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🧵 /npg/ Comfy North Park OC thread #15

Anonymous No. 726995

Welcome to the North Park OC thread, a place to draw, create and discuss original characters for North Park, a South Park spin off. Feel free to read through the wiki for more information on the characters so far. Otherwise, draw characters and have fun!

Different special OP image edition

Wiki link:
https://north-park-creations.fandom.com/wiki/North_Park_Creations_Wiki

Previous thread:
https://archived.moe/i/thread/722520

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Anonymous No. 726996

Here is a list off most of if not all the drawn characters so far. If you want a quick way to start drawing them, use a random number generator (www.calculator.net/random-number-generator.html) and have a go at drawing whatever characters you get. You can even do it multiple times if you want to draw more than one character together. Feel free to look through the Wiki or ask in the thread for more info on the characters.

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Anonymous No. 726999

>>726996
So, just checking, but do dead characters not get a number?

Anonymous No. 727000

>>726999
Nah since they’re dead they aren’t really an active character. They might get a section on a related character’s page, or if the dead character has a lot going on for them they might get their own page.

Anonymous No. 727006

>>726999
why do dead characters not get a number. but someone like, say, Asimov-2 does? imo every character we've created and established should be numbered, and their wiki should simply clarify theyre dead
we literally have a banner for that

Anonymous No. 727010

>>726999
We need some cute art of Bobby and Barbra together

Anonymous No. 727011

>>727010
we are NOT naming the parents of the weird autistic vidya kid "bob" and "barb"

Anonymous No. 727012

>>727011
why?

Anonymous No. 727014

>>727012
anon...

Anonymous No. 727017

>>727012
That would be our 3rd Chris Chan joke

Anonymous No. 727018

>>727006
Well, I assumed Asimov-2 was an active character despite not having his body, he can crawl around as a spider head and sometimes escapes Crip’s house to cause villainy before inevitably being found by him and taken back. Characters who are dead can’t interact with the current cast at all besides being brought back as ghosts or whatever.

If we all are alright with adding dead characters to the line up we can do it, we had this discussion before with bongo and decided to keep him off it. Similar to how characters like CCL don’t show up enough to be a regular on the line up, dead characters can show up even less than her because they’re dead

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Anonymous No. 727042

Hope we all have a good time this thread

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Anonymous No. 727049

>>727042
You can't make me have fun.

R No. 727050

Hey everyone, it's DC's creator.

I decided to not go anon anymore, and reveal who I am. This is just to figure out whose who in this and all, and people got confused so yeah.

Apparently i've seen alot of things, and I've come to the realization that I won't be doing anything with SCP talk shit any longer in here, so yeah.

I've also heard people were wondering what else was there for DC and what not? Also glad to see DC has info on his page now! Lmao!

Now if anyone likes to know, DC hates max so god damn much now. He has a tolerance for CK and sees him having potential to change himself around.

Anything else, just ask about the character, ill try and get to it.

Anonymous No. 727051

>>727050
im sick of this guy

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R No. 727054

>>727051

Truly i cannot care, i contribute

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Anonymous No. 727074

>>727014
>>727017
oh, well at least Cringe Kid can't fuck his mom.
unless we go through with her having faked her death.
But yeah, what should we rename her to then?

Anonymous No. 727075

>>727074
no i kinda like it
keep it
funny

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R No. 727077

>>726999
>>727014
>>727017
>>727074
>>727075

You fucks!

Anonymous No. 727081

Nobody wants to be Melville.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ooWSXF73RXU
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1mZXmnkTYOM

Anonymous No. 727082

>>726999
>There is 0 art of Chariot seething over Bobby and his wife
wack

Anonymous No. 727083

>>727081
On a scale of 1 to 10 how badly does adult Melville rage about Bobby Norman Jr's success and big tiddy GF?

Anonymous No. 727085

You will sin and have fun in a heretic way even if I have to drag you and tie you to the chair to watch western anime.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9go5jzWvJsI
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tW90OlLvqwI
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CXR7zYrnrcM
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=a5fd6AGzVvg
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RphaZDvXX-A

Anonymous No. 727086

>>727085
oh, like wakfu? that's western animu right?

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Anonymous No. 727087

>>727050
I added stuff from the previous thread but I also decided to add some new stuff I thought gave the character more stuff that'd lead to more stories and conflict with them as well as some extra bits of fluff.

I was thinking with Dream Child's characterisation to lean into the "child" part of his name, giving him a very childlike mindset to balance out his magic powers. He wants to do good but his immaturity means he doesn't always do that, I sort of see him as a Peter Pan type. He'd kidnap someone and take them away to the abandoned theme park to live with him and he wouldn't understand why someone wouldn't like that. I think this allows him to play the role of an ally as well as an antagonist whenever appropriate.

Anonymous No. 727088

That reminds me, I had an idea: Blenny kills dream child, and from the corpse rises DOOM CHILD. Doom child offers Blenny a wish, but Blenny just reaches for his knife with a mildly annoyed look.
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Anonymous No. 727090

>>727088

Anonymous No. 727091

>>727090
perfect

🗑️ Anonymous No. 727097

should I attempt this? I kinda wanted to do something big on the last month of the year, but maybe helping co-write an episode with you guys would be easier.

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Anonymous No. 727099

>>727098
anyone want to take on the task of making a North Park version of this?

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Anonymous No. 727102

>>727099
should I attempt this before the year ends? I kinda wanted to do something big for the last month of 2022, but maybe working on the pilot with you guys would be easier?
I do very much love the group art

Anonymous No. 727105

>>727102
I'd love to see it!
as a funny joke Bobby should appear at least once in every area as a part of thee running gag that Bobby is working everywhere in spite of it not making any sense

Anonymous No. 727106

>>727102
I love group art as well [spoiler]although hate having to sort it into everyone's wiki galleries[/spoiler]

With this one it looks like there are more characters than we have made, but I suppose you can use stuff like alternate characters (Demon Hansel separate from Hansel for example) as well as some characters where it makes sense there might be multiple like Asimovs. Not sure what you will do with all the Camels though. There's nothing saying you can't work on both this and the pilot, since I imagine the pilot will mostly be discussion and writing and the drawing for it would come afterwards. I say go for it if you feel like doing it.

Anonymous No. 727107

>>727106
Hey, speaking of the Wiki, Bobby, Maria and Chariot should probably reference their weird love triangle thing they have

Anonymous No. 727108

>>727107
Sure, what's the quick run down on that? I remember Bobby being impressed with Maria's intelligence and was making Chariot insecure, does Bobby actually prefer Maria over Chariot? Is Maria actually that much into Bobby or is she just being generally flirtatious?

Anonymous No. 727109

>>727107
should it though?

Anonymous No. 727111

>>727109
It's just more character info to go in the "relationships" section. It isn't like Bobby, Maria and Chariot's pages are bloated or anything so it doesn't hurt to include it.

Anonymous No. 727113

>>727111
yeah but it's not like it's important
putting it in might give the impression that love drama is what they're about.

Anonymous No. 727114

>>727108
Maria and Chariot are both interested in Bobby.
Bobby respects both of them for their intelligence but likes Chariot more.
Maria still pursues him anyways

Anonymous No. 727115

>>727113
>>727114
I'll try to find a nice balance to have it included but not seem like it's a super big plot point.

Anonymous No. 727117

>>727115
In general, I think we shouldn't archive too much. Most things we say about characters and such should be treated with the same canonicity as the demented ramblings of sleep-deprived raccoons.

Anonymous No. 727119

>>727117
Everything we write down is liable to change. Sometimes we establish things about characters then down the line find we naturally change these aspects, and then when I remember it I update the wiki accordingly. You are right though that not everything gets archived however, it would get silly if for example we were to put each characters relationship with every other character on the page, best to just focus on the more relevant stuff.

Although, I do want to create a chart or document at some point, one for each character that details their relationship with each character if any, just because I think it would be interesting to see. Not for any definitive personality bible or anything.

R No. 727123

>>727087
I say he doesn't actually take himself like way too far with himself and all, I mean he's just a child and still, but seems to not mean to do anything bad? Like kill and shit?

Also he's kinda like the Collector mixed in with a bit of peter-pan i guess? And maybe can show a serious side if provoked long enough? So theres that to add.

I'd say he's an ally but somewhat a bit misunderstanding of some things. He's a bit equal and doesn't do harm unless we're talking someone like with >>727088 and >>727090
what with blenny wishing to do harm.

Then comes the D O O M!

R No. 727124

>>727102
Reminds me btw, ill be showing the link again. We'll try and get things started out well with the walking to school scene and all?

https://docs.google.com/document/d/1c1RPUy5V32QwgsJ4JWe1Jar2WnlCBHW2g59cm_x5SII/edit?usp=sharing

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Anonymous No. 727135

Have a Happy, Horny, Hansley Holiday

Anonymous No. 727140

>>727135
I know we have been throwing ideas around for a first episode, but we have to consider what the christmas special is gonna be since it's coming up.

Anonymous No. 727177

>>727140
Christmas Special is Santa shoots up the town.
And Chaz saves the day by seducing Mrs. Claus who is a yeti.
Bang done, gimme my paycheck.

Anonymous No. 727180

>>727140
how about something fun involving the families? we hardly see them together, and christmas is about being with ur family after all
some adventures with the kids and their families, an excuse to explore sibling and parent/child relationships, and a look into the lives of kids who dont have anyone, and maybe even the families that dont celebrate christmas, all kinda on their own adventures yet connected by some overarching story and then converging into one big focal plot

Anonymous No. 727181

>>727180
how would any of the families celebrate anyway? Mandy's house is probably a great fiest, the japanese don't really celebrate traditionally so Agatha's family is probably on vacation, the Hansleys have by far the most holiday spirit, the Walkers kinda half ass it because they forgot it's even Christmas since it's not summer, the jewish kids celebrate Hanukkah, the alien twins use this as an excuse to observe earth holiday practices but they learn everything they know from Hansel who has never had a family Christmas so he just teaches them complete nonsense, Drew's family probably has some weird clown traditions

Anonymous No. 727182

>>727181
I wonder how Posie and Lydia/Linus's families would be, Pretty sure Mormons celebrate christmas the same as christians, would they visit each other for the holiday?

Melville probably hosts a fancy christmas party and tries to invite people to it so he has people to spend it with outside of Sebastian. I feel he's the type to brag about the cool presents he told sebastian to buy him and hype up his fancy house but just be doing it to cover up the fact he's lonely and wants to spend christmas with someone who likes him.

Anonymous No. 727184

>>727140
We did talk about North Park's santa in one of the last threads

R No. 727188

>>727140
>no one has continued on the doc

boowomp. Also for real, yeah i can see a christmas special with maybe a nice blizzard to add in?

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Anonymous No. 727204

Hi gang, here's something that came to my mind after haloween and the Mario movie trailer, hope u like it!

Anonymous No. 727205

>>727204
nice! i missed these two

Anonymous No. 727206

>>727204
its interesting seeing how many ships and developments sorta just happened as time went on
did anyone ever predict that the very gay crossdressing kid would hook up with the weird fujo artist?

Anonymous No. 727213

>>727206
Well you have to be gay if you wanna date a fujo.

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Anonymous No. 727216

Recap Kid/Cringe Kid OTP!
How can Sabrina even compete?

Anonymous No. 727217

>>727206
Of course the chick who loves guys getting fucked wants the guy who wants guys to fuck him.
It's a shame Yashu sees through all her attempts to get him to fuck her BF

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Anonymous No. 727218

Here's genderbent Bennett, Bella!

Anonymous No. 727219

>>727218
so whats her deal? does she pretend to be a little boy to get molested by big tough pedo women?

Anonymous No. 727220

>>727219
Yeah, she aims for milfs that are looking for a boytoy but little do they know, she has a vajay!

Anonymous No. 727222

>>727220
hot
is Agatha her supportive boyfriend who makes her cosplay like his faggy underage anime boys?

Anonymous No. 727228

>>727218
>Bella: Wanna corrupt me?
>Maria: No, you're getting properly pampered
>Bella, already wrapped in a warm blanket and holding a freshly baked cookie: What?
>Maria: I don't want a boytoy, I want a child to call my own, and until my Artificial womb is up and running you'll have to do!

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Anonymous No. 727230

>>727222
Basically yeah, their dynamic doesn't change. Agatha looks like a fucking nerd genderbent though. And I dunno what to name him.

Anonymous No. 727231

>>727230
Agnus?

Anonymous No. 727233

>>727220
>vajay
shoot yourself

R No. 727235

What the fuck.

Oh yeah Dream-Child and Mineral should be good friends.

Anonymous No. 727269

>>727216
Are there any other "Blank" Kids we should know about!?

Anonymous No. 727303

>>727269
Recap Kid is my wife from Invader Zim ignore that nignoramus.

Anonymous No. 727304

>>727269
Technically, before Hansel was given a name he was just known as "The Homeless kid"

In a similar vein Lydia was called "Punk Girl" for a while. Cringe Kid ended up getting a name (Bobby Norman Jr) but people in universe call him Cringe Kid anyway and it'd make it confusing as to if you are talking about him or his dad unless you start calling him "Junior"

Anonymous No. 727305

https://files.catbox.moe/qnnuyc.mp3

Anonymous No. 727306

>>727303
>Wifing Recap Kid

Anonymous No. 727307

>>727305
https://voca.ro/1orAt9mXergz

Anonymous No. 727308

>>727305
>>727307
Raisins outfits Drew and Asimov when?

Anonymous No. 727309

>>727308
I’m honestly kinda surprised these threads have gone on without anyone making raisins art considering it exists in universe.

Anonymous No. 727310

>>727309
haha yeah ain't that funny ha ha

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Anonymous No. 727311

>>727307
Drew would explode upon seeing Asimov in a raisins outfit
Just burst into flame like pic related

Anonymous No. 727317

>>727311
yes we know some of the people itthread are also invader zim general regulars
you probably should go easy on the offtopic image posting, at least until after bump limit

Anonymous No. 727319

>>727102
my goodness gracious zac's smug face and the shadow his hat is making over his eyes are still killing me in this one

Anonymous No. 727320

>>727307
lol, this response killed Drewanon

Anonymous No. 727323

>>727307
I can't believe Asimov killed Drew, again.
Pizza Burgers are messy and I DO NOT recommend them.
I hope your week goes well Asimovbro.

R No. 727330

>>727305
I'm enjoyed by the fact this 30 year old anon actually went out of the way and made slappy give like a k'nuckles sort of voice.

It just seems sort of right, yet the character feels sort of wrong what with the drew shit, lmao. It's almost true between

R No. 727331

>zombie Mrs.Norman when btw

Anonymous No. 727333

>>727051
im sick of this thread

Anonymous No. 727335

>>727323
Me too, gonna be playing that project playtime thing when it drops tomorrow

Anonymous No. 727338

>>727330
Anon.. Slappy's had that voice since his inception, there are a few audio sketches floating around with Slappy and Drew's shenanigans.

Anonymous No. 727341

I hate Drew/Slappy

Anonymous No. 727343

>>727341
why?

Anonymous No. 727345

>>727341
i do too, they're both reddit

>>727343
they're fucking stupid and drewanon is a niggerfaggot

Anonymous No. 727346

i am very entertained by the notion of clowns being another species

seeing as im currently writing a story of my own about a species of clowns, this is like a weirder alternative to that

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Anonymous No. 727347

>>727345
>>727341
based. Go back to juggling beer bottles Pennywise

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Anonymous No. 727349

>>727347
Fuck, this is kino, thanks, saved.

Anonymous No. 727355

>>727343
I like the characters but hate the ship.
Drew and Slappy both already have happy ships so shipping them together doesn't make any sense.
plus the ship is just kinda nasty in general

Anonymous No. 727360

>>727355
>plus the ship is just kinda nasty in general
but enough about Posid

Anonymous No. 727370

>>727355
i agree, personally the forced incest ships have gotten so common that it's annoying, even if it's mostly shitposting some people try to force canon ones and i'm not even an anti-incest puritan or whatever, it's just very forced and every time a character with a sibling or parent or cousin or whatever is introduced everyone's like "YOOO BUT WHAT IF THEY SEX?!!???!" and the thread just becomes incest discussion for like a million replies. chaz has an excuse because it's part of his character to be a milf-hunter so he goes for his own mom but the other ones make little to no sense or are just there for fetish reasons

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Anonymous No. 727371

>>727355
>>727370
Join the anti-incest brigade today and help make North Park a less inbred place

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Anonymous No. 727377

That's it, incest is no more

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Anonymous No. 727381

Posie/Lydia is still kinda hot though

Anonymous No. 727382

>>727381
meh, felt a bit too rapey, I won't stop you though

Anonymous No. 727383

>>727381
Remember kids, anything can be possible in the R34 universe.
>>727382
Wait, who'd be raping who in that situation?

Anonymous No. 727384

>>727382
Really?
I always just interpret it as the two of them screaming at each other only to start violently making out.

Anonymous No. 727385

i'll be good and stop shipshitposting.
well until the new year

Anonymous No. 727386

>>727377
>Jerry's mom wants to get together with Mayor Chuck
>This means that Jerry and Zachary would be half brothers
This could only end poorly for Jerry

Anonymous No. 727387

>>727377
never thought id see the day

Anonymous No. 727389

>>727384
That's Zack/Lydia, Rulf/Lydia.
Also if you want the gentle rape then you go with Max/anything white. Don't pair him up with brown people or else he goes full Zack.

>>727377
No more insects? Okaay hahahaha. One of the good things about the cold; no more insects

Anonymous No. 727391

>>727377
This makes me want to vote for Mac Tonight

Anonymous No. 727392

>>727389
Rulf/Lydia is more femdom than that, and Zach/Lydia is VERY rapey.
take your meds.

Anonymous No. 727396

>It’s a Zachary mindbreaks all the 4th grade girls into being his harem episode

Anonymous No. 727399

>>727396
Zach is tall but one thing he got from his dad sure as hell isn't.
lol, lmao even

Anonymous No. 727404

Aahhhhh my meds... so good. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YjIDNabNE5M
So what is hiding in your browsing history, anons? Haha you're girls, surely nothing fucked up and demonic and bloody is hiding in your browsing history haha.
Why are girls so fucked up and why does that turn me on.

A girl like Dorothy tho? nothing interesting there, probably just baked goods recipes n shit, a whole lot of nothing.
A boy like Charles the Canadian? probably asking on forums over 2000 times the repercussions of jumping in his bed with his shoes on and everyone tells him it's legal but he doesn't believe it.
Max's browsing history? Hahahahah pfffHAHAHAHAHAHA
https://imgur.com/a/1Xx6wGL

Anonymous No. 727405

Dorothy's google search history is just lines of "how do you spell" and then a word repeated incorrectly seven times.

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Anonymous No. 727423

How about some superheroes?

Anonymous No. 727424

>>727423
nice! do we have a completed list of every single superhero persona?

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Anonymous No. 727425

>>727424
I collected a bunch of the ones that seemed more finalised and plan to do those ones. I actually have some ideas for what the superhero game could be about including certain plot points.

Anonymous No. 727426

>>727425
sweet! ill love to see it if you do another collection, but dont sweat it bro, it seems like ur kinda assigned as our main artists rn
this whole project is p much visualized in this style of urs, but i cant say i dont love it

hey, if theres enough of em this might just make another OP image

Anonymous No. 727427

Hey, for Cringe Kid's Villain costume he'd have something like Zenaku from Power Rangers with a modified version of his blue Fox mask.

Here's a ref for Zenaku's costume
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Anonymous No. 727428

>>727427
Do you think he'd be a random independent villain or a member of T.T's Clockwork Conclave?

The way I am sort of working it into the story is that there are some kids who may be independent villains, and there will be a quest or side quest that involves them as the main enemy, and then after you defeat them they occasionally appear around town as a rare random encounter after that. The Villains apart of T.T's group will sometimes rarely spawn leading a group of her Clockwork minions when you randomly encounter them as well, and they each have proper bossfights during the raid on her lair.
>>727426
Yeah it's not gonna be as big as the OP image but I planned out how many I would make ahead so it wasn't a prime number. Unless of course people want me to add more characters, if so better to tell me now so I have time to work them in. Ideally prefer villain roles as with the plan I have I've already fleshed out the hero factions, we have enough of them basically.

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Anonymous No. 727430

>>727428
CK is the starting villain, when TT overthows him as the main villain he joins up with the heroes to take TT down, complaining that it was his turn to be the major villain

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Anonymous No. 727439

>>727427
Kid is lucky to have that Melville Money for this expensive costume
>>727430
major villain? More like major pain in my ass

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Anonymous No. 727442

Mute's herosona: the Invisible Woman

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Anonymous No. 727443

better?

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Anonymous No. 727444

>>727405
>"How's the online reconnaissance going? Have you found any secrets of our enemy's weakspots?"
>"Huh? Oh yeah, I'm on it Rulf...how to spell reeconnoersanse."

Anonymous No. 727447

>>727443
it's nice!

R No. 727451

>>727338
Ah

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R No. 727452

Hold up lemme give ya a little detail

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Anonymous No. 727458

>>727082
so much rent free that A2 tells her to calm down

Anonymous No. 727460

>>727458
>Charoit used to wear glasses
bros how is he so cute??

Anonymous No. 727466

>>727460
>He
I wanna eat her non-functioning pussy.

Anonymous No. 727475

>>727458
This is everything I wanted and more.
you're a girt to mankind, Anon!

Anonymous No. 727476

>>727466
Get in line, Bobby needs to work her pussy like he works his jobs first.
give her the dick so good she actually feels something down there

Anonymous No. 727477

>>727458
Can we get the individual frames?

Anonymous No. 727481

I just realized Drew & Slappy's audio logs aren't linked on the wiki neither saved anywhere else but vocaroo.

Anonymous No. 727484

>>727481
Where do you think they should go? Under their own heading on their respective character's pages? Although I don't remember if any of them would have content that isn't acceptable on the wiki, or if their moderation system would even be able to know that.

If someone wants to go through all the previous threads to collect them all that'd be amazing, using the search feature would probably speed the search up.

Anonymous No. 727495

lol what the fuck i had a dream that zachary and max were trying to gaslight charles into euthanizing himself because of all the canadian healthcare memes floating around around recently

Anonymous No. 727496

>>727495
Sounds pretty in character

Anonymous No. 727497

>>727496
might make for a good episode actually, like the edgy joke type of south park ones that usually end up making some people mad

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Anonymous No. 727506

>>727497
kek yeah if south park was still being made theyd probably make that joke
>hey Charles, you're canadian right? you should apply for euthanasia
>what? why?
>like i said, youre Canadian

Anonymous No. 727531

>>727500
My only complaint about his costume is lack of a cool belt.
Like can it even be called a Kamen Rider reference without the cool belt?

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Anonymous No. 727569

>>727531
To be fair I am not really able to add the most amount of detail with how small they are

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Anonymous No. 727574

man i fucking hate seeing this stupid ass thread for failed to launch adults shitting up the front page of /i/ every time you faggots make a new thread instead of making a discord and fucking off to there. fuck everyone who posts here, fuck the mod who kicked you weenies out of /co/, and most importantly FUCK YOU!

Anonymous No. 727575

>>727574
You are powerless.

Anonymous No. 727577

>>727574
no no, anon, fuck (you)

Anonymous No. 727578

>>727575
>>727577
y'all, we're squatters here. Be polite.

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Anonymous No. 727579

>727574
if you want to make an OC, just do so yah prick

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Anonymous No. 727588

>>727579
i wouldn't even care that you were here if the mods could reverse pin your thread and have it permanently at the bottom of the catalogue. i do not know why this isn't in /trash/ to beginwith

Anonymous No. 727590

>>727588
Why don't you just hide the thread so it's not visible for you then?

Anonymous No. 727591

>>727590
Then how would he gatekeep, derail, and flame an entire thread for doing literally nothing wrong. Tell him to post his work or ignore him. His text only shitposts are not even valid criticisms.

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Anonymous No. 727592

sorry about your autism bro
I don't like the lol threads either, but I'm not gonna waste my time yelling into the void

Anonymous No. 727593

>>727592
>Lydia casually strolls in like she own the place and he doesnt even complain

Anonymous No. 727594

>>727593
>Rulf, talking about how he hates filthy abledniggers while sitting on Lydia's lap and holding her hand

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Anonymous No. 727597

>>727204

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>>727477
ahh, sorry, I didn't save them individually or on the site

R No. 727603

>>727601
looks like someone needs to suffer!

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Anonymous No. 727605

>>727603
Just being me is suffering enough

Anonymous No. 727606

>>727605
You think TT ever goes back in time and tries to abort him?

Anonymous No. 727607

>>727605
I will sniff them titties.

>>727603
Man shut the fuck up, don't you K me ever again, or I'll fuck your mom.

Anonymous No. 727622

>>727597
>Rosalina Honoka
Oh no, she's adorable!

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Anonymous No. 727658

>>727601
Does Ester like Mac Tonight?

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Anonymous No. 727694

RP name
North Park: SUPER Stupid Idea

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Anonymous No. 727695

>>727694
Sounds fun. What happens in it?

Anonymous No. 727697

>>727695
They film Gonzo Death Footage, but as superheroes.

Anonymous No. 727702

>>727695
awww, i was hoping you'd keep the caution tape scarf/cape

Anonymous No. 727703

>>727702
That's an alternate skin/ demon hansel version when he uses his ultimate

Anonymous No. 727744

Draw Cringe Kid getting smooches from various girls.
Seething Sabrina optional but appreciated

Anonymous No. 727748

>>727744
Man, why are Cringe Kid and Bobby Norman so popular with girls?

Anonymous No. 727754

Also in case we forget because we tend to, happy late birthday to Mandy!

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Anonymous No. 727772

>>727606
why would she when he has such a sick ass costume >>727770

Anonymous No. 727788

>>727597
Man, I really want more cute art of Li and Honoka being happy and reunited in North Park.
Maybe something with Yashu being impressed seeing his Dad throwing hands with a Literal Bear during one of his scuffles with Bobland

Anonymous No. 727790

>>727770
these are great, are you doing them in order of old suggested designs, or coming up with them urself? because ive never seen some of these designs, like the Neil one, and its real sweet! but im also pretty sure i recall seeing some old design ideas you mightve missed

Anonymous No. 727791

I can't decide if Rulf and his entire army should have the military motif as a part of their costumes, or if every kid should have a unique persona. On one hand the idea of them all being connected to him, with slight variations in costume but still clearly under his lead is very neat. On the other hand, I kinda wanna explore identity and design idea for all those kids. Maybe we could do both? After Rulf is beaten his crew disbands and some of them get their own unique looks.

Anonymous No. 727795

>>727791
Rulf: DAMN IT GUYS! We agreed on a Militia Theme!
The rest of them: No, You agreed

Anonymous No. 727796

So out of all of North Park kids, who do you think grows up to become decent people?

Anonymous No. 727797

>>727791
I think Billie should have something based on poison like some kinda frog or something like throws dirt at people and uses a hose as a weapon
Georgia's persona should be magical girl inspired
Sean utilizes his hyperflexibiloty and looks kinda oldschool 90s-early 2000s tech

idk about the rest, a military motif would actually really suit Fitzroy, and Dizzy is so dedicated to the larp that he would probably also love the military aesthetic

Anonymous No. 727798

>>727796
most of row 1, probably

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Anonymous No. 727800

>it's a save Patricia from the villains and Chaz's embarrassment level

Anonymous No. 727801

i don't remember, was there factions and shit in the superhero rp?

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Anonymous No. 727810

>>727801
yeah
Melville's batch of goody two shoes heroes who do good deeds
Jerry's batch of brutal anti heroes who want to eradicate criminals
T.T.'s Clockwork Conclave who want to take over the timeline, but every villain has their own varying motivations

Anonymous No. 727850

>>727810
I should redraw this someday.

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Anonymous No. 727866

>>727850
imagine Beansy with superman's powerset

Anonymous No. 727868

>>727866
nice!

R No. 727886

>>727605
>inb4 T.T becomes a flat tomboy as an adult and manages to commit psy-ops on the boys.

>>727607
Try me btich

Anonymous No. 727888

>>727866
>Drew is Asimov's nemesis
>Drew: Oh yeah, we have a whole dating catwoman thing going on!

R No. 727889

>>727810
You know is it me, or do i want to see beansy be like the hulk?

I mean that cull kid/roadkill boy could be like a cool ghost rider-esque character with a fucking toy motorcycle?

I could manage Mineral, Dream-Child, Teene-Steevy, and other fantastic folk be like a Fantastic Four-Doctor Strange hybrid gang.

Anonymous No. 727890

so which kid DOESNT have a superhero persona yet? whos available to be worked on

Anonymous No. 727893

>>727888
Fuck, she would do some shit like that.
>"Asimov, when I go bam! or Biff! That means I hit you, k? So you go down."
>Asimov just smashes Drew with a fucking wrecking ball in his chest
>"biff."

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Anonymous No. 727894

>>727810
>>727866
What a coincidence, these three are the next on my list that I'm drawing
>>727790
All these designs have been posted before, you can find the Neil one if you got through his gallery on the wiki, he's a villain who is working alongside T.T AKA "Clockwork"
>>727791
I wasn't actually sure if I was gonna include the cripple army as villains in the plot I was writing since Beansy was already a villain alongside Drew, but I probably could as a side quest or something.
>>727890
Most of them don't, but that's kind of how it is supposed to be. When everyone's super, no one is basically. In truth though, with the story I am working on I can't fit everyone in as characters. The Superhero groups are pretty defined so only really villains can fit into what I have planned, mostly as side quest enemies unless they are say apart of Clockwork's group then they'd be relevant in her main questline. Of course, don't let this stop you from designing superhero or villain costumes for any character, I just probably won't be able to fit them in the plot I am planning if that doesn't bother you.

Anonymous No. 727896

>>727894
Don't feel any pressure to include anyone. All characters should be considered optional.
Even Max.
Especially Max.

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Anonymous No. 727897

>>727896
Don't gotta worry about that, he's already managed to squeeze his way in
>>727498

Anonymous No. 727898

>>727897
I have little faith that anyone but max can write max, but I look forward to seeing what you come up with.

Anonymous No. 727899

>>727898
Max is a major character so that's a bandage we all have to rip off if we want to keep him as a relevant character. Currently I don't have any specific ideas for him in the story so I guess if Max is here he can give me some tips as to how Max might act as a superhero.

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Anonymous No. 727900

Decided to give her a green cape so her color scheme would match Raspberry.

Anonymous No. 727901

>>727900
>green cape
*blue cape

Anonymous No. 727902

>>727899
We can always just say that his Heroic Character is playing the Strong Silent Type with his character sheet saying that he took a vow of silence.

Anonymous No. 727903

>>727902
...I don't think we can say that, no.

Anonymous No. 727904

>>727900
shes so cute bros

Anonymous No. 727905

>>727904
Beansy kinda adorable and i want her to be my tard gf
Drew btfo ur gf is made for men

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Anonymous No. 727906

Mute isn't playing the game, but she's so good at jumpscaring people when she randomly shows up in settings that everyone just brandished her "The Invisible Woman." While she's not picking any sides, she will slightly sabotage the Heroes by throwing projectiles from the roof more often than others just due to their association with the Glitterbug

>>727894
>that belly chub
didn't think I'd be smiling like a goofball today, but here we are

Anonymous No. 727907

>>727906
>You can "recruit" her by giving her 20$
>She will now sabotage the other guys 5% of the time

Anonymous No. 727908

>>727906
What do you expect with the stuff Slappy feeds her

Anonymous No. 727910

>>727908
CLOWN CUISINE IS HEALTHY FOR A GROWING CLOWN/ELDRITCH HYBRID YOU FUCKING MORON IF I HE DOESN'T FEED HER CHOCOLATE CHIP PAN-FRIED CHICKEN SHE WILL EAT RAW SQUIDS AND OTHER BOTTOM DWELLERS STOP TALKING SHIT

Anonymous No. 727917

>>727910
You should feed Nightmare Guy more, poor guy is pretty skinny!

Anonymous No. 727918

>>727910
Hey Drewanon, do these posts give you ideas?
>>727888
>>727893
Also, you should do a thing of Drew reacting to Raisins Asimov

Anonymous No. 727919

>>727918
I might draw something with these ideas sometime, I need to get myself pumped though for North Park stuff though, you only got that half-assed Raisins because most of it was already done when I got back to it.

>>727917
We both know that nigga THIQQQ.

Anonymous No. 727921

>>727919
>We both know that nigga THIQQQ.
this makes me wanna see art of Nightmare Guy all caked up

Anonymous No. 727922

>>727921
>Nightmare Guy in a pink thong, or sweatpants that say 'Juicy'
Welp, time to kill myself.

Anonymous No. 727939

>>727922
that doesn't even make sense, his goopy essence would turn them black seconds after he put them on

Anonymous No. 727962

>>727899
You ever watched Mao Mao?

Anonymous No. 727964

>>727962
yup

Anonymous No. 727965

>>727498
Hmm I wonder what a samurai would look like with one of those eye masks.

Anonymous No. 727967

>>727964
There's your super hero Max. Manages to be a hero in a villain's skin just like Batman without being an indifferent antihero like Homelander or a complete lolsorandumb antihero like Deadpool.

Anonymous No. 727970

Thoughts on using Character.AI on our characters?
>>>/g/90205397

Anonymous No. 727971

>>727970
Sure I guess, as long as it's not the kind of thing that ends up getting spammed here since we should focus on drawings anyway.

Anonymous No. 727972

>>727970
no, because its absolutely the kinda thing thatll end up being spammed

Anonymous No. 727973

>>727972
"lol i made max say pligger!"

Anonymous No. 727974

so.... new hungee games soon? anyone wants to host? last time we had no winner so Addison is banned from hosting, so... how about whoever wants to do it just rolls RNG on it. or picks whatever character they think will be funniest, if they have ideas

Anonymous No. 727976

>>727974
We could do one this thread, maybe wait until we hit bump limit soon and do a round a day. Give time for people to make art of what happens if they want to. If whoever is hosting it is an artist themselves they could do the thing where they draw something quick to go with each post like the last few times.

Anonymous No. 727977

>>727974
Asimov-2 should host, with the implication being that he'll just kill the winner

Anonymous No. 727983

>>727977
i like it

Anonymous No. 727985

>>727976
i think its best we start soon

Anonymous No. 728018

so hows that hunger games suggestion sounding? y/n?

Anonymous No. 728019

>>728018
sounds good to me!

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>>728018

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Anonymous No. 728029

>>728027
AWWWW YESSS!

wait, do you have a contender list yet? we need to decide

Anonymous No. 728034

>>728029
>we

Anonymous No. 728049

>>728029
>>728034
Looks like A2 isn't letting us have any say in the participants!
How mean!

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Anonymous No. 728051

>>728049
your cast

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Anonymous No. 728073

>>728051
>A2 trying to kill his Brother
Guess he got tired of trying to convince Asimov to join him

Anonymous No. 728094

>>728051
mostly originals eh? i like it
yknow we got some damn good designs if they work like this as silhouettes, thats memorable

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Anonymous No. 728101

I was trying to make something funny but I got horny halfway through

Anonymous No. 728103

>>728101
do you think because Bennett hangs out with Agatha so much, which means she probably feeds him when his parents forget to, and that includes a lot of japanese food, he ends up eating a lot of onions?

Anonymous No. 728107

>>728103
I never really thought about that but love the idea, definitely, that's canon now

Anonymous No. 728108

>>728107
>>728103
>Bennett turns into a soiboy
fuck, he was supposed to be cute!

Anonymous No. 728109

>>728108
To be fair he IS a modern feminized boy

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Anonymous No. 728116

And that's about everyone so far. I am working on a general plot for what the superhero game could be like, I have some stuff but nothing concrete yet so when I get it more fleshed out I'll share some ideas.

Anonymous No. 728124

ok *smokes weed* i'm not a cartoon, i'm real

Anonymous No. 728131

>>728113
>hero
Sis-target cares not for hero work, only attention with her game breaking abilities

Anonymous No. 728133

>>728131
Yeah but she wasn't a villain either so I went with hero since that's the overall theme anyway.

In my current plan the heroes use her for training the new kid at the start and then after that she has her own set of side quests where if you save her enough times she becomes a summon in combat.

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Anonymous No. 728134

>>728133
>training dummy Ashley
hehe, cute

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Anonymous No. 728135

I love Mute abuse

Anonymous No. 728136

>>728135
was the original image made by a chick

Anonymous No. 728137

>>728136
no idea and and too lazy to check

Anonymous No. 728159

>>728116
I want to see how everyone looks with eye masks.

Anonymous No. 728190

>>728027
happening?

Anonymous No. 728223

>>728190
es no happening senor please understand por favor

Anonymous No. 728314

I have been unwell these past few days and haven't felt up for drawing. I'll take requests now and do the ones that inspire me when I am feeling better.

Anonymous No. 728322

>>728314
good to see you anonfriend!

say, how do you feel about doing a hunger games?

Anonymous No. 728323

>>728322
I'd be down to run one when I am feeling better, but I dunno how long that will take. Someone else can run one in my stead if we don't want to wait for that.

But if I do run it, does someone still have that South Park themed season I made, the one with the unique South Park events and stuff? We've used it the past few times people ran it here but I don't remember the code myself despite making it since I haven't had to use it since the comfy threads on /co/.

Anonymous No. 728324

>mfw your testicle tries to blackmail you, but it turns out it's just an in grown hair follicle.
Now which characters' testicle should it be?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BFjuP13t5hA

As for something more wholesome, make Nightmare Guy curl up like a cat and purr at someone small, maybe Drew.

>>728323
I haven't made the 1 on 1s , it's all group battles.
https://imgur.com/a/ZhRf7uD
bq0g6Sp9 base South Park
CgfTXrMi 48 chars without SSJ (unfinished, 35 chars only)
Ao81wBzF 36 chars with SSJ
ijP8UQsk (fixed Ashley's name and Elmer's gender)

First Hunger Games results
https://brantsteele.net/hungergames/r.php?c=OJBByRsA

Anonymous No. 728325

>>728314
Just gonna shotgun some ideas
Asimov-2 holding Beansie's hand.
Barbra Norman holding a baby Cringe Kid in her arms.
Maria offering to build Chariot a working pair of legs and then throwing in an offer for a pair of actual tits alongside it.
Heather yelling at Maria over something, only for the cyborg to kiss her as a way to shut her up.
Nightmare Guy holding a comically small umbrealla during a rainstorm
Honoka scaring the shit out of Zachary.
Yashu and Cindy going on a date

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Anonymous No. 728329

>Project Playtime ripped off North Park
dude, what the fuck?

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R No. 728382

Gentlemen, I think frank fun, owner of north park funlands lost his park due to him being killed for being a pedophile.

Anonymous No. 728383

>>728382
well go on then, you have a premise. Write an episode synopsis

Anonymous No. 728386

>>728382
I knew something was up when kids kept coming out of the wacky house of mirrors crying about about the mirror man.
Luckily, Mr. Schroder will watch over the funland in his absence

Anonymous No. 728397

Alright, I have the following cast set up for hunger games:
>Chaz, Jerry, Mandy, Max
>Posie, Cindy, Mute, Mineral
>Hansel, Dull, Ashley, Dorothy
>Crip, Delly, Sid, Sydney
>Lydia, Penny, Addison, Savannah
>Asimov, Drew, Beansy, T.T
>Melville, Neil, Cringe Kid, Sabrina
>Rulf, Dizzy, Silvia, Rodney
>Fitzroy, Georgina, Sean, Billie
>Rosalind, Dew, Agatha, Bennett
>Robert, Curtis, Nancy, Trisha
>Ester, Blenny, Linus, Rayne

Only kids this game, fitting in theme with the actual hunger games and also because there isn't enough slots for everyone. If everyone is cool with this line up I'll begin soon-ish.

Anonymous No. 728398

>>728397
yeah i like it!

is A-2 running this one?

Anonymous No. 728399

>>728398
Sure, why not we usually have a character running things and it seems like something he'd do

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Anonymous No. 728400

>>728397
>Asimov forcing the parents to watch their kids kill each other
how malicious

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Anonymous No. 728406

Alright, I have one game ready with some pretty fun moments however half the cast dies in the first day so it isn't as long as previous games. Are we okay with that or should I roll a different one?

Anonymous No. 728408

>>728406
don't think many would like that, especially is they're fan favorites.
Roll a different one

Anonymous No. 728409

>>728406
Fine with me, keep going
>>728408
shoo we don't play favourites

Anonymous No. 728412

>>728408
>>728409
50/50 at the moment, I'll wait until we get more opinions

Anonymous No. 728413

>>728406
Put in the effort and roll for long matches. I rolled for 10 matches and they were all shit back in August.

https://brantsteele.net/hungergames/r.php?c=OJBByRsA Beansy
https://brantsteele.net/hungergames/r.php?c=Jem228FW The MCs
https://brantsteele.net/hungergames/r.php?c=ijP8UQsk Catlady
https://brantsteele.net/hungergames/r.php?c=4SRAlh65 Dizzy
https://brantsteele.net/hungergames/r.php?c=N4uKwuBp Maizeby
https://brantsteele.net/hungergames/r.php?c=jTSad8Gx Blenny
https://brantsteele.net/hungergames/r.php?c=Wq6THkZq The MCs (most interesting compared to the rest)
https://brantsteele.net/hungergames/r.php?c=XnENzkeQ Charles (very boring)
https://brantsteele.net/hungergames/r.php?c=rCcdHg2Z Agatha (lots of deaths, like Blenny's)
https://brantsteele.net/hungergames/r.php?c=5LW1KrtB Cassandra (lots of deaths)

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Anonymous No. 728459

realistically speaking, how will they get out of this situation?

Anonymous No. 728460

>>726996
yo this shit is straight-up retarded levels of autistic

Anonymous No. 728462

>>728460
yeah it is

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Anonymous No. 728464

>>728462
those are big words coming from a dummy like yourself
got any proof to back up that claim?

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Anonymous No. 728466

>>728464
fight me

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Anonymous No. 728467

>>728466
name the time
name the place

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Anonymous No. 728470

>>728467
the internet, right now, fuck you

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Anonymous No. 728472

>>728470
Ohhhh, sorry, my dog is clawing at the door for a walk.
I'll beat you up after my walk. I swear, your ass is grass once I get back

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Anonymous No. 728516

>>728503
Adorably disgusting

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>>728383
>>728386
Alright
>Frank Fun still had funland after cartman's bullshit with owning it for a while.
>Turns out Frank fun is a super adventure club person.
>Takes advance of children, might or might not kills them and takes their bodies to be harvested to make a secret organ market business.
>does it by ambushing kids in the house of mirrors or some dark ass rides.
>Ends up one day getting caught by the competent police for once.
>Fights his way into a haunted house area, where gets shot a few times but keeps going.
>Gets into a coffin and manages to get away from the cops, though turns out the coffin cant be open from the inside.
>Frank Fun is stuck inside the thing, shits himself accidentally, and dies from suffocation and shit smell.
>North Park Funland closed due to no leader and mainly due to the cases of frank fun.
>Funland becomes abandoned, yet then ends up becoming home to DC and his friends.
>Frank Fun might or might not become victim to DC's karmic torture on him and becomes a agonzing zombie slave after getting his body found.
>boowomp moment

Thoughts?

Anonymous No. 728588

>>728584
stupid

R No. 728594

>>728588
why so?

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Anonymous No. 728613

hello fellas. It's been a bit eh, well just want to say I'm working on Christmas content for /npg/.

>>728584
>killer pedo dies in his own establishment in an ironic way and becomes an undead zombie that haunts the place
sounds like five nights at Freddy's
i love it

Anonymous No. 728619

>>728584
Needs to be more ironic-parodic.
Make him not pay electricity by making the children run on hamster wheels powering his park. He doesn't even save that much on electricity, but he's a cheap bastard.
Or make them work in a sweatshop making plushies. One of the kids manages to plant a message in it and one of the winners of the plushies finds the message.
Or let's make it darker: he transforms them into adults who temporarily lose their memories in the process and makes them work for him mostly by putting them in animal suits. The men in suits babble about conspiracy theories but nobody believes them or they go "dude we know your job sucks ass, but there's no need to invent ridiculous stories to cope with the fact you thought this was your breakthrough in live entertainment" it's a parody about how horrible it is to work for Disneyland. It's also Kids Next Door tier.

Anonymous No. 728626

>>728584
thats kinda just a rewrite of that shitty Chef episode

Anonymous No. 728640

>>728613
>hairstyle
okay but why

Anonymous No. 728643

>>728640
that what Frankford Fun looks like
I don't make the rules, only enforce them

Anonymous No. 728644

>>728643
we already have one molester with that hairstyle *Rapes u* GTFO.

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Anonymous No. 728650

>"Are they still calling you a-"
>"Yes. They still are. For the past 3 hours."
>*sad nyah*

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Anonymous No. 728651

I'd feel bad for slappy if he wasn't... you know.

Anonymous No. 728652

>>728651
black?

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Anonymous No. 728653

>everyone talks about Slappy being a nonce
>no one remembers who the real pedo is

Anonymous No. 728654

oh god we're past bump limit now
do you guys think we can go easy this thread?

Anonymous No. 728655

>>728654
what is that even supposed to mean, have we ever gone hard on something?

Anonymous No. 728656

>>728655
every day, anon... every day...

Anonymous No. 728657

>>728656
i've never given anything other than a token effort for these threads

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Anonymous No. 728658

>>728653
every instance of pedro el'pedo comes from children forcing themselves on him or Gency's lack of good eyesight
Ramon is for being emasculated at every turn

R No. 728659

>>728619
Okay, maybe a combination of him conducting a load of those dark businesses, just outrighting child labor to the extreme.

And the pedo shit, adds himself to a hot degree of chaotic. >>728619
>>728613


>>728644
>Frank Fun had the hair before slappy

Anonymous No. 728691

>>728650
>Slappy and catgirl are creeps
>Drew is Gay
>Catgirl's son is weird
Man, how is it that the eldritch nightmare spawn is the most normal one of them personality wise?

Anonymous No. 728692

>>728691
They are a fucked up Hills Have Eyes-tier family and I love them.

Anonymous No. 728697

>>728692
Someone needs to Adopt Nightmare Guy away, he's too pure to be with them.
We need to save him from being locked back in the basement!

Anonymous No. 728698

>>728697
Isn't the Leap Dore that once Nightmare Guy escaped and the secret was out Slappy was just too lazy to get him back in, he even called Nolan.

Anonymous No. 728699

Someone should add Asimov's Crossdressing Talents to his abilities.
And draw more art of Asimov crossdressing

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Anonymous No. 728708

who has the best family dinners

Anonymous No. 728709

Ask me questions about the Asimov Family.
All answers will be hard canon

Anonymous No. 728710

>>728709
how often is Maria reminded on how utterly lonely she is when she stares at her room of robots with shallow attempts at humanity?

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Anonymous No. 728713

>>728708
>Agatha having dinner with Li's Family
She spends the entire time trying to get Yashu to fuck Bennett.
Li and Honoka spend the dinner feeding each other and being cute.
>Asimov Family Dinner
While the Robots are not required to eat they're all capable of doing it, Asimov doesn't see the point but enjoys spending time with his family.
Alita spends dinner alternating between glaring at Mac Tonight and cuddling with Galatea.
Asimov-2 is trying to get Maria to give him the codes that will let him access the internet without restrictions.
Maria is flirting with Mac Tonight.
>Bobby Norman's at home date
Chariot is pretty much making fuck me eyes at Bobby the entire time, Cringe Kid and Atticus talk at each other, neither really understanding what the other is talking about. Bobby has to leave right after dinner thanks to one of his many jobs, leaving Cringe Kid to stay the night at Chariot's again.
Chariot freaks out when Cringe Kid calls her mom.
>Clown Town chow
Slappy and cat lady spend most of the dinner making weakly veiled innuendos at each other.
Drew is resisting the urge to Barf, Song doesn't get it, and Nightmare Guy is trying to be involved only for Slappy to keep telling him to go back into the Basement, occasionally Teeny Steeve shows up and things quickly devolve from there.

Anonymous No. 728715

>>728710
Maria is constantly aware of how crushingly alone she is, which is why she loves Asimov so much, since he's actually Sapient, and she's happy to have Mac Tonight join the family too since he's also Sapient.
She really likes it when Ashley comes over, and has tried to adopt the girl multiple times and is always happy to let Asimov host sleepovers to fill the void.
This is also why she wants Bobby Norman to date her, letting her become a mother to Cringe Kid.

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Anonymous No. 728716

>>728709
Maria's childhood
what was it like?

Anonymous No. 728717

>>728709
How much awful secrets does Asimov have on the whole town?

Anonymous No. 728718

>>728716
Dad walked out, Mom was a drug addict, sister killed herself, Maria ran away from home after that and lived on the streets for several years, sleeping around a ton as a teenager to have places to sleep, got discovered as a scientific genius via trying to create an artificial womb when she found out she couldn't have kids, lost an arm and had her voice box destroyed in an assassination attempt after she started making weapons for the government, made herself a new arm and voice box, got put on the NORTH PARK PROJECT after that.
>>728717
Asimov could ruin the lives of 90% of North Park's citizens, but luckily his kind nature keeps him from doing this.
In the bad future Asimov-Prime, under the influence of A2's hatred, uses these secrets to force the citizens of North Park into an eternal quarantine while destroying the human population of most of the rest of the world.

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Anonymous No. 728719

>>728718
damn, you'd think she was Delly's arm with the amount of bullshit thrown at her

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Anonymous No. 728724

>>728719
She was actually really close to killing herself before Asimov came into her life.
Little dude gave her the will to live and keep on living.
Which makes the fact that he kills her in the Bad End timeline all the more of an emotional kick in the dick

Anonymous No. 728746

>>728724
I'm just imagining Asimov-Prime just Dr. Manhattaning Maria as she begs him to not go through with his plans.

Anonymous No. 728771

>>728724
>>728746
Kino...
The bad future plotline is very cool

Anonymous No. 728786

>>728712
Anyone got any ideas for this?

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>>728786

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>>728786
there

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>>728712
Trisha and Max.
>Who was who again?
>I think I'm Trisha.
>No I'm Trisha.
>I'm Max Light
>I think I'm Trisha Max
>For fucks sake why do blondes all look the same.

>>728708
Max
>Oh won't you stay for dessert?
>You're dinner.

Anonymous No. 728801

What do you imagine for a North Park anime?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=izIS1nzRqCc
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CXR7zYrnrcM

Anonymous No. 728802

>was playing Xenoverse and saw someone named Hui-Feng online
heh, imagine her playing during class while the students awkwardly watch her and wait for any instructions

Anonymous No. 728805

>>728801
Melville Isekai
everyone has powers except him

Anonymous No. 728812

>>728802
weird overlap, /dbg/ and /npg/

R No. 728813

>>728715
>>728718

>Basically wants to be a mother to CK and Ashley
>Tragic ass shit with her getting nearly killed

please give this bitch a big old cool family, on god please.

Anonymous No. 728814

>>728813
what if we made her life even worse?

Anonymous No. 728816

>>728814
how?

Anonymous No. 728818

>>728816
https://archived.moe/i/thread/722520/#q725347

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Anonymous No. 728821

Trisha is cute

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R No. 728825

>>728814
>>728816
>>728818

Just saying, just give her a happy ending in a serious way, make the family bigger and fulfilling.

We give north park some interesting serialized story, MAWHAHAHAA

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Anonymous No. 728827

they've been waiting outside in order to be invited to the Christmas costume party for about 2 hours now.

Anonymous No. 728831

>>728818
>Uisas molested Maria when she was younger, leaving her infertile.
is he planning to do the same thing to Cassandra, I wonder?

Anonymous No. 728832

>>728831
yeah, but Cassandra is as vile, evil and devilish as he is, so she won't be so easily groomed

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Anonymous No. 728834

>>728825
good future: Maria adopts Ashley before she can party with the football team, thus leaving her pure and sweet till adulthood

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R No. 728839

>>728834
I want it to happen, please god.

Anonymous No. 728851

>>728839
it'll only happen in the timeline where T.T. and Asimov get together...so 1/10 chance

Anonymous No. 728858

>>728851
please don't lock Maria's happiness behind such a shitty timeline

Anonymous No. 728863

Okay, so we know that Maria hates clowns, and for some reason have dropped Slappy's hatred of cyborgs.
So, why does Maria hate Clowns?

Anonymous No. 728867

>>728863
who doesn't hate clowns, really?

Anonymous No. 728868

>>728863
it was a clown that attempted an assassination on her that took her voicebox
let's just say, don't do any high pitched helium voice acts in front of her

Anonymous No. 728869

>>728863
>Slappy's hatred of cyborgs.
when was this? Not even I remember and I have the archive up

Anonymous No. 728877

>>728869
I think it spawned from his hatred of Mac Tonight, with people joking that he's a Robophobe and would therefore hate Maria, who also hates clowns

Anonymous No. 728879

>>728877
No his hatred of Mac Tonight is because of the Moon Man meme, he's only been exposed to that and he doesn't even know who Mac Tonight even is, that's why he dropped the N-bomb the first time.
Know your lore pea pill.
t. The Fat Fuck who voices The Fat Fuck

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Anonymous No. 728880

>>728858
maybe North Park shouldn't be such a magnet for shitty timelines

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Anonymous No. 728881

>>728879
ahh, that makes sense. There's no point being racist to a robots since they aren't people, unlike Clowns who are, but subhuman

Anonymous No. 728882

>>728881
Bitch, I may be a fat fuckin' crook from New Jersey but I will break your fucking kneecaps, and make you watch a 'B*Witched' Marathon with the second Darrin BITCH.

Anonymous No. 728883

>>728879
Did you forget that you did this one, Drewanon
https://files.catbox.moe/4l1biw.mp3

Anonymous No. 728884

>>728882
You working on anything at the moment, bud?

Anonymous No. 728885

>>728884
your mother

Anonymous No. 728886

>>728883
Holy shit, I DID forget that, holy shit, this is wild, I can't help but giggle at this shit.

>>728884
I am not, friend, I apolojizz, haven't been in much of a mood to make any sketches but like I said, I may draw up some silly shit one day that's my real passion.
Sketches will be scarce now because I don't wanna burn out, maybe I could put together a half-assed holiday thing, but don't hold your breath.

Anonymous No. 728887

>>728886
So there are no plans of having Drew react to Raisins Asimov?

Anonymous No. 728889

>>728887
It's not out of the question, not right now, no.

Anonymous No. 728890

Should Young Maria have lived in North Park?
her wanting to kill herself until Asimov pulls his "I'm a real boy" thing on her could be explained by that

Anonymous No. 728893

>>728887
Man, we need more people than Drew reacting to Asimov's apparently distressingly hot girl disguises.
Why should she be the only one suffering from Gay Thoughts over Asimov?

Anonymous No. 728894

>>728890
maybe not lived, but cross paths regularly. Maybe she could have lived in East Park?

Anonymous No. 728895

>>728893
gotcha fampai
https://files.catbox.moe/hz12oo.mp3

Anonymous No. 728896

>>728893
then draw some distressingly cute asimov art

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>>728896

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Anonymous No. 728901

>>728899
i will now fap to asimov

Anonymous No. 728902

>>728901
>Asimov is now turning real people gay
he's far to powerful

Anonymous No. 728903

>>728902
i went to gay camp so i'm not gay as a recovering bisexual anything that makes my hotdog plump up and grease is a girl, no exceptions.
except trannies, they just homo af

Anonymous No. 728905

>>728903
nigga what

Anonymous No. 728906

>>728905
did i stutter?

Anonymous No. 728907

>>728906
ok ill take it

so... which characters would u fuck? cmon were all friends here

Anonymous No. 728908

>>728907
all of the girls, that's it
EVEN SABRINA i wanna facefuck her tits

Anonymous No. 728910

>>728908
we both know thats not all

Anonymous No. 728911

>>728910
beansy is cute too..
if you're implying the guys nah, not really.

Anonymous No. 728914

>>728911
Anon, you wanna fuck Asimov in a dress and wig

Anonymous No. 728915

>>728914
eh, not anymore.

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>>728908

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Anonymous No. 728917

>>728916
very nice and saved, dumb chubby bimbo!

Anonymous No. 728918

>>728911
admit it youd fuck some of the guys

Anonymous No. 728919

>>728918
*looks at u*
*music becomes distorted*
i'm not going to be groomed into fucking fictitious adult men, i am 30 or 40 years old and i don't need this

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Anonymous No. 728921

>>728920
Do you think Billie ends up having a crush on Teddy?

Anonymous No. 728922

>>728921
i hope so...
I'm in the mood for taboo ships

Anonymous No. 728923

>>728922
MexYou

Anonymous No. 728924

>>728923
mwuahh
kissies

Anonymous No. 728926

>>728916
Do some adults mistake Sabrina for an older woman like how some mistake Ramon as a kid? Considering how developed she is.

Anonymous No. 728927

>>728926
Yes, but not for lewd, for the Carpool Lane, or tax question.
Or to become a joint partner in opening up an Ice Cream Parlor.

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Anonymous No. 728932

>>728926
>can I interest you in a drink?

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Anonymous No. 728934

>>728932
i wanna sniff her titties

Anonymous No. 728935

>>728934
Are you Cringe Kid?
because unless you are, it isn't happening

Anonymous No. 728937

>>728935
i go beyond cringe XD

Anonymous No. 728938

>>728935
What is with this defensiveness, dude?

Anonymous No. 728940

>>728935
Cringe Kid can just become a pimp like Agatha, score some extra bucks on the side offering his own "kissing service"

Anonymous No. 728943

>>728940
That's nasty North Park only has room for one pimp--Two Agatha and Alabaster Jones.

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Anonymous No. 728944

>getting nasty ass boob sweat all in your face
cringe

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>>728940
>>728943
Agatha better look out, as there's a new pimp on the block

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R No. 728985

>>728851
>>728858
>>728880

Just allow some wholesome stuff without other universes, very simple.

Anonymous No. 728988

>>728985
Shut up, Retard.

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R No. 728990

>>728988
Make me

Anonymous No. 728993

>>728990
>not drawing
I hope you sit on your nutsack.

Anonymous No. 728994

>walks into the threads
>has no idea whats going on, doesnt ask, doesnt check wiki
>immediately brings in his OCs from shit that couldnt be further removed from NP if he tried, like motherfucking SCP or whatever
>starts namefagging
>posts images
>is generally an annoying retard
who let this man in here?

Anonymous No. 728995

>>728994
I may have left the door open, can I punch him the bawls or parkay into his house?

Anonymous No. 728996

>>728995
sure

Anonymous No. 728997

>>728996
chris_chan_parkour.mp4

Anonymous No. 728998

>>728994
C'mon, it's Christmas. We should be nicer to our newfags

Anonymous No. 728999

>>728998
we need some holiday art eh
any ideas?

Anonymous No. 729000

>>728999
Your favorite character pissing on a snowman.
Or making some sort of fucked up cookie recipe involving mud, candy and whatever kids think cookies are made out of.
Bonus Internets if they're an adult character doing something childish.

Anonymous No. 729003

>>728999
Blenny and Ester giving each other presents
Ester's gift is a holiday parka for Blenny
Blenny's gift is Posie's beheaded head wrapped in giftwrapping

Anonymous No. 729004

>>728999
your fave ship making out hardcore pinkie pie style drunk

Anonymous No. 729006

someone post the house layout map

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>>729006

Anonymous No. 729008

>>729007
no i meant the one that shows where every kid lives
listen just trust me on this one i think i made a discovery here and i need to prove it

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>>729008

Anonymous No. 729010

>>729009
i see... for some reason i remembered Posies' house to be surrounded by more hot neighbors for her mom to be annoyed at, but I guess Mineral's aunt isn't much of a looker

wait i thought Mineral lived on a farm

Anonymous No. 729011

>>729010
Think we can bump their house to the other side of the road? that way she has Chaz' mom bugging her from the right, Mandy's hot milf on the right, and maybe even Sid's young treat of a mom just across the street as a bonus
Everyone wins

Anonymous No. 729012

>>729011
>Mandy's mom on the left*

Anonymous No. 729013

>>729011
>>729012
>Martin wants to share the holiday cheer with their neighbors
>Invites them all for a little get together before Christmas
>Heather has to put up with the moms for a day
>Martin has to entertain three dads who are all completely different and have different lifestyles and ideologies than him
>Posie tries to get along with the kids but Lydia and Linus just wanna sneak out and do something theyre not allowed to and Posie tries to convince them to go home because she doesn't wanna narc on them or else her parents might get mad at her for not keeping an eye on everyone
Now that's an episode

Anonymous No. 729017

>>729009
>Asimov and Lydia are neighbors
Huh, you wouldn't think it from how little they interact

Anonymous No. 729020

>>729009
>It's a Posie's family goes to visit Lydia's family, only for Heather to lose her shit over the Asimov Family episode

Anonymous No. 729033

>>728970
Grand Theft Auto. For about a month or so as a kid I didn't click on the GTA3 icon thinking it was an exe to some bdsm porn videochat software.

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Anonymous No. 729034

Fine i will draw this: Coldstone Creamery of NP's abandoned funland, or just maybe NP's coldstone.

I'm going back into the anon crowd then.

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Anonymous No. 729035

>>729034
I'd say maybe former since it could be where DC's magic happens using all ingredients to work with his magic ingredients to make things.

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>>729010
>>729011
>>729008
>>729012
>>729013

>We ain't even consider custom cool made houses instead of the copy-paste homes.

Reminder we have our spectrum creativity to do that, take for example this nicely made pic of hansel's house

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Anonymous No. 729050

>>729033
This sounds like some shit I would say or be afraid of, are you me?

Anonymous No. 729074

>>729020
Why is she losing her shit?
Maria walking around in her underwear and an open labcoat again?

Anonymous No. 729105

>>728716
You know, despite the fact it was Lisa who essentially gave Asimov his sentience, I don't really see her interacting with him or his family much.

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Anonymous No. 729106

>>729105
Yeah, Lisa should be that annoying voice in his head who keeps trying speak through Asimov and get him to say slurs with Asimov himself reluctantly having to shut various parts of him off just so Lisa doesn't ruin his reputation. Then Maria notices her machines are being hacked, so she counter hacks into Asimov in order to get Lisa to fuck off, but she won't and they both try to get the other to leave.
Asimov would just try to ignore the two fighting for his body, but then he accidentally Go Go Gadgets near someone which ends up hurting Delly somehow, making Asimov angry and telling them both off(Maria gets light criticism while Lisa gets small berating)

Anonymous No. 729108

>>729106
i didnt know the entire robogang lived in Asimov's house, i figured they were off in a gov building somewhere while he basically went rogue

Anonymous No. 729110

>>729108
From what I understand Maria has her house with her lab in the basement, the house functions as Asimov's cover house as he after all is supposed to be blending in as a regular kid. The Asimoms presumably stay at the house as well for when they need to greet visitors. Mac Tonight has been implied to live with them as well after Asimov makes him but its unknown if he has his own room or he just lives in a shed out back or something.

Anonymous No. 729111

>>729106
good to see you again Dellybro

Anonymous No. 729121

>>729106
You know, considering Maria, it makes you wonder if she actually gave asimov sentience but left it dormant in his body?

Lisa just switched it on and thought her trolling genuisness did it, but Maria was really the one who did it out of her childless desperation.

I feel like this revelation of a fact is something Maria is planning to use to smash Lisa down on a mentally/psychological level to get her to finally end her nastiness.

Anonymous No. 729122

>>729110
I say he sleeps with the mothers.

Anonymous No. 729123

>>729121
hmmm....nope, don't like it. Lisa accidently giving Asimov sentience sounds funnier to me. I can see Maria lying about actually being the one who did it in order to mentally scar Lisa.

Anonymous No. 729146

>>729123
I can take that then, really the concept of Maria disliking Lisa on a massive level but giving her credit for her acts.

Anonymous No. 729154

North Park kids putting on the decorations for the christmas tree (and possibly a house).

Anonymous No. 729210

>>729154
>Blenny hangs his beating heart up as a ornament

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Anonymous No. 729216

>>729154
>>729210
How about we make it a collaborative project?

Here Trisha has cut down a tree for her friends to decorate. Anyone can contribute by drawing new ornaments, regular ones or even North Park themed ones as well as characters gathered around the tree to decorate it.

Anonymous No. 729254

>>729216
she's already disappointed with you

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Anonymous No. 729261

>>729255
You'll never hit him, you'll never hit his tiny head!

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Anonymous No. 729283

>>729272
Someone needs to edit that A2 head to be bigger

Anonymous No. 729303

>>729283
I say have the head just slammed in there, with the tree piercing out of the top of A2's head

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>>729272
>>729283
How about like this?

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>>729354
Now he's an angel

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Anonymous No. 729362

>>729357
How about some lights as well

Anonymous No. 729389

I don't care what you say I always put the milk first before the cereal. I'm a slow eater. I need to dip the ceral in milk bit by bit. I need control.

Anonymous No. 729396

>>729362
>Both Asimovs are being used for decorations
lol, lamo even

Anonymous No. 729451

>>729396
Hey tha-

>DEJA VU.JPEG

OH FUCK

Anonymous No. 729506

>>729362
get that kid outta there!

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Anonymous No. 729603

It's time for a seasonal classic, A Christmas Carol staring everyone's second favorite corn monster, Maizeby.

>It's a regular Christmas for Maizeby, a time for him to put together a Christmas special for his show. Mostly a chance to earn some extra money.
>Mazie keeps suggesting every year that they should do a special Christmas charity event, but Maizeby always dismisses this idea because it's stupid
>To make matters worse, freeloaders like Teeny Steeve keep coming over and begging for corn as if it being Christmas changes anything.
>Outside of the money he can make and the children he can potentially turn into corn by pretending to be a mall Santa, Maizeby was certainly not a fan of Christmas.

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>>729603
>That night, while sleeping in his bed, Maizeby was visited by a misty apparition of Weedo 9000, with rattling chains around his wrists
>Unforunately Weedo was not dead, just very high as usual and managed to break out of jail after he had a weed induced vision
>He warns Maizeby that he is going to be visited by three Christmas spirits, shortly before Maizeby chases him out of his house with a baseball bat.
>Maizeby opens a window to air out the weed smoke and tries to go back to sleep.

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>>729605
>Soon, flying in through the window is a weird little glowing person, who introduced themselves as the Ghost of Christmas past.
>Maizeby tried the baseball trick again, but this time it didn't work as the bat would pass right through the spirit.
>The spirit grabbed Maizeby by the corn husk tentacle thing and dragged him out the window and to a distant Christmas past
>It showed him how every Christmas Mazie comes to him with ideas, and every time he dismisses them to keep doing his own thing
>Because of this their relationship is becoming strained, and one day she may leave him.
>Maizeby isn't convinced yet, as far as he's concerned Mazie adores him and she'd never leave him for someone else.
>He demands to be taken back to his house so he can finally get some sleep, and the Spirit magically transports him back.

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Anonymous No. 729609

>>729608
>Then, while Maizeby is about to drift back to sleep, another spirit appears. This one a big hairy guy in a green robe.
>The Spirit introduces himself as the Ghost of Christmas present, but Maizeby is having none of it and tries to go back to sleep.
>The Spirit picks him up under his arm and awkwardly carries him out the window into the cold Colorado night.
>He takes him to an old rickety house to through the window at the other magical creatures that are struggling this time of year. The Spirit shows him Teeny Steeve, who Maizeby refused corn earlier, struggling to feed and support his family.
>Teeny Steeve's son, Teeny Teem, even has a crippled leg and probably several other diseases. Without corn he'll probably starve to death soon, but he's still just happy to spend Christmas with his dad.
>Maizeby isn't convinced, as he knows Steeve doesn't live in a house and he certainly doesn't have any kids.
>Calling bullshit, Maizeby storms off leaving the spirit behind so he can go back home and try to get at least a few hours of sleep this night.

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Anonymous No. 729610

>>729609
>Then, when Maizeby arrives back home, waiting for him in the corner of his room is a tall, dark hooded figure who doesn't say a word.
>Maizeby decides fuck it, this has to be the last spirit so he'll just go along with it as quickly as possible so he can get back to sleep.
>The spirit takes him to the future, and Maizeby tells him to hurry up with the pointing at his grave thing so he can get this over with/
>But what he sees is much more terrifying than his own grave, He sees that his beloved TV show has entered into a zombie state.
>Not only that, his co-star Mazie had left the show 30 seasons back and now is married to some guy and giving birth to horrible human-corn hybrids
>Maizeby begs to the Ghost of Christmas future that surely he must be able to change something to prevent this future, like finding the guy who takes Mazie from him and breaking his legs or something.
>But the spirit just disappears, and with that Maizeby is sent back to his room in the present. But he knows that he must mend his ways to prevent this catastrophic future from unfolding. Even if it means listening to Mazie's stupid ideas every one in a while.

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Anonymous No. 729612

>>729610
>And with that, our story comes to an end. Maizeby wakes up the following morning and quickly tells the first person he sees to go pick the biggest corn from the field and bring it here.
>It's Weedo, waking up in a ditch after being chased outside by Maizeby earlier that night
>Maizeby goes and tells Mazie that they'll do her stupid charity episode idea, which makes her very happy.
>The weird creatures of North Park all gathered around Maizeby's table to stare at the Christmas Corn, as is tradition.
>There was laughter, celebration, everyone but Maizeby was having a good time
>But at least it's just once a year he has to put up with this shit, whatever it takes to hold onto his Mazie and the integrity of his show for as long as he can.
>By the end of the story, Maizeby can confidently say that he still hates Christmas.

The End.

Anonymous No. 729618

>>729612
Meanwhile, Nightmare Guy and North Park Santa are fighting Beelzaboot, who's trying to make Christmas a free to play event, since Satan isn't around to kick him in the dick

Anonymous No. 729633

>>729603
>>729605
>>729608
>>729609
>>729610
>>729612
Bah humbug

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🗑️ Anonymous No. 729647

>>729362
maybe this snowman will come to life too

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Anonymous No. 729648

>>729362
maybe this snowman will come to life

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Anonymous No. 729658

>>729612
>Teeny Steeve's son is real
So did he and Gooupa fuck or did he score in the past?

Anonymous No. 729659

>>729657
>Honoka
Why are they celebrating Li's wife?

Anonymous No. 729660

>>729657
Lydia looks good in that outfit!

Anonymous No. 729661

>>729659
Li married a Jewish holiday?

Anonymous No. 729662

>>729658
Bowser Jr rules

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Oekaki Post (Time: 4m, Source: >>729648)

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Anonymous No. 729724



Oekaki Post (Time: 6s, Source: >>729696)

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Anonymous No. 729796

>>729724
Let's add some more decorations

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Anonymous No. 729799

>>729796
>>729696
>>729724

THEY DONE DIDDILY KILLED DC's ASS!

JK

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Anonymous No. 729805

>>729799
suck it up Sack Boy
these corn themed presents aren't gonna deliver themselves

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Anonymous No. 729815

>>729805
You don't even comphrened the fact DC is inside the hood right now cooking up popcorn with them.

Anonymous No. 729823

>>729805
Why is Nightmare guy just under the tree like that?

Anonymous No. 729828

>>729823
He's just chilling in the shade

Anonymous No. 729834

>>729828
The tree's pot is literally sitting on him.
doesn't that hurt?

Anonymous No. 729837

>>729834
He's kinda goopy so I guess not

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Anonymous No. 729874

happy holidays

Anonymous No. 729881

>>729874
Melville is the type of guy to buy all his own presents and pretends to act surprised when he opens them

Anonymous No. 729884

>>729874
I am pathetic, I know this.
I wonder if I'll make it to New Year's, I probably will, I'm too much of a coward to do it.

Merry who cares.

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Anonymous No. 729921

Merry Christmas, /npg/!

Anonymous No. 729924

>>729921
awww yess!! now thats a cute gift! time to put it by the fireplace and feed it chocy cookies and milk!

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Max No. 729926

Merry Christmas and a Happy New Year.

Anonymous No. 729928

>>729921
sexo

Anonymous No. 729935

>>729926
I hope the comfy threads make a comeback once the new seasons hit. Can't wait to hear about pupils, boogers, and cripple sexcapades

Anonymous No. 729950

>>729935
>pupils
thats old anon
real old

Anonymous No. 729952

>>729926
What a diverse community we have

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Anonymous No. 730037

>>729959
Nice, this turned out pretty well.

Anyone else have any christmas related North Park content planned or on the way?

Anonymous No. 730039

>>730037
Grinch Parody
It's a wonderful life parody

Anonymous No. 730040

>>730039
This year or next year's christmas?

Anonymous No. 730045

>>730040
This year

Anonymous No. 730051

>>729959
>boy am i glad he's frozen in there and that we're out here

Anonymous No. 730052

>>730051
>And that he's the sheriff

Anonymous No. 730055

>>730052
>but what I wanna know is where's the caveman

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Anonymous No. 730060

>when the carpet mold and mildew start sticking to your skin

Anonymous No. 730063

>>730037
I got something stupid cooked up, sorry it's late I just hope my buddy can deliver the lines I'm holding him at gunpoint for.

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Anonymous No. 730153

just remembered North Park canonically occasionally goes against South Park in sports
need to get around to making that Trisha episode

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Anonymous No. 730167

>page 10
anyone have any last minute requests, christmas themed or otherwise?

Anonymous No. 730169

>>730167
you act like page 10 is something urgent for us. We'll keep coming back, like cockroaches or herpes. Or cockroaches with herpes.

Anonymous No. 730170

>>730169
Last minute requests for this thread, not for the whole thing.

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Anonymous No. 730171

>>730154
Voila

Anonymous No. 730199

>>730171
ahhh, how fun this was. Glad I got to waste an entire year with you guys.
>>730167
Can we get a McGarden Christmas photo in ugly sweaters? Lydia and Linus are optional, but preferred

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Anonymous No. 730232

>>730171
felt like NG should be a bit more pronounced

Anonymous No. 730239

>>730167
we should draw the kids in christmas sweaters!!!

Anonymous No. 730242

>>730239
anyone specific you want or should I just go crazy?

Anonymous No. 730247

>>730242
do the girls in christmas sweaters and nothing else

Anonymous No. 730253

>>730242
Draw Asimov overheating and bursting into flames because the sweater that Maria gave him was too warm

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Anonymous No. 730316

>>730199
Now's a good enough time to make some designs for Lydia and Linus' parents I suppose

Anonymous No. 730320

>>730316
her hair...I HATE IT
FIX IT FIX IT FIX IT FIX IT FIX IT

Anonymous No. 730321

>>730316
Mr. Vandermark just oozes "school PE teacher" vibes

Anonymous No. 730322

>>730320
Who, Lydia's mom?

Anonymous No. 730323

>>730322
yeah. You don't have to if you want, just wanted to get my honest thoughts out. Linus's Dad looks nice, although shares a bit with Tim Burr visually wise

Anonymous No. 730324

>>730323
You can't see much of him but Mr Vandermark is pretty lanky, not that muscular. He also slouches a bit because he's pretty tall and has to look down to talk to people most of the time. I think that would distinguish him a lot from Tim when you see them next to each other.

As for the mother, I just gave her a shitty plain mother hairstyle that's not as good as her sister's but it isn't like she can just copy Heather. Feel free to offer alternative hairstyles that are similar enough to this but look better in your opinion, if we consider these characters good enough to be put on the line up then I'll probably draw them again for that, in their usual outfits.

Anonymous No. 730334

>>730316
Damn, Heather used to have the same psychosexual lesbian relationship that Lydia and Posie have with THAT!?

Anonymous No. 730336

>>730334
Looking Mid is something Lydia is going to have to spend the rest of her life avoiding

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Anonymous No. 730345

>>730253
maybe a super coolant winter sweater will be more viable?

Anonymous No. 730348

>>730345
do the 1s and 0s mean anything?

Anonymous No. 730349

>>730348
it's binary code
Asimov is using robot slurs

Anonymous No. 730351

>>730349
I tried putting it into a binary code thing and just got garbage text though?

Anonymous No. 730352

>>730351
he must really be in pain then since he can only shout gibberish. Geez Maria, think there might be a reason God gave you no children?

Anonymous No. 730369

https://imgur.com/a/d19w2WE

Anonymous No. 730370

>>730369
can you actually do that? I don't get snow where I live.
I'm not the only one who expected there to be a "third leg" on that snow angel, right?

Anonymous No. 730371

>>730370
>third leg
you sure you're old enough to be on the 4chins

Anonymous No. 730373

>>730371
I'm a south park fan

Anonymous No. 730388

>>730334
Well, they both would have been considerably younger back then

Anonymous No. 730488

*masturbates openly*

Anonymous No. 730492

>>730488
Mrs. Shef, we've talked about this

Anonymous No. 730493

>>730492
nah it's me the pervert who wants to hump georgina.

Anonymous No. 730494

>>730493
fuck off Weedo

Anonymous No. 730495

>>730494
:( *smokes weed* okay

Anonymous No. 730496

>>730495
only someone as disgusting as you would ever EVER find Georgina attractive in ANY way

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Anonymous No. 730505

>>730247
boom
happy new year

Anonymous No. 730507

>>730505
He said nothing else.
*Cracks own spine to threaten you*

Anonymous No. 730509

>>730505
cute outfits

Anonymous No. 730511

>>730507
gah, I wish I was a nsfw artist...

Anonymous No. 730512

>>730511
I won't force you, you draw cute things, and I understand morals, but if you ever do, that's gonna be super hot.

Anonymous No. 730513

>>730512
lol, make that a New Year Resolution
>next year, I will draw Amber naked

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Anonymous No. 730515

>>730511
you can be one if you want

Anonymous No. 730516

>>730511
>>730515
Just gotta practice and "study" a lot to get really good at it

Anonymous No. 730517

>>730516
reference pics are a must

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Anonymous No. 730521

okay then, next year, I'll start my porn artist journey

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Anonymous No. 730522

>>730521
too bad Rosalind's mostly into yaoi

Anonymous No. 730524

>>730522
well it's either her or Agatha and Chaz isn't looking forward to waking up one day in a frilly dress and being held at gunpoint and told to fuck Jerry or Curtis in the asshole

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Anonymous No. 730534

Should they be added to the line up? We have a whole new row now after all.

Anonymous No. 730539

>>730534
we should come up with a dynamic for them then
So how do they differ from Heather and Martin? How do they each view their children? Do they have any special relationships with any other adults? Is there any job role they could fill that could be needed? Any eccentricities?

Anonymous No. 730540

>>730534
>>730539
Mrs Vandermark looks like she's on the verge of a breakdown, maybe having Lydia for a daughter and always being compared with her sister would do that to her.

Anonymous No. 730543

>>730540
>whiny wimpy emo son who verbally curses you and your family
>leaves his emo poetry all over the house after you lose space on the fridge to attach
>aggressive bully cunt daughter who doesn't respect you
>daughter's friends with a jew, ADHD incarnate and a literal pig who always leave your kitchen either empty or a mess
>daughter's boy toy proudly gloats about how he'll eradicate you and your lineage
>sister has a literal perfect child who's in multiple school clubs, volunteers all over town and doesn't constantly has the authorities calling her parents and asking if they come pick her up after getting caught giving multiple people syphilis

Anonymous No. 730554

>>730543
>Also still have feelings for your sister, but think that she'd not reciprocate because she got to keep her good looks while you fell off in the look department.
>>730534
Also, I just realized that the dad is pretty much the demolition guy from Atlantis, which makes me think he runs a flower shop

Anonymous No. 730555

>>730554
Heather already runs the flower shop in town, maybe he is also a fan of gardening and gets along with that side of the family.

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Anonymous No. 730557

https://files.catbox.moe/hbg76r.mp3
Hope you got what you wanted for the holidays.

Anonymous No. 730569

>>730557
>That blue kid scares the crap out of me
Cringe Kid or Asimov-2?

Anonymous No. 730570

>>730569
Mute kid.

Anonymous No. 730571

>>730570
oh, that makes much more sense.
Though you have to wonder what Mute was doing there if she refuses to talk.

Anonymous No. 730572

>>730571
I like to think she just stared at him for two minutes, until he decided it was too long.

Anonymous No. 730573

>>730557
so uh...was he Slappy or not?

Anonymous No. 730574

can Ramon speech English?

Anonymous No. 730582

>>730574
he can speak mostly broken english, yes

Anonymous No. 730583

>>730582
hehe, poor little immigrant

Anonymous No. 730606

>>730573
We may never know.
Did George Baxter do anything wrong?

Anonymous No. 730638

>>730534
How do the names "Myrtle and Ernest Vandermark" sound?

Anonymous No. 730640

>>730638
sound like names

Anonymous No. 730651

>>730534
what's a profession or role that Ernest and Myrtle could take on.
I was thinking about how we don't have a proper medical doctor yet, unless you trust either Gency or Toades with performing checkups on you. the idea of Delly's mommy being the school nurse was also thrown around I remember.

Anonymous No. 730655

>>730651
Delly's mom is the school nurse, and Martin is a dentist, Gency is a field medic but that's about it. Toades doesn't strike me as someone who swore a Hippocratic Oath. I doubt people would go to him for medical advice unless it was a last resort.

Anonymous No. 730673

Max as a yandere would be really funny and fit naturally with his charming creepy demeanour, what do you girls think?

Anonymous No. 730674

>>730673
who is he a yandere for?

Anonymous No. 730675

>>730673
the question is, who isn't he a yandere towards? Cause you could make an argument for him being obsessed to the point of relentless stalking to any character

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Anonymous No. 730690

Happy new year from Australia

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