Anonymous No. 713854

>>713843
It's not coming out this year. I'll have to wait at least till early next year
>>713852
Mrs. Hui-Fengs class room

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Anonymous No. 713856

>>713790
Neil Cumedianne is a famous actor for many movie genres in Hollywood. He always manages to sneak his way into every upcoming blockbuster film that year. You'll see his face plastered on all sorts of billboards.
He runs a club of stand up comedians as a side hustle and in his free time, he prank calls his old classmates from time to time. Voice actor for West Island.

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Anonymous No. 713859

>>713852
Mineral grabbing Bennett and Max by each of their shoulders with a grin on her face. Perhaps different versions of the same image with different expressions.
I can't think of anything clever which doesn't span multiple panels.

Anonymous No. 713860

>>713740
We need Rayne dancing with glowsticks, a party hat, a party whistle(no, actually, a wide as a mile smile) all while in the background the entirety of North Park is burning and some demons and humans are asking wtf is her problem.

Now that I remember this used to be Posie's intro where she sings and dances happily like a Disney song while terrible shit happens in the background.

Anonymous No. 713861

>>713860
Yeah I still love that idea (anyone got the post?)
Altough it seems like Posie was moreso cheery because that's her nature and she's ignoring the issues, whereas Rayne is happy BECAUSE its all going to shit

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Anonymous No. 713879

>>713693
God Dammit

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Anonymous No. 713906

Minnie

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Anonymous No. 713922

Mouse

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Anonymous No. 713928

>That time Cripplefucker was part of a Private Militia called 'Deagle Nation'
https://files.catbox.moe/y8yam7.mp4

Anonymous No. 713930

>>713928
Max you continue to confuse me but this fella sounds based

Anonymous No. 713931

>>713930
Yes, I'm max, I am totally absolutely Max and nobody else.
Why you faggots keep confusing me for Max? We only made out like fucking once.

Anonymous No. 713932

>>713931
thats a Max reponse, and if you're not him, you need to stop having unprotected sex with him because clearly youre catching something

Anonymous No. 713933

>>713932
How can I prove I'm not Max right now? Jesus man, what the hell.
>tfw I'm Gaseous Max now

Anonymous No. 713934

>>713933
too late

Anonymous No. 713935

>>713934
Okay, please don't think I'm Max, I'll do anything.

Anonymous No. 713937

>>713906
>Tube top with midriff exposed, thigh length skirt, knee socks

Why does Mineral wear such slutty clothes anyway?

Anonymous No. 713938

>>713937
She's trying to seduce her uncle Rick, that's why.
(this is canon)

Anonymous No. 713942

>>713935
Anyyytthinnggg~~??
Well Cripplefucker is getting kinda boring to mess around with, I mean he's good and all, but the same food over and over and over again gets stale, seriously?

>>713933
By having the real Max appearing before you and you falling on your knees, hugging me, shoving your head into my crotch and saying "oh God thank you for coming back, God Max thank you, thank you so much that you're back"
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XhPb48y3-Hs

Also the real Max would charge for rape if a bunch of ugly thot-looking mountain rednecks fucking dared catcall me like that.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6EAVkcYF9mM

>>713938
But then fails and gets somebody else's attention as I rape both Bennett and her ... well as much as Bennett can be raped ... I can rape him mentally, that's a thing... yep.

Anonymous No. 713943

>>713942
>>713938
ok, now i believe youre not Max....

Anonymous No. 713944

>>713942
man, look how sovlful the animation is... how come they dont move and bob around like that anymore?

Anonymous No. 713945

>>713932
I wish I could draw at least at a Garfield level. I have these autistic ants in my kitchen which I could make a whole mini webcomic about.
What do these retarded ants do? They refuse sugar, I even give them sugar but the retards refuse to eat sugar. What kinda ant refuses sugar?
Then there's 2 tables, alright? one table is full of food and everything and the other is empty ... they go for the empty one ... all because under a kitchen glove there was a little tiny tomato juice of 0.25 inches , these ants are autistic. No don't fucking say that the pet just follow the behaviour of the owner, these ants are not my pets, goddamnit.
So a few years what do they do? they refuse bread, yep they fucking refuse bread. These ants are too good for bread. These ants have standards, they only eat meat and oil ... yes ... they eat oil. But they refuse sugar.
Of course after I cleaned the shit out of the kitchen, didn't leave even 1 bread crumb out, their standards lowered and now the retards started chewing through the plastic paper where the bread was in. Oh so now that you're starving you finally accept the bread, you fucking picky pieces of shits?
They still refuse bread crumbs if they have alternatives. They also refuse apples and potatoes, but pure oil and tomato juice is good. My ants love specific vegetable juices, the fucking spergs.
And of course every time they're on that table I pick up the pot and go swish swosh and kill them all only to see them roam again in 3 days on the same table, it's like they refuse to understand that that table offers them nothing but death.
They seriously hang out on that empty table just to chat with each other at 4AM. I have autistic chatty ants that enjoy just hanging out instead of collecting food like normal ants. They always come back to the same exact empty spot.
I swear they governments and scientists are making the ants autistic, it's the shit they put in the soil and in the water. This is not normal ant behaviour.

Anonymous No. 713947

the results of the polls are:

Bennet | Max - 6 votes
Cripplefucker - 5 votes
Sid | Ramon | Hansel |Mac Tonight - 4 votes
Neil | Blenny | Teeny Steeve | Robert | Charles | Rulf | Dizzy | Nightmare Guy - 3 votes
Jerry | Dull | Weedo 9000 | Shef | Asimov | Slappy | Cringe Kid | Linus | Miner | Squirrel Boy | Gothboy | Romo | Father Goodfellow | Li | Dr. Toades | Gouppa | Fitzroy | Sean - 2 votes
Melville | Chaz | Maizby | Bobland | Song Hui | Chuck | Curtis | Nolas | Rick | Devan | P. Kiddy | Jeremy | Elmer | Chaplyn | Trisha's dad | Flynn | Darwin | Rodney | Atticus | Maxim | Martin | Bobby | Uisas | Sebastian | Dew - 1 vote

Mineral - 6 votes
T.T | Agatha - 5 votes
Posie | Drew | Ester | Ms. Chariot | Beansy | Georgina - 4 votes
Trisha | Cindy | Delly | Dorothy - 3 votes
Mute | Lydia | Addison | Mrs. Shef | Sabrina | Rayne | Sydney | Maria | Galatea | Alita | Billie | Gouppa - 2 votes
Mandy | Rosalind | Lisa | Janice | Hui Feng | Ashley | [ ] | Nancy | Penny | Savannah | Jane | Devan | Patricia | River | Elizabeth | Silvia | Gretel | Natasha | Chelsey | Maize | Heather | Amber - 1 vote

Anonymous No. 713948

>>713947
i didnt expect this to be so decided, do we want a poll consisting of everyone who got halfway thru? or just a tiebreaker between Bennett and Max?

Anonymous No. 713949

>>713948
Personally I'd rather 2 kings 1 queen just because it's more interesting interaction wise. I didn't think about the credit and bragging rights for this one like Ms & Mr /co/.

Anonymous No. 713950

>>713947
I’m actually surprised max and bennett won, they seem more like meme picks. And I don’t even remember them being in the top 4 when I voted, so they got a bunch of votes towards the end.

Anonymous No. 713951

>>713949
alright, if thats what more people want, i'll take it
how do we feel about these picks, and where every character is placed? do we now write Mineral/Max/Bennet interacting? and what about the runners up?

Anonymous No. 713952

>>713951
> T.T, Agatha, Cripplefucker
Also interesting. They're a scary looking degenerate group that nobody would want to stay near. Also this group vs Mineral, Bennett, Max.

Anonymous No. 713953

>>713952
im surprised Bennett rose above the ranks of his fellow creepy friends, he's certainly the cute one

Anonymous No. 713954

>>713953
>Implying Max isn't a cute looking pure-bred blonde boy if he just stopped looking so unhinged and wore some pants or at least a blue kilt.

Anonymous No. 713955

>>713954
nah the short shorts are perfect, id feel up those legs when im sat on the choolbus next to him

Anonymous No. 713957

>>713947
it's not a fuckability poll is it

Anonymous No. 713958

>>713957
it can be anything you want

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Anonymous No. 713971

I drew Trisha's superhero costume. All of her costumes are basically made out of stuff she's stolen from her brothers, and this one is no exception. It's really just a set of motorcross armour, the guns are BB guns, and the glasses do absolutely nothing. She wasn't allowed to paint of the armour, so she taped a picture to it for a kind of hero symbol.
Her superpower is "gun", whatever that means.

Anonymous No. 713974

>>713971
She looks like the daughter of that Heroes Duty chick from Wreck It Ralph.
So she's the gunner eh? Far range, looks like decent armor. Very Sci fi, but it doesn't bleed into the Scyfy Territory.
Super soldier Trisha, maybe Star Lord parody?

Anonymous No. 713976

>>713974
I'm awful at names, I thought of Tacticool first. Then REVENGER as a Punisher spoof.

Anonymous No. 713977

>>713974
Huh yeah she does and also she looks like Leon Scott Kennedy.
>>713976
How about Gunstar?

Anonymous No. 713978

>>713977
Maybe she just cycles through names whenever she comes up with one

Anonymous No. 713980

>>713978
>everyone keeps calling her different names because she can't stick to one
>this ends up a plot point where during a side mission, a villain is using her multiple names in various crimes to ruin her image
>>713947
I'm pleasantly surprised Neil and Ester have positive reception.

Anonymous No. 713992

>>713971
God fucking damnit I mistook Trisha for Max again. I should know better that Max isn't drawn with bedroom eyes or a resting bitch face.

Anonymous No. 713995

>>713992
we can have max/trisha helmet swapping shenanigans if you want to

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Anonymous No. 714008

Hello /npg/ it's been a while since we've done one of these, so why not have some fun with it now? Post your charts, this time with the 5 new characters added in. Lets see how things have changed or stayed the same since we last shared our ships.

HARD MODE: You have to come up with at least one ship for every character. And not just random thoughtless pairings or shipping them all with one meme character.

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Anonymous No. 714012

>>714008
Fixed version with Ramon, since I forgot that I accidentally skipped over him last time.

Anonymous No. 714013

>>714012
kek poor ramon

Anonymous No. 714014

>>714013
His fault for blending into the kid characters so much I forget he's an adult character

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Anonymous No. 714020

hate ship charts

Anonymous No. 714021

>>714020
i really need to get around to making reamed jams one of these days

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Anonymous No. 714022

whoops, wrong chart

Anonymous No. 714023

>>714022
>some of the ships moved up in rank
nice

Anonymous No. 714024

>>714022
Some interesting pairings here
>Linus x Ashley
>Chaz x Mazie
>Cassandra/Asimov/T.T three way
>Rayne/Hansel/Blenny three way
what's the story behind these ones?

Anonymous No. 714025

>Beansy is a tard
>Flynn is the kinda kid that's described as following lolcows
>one day he notices Beansy and starts following her as his personal lolcow
>it starts off as a joke, he mocks the things he does, but slowly grows to respect her lack of shame and freedom
>ends up embracing himself and getting out of his cringy phase
>they become friends

Anonymous No. 714026

>>714025
that's pretty cute

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Anonymous No. 714028

>>714024
>Linus x Ashley
One sided. Ashley likes how cool Linus is and genuinely likes his Gothic poetry, even though she doesn't get it. Linus finds her annoying and one sister is already a handful for him.
>Chaz x Mazie
This one is future ship where Chaplyn gets on Chaz's case for being a sleezebag and not having any children yet. Chaz doesn't really care, but then during one of his drunk trips, he takes advantage of sweet and innocent Maize and then the impossible happens, a corn hybrid is born. Now Chaz is thrust into responsibility as a father as Maize is scared about Maizeby finding out.
>Cassandra/Asimov/T.T three way
Cassandra only exists to T.T. and it makes both of them mad since they hate each other. Asimov, being the good natured boy he is, offers himself as a vessel for Cassie to exist. T.T. hates that she has to rely on that bucket of bolts.
>Rayne/Hansel/Blenny three way
Rayne keeps summoning Demon Hansel because she loves how destructive he is. She likes to think whenever DH and Blenny fight each other, it's for her affection and the winner will make her queen of hell. She hopes to bring Blenny back to his destructive roots and away from Ester's calming and orderly grasp.

Anonymous No. 714029

>>714028
>Cassandra only exists to T.T. and it makes both of them mad since they hate each other. Asimov, being the good natured boy he is, offers himself as a vessel for Cassie to exist. T.T. hates that she has to rely on that bucket of bolts.
holy shit anon

Anonymous No. 714030

>>714025
Flynn is a kiwifarms user...

Anonymous No. 714031

>>714030
>Flynn, bored because the farms are currently down, decides to check in on his own sped class and meets an unlikely friend.

Anonymous No. 714032

whoever updated the wiki with the rows from the current OP image made a few mistakes and used the wrong one for certain characters

Anonymous No. 714033

>>714032
Which ones specifically? I can fix them now.

Anonymous No. 714034

>>714033
idk i assume you added the image to every page since it features every character, but the only ones i noticed are the 4 new sped kids

Anonymous No. 714035

>>714034
Ah I worked it out now, All the row 6 characters have the row 5 image, the copy paste must not have worked. I can fix this quickly by changing the 5s into 6s in the source code.

The reason I went for the individual rows instead of the full image is just so you could see the individual characters easier when you clicked on it.

Anonymous No. 714036

>>714035
understandable, cheers

Anonymous No. 714037

Images should hopefully all be fixed now, if you do notice any that aren't right bring it up and I'll try to sort it out. I just realised earlier today one of the Slappy pics wasn't even typed in correctly so wasn't showing up in the gallery.

But anyway, all (mostly) SFW North Park images from the previous thread should be uploaded to the wiki now. Mandy's mom also has a page now, as Missy Sheffield. I suppose we could flesh her out a bit more so we have stuff to fill out? I do want to try to get at least the basic stuff filled out for every character's page.

Anonymous No. 714038

>>714037
so is her cheating canon?

Anonymous No. 714039

>>714038
I think it was less cheating, and more they have an open relationship? It started with Dellyanon drawing art of her fucking Shef, and that eventually lead to the idea of the Sheffield couple being swingers who are okay with having sex with other people, or something like that.

Of course that does bring up, we know who Shef is having sex with, but who does Missy end up swinging with? If we make this aspect of their relationship canon, of course.

Anonymous No. 714040

>>714039
>we know who Shef is having sex with
that implies that Dellyanon is a real person within our canon.... do we trust her to come back and make herself a sona?
i mean we already have characters that are somewat based on people.. .and then theres Max... it might turn out as a funny gag

Anonymous No. 714042

>>714028
You know what, I kinda like these ideas. I wanna see more Linus and Ashley interactions, as well as the plotlines with lost in time Cassandra, as well as Rayne's infernal meddling with Blenny and Demon Hansel (Should Demon Hansel have a specific name? Lesnah? Blansel? Idk.)

I'd also like to explore Mazie and Maizeby a bit more, see how their relationship works.

Anonymous No. 714043

>>714040
i think itd be funny if it was always off screen and no one knew what she looks like since it was just a gray female anon

Anonymous No. 714044

>>714043
oh yeah, youre right, that would be great

Anonymous No. 714045

>That pic of Darwin and Father Goodfellow on the wiki
Wat

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Anonymous No. 714046

>>714043
>>714044
found one but this is the only one i have saved

Anonymous No. 714047

Quick: when do each characters end up lose their virginity (or not) and with who?

Anonymous No. 714048

Looks like two more images were deleted from the wiki due to terms of service
>Maxim-Dizzy T10 01.png
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Anyone know what they were? And why do we keep losing so many images?

Anonymous No. 714050

>>714027
>Maxim/Ashley/Robert/Curtis/CK/A2/Agatha/Max

Anonymous No. 714051

>>714047
Chaz steals Mazie's virginity in a drunk stupor
I've decided on that Canon

Anonymous No. 714052

>>714051
I mean it’s probably the first time she’d taken human dick.

You know it’d be funny if the corn husk species was perfectly capable of reproduction with humans through sex with men but maizeby didn’t want to get fucked up his corn ass so he keeps it a secret and falls back on the “laying seeds inside children and turning them into corn” method.

Anonymous No. 714053

>>714048
Maxim and dizzy one was the one with adult dizzy sitting shirtless on maxim’s lap. The second image was the shipping image of Natasha having maxim on a leash. I guess the both of them were to saucy for the site, I could see why the dizzy one might be but I feel there’s a lot worse on the site than the leash one.

I’ll probably leave off the dizzy/maxim one since it’s probably too close to nsfw, but the other one could probably be re-uploaded with an edit if you’d like.

Anonymous No. 714054

>>714047
>Trisha
depends what you consider 'losing your virginity', but I assume her and her brothers have... expirimented
>Neil
in his late 20s or early 30s
>Crip
on his wedding day, consensually
>Sid and Posie
Whenever they decide to have kids, gotta keep god happy... lesbain sex doesn't count, right? there's nothing she needs to disclose to him, right?
>Mute
probably in her mid 20s to some guy she's going to date for a few months, or maybe Melville
>Cindy
her dad will teach her everything she needs to know before her first time
>T.T already has
>Melville
whenever Mute lets him
>Chaz
one of these days he's gonna score some nonce in a bar
>Jerry and Mandy
in their teens, probably
>Mineral
when her hippie genes hit and she sneaks out to a music festival and gets high off her tits
>Hansel
one cold night with Gretel, but he doesn't know about it
>Dull
we REALLY need to delve into what you consider to be sex with this one.....
>Drew
she was just playing with Beansy... she was just playing... next thing you know...
>Rosalind
fucks a cute "girl" in cosplay in an anime con bathroom
>Lisa
lol
>Blenny
youre already fucked
>Dew
probably loses his virginity to some thot he doesn't even love
>Ester
not concerned with sex, her first time is with Blenny after becoming the queen of hell
>Delly
nobody knows, but she assures you her wedding night was her first time
do you trust her?
>Lydia
she's saving herself for Rulf
lesbian sex doesn't count... right?
>Asimov
can't ACTUALLY have sex, not the traditional way, but he has his ways of pleasing his woman
>Ashley
probably already has

Anonymous No. 714055

>>714054
>Robert
whenever it happens, its gonna take him a few minutes to figure out it's even happening
>Curtis
probably in his mid 20s, with a girl he tried setting up for Robert but he refused, so he took seconds
>Cringe Kid
in his early 20s, in his nice studio apartment as a handsome successful game developer
>Agatha
whenever she manages to get Bennett into cosplay
>Bennett
we know hes not a virgin
>Linus
tries staying a virgin till his wedding day because Mormon, ends up going too far with a goth girl in summer camp
>Nancy
plays sexy noir detective and fucks a guy for info
>Penny
when she starts dating Jerry
>Addison
probably in like her 40s
>Charles
not for a long, long time...but he and gothboy might have expirimented
>Savannah
scores a random drunk guy in college
>Sabrina
fucks a cute successful game developer in his studio apartment
>Devan
they fucked god and they have no regrets
>Rulf
not concerned with sex, even in college, will one day learn what it's like when Lydia finally gets to him
>Max
Max
>Dizzy
fucks a guy in highschool and says no homo, only to call him gay after because he didnt say it
>Dorothy
life fucks her everyday
>Flynn
permavirgin
>Beansy
frankly her parents thought she would never lose her virginity, but she ended up doing it with a cute younger girl
now theyre just disappointed that shes a filthy clown
but at least they cant have horrible clown kids
>Rodney/Silvia
they already had their first years ago
what, you thought they were kids?
>Gretel
she will never tell you
>Rayne
fucks a hobo out of frustration one day
>Atticus
never gets older, never fucks
>Squirrel Boy
meet his squirrel wife
>Chelsey
lets an older kid smash in highschool for cigs
>Gothboy
doesn't consider his first time with Charles to be sex, but it was totally sex
>Romo
he's the kinda guy that tells you about it the day after in class, but you're not sure what he's trying to say
>Sydney
what happens in Australia, stays in Australia

Anonymous No. 714056

>>714055
>Fitzroy
fucks a cute, gentle, quiet girl in college and nobody ever knows
>Georgina
by the time you ask her, her bodycount is already in the double digits
>Sean
no time for sex when youre busy G4M1NG
>Billie
has an epileptic seizure on her first time and the guy ended up having to comfort her about it

Anonymous No. 714057

>>714053
Kek i wanna see them, pls post

Anonymous No. 714058

>>714054
>can't ACTUALLY have sex, not the traditional way, but he has his ways of pleasing his woman
Why do people keep saying this, Asimov's robo-dong is real, and he can use it

Anonymous No. 714059

>>714058
proof?

Anonymous No. 714060

>>714058
>dildos can consent

Anonymous No. 714061

>>714054
>Ashley
>Probably already has
Who do you think would have been the person or persons to do it?

>>714055
>Rayne fucks a hobo in frustration
Yes, just a regular, not at all partly demonic hobo who doesn’t have a yandere sister.

>>714058
I’ve heard T.T one lonely night used a discarded Asimov dong as a dildo, but she’ll deny out of shame how hard it made her cum.

Anonymous No. 714062

>>714061
>Who do you think would have been the person or persons to do it?
Uisas and right under Kiddy's nose

Anonymous No. 714063

>>714062
So that’s why vice principal Uisas keeps calling her to his office the same time every day…

Anonymous No. 714064

So which characters already got adult designs? Do we need to compile them again?

Anonymous No. 714065

>>714061
>I’ve heard T.T one lonely night used a discarded Asimov dong as a dildo, but she’ll deny out of shame how hard it made her cum.
>It has fifteen vibration settings
girl never stood a chance

Anonymous No. 714066

>>714055
>Max
>Max
Stop making me laugh so hard.

Anonymous No. 714067

>>714065
T.T is the epitome of NGMI

Anonymous No. 714068

>>714067
The fact that her story ends with per permastuck in the past after Asimov-Prime used her to undo his future is probably a big part of that

Anonymous No. 714069

>>714065
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FvA4GujX6cY

Anonymous No. 714070

>>714068
If it makes her feel any better, she'll find who her parents are in the 3rd North Park movie special

Anonymous No. 714071

>>714070
>It's Asimov and Drew
>TT tries to hang herself after finding out

Anonymous No. 714072

>>714071
wasnt it kinda implied she's her own mom?

Anonymous No. 714073

>>714072
>TT is using the Asi-Dong she took as a dildo
>Something squirts into her
>Nine moths later TT is born

Anonymous No. 714074

>>714073
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lxL9dl1zR0o

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Anonymous No. 714075

bin lady Billie

Anonymous No. 714076

im enjoyin making adult designs
how does Sean's creator feel about me making one for him too?

Anonymous No. 714077

>>714076
Sean is a speedrunner so we all know how... she... is gonna look in the future.

Anonymous No. 714079

>>714075
beware Groundskeeper Billie
they say her last victim managed to take her eye before they died

Anonymous No. 714080

>>714079
>Billie ends up as a groundskeeper at her old school
>kids start telling scary stories about her

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Anonymous No. 714082

>>714077
lol

Anonymous No. 714083

>>714082
Can you do an "Older" Design for Nightmare Guy?
Maybe incorporate some color into his look?

Anonymous No. 714084

>>714083
doesnt the concept of nightmare guy aging or having any color go against everything he represents?

Anonymous No. 714085

>>714084
Clown DNA, let the boy be happy.
Besides, he's canonically younger than Drew, so him growing up is in the realm of possibility

Anonymous No. 714086

>>714085
yeah fair
dont think imma do it rn tho

Anonymous No. 714087

>>714083
>NIGHTMARE Guy
>anything other than black and white
Also, he ages? That's....weird

Anonymous No. 714088

>>714087
Imagine a Baby Nightmare Guy
Probably like a little patapon lookin' guy

Anonymous No. 714089

>>714086
What are your thoughts on an older Cringe Kid?
Or maybe an adult Body for Asimov

Anonymous No. 714091

>>714089
personally im fond of the idea that Cringe Kid turns into a cool game developer and ends up with Sabrina, whos a hot big titty wife
and Asimov never ages or gets an adult body, he just stays the same forever... people give him and Drew weird looks

but those are just my theories, im just havin fun coming up with this stuff and i hope you guys dont think you cant come up with different ideas just because i already put mine out there
i always worry about this stuff cause i feel like someone doesnt like my ideas or has completely different ones, but doesnt wanna give theirs a go because i already "confirmed" mine
its all a free for all innit

Anonymous No. 714092

>>714091
Asimov's creator confirmed he does end up making an adult body, mostly so people stop calling Drew a pedo

Anonymous No. 714093

>>714092
wonder what it'll look like
also that implies there WAS a period when Asimov was dating Drew as an adult when he looked like a kid and people were accusing her of being a nonce
i love that

Anonymous No. 714101

>>714082
>Sean got them programmer socks

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Anonymous No. 714105

>>713578
Something like this

Anonymous No. 714106

>>714105
what are you suggesting, a drawing like this? who should be in it?

Anonymous No. 714107

>>714106
Yeah, do a NP version of that. Any character of your choice

Anonymous No. 714114

>>714076
Sean’s creator here and sure go ahead lol

Anonymous No. 714115

>>714082
>>714114
Oh shit, just saw this nice

Anonymous No. 714116

>>714082
>>714115
So what race is Sean?

Anonymous No. 714128

>>714082
yo I'd smash

Anonymous No. 714130

>>714116
Jamaican

Anonymous No. 714131

>>714116
Cripple

Anonymous No. 714132

>>714130
>>714131
mixed race, eh?

Anonymous No. 714133

alright ill ask, wtf is wrong with Sean's limbs? he clearly has control over them if he can walk and play vidya, but they just look off

Anonymous No. 714134

>>714133
Maybe EDS? a hyperflexibilty of joints. it makes some motion more difficult, but It can actually assist in doing things like playing games due to having more finger range. he might be wearing knee and elbow braces under his clothes.

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Anonymous No. 714149

>it's a regular weekday in North Park as four girls stand at a bus stop
>They're all silent, must be a slow day today
>Lydia decides to break the silence
>Lydia: "You guys ever pee in the shower?"
>This catches everyone's attention
>Addison: "What the hell?! Who starts a conversation like that?"
>Penny: "Yeah. In fact, I do it pretty regularly, including this morning."
>Savannah: "My brother pees in the shower, but in a doesn't give a fuck kind of way. He's cool like that."
>Addison is dismayed at how casual her friends are with such gross habits
>Addison: "I expected that much from you Penny, but Savannah, your brother is gross as fuck."
>Penny: "Are you having an episode ? It's perfectly natural to go when it'll end up in the drain anyways."
>Addison: "Natural?! How is literally pissing on yourself natural? You take baths to clean yourself, not bathe in your own filth!"
>Savannah: "I mean, you're already in the shower, so the water will wash it away. It's fine cause you don't waste water."
>Addison: "Yeah, cause YOU of all people care about wasting water, right Savannah?"
>Lydia: "What happens if you want to pee, but are already in the tub? You gonna turn off the faucet and waddle to the toilet, getting it all wet? Yeah, no thanks."
>Addison: "Lydia, your toilet is right next to your shower! How are you that lazy that you can't take a 1 minute break to relieve yourself then go back to bathing?"
>Penny: "Look, studies show that-"
Addison: "Shut the fuck up Penny, I refuse to believe any of you actually pulled up studies about pissing yourselves!"
>Savannah: "Hey, what's your deal bitch?! I don't even pee in the shower like my bro!"
>Lydia: "Could've fooled me."
>Penny: "Addison, just admit you have no counter argument besides it's gross and you're a neat freak."
>Addison: "NO! It's fucking wasteful as you're just dirtying yourself again! Plus all that pee will clog and rust up the drain! You guys are filthy goblins!"

Anonymous No. 714150

>>714149
Addison really is the Kyle of the gang.

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Anonymous No. 714151

>>714149
>Penny: "Y'know what I think, I think you're scared that if you ever pee in the shower you'll enjoy it."
>Addison stares Penny directly in the face as the accusation hits
>Addison: "Penny, I'm not above smacking my friends on the head. I'd never do something so disgusting."
>Penny just smugly glares back
>Penny: "HAHA, you're just afraid of the truth! Don't worry, I won't tell anyone about your guilty pleasure!"
>Addison and Penny begin slapping each other
>Lydia: "Just drop it Penny, she'll never relent. Nobody say anything else about the subject."
>Nobody speaks for a bit
>Savannah: "I never said anything about not peeing in other people's showers though."
>Addison: "SAVANNAH!!!"

Anonymous No. 714153

>>714054
muteville is...REAL?

Anonymous No. 714154

>>714153
It's pretty onesided, but if you want it to be real it can be in your hcs

Anonymous No. 714158

>>714133
Sean and Fitzroy were both kinda based off people I know irl. Georgina was a completely original creation though.

I knew this guy who was mostly deaf, and had similar traits to Sean such as the arms and overbite. I don't actually know what condition he had outside of the deafness but he was a genuinely cool dude, he was able to play videogames perfectly fine. He had trouble talking due to the deaf thing but had no apparent intellectual problems. So, while I don't know exactly what he has, I do know it is something that exists.

Anonymous No. 714159

>>714064
The whole first row besides Blenny has adult designs.

After them, Delly, Lydia, Ashley, Robert, Curtis, Agatha, Bennett, Nancy, Penny, Addison, Charles, Savannah, Rulf, Max, Dizzy, Dorothy, Beansy, Gretel, Rayne, Chelsey, Gothboy, Sydney, Fitzroy, Georgina, Sean and Billie.

Perhaps it would have been easier to list the ones without adult designs, which would be
>Blenny
>Dew
>Ester
>Asimov/Asimov2 (kinda, since Asimov prime is a thing)
>Cringe kid
>Cassandra
>Linus
>Sabrina
>Devan
>Flynn
>Lunaris twins
>Atticus (he's permanently a kid anyway)
>Squirrel boy

Anonymous No. 714163

>>714158
woah

Anonymous No. 714164

>>714153
it's great because it's abusive on both sides

Anonymous No. 714166

>>714164
how is it abusive actually?

Anonymous No. 714167

>>714054
>>714153
Honestly Mute seems like she'd be really picky when it comes to relationships. Who out of the cast would she actually be alright with dating?

Anonymous No. 714168

>>714166
Mute is physically abusive and Melville is mentally abusive

Anonymous No. 714171

>>714168
MELVILLE ISNT ABUSIVE HES JUST A BIT OF A PRICK ITS HIS PERSONALITY
HE DOESNT DO IT ON PURPOSE HES BETTER THAN THAT

Anonymous No. 714172

>>714168
what is it with us and sweet, quiet, innocent looking girls being violent

Anonymous No. 714173

>>714134
I like it

Anonymous No. 714178

>Cripplefucker
>Mute
>Time Traveler
>Weedo (?)
>Shef
>P. Kiddy
>Trisha's dad
>Squirrel boy
>Gothboy
>Dr. Toades
character's who's first or full name we dont know
>Miner
>Dizzy
>Beansy
>Nightmare Guy
characters whos names just sorta sound fake and im not sure if theyre their real names or not

Anonymous No. 714179

>>714178
Dr. Toades' full name is Dr. Hemingway Toades.

I think someone suggested Tim for Trisha's dad, we could even make their surname Burr. Tim Burr. Trisha Burr. If we want to go with the pun.

Pretty sure Dizzy and Beansy are their real names, and their parents are just weird. Dizzy might be like a cutesy version of some fake Slavic sounding name like Dizolovik.

Nightmare guy had the name "Ognob" as a reverse of Bongo but Nightmare guy was the more popular name for him so that's what stuck.

Anonymous No. 714180

>>714178
>>714179
I like Tim. We might need a name for Shef. And Gothboy/Squirrelboy, only because those sounds awwkard. The rest are perfectly fine imo.
Someone in an older thread mentioned that Dizzy is short for Desislav. Also Crip has a real name, Dylan something, right?
Beansy being her real name is actually pretty funny if we follow the headcanon that her parents are incestuous autists, they probably would come up with something so stupid.

Anonymous No. 714181

>>714179
>Tim Burr.
fuck thats so retarded, i love it
we're doing this!'

Anonymous No. 714182

>>714180
I kinda like squirrel boy being just squirrel boy, as if it's what everyone calls him. He's almost got like a little playground mythos around him, like Hansel does as the rat boy. Although unlike Hansel Squirrel boy is mostly a background character. He probably has a real name but as far as the kids at school know, he's that weird kid who dresses up and acts like a squirrel. The squirrel boy.

As for Chef Shef, we could give him a same started with S for the alliteration, or we can give him a name starting with M to match the other members of his family (Mandy Sheffield and Missy Sheffield)

Anonymous No. 714183

>>714182
Mark?

Anonymous No. 714184

>>714180
It's Dylan Tucker

Anonymous No. 714187

i wanna fug dizzy, im sick of pretending i dont, his soft body, his feminine looks and his awful yet tricksterish personality just make it so much hotter, i want him to keep calling me a homo while he gets me hard and i act like i dont want it, but i do, and he knows, and he can bully me for it all he wants

Anonymous No. 714190

If we are doing this then I wouldn't hesitate to fuck Mazie, River and Gooupa.

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Anonymous No. 714191

Chaz will never be king of England now

Anonymous No. 714192

>>714191
was Chaz ever British?

Anonymous No. 714193

I want Sydney to tease me and kick my ass because she doesn't know how to handle her feelings before kissing me passionately

Anonymous No. 714194

>>714191
>>714192
Don't think so, but Liz was a mom, soo...

That said, do we have any British characters?

I know we have Delly who is Irish/Scottish so she'd probably be having a good time, and Dorothy is Scottish as well. But I don't know if we have any anglo brits.

Anonymous No. 714195

>>714194
Australians actually have the same queen, so they'd probably be pretty upset

Anonymous No. 714196

>>714195
Elizabeth (Walker) seems like the kinda retard who would be so confused because everyone keeps telling her Liz is dead, and she spends the whole day fuming thinking everyone is talking about her and playing some kinda dumb prank, before she realizes they mean the queen

Anonymous No. 714197

>>714194
Aren't Hansel and Gretel anglos? But I can't see them caring, since Hansel never had a sense or connection to Britain, he'd just be like "aw grandma died thats sad ):", he's only familiar with his life as a hobo, and Gretel is a weird psycho killer with no real morals who wouldn't care much about ANYONE dying

Anonymous No. 714198

>>714195
In my experience most Australians don't really care that much about the royal family, despite our news treating them like a big deal. So it depends on if you think the walkers would care that much about the commonwealth or not.

>>714197
Hansel and Gretel are kind of weird, they have very clearly Germanic names, yet usually Hansel at least is interpreted as having a British accent. He has nowhere he'd have picked the accent up from, he just inexplicably sounds like a British urchin from the late 1800s.

Anonymous No. 714199

>>714198
well, the Walkers DID leave Australia because they disagreed with their gun laws, and because they're a buncha weird animals with no regard to the law or common decency, so I guess they wouldn't care.

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Anonymous No. 714200

>>714190
>Mazie, River
Based tastes

Anonymous No. 714201

You guys smoke weed? I been thinking about smoking weed, but I'm more of an edibles guy, I want to sniff Weedo to get high, Weedo would be pretty sick to toke up with if you think about it.
Now suck down that bong water, BITCH.

Anonymous No. 714202

alright FINE
i think Dull is really cute
i wanna fuck him while hes high on whatever fucked up pills his parents feed him

i bet he talks so stupid

Anonymous No. 714203

>>714202
Okay why are you getting horny?
I didn't say I want Beansy to amazon press me as she flaps her tardy arms or facefuck Georgina to make her mascara run for years to cum.
I DIDN'T EVEN SAY HOW BAD I TO SMEAR RAYNE'S LIPSTICK YOU DUMB HORNY FAGGOT.
Soon I will draw these scenarios for my private pornograph collection.

Anonymous No. 714204

i wanna hold Sean's hand

Anonymous No. 714205

>>714204
wtf dude have some self control

Anonymous No. 714206

>>714204
woa

Anonymous No. 714208

>>714202
>>714203
>>714204
all drewanon

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Anonymous No. 714209

>>714201
Weedo is great for getting high, but it's a 70/30 risk of your items and clothes being stolen afterwards. If you need something else to get off, Weedo can piss alcohol, spit heroin, and shit cocaine bricks

Anonymous No. 714210

>>714208
explain

Anonymous No. 714211

You can choose two characters to get a canon on-screen sex scene lasting at least 5 minutes in a hypothetical episode. Which characters do you choose?

Anonymous No. 714212

>>714178
Wilbur Wheadoh

Anonymous No. 714213

>>714211
I'm not horny for anyone, but I'd choose Max and Crip, mainly because the reaction would be funny

Anonymous No. 714214

>>714211
Blenny and Rosalind
Ester belongs to me

Anonymous No. 714215

>>714211
Sid and Sydney- incest is wincest.

Anonymous No. 714216

>>714211
Slappy and Hui-Feng.

Anonymous No. 714217

>>714215
How is Posie gonna feel when Sid inevitably gets pregnant with Sydney's kid?

Anonymous No. 714218

>>714217
implying he's not the chad in this relationship whos gonna impregnate HER

Anonymous No. 714219

>>714217
"uh... this is your kid?"
"that makes no sense"
"no trust me, I'm Australian"
"Sid, i'm a woman, I can't impregnate you!"
"don't question it"

Anonymous No. 714220

>>714217
>>714219
So is the consensus that Aussies have both reproductive organs, and can both impregnate a female, get impregnated by a male, and do both with another Aussie?

Anonymous No. 714221

>>714211
Li Yang and his wife when they're finally reunited

Anonymous No. 714222

Posie is such a cuck, lol. How does she even hope to compete with Sydney? I bet she has to listen to the two of them fuck like wild animals in the next room over whenever Sydney comes over to visit. Because you know that Sydney’s gonna take what she wants, regardless of wedding vows.

Anonymous No. 714223

>>714222 (check'd)
you can take the aussie out of australia, but you cant tale australia out of him
hes still an animal, no matter how mild mannered he is, no matter how hard you try and domesticate him, its in his nature, and he cant control himself
god thats kinda hot actually

Anonymous No. 714225

Sid keeps complaining that he is finding Sydney’s worn underwear scattered around his room after she stays over, what should I tell him to do about this?

Anonymous No. 714226

Australians aren't human! They're horrible wild things driven solely by primal instincts- hunger, survival, and reproduction. Sure, they might be able to hide those instincts in a society of comfort and plenty, a first world country where food is no issue, survival is no concern and the fulfilment of hedonistic desires is a plenty, but they're still animals, and when their animalistic nature is activated, they can't be reasoned with.

Anonymous No. 714227

>>714226
This applies to Darwin and Elizabeth too, I wonder how far they’d go when they get horny. Do you think the whole Walker family would get freaky together? Maybe Sydney deliberately times her visits for when she knows they’ll all be in heat.

Anonymous No. 714229

>>714227
so they have HEAT CYCLES now? jesus christ

Anonymous No. 714230

you fuckers

Anonymous No. 714232

the notion of australians is so hot
a species of animalistic, hermaphroditic people who will be rough with you... man....

Anonymous No. 714234

>>714221
who's gonna draw Li's wife

Anonymous No. 714235

>>714234
Should the son get drawn too, since his family is finally getting expanded upon?

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Anonymous No. 714236

>>714222

Anonymous No. 714237

>>714235
fuck it, do it

Anonymous No. 714238

someone should draw Posie's and Sid's kids, and make on of them look very obviously like Sydney's

Anonymous No. 714258

>>714214
But...Anon....

Anonymous No. 714259

>>714167
Cindy, maybe Hansel, Future Melville

Anonymous No. 714260

>>714211
Your Mom and Chaz.

Anonymous No. 714261

>>714259
mutesel is funny, mute not saying a word or doing anything and just letting hansel do whatever he wants because she enjoys his company
i wonder how well she'd get along with demon hansel

Anonymous No. 714263

>>714261
>i wonder how well she'd get along with demon hansel
Only for a short while when they torture the people they hate, then DH will start being a dick for the sake of it and Mute will get tired of his shit quickly. She'd crawl to Gretel and silently beg her to whip her brother back into shape

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Anonymous No. 714270

>>713788
I had a lot fun with this
https://pastebin.com/DbDtQF1M

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Anonymous No. 714272

>>714270
Oh nice, love to see more short stories like this

Anonymous No. 714274

>>714270
Never thought I'd EVER like these two together but here we are, very good story Anon!

Anonymous No. 714275

>No one ever did art of Crossdressing Asimov turning Drew Gay
weak

Anonymous No. 714285

>>714270
Mute is a massive sadist, wow

Anonymous No. 714291

>>714270
This better end with a Mute/Neil/Cindy/Melville orgy.

Anonymous No. 714293

I am incredibly pissed off right now. Turns out I am blocked globally from editing on the fandom wiki site. The reason? I uploaded "homophobic" content. Probably all the images that had the word "fag" in them. Just great.

I am going to try and repeal it but I am not counting on the mods being kind because you know how people react to assumed homophobia these days. If I can't get it repealed however there's a good chance I'll just have to stop using the wiki, which will suck since I am the guy who organises and uploads all the images every thread.

What a shitty fucking website.

Anonymous No. 714294

>>714293
oh man thats a load of toss
is your account blocked? IP? surely you can change those unless its a rangeban, which idk if wikia dishes out
you could probably give em the whole bit about how it was a joke, and that the character's homophobia in-universe doesnt reflect our ideals

and if that doesnt fly dont worry
ill continue uploading images anyway

Anonymous No. 714295

>>714294
I have looked into it more, it's an IP block it seems so making a new account won't work. however, it does seem to be a temporary block, which should expire in the next few days if what I am reading is correct. Hopefully this doesn't immediately result in another more permanent ban once I can get back to editing. So I won't bother with the repeal unless that specifically happens.

As annoying as it is, we will probably just have to censor all the slurs. Not here, of course you can make content with as many slurs as you want here. But when we actually upload it to the wiki they will have to be censored, if we want to keep using this wiki (which I do after all the hours I have put into managing it)

I want to try and find all the images that still have "homophobic content" that I may have missed still on the wiki. If any of you find some point them out and I'll start collecting them all so we have safe unedited copies before I remove them from the wiki. Then I will make new versions where I edit all the "fags" and "faggots" into "Harley riders" or some shit like that and reupload them. Hopefully that will please the Fandom admins.

Feel free to save a copy yourself of any drawings that have this content if you want an original. Otherwise I'll try to keep the originals on my PC so people can ask for the unedited versions of ones to be uploaded here if they want to see them.

Anonymous No. 714296

>>714295
i guess its established then
no naughty words, justa switch em out to something funy

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Anonymous No. 714297

>>714295
>you can make content with as many slurs as you want here
sweet

Anonymous No. 714298

>>714295
does the one where weedo talks about shoving things up his ass need censoring?

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Anonymous No. 714299

Pre-emptive wiki edit

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Anonymous No. 714300

>>714297
every time Lisa is doing shit like this I imagine Melville or Sid on the other end having to put up with it

Anonymous No. 714301

>>714275
asimov and drew are old news

Anonymous No. 714302

>>714298
Maybe? Suggest changes for what Weedo can do with his fetish outside of shoving it up his asshole that will be Fandom friendly

And don't suggest that he shove it up his dick hole instead, although I wouldn't think that would be out of character for him.

Anonymous No. 714303

>>714275
>>714301
Yeah it's all about Drew x Beansy and Asimov x T.T, get with the times old man.

Anonymous No. 714304

>>714302
just change the whole comic to him going "ayy lmao" but leave in maizeby's text untouched

Anonymous No. 714305

>>714275
i think no one has a good concept of HOW to illustrate it
i might do it but ive got no reference for the scene or anything

Anonymous No. 714306

so swearing is ok, right? theres nothing wrong with a character saying fuck. they only get buttbothered if its a racist/homophobic slur or if theres graphic description of sex

Anonymous No. 714307

>>714305
it peaked with the radio drama

Anonymous No. 714308

>>714306
Seems so, yeah. I guess the South Park wiki gets a pass on its offensive content because it's an actual show.

Anonymous No. 714309

>>714308
thats always how it is, isnt it, youre fucked up for putting anything even mildly unpleasent into ur work up until youre popular, then its excused as if its just a part of nature and was always there, and not manmade

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Anonymous No. 714310

Well anyway while I wait for my ban to expire why not lighten the mood by taking drawing requests.

Feel free to suggest shit and I'll try to get to it over the next few days.

Anonymous No. 714311

>>714310
oh nice, i like these!
ive been wanting to see more kids in alt outfits, like swimsuits or pjs or formalwear, someone who didn't get em yet
its up to you

Anonymous No. 714312

>>714310
Your favorite character getting stuck in traffic because of weed outbreak.

Anonymous No. 714313

>>714310
The 6th graders!

Anonymous No. 714314

>>714310
Billie gets a bath.

Anonymous No. 714315

character most likely to read homestuck, GO!
hard mode: not Lisa or Melville

Anonymous No. 714316

>>714315
All the way through or like.. Like what're we talking?

Anonymous No. 714317

>>714316
like.... be a full blown homestuckfag
not just giving it a try and stopping a hundred pages in

Anonymous No. 714318

>>714315
Rosalind

Anonymous No. 714319

>>714317
FUCK YOU I STUCK IT OUT AS MUCH AS I COULD OKAY I TRIED BUT THE SECOND SET OF KIDS WERE JUST SO FUCKING BORING HOLY SHIT.
With that reaction out of the way I say either Cringe Kid, Agatha or even Rosalind.

Anonymous No. 714320

>>714310
your favorite ship(s) please

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Anonymous No. 714321

>>714319
>second set of kids
do you mean the trolls, or the alphas? the trolls were pretty fun but good god were the alphas trash
homestuck really peaked in act 1 and stopped being good after act 6

that aside, you made the right choice

Anonymous No. 714324

>>714321
Yeah, the Alpha kids, everyone loves Roxy and I tried Anon but holy shit it was a slog, the Trolls are words words words, but it was alright to read, still fucked with me when I wasn't used to so much words, I know, I know I suck dick for being a tiny peepee readlet.

Anonymous No. 714325

>>714324
thats kinda what ur getting into
Roxy was so shit fuck me, why are all the Lalondes awful?

Anonymous No. 714326

>>714315
Sometimes it's the person you least expect, It might be Chelsey, or Lydia, or maybe Liz

Anonymous No. 714327

>>714325
I liked Rose, she was okay, people like Roxy for Horny reasons.
Jade best girl though, then again I'm just a sucker for cheerful girls.
Rose was a bitch at times, but that's what made her fun, at least in Act 1, god, you're right Act 6, I couldn't, and I tried, people told me to stop at Cascade.

Anonymous No. 714328

>>714327
>Jade
anon you are objectively [spoiler]correct[/spoiler]
Rose was at her best when she had her bants with Dave, her and Kanaya's convos were like two twats with broomsticks up their ass trying to hold a polite yet passive aggressive dinner conversation without revealing they have broomsticks up their ass

Tavros best character btw

Anonymous No. 714329

>>714328
I dunno, my favorite troll is Terezi, she's all about justice, I love that shit, she goes about it wrong and roleplays hangings and whatnot.
Vriska a cunt and didn't deserve Tavros at ALL.

Anonymous No. 714330

>>714329
Tavros deserved Vriska, she should've ridden that cripple dick like a good girl instead of trying to play main character

Anonymous No. 714331

>>714330
Based Cripplefucker.
All the good chracters got shafted so fucking hard.

Anonymous No. 714332

>>714331
thats because Hussie decided to listen to a buncha self inserting and shipfagging teen girls instead of having a plan
or
didnt even have a plan to begin with

Anonymous No. 714333

>>714332
This is why I pull lore out of my ass, I think if I ever got a fanbase for anything I did, I would never interact with fans, or keep it minimal, Hussie could've been a people pleaser and that's okay but it was like reading someone's Chat Logs when it got to the trolls, with some adventure with the original kids it was more fun it felt like just getting a little glimpse of them communicating shit was great.

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Anonymous No. 714334

i discovered this piece on the wiki thats pretty old with the faggot word in it
its named 'Bennett-Darwin T8.png'
im honestly surprised it didnt get taken down, but do we wanna risk it? should we change it to "man liker" or something?

Anonymous No. 714335

>>714334
Considering they only blocked me a few days ago despite the removed homophobic images being uploaded ages ago, there's a chance this kind of thing can take a while to be detected before action is taken place. I'll make note of it and remove it when I get editing back and reupload the changed version. I'd worry "man liker" would still be frowned upon since Darwin would be saying it in a negative context, remember the "Bennett is gay" post got removed as well despite it containing no actual homophobic slurs.

Anonymous No. 714336

>>714335
>>714334
clearly he should be asking him if hes from new zealand (in a derogatory manner)

Anonymous No. 714340

Do you think Lisa takes advantage of Hansel's naivety when he comes to visit her bedroom on lonely nights?

Anonymous No. 714342

>>714340
Yeah, she asks him to smell her pits.

Anonymous No. 714344

>>714342
He'd probably like the smell of her body (and the taste of it) so would gladly oblige and maybe even get a little tongue action in there.

Anonymous No. 714345

>>714344
>dubs
Love it, yes need more porn.

Anonymous No. 714346

>>714344
>>714345
Requesting art of Hansel licking various parts of Lisa's body while she's getting all flustered

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Anonymous No. 714347

nap time pjs
you WILL say goodnight, wont you, anon?

Anonymous No. 714348

>>714347
nighty night

Anonymous No. 714349

>>714347
i hate thsi smug bitch and i don't like gim either gtfo bitch

Anonymous No. 714351

>>714349
careful, youre playing a dangerous game there

Anonymous No. 714352

>>714351
i don't care what happens toHELP M

Anonymous No. 714353

>>714346
>Hansel being so hungry that he'll gleefully lick every crevice of Lisa's naked body to slurp all the grime off her for sustenance
>This ends up becoming a regular routine for the two of them

Anonymous No. 714354

I do wanna see Dizzy upset, or sad, maybe even crying. Just once. Anything other than his dumb tard grin.

Anonymous No. 714355

>>714353
>Grime
As a germaphobic sweatfag this made me gag.

Anonymous No. 714356

>>714355
Hansel eats garbage so I think he'll be alright all things considered

Anonymous No. 714357

>>714356
But I won't! I want to sniff the NEET.

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Anonymous No. 714358

>>714354
is this even legal?

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Anonymous No. 714361

>>714275
Drew's gay awakening did her no favors. Her heart gave out and she had to be hospitalized for 3 days. When Asimov visited her to see if she was okay, she went into an another 2 day coma. She's not gay though.

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Anonymous No. 714362

>>714361
lol nice call back to the girl scouts uniforms

Anonymous No. 714363

>>714361
Fuck, fuck this is a good one, this is absolutely fucking hilarious.
SHE IS NOT GAY THOUGH.

Anonymous No. 714364

>>714347
screw you, Gaycist

Anonymous No. 714365

entire town seethes over one retarded faggot with down syndrome

Anonymous No. 714366

>>714365
Nah I actually seethe over other more important things.

Anonymous No. 714367

>>714366
go on...

Anonymous No. 714368

>>714367
LIKE THE GODDAMN CORN TURNING THE FREAKIN' TOWN IRRATIC.

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Anonymous No. 714372

>>714368
Stop being shizo. Eat your corn products.

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Anonymous No. 714373

>>714372
I'm gonna start a podcast and tell everyone about this, your days are numbered, husk.

Anonymous No. 714374

>>714372
Maybe if there was a cute girl corn telling me to do it then I would…

Anonymous No. 714375

>>714374
>>714374
Don't FALL FOR IT.

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Anonymous No. 714376

also swimsuit and formalwear
im enjoying dressing up this little homo
>>714372
>>714373
based schizoid

Anonymous No. 714377

>>714372
>>714373
Who's the most likely character to be a conspiracyfag?

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Anonymous No. 714378

>>714373
Good fucking luck. I've survived 3 lawsuits, 2 police searches and 5 angry phone calls from parents. Swing at the king and you'll gonna get scarred.
>Mazie: "Uhh, maybe we shouldn't anger the humans Maizeby? They let us have our own show and business."
Fuck 'em! I'll teach them the wonders or agriculture any god damned way I want
>>714374
Oh! Are talking about me? Please remember eat your corn! It would make us-
>Maizeby: "DON'T ADVERTISE TO THE ENEMY!"
er, it would make me very happy. Thank you.

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Anonymous No. 714379

>>714377
It’s a canonical part of Sid’s character

Anonymous No. 714380

>>714377
T.T. of course, but her conspiracies are real.
Sid, but his conspiracies only seem to affect him
Mineral, but she it's usually just Steeve playing pranks on her
Rayne hopes the conspiracies about world destruction are true
Jerry thinks the entire world exists to piss him off and deny him happiness, he's very petty

Anonymous No. 714381

>>714376
Is he eating chalk? Never so bad have I hoped for someone to get stranded at sea

Anonymous No. 714382

>>714378
Mazie… so cute… I love her!

Anonymous No. 714383

>>714380
idk about the other two, but the first three sound perfect for a conspiracy episode

Anonymous No. 714384

>>714383
>T.T uncovers that the funny corn show has ulterior motives
>Sid is scared this is a ploy to brainwash people
>Mineral is convinced magical creatures at at fault
>They're all kinda right

Anonymous No. 714385

>>714380
most conspiracy theories are real, we just stop calling them conspriacy theories when theyre confirmed, even if we made fun of them the whole time up till then, because we dont wanna give conspiracy theories a good name, it scares people in power who wanna keep portraying all conspiracies as silly and unbelievable

Anonymous No. 714388

>>714385
alright Sid time to get off 4chan

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Anonymous No. 714392

>>714382
Exactly. She's innocent and all this corn-spiracy nonsense is just Sid, T.T. and Mineral having an episode again.

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Anonymous No. 714397

North Park: The Cornspiracy
>Three unlikely shizos have their delusions confirmed as an evil plan is being conducted at the children's TV network station
I'm putting this on the episode back burner for later

Anonymous No. 714399

>>714397
i love it honestly
we need more ep ideas and this is perfect

speaking of which, we need more interactions between the schoolmates, i think we tend to forget that these kids go to the same school, most of em even the same class, and they don't need a reason to just interact in school

Anonymous No. 714400

>>714397
>>714399
Ever notice how our best episode ideas come from just throwing random characters into a situation, Instead of worrying about who's friends with who? We need to do that more often.

Anonymous No. 714401

>>714392
>it does
kek thats a good gag

Anonymous No. 714405

>>714310
Trisha and Max having a yin-yang symbol going on. Please make Max yin(the white one) whos evil. Everyone keeps mistaking yang for evil when it's actually yin.

Anonymous No. 714407

>>714310
Cringe Kid wearing his mask while Sabrina hugs him

Anonymous No. 714408

>>714310
What you think Li Yang's Wife and Son would look like!

Anonymous No. 714409

>>714310
Dizzy getting his ass beat by his parents the way he should've been long ago

Anonymous No. 714410

>>714405
Double facepalm on my part. Yin is black and Yang is white.
>The Yin, or the dark side, is associated with everything hard, negative, cold, wet, and feminine. The Yang, or the light side, is associated with things soft, positive, warm, dry, and masculine.

Anonymous No. 714411

>>714408
Speaking of Li's wife and kid

>Song Yang
>Li's loving wife, a kind woman who didn't look at Li scornfully for being a cripple, she married him against her father's wishes and was shunned by her family as a result.
>A head shorter than Li when wearing his fake legs, her black hair is often kept in a simple Motherly Side Plait, with her wearing a white kimono

>Yashu Yang
>Li's son, a delinquent that looks down on his father for being a fisherman, though his opinion of his father did improve after he killed a Yakuza
>Yashu has his father's face, and tends to dress in the usual style of a japanese delinquent, keeping his hair styled in a pompadour and beating the shit out of anyone that mocks it.

🗑️ Anonymous No. 714412

>japshit

Anonymous No. 714413

>>714412
deal with it, theyre gonna be your family too when ur son marries that girl that pegs him

Anonymous No. 714414

>>714291
a..anon.. why do you want to see that?

Anonymous No. 714415

>>714414
Personally, I like Cindy and Dull
Mutevilleil love triangle is growing on me

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Anonymous No. 714417

We're gonna make it

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Anonymous No. 714418

>>714417
>Ramon looking at Li's legs
huh?

Anonymous No. 714419

>>714417
>You will never go fisihng with Li
>You will never have him masterfully prepare the fish you caught to be eaten
>He will never reject your advances because he has a wife and isn't gay

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Anonymous No. 714425

>>714418
>with legs like these...

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Anonymous No. 714428

>>714425
>It's a Ramon steals Li's legs episode

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Anonymous No. 714429

rule 63 Bobland and Amber

Anonymous No. 714432

I dare thy to start a Beluga channel, a TikTok & Twitter account ruled by a bot that posts every disgusting shit we have here with fitting SFX and music and also pay for a 4chan ad and release thine floodgates of fan art and cancer upon thine. We shall regret it of course but also laugh at the chaos.

Of course the key ingredient here is to keep anymore new characters from being created by setting some sort of canon and any new characters have to be approved by someone otherwise we run into SCP autism with over 6600 entries or Alpha kids with Homestuck.

Anonymous No. 714435

>>714432
if any of you retards start a tiktok for this i am actually out

Anonymous No. 714436

>>714432
>otherwise we run into SCP autism with over 6600 entries
i genuinely think we avoid this by
1. being small, not a lotta people come by
2. being a comedy, so any lore is a but easier to slot in

but regardless i think we shouldnt air out our autism to the world until we at least have some content

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Anonymous No. 714438

>>714432
I'm not advertising or venturing out of /i/ until either one of these:
I'm a high level drawfag
we write an episode script down to the comedic detail
our first professional webcomic (no offense)
our first animation

If any of these quotas aren't met, I'm staying in this comfy little group autists

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Anonymous No. 714439

>>714438
so... anyone got any short comic strip ideas?

Anonymous No. 714442

>>714432
>otherwise we run into SCP autism with over 6600 entries or Alpha kids with Homestuck.
I don't really see that happening, I generally think we've for the most part plateaued in terms of characters. Which isn't a bad thing it's kinda what we wanted anyway. We've been on that 6th row for a very long time, unless anyone else wants to make a bunch of new kid characters like with the cripple army all I can really see us doing is filling in the gaps for characters that have been mentioned but not designed, like parents etc. I can see us getting to at most 7 rows before we are pretty satisfied with the collection of characters we have.

Anonymous No. 714443

>>714439
Bobland throwing Li out of the Forest only for him to appear behind Bobland and run back in?

Anonymous No. 714444

>>714439
Beansy giving Asimov and Drew smooches

Anonymous No. 714445

>>714439
Chariot on a date with Bobby Norman only to realize that he's also their waiter

Anonymous No. 714446

>>714444
holy quads of based

Anonymous No. 714447

so i gotta ask
when did the meme of bobby working every job in town happen? cause i thought that was nolan's role

Anonymous No. 714448

>>714447
It was, but I guess we just sort of forgot about Nolan when Bobby's creator created him.

I suppose the difference between the two would be that Bobby actually works the job properly while Nolan just walks into the job and fucks it up somehow. They do sorta fill a similar role regardless so Bobby has made Nolan more obsolete outside of being Robert and Nancy's father and the guy who fucked a UFO.

Anonymous No. 714450

>>714448
I like the idea of Bobby having to constantly chase Nolan off of his jobs, making Nolan his nemesis in a way

Anonymous No. 714451

does chariot seem like the kinda person that would ever dress up for anything? i cant imagine her in a nice formal outfit, or even makeup, or jewelry

Anonymous No. 714452

>>714451
Maybe if she could actually get a date she'd have a reason to.

Anonymous No. 714453

>>714451
She seems like her idea of "formal clothes" is a sweater vest that was washed more recently than usual.

Anonymous No. 714454

>>714451
I can imagine her at least wearing a nice dress

Anonymous No. 714455

>>714448
I wanna see Nolan interacting with his family
I wanna see all the parents interacting with their kids

Anonymous No. 714456

we should come up with tiny little quirks that certain characters have
maybe Melville eats ketchup on every food
Sabrina takes CK to movies and hides candy in her bra
Linus gets really autistic explaining different types of metal to people who don't care
Martin gets needlessly upset about fake plants as decor
Georgina needs her underwear to match her outfit every day even if no one will see it, or else shes gonna be extra pissy that day

Anonymous No. 714457

>>714456
Chelsey doesn't care where her cigs come from, she will pick up packets off the side of the road or rummage in bins hoping to fine some, and even take half-smoked ones from restaurant ashtrays.
Gothboy likes the comfort of feeling "blocked off" from the world, that's why he prefers big headphones as opposed to earphones. He also likes sitting under weighted blankets.
Romo is extremely flexible and ambidextrous, but he only uses that skill to do useless things like bite his toenails or stir two pots of pasta at the same time.

Anonymous No. 714460

>>714456
Jerry deliberately keeps his hair messy, wild and unkempt so it helps distract from his baby face. He hates when adults see him as cute.
Mandy's taste buds are quite strong, so she always conducts taste tests on anything unfamiliar to her. Wether it be foods, objects or entire settings.
Chaz has an massive sweet tooth, so he always takes a photo of new deserts in order to savor the memory. He always tries to steal other kid's snacks cause he has an endless appetite.

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Anonymous No. 714461

>>714445

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Anonymous No. 714463

Rick and Mineral 100 YEARS
100 YEARS Rick and Mineral

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Anonymous No. 714464

>>714463
kek

Anonymous No. 714465

>>714461
>It's a chariot Notices how many Jobs Bobby has episode

Anonymous No. 714466

>>714463
>you gotta lick my balls, Mineral

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Anonymous No. 714468

Evil Mineral

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Anonymous No. 714469

>>714466
>I thought it was Devan's turn this time, aww geez

Anonymous No. 714471

>>714468
IT'S TIME TO DDDD-DDDDD-DDDDUEEL.

Anonymous No. 714472

what do we know about Devan?

Anonymous No. 714473

>>714471
KKKK-KKKKKKKK-KKKKILL YOURSELF Yugiohfag

Anonymous No. 714474

>>714472
Think of Ike and Karen, then multiply that by 4

Anonymous No. 714475

>>714469
theyre a mystery
also canonically the only person whos not related to or programmed asimov, but knows hes a robot

Anonymous No. 714477

>>714472
We need to expand more on em, it's interesting.

Anonymous No. 714479

Who shot Dr. Toades?
find out in this two part special

Anonymous No. 714481

>>714479
who are our suspects

Anonymous No. 714482

>>714479
First Principal Kiddy, now Dr Toades, which North Park elementary staff member is going to be shot next?

Anonymous No. 714483

>>714481
>>714479
>Asimov
we dont know how a kid got access to military grade rocket launchers
>Devan
probably did it
>T.T
she had the motive
>Nolan
suspect was questioned and quoted his defense being "lol lmao"
>Miner
he would never have a reason to hurt his fellow kin! right?
>Darwin
we have no reason to suspect him but he gets called up every time theres a gun crime and frankly hes sick of it

Anonymous No. 714484

>>714481
Luckily, Officer Gency has been investigating thoroughly, so I'll read off his notes.
...
It's Devan. That's all he wrote.

Anonymous No. 714486

>>714482
hopefully not Chariot. *wink* *wink*

Anonymous No. 714487

>>714484
well, looks like we got nothing

Anonymous No. 714488

>>714483
Detective Nancy is on the case!
She'll solve this mystery and record in history!

Anonymous No. 714490

>>714488
go on Nancy, we all believe in you

Anonymous No. 714491

>>714347
What is up with this sassy little girl here?
Standing there like she caught me red handed a few days ago and I owe her favors.

Anonymous No. 714492

>>714491
Max stop trying to disguise your homosexuality

Anonymous No. 714494

>>714492
Cripplefucker stop projecting your homosexuality. It's contagious.

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Anonymous No. 714496

Guys how should we celebrate for...tomorrow?
It'll be the big day...

Anonymous No. 714499

>>714496
I say we nuke the entirety of the middle east from orbit just to be sure.

Anonymous No. 714500

>>714499
If that'll win Chuck the popular vote, so be it!

Anonymous No. 714504

>>714496
I'm glad we didn't add this family.
not just because I hate middle easterners, but because it really felt like they added nothing to the story

Anonymous No. 714505

Cringe Kid has become obsessed with Splatoon, this is now canon to his character.
His Favorite Squid Sister is Callie
His Favorite Off the Hook member is Pearl
and His Favorite Deep Cut Member is Frye

Anonymous No. 714507

>>714505
Based Kid
>>714504
>the story

Anonymous No. 714515

>>714504
As their designer I agree. They were more of just a conceptual thing anyway.

I am glad I ended up going with introducing the new cripple kids instead as they seem to have gotten a much better reception.

Anonymous No. 714522

>>714496
if we ever need a crowd shot they can prob be there in the bg

Anonymous No. 714523

SO WHO SHOT DR. TOADES? I GOTTA KNOW

Anonymous No. 714524

>>714523
we all did.

Anonymous No. 714525

>>714524
fuck

Anonymous No. 714526

challenge: generate random character numbers, or click 'random page' on the wiki, until you get 2-4 random characters and try and write a plot about them

Anonymous No. 714527

>>714526
>Trisha
>Drew
>Song

Hui Feng's birthday is coming up so Song asks his classmate Drew for help throwing a birthday
>sure, we'll ask my uncle! he's the expert!
>no
>what? why not?
>i dont want him invited
>...
Drew mistakenly assumes it's because Hui Feng doesn't like big exciting birthdays, as opposed to Song just being upset that that clown is macking on his mom
so instead she asks the most down to earth kid she knows, Trisha, for help
Trisha doesn't care much for parties, she spends most of her birthdays inna woods wrestling her brothers, so she doesn't actually know how to throw a party
Song keeps doing his best to keep Slappy from hearing about the party so he doens't crash it
Drew just wants everything to be fun, but all of Trisha's ideas are decidedly un fun, not in the traditional sense at least
>we should have a pinata!
>what's a pinata?
>it's something you beat with sticks till treats come out
>oh! we do that for my birthday too! ill ask dad if he caught a spare deer this year

Anonymous No. 714528

>>714526
>Elizabeth
>Bobland
>Neil
fuck that's a tricky one, can't see many excuses for these three interacting

Anonymous No. 714529

>>714528
>Cindy bites Sid in school
>Liz tells him he shouldnt be such a goddamn coward and beat her ass, but he keeps saying pussy shit like "no its fine", "it was just an accident" and "im not fistfighting a bloody bear!"
>so instead she takes it to Bobland, who insists that he doesn't approve of their kids fighting, and that he tries to raise his daughter to be better than that.
>the two gets into an argument at the school
>Neil overhears this and says they can solve this problem with a good ol fashioned battle
>they agree and get to practicing, until it's finally time to facilitate the fight
>thats when they realize Neil meant some kinda joke-battle, he set up a stage and invited all his classmates to watch
>"there's no need for violence, comedy solves everything! just watch, be the end of tonight, it might even bring you closer together"
>neither of the two know how to be very funny. Bobland just does shitty charades, all of Liz's jokes are just racist statements with no punchline. In the end Neil is so disappointed he doesn't even declare a winner
>Bobland and Liz realize this was a pointless waste of time, so they say "yknow, there's still time to beat the shit out of eachother..." "yeah, i suppose there is."
>they start fighting, and the kids cheer. Neil turns around thinking his plan is finally working, only to see them brawling it out
>"oh well, i guess this is my time to punch out!"
>the two parents have a great time and by the end of the night they come to respect eachother more
>"you know what, kids?" they say. "sometimes violence is the only answer."

Anonymous No. 714531

>>714526
>Ester
>Nightmare Guy
>Maria

Seems kinda easy
>Nightmare guy, with his recent freedom has made a lot of friends like Ester
>At some point finds himself wandering around town at night since that's when he is least likely to be spotted
>Maria is surveying the town as usual when she detects him
>Decides to kidnap and do government experiments on him
>Now Ester has to somehow work to free Nightmare guy from his current fate

Anonymous No. 714537

>>714526
>Gothboy
>Rayne
>Sean

Linus went to mormon camp and the alt kids are bored alone
Sean offers to hang out with them, but they think he's just a lame geek, but fuck it, its not like they have any other options
They keep trying to covertly turn him into some kinda alt kid by introducing him to "cool" stuff but he's just so chill that he does them even better
They offer to go explore a graveyard, but Gothboy gets scared halfway thru and Rayne just whines that they didn't see a ghost, meanwhile Sean is having fun just 'sploring and referencing some of his vidya about it.
They go prank some people but no one will sell them eggs and toilet paper or fall for their pranks, because Gothboy and Rayne have a bad reputation. Except Sean, people will quickly trust him because he's charismatic and disabled so surely he can't be up to no good.
They end up breaking into a Hot Topic in the middle of the night, but the cops are called on them and the back door is locked, so they get him to crawl thru the vent to open it from the other side because he's so skinny and flexible, and he keeps humming mission impossible music while he does it.
In the end they think the night sucked, but he tells them he had a great time and he hopes they can be friends.
>Gothboy tells him "Uh, thanks, but we don't normally hang out with retards."
>Sean mentions he thought he was autistic too all along, because he's so weirdly hung up on goth stuff and only has friends who are 3-4 years younger than him.

Anonymous No. 714538

>>714537
>only has friends who are 3-4 years younger than him.
Kek why is he like this? Even the kid he has a crush on is only 8

Anonymous No. 714541

>>714538
Is gothboy gonna grow up to be a kiddie liker?

Anonymous No. 714542

>>714541
Probably more likely that 25 year old who is dating a 17-18 year old they say is "mature for their age"

Anonymous No. 714543

>>714542
looking at him im pretty sure even a 10 year old is gonna be mature for him, hes gonna end up like GKC, one of those guys who work at mcdonalds and smoke weed and then go home and make weird videos talking about nonsense, showing off his pinup calendars and making fucked up food in the oddest kitchen youve ever seen

Anonymous No. 714544

>>714541
one of these days when Charles is finally settled down and has a kid, he's gonna bring him over to meet him and Gothboy is gonna be trying his damn hardest not to molesto

Anonymous No. 714547

>>714456
>Georgina needs her underwear to match her outfit every day even if no one will see it, or else shes gonna be extra pissy that day
But she like most characters wears the same outfit pretty much every day, right? Does she just have a drawer filled with multiple copies of the same pair of panties matching her main outfit?

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Anonymous No. 714549

i just ate doritos while watching a sped play dwarf fortress please give me money for more FNAF merch
btw Happy 9/11 to my fellow New Yorkers, on this site the North Park Thread of the /i/ board on the infamous Hacker Known as 4chan!!!!!! YAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAY.
Remember that time two malls burned down in an insurance scandal in North Park, people thought Gency was on the mafia's payroll despite his best efforts.

Anonymous No. 714550

>>714547
1. yes
2. even when she wears a different outfit, she makes sure they match

Anonymous No. 714551

>>714547
You know what time it is /npg/

UNDERWEAR CHECK TIME

what types of underwear/panties do each of the characters wear? Present your case in text or image form.

Anonymous No. 714552

>>714551
UNDERWEAR CHECK!

Anonymous No. 714553

>>714551
>Trisha
She shares pairs with her brothers, we know this
>Neil
Shitty ones with pictures of cartoons like Terrance and Phillip and West Island on them.
>Crip
Trench underwear to match his trenchcoat.
>Sid
simple elastic waist boxers that are easy for him to put on. Doesn't really like having pictures on his.
>Mute
White and frilly.
>Cindy
Ones with cute teddy bear patterns on them.
>Time Traveller
Commando
>Melville
Like Neil's just actually high quality because he can afford it. Also stuff with Marvel heroes and Star Wars on it.
>Chaz
Tighty whities, we know this.
>Jerry
Boxer shorts, used to have more colourful cartoony ones when he was younger but is too miserable these days and tries to act more mature than he actually is so wears plain ones.
>Mandy
Prefers stuff like boxer shorts because they allow her to move easier but her parents tend to buy her typical girly ones anyway.
>Mineral
Her hippie genes compel her to wear none, but she resists them enough to wear the plain white ones her aunt jane purchases for her.
>Posie
Pink/White, often frilly.
>Hansel
Usually makeshift sorts he washes once a week in the creek.
>Dull
Tighty Whities that are a bit too small for him but he doesn't realise that.
>Drew
None most of the time, she just wears her swimsuit. Either that or the polka dot clown ones Slappy buys for her.
>Rosalind
Typical girls panties, but prefers darker colours like blacks and dark purples.
>Lisa
None half the time, the other half the same dirty pair of panties that are getting too small for her.
>Blenny
Nothing.
>Dew
Slim fitting boy's underwear.
>Ester
Black and white stripy panties, matching her shirt. Probably frilly as well.
>Delly
Simple panties with cute patterns like strawberries and flowers.
>Lydia
A rebel who usually just wears nothing under her bike shorts.
>Asimov
Reinforced titanium alloy.

Anonymous No. 714554

>>714553
time for me to imagine the smell

Anonymous No. 714555

>>714553
>Trench underwear
kek i need a visual on this

Anonymous No. 714556

of all the people who probably don't wear underwear at all, i imagine it's Crip, T.T and Lisa

Anonymous No. 714557

What kinda underwear does Max wear?

Anonymous No. 714558

>>714553
>Ashley
She likes cute ones with hearts and unicorns on them, although they tend to be pretty worn with holes in them as she can't afford new ones.
>Robert
Really goofy cowboy themed boxer shorts that Nolan and River bought for him but he has no idea has those patterns on them.
>Curtis
His dad buys him luchador themed underwear, but Curtis will also purchase his own men's underwear even though they are too big for him. Claims it helps him get in character.
>Cringe Kid
FNAF, Minecraft, Undertale, etc themed underwear. All of his underwear has his name written in the wasteband.
>Cassandra
Matching red underwear.
>Agatha
old fashioned underwear, probably passed down from her mother and her mother.
>Bennett
Women's panties when he can get away with it
>Linus
Black boxer shorts with skull patterns on it.
>Nancy
Girly underwear with horse patterns on it.
>Penny
Big white ones, she doesn't get a lot of options when it comes to shopping.
>Addison
Plain, ordinary underwear. At most she might have some with cute bird patterns, like penguins for when she feels like dressing fancy.
>Charles
Canadian flag boxer shorts with easy fart access, as is tradition.
>She alternates between the three pairs she has a week. One is a thin girly plain pink one with holes in it, the other is yellow and stripy, and the third is just some hand me down boxers from her older brother that he left in his room.
>Sabrina
Plain white, but her mom is suggesting that she also start wearing bras for obvious reasons.
>Devan
Dinosaur undies, non gender specific.
>Rulf
1940's style men's undergarmets.
>Max
That's a secret (;
>Dizzy
Pretty sure we know this, girly underwear to confuse certain people.
>Dorothy
Plain thin white cotton panties, maybe some frills although that risks being too exciting for her.
>Flynn
Similar to Melville and Neil. Although he likes to think he has better taste than either of them.

Anonymous No. 714559

>>714558
the biggest plot twist is that Dizzy actually wears perfectly normal dark men's boxers and not something gay

Anonymous No. 714560

>>714558
After Charles was >Savannah just messed up the greentext

back to the underwear check

>Beansy
She likes awful eyesore colourful ones, that is when she remembers to put them on at all.
>Rodney
None, his species never invented underwear
>Silvia
Same, no underwear for her although she wears tights for modesty in her human disguise.
>Gretel
She had some of the finest silk panties back at her mansion, ever since she became homeless she's had to wear the same handful she managed to cram in her suitcase. They get pretty smelly but she cleans them alongside Hansel in the creek on laundry day. She also begs Hansel to steal her more from the stores sometimes.
>Rayne
Black lacy panties, very gothic.
>Atticus
Victorian style undergarments, historically accurate.
>Squirrel Boy
Acorn pattern underwear.
>Chelsey
Plain girl's underwear because she can't be bothered buying anything else. Somehow manages to get paint on them, does she paint in nothing but her underwear sometimes?
>Gothboy
Tighty whities. You'd think he'd wear skull pattern ones like Linus but he finds them too tacky so just lets his parents buy him plain ones.
>Romo
Some weird european underwear that in all practicality is pretty much a thong.
>Sydney
Girl's underwear that is still easy for her to run around in, probably likes sports themed ones.
>Fitzroy
Finds it hard to settle on one type, since he usually finds something uncomfortable about every style due to his autism.
>Georgina
Lacy and frilly panties that match her outfits and make her feel like a PRINCESS
>Sean
Weirdly tight underwear that seems to help him with his focus when playing video games.
>Billie
Girl's panties, but caked in mud and dirt. But she likes the feeling of it down there.

Anonymous No. 714563

>>714560
>Sean
gamer socks

Anonymous No. 714565

>>714563
That's later in life... When he wears the panties to match.

Anonymous No. 714566

>>714563
>>714565
"haha chat i cant believe you guys are making me put on the maid dress... haha... wow i really gotta do this dont i? heh..."

Anonymous No. 714567

we have too many nice and socially adjusted futures, i think its only fair some of our kids turn our to be a pedo in a dead end job or a... god forgive me for saying this... a programmer.

Anonymous No. 714568

>>714567
Who else has an unfortunate future? We know Charles is an overworked office man.

Anonymous No. 714569

>>714567
>>714568
Well for some it is good future vs bad future. Apparently in Jerry's bad future he just straight up dies. In Savannah's bad future she becomes a prostitute. Etc.

Anonymous No. 714570

>>714567
Due to a miscalculation on God's end, Ester dies and is sent to Heaven on her and Blenny's wedding day.

Anonymous No. 714572

>>714560
>>714558
>>714553
i wanna see some of these :3

Anonymous No. 714573

>>714572
which ones

Anonymous No. 714574

>>714573
:3

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Anonymous No. 714576

>>714569
>Apparently in Jerry's bad future he just straight up dies

>"C'mon Jerry, not while you're on the job..."
>"Whatever Penny, I'm bored and the passengers will be sleeping anyways."
>"Alright, but you better be flying the plane. If you crash, I'm kicking your ass."
>"I'm a fucking professional Penny, I can fly this plane with my eyes closed."
>"You wanna know why they call this room the cockpit?"
>"Do tell, I'm very curious Captain Voland."

Anonymous No. 714577

>>714567
Lisa should work alongside Cringe Kid for Melville as his lackey. She can spy globally, but other than that, she has nothing else going on in her life.

Anonymous No. 714581

I wonder where Beansy will be in the future... well aside from being Drew's gf. she's probably too disabled to work in anything and we should he surprised she survives that long. does she ever learn to speak?

Anonymous No. 714582

>>714581
It'd be cute if Beansy learned a couple words
If she ends up hanging out with Flynn I bet her first word would be "faggot" or something

Anonymous No. 714587

>>714581
She's a housewife, she wouldn't survive otherwise

Anonymous No. 714588

>>714587
>Housewife Beansy in a cute 50s style dress
Unbelievably cute!!!

Do you think she got big titties?

Anonymous No. 714589

>>714588
No, average size

Anonymous No. 714590

>>714589
Oh ok

Anonymous No. 714592

>>714588
Yes, they're very big and this guy >>714589
is wrong and a faggot

Anonymous No. 714593

>>714592
Thank you based anon

Anonymous No. 714594

>>714553
god i bet hansel smells so fucking bad lol

Anonymous No. 714598

>>714592
>>714593
>Wanting big titties
NO VERY ILLEGAL.

Anonymous No. 714601

>>714598
someone design older Beansy and give her MASSIVE TITTIES

Anonymous No. 714602

>>714601
That's it, I'm gonna rape you.

Anonymous No. 714607

>>714602
ok

Anonymous No. 714610

>>714607
do not let me do it, i take responsibility

Anonymous No. 714611

>>714610
no no, go ahead

Anonymous No. 714622

>>714611
you wanna get married?

Anonymous No. 714623

>>714622
please, you gotta rape me first

Anonymous No. 714626

>>714623
alright then don't laugh

Anonymous No. 714627

>>714626
its ok i believe in you

Anonymous No. 714628

>>714627
And then they raped.

Anonymous No. 714629

>>714628
that sucked

Anonymous No. 714630

>>714629
:( *divorces u*

Anonymous No. 714631

>>714630
alright
now wheres that retard and her huge boobers

Anonymous No. 714632

>>714631
In my bed, bitch.

Anonymous No. 714633

>>714632
FUCK YOU YOU CANT EVEN RAPE HER PROPERLY

Anonymous No. 714634

>>714633
I tenderly love and care for her, and she amazon presses me until I pass out from near-dehydration ALSO HER TITS ARE AVERAGE SIZE.

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Anonymous No. 714635

mm booby

Anonymous No. 714638

>>714601
>>714602
>>714607
>>714610
>>714611
>>714622
>>714623
>>714626
>>714627
>>714628
>>714629
>>714630
>>714631
>>714632
>>714633
>>714634
What a retarded conversation, no wonder it's about Beansy

Anonymous No. 714639

>>714638
lol

Anonymous No. 714643

i lovw you guys

Anonymous No. 714644

>>714643
I love you too, baby.

Anonymous No. 714647

i wonder what Max is up to

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Anonymous No. 714649

>>714635
what if she was bald?

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Anonymous No. 714650

>>714649
Lakeview Cabin.

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Anonymous No. 714663

>>714650
Halloween is encroaching upon us and I wanna do a horror movie parody sometime later.

Anonymous No. 714665

>>714663
That could be fun.

Anonymous No. 714669

>>714663
nice! any ideas?

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Anonymous No. 714673

>>714669
well, I do want to do something with Carmelita Candy Cornelius and her spooking the adults of the town.
Then I have a Friday the 13th parody where the kids take a trip to Dull's forest and shenanigans ensue, with Dull being the primary red herring throughout it all

Anonymous No. 714674

>>714673
and we still need to solve who shot dr. toades

Anonymous No. 714675

>>714674
It was C[REDACTED]andra

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Anonymous No. 714681

>>714674
Get off your ass Nancy and solve the case already!!

Anonymous No. 714682

>>714647
>“One, Max needs to be louder, angrier, and have access to a time machine. Two, whenever Max's not onscreen, all the other characters should be asking 'Where's Max?'

Anonymous No. 714700

>>714681
Kek

Anonymous No. 714701

>>714663
>>714671
This is actually really cool. I wanna see what other kids would wear for Halloween but I feel like we should wait for October to arrive first

Anonymous No. 714702

>>714457
>He also likes sitting under weighted blankets
Cool I wanna see him and Charles fuck under one
>>714460
Funny to imagine Chaz just stealing people's shit. Does he try to sneakily take stuff away or does he straight up just grab shit from people's hands?

Anonymous No. 714707

>>714702
>Does he try to sneakily take stuff away or does he straight up just grab shit from people's hands?
A lil combination of both, but it depends on who he's stealing from and how confident he's feeling. Chaz is charismatic, so if he can charm you, then his fingers will wrap around your cupcake/muffin/pizza faster than you can say your own name. If you can see through him however, then he'll try to be more stealthy, but he's really bad at it.

Anonymous No. 714719

>>714702
I wanna see him and Charles sit under a blanket and [spoiler] hold hands and listen to shitty school shooter music and do nothing lewd whatsoever

Anonymous No. 714723

>>714719
And then Charles farts

Anonymous No. 714724

>>714723
Peak comedy

Anonymous No. 714725

>>714723
Thanks for reminding me that the way he would canonically fuck is cursed

Anonymous No. 714726

>>714723
>>714724
>>714725
CANADIAAANNNSSSSSSSSSS

Anonymous No. 714727

>>714723
>>714725
oh fuck i hate that

Anonymous No. 714728

Charles is such a cute boy i forgot how awful canadians are in this universe

Anonymous No. 714729

>>714728
Still more tolerable than Australians
No contest

Anonymous No. 714730

>>714729
at least australians are only an abomination biologically speaking, they dont subject everyone in the vacinity to it

Anonymous No. 714734

Alright I think I found the image that got be blocked from editing in the first place. It was the Sid and Lisa amogus one where she calls him a faggot, I didn't even notice that was there when I uploaded it lol.

I have editing back so I am going to edit all the homophobic images I can find to be wiki approved. I'll be keeping the unedited copies on my device if anyone wants them. Hopefully this will be the last we will have to deal with the Fandom mods.

Anonymous No. 714739

>>714734
dude post all the deleted images here if u have em so we know what got lost
i never even heard of half of these

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Anonymous No. 714740

>>714739
I am currently editing and reposting 8 images, if we are fine with me posting them all now. I'd just worry that we could run out of image slots, although this seems to be one of the slower threads content wise so it should be slower.

Here's the first one I am editing. Didn't even have a slur it it but it still got picked up and deleted.

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Anonymous No. 714741

>>714740
Here's the second. Once again no homophobic slurs, no mention of LGBT stuff anywhere. But I figure they don't like the word cunt? So that's what I am changing and hoping is what needed to be changed. I can't fathom what else could be rule breaking about this image.

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Anonymous No. 714742

>>714741
This one hasn't been removed but does have the word faggot, so it could be at risk of being deleted and me potentially being blocked again as I am the one who uploaded it. Editing this one makes me feel the worst because it's an OG Bennett piece. But at least the original is still saved for us to see.

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Anonymous No. 714743

>>714742
Next one I am editing was already uploaded in this thread here
>>714334
So shouldn't have to upload it again.

After that we have this hunger games one, also Darwin saying faggot.

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Anonymous No. 714744

>>714743
There are a couple Charles ones with fag written in it, go figure

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Anonymous No. 714745

>>714744
This one is really small in the background, but I still don't want to risk it if the consequences is being blocked from the wiki again.

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Anonymous No. 714747

>>714745
And lastly the most recent one that is most likely why I got blocked, amogus.

Anonymous No. 714749

>>714742
kek change the screen to COD and have his dad call him a GAMER

Anonymous No. 714750

>>714747
theres also one where lisa plays among us with melville and aaalmost calls him a nigger
is that ban worhty?
also i think you should change them all to something funny

Anonymous No. 714751

>>714749
That's actually a good idea, but I didn't want to edit the actual art like that, only the text if possible. I've finished uploading all the the edits, some of them I put more thought into than others.
>>714750
Yeah I noticed that but I am unsure since it is just "Nig" which would mean anything, like "niggard" which means a mean or ungenerous person.

I changed them all to mildly amusing things, I'd reckon. Dunno if I'd say funny but everyone has their own tastes. I couldn't get too crazy with it as the edits had to fit in the spaces the slurs used to be. If someone suggests a new edit for one of the ones I have done that I find really funny I'll change it to that, although not right now as I gotta sleep.

Feel free to browse the pages to check out the edits. Also put a disclaimer at the bottom to let people know it isn't the original. Might have to do that with the other ones I edited earlier like the Savannah and Mandy flag burning one.

Anonymous No. 714752

>>714751
The first censor ever was Niggerman to Naggerman, despite the cat having a real name and Niggerman being just the nickname.

Anonymous No. 714755

some of the kids have pets right? i recall something about drew owning a pet crab? wtf ended up happening to that

Anonymous No. 714756

>>714743
kek anon wtf is a "bikie"?

Anonymous No. 714757

>>714751
these are great

Anonymous No. 714773

>>714756
Australian slang for a motorcycle gang member, such as a Harley Rider.

Anonymous No. 714774

>>714773
nice, new slur acquired

Anonymous No. 714795

Pros & cons of turning Max & Trisha into cousins?

Anonymous No. 714798

>>714795
pros: kinda funny and gives them a reason to interact
cons: somewhat removes Max's exoticism
then again it always felt more like Max was just a LARPing schizoid
fuck it lets do it

Anonymous No. 714799

>>714798
>somewhat removes Max's exoticism
Wait, tell me more.

Anonymous No. 714800

>>714799
Well, Max, rn he's kind of an odd character who's not very grounded. Revealing something like that is gonna bring him just a tad more down to earth.

Anonymous No. 714802

>>714800
Ah as opposed to revealing he's an alien or half alien or even some SCP abomination in disguise?

Anonymous No. 714804

>>714802
Moreso not really revealing anything
But fuck it I like him being Trisha's cousin
Didn't we say we were gonna draw more connections between various kids? Any ideas?

Anonymous No. 714806

>>714795
We kinda already low-key are implying some in North Park are related to each other, especially the blondes. Like how people keep implying things about Stan's family.

Anonymous No. 714807

>>714806
speaking of incest, i cant wait to see Beansy's parents

Anonymous No. 714808

So who won King and Queen of /npg/?

Anonymous No. 714809

>>714808
Mineral is queen
Max and Bennett tied for king
>>714807
What if they were twins

Anonymous No. 714810

>>714804
I still think Penny and Sabrina being sisters makes sense

Anonymous No. 714811

>>714804
It is important to keep in mind that Trisha isn't actually from North Park, and she only moved there recently. Maybe the fact they had family there was the reason they chose that particular town, idk.

>>714810
I like this one, although we do have to take ages into consideration. It is easy to pair people as siblings if they are a few grades apart, like a 4th grader with an older 6th grader, or a 3rd grader with an older 5th grader etc so their parents didn't have to pump out two babies one right after the other. it's still possible, just less likely.

Anonymous No. 714812

>>714810
their mom must be stacked

Anonymous No. 714814

which adult would still wear a diaper? asking for a friend

Anonymous No. 714815

>>714814
stop it

Anonymous No. 714816

>>714814
Who's the most unfitting/least likely option? There's your answer.

Anonymous No. 714817

>>714814
realistically chariot due to her condition, assuming the muscle deterioration affects her ability to hold in shit.

Anonymous No. 714818

>>714817
even if it didnt, she seems like the kinda person who waits till the last minute anyway cause she just cant be bothered

Anonymous No. 714819

Alright so based on some previous discussions, this is my attempt to place all the relatives between the kids, as well as some new ones I've put together myself.
>Trisha, Max
Cousins
>Sid, Sydney
Cousins
>Mineral, Devan
Cousins I think
>Posie, Lydia and Linus
Cousins
>Lydia, Linus
Siblings
>Hansel, Gretel
Siblings
>Dull, Savannah
Distant cousins
>Drew, Nightmare guy
Sort of siblings
>Delly, Dorothy
Cousins
>Asimov, Asimov-2
Brothers kinda
>Ashley, everyone
Siblings
>Robert, Nancy
Siblings
>Agatha, Gothboy
Have been suggested as either siblings or cousins
>Penny, Sabrina
Sisters
>Rulf, Dizzy
Distant relatives
>Rodney, Silvia
Space siblings

Here are a few new ones I've thrown around that might be good
>Flynn, Chelsey
Siblings, they have kinda similar hair so why not?

Someone suggested Billie could be someone's sister, and it was suggested Cassandra because they are both red heads. Although we don't actually have to make them both red heads because that's recessive. So our options are
>Cassandra
Since they are 4th and 5th grade it makes it a bit less likely but still possible. Cassandra existing in a temporal state also complicates things.
>Beansy
Both cripple red heads, although draws attention to their similarities and we want them both to stand on their own as characters. Still a possibility
>Dorothy
Personally having their family have two daughters like that takes away from Dorothy. Dorothy's whole thing is that her healthy parents gave birth to this really sickly kid and now have to take care of her, having it happen twice cheapens it for both.
>Dew
Another 4th grader, and not a red head but it could be recessive.
>Neil
>Bennett
>Rosalind
>Rayne
>etc

We could also be really weird and say that Fitzroy or Georgina is her sibling.

Anonymous No. 714820

>>714819
>Rulf, Dizzy
woah when did this happen? is this another hitler joke im not familiar with based on their nationalities?

Anonymous No. 714821

>>714820
it is deeper lore, not really mentioned but the idea was Dizzy has like Austrian or some other European nobility or something in his bloodline, and as does Rulf (surprisingly not on his Nazi side I don't think)

Anonymous No. 714822

>>714819
dont forget some kids could be adoptive, or in a class that doesnt match their age
a 5th grader could actually be 7 or 8 (altough unlikely for a mud eater like Billie) or 11-12 (also unlikely since she's pretty small)
just generally speaking
i think being adopted might be an interesting trait for one of the kids

Anonymous No. 714823

>>714819
last i recall we had some twins

Anonymous No. 714824

>>714823
Robert and Nancy are twins.

Rodney and Silvia are but I think that's normal for their species, they have litters or clutches of eggs.

Hansel and Gretel are believed to be twins, although both their ages are currently unknown.

Anonymous No. 714826

>>714824
Wiki says Robert and Nancy are identical twins and I want an explanation.

Anonymous No. 714827

>>714826
what's the issue?

Anonymous No. 714828

>>714826
According to google it's possible but a very rare situation. Where both twins are male, but shorty after the egg divides one of them has a mutation to turn their chromosomes form XY to XO, making them female. It's called turner syndrome. Although it does come with health problems for the girl which aren't present in Nancy.

Although maybe the fact their mother is a UFO plays into how they could be identical yet different genders.

Anonymous No. 714829

>>714827
The issue is with how identical twins are formed. Fraternal twins are formed when two or more eggs get fertilised at the same time. Identical twins are when a single egg is split in half after being fertilised, meaning both children will have the exact same genetic information so they can't be different genders.

Exceptions to this is mutations like I mentioned here >>714828 or if you can hand wave it with magic or sci fi, like with their UFO mother.

Personally I don't even see why they need to be identical twins. It isn't like Fraternal twins can't look pretty much alike anyway, and since only Robert has the alien antennae I wouldn't say they have identical genetic information regardless.

Anonymous No. 714830

>>714829
their creator confirmed theyre identical but left it at that
frankly i think its more fun if we dont ask how or why

Anonymous No. 714832

>>714800
Do you think giving him a mom would ground him?

Anonymous No. 714836

>>714832
duh, no child can escape corporal punishment. In fact, I can't think of one kid kid that wouldn't get grounded

Anonymous No. 714842

>>714836
Asimov

Anonymous No. 714843

>>714836
Hansel, he has no parents to ground him

Anonymous No. 714853

>rayne is the only person in the hobo harem that can deal with demon hansel
>everyone else in the harem can't stand demon hansel
>rayne seems to dislike, or at most tolerate normal hansel
>everyone else likes him
Lol

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Anonymous No. 714865

>>714864
who is this?

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Anonymous No. 714867

>>714865
kindergarten version

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Anonymous No. 714870

>>714864
>>714866
>>714868
Which characters are these?

For future wiki gallery sorting purposes

Anonymous No. 714871

>>714870
you choose who they are, I don't really care

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Anonymous No. 714874

>>714311
Been a bit preoccupied the last few days, can finally start getting to doing some of these requests.

Here's some homeless formal wear, only the finest fashion this side of the junkyard.

Anonymous No. 714876

>>714874
sweet!

Anonymous No. 714877

>>714874
what's the deal with the white eyes?

Anonymous No. 714878

>>714877
Stylistic. I coloured them in but it didn't look good.

Anonymous No. 714882

>>714874
This may sound weird, but could you draw your version of Hansel with some moomins?

Anonymous No. 714883

>>714874
The almond-shaped eyes and pupil/iris cat eyes turn me on so hard. Some feel intimidated by it, downright creeped out that it's staring right at them, that's why they prefer small dot pupils and round eyes. Me? I don't see them as low-class animal and NPCs to disrespect anymore. I especially enjoy the fact I feel strong emotions when a pair of predatory eyes stare at me. Sorry if I creep you out knowing I'm naturally turned on by this style.

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Anonymous No. 714893

>>714883
lol

Anonymous No. 714894

>>714893
Mandy is so cute bros, I wish we could eat dirt together

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Anonymous No. 714897

>>714882
Sure, I love Moomins lol.

You know, Hansel actually bares a striking resemblance to a certain yearly visitor of Moominvalley.

Anonymous No. 714898

>>714897
I love it!

Anonymous No. 714899

>>714893
I kinda wanna see you draw the Asimoms

Anonymous No. 714900

>>714411
So, who's gonna Draw Li's family

Anonymous No. 714901

>>714897
Moomins are super popular in North Park.
I am declaring this Canon!
The Magical forest also contains a population of Moomintrolls

Anonymous No. 714902

>>714900
If no one else does it I can see about getting to it tomorrow, I gotta sleep now.

Although it is interesting that his wife has the same first name as Hui Feng's son. Maybe we want to pick a different name for her so we don't end up confusing the two?

Anonymous No. 714903

>>714902
Maybe Honoka?
or just keep it song and have it be a running gag that the two are confused for each other, for example, Nolan thinking they're the same person because he's an idiot

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Anonymous No. 714926

>game makes you decide which item you want, leaving the others
>explain to the items out loud that i cant pick them all or I would and I'm sorry but that's how it is
>grow particularly attached to a weapon that has carried me since the start of the game
>given the option to discard it for one with higher stats
>refuse and carry my original weapon to the end despite the disadvantages

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Anonymous No. 714934

>>714926
I did this or tried to do this when watching cartoons as a kid.
Yes I'm an autist, I fucking hang out here and talk about little kids getting into retard adventures with their retarded parents and ship the whole town with their family so FUCK YOU IF YOU'RE NOT GONNA BE A GOOD NICE ONE TO ME, BITCH.

Anonymous No. 714944

What characters would let Maria turn them into Cyborgs?

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Anonymous No. 714945

>>714944
once was already enough and I never got that date that I was promised. Would not recommend

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Anonymous No. 714947

time to turn on Asimovision...beep boop beep...
oh my god, is this what he sees us as?! Is this what Lisa sees everyday?!

Anonymous No. 714948

>>714947
Left most bottom is 100% Penny.

Anonymous No. 714949

>>714947
Asimov sees perfectly normally, that's just how he paints/draws people
Maria is trying to learn python to give him a better image making AI but that bullshit is so goddamn tedious

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Anonymous No. 714950

Daww, what a cute baby faced lil boy!! You'd never guess that he was a foulmouthed cynical asshole with a victim complex

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Anonymous No. 714982

>>714899
They're cute

Anonymous No. 714985

>>714950
Don't try it with Max or he'll grab you through the screen.

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Anonymous No. 715025

Pop Quiz: what is your favorite subject in shool? What your favorite character's favorite subject in shool?

Anonymous No. 715027

>>715025
Mine was probz reading because I could slack off, and look at a book, I was a terrible student.
Drew: History so she could LARP as whatever they're learning for their essays
Beansy: Art so she can build lego sculptures
Sabrina: Science and Math to help with her big brain

Anonymous No. 715038

>>714982
I really like the bitchy nice dichotomy they have, and who they're kinda perfect opposites.
Blue and Red, Busty and Petite, Dark skinned and Light skinned, Straight hair and Wavy hair

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Anonymous No. 715039

>>715027
>Sabrina: Science and Math to help with her big brain
you're too much lmao

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Anonymous No. 715043

>>715039
Look man, why do you think her boobs are so large? Her brain is so big it went into her chest.
She's got an IQ in the 30 digits.

Anonymous No. 715109

>Uncle Rick, I'm not wearing any panties~
wtf did Mineral mean by this?

Anonymous No. 715110

>>715109
To either enjoy the smell or stop complaining.

Anonymous No. 715120

>>715109
it's now easier for her to do the poopy

Anonymous No. 715124

siblingcest is better than parent/guardianXchild incest which is cringe and gay and none of u fags can prove me wrong.

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Anonymous No. 715141

You guys mind If brainstorm a bunch of birthdays for those who don't one yet?


>>715124
I don't have to prove you wrong, but you already did it yourself

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Anonymous No. 715150

>>715141
>You guys mind If brainstorm a bunch of birthdays for those who don't one yet?
Not at all, go right ahead. The only people who'd have a problem are the people who care about the astrological accuracy of the character's personalities anyway.

Anonymous No. 715181

>>715141
sure, we could use more celebration
although we already kinda forget about our preexisting bdays

we missed Drew's and Lydia's party btw
next one is Charles all the way in October

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Anonymous No. 715197

>>714320
I don't know if I could choose which ships are my favourite, I like a lot of them.
>>714407
This ship is pretty cute though.

Since the thread's been pretty slow the past few days, how about we have more ship art like the other anon did last thread? Request ships you'd like to see simple (unless I get carried away) drawings for. You can request more than one if you want.

Anonymous No. 715199

>>715197
some charles n gothboy or bennett n agatha are always appreciated

Anonymous No. 715200

>>715197
Sid/Sydney best incest ship!

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Anonymous No. 715237

>>715199
I want to try to come up with some unique poses outside of just hugs for these, although I imagine it will lead to some weird stuff getting drawn, if people are into that.

Anonymous No. 715239

>>715197
hmmm how about Jerry and Penny roughhousing with each other?

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Anonymous No. 715240

>>715199
Bennett loves sleepovers with Agatha.

Also I guess this also counts as pajama designs? At least for Agatha it is, since I doubt Bennett's parents would let him wear something like that to bed.

Anonymous No. 715241

>>715237
penishead

Anonymous No. 715242

>>715241
Lol I just noticed that, proof of how much of a dork Charles truly is

Anonymous No. 715247

>>715197
Bobby Norman and Chariot holding hands

Anonymous No. 715248

>>715197
The Asimoms in wedding dresses getting "married"

Anonymous No. 715249

>>715197
Lydia and Posie going "Lesbian sex doesn't count, right?"

Anonymous No. 715250

>>715197
Posie and Sid being cute, maybe sharing a treat or showing eachother their hobbies

Anonymous No. 715251

>>715197
Li Yang and his wife >>714411

Anonymous No. 715252

>>714902
>Anon died in their sleep
RIP

Anonymous No. 715253

>>715252
Key phrase there is "see about"

I tend to work on multiple drawings at once, and when I finish one I post it. But some take longer than others to get right.

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Anonymous No. 715254

>>715200
Why is this place so obsessed with incest anyway? lol.

Anonymous No. 715256

https://youtu.be/Fg1oKKz7NOw?t=830
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sTLiWEAtVlY
https://imgur.com/a/Dll0Zhx
How do you personally react?

Anonymous No. 715259

>>715181
>Drew and Lydia's party
Fuck, I wanted to do a sketch regarding this where Slappy makes it seem like he gets his money via crime, and during his crime spree he has to hide a body in the woods, but then boom surprise party with a camping theme, with Drew comically brushing off the trauma she just experienced, and Lydia just having had the time of her life.

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Anonymous No. 715260

>>715239
A very healthy relationship.

Anonymous No. 715261

>>715253
whatcha working on?
it's okay if it isn't for the thread, I'm just curious.

Anonymous No. 715262

>>715261
Been drawing non thread stuff while I work on some of the earlier requests (one I wanted to make a full comic for) and currently doing these fast shipping requests I can do in like an hour or so.

I'll finish off the sketch I had for those two now before I continue with the ships, shouldn't take too long.

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Anonymous No. 715263

>>714411
>>715252
Here's my take on Li Yang's family back home in Japan.

Anonymous No. 715264

>>715197
Hansel and Gretel!

Anonymous No. 715265

>>715263
They cute!
I want art of Agatha trying to get her cousin to plow Bennett

Anonymous No. 715266

>>715263
I want to fuck Li's wife

Anonymous No. 715267

>>715262
>>715263
oh, I thought you were the anon who drew >>713579

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Anonymous No. 715268

>>715247
Probably wasn't a good idea to take the woman who can't walk on a date hiking.

Anonymous No. 715269

>>715268
Man, Chariot and Bobby both have horrible shit luck
At least now Chariot gets to be carried around in Bobby's arms.

Anonymous No. 715273

We need more women with HUGE TITS

Anonymous No. 715276

>>715239
How about Max living up to his original meme character as Hannibal Lecter and giving Penny the silence of the lambs treatment.

Anonymous No. 715277

I bet gingers taste delicious. Definitely better than asian meat that tastes like seafood.

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Anonymous No. 715278

>Ryhonus and Sylvanus receive a transmission from a nearby solar system
>why, it's their fellow Linares
Silvia: "Posisus? Trisarus? Minerilus? What are you all doing together? Shouldn't you be on your assigned planets?"
Posisus: "Hey Hey Hey Sylvanus!! Yeah, we all just finished assimilated our planets. We're on break! How are you guys doing?"
Ryhonus: "We're still trying assimilate ours. We dissected a racoon yesterday."
Sylvanus: "Rodney, hush."
Trisarus: "Rodney? Is that a human codename? How are you guys not finished, we got easy planets."
Chazunis: "Consider yourselves lucky! I got stuck on some boring ice comet with Melvulis!! I'd rather be assigned with Minerilus or even Maxilus."
Minerilus: "Thanks I guess?"
Melvulis: "Hey! I already apologized for your incompetency, what more do you want?"
Charlizard: "sorry to hear that buddy."
Maxilus: "I'm sorry, did I give you permission to voice your opinion?"
Charlizard: "o-oh...I'm sorry friend. I'll shut up now."
Sylvanus: "Who is that? I don't recognize him at all."
Minerilus: "Just some species Maxilus enslaved. He gave us each our own slave, so that pretty cool huh."
Ryhonus: "Aww, where's mine? You guys saved one for me right?"
Maxilus: "Of course?! I'm as generous as I am unforgiving. You'll need to hurry though, they're selling like hotcakes and Chazunis proved that they're very fragile."
Chazunis: "C'mon, that was one time."
>Sylvanus turns off the transmission in a angry huff

Anonymous No. 715289

>>715278
This is the kind of AU in AU that cartoons were invented for.

Anonymous No. 715296

>>715256
>Trisha, Jerry, Max in a team
I guess it helps Jerry stand out more as the in between from not really a straightman like Trisha but neither insane like Max?

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Anonymous No. 715301

Here's to another 3 months of this shit

Anonymous No. 715316

>>715268
pls let best couple be happy

Anonymous No. 715317

>>715273
we gotta get our best titty artist on the job and draw adult sabrina!

Anonymous No. 715319

think ill do some drawing ideas too
hit me

Anonymous No. 715320

>>715319
Toades and Maria experimenting on kids together

Anonymous No. 715322

>>715319
Lewds of Maria

Anonymous No. 715327

>>715319
Lewds of Dr. Toades

Anonymous No. 715328

>>715320
>>715322
>>715327
you guys...

Anonymous No. 715339

>>715327
You think he has a weird toad penis?

Anonymous No. 715340

>>715319
The Asimoms wearing nothing but dog collars

Anonymous No. 715343

>>715322
>>715327
Based. Bonus if they are having hot sloppy sex together. Imagine Toades’ pussy eating game with that frog tongue of his.

Anonymous No. 715359

>>715263
>Li's wife has the dead mom haircut
oh no

Anonymous No. 715365

>>714411
How would they interact with the rest of the cast?
I could see Yashu being a rival to Lydia, Punk Girl vs Delinquent Boy

Anonymous No. 715368

>>715365
We gotta have an episode/special where the North Park kids go to japan so we can have them interact.

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Anonymous No. 715385

>>715248
I'm back for more, here's a happy couple.

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Anonymous No. 715389

>>715249
And here we are with the incest again.

This time with their "future" versions considering what's about to happen.

Anonymous No. 715390

>>715389
>>715254
it shouldnt be a surprise seeing we all come from /co/ but yeah this really makes ya realize how much people on here are into the ol incense

Anonymous No. 715391

>>715389
bro this is good stuff! i really appreciate it

[spoiler]now draw them with their future husbands except theyre holding hands behind their backs kek[/spoiler]

Anonymous No. 715392

>>715391
>Posie and Lydia holding hands
>Sydney holding hands with Sid

Too bad Rulf doesn't have a cousin he can be fucking on the side, or else they could all have a six way incest orgy.

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Anonymous No. 715393

>>715250
Now for something wholesome. These two are pretty cute together when they're not fucking their cousins.

Anonymous No. 715394

>>715393
wait lol i never realized they both fuck their cousins
talk about a wholesome mormon family eh

Anonymous No. 715395

>>715392
>Sid: Nerd
>Posie: Nerd
>Rulf: Nerd

>Lydia: Jock
>Sydney: Jock
>Rulf's Cousin: ?

Does this mean we need to introduce a cousin for Rulf that's the jock to his nerd?

Anonymous No. 715396

>>715395
Posie isn't a nerd, she's a stacy
Also you could argue that Rulf and Sid are more outcasts than nerds. Maybe Sid is kind of a nerd since he's got computer skills (Does also being good with guns kinda make up for that, tho?)

Anonymous No. 715397

>>715396
Nerds are absolutely fond of guns, just get them to their breaking point and find out.

Anonymous No. 715398

>>715393
Posie is holding herself back from jamming the spoon down Sid's throat

Anonymous No. 715399

>>715395
If we assume the theory that Dizzy is Rulf's cousin is true... I feel like we're onto something here

Anonymous No. 715400

>>715396
They are all different types of nerd
Sid is the weirdo outcast nerd
Posie is the preppy nerd who enjoys doing her homework
Rulf is a LARPing military nerd.

Anonymous No. 715401

>>715397
Sid school shooter arc when?

Anonymous No. 715402

>>715395
If we wanted we could give Rulf a cousin that's not the same age as him, like an older teenage cousin so we don't have another kid character. Maybe like an older cousin who is called in to baby sit him sometimes which of course he hates.

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Anonymous No. 715404

>>715251
What a chad

Anonymous No. 715405

>>715404
Disgusting

Anonymous No. 715407

>Max gets ready to push the reset button as all the girls in North Park stare at him with eggs in their hands.
>T.T pushes the "destroy universe" button when she finds out Melville is her father.

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Anonymous No. 715408

>>715264
An excuse to draw them in their formal outfits again for some spicy ballroom dancing!

Anonymous No. 715409

>>715408
>Gretel naked outside of a few thin pieces of newspaper barely covering her up
Yeah wouldnt be surprised if she wasn’t wearing any panties in that pic, all the more chances to flash her pussy and ass at her bro while she dances around for him. What a slut.

Anonymous No. 715410

alright, we gotta draw all the characters in their underwear right?

Anonymous No. 715411

>>715410
They were described earlier here
>>714553
>>714558
>>714560
So if someone wants to take the task upon themselves they could attempt to draw them all.

Anonymous No. 715412

>>715411
i imagine most of the girls dont wear training bras/tops yet, since theyre pretty young
Mineral might
Posie mainly does cause she likes feeling pretty and mature, but she's still flat as a board

Anonymous No. 715416

>>715412
Yeah probably.

If you did draw them you could always just have them lifting up their skirts or not wearing pants so you can keep their tops on if they don’t wear bras yet.

I could draw them myself but I’d likely age them up a bit anyway. It’d also take a long time to get them all done so I guess I’d take requests for which ones people want to see first.

Anonymous No. 715417

>>715416
can you post topless girls on here? do the chans 'technically' count it as porn? they really shouldnt, theyre only topless kids, but i wouldnt be surprised if they did
u could still post it via imgur tho

Anonymous No. 715418

>>715416
i dont think you should age them up because i imagine the age up kids would wear something completely different, esp the ones who have kiddie underwear with cartoon patterns
you can if you wanna, but it wont be the same yknow

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Anonymous No. 715420

>>715417
>>715418
naughty anons

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Anonymous No. 715422

>>715420
ITS NOT LEWD
ITS PERFECTLY NORMAL FOR KIDS TO BE TOPLESS
THE HUMAN BODY ISNT INHERENTLY SEXUAL, AND CHILDREN DONT HAVE ANY SECONDARY SEX CHARACTERISTICS YET
ITS YOU WHOS ASSIGNING SEXUALITY TO THEM

Anonymous No. 715423

>>715420
We should lewd Ramon. If only he was actually good looking.

Anonymous No. 715424

>>715256
Triple the babyface cuteness, triple the swears. Can someone put those 3 together from the OP image? whenever I try to open the OP image in an editor it says insufficient memory.

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Anonymous No. 715425

>>715422
I've heard it all before. I'm the good guy here, now stay get in the horny box
>>715423
I thought you guys were cripple fuckers?

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Anonymous No. 715426

>>715423
whats our take on ramon? is he a regular ol midget? the current op pic seems to depict him as an adult man, just really, really small. or do we think he actually has a child's face?

Anonymous No. 715427

>>715426
He's a pokemon trainer like Brock. Something weird between an adult and a kid who pretends he's 10, but his features like ass and abs clearly show some miniature adult. For me the poke girls will always be 16 years old.

Anonymous No. 715428

>>715319
Draw Maria or adult Lydia lifting benches. She has sweat all over her face while kid Max sits on the bench for extra weight and gets uncomfortably close to her sweaty unamused face while he makes bedroom eyes at her.

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Anonymous No. 715436

>>715256
destined to fail, but fun to see

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Anonymous No. 715474

north park ARG

Anonymous No. 715485

>>715474
Do you really want one?

Anonymous No. 715486

>>715485
eh, could be fun, but I'm not good at those

Anonymous No. 715487

>>715486
I'm just saying Anon.

Anonymous No. 715488

>>715487
how could you even do one?

Anonymous No. 715490

>>715488
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=58ODFur4ICw

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Anonymous No. 715491

>>715490

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Anonymous No. 715492

>>715491
Sorry to disappoint you.

Anonymous No. 715537

*crickets*
Well we can hit image limit before the thread dies right guys?

Anonymous No. 715540

>>715537
This has been a slower thread than usual

But the last few threads were pretty active, it isn't unusual for there to be one or two quiet threads after the bigger ones.

Anonymous No. 715544

I just noticed there's a sports thread up. Which of the gang would be good to draw playing sports or rooting for the Broncos for it?

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Anonymous No. 715545

>>715537
We've only hit the image limit 2/10 times. Unless I attached an image to every post I made and then some
>>715544
Getting the obvious outta the way: Trisha, Mandy, Sydney, Lydia and Asimov. They're the sports jocks.
Whoever's rooting for em is anyone's guess.

Anonymous No. 715546

>>715545
Trisha mostly likes Soccer, and Sydney mostly likes AFL. Lydia's less into an organised team sport and more just into stuff like kickboxing. Mandy and Asimov seem like the more general sporty types.

Anonymous No. 715548

>>715545
i like to imagine charles is good at running or basketball or some shit idk. he's tall so it fits.

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Anonymous No. 715549

It's not too late for you, /npg/. You can still find salvation in Christ. But first, you must CONFESS.

Confess your North Park related sins here.

Anonymous No. 715550

>>715548
>wow buddy, you can't assume im good at basketball just cause im tall, eh pal.

Anonymous No. 715551

>>715549
i would fuck this priest so hard you have no idea, virgins are so fucking hot, i bet he'd cum his wee little god fearing pants just from having his hand held thats so fucking gay bro let me at him

Anonymous No. 715553

>>715549
I wish I was Slappy sometimes, with Drew as my niece so we could live in wedded bliss.

Anonymous No. 715555

>>715553
>No art of Slappy and Drew getting married yet
disgraceful.

Anonymous No. 715557

>>715555
I think I'm gonna bite the bullet and fucking do it myself at some point, I don't care anymore.

Anonymous No. 715558

>>715555
Check'd

The quads demand it

Anonymous No. 715559

>>715545
>>715546
Let's get some art of them revved up and post it in there then? Not to take over the thread obviously because /i/ has been chill with is here but to just contribute and follow the prompt?

Anonymous No. 715560

>>715559
I think maybe one drawing of them doing stuff would be enough, if someone wants to do it.

Anonymous No. 715562

>>715559
>>715560
I just had a peek because I was curious. It's also their cup thread (if you know you know) so one image of them doing stuff and then maybe one or two of them cheering on the /i/ team?

Anonymous No. 715563

>>715549
I cannot stop masturbating to the thought of plowing the Asimoms
but can you blame me
I mean, look at them!
>>715385

Anonymous No. 715564

>>715560
Sounds reasonable to me.

>>715562
I didn't know what that link was about thanks for the clarification

Anonymous No. 715565

>>715405
Bobland/Bennett's parents pls go and stay go
They're adorable

Anonymous No. 715566

>>715546
Asimov mostly likes kickball but enjoys other sports

Anonymous No. 715568

Is Bobland racist because of Li or does he just hate him for stealing fish from the park?

Anonymous No. 715569

>>715562
Cup?

Anonymous No. 715570

>>715568
Bobland is Racist.
he doesn't want Cidy hanging out with any black bears, only brown ones, AND CERTAINLY NO PANDAS!

Anonymous No. 715571

which characters cope with depression with postal 2 and deagle nation?

Anonymous No. 715572

>>715571
ill answer that as soon as someone finally TLDRs to me wtf deagle nation is

Anonymous No. 715574

>>715549
I want more North Park porn. I want a lot more North Park porn. I even have multiple ideas for the kind of porn I want, including full comics.

I want the comic of Ashley getting drunk and gangbanged by all the dad characters at a barbeque.

I want a comic where Agatha whores Bennett out to every male character in North Park and maybe even some female ones.

I want the comic of Sid and Sydney sexually experimenting in one room while Lydia and Posie do the same in the next room, both trying to hide the fact from the other.

I want a comic featuring Patricia and Missy corrupting Heather into being a full time slut for the whole town.

I want a comic that shows all the people who visit the Asimom's house and are pulled into various sexual activities because Maria forgot to turn them off horny mode last time she used them.

I could go on, but I think I've made my desires pretty clear.

Anonymous No. 715576

>>715572
tl;dr
A nation of gamers and stoners who streetrace and game.
It's a livestream done by a teen-minded internet warlord named Jace W. Connors.
I don't know how better to tl;dr to you.
It's funny to see him ruin his ideal Sims life and flip out.
: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3GMHMYXCuAg&list=PLruXG8tCXPc_Ud2ack_hFrxk2YXa-oyCk&index=2

Anonymous No. 715577

>>715574
Please go on.
Seriously.

Anonymous No. 715579

>>715576
oh sounds fun i might check it out

Anonymous No. 715583

>>715579
I'd say it's a fun time he says some ridiculous shit, that channel has shorter videos if you're an ADHD sped like I am sometimes.

Anonymous No. 715584

>>715583
nah i love long dumbshit videos like this for when i work out or paint, its just what am looking for
also i think the correct answers are:
Sid is canonically into shit like this, I think we've actually established he plays Postal
Linus might be too

Anonymous No. 715585

>>715584
Absolute madman, welcome to Deagle Nation.

Anonymous No. 715587

>>715549
I had a weird dream where I was browsing /npg/ and someone posted "Weedo x Ashley abusive arc" and it made me feel good before I woke up

Anonymous No. 715588

>>715587
That's kinda hot, I really wish I was one of the dads to facefuck Ashley her handlebars are cute.

Anonymous No. 715589

>>715574
>I want a comic featuring Patricia and Missy corrupting Heather into being a full time slut for the whole town.
you and me both

Anonymous No. 715590

>>715577
A comic about Bobland's animalistic instincts overtaking him one night as he pins Cindy down and mates with her, leading to them having a secret sexual relationship.

A comic of Trisha inviting a friend over for dinner at her place, and not understanding why they are so shocked that her brothers are taking turns fucking her on the table.

A wholesome comic where Chaz finally fucks his mother, and they both confess their love for each other while they climax.

Hansel noticing Gretel after she hit puberty, and she begins teasing him sexually with her body until he finally goes feral and mating presses her.

Silvia kidnapping various humans because she wants to understand how human sexuality works, coming to the conclusion that she wants to train humans to be her personal sex slaves.

Georgina rounding up all the other cripple girls to help her seduce everyone they can find into

Lydia catching Linus sniffing her panties and femdomming him, eventually leading to getting her whole gang in on it.

Dorothy being invited to a party by Ashley, unaware that it's actually a sex party with Dorothy slowly being tempted into sex, until by the end of the night she's being gangbanged by multiple strangers.

Mineral whoring herself out to her uncle so he'll let her buy her slutty alt girl clothing, music and magician shit, until she finds out she enjoys having sex with him casually.

Mute accidentally walking in on Melville naked, seeing his huge cock and then spending the rest of the week trying to get the image of it out of her mind and resist temptation, resulting in her breaking into Melville's house to fuck him in pure lust.

Drew coming to watch some old sitcoms with Slappy, sitting on his lap while wearing her swimsuit and unknowingly grinding her ass on his cock until he grabs her by the waist, pulls aside the bottom of her swimsuit and fucks her senseless.

Should I go on?

Anonymous No. 715591

>>715590
I need to know all that you need to see for future generations.
>Georgina pathetically amazon pressing some fat dude thinking she's in charge
I know you didn't say that.

Anonymous No. 715592

>>715590
I'm moreso laughing at these than getting aroused lmao

Anonymous No. 715593

...you guys can keep being horny but
i just kinda wanna see all the 4th graders go on a weird whacky adventure together
have we had an episode about the entire main classroom yet? also have we actually determined who's in it? i assume most of the first row, right? maybe a school trip goes wrong kinda epsode?

Anonymous No. 715594

>>715593
I'm not gonna promise anything cause I procrastinate, but I'm planning an Halloween episode featuring the whole class, their parents and a whole lotta corn

Anonymous No. 715595

>>715593
North Park Goes To Tuscaloosa
Write the EPISODE BEFORE I GET ANGRY AND BEAT YOU.

Anonymous No. 715596

>>715574
>>715590
You know even though these prompts would all take a long time to draw, its always possible for people to just write short smut stories instead. Sure they might suck at first but you'd get better as you go along, and then you'll have all the North Park related sexual fantasies of your dreams.

Anonymous No. 715597

>>715596
Don't care, I wanna either draw a few or perhaps even as is, such as.

Anonymous No. 715598

>>715595
>Chaz: "Wow, check it out you guys! We're in Tuscaloosa?"
>Jerry: "Yeah, I can fucking see that retard. This place sucks anyways."
>Mandy: "Yeah, I'm already bored. Can we go home?"

Anonymous No. 715599

>>715598
>Not an episode of the whole class in the bus on their way to tuscaloosa, but because of kid shenanigans just a mile away Hui-Feng tells Miner to turn the bus around and go back to Colorado.

Anonymous No. 715600

>>715597
Which prompts do you want to draw?

Anonymous No. 715601

>>715600
We'll see.

Anonymous No. 715602

>>715599
>It's a the entire class pain stalkily prepare to have a trip to Tuscaloosa, but due to bad luck and fate itself, they keep getting delayed until the end of the episode

Anonymous No. 715603

>>715588
>Ashley
>Cindy
>Sabrina
>Sydney
>Georgina
The handlebar five

Anonymous No. 715604

>>715603
Sabrina doesn't get much love, but I'd give her love, she is really smart after all.

Anonymous No. 715605

>>715603
>Georgina
she's got two pairs of handlebars

Anonymous No. 715606

>>715604
she's a retard fat chick who has oneitis for the fucking fnafkid
In fact, her entire familty must be cursed because her sister is also fat, retarded and has eyes for the dipshit baby faced doomer

Anonymous No. 715607

>>715606
>He doesn't know her tits are big because of her big brain

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Anonymous No. 715608

>>715605
that's going in the joke book

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Anonymous No. 715614

>>715593
Here's a quick thing I just put together now, with my general idea of Hui Feng's class.

The other 4th graders would make up the second 4th grade class, besides Rodney who doesn't attend classes, Blenny who only sometimes shows up when he feels like it, and Gretel who doesn't go to classes but does hang around the school sometimes with Hansel.

Of course with a school trip episode there is nothing stopping both the classes from going, I remember going on school trips as a kid that had multiple classes attending.

Anonymous No. 715615

>>715614
Oh also, Lisa attends classes remotely, but her seat would have been where Hansel is sitting if she actually came into class. But she doesn't, which is why Hansel could easily take her seat without any conflict. Until of course the episode where she is forced to come into class and they have to share a desk together.

Anonymous No. 715616

>>715614
alright i gotta ask, why the shit is Ramon in class? i thought he was just 'one of the kids' kinda hanging out with them outside of school and giving shite life advice. but what reason does he have to attend class?

Anonymous No. 715617

>>715614
idk why Charles' face is so funny to me
look at him sat there
what a lil shit

Anonymous No. 715618

>>715616
Very in-depth ageplay scenario roleplay to immerse himself in a sexual yet angry manner.

Anonymous No. 715619

>>715616
Very early on he was established as being in the class. It doesn't really make sense for him to be there, since he already went to school so doesn't even need an education so would be better off using the time to sell more wieners. But it's a carry over from those early threads. We could always switch him out for someone else, Probably Dull, Crip, or Robert (Although it feels weird separating him from Curtis and even Nancy).

Anonymous No. 715620

>>715616
Because he can still sell his enchiladas to kids during school and he likes working in the cafeteria, much to Shef's delight.
He lives in a hotdog for crying out loud, he might as well just chill with the other shortstacks

Anonymous No. 715621

>>715614
>TT glaring at Asimov
>Cindy looking at Hansel
>Trisha looking at Cindy
>Max looking at us

Anonymous No. 715622

>>715619
It's funny how Ramon keeps getting pulled into kiddie shenanigans, but I'm fine with Ramon remaining out of the classroom if that's the choice that makes more sense. May I suggest Delly?

Anonymous No. 715623

>>715614
why does Hansel look retarded...more so than he usually is?

Anonymous No. 715628

>>715623
a lot of characters have that wall eyed look

Anonymous No. 715629

>>715621
>>715623
Hansel’s getting a bit antsy since he’s hungry and it’s still a long ways until lunch. He’s probably gonna bite someone soon. Cindy senses that feral energy and is looking at him. Trisha is looking at Cindy as she’s still processing that she’s half bear beaming her mom literally fucked a wild animal.
>>715628
I made most of them a bit wall eyed as it looked funny from this angle.

Anonymous No. 715630

>>715629
oh my god Trisha, it's been [insert timeline here]
how are you still the only one hung up on Cindy?

Anonymous No. 715631

>>715614
>Rosalind is the only one who brought supplies to school

>Posie and Sid sitting the far away from each other
good, as it should be

Anonymous No. 715642

>>715631
>good, as it should be
why wont you just accept their love!?

Anonymous No. 715645

>>715642
it's not love, it's Stockholm syndrome where both parities hate each other

Anonymous No. 715648

>>715645
they dont hate eachother, theyre just a schizoid and a tsundere who dont know how to handle their feelings!

Anonymous No. 715653

Fuck this I smoked weed

Anonymous No. 715654

>>715653
based Weedo?

Anonymous No. 715657

>>715653
We should send Weedo's stupid ass to South Park

Anonymous No. 715659

>>715657
no tegridy at all anon

Anonymous No. 715665

>>715659
Fuck Tegridy, it ruined South Park!

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Anonymous No. 715667

>>715665
and soon, it'll ruin North Park too

Anonymous No. 715674

>>715544
>>715559
>>715562
One or two of random sports being played and one of them cheering the /i/ team would be kino and a way to thank them for letting us settle here

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Anonymous No. 715704

Here's the kings and queen of /npg/ sleeping in their underwear on their kweeng sized bed. Could only afford one.
goodnight

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Anonymous No. 715718

>>715674
Comfy af

Anonymous No. 715731

>>715704
What does it say about us as a whole, that Max, Mineral and Bennett were the ones to win? Are those three really the most liked? Or just the most GENERALLY liked.

Id' still like to do a vote with only one vote per person, since I'm wondering if letting people pick multiple options just allowed for more memevotes/general "eeeh I guuesss I'll vote for them" votes

Anonymous No. 715733

>>715731
max feels like a meme vote but hes also kind of a meme character so its only fitting
in a sense we have bennett and mineral
one queen and one king
and max
who's max

Anonymous No. 715735

>>715731
>>715733
I am surprised at the amount of people who actually voted, I am not convinced that 15 people actually frequent these threads and would care enough to vote. Which probably implies someone rigged which is funny to me that someone would go out of their way to rig something so admittedly inconsequential.

Anonymous No. 715736

>>715735
best case scenerio its not really 'rigging' and a couple people just used mobile data or something, i dont think anyone would go out of their way to set up multiple vpns and sit there rigging the goddamn north park general queen/king vote

Anonymous No. 715737

>>715736
Well for reference the girl's poll had 12 participants while the boy's poll had 15. It's already strange someone would vote on one and not the other. I don't see how mobile data plays into this unless you mean they voted twice, once on desktop and once on mobile which would still be "cheating".

Anonymous No. 715738

>>715737
yeah thats what im saying, but that would still only be two votes for each character assuming everyone did it (and they didnt) not a whole scheme

Anonymous No. 715739

>>715736
Well if there was one person who'd be insane enough to set up multiple vpns to rig the vote, I'd think it'd probably be Max...

Anonymous No. 715741

Can we have this with each North Park denizen?
https://imgur.com/a/0wTKNIB

Anonymous No. 715742

>>715741
yeah fuck it lets go

Anonymous No. 715743

>>715741
As in sorting all the characters into these choices or just one character for each?

Anonymous No. 715744

>>715741
>Drew: I dont want to fuck my clone because that's gay and I'm not gay.
>Dizzy: I'm not gay but I would totally fuck my clone.
>Bennett: I wouldn't fuck my clone because my self loathing is THAT strong.
>Chaz: I'd totally fuck my clone because I wanna know if I'm good in bed.
>Melville: I'd fuck my clone because who would know better how to fuck ME than ME?
>Agatha: Fucking my clone has always been my fantasy.
>Mandy: It's basically the same as masturbation, right? no big deal.
>Posie: It's not the same as masturbation (which is also wrong and immoral), it'd be like having sex with your twin! wrong and bad!
>T.T: I would not have sex with my clone because what if my clone is evil?
>Jerry: Not only would I have sex with my clone, I'd probably make a bunch of clones and just get it on with all of them at once because that's how pro-clone fucking I am.
>Crip: Yes.

Anonymous No. 715746

>>715744
kek now we need someone to draw them all at a table discussing this

Anonymous No. 715747

>>715744
Crip is my man, I'd absolutely fuck my clone but they gotta be female.
I can admit a man like me is handsome but I'm not gonna get into it unless they are WOMAN.

Anonymous No. 715748

>>715744
Pretty good, although Melville and Jerry don't seem right.

Anonymous No. 715749

>>715747
so when you say "you but a woman" what does that entail? is it enough for her to look exactly the same, masculine features and all, and just have a vagina or something? or does she have to at least be somewhat feminine?

Anonymous No. 715750

>>715748
really? seems good to me. well then, what's your take?

Anonymous No. 715751

>>715749
She has to be feminine, but she can be a 1:1 of what I would look like if I was born a woman, however, she'd probably look a lot like my dad so that's a hurdle I have to jump over.
Who the fuck cares, she'll probably say something dirty in a silly voice to make me laugh and get me in the mood.

Anonymous No. 715752

>>715750
Melville is a giganormie who wouldn't be into any degenerate stuff like that, and is self conscious about his image where he wouldn't want to be seen as gay (especially since he has eyes for his one true love, Mute).

Jerry would never be "pro" anything because of how much of a cynical bastard he is. Jerry's answer to that question would most likely be "that's fucking retarded, dude".

Anonymous No. 715753

>>715752
good point, even if they wanted to theyd never admit it or humor the idea
so who should replace them?

Anonymous No. 715754

>>715753
Hmm well if focusing on the first row, maybe Lord Blenny-sama could be
> I'd fuck my clone because who would know better how to fuck ME than ME?
Considering how prideful he is

I could see Lisa being pro clone fucking.

Anonymous No. 715758

I enjoy these little memes where we assign a characteristic to each character, even if it's something small like underwear types, I really feel like it lets us get a better understanding of them.

Anonymous No. 715759

every character's favorite alcoholic drink
either nor or when theyre older
GO!

Anonymous No. 715760

>>715744
BennettAnon here, I just saw that clone template today and chose that for myself. You guys know the character really well at this point (which means you also know me pretty well)

Anonymous No. 715761

>>715759
I am not enough of an alcoholic to know enough to contribute to this one

Anonymous No. 715763

>>715759
Uhh well I can at least give my insight into the drinking habits of some of my characters with my limited knowledge of different alchohols.

Hansel usually avoids drinking after traumatic encounters with drunks in the street as a kid.

Gretel likes really expensive fancy wines, usually that she steals (it tastes better that way).

Sydney drinks cheap beer because she's trashy.

Dunno about Rulf, but probably something kinda fancy to play into his superiority complex.

Sebastian is a whisky drinker.

Alcohol makes Fitzroy vomit.

Sean drinks shitty gamer fuels.

Unsure about Georgina.

Anonymous No. 715764

>>715763
god Sean is such a faggot I love him
boy you sure made a lot of characters i like!

speaking of the tard kids... I think Billie doesn't drink because she's a real lightweight, drinking makes her ears ring and more likely to have an epileptic episode or hit her head... but every once in a while she likes really simple drinks, maybe a black russian on her way from way, that she stirs with a filthy old pencil or something she has in her work jumpsuit

Anonymous No. 715766

>>715764
>from work*

Anonymous No. 715767

>>715759
Despite what he'll tell you,, Chaz is a lightweight and would get tipsy from just one glass. He inherited it from his dad. Unlike his dad, he'd keep drinking despite it, just makes it easier to make bad choices
>>715760
Hey, nice to see yah

Anonymous No. 715768

>>715759
as the resident alcoholic i probably gotta give this an imput
Crip doesn't drink of his own accord, but he will take any shitty beer you give him
Sid no longer drinks after marrying Posie
its kinda difficult for him to resist tho due to his... predisposition
Dizzy likes gay fruity cocktails but he usually just downs straight vodka
>>715760
hows it going friend

Anonymous No. 715771

>>715759
What's the most normie drinks that aren't super cheap you can get because that's what Melville likes.

I wonder if Asimov can consume alcohol as a fuel like Bender from Futurama.

I can't see Dorothy being much of a drinker due to her health concerns, but her cousin Delly is half Irish which should say enough.

Anonymous No. 715772

>>715771
probably some rum or brandy that's like mid tier and was recommended to him by a friend

Anonymous No. 715773

>>715771
Dorothy might like the occasional glass of wine, she's probably fond of cute little oldschool cocktail parties with tiny sandwiches

Delly drinks like a motherfucker and then [spoiler]beats her husband[/spoiler]

Anonymous No. 715774

>>715759
Squirrel boy ferments his own bizarre alcohol made of acorns.

Miner and Toades don't drink as alcohol is poisonous to Frog People, I think?

Maybe Alcohol would also have a different effect on the aliens as well, didn't someone mention that it's eating potatoes or something like that which makes Silvia and Rodney's species drunk?

Anonymous No. 715776

>>715774
>eating potatoes
Rodney and Silvia go to Delly's house for dinner
by the end of the night both parties are fucked up

Anonymous No. 715777

>>715774
>>715776
i think it'd be neat if it was sugar/starch or something
maybe their bodily bacteria ferments sugars into alcohol so they basically live off of a carnivorous diet most of the time

Anonymous No. 715780

The alien twins are fun. I'd like to see more content for them. What relationships do they have so far?
>Think that the Iris family are enemy alien spies, But the Iris family are none the wiser to their attempts at counter espionage.
>Rodney likes rayguns and has a sorta marksman's rivalry with Robert, especially with their opposite personalities.
>Trisha thinks they are normal, ironically, so she gets along with them.
>Silvia often uses Hansel for experiments because it's easy to just scoop him off the streets and no one really cares.

There is some fun stuff there to inspire stories and drawings. Any ideas? Might try drawing stuff for them this or next thread.

Anonymous No. 715787

>>715780
i'd love it if Silvia and Hansel had a cartoony sorta cat n mouse relationship, kinda like perry and doofenshmirtz from p&f where they just dont care anymore, yknow?
like at first it was all "oooo were gonna dissect you" "nooo thats scary!!!"
but now she just picks him up casually and hes like "alright listen dude im not havin this today" "ok ):"

Anonymous No. 715788

>>715787
>It gets the the point where Silvia just asks Hansel to pass her various tools as she operates on him
>"Pass me the Plamsothemric-Squelcherizer, human"
>"No, that's a spatula"
>"No, that's your large intestines"
>"That's the same spatula"

Anonymous No. 715790

>>715731
Mineral dresses like a sloot, of course she won
Bennett is a literal sloot and Max is a meme

Anonymous No. 715791

>>715759
Cringe Kid drinks whatever is most cringe, and like his dad is a sad drunk.
Asimov doesn't drink because the Alcohol would fuck up his internal systems.
Teeny Steeve drinks weird as drinks he claims have magical properties, he's a funny drunk!
Bobby Norman drinks artisan beers when he has the spare cash, and is actually really good at micro-brewing, he's a sad drunk.
Li Yang makes his onw Sake, and is an angry drunk with anyone that isn't his wife.
Li's Wife likes to drink any kind of wine, getting giggly when she's drunk.
Maria drinks liquor that she made using SCIENCE, and is a horny drunk.
The Asimoms are designed to be able to drink alcohol and simulate drunkness, Galatea like stiffer Drinks and is a lewd drunk, Alita drinks fruity "fun" drinks and is a giggly horny drunk.

Anonymous No. 715792

>>715774
>Miner and Toades don't drink as alcohol is poisonous to Frog People, I think?
According to Asimovanon Toades Brews a special alcohol that him and Miner can drink

Anonymous No. 715794

>>715792
so we just kinda accepted the fact that Miner is a frog man, eh? i thought it was a fun little 'oooo who knows, maybe hes a frog person? its a mystery!' kinda deal, but i guess were just confirming it now?
we did the same thing with Dizzy's evilness
were really bad at keeping vague secrets aren't we

Anonymous No. 715801

>>715794
Miner has always been a frog person, hence the weird disguise.

It’s actually Toades as the one whose status as a frog person was unclear/a mystery.

Anonymous No. 715803

>>715801
nah Miner was originally just "the weird bus driver who might be a frog person?? maybe?" kinda like a weird rumor

Anonymous No. 715811

>>715803
I mean it could just be that Toades assumes that Miner is a Frog Person thanks to his weird outfit, and that Miner just likes Toades weird Not-Beer.

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Anonymous No. 715821

Bought a drawing tablet, and thought I'd try some lineart for the first time. No more traditional drawings from me anymore, I hope you all like it!

Anonymous No. 715822

>>715821
ooooh! bennett anon! v nice stuff bro

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Anonymous No. 715823

>>715822
Thanks!

Anonymous No. 715828

>>715821
>>715823
Hey, could you draw Bennett interacting with Agatha's cousin shown here >>715263

Anonymous No. 715831

>>715590
the least normal one here is the melville one

Anonymous No. 715833

>>715831
Yeah, it should be Mute accidentally walking in on Neil naked instead

Anonymous No. 715834

>>715821
Welcome to wonderful world of digital art. What tablet are you using?
>>715823
>clients
Oh, so it's just prostitution then?

Anonymous No. 715844

>>715833
Neil doesn’t have the hypnotic magnum dong that Melville has

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Anonymous No. 715858

>>715780
>>715787
>>715788
The Abduction, part 1

it begins...

Anonymous No. 715859

>>715787
>"alright listen dude im not havin this today"
i read this in Gavin's mannerisms from cheevo hunter and i remember Hansel was meant to be a brit
we should have him speak more like one

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Anonymous No. 715871

Random thought I had and wanted to make into reality. Wanted to see what Mandy would look like if she took more after her mom/had more obvious african ancestry.

I wonder if Mandy's hair actually is curly/kinky and she just straightens it. Although I can't see her being the type to care about her hair that much.

Anonymous No. 715872

>>715871
I always found Mandy's colors a bit weird
black gingers exist but everything about her is just so..bright.. and those particular shades or brown/orange just look a bit off when together

Anonymous No. 715873

>>715872
Well Mandy originally was a white ginger girl because someone suggested one of the main characters be a ginger tomboy.

Then someone else suggested one of the main characters be a brown tomboy

So Mandy's creator just combined the two by making the original Mandy's skin brown. So in reality she looks like a white girl with a Fake tan, despite canonically being half black. Kinda funny honestly.

But yeah, my design is basically what I'd think she'd probably more realistically look like, going off how black gingers look in real life. Not to say we should change her design after all this time but it's just a fun thing to think about.

We could if we wanted to canonise the straightening hair thing, maybe her parents make her do it for whatever reason.

Anonymous No. 715874

>>715873
blacks, esp mixed, can have straight hair
hell i wouldnt even mind her having very bright ginger hair as opposed to a more muted "black person" ginger
my problem is really with the particular shades used, theyre just rough next to eachother
i think all it takes is a bit of fiddling in the fanart to make it look good, no need to change her whole design

Anonymous No. 715875

>>715872
>>715874
I actually agree over all on the colour thing, when designing alternative outfits for her I had a hard time doing it in a way that kept her colour scheme because oh how rough they look together. The only times I didn't have to go through a lot of different design drafts was when I completely ignored the colour scheme.

Anonymous No. 715915

>>715873
>someone suggested a brown tomboy
He probably watched too much Totally Spies. Probably the skin color he was originally thinking of. There's also Team Galaxy's Yoko which looks tanned.
There's actually a lot of nerdy and tomboy black skinned characters now that I think about it.
alpha teens on machines, storm hawks, Wakfu's Amelia, Tutenstein, Carmen Sandiego(the reboot), Cleopatra In Space, The Basketeers and a HUGE amount of anime characters that aren't meant to be south american, middle eastern, african, egyptian in origin , but are tanned as hell (B-Daman 2004, Bakugan Battle Brawlers, The Last Airbender, Pokemon) might be worth looking at those if you want some inspiration for color theory. Probably missing a shit ton of Egyptian characters.

Anonymous No. 715916

>>715915
i think its because
1. brown is a more earthy color thats associated with roughness or playfullness, as opposed to lighter ones that are more delicate
2. a tan used to imply outdoorsyness (before fake tanning got bit)

Anonymous No. 715918

>>715916
>roughness or playfullness
>outdoorsyness
sounds like Mandy

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Anonymous No. 715929

grug think what Rock Park like in before time

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Anonymous No. 715930

>>715929
Stone age AU lets go

Anonymous No. 715931

>>715930
>Lydia's tribe episode

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Anonymous No. 715953

>>715931
Baddest bitches of the Neolithic period

Anonymous No. 715962

>>715953
I want art of Cavewoman Lydia dragging Cavewoman Posie back to her cave by CW Posie's hair.

Anonymous No. 715964

>>715962
This, but it's Linus and Addison

Anonymous No. 715970

>both Mormon girls
>their relationships are the most healthy and normative
how did it happen?

Anonymous No. 715977

>>715970
Don't mormons get into heaven in this universe?
Must be a side effect of being God's chosen in the South Park Universe

Anonymous No. 715978

>>715970
>>715977
They DID both turn out to be cripplefuckers tho, but maybe that's just a sign that that's the right way to go...

Anonymous No. 715984

>>715953
>>715929
these are great! new AU?
now we need to do other kids

Anonymous No. 715985

>>715984
Brainstorm an idea for me

Anonymous No. 715988

>>715985
Lisa the troglodyte

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Anonymous No. 716012

So we are suddenly very close to archiving, should we add Li Yang's family to the lineup? I already plan to add them to the wiki, but since they are in Japan and don't visit regularly like Sydney does, they aren't really part of the consistent cast and are more like Candy Corn Lady in that they exist but only show up on special occasions. Of course we could ignore this and include them in the line up anyway if we wanted. Regardless they'll be on the wiki.

Also have we worked out an alternate name for Li Yang's wife? As Song is the same name as Hui Feng's kid and it'll probably be more confusing than funny.

Anonymous No. 716016

>>716012
Slag

Anonymous No. 716019

>>716012
you should add them

Anonymous No. 716022

>>716012
>Also have we worked out an alternate name for Li Yang's wife? As Song is the same name as Hui Feng's kid and it'll probably be more confusing than funny.
Honoka was suggested >>714903

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Anonymous No. 716023

>>715988
The Troll-gloddyte
she hordes most of Rock Park's stones, using them to carve out slanderous images of the other denizens
Her designated cave has it's walls full to the brim of raunchy and offense cave paintings
It's so full of her stench and fumes, that it's a breathing hazard for all but her

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Anonymous No. 716026

>>715962
What's she gonna do with her?

Anonymous No. 716027

>>716026
SNU SNU!

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Anonymous No. 716030

>>715964
Awful lot of this going on back then it seems.

Anonymous No. 716031

>>716023
Does she just huck the stones out of her cave with the offensive cave drawings hoping that people stumble across them? lol.

Anonymous No. 716032

>>716031
Yeah.
That, or she wraps it around the carrier bear(enslaved bear species) and delivers it to her targets

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Anonymous No. 716035

>>716033
>>716034
Do you think Chaz developed a crush on Mazie when watching The Corn Husketeer show?

Do you think the other kids in school would bully him if they found out?

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Anonymous No. 716036

>>716035
>Do you think Chaz developed a crush on Mazie when watching The Corn Husketeer show?
Yeah, that's why he's such an avid fan. He sends fan mail, buys the merchandise and ever. A real pay pig.
>Do you think the other kids in school would bully him if they found out?
Of course, Jerry would go hard as catharsis for all the mom jokes at his expense. Due to all the bullying, no one would be Chaz's side when Maizeby comes looking for his sister wife

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Anonymous No. 716039

Get your opinions off your chest /npg/
For me, I find the troublesome triad very entertaining

Anonymous No. 716040

>>716039
we need to write more about them, particularly nancy and robert interacting

Anonymous No. 716055

>>716040
Like them kissing

Anonymous No. 716056

>>716055
oh...