🧵 /npg/ Comfy North Park OC thread #13
Anonymous at Tue, 18 Oct 2022 23:24:39 UTC No. 719712
Welcome to the North Park OC thread, a place to draw, create and discuss original characters for North Park, a South Park spin off. Feel free to read through the wiki for more information on the characters so far. Otherwise, draw characters and have fun!
Spooky number 13 halloween edition.
Here is a list off most of if not all the drawn characters so far. If you want a quick way to start drawing them, use a random number generator (www.calculator.net/random-number-g
Wiki link:
https://north-park-creations.fandom
Previous thread:
https://archived.moe/i/thread/71606
Anonymous at Tue, 18 Oct 2022 23:36:11 UTC No. 719717
>>719712
Zachary vs Yashu.
who wins?
Anonymous at Wed, 19 Oct 2022 00:42:12 UTC No. 719730
>>719717
If Zachary is allowed his bat? Probably him because he has a weapon. But if it was just hand to hand, they'd probably be pretty evenly matched. Yashu probably has more experience actually brawling people his age and older as Zachary usually preys on kids in lower grades, but Zachary is more likely to resort to dirty tactics that could get him the advantage.
Narratively speaking, I'd say Zachary is stronger as he represents the boss of the 6th grade bullies. He is an obstacle for our main characters while Yashu is probably closer to being an ally depending on if they piss him off or not. And the antagonists tend to be more of a threat than the supporting cast otherwise there's no conflict.
So final answer is Yashu would be stronger and a better fighter but if he was just fighting him alone Zachary would win using underhanded tactics because he's a bastard.
Anonymous at Wed, 19 Oct 2022 01:55:37 UTC No. 719734
>>719712
i want to cum inside mazie
Anonymous at Wed, 19 Oct 2022 02:09:29 UTC No. 719737
>>719736
unf
Anonymous at Wed, 19 Oct 2022 02:45:00 UTC No. 719738
pedophiles get off my board
Anonymous at Wed, 19 Oct 2022 03:40:29 UTC No. 719741
>>719740
Dr Toades attempted to create the ultimate lifeform, and created the Gooupa instead.
Now he keeps it locked away in his lab, although it manages to escape fairly often being a shapeshifting ooze.
Anonymous at Wed, 19 Oct 2022 03:44:07 UTC No. 719742
>>719740
An accidental experiment created by the brilliant Dr. Hemingway Toades, the Goopa is a sentient slime mold with an unbridled curiosity for the outside world. She longs to explore and experience new feelings and thoughts wherever she can, the fact that Dr. Toades still keeps her around despite his cold nature just shows how much positivity she oozes.
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Anonymous at Wed, 19 Oct 2022 04:23:26 UTC No. 719744
holy shit, this is so autistic I'm actually at a loss for words
Anonymous at Wed, 19 Oct 2022 05:15:47 UTC No. 719750
>>719717
Here's how it goes down
>Zach is terrorizing Bennet for the fun of it
>Agatha comes to his aid and attempts to break it up
>Zach is riled up by her hot-headedness, so he gives her the backhand
>the slap is so loud and echoey that even Fitzroy pauses drawing in the snow
>Agatha and Bennet are floored and Zach goes for the bullseye
>someone taps his shoulder
>It's the baddest of bad boys, Yashu
>a fight breaks out and Yashu bodies Zach and humiliates
>Zach leaves embarrassed, but swearing revenge
>later, Agatha and Yashu are hanging out together
>Zach is stalking them like a creep, learning Yashu's weakness
>Zach Rube Goldbergs some some bullshit scheme that puts Yashu out of commission
>bullies Agatha even harder while gloating at his underhanded victory
>the entire rest of the day is Zach taking out his anger on the fujo and the faggot
>Agatha and Bennet plan on some sort of retaliation (maybe the other kids get in on this)
>they distract Zach in hopes of-
>oops, too late
>Zach catches on and beats them even more
>someone taps on his shoulder
>Zach breaks a sweat as a fully recovered Yashu stands behind him
>a beatdown so hard that Zach cries for mercy
>Zach scampers off, learning from this
>Yashu learns that he can't be too careful
>>719730
You put it better than I could
Anonymous at Wed, 19 Oct 2022 08:50:49 UTC No. 719755
>>719740
welcome to town anon enjoy your stay
Anonymous at Wed, 19 Oct 2022 08:52:14 UTC No. 719756
>>719743
Who the fuck is that?
Anonymous at Wed, 19 Oct 2022 09:08:35 UTC No. 719757
>>719756
Uisas Schröder
Anonymous at Wed, 19 Oct 2022 12:25:39 UTC No. 719768
>>719752
>>719766
>Man I really shouldn't stick my dick in that
Earth tentacle monster vs alien tentacle monster, who's lewder and who'd win in a fight?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0wd
Anonymous at Wed, 19 Oct 2022 12:25:46 UTC No. 719769
>>719766
OH HELL YEAH NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER
Anonymous at Wed, 19 Oct 2022 12:38:41 UTC No. 719771
>>719766
Sylvia as Toade's lab padawan, but constantly proving herself better at science than him.
or
Rodney about to reveal his skin in a crowd, but Silvia football tackles him
Anonymous at Wed, 19 Oct 2022 13:21:57 UTC No. 719772
>>719766
Her trying to catch Nightmare Guy and all of her attempts failing.
She ends up getting mad and yelling at him, only for him to hug her
Anonymous at Wed, 19 Oct 2022 13:57:17 UTC No. 719777
>>719766
Sylvanus getting her alien cheek pinched
Anonymous at Wed, 19 Oct 2022 22:41:33 UTC No. 719845
>>719777
face or butt?
Anonymous at Thu, 20 Oct 2022 11:06:52 UTC No. 719911
>>719906
so do u think these things have noses? seeing as this artstyle generally lacks them its hard to say
what about eyes? are they just black, or are they like empty sockets?
Anonymous at Thu, 20 Oct 2022 11:12:37 UTC No. 719912
>>719911
Considering Rodney is said to be able to taste through his head tentacles they probably have other ways of detecting scents, perhaps the tentacles themselves act like antennae.
As for the eyes, I am pretty sure they are just fully black. Like someone wearing black sclera contacts.
What I am wondering is if they are mammals or not. Do they have live births or lay eggs? Do they breastfeed their young?
Anonymous at Thu, 20 Oct 2022 12:37:27 UTC No. 719917
>>719766
Max revealing his true form in a flash of blinding light.
All the animals, aliens and monsters love it and all the humans hate it... or is it the other way around?
Anonymous at Thu, 20 Oct 2022 13:10:28 UTC No. 719922
>>719766
Silvia realizing she has a thing for human men
Anonymous at Thu, 20 Oct 2022 22:37:18 UTC No. 719966
Big boy energy coming through. These motherfuckers are big.
https://imgur.com/a/inWTvEV
Anonymous at Fri, 21 Oct 2022 04:08:30 UTC No. 720001
>>719945
Bobland's a good bloke
Anonymous at Fri, 21 Oct 2022 06:22:41 UTC No. 720009
Wanted to make a future Silvia/Sylvanus design as well. Do we prefer their species as mammals or non mammals? The difference is that the mammal version has boobs/nipples while the non mammal doesn't. And I guess the mammal one probably doesn't lay eggs unless it is like a platypus, which probably shouldn't matter unless someone wants me to draw her giving birth.
Anonymous at Fri, 21 Oct 2022 08:12:19 UTC No. 720017
>>720009
>future
i thought they were already adults
Anonymous at Fri, 21 Oct 2022 08:19:32 UTC No. 720018
>>720017
Nah I remember when they were introduced their creator said they were kids. I assume their species just sends their children to random planets as part of their training or something.
Anonymous at Fri, 21 Oct 2022 08:32:23 UTC No. 720019
>>720009
she's just an alien that has tits
Anonymous at Fri, 21 Oct 2022 08:50:20 UTC No. 720022
>>720018
i miss their creator they were fun back in /comfy/
Anonymous at Fri, 21 Oct 2022 14:17:33 UTC No. 720039
>>720036
Requesting Maria and Toades working together to one-up her.
Success or failure should entirely depend on which is funnier
Alternatively, Asimov showing off his smarts to Silvia and her actually being impressed, only to freak out because a earthling managed to impress her
Anonymous at Fri, 21 Oct 2022 20:13:52 UTC No. 720072
>>720039
Requesting Max happily doing something completely fucked up like Scorn's ending. Or perhaps something less lewd and more... gold terminator angel?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6Rq
Discordant !!mlkum25dCpk at Fri, 21 Oct 2022 23:19:26 UTC No. 720099
So /i/ played in the Autumn Qualifiers today against /trv/ and won 1-0 in a defensive slogfest. The North Park Gang made their debut and did really well as a defender bullying the forwards and shutting them out.
The next game is tomorrow at 12pm Central over at the 4cc cytube
Anonymous at Fri, 21 Oct 2022 23:21:04 UTC No. 720100
>>720099
Hell yeah, go T.T!
Discordant !!mlkum25dCpk at Fri, 21 Oct 2022 23:27:35 UTC No. 720101
>>720099
Also no idea where her neck is, kinda funny though
Anonymous at Sat, 22 Oct 2022 02:38:48 UTC No. 720136
>>720099
Post the link plox.
Discordant !!mlkum25dCpk at Sat, 22 Oct 2022 17:15:57 UTC No. 720222
T.T is playing RIGHT NOW
Anonymous at Sat, 22 Oct 2022 17:19:28 UTC No. 720223
>>720221
just what we needed, a confused man reading off the entire roster like hes seeing it for the first time
thank you friend
>>720222
i still cant figure out the link dude. just post it as an imgur image or put dots and slashes in (parentheses) or something
Discordant !!mlkum25dCpk at Sat, 22 Oct 2022 17:39:36 UTC No. 720225
>>720223
Sorry for the scuffed link I was working on stuff.
Anonymous at Sat, 22 Oct 2022 20:37:12 UTC No. 720247
>>720221
now do a smash or pass of all of them
Anonymous at Sat, 22 Oct 2022 20:38:14 UTC No. 720248
Someone needs to make a tier list thing for all the characters
Anonymous at Sat, 22 Oct 2022 20:38:56 UTC No. 720249
>>720248
i believe someone did
Anonymous at Sat, 22 Oct 2022 20:41:38 UTC No. 720250
>>720249
oh, can you post it?
Anonymous at Sat, 22 Oct 2022 20:46:18 UTC No. 720252
>>720250
https://tiermaker.com/create/north-
Anonymous at Sat, 22 Oct 2022 21:21:58 UTC No. 720266
>>720265
anon wtf does this mean
Anonymous at Sat, 22 Oct 2022 21:23:43 UTC No. 720267
>>720265
>gas
>Jeremy
OY VEY
Anonymous at Sat, 22 Oct 2022 22:09:19 UTC No. 720269
>>720252
Need to update this with the new characters
Anonymous at Sat, 22 Oct 2022 22:09:30 UTC No. 720270
>>720263
>Not wanting to fuck the Asimoms
>>720265
>Only wanting to fuck one of the Asimoms
weak
Also!
>Smashing Chariot, who is canonically allowed to never smash
FORBOTEN!
Anonymous at Sat, 22 Oct 2022 22:13:33 UTC No. 720272
>>720270
the asimoms are NOT HOT its all artificial the idea that any of you guys find them this attractive is some kinda meme i dont believe it
chariot is HOT and CUTE and i WOULD HER SO FUCKING MUCh bro
Anonymous at Sat, 22 Oct 2022 22:16:28 UTC No. 720273
>>720272
>the asimoms are NOT HOT its all artificial the idea that any of you guys find them this attractive is some kinda meme i dont believe it
LOOKIT THIS FAGGOT THAT DOESN'T WANNA FUCK THE ROBO-MILFS!
LOOKIT HIM AND LAUGH!
>chariot is HOT and CUTE and i WOULD HER SO FUCKING MUCh bro
CHARIOT IS NOT ALLOWED TO FUCK!
THIS IS A HUGE PART OF HER CHARACTER!
Anonymous at Sat, 22 Oct 2022 22:18:05 UTC No. 720274
>>720273
THE ASIMOMS ARE JUST GENERIC CONVENTIONALLY ATTRACTIVE BITCHES WITH NO PERSONALITY FUCK ROBOTS I HATE ROBOTS I HATE ROBOTS I HATE ROBOTS
CHARIOT IS CUTE AND ADORABLE AND SEXY AND I WANNA BE HER GIRLFRIEND-FREE BOY AND CURE HER PERMAVIRGINITY
Anonymous at Sat, 22 Oct 2022 22:21:06 UTC No. 720275
>>720274
STOP ACTING LIKE TT AND JUST LET THE ROBOTS LOVE YOU YOU FUCKING FAGGOT!
HER PERMAVIGINITY IS INCURABLE, IF THE GUY WORKING EVERY JOB IN NORTH PARK CAN'T PORK HER WHAT MAKES YOU THINK YOU CAN!?
Anonymous at Sat, 22 Oct 2022 22:21:58 UTC No. 720277
>>720275
IM BETTER THAN HIM WITH DA LADIES
Anonymous at Sat, 22 Oct 2022 22:23:16 UTC No. 720278
>>720275
>T.T wants to fuck Chariot
>accidentally slips and calls herself a "girlfriend-free boy"
kek even
Anonymous at Sat, 22 Oct 2022 22:24:23 UTC No. 720279
>>720277
HE HAS ACTUALLY FUCKED ONE, UNLIKE YOU!
Anonymous at Sat, 22 Oct 2022 22:31:53 UTC No. 720281
>>720279
BUT HE HASNT FUCKED CHARIOT WHICH IS WHAT MATTERS
Anonymous at Sat, 22 Oct 2022 22:51:24 UTC No. 720287
>>720285
add T.T to the list of people who wanna fuck Chariot
one of these days shes gonna snap and take up the offer
Anonymous at Sat, 22 Oct 2022 22:52:54 UTC No. 720288
why does everyone always draw wheelchairs with only two wheels
Anonymous at Sat, 22 Oct 2022 23:58:45 UTC No. 720303
>>720252
>>720269
https://drive.google.com/drive/fold
I updated the drive with the new character's portraits. The person who put together the original can update it now, or if someone else feels like it they can try making their own from scratch with all the characters instead. I can't make it myself as it requires a twitter account which I don't have.
Anonymous at Sun, 23 Oct 2022 00:13:52 UTC No. 720305
>>720221
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xMk
>mfw I just now realized Rulf's last name is a pun and I've been in these threads since #1
I am so slow.
Anonymous at Sun, 23 Oct 2022 00:40:02 UTC No. 720308
>>720221
>Chang
Also thanks for the reminder that I need to update some of the names like Missy Sheffield and Tim Burr for next thread. Interesting to hear how people pronounce certain names and how that differs from my own.
Anonymous at Sun, 23 Oct 2022 08:43:31 UTC No. 720337
>>720307
I understand the others but why Dorothy as Shredder?
Anonymous at Sun, 23 Oct 2022 08:45:13 UTC No. 720338
>>720265
>he would smash Mute
A...anon?!
Anonymous at Sun, 23 Oct 2022 08:47:59 UTC No. 720340
>>720337
Dorothy's favourite would probably be April because she can self insert as the red head
Shredder would be her secret fave because she'd have a crush on him. Maybe Splinter too if we was a bit younger.
Anonymous at Sun, 23 Oct 2022 12:22:54 UTC No. 720353
>>720352
He plays too much violent bideo james.
Anonymous at Sun, 23 Oct 2022 12:50:08 UTC No. 720354
>>720352
She interrupted his cheese eating time
Such transgressions cannot be allowed
Anonymous at Sun, 23 Oct 2022 13:00:31 UTC No. 720355
>>720338
I'd smash her with a hammer that's for sure!!
I don't quite understand it myself, but I guess it's the cold on the outside, sweet on the inside quirky autist aspect that I like about her. Like, I would enjoy just sitting near her and listening to her silently flipping pages of whatever book she's reading in the library
Anonymous at Sun, 23 Oct 2022 13:03:23 UTC No. 720356
>>720355
Excuse me, I'm actually undergoing straight treatment, I am trying to curb my gay habits.
Anonymous at Sun, 23 Oct 2022 13:12:50 UTC No. 720357
So the original got removed from the wiki for some reason, even though there are far raunchier images still up there. So I gotta censor it. Literally the only thing I see that could be "problematic" about it for the wiki was the chain around Maxim's neck that Natasha was holding, so I removed it and added in new contextual dialogue. Is this edit good enough?
Anonymous at Sun, 23 Oct 2022 13:22:32 UTC No. 720359
>>720358
No, fuck that man, I am STRAIGHT.
I have a Sailor Moon poster I look at every night to keep me away from the futa menace.
Anonymous at Sun, 23 Oct 2022 13:29:29 UTC No. 720360
i think we should start writing out the characters' futures in the wiki as well, maybe put up that big ol T.T "this shit didnt happen yet" statement we have, and elaborate on different potential futures
some futures seem pretty concrete whereas others are more variable
Anonymous at Sun, 23 Oct 2022 13:33:04 UTC No. 720361
>>720360
Do you think it should just be another heading, or do the future versions deserve like a whole separate tab?
Anonymous at Sun, 23 Oct 2022 13:34:13 UTC No. 720362
>>720361
i added what i mean to Posie's page, go check it out and tell me what you think.
Anonymous at Sun, 23 Oct 2022 13:36:42 UTC No. 720364
>>720362
Yeah that's fine. Feel free to add those for various characters you feel should have it.
Anonymous at Sun, 23 Oct 2022 13:38:37 UTC No. 720366
>>720363
It's an exercise, like a push up where you also have to squat and do a jump after each one.
Anonymous at Sun, 23 Oct 2022 13:41:07 UTC No. 720367
Anonymous at Sun, 23 Oct 2022 13:58:13 UTC No. 720372
>>720307
Here's a weird but interesting one, all the characters ranked by how many images they have in their wiki galleries.
in it a way it shows how popular/relevant characters are compared to each other, taking how recently they were introduced into consideration of course.
Anonymous at Sun, 23 Oct 2022 14:05:13 UTC No. 720375
>>720372
interesting how most of the top ranking characters are all first-row characters as expected
and yet theres Dorothy, a fairly recent one mogging many of them
Anonymous at Sun, 23 Oct 2022 14:10:43 UTC No. 720377
>>720375
Dorothy does seem to be a fan favourite, she was introduced at pretty much the same time Flynn was and he only has 8.
Chaz having the most makes sense considering he was the original North Park OC and functions kina like a mascot. Hansel being in second is interesting, I guess he really is the Butters equivalent of North Park.
Oldest character with the least amount of art seems to be Chuck. Matter of fact the amount of art he had literally doubled in the last thread., he only had 4 entries before that over all the previous threads.
Besides that, Nolan, Miner, Mineral's family all seem pretty low despite appearing fairly early on.
Anonymous at Sun, 23 Oct 2022 14:22:53 UTC No. 720378
>>720377
>Nolan
I blame Randy for this because back then, he sounded like a Randy parody. "Silly man takes on odd jobs and fucks up each one" If Randy wasn't such a buzzkill, people would've warmed up to Nolan
>Miner
I'm just going say it, his design is so hard to draw. I love it, but I don't want to draw it.
>Mineral's family
Rick is fat, bald and has a mean look to him. Jane looks noticeably old.
Devan is a baby.
Anonymous at Sun, 23 Oct 2022 14:32:10 UTC No. 720380
>>720378
Yeah I remember Nolan was compared to Randy when he was first introduced. People gave him some quirks with other characters like I think he liked to call Slappy "daddy" for some reason? But regardless none of it really seemed to stick. And then you had characters like Bobby Norman get introduced as another character to be working random jobs and Nolan's niche pretty much went down the shitter.
It was proposed that while Bobby and Norman both do lots of jobs, Bobby actually is properlly employed and does a good job while Nolan just walks into the workplace acting like he's supposed to be there and fucks it up. But it still didn't seem to be a strong enough difference or inspire much content. Maybe his place is just as the mostly background dad to the Iris family.
>>720372
Another thing I find amusing is the fact that both Savannah and Addison have more images than Lydia despite them being her underlings.
Anonymous at Sun, 23 Oct 2022 14:33:47 UTC No. 720382
>>720380
He called his current Boss 'Daddy' and apparently he'd have took clown jobs so Slappy was a long-term daddy.
Anonymous at Sun, 23 Oct 2022 14:36:18 UTC No. 720383
>>720379
Teddy and Yashu at least have the excuse of being recent (well Teddy was made a while ago but only was cemented as a canon character recently). Characters like Chuck didn't have much of an excuse but I guess we shied away from political plots so a mayor wasn't as relevant.
I will say, looking at the new content in this thread Silvia has shot up from 20 to 27 with more to come it seems thanks to the character specific drawing requests. Maybe we could do more of those for characters we'd like to see more art for?
Anonymous at Sun, 23 Oct 2022 14:47:20 UTC No. 720385
im in the process of designing Sydney's parents just cause i figured itd be fun
ive been thinking... we dont have any gay parents, and since aussies are canonically hermaphroditic, we can give her a pair and still have them be biological
whaddyall think? also what should they look like? im thinking more like proper filthy trailer trash, since her family is describes as poor bogans in the wikia
Anonymous at Sun, 23 Oct 2022 14:48:57 UTC No. 720386
>>720385
also should they be male or female? or both, if someone actually wants them to be a straight couple? and what should they look like exacfly
im open for all suggestions ere
Anonymous at Sun, 23 Oct 2022 14:53:48 UTC No. 720387
>>720385
>we dont have any gay parents
What about the Asimoms?
Anonymous at Sun, 23 Oct 2022 14:56:10 UTC No. 720388
>>720387
theyre not reeeeally parents are they?
Anonymous at Sun, 23 Oct 2022 14:57:43 UTC No. 720389
>>720385
>>720386
I’d recommend looking up bogans for references in designing them, Aussie “trash” has its own quirks to it. Also I find it interesting that Sydney’s family have been implied to be poor but they can afford to regularly send her over to America. Maybe we should decide if Sydney stays with her cousin for longer periods of time with less back and forth or not.
As for the gay thing bogans aren’t really known for being the most tolerable group to gay people, but that might not matter if our aussies are different to real ones, so feel free to design how you like.
Do you plan to just do the parents? Or Adelaide and Maggie too?
Anonymous at Sun, 23 Oct 2022 14:59:55 UTC No. 720390
>>720389
The wiki says Sid's family pays for the trips, and it suggests theyre pretty well off
I think theres an implication that Liz used to be rich, since shes "from the inner city" and wears a private school uniform as a kid
Anonymous at Sun, 23 Oct 2022 15:05:43 UTC No. 720392
>>720390
>Sid’s parents are the ones paying for his obnoxious cousin to stay with them and regularly torment him
Lol
>>720391
Design a political campaign poster to help Chuck get re-elected.
Anonymous at Sun, 23 Oct 2022 15:09:39 UTC No. 720393
>>720390
>and wears a private school uniform as a kid
Interesting you mentioned that, I can say that as someone who grew up in australia and went to public school we did in fact have to wear a uniform, not unlike the one Liz is seen wearing (although no one bothered wearing the tie unless they were a tryhard or on student council)
Not to say she couldn't be private school though, since they also wear uniforms naturally and probably would be stricter on the tie thing.
Anonymous at Sun, 23 Oct 2022 15:12:29 UTC No. 720394
>>720391
Something related to Chuck's secret (or not so secret) chubby fetish.
Anonymous at Sun, 23 Oct 2022 15:12:34 UTC No. 720395
>>720388
they are in Asimov's robotic heart
Anonymous at Sun, 23 Oct 2022 15:15:12 UTC No. 720396
>>720391
Honoka handing out rice balls to children and giving one to Chuck, patting him on the head when he starts yelling about it because she barely understands english
Anonymous at Sun, 23 Oct 2022 15:20:38 UTC No. 720397
>>720391
Chuck asking Maria for leg extensions.
Mac Tonight running for Mayor
Li Yang catching frogs in the river while Dr. Toades looks on in horror
Anonymous at Sun, 23 Oct 2022 15:22:22 UTC No. 720398
>>720391
Chuck trying to steal Nightmare Guy's Height
Anonymous at Sun, 23 Oct 2022 18:33:50 UTC No. 720414
Sid is cute and he's my boyfriend thanks
Anonymous at Sun, 23 Oct 2022 19:37:01 UTC No. 720424
>>720414
Syd stop being horny
Anonymous at Sun, 23 Oct 2022 21:18:25 UTC No. 720443
>>720428
Sid is actually so cute this kid is peak husbando I want to marry him and put a baby in him
Anonymous at Sun, 23 Oct 2022 21:20:25 UTC No. 720444
>>720372
>Max as of the making of this image has exactly 57 images like his number in the OP pic
Lel. What a coincidence.
Anonymous at Sun, 23 Oct 2022 21:23:04 UTC No. 720448
whats the race/nationality ranking of our characters?
Anonymous at Sun, 23 Oct 2022 22:07:22 UTC No. 720456
>>720455
>crippled on one half of his body
>sex god
I mean, he could give it his best shot I guess.
I don't see him topping any time soon.
Anonymous at Sun, 23 Oct 2022 22:19:48 UTC No. 720461
>>720456
dont underestimate him
we both know Sid is a fucking chad
Anonymous at Sun, 23 Oct 2022 22:21:24 UTC No. 720462
might draw pinups/lewds of any character
no porn
only horny
any suggestions?
Anonymous at Sun, 23 Oct 2022 22:22:21 UTC No. 720463
>>720462
Martin McGarden
Elmer Gency
or Sebastion "Jeeves" L'monte
Anonymous at Sun, 23 Oct 2022 22:25:55 UTC No. 720464
>>720455
Ouuugh man tits hot
Anonymous at Sun, 23 Oct 2022 22:34:29 UTC No. 720466
>>720465
looks about right, I approve
Anonymous at Sun, 23 Oct 2022 22:36:27 UTC No. 720467
>>720465
Addison is Jewish? I knew she was worst girl for a reason
Anonymous at Sun, 23 Oct 2022 22:38:06 UTC No. 720469
>>720468
whew, I'm at full bloom just looking at him!
Anonymous at Sun, 23 Oct 2022 22:38:19 UTC No. 720470
>>720465
>T.T
>Latino
I thought she was supposed to he ambigious
also why does everyone think Crip is a Person Of Brown, this isn't the first time I see it implied
Anonymous at Sun, 23 Oct 2022 22:45:59 UTC No. 720471
>>720470
T.T was described as Latino when she was made. Let me go back to the original /co/ thread if I can still find it and get the quote.
>It's 2021, so now the mentally ill spic female gets to be the main character
move over chuds
Matter of fact the "2021" typo is literally the only reason her gimmick became time travelling.
Also Crip's whole deal is shrouded in mystery so it felt appropriate to but him in the unknown category.
Anonymous at Sun, 23 Oct 2022 22:47:01 UTC No. 720472
>>720471
>move over chuds
was supposed to be greentexted as well
Anonymous at Sun, 23 Oct 2022 23:04:15 UTC No. 720475
>>720474
actually seeing as T.T is a meta character, her parents can only be 1st row characters, since the existance of other characters doesnt come into being until after she herself exists
its also implied in the wiki that her parents change every time the timeline fluctuates
Anonymous at Sun, 23 Oct 2022 23:05:43 UTC No. 720476
>>720468
>Fucks his wife once to produce a daughter
>Never fucks her again
>Refuses to elaborate
What's his deal?
Anonymous at Sun, 23 Oct 2022 23:09:07 UTC No. 720477
>>720476
>Never fucks her again
thats what you think
Anonymous at Sun, 23 Oct 2022 23:10:10 UTC No. 720478
>Wikia says Dizzy's mom is a filthy fed
I knew we couldnt trust that lil shit, no wonder he's like that!
Anonymous at Sun, 23 Oct 2022 23:11:22 UTC No. 720479
>>720478
Isn't Maria a fed too?
Anonymous at Sun, 23 Oct 2022 23:12:10 UTC No. 720481
>>720479
Yeah, but Dizzy is a prick
Anonymous at Sun, 23 Oct 2022 23:13:38 UTC No. 720483
>>720479
what do you mean? She's just Asimov's weird technosavy aunt.
Anonymous at Sun, 23 Oct 2022 23:13:48 UTC No. 720484
Anonymous at Sun, 23 Oct 2022 23:13:56 UTC No. 720485
>>720475
>>720480
Three of the four potential parent pairings for T.T were first row anyway, and they all involve mute lol.
>>720474
Anonymous at Sun, 23 Oct 2022 23:17:21 UTC No. 720486
>>720474
The thing this chart fails to consider is that Mute will be an older lady at some point, making the Chaz/Mute pairing more likely than you'd initially believe.
Maybe all the pairings are true at the same time and that's what's causing the problems.
Anonymous at Sun, 23 Oct 2022 23:31:55 UTC No. 720490
>>720486
The chart was only going by nailing it down to the four most likely, not only possible ones.
Anonymous at Sun, 23 Oct 2022 23:32:56 UTC No. 720491
>>720489
aw cute
love me some new addie content
Anonymous at Sun, 23 Oct 2022 23:37:03 UTC No. 720492
>>720489
>Linus cucked by the gamer
usually it's the other way around
Anonymous at Sun, 23 Oct 2022 23:41:10 UTC No. 720493
>>720492
you know considering their personalities I can't actually see Sean x Addison working out in the long run
Addison is needy and would require a lot of attention, Sean is too much of a focused gamer to provide that.
And not to mention Addison's hobbies include birdwatching, stamp collecting, tea drinking and writing all stuff that would bore Sean to death. Don't think it'd even work in an odd couple kinda way.
Anonymous at Sun, 23 Oct 2022 23:56:38 UTC No. 720497
>>720492
>>720493
My backstory for this drawing is that Addison had to take Sean out to the woods since his parents wanted him away from his screen.
Addison and Sean's parent's are familiars, so they let them have a playdate together even though they've never hung out before.
Addison tells Sean about her love of birds, and explains to him that she's been trying to practice bird calls after seeing it in a book at the school library. She says that she can't do it without scaring the birds away, and that she's never actually done it before. Sean tells Addison that birds don't understand people, so you can't ask on to fly to you. Addison gets frustrated and tells Sean that you have to make bird noises to do a bird call. Addison does the hand motions she saw in the illustrations and mimics blowing into her hand. Sean asks "W-what, like t-this?" and blows into his hand the way she showed him. But instead of scaring them away, a bird actually comes over and lands on his finger after he tries it.
I didn't want to make them a couple.
Anonymous at Mon, 24 Oct 2022 00:03:00 UTC No. 720499
>>720497
that's a cute story, I like it
thank you anon
Discordant !!mlkum25dCpk at Mon, 24 Oct 2022 02:17:59 UTC No. 720512
Good news /npg/! Due to the good defending of the North Park Gang the /i/ team has qualified for the Autumn Cup. I'll post when the games are in the Sportsball thread if that's still alive.
Anonymous at Mon, 24 Oct 2022 02:31:33 UTC No. 720517
>>720512
sweet, looking forward to it
Anonymous at Mon, 24 Oct 2022 08:28:36 UTC No. 720538
>>720512
woooo! way to go T.T!!
Anonymous at Mon, 24 Oct 2022 08:33:05 UTC No. 720539
im surprised there's no art of T.T playing football yet
Anonymous at Mon, 24 Oct 2022 09:39:02 UTC No. 720549
>>720539
Requesting T.T cheating by using her watch to undo the opposing team's goals
Anonymous at Mon, 24 Oct 2022 10:05:03 UTC No. 720552
>>720550
Too bad T.T because it just so happens that the fate of your future depends on you winning this game. If you lose you'll be such a disappointment that you'll get deleted from North Park canon forever.
No pressure though.
Anonymous at Mon, 24 Oct 2022 10:21:35 UTC No. 720555
>>720553
At least she's been doing well in the game, from what we've been told so far.
Anonymous at Mon, 24 Oct 2022 10:27:04 UTC No. 720556
>>720462
anyone else?
Anonymous at Mon, 24 Oct 2022 10:31:13 UTC No. 720557
Anonymous at Mon, 24 Oct 2022 11:29:23 UTC No. 720559
Anonymous at Mon, 24 Oct 2022 11:32:42 UTC No. 720560
>>720559
shit taste
Anonymous at Mon, 24 Oct 2022 11:34:43 UTC No. 720561
>>720560
suck a dick TT
just because you're mad Asimov won't plow you doesn't mean we can't like his hot moms
Anonymous at Mon, 24 Oct 2022 11:35:45 UTC No. 720562
>>720558
Woah momma! That's one sexy cyborg!
Best part is that considering her background this could 100% be a canon outfit for her.
Anonymous at Mon, 24 Oct 2022 11:41:50 UTC No. 720564
>>720563
>Sid has to deal with sharing a bed with Sydney every time she comes to visit, and she doesn't even bother bringing her own pajamas
how does he deal with it?
Anonymous at Mon, 24 Oct 2022 11:45:46 UTC No. 720565
>>720564
Accoesing to their house plan, yeah theres no room for her, unless she sleeps on the couch
But Sid's bed is a one person bed too so idk how they manage
They probably put her on the floor and then she ends up finding her way up there halfway thru the night, only managing not to push him off to the floor thanks to his gay little safety railing
Anonymous at Mon, 24 Oct 2022 11:48:11 UTC No. 720566
>>720565
Same way as Kyle and Kyle 2, they have to get all close and snuggly. Sydney was supposed to essentially be North Park's equivalent of Cousin Kyle after all.
Anonymous at Mon, 24 Oct 2022 12:00:01 UTC No. 720567
>>720566
>Same way as Kyle and Kyle 2
oh, so they also fuck?
Anonymous at Mon, 24 Oct 2022 12:02:53 UTC No. 720568
>>720567
Well some art certainly seems to imply that
Anonymous at Mon, 24 Oct 2022 12:09:27 UTC No. 720570
>>720566
>>720567
>cute girl comes from out of town and awakes incestual desires in the local wimpy moralistic kid
kino
Anonymous at Mon, 24 Oct 2022 13:15:20 UTC No. 720577
are we going to show some appreciation for Rodney next? Does he finally figure out how clothes work when he's older?
Anonymous at Mon, 24 Oct 2022 13:20:35 UTC No. 720578
>>720577
Maybe. speaking for myself I’m going through the girls at the moment because they are more fun to draw in this style but I’ll probably get to doing requests for the boys as well, and Rodney may or may not end up being one of them.
Anonymous at Mon, 24 Oct 2022 13:23:18 UTC No. 720579
>>720578
is ok bro youre not the only drawfriend here you dont gotta worry about providing
Anonymous at Mon, 24 Oct 2022 13:24:00 UTC No. 720580
>>720572
I want to kiss her on all of her spots. Do you think she gets self conscious about them?
Anonymous at Mon, 24 Oct 2022 13:29:43 UTC No. 720581
Hunger Games soon? Or maybe some other simulator?
[spoiler] Just dont let Addison run it again
Anonymous at Mon, 24 Oct 2022 13:36:24 UTC No. 720582
>>720462
Heather, she deserves to be lewded
Anonymous at Mon, 24 Oct 2022 13:46:29 UTC No. 720583
>>720582
youre right she does
Anonymous at Mon, 24 Oct 2022 14:23:55 UTC No. 720584
>>720561
fuck you the Asimoms suck! artificial shit tier waifus! only cute nerdy paraplegic virgin girls get this dick!
Anonymous at Mon, 24 Oct 2022 14:40:07 UTC No. 720589
>>720553
Post that in the Sports thread, seems like that's appropriate there too
Anonymous at Mon, 24 Oct 2022 14:40:57 UTC No. 720590
>>720589
good point i will
Anonymous at Mon, 24 Oct 2022 15:11:01 UTC No. 720597
>>720584
YOUR TASTE IS SO SHIT BILLIE IS TRYING TO ROLL AROUND IN IT!
Anonymous at Mon, 24 Oct 2022 15:15:01 UTC No. 720599
>>720597
BILLIE IS STILL HOTTER THAN UR SHITE WAIFUS
SHE GROWS UP TO BE A SEXY CHUBBY GOD TIER GF
Discordant !!mlkum25dCpk at Mon, 24 Oct 2022 16:52:03 UTC No. 720615
>>720550
>>720553
T.T was a great defensive player and if they get deleted from the timeline they're forever in the /i/ team legacy.
Anonymous at Mon, 24 Oct 2022 17:42:49 UTC No. 720621
>>720608
How many times do you think she and Lydia's mom messed around when they were younger?
Anonymous at Mon, 24 Oct 2022 18:25:25 UTC No. 720627
>>720615
dont worry, hes here forever
Anonymous at Mon, 24 Oct 2022 18:31:27 UTC No. 720628
>>720627
Stop calling TT a guy!
Anonymous at Mon, 24 Oct 2022 18:31:54 UTC No. 720629
>>720628
SHE SHOULD STOP LOOKING LIKE ONE!
Anonymous at Mon, 24 Oct 2022 18:34:39 UTC No. 720630
>>720629
YOU GUYS WON'T EVEN LET HER HAVE TITS!
HOW IS THAT HER FAULT!?
Anonymous at Mon, 24 Oct 2022 18:38:38 UTC No. 720632
>>720630
IT HAS NOTHING TO DO WITH TITS SHES FUCKING 9 I DONT EXPECT HER TO HAVE ANY DEVELOPED SECONDARY SEX CHARACTERISTICS
there are a lot of girls who are just as tomboyish and just as flat yet somehow u can still tell theyre girls
or at least believe it if someone informs you
but shes just so fucking frumpy its goddamn impossible
hell, she has tits in the future
small ones, sure, but im pretty sure Chariot is flatter
and she still just looks like a man
Anonymous at Mon, 24 Oct 2022 18:42:35 UTC No. 720633
>>720632
hard to get enough fat to grow big tits when youre constantly cold, starving and trying to stop the next temporal disaster
Anonymous at Mon, 24 Oct 2022 19:11:55 UTC No. 720636
>>720633
>muh fat
Shit genes, son.
Anonymous at Mon, 24 Oct 2022 19:12:59 UTC No. 720637
>>720636
fight me flatnigger, tits are still fat
if ur not eatin, they aint growing
Anonymous at Mon, 24 Oct 2022 19:58:32 UTC No. 720640
>>720637
your ass will get fat before your tits
Anonymous at Mon, 24 Oct 2022 20:19:45 UTC No. 720642
>>720641
oh hey its alien bro! good to see you
Anonymous at Mon, 24 Oct 2022 20:33:37 UTC No. 720643
>>720641
if its true then how come i want to make him sexually confused
Anonymous at Mon, 24 Oct 2022 20:44:30 UTC No. 720644
>>720643
Dizzy stop
Anonymous at Mon, 24 Oct 2022 22:58:43 UTC No. 720656
>>720644
>Dizzy has a crush on T.T but is nervous and tries bullying her because he thought she was a guy.
Cute, this kid deserves to be teased
>>720654
Lisa and Hansel shenanigans please!
Anonymous at Tue, 25 Oct 2022 00:27:49 UTC No. 720665
>>720394
>>720398
>"What's say you and me order a large combo order at Mickey D's, Nickado style."
>"Get lost gramps, I'm married."
>Chuck frantically flips through his rulebook
>"Not by law you're not. I can change that however if you'd like~" *wink*
>"Why is your torso waving at me?"
>"What can I say? My body is moving all on it's own when near your orbit~"
Anonymous at Tue, 25 Oct 2022 00:39:59 UTC No. 720668
>>720465
>Gay or European
I got that reference.
Anonymous at Tue, 25 Oct 2022 00:42:13 UTC No. 720670
>>720654
Pooping in a bucket.
Anonymous at Tue, 25 Oct 2022 00:50:38 UTC No. 720671
>>720654
Lisa jilling off to lewd pictures of Asimov
Anonymous at Tue, 25 Oct 2022 00:52:10 UTC No. 720672
>>720665
Man, being Nightmare Guy is suffering
Anonymous at Tue, 25 Oct 2022 01:30:53 UTC No. 720676
>>720675
The McGarden's are the more obvious Moral Orel parody, but I suppose the Donnellys fit the bill too
Anonymous at Tue, 25 Oct 2022 03:19:47 UTC No. 720691
>>720327
I was -this- close to turning Max into a girl originally. A girl named Max. Would have made things more interesting for Charles, Chaz, Jerry, Cripplefucker, the femanons and the straight male anons. Okay maybe just Jerry.
Anonymous at Tue, 25 Oct 2022 03:36:42 UTC No. 720694
>>720691
but Max is canonically a girl in South Park, just by a different name
Isn't that why you chose her as a vessel in the first place? Because she looked uncanny compared to the rest of the girls
Oekaki Post (Time: 4m, Replay: View)
Anonymous at Tue, 25 Oct 2022 04:00:02 UTC No. 720698
>>720696
which other characters should be rule 63'd?
Anonymous at Tue, 25 Oct 2022 05:16:29 UTC No. 720711
>>720710
>POV: You are Teeny Steeve after Melville has Sebastian throw you out his window as you hurtle down towards your next victim
Anonymous at Tue, 25 Oct 2022 05:55:37 UTC No. 720718
>>720716
Mineral listening to music through headphones and dancing when she thinks she's alone
Anonymous at Tue, 25 Oct 2022 06:15:42 UTC No. 720722
>>720716
Mineral sawing Nightmare Guy in half, only to freak out when both halves of him start oozing out of the now divided box
Anonymous at Tue, 25 Oct 2022 06:16:55 UTC No. 720723
>>720716
Mineral waking up to see Teeny Steve scuttling across her ceiling
Anonymous at Tue, 25 Oct 2022 06:17:56 UTC No. 720724
>>720716
Her Hippie Genes activating
Anonymous at Tue, 25 Oct 2022 06:22:50 UTC No. 720725
>>720678
Honoka is so cute
Hey >>720462
can you do something with Honoka?
Anonymous at Tue, 25 Oct 2022 10:18:09 UTC No. 720732
Anonymous at Tue, 25 Oct 2022 10:22:57 UTC No. 720734
>>720733
>everything in first 3 rows is either female, sexually metamorphic, or one (1) femboy
well we know anon is straight
Anonymous at Tue, 25 Oct 2022 10:31:32 UTC No. 720735
Anonymous at Tue, 25 Oct 2022 11:30:34 UTC No. 720736
So I am filling out some wiki pages at the moment and I am onto Maria. How would you describe her personality? So far I have her doting nature due to empty nest syndrome, as well as her promiscuous background when she was younger.
Anonymous at Tue, 25 Oct 2022 11:43:14 UTC No. 720738
>>720736
She's cold to adults and tends to come off as creepy for preferring the company of the young
Anonymous at Tue, 25 Oct 2022 11:44:21 UTC No. 720739
>>720736
Well, taking into account Asimov is a government drone sent to spy on kids...
she can be cold and calculating at times, even more so than the machines she surrounds herself with.
She's very observing and wants to keep track of everything around her by using her inventions. Despite her love for kids of all backgrounds, she likes messing with the Lunaris twins the most. Likes Chaz the least
Anonymous at Tue, 25 Oct 2022 11:51:52 UTC No. 720740
Reminder to all people who would Smash Honoka.
The Sex would more likely than not kill you
Anonymous at Tue, 25 Oct 2022 12:01:00 UTC No. 720741
>>720740
elaborate
Anonymous at Tue, 25 Oct 2022 12:03:56 UTC No. 720743
>>720741
The reason Honoka is so loyal to Li Yang is that every other guy she had sex with died.
it's only Li's insane ability to survive that kept her from fucking him to death.
Anonymous at Tue, 25 Oct 2022 12:04:57 UTC No. 720744
>>720742
>Imagining any version of Max with that level of power
scary thought
Anonymous at Tue, 25 Oct 2022 12:07:53 UTC No. 720745
>>720743
>every other guy she had sex with died.
is this to do with her weird fucked up fetishes or... is it just anomalous
Anonymous at Tue, 25 Oct 2022 12:07:57 UTC No. 720746
>>720742
>Female hansel
Would female Hansel be called something dumb like "Hansellette" or would she just be called "Gretel" and gender bent Gretel would be named Hansel? Like a switcharoo?
Anonymous at Tue, 25 Oct 2022 12:08:54 UTC No. 720748
>>720746
she would be called Hansel because i cant be bothered
Anonymous at Tue, 25 Oct 2022 12:17:39 UTC No. 720749
>>720745
She just has way too much sexual stamina she just keeps going and going, refusing to stop until she's satisfied
Anonymous at Tue, 25 Oct 2022 12:23:08 UTC No. 720751
>>720750
how can people hate them, they're adorable!
Anonymous at Tue, 25 Oct 2022 12:40:23 UTC No. 720753
>>720752
swag
Anonymous at Tue, 25 Oct 2022 12:42:03 UTC No. 720754
i want to make Chariot my bride and insist on breeding her everyday even tho we both know its not possible
Anonymous at Tue, 25 Oct 2022 12:53:54 UTC No. 720755
You know one thing that might be interesting to discuss, out of all the different people/families in North Park, who do you think would be the best one to adopt Hansel? Not necessarily back when he was still a baby, I am talking finding current Hansel on the street and inviting him to stay as a permanent household member, with all his homeless quirks? Which family would be most likely to offer that kind of charity to him? Which would be the funniest option?
I realised that Hansel doesn't really have a positive relationship with any adult character in town, he's pretty much only friends with other kids. Being a homeless criminal most law abiding citizens and law enforcement like Elmer dislike him, and Ramon finds him to be a nuisance and only really tolerates him as a frenemy because Hansel is a child.
Alternatively, how long would each family/adult last taking care of him before they inevitably kick him to the curb again after he lets rats into their kitchen for the 20th time?
Anonymous at Tue, 25 Oct 2022 13:03:21 UTC No. 720756
>>720755
i thought Hansel couldnt HAVE a home
its supernaturally impossible
but in terms of just
his character
probably someone rough who knows how to get by with nothing, like maybe Savanna's family
Anonymous at Tue, 25 Oct 2022 13:07:29 UTC No. 720757
>>720756
That's why it's a hypothetical scenario, no one's ever gonna adopt the kid and if anyone tries it isn't gonna last long. But it's fun to think about.
Savannah is the one member of Lydia's gang who sorta gets along with Hansel, I could see her getting clingy with him as she's already pretty clingy with her older brother out of town. Worst part would be that Savannah's mother would cry
'Cause if there's one thing that she don't need
It's another hungry mouth to feed
In the ghetto
(In the ghettoooooo)
Anonymous at Tue, 25 Oct 2022 13:10:24 UTC No. 720758
>>720757
true, altough Hansel is probably easy to please
Maybe Mandy's family? Theyre nice and always happy to feed another kid, but they might not put up with his stank or the constant plague of rats. Sid's family isn't one to care for manners, and the least likely to notice a bum on their couch, but they're not exactly good parents. Maybe Rulf? At least on account of the German familiarity.
Anonymous at Tue, 25 Oct 2022 13:13:48 UTC No. 720759
>>720758
Sid's family already has a bum on their couch and she's pretty territorial and fucking their son.
Anonymous at Tue, 25 Oct 2022 13:18:29 UTC No. 720760
>>720758
Hansel despite having a German name is very Bri'ish, but I'd imagine he'd love having Rulf's friendly mother dote on him.
Hansel would love living in the Sheffield household simply because of the food. Mandy being the only member of the main three who treats him kinda nicely would help too. Sid's family would be interesting as Hansel isn't too far off being Australian considering he's the kind of person who would be been sent to the prison colony way back when. They probably wouldn't treat him very nice though and Sid would probably freak out and think he's getting replaced or something.
Cindy's family could work simply because they are used to raising a child on the feral side, but Bobland would probably have to get a job to support two kids which might be hard as a grizzly bear. The McGardens would be morally obliged to help but Heather's patience would be tested with how unconventional Hansel is and Posie have to adjust to living with a weird little homeless spaz.
Anonymous at Tue, 25 Oct 2022 13:33:51 UTC No. 720761
>>720760
what about Drew? We tend to consider her a pretty normal kid, but remember her family is as unconventional as it gets
Anonymous at Tue, 25 Oct 2022 13:40:27 UTC No. 720762
>>720761
Well Hansel would probably able to stomach clown cuisine considering he's eaten worse. Slappy would have a hard time providing for him since he's already struggling to provide for drew so would probably just put him in the basement with newspaper and dog food bowl and forget about him while be befriends Nightmare guy.
I have no idea how Drew would get along with him though, the two have never really interacted before. Would she like him? Find him annoying?
Anonymous at Tue, 25 Oct 2022 13:52:25 UTC No. 720763
>>720762
i think hobos are the oppsite of clowns
Anonymous at Tue, 25 Oct 2022 13:54:33 UTC No. 720764
>>720763
Is there some kind of elemental chart that covers the different aspects of stuff like Clowns vs Mimes vs Hobos etc. and how they contrast to each other?
We've already established how being a clown and being homeless seems to have some supernatural elements to it, maybe there's something going on there.
Anonymous at Tue, 25 Oct 2022 14:01:15 UTC No. 720765
>>720755
Maria would probably be happy to adopt Hansel, because of her severe empty nest syndrome.
Anonymous at Tue, 25 Oct 2022 14:04:55 UTC No. 720766
>>720764
i always figured clowns are a race
but Hansels homelessness is more of a unique curse or affliction, like the situation with Delly's arm
Anonymous at Tue, 25 Oct 2022 14:05:34 UTC No. 720767
>>720765
>Maria adopts him as a son so Hansel is now Asimov’s cousin.
>She then trains him in her government spy techniques which is the lead up to Hansel’s future as an international criminal/spy
Kino
Anonymous at Tue, 25 Oct 2022 14:09:55 UTC No. 720768
>>720766
Homelessness was invented by an ancient sect of knights sworn to fight the frog people, they created homelessness so they could travel the land in disguise as beggars and hobos so they could watch over humanity from all over for when the frog people try to take over the surface again.
It is said that the homeless are the only ones who can resist the mind control abilities of the frog people, and foil their plans for world domination.
At least that’s what the frog people told Hansel that one time, before he defeated them.
Anonymous at Tue, 25 Oct 2022 14:13:34 UTC No. 720769
>>720768
That doesn't explain how Dr. Toades and Miner can causally cavort on the surface.
Maybe it's because they defected from frog peoplekind?
Anonymous at Tue, 25 Oct 2022 14:14:44 UTC No. 720770
>>720694
Yeah she looked awkwardly male to me that's why I chose her design specifically , I wrote in her original filename "This does not register as a girl to me". She looks so awkward when put next to other girls. She has that "well-behaved" richkid douchebag hair with those kinda Inspector Gadget & Kenny spikes you never see on a girl. Plus she was unnamed yet was voiced and kept appearing. She fit like a glove.
https://southpark.fandom.com/wiki/L
>>720742
Blossom and any popular smart leader archetype was always my favourite, oh trust me I know her flaws, but I'd always pick the "dull" smart one over the dumb funny one, perhaps a combo of the two. It's sad how the comedic relief character is always written as unfunny and stupid. Also Leonardo is still a bad leader.
>>720755
Anyone who has status quo on his side can handle him... at a basic level. Now the preference level not so much. Tom Bombadil could take in Hansel.
Anonymous at Tue, 25 Oct 2022 14:16:51 UTC No. 720771
>>720769
Yeah that’s what it says in their wiki, Toades left to pursue human science instead of frog mysticism and Miner just wanted to dig up gems and drive a bus around.
Anonymous at Tue, 25 Oct 2022 14:20:29 UTC No. 720772
Mr Hankey kicking Hansel out of his sewer would be funny. "I might be a pile of shit living in the toilet, but this is still a household with standards, son. No rats in the kitchen made out of feces. This is a rattata-free zone, I only accept nidorans and nidorinas on your Pokemon Go account".
Anonymous at Tue, 25 Oct 2022 14:23:03 UTC No. 720773
>>720755
>Hansel is taken in by the Stankys who now have a child they actually know exists which pisses off Lisa immensely, especially with the added insult to injury of it being Hansel of all people
>Hansel somehow gets adopted into the Melville household and now Melville gets pissed having to share everything he owns with him. Sebastian likes having someone around who is significantly nicer to him
>Dorothy’s family takes him in and Hansel has access to all the baked goods he wants while Dorothy tries not to freak out and have a heart attack over the thought of living with her crush who she’s also scared of
Anonymous at Tue, 25 Oct 2022 14:43:15 UTC No. 720775
I just realized, Ashley would probably want Maria to be her "mom" since she sees that Maria wants a kid as much as she wants a family, plus that would make her actually related to Asimov, who's probably one of her favorite "big brothers"
Anonymous at Tue, 25 Oct 2022 15:45:01 UTC No. 720778
Someone draw Max squealing like a school girl over Halloween, even licking Rayne saying she tastes like Halloween.
>>720724
Her hippy genes are the secret to powering the paper fortune teller, but it needs to be a specific crafted one. In another order of ideas Max catches the hippy cooties and turns into a goth hippy which plays jazz and disco, eventually the whole town turns into a 80s disco night life town with a Halloween theme.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pZr
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SFz
Anonymous at Tue, 25 Oct 2022 18:05:49 UTC No. 720785
>>720737
New ship acquired.
Anonymous at Tue, 25 Oct 2022 18:19:26 UTC No. 720786
>>720397
>"Listen here Moon Man, I won't lose my current record for most reelections to some cheap fast food mascot!"
>"When the clock strikes, Half Past Six, Babe!"
"Are you listening to me?! I won't be upstaged!"
>"It's a *bzzt* time, for the g-g-g-great taste, dinner, at Mc-Mc-Mc-Mc-Mc-McDonald's!"
>"Dammit, I'm not going to buy a McDonalds!"
>"IT'S MAC TONIGHT!!!!!"
>"RAAAGGHHHGJH!"
>"C'mon vote for Mac Tonight!!"
Anonymous at Tue, 25 Oct 2022 18:45:49 UTC No. 720788
>>720786
>Max climbs up Mayor Chuck's window at 4AM and whispers in his ear for an hour: Halloween in July, Halloween in July, you know you want to.
Anonymous at Tue, 25 Oct 2022 19:39:15 UTC No. 720791
>>720789
TT is for Asimov
Anonymous at Tue, 25 Oct 2022 19:40:17 UTC No. 720792
>>720791
T.T is for cute, sexually confused boys! Not filthy robots!
Anonymous at Tue, 25 Oct 2022 19:44:07 UTC No. 720793
>>720792
So many robot haters in these threads
Anonymous at Tue, 25 Oct 2022 20:27:27 UTC No. 720799
>>720789
dizzy is so cute i want to kiss his big squishy cheeks
Anonymous at Tue, 25 Oct 2022 21:07:00 UTC No. 720800
>>720799
that's so weeeeeeird
Anonymous at Tue, 25 Oct 2022 21:16:10 UTC No. 720801
>>720800
shut up! shut up! its not weird!!!
Anonymous at Tue, 25 Oct 2022 22:05:39 UTC No. 720811
>>720793
they're all weirdos with no appreciation for a well made robot
Anonymous at Tue, 25 Oct 2022 22:32:35 UTC No. 720814
>after hours of begging, Maria built finally built me the legs I demanded
>I'm bigger and better than even
>moreso than that racist moon man
>walking into crowd as the highest motherfucker in the room
>everyone stares in awe of my sheer size
>no way I'll lose the popular vote
>oh
>a little girl fell over on the floor
>helping her up will make me look good Infront of my peers
>let me just...
>make my way...
>over there to her...
>goddammit Maria, you couldn't make these automatic
>almost there
>"here, let me h-"
>*CRUNCH*
Anonymous at Tue, 25 Oct 2022 23:48:39 UTC No. 720818
>>720814
>Maria knew this was going to happen
>She warned that dumb fucking midget
>Now she's going to have to live in a town ran by a discontinued animatronic that Asimov rebuilt into his dad
Anonymous at Wed, 26 Oct 2022 01:03:02 UTC No. 720825
>>720820
Now draw Chuck after losing the election by a landslide and watching as the ground is broken for North Park's first McDonalds
Anonymous at Wed, 26 Oct 2022 04:54:18 UTC No. 720840
>>720820
get a load of that frog
Anonymous at Wed, 26 Oct 2022 09:16:58 UTC No. 720846
>we've bit bump limit
you know what that means
Anonymous at Wed, 26 Oct 2022 09:45:51 UTC No. 720848
>>720846
what horrible shit will this thread birth
Anonymous at Wed, 26 Oct 2022 12:57:56 UTC No. 720861
Nightmare Guy vs Zachary.
Anonymous at Wed, 26 Oct 2022 12:59:19 UTC No. 720862
>>719847
How many girls have dreams about being more than friends with Asimov?
Anonymous at Wed, 26 Oct 2022 13:16:10 UTC No. 720866
>>720861
Zachary is one character I feel his hugs wouldn't have an affect on.
But Zachary wouldn't be able to physically hurt Nightmare guy, so after realising that he'd probably get some of his 6th grade goons to help him trap Nightmare guy somewhere cramped and out of sight, like an old well or something.
>>720865
Sounds like something she'd end up doing
Anonymous at Wed, 26 Oct 2022 13:48:53 UTC No. 720867
North Park: Sex edition
Anonymous at Wed, 26 Oct 2022 14:08:06 UTC No. 720871
>>720864
people who don't like them have the HUGE gay
Anonymous at Wed, 26 Oct 2022 16:21:47 UTC No. 720880
>>720878
>WEIRD SEX
>Sean
what did he mean by this
Anonymous at Wed, 26 Oct 2022 16:27:03 UTC No. 720881
>>720880
he tries to speedrun sex
Anonymous at Wed, 26 Oct 2022 16:27:59 UTC No. 720882
>>720881
now what did he mean by THIS
Anonymous at Wed, 26 Oct 2022 16:30:54 UTC No. 720884
>>720878
>All Australians stuck in weird sex
as it should be
Anonymous at Wed, 26 Oct 2022 16:35:54 UTC No. 720886
>>720884
nah Sid is married to a mormon how weird can he possibly he
hes probably a faggy vanilla handholding motherfucker
Anonymous at Wed, 26 Oct 2022 16:36:33 UTC No. 720887
>>720886
he's also a weird fucking hermaphrodite
Anonymous at Wed, 26 Oct 2022 16:39:30 UTC No. 720888
>>720887
that doesnt matter hes a pussy whos probably scared of kissing a girl i doubt hes gonna do anything with it
Anonymous at Wed, 26 Oct 2022 18:56:35 UTC No. 720897
>>720888
Posie did a complete 180 and developed xenophilia and keeps trying to get her husband to do weird shit with her but he's such a pathetic loser he only wants to have consensual missionary sex for the purpose or procreation
Anonymous at Wed, 26 Oct 2022 22:02:44 UTC No. 720909
Draw Cringe Kid
Anonymous at Wed, 26 Oct 2022 22:20:19 UTC No. 720911
>>720678
>Jelly Donuts
You bitch, I love you.
Anonymous at Wed, 26 Oct 2022 22:38:32 UTC No. 720913
>>720678
Honoka must give the best Headpats
Anonymous at Thu, 27 Oct 2022 00:04:58 UTC No. 720917
>Asimov sees Cringe Kid wearing his mask, meaning that he's trying to cover up the fact that he was crying
>Asimov approaches Cringe Kid and asks him what's wrong.
>Cringe kid reveals a destroyed Toy Chica toy, telling Asimov that Zachary broke it after beating him up, and reveals that his dad got it for him for his birthday.
>Asimov offers to fix the toy, which makes Cringe Kid's day.
>The next day Asimov comes to school with something huge covered in a tarp.
>Finds Cringe Kid and reveals that he made CK a life sized Toy Chica.
>Cringe Kid loves it, but asks Asimov how he's going to get it home.
>Asimov reveals that it's a fully functional Animatronic.
Surely this can only end well
Anonymous at Thu, 27 Oct 2022 00:10:35 UTC No. 720918
>>720917
Cringe Kid is gonna fuck the chicken robot, isn't he?
Anonymous at Thu, 27 Oct 2022 00:19:58 UTC No. 720919
>>720918
He's gonna join the ranks of the robot fuckers.
How many different fuckers do we have so far? We have the cripplefuckers, the robotfuckers, the motherfuckers, anything else?
Anonymous at Thu, 27 Oct 2022 00:21:50 UTC No. 720920
>>720919
We need Cornfuckers.
I volunteer, Ghandi.
Anonymous at Thu, 27 Oct 2022 00:24:59 UTC No. 720921
>>720919
someone use the Tier list to make a list of who is what kind of fucker
Anonymous at Thu, 27 Oct 2022 00:48:49 UTC No. 720923
>>720921
Gotta make a list of all the fuckers first
>Cripplefuckers
>Robofuckers
>Motherfuckers
>Dadfuckers
>Cousinfuckers
>Cornfuckers
>Monsterfuckers
>Xenofuckers
any more?
Might be better to make a proper chart thing since some characters fit in multiple lables.
Anonymous at Thu, 27 Oct 2022 00:50:46 UTC No. 720924
>>720923
Clownfuckers?
Vanillafuckers for more normal people?
Anonymous at Thu, 27 Oct 2022 06:57:14 UTC No. 720947
yup this is post-bump-limit behavior
Anonymous at Thu, 27 Oct 2022 07:54:03 UTC No. 720950
>>720923
what exactly qualifies into each category
like is Drew a cripple lover because shes dating someone who just so happens to be disabled, or does she have to have a fetish FOR her disability?
Anonymous at Thu, 27 Oct 2022 07:55:18 UTC No. 720951
>>720950
Is someone like Silivia or Sid a xenophile because theyre attracted to filthy humans?
Anonymous at Thu, 27 Oct 2022 08:04:39 UTC No. 720952
>>720950
Cripplefucker can just mean they want to fuck a cripple. There is only one character who canonically has a specific fetish for it so making it a bit more broad is more fun.
So Drew you could argue is both a cripple fucker and a robo fucker. Chaz is a mother fucker and a corn/monster fucker. Maybe also a xenofucker because of River.
>>720951
I'd say australians count as humans, just a really weird offshoot of humans so not xeno. Closest would be monsterfucker. xeno is for extra-terrestrials specifically. If Silvia actually becoming a humanfucker is a canon thing then She'd get a humanfucker category alongside River. I reckon.
Anonymous at Thu, 27 Oct 2022 08:10:00 UTC No. 720953
>>720952
No Aussies can't be close enough to humans because we call Posie a xenophile.
If it goes one way, it has to go the other way too.
Anonymous at Thu, 27 Oct 2022 08:11:56 UTC No. 720956
>>720953
Then I guess she'd count as a monsterfucker then, by my earlier definition of xeno=extra terrestrial.
Maybe it would be good to put everyone in specific categories for what they are. Human, Monster, Xeno/alien, Robot, Cripple etc. That one could probably be made with a tier list pretty easily.
Anonymous at Thu, 27 Oct 2022 08:21:38 UTC No. 720958
https://imgur.com/a/oEKV2lj
>Halloween episode 1/13.
>Mineral activates her hippy powers and tells Max's future wife by the use of said device. Says it's Penny. T.T calls bollocks. Max doesn't take any chances and kills Penny. This results in a green mist reviving Penny as a zombie. Soon the whole town turns into ginger zombies speaking Gaelic, drinking like pigs and swearing like sailors. Oh and they're holding druidic rituals and sacrificing the only jew and christian priest in town to Crom Cruach. Ruber was there too. The aliens aren't affected by the ginger virus but annoyed by how even more savage and traditional than usual North Park is now so they evolve them; no more freckles, from orange their hair turns to pure red. They ironically turn into the most intelligent and benevolent species of humans on the planet, even Penny is a hot fox now with smart things to say. Things don't last long as Rodney accidentally reverts the whole thing to status quo. Fat Penny throws Max an air kiss, the scene plays romantically with music n everything as Max throws an air kiss too. The heart gets close to Penny then grows a mouth and starts vomiting all over her. Epilogue shows T.T and Max travelling in the future where Max is married to a girl named Penny that looks and behaves like Inspector Gadget's Penny.
Anonymous at Thu, 27 Oct 2022 13:25:37 UTC No. 720974
>>720973
cute!
Anonymous at Thu, 27 Oct 2022 15:30:14 UTC No. 720978
write a tabletop rpg episode
DO IT NOW
Anonymous at Thu, 27 Oct 2022 15:56:48 UTC No. 720980
>>720978
how? What's that, D&D?
Anonymous at Thu, 27 Oct 2022 15:57:56 UTC No. 720981
>>720973
Lisa is extra pale and sickly today. Must be the AC due to winter weather
Anonymous at Thu, 27 Oct 2022 16:12:57 UTC No. 720982
>>720973
I want someone to give Lisa a makeover.
Anonymous at Thu, 27 Oct 2022 16:30:58 UTC No. 720985
>>720980
Yeah, and other games of that nature.
Anonymous at Thu, 27 Oct 2022 21:11:35 UTC No. 720992
>>720982
Lisa is a piece a shit I wanna bully her in a friendly kinda way
Kick her ass gently
Anonymous at Thu, 27 Oct 2022 21:25:28 UTC No. 720996
>>720992
she doesn't deserve a gentle beating. She should be humiliated in front of the crowd.
Anonymous at Thu, 27 Oct 2022 21:36:34 UTC No. 720998
>>720878
now by weird sex, how weird are we talking here?
Anonymous at Thu, 27 Oct 2022 21:54:39 UTC No. 721003
>>720998
the chances of you getting stuffed are high
Anonymous at Thu, 27 Oct 2022 22:31:18 UTC No. 721006
>>720878
>weird sex
>Nolan, Mute, Dizzy, Squirrel Boy
fucking explain yourself
Anonymous at Thu, 27 Oct 2022 22:37:03 UTC No. 721007
>>721006
>Nolan
He fucked a ufo, sex with him can only be weird, and he will call you daddy regardless of your sex.
>Mute
pure silence as you try and fuck her, just staring at you the entire time.
>Dizzy
???
>Squirrel Boy
Furries have weird sex
Anonymous at Thu, 27 Oct 2022 23:02:05 UTC No. 721009
>>720978
>>720980
>>720985
As in an episode of the characters playing ttrpgs, an episode of them being pulled into the fantasy world of an rpg, or somewhere in between like as they play the game we see what they are roleplaying get animated with them all looking like their characters?
Anonymous at Fri, 28 Oct 2022 01:03:46 UTC No. 721012
>>721009
I'm not a fucking nerd, so you'll have to fill me in
Anonymous at Fri, 28 Oct 2022 01:14:24 UTC No. 721013
>>721012
I mean I play DnD and the occasional other ttrpg so I am pretty savvy on the genre and could fill in some of the gamier aspects of such an episode. We just need to come up with a general plot idea that would be funny.
Anonymous at Fri, 28 Oct 2022 01:35:03 UTC No. 721014
>>721013
i mean, there was that Melville in wonderland idea floating around. we could incorporate that into a tabletop dnd spoof
Anonymous at Fri, 28 Oct 2022 07:47:44 UTC No. 721027
>>721009
i always found the D&D episode of South Park stupid
it tries to be a "grrl pwer!!" episode that gives the boys shit for "not playing the game right", which i suppose makes sense seeing as we know Trey is both a massive board game nerd, and a bottom... but it completely misses the fact that sometimes, people just like to play "wrong"
if you and your mates suck at a game but still have fun pissing around, theres no need to introduce an expert, into a small tightly knit group, and expect the friends who were just having a good time to git gud and accept a completely different style of play
Anonymous at Fri, 28 Oct 2022 08:05:38 UTC No. 721029
>>721027
Our one probably wouldn't be a boy vs girl episode anyway and would probably be using the ttrpg just to tell an ideally funny story.
Anonymous at Fri, 28 Oct 2022 10:46:39 UTC No. 721038
Lisa's fans are more disgusting than she is
Anonymous at Fri, 28 Oct 2022 11:13:59 UTC No. 721040
>>721038
its only fitting
Anonymous at Fri, 28 Oct 2022 11:15:09 UTC No. 721041
>>721038
>>721040
Sometimes I wonder if theres similarities between a character and their fans
Everyone post ur fave and then tell us how similar they are to you
Anonymous at Fri, 28 Oct 2022 11:38:38 UTC No. 721042
>>721041
>Hansel
Sort of similar in looks as he is based on me as a kid, but not as much personality or economic status
>Addison
Not really much at all, I just think she's funny and I'd like to be her friend
>Mineral
Mostly like her character design
There are plenty of other characters I really like though but it'd be a bit much to list them all out. Personality wise I can't really think of anyone that fits me, maybe Sid is the closest.
Anonymous at Fri, 28 Oct 2022 11:42:37 UTC No. 721043
>>721042
>maybe Sid is the closest
oh? i never intended for Sid to match my personality, but lookin back at him he seemed to manage to do the job, even when it comes to traits i didnt intend for him
then again
we shouldnt be surprised that people on 4chan can relate to an introverted schizoid neet, huh?
>>721041
my fave is probably still Dull and hes largely nothing like me unless you count the weirdness
and being a pill kid
Anonymous at Fri, 28 Oct 2022 11:44:05 UTC No. 721044
Here's an interesting one, rate the characters *you* created from least to most favorite
Anonymous at Fri, 28 Oct 2022 11:57:11 UTC No. 721045
>>721036
She's cute, I love her bushy--I can't say it here, thanks for the delivery!
Anonymous at Fri, 28 Oct 2022 12:01:36 UTC No. 721046
>>721044
Specifically ones I created, concept and art? Since there are some I made the designs for but not the concepts for.
Least to most favourite:
>Zach (he's new so still needs time to grow on me regardless)
>Martin McGarden
>Sean
>Heather McGarden
>Linus*
>Goodfellow
>Sebastian**
>Gretel
>Rulf
>Fitzroy
>Sydney
>Georgina
>Hansel
Of course I like all of them to varying degrees.
*Technically while I did make Linus, his design was strongly inspired by that once OC of an old comfy thread anon, but still distinct. Aspects of his personality were thrown around earlier as well.
**Sebastian AKA Melville's butler was an idea we all came up with ages before I drew his design and gave him a backstory/personality. (I'd love to see more of his weird aging thing come into play as its a fun little character quirk).
Anonymous at Fri, 28 Oct 2022 12:02:34 UTC No. 721047
>>721044
1. Sid
hes just the most fun and has the most potential imo
i like to bully him
Posie and him are OTP
2. Billie
cute
3. Dizzy
piece of shit
hes fun to hate
4. Crip
dont care much for him
no matter how much more involved in the plot he becomes i still cant see him as anything more than a shitty walking gag- hes only as funny as you manage to make him
Anonymous at Fri, 28 Oct 2022 12:03:35 UTC No. 721048
>>721047
well ive certainly misread "LEAST to MOST" but im sure yall understand
Anonymous at Fri, 28 Oct 2022 12:06:32 UTC No. 721049
>>721044
1. Slappy
2. Drew/Beansy tied
3. Sabrina
Doing old man clown voice is fun.
Anonymous at Fri, 28 Oct 2022 12:10:48 UTC No. 721051
>>721044
i hate playing favorites. I didn't techically create Sabrina, but I was the one who suggested she be an oppai loli
>>721041
I have Chaz's exact hat, but it's dark green and black instead. He's my favorite design next to Hansel and Elmer.
I look like Romo but with darker and messier hair.
I have Neil's love for bad puns, Chaz's fun loving attitude ,Bennet's confidence and Melville's arrogance (but it's internal)
Anonymous at Fri, 28 Oct 2022 12:12:50 UTC No. 721052
>>721049
>>721051
>Both listed Sabrina
okay who's the father and who's the mother in this situation
Anonymous at Fri, 28 Oct 2022 12:14:42 UTC No. 721054
>>721047
>no matter how much more involved in the plot he becomes i still cant see him as anything more than a shitty walking gag- he's only as funny as you manage to make him
this, like I can't imagine him holding a conversation that isn't just heavy breathing and murmurs to himself. what the fuck does Delly see in this little shit? WHY DOES HE GET A GIRLFREIND AND NOT ME
Anonymous at Fri, 28 Oct 2022 12:16:13 UTC No. 721055
>>721052
I only really created the concept of her and had a bit of the "dumb bimbo" influence for her. I don't really feel like I created her
Anonymous at Fri, 28 Oct 2022 12:16:15 UTC No. 721056
>>721054
im still kinda amazed we gave him a gf
i actually love Delly a lot but i feel like we dont use her enough
her being secretly abusive was the funniest thing we did with her
Delly needs more love
Anonymous at Fri, 28 Oct 2022 12:17:39 UTC No. 721057
>>721056
what if we gave Delly type 2 diabetes?
Anonymous at Fri, 28 Oct 2022 12:17:53 UTC No. 721059
>>721054
I can't decide if he even talks. I was always under the impression that he doesn't really use full sentences, and only speaks in short, breathy words, even if he's not being creepy at the moment. He has that whole creeper aesthetic, down to the trenchcoated.
Anonymous at Fri, 28 Oct 2022 12:19:07 UTC No. 721060
>>721057
interesting idea
why specifically type 2? she doesnt seem like she eats much sugar or has any health complications that would cause it
Anonymous at Fri, 28 Oct 2022 12:21:56 UTC No. 721061
>>721047
>>721054
>>721056
Crip I feel was intended to be a gag character from the start right? Like a meta reference to his artist and the other cripple fuckers in the /co/ threads. It was honestly when he got shipped with Delly that he became more prominent as Dellyfag produced a lot of great content of the two together. After that however, Crip moved away from his original concept as local pervert and seemed to settle down with Delly, becoming more of a Dellyfucker than a Cripplefucker.
Recently he seems to have returned back to his mostly background status, I guess in part due to Dellyfag not being as frequent only showing up once a thread usually. This is also probably why Delly doesn't get used more, that and she's now tied at the hip to Crip. They are a package deal now, for better or for worse. Most other characters with relationships have more leeway to do their own thing, Agatha hangs out with Crip and Rosalind not just Bennett, Sid is friends with Lisa and has Sydney, not just Posie. Dorothy is an honorary member of the Cripple Army and friends with Ashley, not just one of Hansel's love interests etc.
But Delly doesn't really have that, we never really fleshed out her friendships that well since the first interaction we really established with her was pairing her with Crip. So outside of that ship she never really gets used. Hell, we've implied she's Dorothy's cousin but haven't established what their family relationship is like.
Anonymous at Fri, 28 Oct 2022 12:24:19 UTC No. 721062
>>721060
I was just joshing. I'm a Scott Malkinsonfag, so I thought it would be funny. Delly does strike me as the type to have a genetic disease
Anonymous at Fri, 28 Oct 2022 12:27:18 UTC No. 721063
>>721061
lmao, Delly's arm fucked her in more ways than one. I do want to expand on Delly and Dorothy, I just can't for the life of me think of an interaction right now.
Anonymous at Fri, 28 Oct 2022 12:27:24 UTC No. 721064
>>721061
yeah when i first made him i kinda dumped him into the /co/ thread like "lol guys this is him this is THE cripplefucker. the man the myth the legend" and then decided to actually make a character id end up caring about
i think its only fair that we keep working with Delly and do something fun with her
>>721062
based Scottfag
it seems like whatever curse it happening with her arm IS her gimmick, but we hardly utilize that too
we need to give her friends
who would she fit with? I think because she has been established as not very proactive, she tends to get dragged along and doesnt make the first move, so maybe it should be someone who has an interest in befriending her first
we have a lot more characters ever since we made her so theres more to choose from
Anonymous at Fri, 28 Oct 2022 12:28:28 UTC No. 721065
>>721062
Scott Malkinson hav type 1 dieofbeetus, that's childhood diabetes, the kind you're born with. Type 2 is adult-onset diabetes, the kind you get from being a fat fuck.
Anonymous at Fri, 28 Oct 2022 12:30:14 UTC No. 721066
>>721064
Then I nominate Cindy! She's proactive and always looking for a new friend. Plus, she's feral, so Delly's arm can safely be tucked in between Cindy's razor sharp teeth for biting and gnawing.
Anonymous at Fri, 28 Oct 2022 12:31:25 UTC No. 721067
>>721063
Does Delly like her Cousin? Does she like most North Park residents find her annoying, or is she protective of her wimpy relative?
Does Dorothy look up to her older cousin like an older sister? Does she bother her with stuff at school embarrassing her?
Also I just realised both of them have a thing for a scruffy weirdo who sneaks around in the shadows. Guess it runs in the family as much as their suffering does.
Anonymous at Fri, 28 Oct 2022 12:32:25 UTC No. 721068
>>721063
Interesting that Delly and Dorothy both have an affliction of "misfortune". Dorothy is cowardly yet takes initiative, so the world hurts her emotionally. Delly is more stoic and doesn't seek out adventure, so pain comes to her, in a form that's more physical. It's like there's some kinda supernatural force that's aware of their strengths and weaknesses and is intent on making them both suffer in their respective ways.
Anonymous at Fri, 28 Oct 2022 12:33:27 UTC No. 721069
>>721067
>both of them have a thing for a scruffy weirdo who sneaks around in the shadows.
>>721068
>both have an affliction of "misfortune".
holy shit meme magic, this was meant to be before we even made it happen
Anonymous at Fri, 28 Oct 2022 12:37:11 UTC No. 721071
anyone else starting to get that feeling of "i was sure this character was older than i thought" looking at the roster? Robert feels like he should be older than Delly, practically a first-row kid, and Nancy should be much MUCH older than Linus. Rufl feels like he shouldve been there from the start too. same with Max.
wtf did T.T do to the timeline!
Anonymous at Fri, 28 Oct 2022 12:43:50 UTC No. 721072
>>721071
I'm pretty sure Fitzroy, Georgina, Sean, Billie, Atticus are fourthies, but they look like thirdies
Ester looks older than all her classmates
Mineral looks- oh yeah, she IS older, she just hangs out with younger kids like the loser she is
Dakki is pretty explainable
Anonymous at Fri, 28 Oct 2022 12:46:55 UTC No. 721073
>>721072
i meant older chronologically speaking, within the meta, not biological age-wise.
yeah i know a lot of the appearances are all over the place because the OP artist doesnt draw the whole thing in one sitting, and sometimes we decide on ages after theyve done it .
Beansy is a 12 y/o isn't she? and she looks like a 4th grader because we decided on it long after she was introduced.
Anonymous at Fri, 28 Oct 2022 12:47:52 UTC No. 721074
>>721071
As the maker of the line up here are some insights. Some characters were potentially made earlier, bit I just missed them before I added them to the line up. Ashley I am pretty sure was made in the first thread but might have been missing from the second (which is the one I first saw since the first one happened when I was asleep) so it just look a little longer for me to notice her.
Linus is definitely not that old, originally in that spot was the candy corn lady but we decided she is too specific to halloween to be a regular so we removed her from the line up and moved her to just the wiki. In order to not have to move everyone down one space I filled it with a new character, Linus. Same thing with Mazie, Martin and Heather. That was originally where the West Island characters were before they were also removed for not technically being apart of the cast. In reality all four of these characters would fit likely in between Sebastian and Fitzroy if it were to be in order.
It is actually possible that Robert was older than Delly and I just happened to draw her first, since I tended to draw them in bulk. I have actually considered going through the threads and getting an accurate order of when every character was technically introduced.
Another thing you might notice is despite Chaz being the first character he's not number 1 in the line up, which is because originally I didn't know this was gonna spiral into what it did, and assumed the first row was the only row. So main three get to sit in the middle of the picture. Its also why they are more grouped up and are a bit of a shorter line than the rest of the rows, since they were completed as a full image instead of additional characters being periodically added to the end as we go along.
>>721072
I think they were referring to older as when they were introduced, since they mentioned Rulf "being there from the start" and I assume that isn't meaning they think he is some sort of primordial entity.
Anonymous at Fri, 28 Oct 2022 12:48:15 UTC No. 721075
>>721072
>Fitzroy, Georgina, Sean, Billie
No, I remember us discussing them all being different ages, I'll see if I can find it
Anonymous at Fri, 28 Oct 2022 12:48:46 UTC No. 721076
>>721073
y'know, I've never really taken into account ages.
I just assumed the range was 8 years to 16 years
with Song-Hui being the youngest and Zachary being the oldest
Anonymous at Fri, 28 Oct 2022 12:50:26 UTC No. 721077
>>721076
>Zachary being the oldest
how old IS he? 6th graders are typically 11, but I could see him being held back a few.
Anonymous at Fri, 28 Oct 2022 12:53:11 UTC No. 721078
>>721072
Fitzroy is a 3rd grader, and is generally kinda small. Hence the nickname "Little Fitzroy".
Georgina also might be a 3rd grader, don't remember if we established Sean as one or not although he is a bit taller than the others it might just be because he's shaped weird. Billie I have seen implied to be a 5th grader as an idea but that was after I drew her in the line up the same height as the other characters next to her so yeah she looks more like a 3rd grader.
>>721073
Same with Beansy, drew her 4th grade height before she was established a 6ht grader.
>>721076
Devan is probably the actual youngest
>>721077
Zachary actually has pretty good grades, hence why the adults all like him. Him being physically imposing is just kinda funny considering his dad is a manlet and his mom is implied to be chubby or fat. Guy just manifested superior genes out of nowhere.
Anonymous at Fri, 28 Oct 2022 12:54:26 UTC No. 721079
>>721078
>Devan is probably the actual youngest
Oh yeah, they're a 2nd grader. How old is that, 6-7?
Anonymous at Fri, 28 Oct 2022 12:54:35 UTC No. 721080
>>721077
Zachary being held back would hurt his "innocent" perception to adults, but yeah, he does strike me as being held back. Not for being dumb, but just general unenthusiasm for everything around him that doesn't immediately peak his interests
Anonymous at Fri, 28 Oct 2022 12:55:36 UTC No. 721081
>>721078
>Devan is probably the actual youngest
That would be T.T. actually
they're aren't even born yet.
speaking of, t.T. and Atticus interaction when?
Anonymous at Fri, 28 Oct 2022 12:56:40 UTC No. 721082
>>721078
If he's 11, that means Beansy is the oldest, as 12. Her wikia page also still describes her as the oldest kid in school.
Anonymous at Fri, 28 Oct 2022 12:57:17 UTC No. 721083
>>721082
noo....my headcanon...damn you lego leviathan
Anonymous at Fri, 28 Oct 2022 12:58:41 UTC No. 721084
>>721082
>the oldest kid in school.
one of* the oldest, actually
this didnt use to apply to existing characters, but if Zachary really is confirmed older, it wouldn't be a contradiction
Anonymous at Fri, 28 Oct 2022 13:03:05 UTC No. 721085
quick question about the NP school, does it have a lunch money system?
Anonymous at Fri, 28 Oct 2022 13:03:08 UTC No. 721086
i think itd be cool if someday the OP image/wikia images were corrected to fix certain accuracy issues, like new confirmed heights and stuff, but its prob not pressing
Anonymous at Fri, 28 Oct 2022 13:04:09 UTC No. 721087
>>721085
im not american, how does that work?
Anonymous at Fri, 28 Oct 2022 13:04:32 UTC No. 721088
>>721082
>>721084
If we count Blenny as a member of the school then he's probably the oldest because he's a timeless evil spirit or something.
If you subscribe to the malnourished Hansel theory Hansel could also be older and theoretically could be the oldest in the school although that's probably too much of a stretch to say he's 12 or above, maybe.
Who knows how old Sylvia's species are when they look like that, she could be a year old or 20 years old for all we know.
Also depending on how long ago they finished building Asimov he could actually be the youngest student in the school.
Anonymous at Fri, 28 Oct 2022 13:05:43 UTC No. 721089
>>721086
Lol maybe one day when I have a lot of free time I'll do it, probably have to create a height overlay like the ones they have behind mugshots to make sure everyone is the right height.
Anonymous at Fri, 28 Oct 2022 13:05:52 UTC No. 721090
>>721085
I'm guessing it works like the school in South Park did. Seemed to me like kids don't pay for the food, either it's served for free as part of the school budget, or their parents paid in advanced at the start of the year, but whatever it is, they don't bring money for the meal itself. There do seem to be soda/candy machines that operate with money tho. So I guess it's the same way unless we have a reason to change it?
Anonymous at Fri, 28 Oct 2022 13:06:55 UTC No. 721091
>>721089
This whole town deserves a mugshot anyway
Anonymous at Fri, 28 Oct 2022 13:08:50 UTC No. 721092
>>721087
me neither, but I assume kids bring lunch money so they can pay or school lunch. If they don't, then I guess they go Hungary? II think it's been phased out now, but I do remember alot of cartoons having lunch money plots
>>721090
ah thank you. I shall make changes
Anonymous at Fri, 28 Oct 2022 13:11:44 UTC No. 721093
>>721090
>>721092
I am also not American (lol) and I assumed they got food for free, hence Hansel coming to school for free food until Melville pointed out to Shef he wasn't enrolled there.
Anonymous at Fri, 28 Oct 2022 13:12:06 UTC No. 721095
>>721092
it was probably phased out because nowadays its easier to pay remotely, and also since food is more expensive, its more risky to trust a young kid with large amounts of money than it was with the small couple of dollars that could buy you a meal back then.
Anonymous at Fri, 28 Oct 2022 13:16:12 UTC No. 721096
>>721093
yup, Hansel getting food for free was a large aspect of his character and one of the major reasons for him to even go to school
whatever their system is, they dont present money upfront
Anonymous at Fri, 28 Oct 2022 13:19:45 UTC No. 721097
>all of HanselQuest was just for his incestious bitch of a sister
man, name a more all risk, no reward scenario
Anonymous at Fri, 28 Oct 2022 13:20:55 UTC No. 721098
>>721097
agreed
we didnt even flesh out the adventure or what they did, and all we got was several mental disorders in the form of a girl
Anonymous at Fri, 28 Oct 2022 13:22:11 UTC No. 721099
>>721097
Don't be mean! Gretel WAS worth it and Hansel cares for her dearly. She's just a bit... different is all, growing up without other kids to spend time with. She just needs some time to lower her guard and make some new friends, adjusting to her new life isn't easy.
Anonymous at Fri, 28 Oct 2022 13:23:14 UTC No. 721100
>>721099
out of everyone in Hansel's harem, Gretel is the least worthy to be his bride
and yes im counting Ramon
Anonymous at Fri, 28 Oct 2022 13:23:34 UTC No. 721101
>>721098
fleshing out what happened during the adventure implies we'd actually be able to plot out the script for a multipart special let alone a single episode.
Anonymous at Fri, 28 Oct 2022 13:24:54 UTC No. 721102
>>721101
Out of all the strange and anomalous things that happen in this town, the most baffling is perhaps our supernatural inability to WRITE A FUCKING EPISODE.
Anonymous at Fri, 28 Oct 2022 13:25:07 UTC No. 721103
Hey! We're not shit at writing, we just haven't written anything yet!
Anonymous at Fri, 28 Oct 2022 13:25:13 UTC No. 721104
>>721100
Well that's alright because they aren't gonna get married they are brother and sister. They have a loving platonic, familial relationship and nothing more.
Anonymous at Fri, 28 Oct 2022 13:26:54 UTC No. 721105
>>721101
>>721102
>>721103
Perhaps I treated you too harshly, Trey...
Anonymous at Fri, 28 Oct 2022 13:28:42 UTC No. 721106
episode never ever
Anonymous at Fri, 28 Oct 2022 13:29:44 UTC No. 721107
>>721105
Trey can't write a joke, we have plenty of those
Maybe with our powers combined...
Anonymous at Fri, 28 Oct 2022 13:30:50 UTC No. 721108
>>721106
WE'RE WORKING ON IT!
Anonymous at Fri, 28 Oct 2022 13:32:06 UTC No. 721109
fuck it i wanna be a writefag, any episode ideas? preferably something smaller, i'm not prepared to tackle HanselQuest
Anonymous at Fri, 28 Oct 2022 13:32:58 UTC No. 721110
>>721106
My problem is a lot of the ideas I have are too similar to a preexisting South Park episode. There are so many of them that so many ideas for what you could do with a bunch of kids in a remote colorado mountain town has already been touched on.
I also have the occasional idea, that could fit into an episode but struggle to actually build the rest around it. We have a couple of ideas like that, skeleton plots that need the meat filled in. Ideally with jokes and stuff. Maybe some fun adventure stuff if we want to include more of that as well.
Anonymous at Fri, 28 Oct 2022 13:33:51 UTC No. 721111
what were our suggestions for episode 1?
Anonymous at Fri, 28 Oct 2022 13:40:32 UTC No. 721113
>>721111
uhhh...Melville loses his contact lenses?
Anonymous at Fri, 28 Oct 2022 13:42:30 UTC No. 721114
I just remembered I did write a whole draft for the movie, so I guess we have that.
>>721109
A few episodes (that aren't specials) that have been mentioned that I can remember t
There is the episode about Sid and the modelling agency
There is Crip teaming up with Hansel to find his pet lizard in the sewers
There's that episode where a group of the girls get lost in the city (maybe the girl scouts?) and Mineral scares off a bunch of criminals or something by doing magic tricks that freak them out.
There is the episode where they get Hansel to unplug Lisa's computer to stop her from trolling
There is the episode where Rulf and Lydia form an uneasy alliance to get back at Posie
There is the episode where Jerry dates Penny as a dare (the first part of this one was very fleshed out)
There is the episode where Melville runs for class president
There is the episode where Nancy recruits Lisa and Hansel to help her solve a mystery that requires knowledge of the web and the streets
There is the episode where Posie tries to control Roberts musical success (although this one might have been retconned)
There is the episode where Hansel makes a bunch of awful sculptures out of trash because Rosalind inspired him that the adults all love for some reason and Chaz exploits this to make a quick buck
There is the episode where Blenny accidentally creates Demon Hansel
Spooky sleepover ep where the "monster" is revealed to be Hansel just snooping around (lots of Hansel content)
Then of course, there are the introductory episodes for a lot of characters
>Cindy
>T.T and Asimov
>Rulf
>Lunaris twins
>Atticus
Wacky characters whose introductions themselves would be the plot of an episode.
There may have been more ideas I missed, as well as a few I have in my head
Anonymous at Fri, 28 Oct 2022 13:44:12 UTC No. 721115
>>721114
>I just remembered I did write a whole draft for the movie, so I guess we have that.
yeah, that was kino
Anonymous at Fri, 28 Oct 2022 13:45:22 UTC No. 721116
>>721111
I had an idea about Chaz finding a porno mag and Posie trying to guilt trip him into turning it in, I had a general plot laid out my main issue is I couldn't find a way to have something wacky happen that fit in well with the porno mag plot. South Park's first episode is so great because aliens are a staple of living in remote parts of America but we can't just do aliens ourselves without it being too much like Cartman gets an anal probe.
Anonymous at Fri, 28 Oct 2022 13:52:01 UTC No. 721118
>>721116
>we can't just do aliens ourselves without it being too much like Cartman gets an anal probe.
why not? unlike them, we HAVE alien characters, and since were literally a South Park AU, i think it'd be only fitting if we took our own spin on it, but with a more North Park approach
>Chaz, Mandy and Jerry hanging out in the woods maybe with a camera or something
>Silvia and Rodney come to town to probe people
>the three freak out and start telling everyone in town there's aliens
>everyone accuses them of being xenophobes and doesnt believe them because theyre being racist
>Robert takes personal offense to this
>Nancy is the only one who's loving it and gets really into it
>Everyone assumes she's just a self hating alien and calls her an "Uncle grey" for siding with the humans on this
>the whole time Silvia is doing her best to keep her and her brother from being discovered
Anonymous at Fri, 28 Oct 2022 13:54:31 UTC No. 721119
>>721118
I feel the alien twins should have their own episode later on, they feel like too much for the first episode. Their personalities would demand a lot of screen time that is needed to flesh out the actual main characters.
Anonymous at Fri, 28 Oct 2022 13:59:53 UTC No. 721120
>>721116
>Chaz finding a porno mag and Posie trying to guilt trip him into turning it in
>Hui-Feng is teaching sex-ed as it's a new program that was just enlisted, much to Kiddy's dismay
>the magazine Chaz has is filled to the brim with all kinds of misleading raunchy shit and how to perform weird ass acts
>Chaz takes it upon himself to teach the class about what he learned from the book instead of the teacher
>Posie opposes him and begs her class to follow suit
>Chaz keeps interrupting her and the teacher and inserting his porno magazine knowledge, thinking that it's true
>Posie and Chaz get into a heated debate, but Chaz is too stubborn because who would benefit from writing lies in a porn mag and publish it?
>most of the class side with Chaz cause what kid can resist the temptation of lust
>during school and after school, Chaz just passes the book around to his classmates and fills their heads with all kinds of nonsense from it
>weeks later, the big test day comes up and it's on sex-ed
>the class use the porno mag as kind of a cheat sheet for the big test
>everyone fails, besides Posie and Chaz is the victim to many insults and bashings
>Posie gloats a tiny bit due to being right, but seeing her class in a downward spiral, she pushes herself to help them
>Chaz just feels betrayed because his love for the perverse screwed him over
>in order to make it up, he apologizes to Posie and they both beg and beg for Hui-Feng to give them a retest
>she grants them one try and there's this big montage of the students trying to weeks worth of knowledge in a day
I just shat all this out, so maybe there's something of worth in there?
Anonymous at Fri, 28 Oct 2022 14:01:17 UTC No. 721121
I have an episode idea but it requires them being next to the ocean and that's kinda difficult considering they are in a landlocked state. Sure a Lake could work but it wouldn't be as good for the idea I have. I'd ideally want the cast to include most the main kids, would a field trip all the way to one of the coasts be too far away for a plausible school trip? Or do we say fuck realism and go with it?
Anonymous at Fri, 28 Oct 2022 14:01:53 UTC No. 721122
>>721121
a field trip makes sense
or it could be a lake
whats the idea?
Anonymous at Fri, 28 Oct 2022 14:04:10 UTC No. 721124
>>721121
Springfield rules, every conceivable landmark is only a few hours/ bus rides away
Anonymous at Fri, 28 Oct 2022 14:09:32 UTC No. 721125
>>721120
The plot I outlined was something like this
>Kids at the bus stop, Chaz shows them the magazine. Jerry and Mandy have their in character reactions
>Chaz notices his annoying neighbour Posie show up and hides the magazine, this just makes Posie suspicious
>On the bus Melville is sitting in front of them and looks back over his seat asking what it is, they say he has to promise to tell no one
>Of course Melville tells people and at different points in the episode he brings increasingly larger groups of kids to look at it much to Chaz's dismay because he doesn't want it taken off him by the adults
>Posie finds out about it from Melville and tells Chaz if he doesn't do the right thing and hand it in by tomorrow, she is going to tell on him for it
>Chaz is pissed off and wants revenge, Jerry says he has an idea and goes to Hansel to trade him some lunch for firecrackers, they have a weird interaction with Hansel where they learn he is homeless and make fun of him for it
>Plan is to stick the firecracker in Posie's hair and set it alight as payback for being a nosy bitch
>During all this Mandy had been seeing some creepy serial killer looking dude hanging around but whenever she pointed him out he'd be gone, making her look crazy
>This was my attempt to work in the wacky/creepy rural america aspect into it, although I couldn't really find a way to make it connect to the porno mag plot unless the serial killer wanted to steal the mag or something
As you see the kids were generally a lot nastier in this than your idea, I was trying to base it off how early South Park kids acted. I couldn't find a way to make the serial killer plot fit into the porn mag/posie revenge plot and also be funny and wacky enough so I shelved the idea for the time being and haven't been back to it until now. I dunno how it would have ended or if they put of set Posie's hair on fire.
Anonymous at Fri, 28 Oct 2022 14:22:58 UTC No. 721126
>>721122
>>721124
Okay so I have like a general idea with some plot elements not nothing too fleshed out.
>Episode is kinda like a scooby doo mystery
>Class visiting a cove where there is a rumoured ghost story about someone dying and a terrifying sea monster dwelling there.
>Kids argue over if it is real or not and want to prove it so sneak out at night
>At some point they are visited by the ghost and its all creepy, they get chased to the a pier.
>All seems calm when suddenly a sea monster attacks them, in appearance it is just a dark silhouette with angry eyes. Think like the monster from the South Park episode where they are stuck in the bus on the cliff
>Monster picks up and destroys Asimov
>Shenanigans happen as they try to get help while the monster attacks them at different points throughout the episode, destroying boats, landscapes, structures etc.
>Unclear on the other stuff that happens in the episode as its a pretty basic idea but eventually they manage to escape and find help
>Person tells the kid that it was all their imagination, and that the ghost was actually just some crazy guy who lives there
>Kids ask about the monster, and as they do they hear it growling behind them and they see it rising out of the water ready to attack them
>Adult says "that's not a monster" and shines a flashlight on it, suddenly revealing it's a floating basking shark/whale carcass when under the light that looks nothing like the monster that was attacking them
>all the kids are like "oohhhh that makes sense (:" despite the fact the thing literally killed one of their classmates earlier
>This is never explained, it was just a carcass this whole time
>episode may or may not end sometime after this conclusion or there is a sudden supernatural thing that is real and the episode ends on its reveal
Anonymous at Fri, 28 Oct 2022 14:24:48 UTC No. 721128
>>721126
cont.
That's basically what I have got so far. Some of it I am not as certain on but I really like the inexplicable shark carcass that was somehow attacking them this whole time, since people in real life mistake shark and whale carcasses as sea monsters.
The reason I want the coast is because it makes more sense why there would be a basking shark carcass if it was connected to the ocean. Technically we could have it be some kinda freshwater shark instead if we set it at a lake, but I liked basking sharks specifically since they are one of the most common ones to be mistaken for monsters.
Anonymous at Fri, 28 Oct 2022 15:17:02 UTC No. 721133
>Thread was horny before bump limit
>Actually started discussing plot ideas post bump limit
Is it opposite day already?
Anonymous at Fri, 28 Oct 2022 15:23:46 UTC No. 721134
>>721133
we need something to show for ourselves since we're two months and a few days away from our anniversary
Anonymous at Fri, 28 Oct 2022 15:54:12 UTC No. 721136
Pls stop lewding Beansy she is my cute 12 year old gf bride and we are waiting until she's of age to have intercourse.
Drew at Fri, 28 Oct 2022 16:09:55 UTC No. 721140
pissing inside Beansy's anus
Anonymous at Fri, 28 Oct 2022 16:17:13 UTC No. 721142
>>721140
I'm cuttin down your internet
D1ZZY at Fri, 28 Oct 2022 17:07:40 UTC No. 721151
>>721140
you deserve to be cyberbullied :3
Anonymous at Fri, 28 Oct 2022 18:16:47 UTC No. 721172
>>721044
Most to least
Asimov
Nightmare Guy
Maria
the Asimoms
Bobby Norman and Li Yang are tied
Teeny Steeve and Cringe Kid are tied
Li Yang's family and Mac Tonight are Tied
Asimov-2
Dr. Toades
I love them all though
Anonymous at Fri, 28 Oct 2022 18:23:18 UTC No. 721175
i like to think that Dull's parents are never shown, they're always just stylized as a voice yelling to him from another room on a single cartoony hand or a pair of legs doing something from offscreen or leaving him notes, kinda like the adults in EEnE, they're just not characters since they're not very present in his life
Anonymous at Fri, 28 Oct 2022 18:24:11 UTC No. 721176
>>721109
Chaz trying to fuck the Asimoms with the help of his friends as the A plot
B Plot is Asimov and Drew Trying to get Maria and Slappy to get along.
Drew at Fri, 28 Oct 2022 18:28:06 UTC No. 721177
>>721175
Dull's parents? They feed him so much drugs and pills that their very existence starts to lose form to Dull as he can only recognize their voices
Anonymous at Fri, 28 Oct 2022 18:29:07 UTC No. 721178
>>721177
whoops. ignore the name lol
Anonymous at Fri, 28 Oct 2022 18:30:00 UTC No. 721179
>>721173
>mostly robots and supernatural entities
Actually
>5 Robots
>2 Supernatural beings
>6 humans
>1 Frog person
Biggest group is humans with second biggest being Robots
Anonymous at Fri, 28 Oct 2022 18:52:29 UTC No. 721186
>>721044
1: Trisha
2: Trisha's dad
I just wanted to make an easy to use, low-effort, low maintenance character.
Anonymous at Fri, 28 Oct 2022 19:22:08 UTC No. 721196
>>721186
understandable
Anonymous at Fri, 28 Oct 2022 19:32:21 UTC No. 721200
>>721186
thank you for your contribution
good job on getting #1 spot on the OP
Anonymous at Fri, 28 Oct 2022 20:11:24 UTC No. 721217
>>721200
I don't even know how that happened, but it's pretty cool to be #001 on the NP pokedex
Anonymous at Fri, 28 Oct 2022 20:33:38 UTC No. 721220
>>721140
>Drew
You fucking got it wrong you absolute bitch, you stupid faggot, you completely dumb asshole retard IF YOU ROLEPLAY AS DREW GET HER SCREENNAME RIGHT YOU ABSOLUTE FUCKING WHORE, I WILL COME TO YOUR HOUSE AND PISS ON YOUR BALLS AND THEN KICK YOUR TEETH IN THE BALLS ASSHOLE.
Anonymous at Fri, 28 Oct 2022 21:07:04 UTC No. 721227
Drew is Gay for Asimov's dong, pass it on
Anonymous at Fri, 28 Oct 2022 21:08:11 UTC No. 721229
>>721173
I am a weirdo clown zone, Slappy and Drew are literally me.
Anonymous at Fri, 28 Oct 2022 23:48:08 UTC No. 721247
>>721238
god, she's just getting more and more filthy.
can you draw her wearing a skunk costume
Anonymous at Sat, 29 Oct 2022 00:02:03 UTC No. 721251
>>721250
I dunno I just picked the yugioh cards with the coolest pictures on them
Anonymous at Sat, 29 Oct 2022 00:21:43 UTC No. 721253
>>721251
...
Drewanon is that you?
Anonymous at Sat, 29 Oct 2022 00:29:43 UTC No. 721254
>>721253
Not quite
Anonymous at Sat, 29 Oct 2022 00:47:15 UTC No. 721255
>>721253
Actually I rarely played Yu-Gi-Oh, and when I did get cards, they had cute girls on 'em.
I'm more of a Magic: The Gathering guy, did you know that South Park was sponsored by Magic: The Gathering in 2005 or so?
Anonymous at Sat, 29 Oct 2022 05:11:28 UTC No. 721266
Anons, quick question, who do you think pairs best with a character like Mute, and why? Not specifically from the shipping angle, also from a 'straight man' type of angle. I was imagining someone that can play off of her silence
Anonymous at Sat, 29 Oct 2022 05:29:21 UTC No. 721268
>>721266
Cindy works well as a friend because she doesn’t mind mute’s quirks and silent nature and mute likes when she gets violent with people. It’s why they are best friends.
Neil and Melville work well in that they are people who annoy her and conflict is an easy way to write stories. They both exploit her silence for their own gains like Neil’s jokes or Melville’s attempts at courtship, both of which usually end poorly for her.
Cindy works well as a friend because she doesn’t mind mute’s quirks and silent nature and mute likes when she gets violent with people. It’s why they are best friends.
Hansel is kinda goofy and weird in where he just has to do his daily routine and he’ll get up to a bunch of wacky stuff that mute would be pulled along for the ride.
Those are interactions she already has established. And for a few other ideas:
Posie’s assertive and meddling nature would lead to her extrapolating a bunch of stuff out of mute that isn’t actually true because she doesn’t understand her. Hijinks ensue.
Mr grumpy Rulf would be fun as mute technically counts as disabled (not physically but non physical disabilities makes you an honorary member) but Rulfs anger and lack of cohesion in his “army” would lead to shenanigans that a silent member of his group might enhance comedically. Especially since they also have a mostly deaf kid, Fitzroy
Anonymous at Sat, 29 Oct 2022 07:46:03 UTC No. 721276
>>721268
Fitzroy and Mute are canonically friends arent they? They both know ASL
I don't think Mute counts as disabled, even honorary, she can physically speak and isn't autistic or anything, she just chooses to stay quiet
Anonymous at Sat, 29 Oct 2022 11:53:52 UTC No. 721292
>>721266
Nightmare Guy doesn't talk too, right?
Anonymous at Sat, 29 Oct 2022 12:09:16 UTC No. 721293
>>721292
I have never seen him given dialogue, so I assume so.
Anonymous at Sat, 29 Oct 2022 12:49:36 UTC No. 721296
>>721276
>isn't autistic or anything
you sure?
Anonymous at Sat, 29 Oct 2022 12:58:02 UTC No. 721297
Anonymous at Sat, 29 Oct 2022 12:58:57 UTC No. 721298
>>721296
well
we dont know
i dont think there was any original indication of it, and the earliest proposal i remember said she may have seen or experienced something that made her go quiet
or maybe shes just
thinking a lot
>>721297
yes please
Anonymous at Sat, 29 Oct 2022 13:05:16 UTC No. 721299
>>721297
mind you im using this chart to refer to actual symptoms of autism even if theyre present in normative characters
not just "weird" or "crazy" or any other preexisting mental disorder
Anonymous at Sat, 29 Oct 2022 13:13:41 UTC No. 721301
>>721299
>Honoka has mild 'Tism
?????
>Cringe Kid has no Autism
???????????
Anonymous at Sat, 29 Oct 2022 13:15:42 UTC No. 721302
>>721301
i fucked up with cringe kid, didnt drag far enough
i stand by my decision with honoka
Anonymous at Sat, 29 Oct 2022 13:18:07 UTC No. 721303
>>721297
>>721299
Here's my take on it as well as some reasoning
>Melville
His core trait is that he's the normiest of normies. No autism present in there at all, although he'd probably be the type to self diagnose if he felt it game him clout
>Sean
Actually perfectly fine at socialising, his only apparent mental disorder is ADHD. In terms of his interest in video games and flashy action movies, that's literally the exact thing you'd expect a kid his age to be really into making him one of the most normal and typical kids in the school.
Also Hansel's initial description in the /co/ threads mentioned he was autistic, even if his wacky british homeless kid side has taken over a lot of his personality some of his autistic traits do show through (taking things literally, trouble socialising, biting things he shouldn't, etc)
Anonymous at Sat, 29 Oct 2022 13:18:21 UTC No. 721304
>>721302
But she's just a demure Japanese Housewife?
Anonymous at Sat, 29 Oct 2022 13:20:09 UTC No. 721307
>>721299
>>721303
>Nightmare Guy is normal
isn't it canon that he's mentally impaired or at least socially retarded thanks to Slappy locking him in the basement?
Anonymous at Sat, 29 Oct 2022 13:21:39 UTC No. 721310
>>721307
Maybe, it's hard to pin down exactly what his personality is, he comes across more like a wild animal than a person.
Anonymous at Sat, 29 Oct 2022 13:22:35 UTC No. 721313
>>721307
maybe, but we kinda made him very childish and innocent in nature, so it doesn't really register as socially retarded, just curious
Anonymous at Sat, 29 Oct 2022 13:53:44 UTC No. 721317
Okay, so I just wrote this very rough draft of a Halloween episode staring no one's favorite CCL. I figured since she's never going to be relevant at all after this month, I might as well try and use her as a one off.
I'd like to hear your thoughts
https://archiveofourown.org/works/4
Oekaki Post (Time: 24m, Replay: View)
Anonymous at Sat, 29 Oct 2022 14:01:25 UTC No. 721319
>>721317
u can create tags on PC
we should start tagging our stuff as North Park
Anonymous at Sat, 29 Oct 2022 14:15:58 UTC No. 721320
>>721317
Loved it, very fun read and the closest thing to an episode script we have, congrats everyone!
Nice use of Sebastian’s ageing condition. It was also fun seeing all the characters responses to the situation as well as the continuity with other established plot points like that time chuck lost the mayoral election to Mac tonight.
Also the implication that T.T just duplicated an evil version of Hansel armed with future demon technology is interesting, maybe we’ll actually see regular Hansel interact with his demon version at some point if that’s canon.
Anonymous at Sat, 29 Oct 2022 14:31:47 UTC No. 721322
>>721317
man this was great! is this our first fully written episode? its not exactly a script but man this is some right kino! fucking gg bro
Anonymous at Sat, 29 Oct 2022 14:56:12 UTC No. 721324
>>721320
>T.T just duplicated an evil version of Hansel
OOF. I meant to imply that T.T. went to the first Demon Hansel episode and just plucked him from there and brought him to the future.
Oh no, now there are two Hansel's
I just made a plothole...
>>721319
Oh okay, the site is still a bit confusing to navigate
>>721322
Thanks! I had lots of fun. now I wanna do one for Thanksgiving and Christmas, it's only fair
Anonymous at Sat, 29 Oct 2022 15:13:15 UTC No. 721327
>>721317
pretty neat stuff
i was kinda figuring youd do something with Sebastians aging? like he would turn back into a younger kid and the monster couldn't eat him
Anonymous at Sat, 29 Oct 2022 15:18:09 UTC No. 721328
>>721327
at that point, I think she kinda threw away her no eating kids rule when they started attacking her and preventing her from eating Sebastian.
That would be a funny idea though.
Anonymous at Sat, 29 Oct 2022 15:21:18 UTC No. 721329
>>721328
i was wondering what was up with the focus on both of the Walker parents staying alive for so long
thinking about it now i guess anon just meant they hunkered away like a buncha survivalist, but at first i thought it was because they were the youngest and most immature parents and kinda hinting at CCL's weakness against eating kids
Anonymous at Sat, 29 Oct 2022 15:52:46 UTC No. 721332
>>721329
CCL being unable to eat adults, perhaps because she's some kinda spirit born from the mindset and desires of children, would be a fun plot point
Anonymous at Sat, 29 Oct 2022 16:00:49 UTC No. 721333
>>721329
>i was wondering what was up with the focus on both of the Walker parents staying alive for so long
I wanted a scene of CCL being a scary force to be reckoned with. I chose the Walkers because they'd wouldn't go down without a fight and it shows how hard CCL would be to take down. That's why the kids could only slow her down instead of take her on.
Anonymous at Sat, 29 Oct 2022 16:06:16 UTC No. 721335
>>721333
Pretty cool. It was a pretty interesting read actually seeing our characters do stuff and interact with the world. Now we really need to get to writing more.
Anonymous at Sat, 29 Oct 2022 19:21:38 UTC No. 721359
>>721354
Lydia must have a cold tummy
Anonymous at Sat, 29 Oct 2022 19:26:16 UTC No. 721360
>>721359
fuck her she deserves it
Anonymous at Sat, 29 Oct 2022 19:50:24 UTC No. 721366
>>721250
other Decks
>Cringe Kid
Probably runs something like Live/Evil Twins, since Vtubers are Cringe
>LI Yang
Umifag without a doubt
>Dr. Toades
Des Frog Deck.
>Asimov
Gadgets
>Asimov-2
Ancient Gears
>Mac Tonight
Cookpals
Anonymous at Sat, 29 Oct 2022 19:52:13 UTC No. 721367
So, we know that Zachary doesn't match Yashu unless he fights Dirty, and >>721362
shows that Zach beats Lydia, so by way of power scaling Yashu easily beats Lydia, right?
Anonymous at Sat, 29 Oct 2022 20:18:39 UTC No. 721368
>>721067
>Does Delly like her Cousin?
of course, loves her enough to continue to do activities with her despite the risks
>Does she like most North Park residents find her annoying, or is she protective of her wimpy relative?
Honestly, yeah, Delly can find her annoying, with her constant crying and apologizing. Delly is protective of Dorothy, but only really when it comes to incapacitating the cripplefucker
>Does Dorothy look up to her older cousin like an older sister?
Yeah! Dorothy likes showing Delly how to bake all sorts of foods, but Delly usually makes excuses to get outta it. It won't stop Dorothy from trying
>Does she bother her with stuff at school embarrassing her?
Dorothy likes giving updates about the cripple army to Delly and they laugh whenever Rulf manages to fail at an organized attack. Delly in turn, helps Dorothy with her chores as physical labor is taxing for her.
>>721068
Well said. I like how Dorothy is more scared of everything, yet she'll be the the one begging Delly to come experience something new with her.
Delly is the quite the opposite, while her fears aren't as drastic as her cousin's, she prefers to stay safe and secure in the comfort of her own home. Dorothy is more at risk of dying, yet it's Delly who's making doomsday preparations for the worst case scenario.
Anonymous at Sat, 29 Oct 2022 20:20:56 UTC No. 721369
>>721367
Lydia is the strongest 4th grader, but she's not as strong as most think. Yashu has the experience, so he'd pretty much match most of people his age or younger.
Anonymous at Sat, 29 Oct 2022 20:47:32 UTC No. 721373
>>721368
i love Delly
Anonymous at Sat, 29 Oct 2022 21:08:51 UTC No. 721376
>>721317
I liked it. ;) https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2hG
I'll always love this spooky ass month.
Anonymous at Sat, 29 Oct 2022 21:17:45 UTC No. 721377
>>721324
>OOF. I meant to imply that T.T. went to the first Demon Hansel episode and just plucked him from there and brought him to the future.
Depends on how time travel works for us.
If T.T goes back, grabs original demon hansel from his debut and bring him forward without bringing him back, only two options really make sense. option 1 is that Hansel disappeared from existence from the end of the demon hansel episode until this point, since T.T yoinked him away. So retroactively everything Hansel had been involved in up until then would have been undone.
The other option is, in order to prevent such catastrophic changes, taking Hansel from the past was essentially creating a second timeline adjacent to the main one where Hansel disappeared and is now presumed dead after T.T took him to the present. Which would also mean there are now two Hansels.
Anonymous at Sat, 29 Oct 2022 21:22:24 UTC No. 721378
>>721377
Heres an idea: Demon Hansel is implied to have been revealed in an earlier episode. An earlier episode should have hints pointing at his existence and mild acknowledgements of him, but never direct attention to his presence, and certainly no mentioning or showing him. The plot doesn't revolve around him or anything, it's an unrelated plot. Just feel like something was "there", and now it's gone. Make the Halloween episode his actual first introduction, implying he was plucked from a previous episode, and thus retconned from being there. Then write the episode where he's created later on.
Anonymous at Sat, 29 Oct 2022 21:24:15 UTC No. 721381
>>721367
Generally, the older and bigger kids are gonna be stronger than the younger kids. Obviously this isn't always the case sine Lydia is probably stronger than someone like gothboy because he's a wimp.
There are also some exceptions to this, like Cindy and Gretel at times seemingly being stronger than adults around them but their own strengths are inherently cartoony and hard to measure since it changes based on what would be the funniest outcome or work for the story.
Anonymous at Sat, 29 Oct 2022 21:30:45 UTC No. 721384
>>721044
https://controlc.com/a7d6e65e
Anonymous at Sat, 29 Oct 2022 21:34:25 UTC No. 721386
>>721385
nice.
Now Draw Alita being mad that Mac Tonight has a new GF
Anonymous at Sat, 29 Oct 2022 21:35:42 UTC No. 721387
>>721376
favorite spooky month pastime?
Anonymous at Sat, 29 Oct 2022 21:46:54 UTC No. 721388
>>721385
Toy Chica is for human dick only
Anonymous at Sat, 29 Oct 2022 21:53:57 UTC No. 721389
>>721388
small human dick, you mean
Anonymous at Sat, 29 Oct 2022 21:54:34 UTC No. 721390
>>721389
Cringe Kid is hung, just like his dad
Anonymous at Sat, 29 Oct 2022 21:55:21 UTC No. 721391
>>721390
i'm not talking about cringe kid bitch, i'm talking about me
Anonymous at Sat, 29 Oct 2022 21:56:08 UTC No. 721392
>>721388
young south Americana cock
Anonymous at Sat, 29 Oct 2022 22:02:29 UTC No. 721396
>>721391
lol, small dick small dick!
Anonymous at Sat, 29 Oct 2022 22:03:22 UTC No. 721398
>>721396
yeah, so?
Anonymous at Sat, 29 Oct 2022 22:03:30 UTC No. 721399
>>721395
now draw them kissing
Anonymous at Sat, 29 Oct 2022 22:03:56 UTC No. 721400
>>721399
w-woah
Dellybro? how we feeling about this one?
Anonymous at Sat, 29 Oct 2022 22:06:53 UTC No. 721403
>>721395
WOAH WOAH WOAH!!! HOLD THE FUCKING PHONE!!
Is that Delly...with a perfectly healed arm?
Fix that shit now.
Anonymous at Sat, 29 Oct 2022 22:06:59 UTC No. 721404
im starting to see the Asimoms more and more like the two lesbians from that shitty queertter comic that gets shilled on /co/ everyday and i hate it
i disliked them already but this isnt helping their case
Anonymous at Sat, 29 Oct 2022 22:07:39 UTC No. 721405
>>721402
Alita and Mac are Divorced though
Anonymous at Sat, 29 Oct 2022 22:08:23 UTC No. 721406
>>721403
SHES ALLOWED A GOOD ARM SOMETIMES LET HER HAVE IT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Anonymous at Sat, 29 Oct 2022 22:08:44 UTC No. 721407
>>721404
>He doesn't like the Asimoms
why, they're barely characters outside of being Asimov's gay moms
Anonymous at Sat, 29 Oct 2022 22:08:54 UTC No. 721408
>>721405
oh they are? I haven't kept up on my lore...
Anonymous at Sat, 29 Oct 2022 22:09:35 UTC No. 721409
>>721407
they annoy me, also they take up too much horny realestate here and take away from other hotter moms
Anonymous at Sat, 29 Oct 2022 22:12:05 UTC No. 721410
>>721408
that's what it say on Alita's wiki page
>>721409
maybe hornypost about the other moms instead of bitching about the Asimoms?
if other people find it hot they'll join you
Anonymous at Sat, 29 Oct 2022 22:14:12 UTC No. 721413
Moms (and other adult women) from most to least hot:
>Chariot
>Liz
>Heather
>Amber
>Ms. Shef
>Natasha
>Maria
>Patricia
>Honoka
>Jane
>both Asimoms
>Janice
Anonymous at Sat, 29 Oct 2022 22:15:14 UTC No. 721414
>>721413
I also forgot about Hui Feng but that should give you an idea of how attractive I don't find her.
Anonymous at Sat, 29 Oct 2022 22:17:13 UTC No. 721415
Heather being forced to wear revealing clothing in public and secretly getting off to all the people looking at her
Anonymous at Sat, 29 Oct 2022 22:20:09 UTC No. 721417
>>721413
>Both the mom I made that low
why must you hurt me like this?
Anonymous at Sat, 29 Oct 2022 22:20:14 UTC No. 721418
>>721414
okay, but you like Chariot, so shut up...
Anonymous at Sat, 29 Oct 2022 22:24:30 UTC No. 721422
>>721421
>Hard grape
now this i wanna hear about, especially Rulf
go on anon
Anonymous at Sat, 29 Oct 2022 22:27:17 UTC No. 721423
>>721413
Why do you dislike Asimovanon's moms so much?
Anonymous at Sat, 29 Oct 2022 22:28:12 UTC No. 721425
i like Ester...like, really like her. Her chill dude bro attitude juxtaposed with her serial killer/occultist/demon worshiper obsession is appealing
she's the only one who'd be excited to watch all those true crime shows on Netflix and not be too obnoxious about it
Anonymous at Sat, 29 Oct 2022 22:28:17 UTC No. 721426
>>721421
>Raping Mac Tonight
He is for tender loving to jazz music only
Anonymous at Sat, 29 Oct 2022 22:34:18 UTC No. 721428
>>721422
Oh I'm not going to write any lewds, but to explain it for example why I put Linus in soft instead of hard .. Linus would cry like a bitch the moment you punched him a little, he'd turn into a whiny crying bitch. Parade again you might ask why not hard and she doesn't seem like the violent type to me. Cripplefucker you might think I screwed up because he's insistent but not violent, however he's a stalker and a masochistic so he'll enjoy the beatings even if he himself doesn't deliver them but he'll still chase you to the ends of the earth if you're his fetish.
The rest though? full on sexfight, if at the end you don't look like you fought a cougar or a lionness then you didn't have sex with these guys. Exactly like trying to fuck a big cat. The soft grape guys? those are like birds, they break easily, treat them like glass.
Rulf is a tricky one, bastard is so standardful he'd sooner take the cyanide pill before allowing himself to get graped, but not after he didn't slice and dice you with his hidden sword and called upon his cripple army first. You gotta go Hitman and Mortal Kombat on these guys if you want some fun ,they're not easy to grape. The challenge is what makes it hot.
Anonymous at Sat, 29 Oct 2022 22:37:31 UTC No. 721429
>>721421
>Wouldn't Honoka
Scared that she'd fuck you to death?
Anonymous at Sat, 29 Oct 2022 22:52:11 UTC No. 721436
>>721428
interesting... now elaborate on the characters you said youd change
what exactly would need to be altered about each one of them for you to consider fuckening them
Anonymous at Sat, 29 Oct 2022 22:53:57 UTC No. 721437
>>721429
Same reason I wouldn't Agatha even if the end of the world was at stake. I don't fuck bugmen. Her voice would make me limp.. now if she had Debbie Reynolds's voice..
Now if you dare challenge me, little bug, then it's a personal matter, fuck the earth, I'll screw you just to prove a point. I trapped insects and arachnids in jars, I pressed on spiders with my thumb and watched them squeal all their 8 legs around helplessly. I slapped mantises with my pinky and made them my bitches, even put leashes on them, you're nothing compared to me. I will fuck the spider lady, the xenomorph, the seaweed not because I like it but to prove I can beat the bug at any level.
Speaking of which ... Melville should totally take on Honoka. hehhehehehe.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=A1S
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WkI
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pX1
Anonymous at Sat, 29 Oct 2022 23:05:00 UTC No. 721439
>>721437
Max you special little fella...
Anonymous at Sat, 29 Oct 2022 23:14:41 UTC No. 721444
>>721442
for me it was James and the Giant Peach
Goth French Spider made my dick diamonds
Anonymous at Sat, 29 Oct 2022 23:19:53 UTC No. 721445
>>721444
her too. She was a treat.
Anonymous at Sat, 29 Oct 2022 23:29:57 UTC No. 721447
>>721442
>>721444
>Chaz, with a jar with a Spider: Can you make her goth, french and human sized?
>Dr. Toades: You are aware that species of spider eat its mate, right?
Chaz: That's a risk I'm willing to take
Anonymous at Sun, 30 Oct 2022 00:30:23 UTC No. 721451
>>721436
Dizzy you fat, man. Lose some pounds.
https://controlc.com/1e7fa921
>>721449
Weirdly fitting for him then again yellow and blue have a good chemistry and black or white goes with anything. The schoolgirl outfit is a nice match for him. The fangs go nicely with his spiky hair. Neat reference to Melville's pineapple logo.
Anonymous at Sun, 30 Oct 2022 00:32:54 UTC No. 721453
>>721451
>Dizzy, Delly & Opal
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_W6
Anonymous at Sun, 30 Oct 2022 01:16:26 UTC No. 721462
>>721449
Oh I didn't kill the spiders directly. I trapped them in jars and left them without oxygen and food. I wasn't a very good zoo keeper.
I'm disappointed how cowardly spiders are compared to mantises. Spiders would always try to run away compared to mantises that would attack targets bigger than themselves. Mantises are scarier cause they can fly. They're massive cunts that would keep eating at you if you didn't slap their shit. Spiderbros know their place and just want to be left the fuck alone, they're less feisty than bees. Not sure what's up with bees, despite having a suicide needle they use it almost all the time compared to spiders who hit and run at best.
I used to be fascinated by spiders till I grew up, now I understand why everyone finds them walking gore fests.
However if you find beetles and butterflies and heaven forbid ladybugs disgusting then you're a lost cause even as a girl. Same for cute little green anoles. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0at
https://imgur.com/a/rmJCL6L
Would Melville still be denied because he's incompatible with everyone? Remember that joke about him having a cock so big it's unusable?
Anonymous at Sun, 30 Oct 2022 02:35:08 UTC No. 721466
>>721447
I need art of this.
Both Chaz requesting it, and then immediately regretting it
Anonymous at Sun, 30 Oct 2022 03:08:39 UTC No. 721467
North Park should playing Mafia.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=esz
Anonymous at Sun, 30 Oct 2022 08:31:15 UTC No. 721497
>>721451
>Max would fuck Dizzy if he just lost weight
>even tho being a cute chubby boy is his biggest appeal
whats even the point then? what else is there about him to tickle your fancy? unless...
you just like him!
Anonymous at Sun, 30 Oct 2022 09:06:32 UTC No. 721502
>>721421
>Out of all those he'd only fuck 6 guaranteed without changing them.
Max is such a woman, picking his mates so carefully.
>>720257
>>720263
>>720265
Look at these fine specimens with high estrogen and high testosterone. They'd smash the whole town if they could.
Anonymous at Sun, 30 Oct 2022 09:10:52 UTC No. 721503
>>721502
Max is the cutest little schoolgirl isnt he
Anonymous at Sun, 30 Oct 2022 09:26:54 UTC No. 721504
>>721502
He's a picky eater.
https://imgur.com/a/5ocdPlk
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZcJ
Anonymous at Sun, 30 Oct 2022 14:15:15 UTC No. 721524
>>721511
Can you do a formal outfit for Asimov
Maybe him and Lisa on a date, with Lisa saying that she'll give him the worst virus she can think of for giving her a bath in preparation to this
Anonymous at Sun, 30 Oct 2022 23:23:30 UTC No. 721574
>>721524
Man, Asimov is turning into a gigolo
Anonymous at Sun, 30 Oct 2022 23:47:07 UTC No. 721578
>>721574
What do you mean by that?
Anonymous at Sun, 30 Oct 2022 23:54:36 UTC No. 721580
>>721578
He's turning into a gigolo is what he means, you ever see Deuce Bigalo: Space Gigalo?
Anonymous at Mon, 31 Oct 2022 00:07:44 UTC No. 721583
>>721582
>Slappy hates it
>was about to cite something
>just remembered it was Illegal Horse he was down to watch
fuck me
Anonymous at Mon, 31 Oct 2022 00:39:09 UTC No. 721590
I don't actually remember what West Island is
Anonymous at Mon, 31 Oct 2022 00:44:13 UTC No. 721591
>>721590
New Zealand parody of North Park, just kinda exists as a show in universe kinda like the Maizeby show, only the West Island characters aren't real (at least as far as we know).
We haven't explored what the show is about much besides that initial premise. Not sure if it is supposed to be raunchy like South Park or be some kinda unnervingly idealised island setting where everyone gets along and learns valuable life lessons.
Anonymous at Mon, 31 Oct 2022 00:51:08 UTC No. 721592
>>721506
I'M NOT GAY. I'M NOT GAY
Anonymous at Mon, 31 Oct 2022 01:32:55 UTC No. 721595
Idea, Parent Job dat at school, and Bobby Norman comes in.
what happens?
Anonymous at Mon, 31 Oct 2022 01:49:59 UTC No. 721597
>>721595
Trisha's dad attempts to fight a bear. That's the b-story.
Anonymous at Mon, 31 Oct 2022 02:24:48 UTC No. 721600
>>721597
Bobland is for bully, isn't he
Anonymous at Mon, 31 Oct 2022 02:25:15 UTC No. 721601
>>721511
Keep the glasses you coward. Just make them thinner frames that she brought
Anonymous at Mon, 31 Oct 2022 02:29:06 UTC No. 721602
>>721592
Drew, you went down on Beansy.
you're at least a little gay
Anonymous at Mon, 31 Oct 2022 02:35:39 UTC No. 721603
>>721602
who could blame her, once you lego you can't leggo
Anonymous at Mon, 31 Oct 2022 07:23:20 UTC No. 721621
>>721615
Clearly we need a north park fighting game
Anonymous at Mon, 31 Oct 2022 07:51:11 UTC No. 721622
>>721615
do u think they became friends after?
Anonymous at Mon, 31 Oct 2022 07:55:28 UTC No. 721623
>>721622
I'd say Cindy and Mandy are already friends, not hang out all the time friends but good terms. Savannah is canonically too much of a spaz to get along with Mandy and the others which is why she is apart of Lydia's gang of social outcasts. I could see her maybe getting along with Sydney although it wouldn't be permanent, Sydney is too charismatic and assertive to be under Lydia so there would always be that barrier of gang member vs non gang member.
Anonymous at Mon, 31 Oct 2022 08:56:06 UTC No. 721629
>>721623
>Sydney is too charismatic
i thought she was also a bit of a spazz
Anonymous at Mon, 31 Oct 2022 09:00:53 UTC No. 721630
>>721629
Well I guess I meant charismatic, as she has a very forceful personality. She draws the attention of whatever room she enters basically. She has her quirks and mannerisms that are odd in North Park but normal back home in Australia.
Anonymous at Mon, 31 Oct 2022 10:23:05 UTC No. 721635
Someone earlier asked me about adjusting the heights of everyone on the line up to be more accurate, so I decided to do that.
I added the chart lines so it would be really easy to measure each character up to one another. One thing I was suprised by was how accurate I managed to make it, all the 4th grade kids were pretty much all the same height outside of the ones in the second row, who needed the most adjusting. But regardless I have played around with their heights and positioning. Most of it was just moving characters up and down so their feet were all level as well as increasing the sizes of them until they were a more accurate height. The only characters who actually needed to be changed outside of size were Beansy who needed to be given more 6th grade proportions in addition to her increased size, and Zachary who just needed his legs shortened slightly.
More things of note: Characters who are leaning are a bar lower than usual, 4th graders are about 10 bars tall but blenny is 9 because hes doing a dramatic lower down pose. 3rd graders are 9 bars tall but Ashley and Cringe kid are 8 tall because they are both leaning lower than their standing height. Dizzy is the height of a 3rd grader despite being a 4th, but that's because he's usually depicted a bit smaller than Rulf so he might just be shorter as cripple kids can often break design rules like that. If we think he should be as tall as the other 4th graders tell me and I'll adjust it.
Feel free to give your thoughts on the different heights including the adult heights which are less defined. Honoka is described as being a head shorter than Li but that would make her shorter than Hui-Feng or Li as tall as Nolan, both of which feel wrong. Its hard to make her a head smaller and it look normal in this art style considering how big South Park heads are compared to real ones.
Anonymous at Mon, 31 Oct 2022 10:24:36 UTC No. 721636
>>721635
Also Atticus is 3rd grade height but that doesn't seem much of a problem as he isn't really a proper student anyway, being a weird time child anomaly that can't learn anything new. Fitzroy, Georgina and Billie are all 3rd grade height. Fitzroy and Georgina being 3rd seems fine, although I think Billie was said to be older? It could be a Dizzy situation and she's just shorter than usual or we just make her a 3rd grader. I could make her bigger but I think she'd look weird. Sean is 4th grade height, but I don't think he's in 4th grade. I see him as either a short 5th grader or a tall 3rd grader. I like the idea of the former as we currently only have like one confirmed 5th grader with Mineral.
Anonymous at Mon, 31 Oct 2022 10:36:09 UTC No. 721637
>>721635
i dont think its neccesary to make all kids of the same age the same, since variations in height are natrual and make things fun
Dizzy is specifically mentioned as being smaller, and short stature of one of the common symptoms of down syndrome
i think the most important consistency is that between characters, not biologically logical heights overall, if a character like Honoka is said to be shorter "by a head" we can probably just use that as a figure of speech, or in comparison to a proportionate human, and not literally by a head in this artstyle
Anonymous at Mon, 31 Oct 2022 10:40:31 UTC No. 721638
>>721637
>i dont think its neccesary to make all kids of the same age the same, since variations in height are natrual and make things fun
Yeah I agree, even with the characters whose heights I adjusted to be around the same bar, still have small differences in height. Compare say Agatha to Lydia, and you will see how Lydia is a bit taller than Agatha, but Agatha isn't 3rd grade height and Lydia isn't 5th grade height.
One takeaway is the only characters that'd need their wiki images updated are Beansy and Zachary. Unless we want it so all characters who have parts of other characters visible in their images be changed so even that matches the line up, but that doesn't seem worth it. I'd rather just make it so every character has no other visible characters in their page images, which would take longer but at least look cleaner.
Anonymous at Mon, 31 Oct 2022 11:20:16 UTC No. 721639
now that i think about it
how many characters do we have who are mentioned to have unusual features that arent obvious at first, or may be hidden by the artstyle, like height, facial features or eye colors... i know mute seems to have gotten those almond eyes in p much every piece by multiple artists but idk if we wanna canonize it
Anonymous at Mon, 31 Oct 2022 11:29:16 UTC No. 721642
>>721639
canonize it. I don't care
>unusual features that aren't obvious at first
Ramon has pimples
Anonymous at Mon, 31 Oct 2022 11:38:23 UTC No. 721644
>>721639
Robert is apparently the second tallest boy in 4th grade (following Charles) and has blue eyes. He also has those antennae under his hat, which does appear in some art but most of the time are not visible.
Hansel also has blue eyes. Gretel too I believe.
Sid and Sydney are very handsome/pretty in the face despite their respective abnormalities although this one is already pretty well known.
Neil has Rhotacism, it's not physical but no one puts it in his text like they do Georgina's lisp. Probably for the best or it'd make it harder to read.
Dorothy has a full on wearable defibrillator under her clothes the little box connects to, which is pretty much never seen as it isn't like we have many topless Dorothy pics.
Chariot is shown smiling in her line up art, however she's actually a miserable bitch.
These are some I can remember. I am fine with canonising Mute's eyes, we aren't even sure what ethnicity she is and it isn't unlikely she could have eyes like that.
Anonymous at Mon, 31 Oct 2022 11:43:20 UTC No. 721645
>>721644
>Chariot is shown smiling in her line up art, however she's actually a miserable bitch.
kek
Anonymous at Mon, 31 Oct 2022 12:00:31 UTC No. 721646
>>721645
Chariot smiling was entirely because when I first drew her for the line up, we had pretty much nothing about her fleshed out besides that she might be a teacher at the school. She was just generic wheelchair lady so I gave her a neutral smiling expression, only for her to soon get a personality directly contradicting that. It interesting seeing the differences between a character's conception and after they've been fleshed out more.
Anonymous at Mon, 31 Oct 2022 12:03:13 UTC No. 721647
>>721646
she was a history nerd who may or may not have also been the librarian
Anonymous at Mon, 31 Oct 2022 12:08:33 UTC No. 721648
>>721646
i dont think chariot is actually mean or anything
shes just easily upset and a little pissy abt stuff that hits a little too close
shes still nice and we have plenty of stories abt her where shes happy
still fun to make fun of her tho
> It interesting seeing the differences between a character's conception and after they've been fleshed out more.
it sure is
Anonymous at Mon, 31 Oct 2022 13:01:11 UTC No. 721653
>>721639
slappy's racism.
Anonymous at Mon, 31 Oct 2022 13:08:53 UTC No. 721655
>>721653
racism against which demographics?
Anonymous at Mon, 31 Oct 2022 13:11:42 UTC No. 721656
>>721655
blacks, he said nigger a bunch of times in a few vocaroos now it's his defining characteristic
Anonymous at Mon, 31 Oct 2022 13:13:20 UTC No. 721657
>>721653
Drew also being notoriously hairy
Anonymous at Mon, 31 Oct 2022 13:34:58 UTC No. 721659
>>721656
How does he get along with Chariot and Missy? (and maybe Kiddy, as Curtis is implied to be afro-latino but we don't know if that's only on his mother's side or not)
And I guess Melville if you see him as black.
Anonymous at Mon, 31 Oct 2022 13:42:10 UTC No. 721661
>>721659
Clown Supremacist reporting in.
Miss Chariot spooks him because Wheelchairs, and he hates Melville.
He hates Kiddy because Kiddy thinks* he's a molester.
**Knows he's gettin' it on with Drew.
Anonymous at Mon, 31 Oct 2022 13:47:31 UTC No. 721662
>>721657
Did we rank characters based on hairiness yet?
I think we have some clues, such as Lisa having thick eyebrows (suggests she probably has thicker hair in general) or Martin's visibly hairy arms.
I feel Dull would be pretty hairy, as would Hansel and Cindy (obviously in her case) considering how wild they are.
Anonymous at Mon, 31 Oct 2022 14:11:10 UTC No. 721664
>>721662
Here's my quick attempt at it. Feel free to offer criticisms and agreements.
Quick explanation for some of them, The Lunaris twins and Toades are both non mammalian in disguise, so aren't actually hairy. If you were to rank the hairiness of their human disguises, Silvia would be low hairy, Rodney and Toades would be above average hairiness as they have thicker eyebrows.
Asimoms are also not mammalian, but I am counting their fake hair as it is at least a part of their base construction, they aren't in any disguise that's what they normally look like.
Anonymous at Mon, 31 Oct 2022 16:04:43 UTC No. 721668
>>721664
explain why you rank mineral and trisha in the same hairy category as hansel, dull, and several adults?
Anonymous at Mon, 31 Oct 2022 16:45:32 UTC No. 721670
more rule62 when?
Anonymous at Mon, 31 Oct 2022 17:10:05 UTC No. 721682
>>721664
I'd move Maria to low hairiness
She's used a Laser to remove 90% of the hair on her body, only leaving a landing strip above her pusspuss
Anonymous at Mon, 31 Oct 2022 17:11:08 UTC No. 721684
>>721670
It has been cracked and pirated?
Anonymous at Mon, 31 Oct 2022 17:22:01 UTC No. 721692
>>721684
b quiet i fucked up yknow what i meant
Anonymous at Mon, 31 Oct 2022 17:23:01 UTC No. 721694
>>721670
if we rule63 someone like T.T... what would she look like? just the same?
Anonymous at Mon, 31 Oct 2022 19:07:15 UTC No. 721710
>>721694
yes
Anonymous at Mon, 31 Oct 2022 19:08:26 UTC No. 721711
>>721710
what about other ambigious/nonconforming characters? would Bennett be a dyke? Would Mandy be a feminine boy?
Anonymous at Mon, 31 Oct 2022 20:06:28 UTC No. 721722
>>721668
Mineral: hippie genes
Trisha: lumberjack genes
This hairiness ranking is an overall thing as applies to when they are older as well, otherwise pretty much all the kids would be in low hairiness to average.
>>721682
Good call
Anonymous at Mon, 31 Oct 2022 22:25:59 UTC No. 721739
>>721738
Dull is The Man and hes so cute
Anonymous at Mon, 31 Oct 2022 23:07:09 UTC No. 721745
We need more art of Cringe Kid either crying or wearing his mask.
Also, would he be one of Zachary's primary targets?
I have the image of Zachary kinda being a creepy older kid to Cringe Kid, being nice to him but always making sure that Cringe Kid knows that he could put him in the hospital.
Anonymous at Mon, 31 Oct 2022 23:11:58 UTC No. 721747
>>721745
man, beating on Cringe Kid makes me feel bad, cause he's so genuine
but alas, North Park is full of shitty assholes
Anonymous at Mon, 31 Oct 2022 23:30:55 UTC No. 721752
>>721745
The thing is Zachary seems to like bullying people who stand up to him in some way the most. That's why tough guys like Jerry or Lydia are up there, as well as assertive nosy people like Nancy. Cringe kid is so passive Zachary might not even notice him half the time, and would probably just have his 6th grade cronies do the bullying of the small fry most of the time.
That isn't to say he'd never pick on Cringe Kid if he happened to cross his path, or maybe if Cringe Kid stood his ground in some way against him. Since even though Cringe Kid is passive he doesn't let people's bullying stop him from being into the cringe shit he loves so much.
Anonymous at Tue, 1 Nov 2022 08:28:57 UTC No. 721782
>>721772
how about just some of the school kids in costumes
Anonymous at Tue, 1 Nov 2022 10:21:13 UTC No. 721789
>>721134
any plans on this?
Anonymous at Tue, 1 Nov 2022 10:35:24 UTC No. 721792
>>721772
Patricia and Heather in costumes
Anonymous at Tue, 1 Nov 2022 10:52:16 UTC No. 721794
>>721772
Lydia wearing an eyepatch and rollerskates, in a reference to her OG Design being based off the Love Shockers from Jet Set Radio
Anonymous at Tue, 1 Nov 2022 10:53:24 UTC No. 721795
>>721772
Cringe Kid and Sabrina dressed as Sans and Toriel.
Anonymous at Tue, 1 Nov 2022 10:54:25 UTC No. 721796
>>721772
Asimov dressed as Pinocchio?
Anonymous at Tue, 1 Nov 2022 10:54:38 UTC No. 721797
>>721772
Amber in blackface
Anonymous at Tue, 1 Nov 2022 10:56:16 UTC No. 721798
>>721794
I was actually surprised when I found out that Lydia's design was lifted almost exactly from that game, I guess it's good we went with giving her a jacket to help keep her design more distinct and unique to us. The blue and red heart + hair is still pretty blatant though.
Anonymous at Tue, 1 Nov 2022 10:57:23 UTC No. 721799
>>721772
Missy dressed as a sexy nurse, with Mandy being embarrassed by her mom
Anonymous at Tue, 1 Nov 2022 10:59:15 UTC No. 721800
>>721772
Cindy skinned alive and turned into a rug while her bones are taxidermized by Tim Burr
Anonymous at Tue, 1 Nov 2022 11:00:30 UTC No. 721801
>>721772
Heather bitching about all the Sexy costumes the adult women of North Park are wearing, only for Maria to shut her up by making out with her, leaving her breathless and in GAY PANIC mode
Anonymous at Tue, 1 Nov 2022 11:01:33 UTC No. 721802
>>721772
Patricia dressed as a regular non-sexy nun, with Chaz being disappointed
Anonymous at Tue, 1 Nov 2022 11:01:59 UTC No. 721803
>>721772
POV of Asimoms shitting in their robot toilets and it's oil, screws, bolts and gears
Anonymous at Tue, 1 Nov 2022 11:03:06 UTC No. 721804
>>721772
Posie being sexually assaulted by Weedo
Anonymous at Tue, 1 Nov 2022 11:03:41 UTC No. 721805
>>721803
Kill yourself
Anonymous at Tue, 1 Nov 2022 11:04:53 UTC No. 721807
>>721772
>>721804
Posie sexually assaulting Linus, who's dressed as his sister for Halloween
Anonymous at Tue, 1 Nov 2022 11:11:47 UTC No. 721808
>>721772
Robert scooping Nancy's eye out with a rusty spoon, then swapping hers with his
Anonymous at Tue, 1 Nov 2022 11:15:05 UTC No. 721809
heres a prompt: every kid's reaction to the last 10~ posts
Anonymous at Tue, 1 Nov 2022 11:15:33 UTC No. 721810
>>721772
Nolan Dressed as Santa
Anonymous at Tue, 1 Nov 2022 11:19:22 UTC No. 721811
>>721809
it's just Lisa trying to crash and burn the thread like always
shitposters never change
Anonymous at Tue, 1 Nov 2022 12:20:37 UTC No. 721813
>>721809
Kek this one's actually funny do it
Anonymous at Tue, 1 Nov 2022 12:21:40 UTC No. 721814
how about we draw some celebratory art for our upcoming anniversary? it may be a ways away but we can still afford to start early
Anonymous at Tue, 1 Nov 2022 12:33:20 UTC No. 721817
>>721814
Sure, we can start discussing ideas for that. I got plenty of prompts for the halloween requests and I only plan on doing a few of those like I said. What kind of art should be done for the anniversary? Simple art of the characters celebrating together? Comics/storyline stuff? Or just straight up MORE PORN?
Anonymous at Tue, 1 Nov 2022 12:52:18 UTC No. 721818
>>721817
i think its up to everyone to do what they like
but i suggest just fun celebratory stuff
its not like i can tell u guys to NOT draw porn
or like yall need convincing to do it in the first place
so fuck it
Anonymous at Tue, 1 Nov 2022 13:00:01 UTC No. 721819
>>721818
Let's assume there is something called North Park day. It's a celebration that takes place in North Park and aligns with the anniversary of these threads. We can come up with the different celebration customs of this holiday so we have more ideas on what to draw the characters doing. We can draw how different characters in universe would be celebrating North Park day if it were a thing.
Anonymous at Wed, 2 Nov 2022 00:21:37 UTC No. 721865
rank NP girls by their level of tiddy
Anonymous at Wed, 2 Nov 2022 00:43:10 UTC No. 721869
>>721817
I wouldn't mind MORE PORN
>>721819
Maybe play it off as a celebration of North Park's founding?
Anonymous at Wed, 2 Nov 2022 00:44:12 UTC No. 721870
>>721865
Current or potential/future?
Anonymous at Wed, 2 Nov 2022 00:49:17 UTC No. 721872
>>721870
whichever you think has more comedy potential
Anonymous at Wed, 2 Nov 2022 01:53:24 UTC No. 721879
>>721772
Max dressed as Alucard. The red suit version from Hellsing.
Anonymous at Wed, 2 Nov 2022 02:13:30 UTC No. 721880
God I fucking love this spooky ass season, Korvo.
Anonymous at Wed, 2 Nov 2022 11:20:57 UTC No. 721898
>>721897
good god help me i wanna lewd the priest
Anonymous at Wed, 2 Nov 2022 11:27:17 UTC No. 721899
>>721898
Yknow im surprised we have no horny art of him, seeing as religious authorities are such a common fetish...
Anonymous at Wed, 2 Nov 2022 11:32:47 UTC No. 721900
>>721898
>>721899
Be the change you want to see, pretty sure Jesus said that at some point
Anonymous at Wed, 2 Nov 2022 12:45:54 UTC No. 721902
>>721897
Being in these threads have given me several new fetishes I didn't have before
Anonymous at Wed, 2 Nov 2022 12:48:23 UTC No. 721903
>>721902
"come to North Park they said, its fun and exotic" thanks a lot guys
Anonymous at Wed, 2 Nov 2022 12:52:41 UTC No. 721904
Final episode of North Park is everyone having sex
big town orgy everyone's invited (besides chariot)
Anonymous at Wed, 2 Nov 2022 13:05:08 UTC No. 721905
>>721897
My confession is that I'm DrewAnon, my existence is my sin.
Anonymous at Wed, 2 Nov 2022 13:11:05 UTC No. 721906
Anonymous at Wed, 2 Nov 2022 13:14:27 UTC No. 721907
>>721906
No Anon, you support the orgy, or else.
Anonymous at Wed, 2 Nov 2022 13:16:58 UTC No. 721908
>>721904
>>721906
>stop
It’s page 8, we’re allowed to get weird.
Quick: who’s banging who in the orgy finale?
Anonymous at Wed, 2 Nov 2022 13:17:07 UTC No. 721909
>>721907
i will NOT
i will genocide this town before i let you all do this
Anonymous at Wed, 2 Nov 2022 13:18:02 UTC No. 721910
>>721908
You know who, Anon.
>>721909
Then I'll just have to rape you, you need correction be wary, I'm not even feeling it so it'll take a while, 2-3 hours tops.
Anonymous at Wed, 2 Nov 2022 13:20:13 UTC No. 721911
>>721910
Max shut the fuck up no one is getting fucked
Anonymous at Wed, 2 Nov 2022 13:20:49 UTC No. 721912
>>721911
I'm not Max, and yes you are, get ready.
Anonymous at Wed, 2 Nov 2022 13:21:21 UTC No. 721913
dibs on the cutest boy
he knows who he is
Anonymous at Wed, 2 Nov 2022 13:22:04 UTC No. 721914
>>721913
slappy?
Anonymous at Wed, 2 Nov 2022 13:22:22 UTC No. 721915
>>721914
no
fuck no
Anonymous at Wed, 2 Nov 2022 13:24:33 UTC No. 721916
>>721914
Who does Slappy fuck in the orgy
Reminder that the whole town will be there to see it
Anonymous at Wed, 2 Nov 2022 13:25:19 UTC No. 721917
>>721916
Drew, this is canon, why hide it?
Anonymous at Wed, 2 Nov 2022 13:26:19 UTC No. 721918
you guys suck sometimes, im getting outta here and going back to my home country
Anonymous at Wed, 2 Nov 2022 13:27:25 UTC No. 721919
>>721918
*gives you a ticket to jamaica instead*
Anonymous at Wed, 2 Nov 2022 13:31:32 UTC No. 721920
>>721917
I wonder how hui-feng would feel when the man she was dating dumps her in favor of openly fucking his own niece instead
Anonymous at Wed, 2 Nov 2022 13:32:19 UTC No. 721921
>>721920
>implying she doesn't go for Song
Anonymous at Wed, 2 Nov 2022 13:37:40 UTC No. 721923
>>721918
>t. Who?
Anonymous at Wed, 2 Nov 2022 13:38:56 UTC No. 721924
>>721921
Great, Who next is going to fuck someone who is supposed to be their parental figure?
Anonymous at Wed, 2 Nov 2022 13:39:50 UTC No. 721925
>>721924
Melville.
Anonymous at Wed, 2 Nov 2022 13:43:24 UTC No. 721926
>>721925
RIP Sebastian
Anonymous at Wed, 2 Nov 2022 13:44:14 UTC No. 721927
>>721926
>implying Melville won't take Sebastian's ABC*
Average Butler Cock.
Anonymous at Wed, 2 Nov 2022 17:37:30 UTC No. 721935
>>721924
I think at this point it's easier to count the kids who Haven't had some kinda relations with their parents or guardians.
Anonymous at Wed, 2 Nov 2022 17:41:31 UTC No. 721936
>>721935
out of the kids who have confirmed parent characters:
>Trisha (unless you count older siblings)
>Sid
>Melville (that mightve changed today)
>Mandy
>Posie
>Robert
>Curtis
>Cringe Kids
>Agatha?? (It got close with Li)
>Bennett??
>Linus
>Nancy (based Iris family for not engaging in any incest with any of their kids)
>Devan
>Atticus
> Sydney
>Yashu
Anonymous at Wed, 2 Nov 2022 17:48:22 UTC No. 721938
>>721936
we might need to change that
Anonymous at Wed, 2 Nov 2022 18:16:05 UTC No. 721941
>>721936
You forgot Asimov
Anonymous at Wed, 2 Nov 2022 18:20:09 UTC No. 721942
>>721941
no I didn't
Anonymous at Wed, 2 Nov 2022 19:32:28 UTC No. 721949
>>721942
But he hasn't had relations with any of his parents
Anonymous at Wed, 2 Nov 2022 19:34:37 UTC No. 721950
>>721949
thats what you think
Anonymous at Wed, 2 Nov 2022 19:36:30 UTC No. 721951
>>721950
post proof
Anonymous at Wed, 2 Nov 2022 19:53:21 UTC No. 721958
>>721951
trust me
Anonymous at Wed, 2 Nov 2022 21:45:08 UTC No. 721978
Sid is hot and I want to make him my bf
Anonymous at Wed, 2 Nov 2022 22:14:37 UTC No. 721980
>>721978
Sure thing, Posie/ Sid's cousin Sydney
Anonymous at Thu, 3 Nov 2022 10:24:19 UTC No. 722015
>>721978
>>721980
this guy is like a 4chan meme
>massive autistic schizoid
>all the chicks want him
>REEEEEEEEE FUCK OFF FOID I JUST WANNA PLAY MY VIDYA
Anonymous at Thu, 3 Nov 2022 13:02:42 UTC No. 722022
how's it going fellas? Merry Christmas
Anonymous at Thu, 3 Nov 2022 13:19:57 UTC No. 722023
>>722022
Been a bit sick but gonna get back to drawing soon, if I am feeling better.
Anonymous at Thu, 3 Nov 2022 15:26:40 UTC No. 722034
robo-titties
Anonymous at Thu, 3 Nov 2022 16:36:27 UTC No. 722037
so like how about them episode ideas
Anonymous at Thu, 3 Nov 2022 16:36:55 UTC No. 722038
>>722037
wha
Anonymous at Thu, 3 Nov 2022 16:38:13 UTC No. 722039
>>722038
I said: "How about them episode ideas?"
Anonymous at Thu, 3 Nov 2022 16:39:50 UTC No. 722040
Anonymous at Thu, 3 Nov 2022 16:41:32 UTC No. 722041
>>722040
what kind
Anonymous at Thu, 3 Nov 2022 16:42:05 UTC No. 722042
>>722040
Who's in it and what is their end goal?
Anonymous at Thu, 3 Nov 2022 17:11:18 UTC No. 722044
Jerry has been on the naughty list since forever, so he's mostly been relying on his momma to buy him presents, but Janice got run over by a reindeer. Jerry has had enough, he's got a score to settle. He's going to kill Santa Clause.
Anonymous at Thu, 3 Nov 2022 17:13:48 UTC No. 722045
>>722037
A Plot: Hansel, Chaz, Jerry, and Mandy get lost in the Magical woods and are saved by Teeny Steeve
B Plot: Li and Bobland are forced by their families to try and get along
Anonymous at Thu, 3 Nov 2022 17:15:14 UTC No. 722046
>>722044
honestly, all of the main trio seem like they'd be on the naughty list, so I can see them teaming up to do it.
Anonymous at Thu, 3 Nov 2022 17:22:48 UTC No. 722048
>>722046
After another year of Christmas coal, Jerry hatches up the plan to get his revenge on Santa for screwing with them for too long. Mandy, feeling angry because she was kinda good this year, agrees and joins Jerry in killing Christmas. Chaz didn't get what he wanted for Christmas, so he's going to take something from Santa...Mrs. Clause
Subplot is about Kiddy and Nolan filling in for Santa when it seems that his magical sack lands in Hansel's alleyway
Anonymous at Thu, 3 Nov 2022 17:24:22 UTC No. 722049
C plot is about Zachary getting fed up with all this gay ass holiday shit, so him and Weedo decide to steal Christmas
Anonymous at Thu, 3 Nov 2022 17:26:49 UTC No. 722050
D plot is the rest of the town getting fed up with Jeremy, Goodfellow, Squirrel Boy and Addison with their door to door Jewish Christmas Carols
Anonymous at Thu, 3 Nov 2022 17:28:10 UTC No. 722051
E plot is Ashley being a brat and asking everyone for a Christmas gift because she deserves it
Anonymous at Thu, 3 Nov 2022 17:34:42 UTC No. 722052
F plot is Mayor Tonight builds a giant walk-in snow globe. Unfortunately it short circuits and the globe blows up, causing all the excess snow inside to blanket the town in a white bedsheet. North is now snowed in
Anonymous at Thu, 3 Nov 2022 17:40:40 UTC No. 722054
>>722050
>Goodfellow
>Jewish
Anonymous at Thu, 3 Nov 2022 17:57:47 UTC No. 722056
>>722054
Whoopsie daisy
Anonymous at Thu, 3 Nov 2022 20:14:30 UTC No. 722066
X plot is everyone thinking the rapture is coming to North Park because they see 300 angels in the snow. Ends up it was just Max innocently making snow angels. Secret ending is actually 300 angels going to war with 30,000 demons.
Anonymous at Thu, 3 Nov 2022 20:15:13 UTC No. 722067
Y plot is Max goes to therapy
Anonymous at Thu, 3 Nov 2022 20:25:00 UTC No. 722068
>>722066
Z plot is Ester dying and the angels using her as bait to get Blenny to rat out Satan's plans
Anonymous at Thu, 3 Nov 2022 21:05:54 UTC No. 722073
>>722068
-1 plot is plot A but in reverse.
Anonymous at Thu, 3 Nov 2022 22:11:35 UTC No. 722077
>>722073
>Santa Claus goes terminator on some dumb kids
Sounds fun
Anonymous at Thu, 3 Nov 2022 22:53:47 UTC No. 722084
>>722077
>Asimov-2 makes Robot Santa to kill everyone naughty
Anonymous at Thu, 3 Nov 2022 22:55:49 UTC No. 722085
>>722084
>Robot Santa: ALL OF YOU ARE NAUGHTY! except you Beansy, have this LEGO kit.
>Beansy gives a thumbs up while blowing a Raspberry
Anonymous at Thu, 3 Nov 2022 23:04:46 UTC No. 722088
Anonymous at Thu, 3 Nov 2022 23:05:56 UTC No. 722089
>>722088
drop a vocaroo broh
Anonymous at Thu, 3 Nov 2022 23:18:02 UTC No. 722091
>>722089
Can't I just drop some previous credentials and/or a resume?
https://files.catbox.moe/j0p726.mp3
I tried to sound menacing but sounded like I was being a perv, I don't wanna voice Santa anymore.
Anonymous at Thu, 3 Nov 2022 23:25:11 UTC No. 722093
Santa is a bastard
https://voca.ro/15hcfS4dExMv
Anonymous at Thu, 3 Nov 2022 23:26:06 UTC No. 722094
>>722093
Fuck you, I laughed, that's fucked up.
Anonymous at Thu, 3 Nov 2022 23:32:35 UTC No. 722096
>>722091
>>722093
Here's my more Robot Santa inspired thing
https://voca.ro/1gZODGd7YB39
Anonymous at Thu, 3 Nov 2022 23:33:50 UTC No. 722097
>>722096
This is it, this is Santa, you fucking got my vote, bro.
Anonymous at Thu, 3 Nov 2022 23:35:04 UTC No. 722098
>>722097
Can you guess who else I voiced?
Anonymous at Thu, 3 Nov 2022 23:36:21 UTC No. 722099
>>722098
I'm gonna say Asimov, it's Asimov innit?--Yeah it's Asimov.
Anonymous at Thu, 3 Nov 2022 23:37:22 UTC No. 722100
>>722096
>>722097
I don't wanna rush things...but Santa being an asshole and scaring everyone on Christmas is fucking hilarious. What if this is just a regular thing?
Anonymous at Thu, 3 Nov 2022 23:38:22 UTC No. 722101
>>722098
Toades!
Anonymous at Thu, 3 Nov 2022 23:38:25 UTC No. 722102
>>722099
CORRECT!
https://voca.ro/152XnhIfIEUM
Anonymous at Thu, 3 Nov 2022 23:39:03 UTC No. 722103
>>722100
I want him to shoot presents at people full of things they least want, like for Chaz it's DILF porn.
Anonymous at Thu, 3 Nov 2022 23:40:33 UTC No. 722104
>>722100
He's North Park Santa
https://voca.ro/18aed2H7HNtA
Anonymous at Thu, 3 Nov 2022 23:40:34 UTC No. 722105
>>722102
Oh shit man, you got range.
>>722101
>tfw forgot he voiced Toades
Anonymous at Thu, 3 Nov 2022 23:42:00 UTC No. 722106
You guys got anything you want North Park Santa to say?
Anonymous at Thu, 3 Nov 2022 23:45:03 UTC No. 722107
Should we design North Park's Santa?
what would his relation be to regular Santa
Anonymous at Thu, 3 Nov 2022 23:50:29 UTC No. 722108
>>722107
disheveled, slightly drunk, wrinkly. Someone dipped the tip of his hat in really shitty rye whiskey, and he's got a black eye. So does his one (1) reindeer.
Anonymous at Thu, 3 Nov 2022 23:58:42 UTC No. 722111
>>722103
>Carpet bombs Drew's house with physical dvd copies of the last season of 2 broke girls
Anonymous at Fri, 4 Nov 2022 00:00:07 UTC No. 722112
>>722109
The elf head really hates teeny steeve
Anonymous at Fri, 4 Nov 2022 00:01:21 UTC No. 722113
Anonymous at Fri, 4 Nov 2022 00:03:48 UTC No. 722114
>>722113
Man, I'm on the naughty list for putting the toilet paper upside down.
WHAT DO YOU DO TO GET ON THE GOOD LIST?
Anonymous at Fri, 4 Nov 2022 00:04:51 UTC No. 722115
>>722111
Imagine the shrill shriek when she goes to look at what Santa got and it's The Complete How I Met Your Mother + The Bro Code book + The Bro Code Audio Book narrated by Peil Natrick Harris.
Anonymous at Fri, 4 Nov 2022 00:05:03 UTC No. 722116
>>722113
It's ok NP santa. We all did some shit. Hell, you did awful enough to get North Park. It sure as hell ain't the North Pole.
Anonymous at Fri, 4 Nov 2022 00:05:46 UTC No. 722117
>>722112
https://voca.ro/1dv1frxfIeYl
Anonymous at Fri, 4 Nov 2022 00:09:00 UTC No. 722120
Anonymous at Fri, 4 Nov 2022 00:15:06 UTC No. 722121
>>722120
https://files.catbox.moe/1cs1jc.mp3
>tfw shitposting takes you out of retirement
Anonymous at Fri, 4 Nov 2022 00:18:25 UTC No. 722123
>>722121
https://voca.ro/14T3raGjoYdF
Anonymous at Fri, 4 Nov 2022 00:23:06 UTC No. 722124
>>722123
https://files.catbox.moe/isfmxw.mp3
Sound Warning in the first 10 seconds.
Anonymous at Fri, 4 Nov 2022 00:28:38 UTC No. 722125
>>722124
Jesus, that scream was loud
https://voca.ro/19ulsExtX2Yc
Anonymous at Fri, 4 Nov 2022 00:32:53 UTC No. 722129
>>722125
https://files.catbox.moe/pjyo34.mp3
I'm sorry if I deleted your eardrums, I hope you had a great Halloween.
Anonymous at Fri, 4 Nov 2022 00:45:30 UTC No. 722133
https://voca.ro/1vUc1JnxXPyE
Anonymous at Fri, 4 Nov 2022 00:59:51 UTC No. 722135
>>722133
Anon sees the Asimoms making out
Anonymous at Fri, 4 Nov 2022 01:25:48 UTC No. 722137
>>722136
My friends who are family to me and my mom.
Fuck my dad though, dick.
Anonymous at Fri, 4 Nov 2022 02:04:52 UTC No. 722142
>>722140
He's a dick.
Anonymous at Fri, 4 Nov 2022 03:28:37 UTC No. 722153
>>722140
because he wants to fuck his mom
Anonymous at Fri, 4 Nov 2022 11:02:05 UTC No. 722169
>>722142
is that why he was inside your mom last night?
Anonymous at Fri, 4 Nov 2022 14:11:26 UTC No. 722172
Should we try handling Max's mom? Do we dare take her on?
Anonymous at Fri, 4 Nov 2022 14:17:43 UTC No. 722173
>>722172
I think at this point it's best she's never shown
Max is such an enigma that the more mystery there is surrounding him, the better
Anonymous at Fri, 4 Nov 2022 14:49:27 UTC No. 722177
>>722172
Max should draw her
Anonymous at Fri, 4 Nov 2022 19:35:30 UTC No. 722207
>>722206
Sabrina kissing Cringe kid when?
Anonymous at Fri, 4 Nov 2022 20:02:47 UTC No. 722210
>>722207
How does Penny feel about her Sister crushing on Cringe Kid?
does she try and keep Lydia and the rest of the gang from bullying him for her?
>>722209
Totally Sabrina and Cringe Kid, mostly because neither of them are assholes
Anonymous at Fri, 4 Nov 2022 20:08:43 UTC No. 722211
>>722210
>does she try and keep Lydia and the rest of the gang from bullying him for her?
she does the exact opposite. She actually has a bone to pick with her sister after catching Cringe Kid in her room ruffling through her drawers for something to play with
Anonymous at Fri, 4 Nov 2022 20:14:34 UTC No. 722212
Honestly I feel like Cringe Kid wouldn't be fun at all to bully, because he isn't going to react in an entertaining way.
If you punch him in the face he's just gonna lay there after you do.
he doesn't make any noise when he cries, he just sits there occasionally hiccupping.
His shit has already been broken a bunch of times so there's no fun in breaking it.
Anonymous at Fri, 4 Nov 2022 21:23:19 UTC No. 722219
>>722215
There's also the fact that his dad works just about everywhere in town and is a pretty valued employee, if he catches you fucking with his kid you may end up getting banned from most of the businesses in town alongside getting yelled at by your parents after he tells them about you bullying his son
Anonymous at Fri, 4 Nov 2022 22:39:00 UTC No. 722232
That's a good idea for a creepy episode, Kids in North Park start getting in trouble because Bobby Norman talks to their parents about all the bad things they do, and none of the businesses in town are safe because he works in all of them, and he also does deliveries so there's a chance of getting spotted even if you avoid the businesses
Anonymous at Fri, 4 Nov 2022 22:50:07 UTC No. 722236
>>722232
snitches are bitches who get stiches and thrown into ditches
Anonymous at Sat, 5 Nov 2022 00:35:52 UTC No. 722257
North Park should be written like Family Guy
Anonymous at Sat, 5 Nov 2022 01:15:37 UTC No. 722268
>>722257
we don't own any manatees
Anonymous at Sat, 5 Nov 2022 19:12:52 UTC No. 722332
>>722209
>Cringe Kid ships Corncest
Anonymous at Sat, 5 Nov 2022 23:40:04 UTC No. 722347
ded thred
Anonymous at Sun, 6 Nov 2022 00:42:29 UTC No. 722349
Has anyone tried to use the AI shit the /vp/ threads are using to make Animu North Park Images
Anonymous at Sun, 6 Nov 2022 05:25:31 UTC No. 722374
>>722365
Link to thread
>>>/vp/51869341
Anonymous at Sun, 6 Nov 2022 08:01:08 UTC No. 722380
>>722374
lets not
Anonymous at Sun, 6 Nov 2022 10:09:30 UTC No. 722389
page 10
Anonymous at Sun, 6 Nov 2022 10:13:21 UTC No. 722390
>>722389
Well if we are on page 10 might as well ask to see if everyone is cool with using the new height adjusted version of the line up moving forward? Here it is without the height lines for reference to how it looks.
Anonymous at Sun, 6 Nov 2022 11:04:40 UTC No. 722392
>>722365
>black plague hits North Park and the entire town fucking dies
Goddammit, who do we blame this time, Hansel's rats or Melozar the Wizard?
Anonymous at Sun, 6 Nov 2022 12:11:00 UTC No. 722395
>>721795
Sabrina gets given more candy than Cringe Kid for some reason but luckily she likes to share with him.
Sorry for taking so long to get back to these requests, I'm recovering from illness.
Anonymous at Sun, 6 Nov 2022 13:10:24 UTC No. 722396
>>722390
yes please.
Anonymous at Sun, 6 Nov 2022 13:11:25 UTC No. 722397
>>722395
I hope you make it through it dude. Don't push yourself.
Anonymous at Sun, 6 Nov 2022 13:44:09 UTC No. 722402
>>722395
this is cute as hell, and like >>722397
said, don't push yourself on our account
Anonymous at Sun, 6 Nov 2022 14:47:11 UTC No. 722410
i'm drinking so much weed rn rip aaron carter, bitches
I USED TO BE HIP AND WITH IT
but then it got weird..
Anonymous at Sun, 6 Nov 2022 14:53:27 UTC No. 722412
>>722410
STFU DrewAnon you were never with it, you were never cool.
You just laugh at your own jokes and sip on Coca-Cola.
Anonymous at Sun, 6 Nov 2022 15:03:57 UTC No. 722414
>>722410
>weed
another victim to the 9000
Anonymous at Sun, 6 Nov 2022 15:47:29 UTC No. 722421
>>722414
shut up, bitch i 50 years ago we'd have you with a fucking steak dinner hanging out your mouth
>>722412
STFU you're me.
Anonymous at Sun, 6 Nov 2022 15:52:53 UTC No. 722422
>>722380
weak
Anonymous at Sun, 6 Nov 2022 23:05:40 UTC No. 722490
>>722422
You could still play around with it yourself if you want to, We've had AI images posted here before just as long as they don't overtake the drawings.
Anonymous at Mon, 7 Nov 2022 01:03:01 UTC No. 722502
>>722410
fuck off slappy
you're still banned to gay baby jail, only Drew and Beansy are allowed out