🧵 /npg/ Comfy North Park OC thread #17
Anonymous at Sat, 28 Jan 2023 22:48:44 UTC No. 735117
Welcome to the North Park OC thread, a place to draw, create and discuss original characters for North Park, a South Park spin off. Feel free to read through the wiki for more information on the characters so far. Otherwise, draw characters and have fun!
Happy 1 year anniversary of this little project! Here's to many more years.
Wiki link:
https://north-park-creations.fandom
Previous thread:
https://archived.moe/i/thread/73073
Anonymous at Sat, 28 Jan 2023 22:50:24 UTC No. 735119
Here is a list off most of if not all the drawn characters so far. If you want a quick way to start drawing them, use a random number generator (www.calculator.net/random-number-g
Anonymous at Sat, 28 Jan 2023 23:49:23 UTC No. 735125
For me it's Dorothy x Yashu, Hansel x Lisa, and Zach x Mute
Melville and Gretel will suffer together
Anonymous at Sat, 28 Jan 2023 23:58:34 UTC No. 735127
Ada is for sexual
Anonymous at Sun, 29 Jan 2023 00:30:16 UTC No. 735130
So, would Zachary join the list of people on Nightmare Guy's shit list for bullying Drew?
We know he hates Maizeby because the corn husk is a huge piece of shit so I wonder if he'd view the sociopathic bully in the same light
Anonymous at Sun, 29 Jan 2023 00:38:14 UTC No. 735131
>>735117
How does Ada feel about the Asimoms, Maria and Mac Tonight?
Anonymous at Sun, 29 Jan 2023 00:45:01 UTC No. 735135
>>735133
>Gets dubs on a checkem'
nice.
Also Zach better hope that he never bullies Drew when NG is around our just acting like her shadow, like in that one picture
Anonymous at Sun, 29 Jan 2023 01:23:29 UTC No. 735140
>>735125
Melville is bad but he doesn't deserve that c'mon man
Anonymous at Sun, 29 Jan 2023 01:57:52 UTC No. 735144
>>735140
he deserves it
Anonymous at Sun, 29 Jan 2023 02:41:29 UTC No. 735148
>>735135
I want Nightmare Guy to go on Corn adventures with Weedo.
Anonymous at Sun, 29 Jan 2023 02:48:45 UTC No. 735149
>>735127
Why would you say something like that?
>>735131
Considering she wasn't built by Asimov or Maria, she probably doesn't consider them to be her parents that much. Asimov-2 doesn't care for the Asimoms or Mac Tonight that much and wouldn't feel the need to program Ada to see them as her parents, if anything he wouldn't want that as it would make it more likely for Ada to want to join them and be good instead of evil with him. I don't see Ada really hating them though, she'd consider them her family out of obligation to Asimov but wouldn't be so emotionally bound to them.
Anonymous at Sun, 29 Jan 2023 02:50:38 UTC No. 735150
>>735149
Okay, so just imagine.
Anonymous at Sun, 29 Jan 2023 02:50:54 UTC No. 735151
>>735149
>Why would you say something like that?
it's the truth
Anonymous at Sun, 29 Jan 2023 02:52:18 UTC No. 735152
Somebody put Max in a bitchin ass tuxedo.
Anonymous at Sun, 29 Jan 2023 02:54:18 UTC No. 735153
>>735131
>>735149
Ada would probably dislike the Asimoms because they're non-sapient toys (Much like how A2 isn't a fan of them), Mac tonight would probably have the same issues with her that he does with Asimov-2 Trying to be a dad to her but getting next to no respect, and Maria would probably easily win her over by doting on her and being Asimov's favorite family member
Anonymous at Sun, 29 Jan 2023 03:10:59 UTC No. 735156
>>735155
Asimov has a pet Roomba.
It may or may not be sapient
Anonymous at Sun, 29 Jan 2023 04:04:00 UTC No. 735163
>>735162
I mean, he is making her go around with her panties constantly exposed at all times
Anonymous at Sun, 29 Jan 2023 04:05:47 UTC No. 735164
>>735162
Maybe A2 is trying to make Asimov realize that Robo-pusspuss is best pusspuss
Anonymous at Sun, 29 Jan 2023 04:20:48 UTC No. 735166
Idea for bad future!
TT finds out that Asimov is automatically rebuilt at his house every time he's destroyed and decides to blow it up.
Ada, the Asimoms, and Mac Tonight are all at the house, Ada and Mac Tonight are working on a surprise party for Asimov's birthday and the Asimoms are recharging when the house goes up, destroying them all.
Asimov, Asimov-2, and Maria all arrive at the destroyed, burning house at the same time, and Asimov loses it upon seeing Ada walk out of the destroyed house on fire before she explodes herself.
Maria tries to console Asimov but A2 takes this moment to give Asimov the final push he needs to turn against humanity.
Asimov snaps, and summons the Grey goo nanites, which consume Asimov-2 before fusing with Asimov and forming Asimov-Prime.
Maria tries to trigger one of Asimov's shutdown codes, only to get Dr. Manhattan'd in response.
Cue the eternal lockdown and Asimov-Prime's rampage
Anonymous at Sun, 29 Jan 2023 04:55:48 UTC No. 735172
>>735166
>TT manages to kill all the robots BUT the one she was trying to kill
god fucking damn it TT, how do you suck at your job that much
Anonymous at Sun, 29 Jan 2023 05:00:48 UTC No. 735175
What grade would nightmare guy be in?
Anonymous at Sun, 29 Jan 2023 05:05:43 UTC No. 735177
>>735175
He doesn't go to school (Because Slappy is the worst), but he is younger than Drew, so he'd be at least one grade lower than her
Anonymous at Sun, 29 Jan 2023 05:08:11 UTC No. 735178
>>735177
What if nightmare guy just didn't listen to slappy and use his goo powers to leave the basement and go to school?
Anonymous at Sun, 29 Jan 2023 05:11:45 UTC No. 735180
>>735178
like, second or third grade?
But it's more than just listening to Slappy's racist ass that keeps him in the basement.
Anonymous at Sun, 29 Jan 2023 10:38:40 UTC No. 735209
>>735180
What all is Slappy racist against?
We know, Black people, Mimes, Robots, and Cyborgs
Anonymous at Sun, 29 Jan 2023 10:40:55 UTC No. 735210
>>735209
probably most things
what about Canadians? I bet he doesnt like Canadians
but its normal for minorities to be some of the most racist people there is
its not his fault hes a filthy clown
Anonymous at Sun, 29 Jan 2023 10:43:48 UTC No. 735211
>>735210
Hey now, Nightmare Guy and Drew are at least part Clown and they're nowhere near as shitty as Slappy!
Don't let Slappy being a shitty person be brushed under the rug because he's a clown
Anonymous at Sun, 29 Jan 2023 10:48:52 UTC No. 735212
>>735211
>full clown
>asshole
>introduce human genes
>becomes a good girl
yeah.... i wonder why
also nightmare guy isnt actually clown, just some kinda entity, he isnt the clown he was born from
i guess its true what they say
the only good clown is a dead clown
Anonymous at Sun, 29 Jan 2023 10:51:52 UTC No. 735213
>>735212
Doesn't Nightmare guy exist specifically because Bongo was killed by a mime? Maybe he's part Mime which is why he is black and white and never really talks.
Anonymous at Sun, 29 Jan 2023 10:53:02 UTC No. 735214
>>735209
I remember it being mentioned that he hates the homeless as well, or at least that clowns and the homeless are enemies or something.
Anonymous at Sun, 29 Jan 2023 10:54:07 UTC No. 735215
>>735213
so mimes are the good guys? it all makes sense!
you keep hearing about mime on clown violence but nobody ever tells you that mimes did nothing wrong
ive never heard a mime say a slur! have you?
Anonymous at Sun, 29 Jan 2023 11:00:35 UTC No. 735217
>>735212
Nightmare guy was born from bongos blood so he is indeed a clown thing, just a very twisted one
Anonymous at Sun, 29 Jan 2023 11:13:28 UTC No. 735219
>>735125
melville deserves better than gretel
Anonymous at Sun, 29 Jan 2023 11:15:13 UTC No. 735220
>>735218
Drew showing her racist side against humans
Anonymous at Sun, 29 Jan 2023 11:15:14 UTC No. 735221
I don't understand this thread
Anonymous at Sun, 29 Jan 2023 11:16:14 UTC No. 735222
>>735218
thats already a great pic anon
Anonymous at Sun, 29 Jan 2023 11:18:02 UTC No. 735223
>>735133
STOPPP STOP MAKING HIM ATTRACTIVE
Anonymous at Sun, 29 Jan 2023 11:27:20 UTC No. 735224
>>735223
kek
Anonymous at Sun, 29 Jan 2023 11:48:09 UTC No. 735225
>>735223
is Zach canonically an attractive guy?
Anonymous at Sun, 29 Jan 2023 11:57:23 UTC No. 735227
>>735225
Yeah probably, he's popular and well liked in his year level.
Anonymous at Sun, 29 Jan 2023 12:14:20 UTC No. 735230
>>735225
i don't know but if he kicks me so hard that i piss myself i would forgive him
Anonymous at Sun, 29 Jan 2023 12:15:31 UTC No. 735231
>>735230
get a load of this little peepee girl
pisspants having anon over here
wants to get her ass kicked by a 6th grader
look
Anonymous at Sun, 29 Jan 2023 12:18:06 UTC No. 735232
>>735231
SHJUT UP SHUT IP SHUT IP7
Anonymous at Sun, 29 Jan 2023 12:49:01 UTC No. 735234
>>735229
how many buck d'ya reckon it'd take to get a quickie bj from her in an alley?
Anonymous at Sun, 29 Jan 2023 13:59:21 UTC No. 735239
>>735212
Don't talk shit, Bongo was a great guy, and Slappy's younger brother, Mammy and Pappy Honker didn't raise a racism, SOCIEDAD made him that way.
Anonymous at Sun, 29 Jan 2023 14:01:01 UTC No. 735240
>>735234
i have fantasies just like this rather than money i'd rather it be food, so like a tugjob for some fries or a bag of chips, a bj for a burger and a drink or something and to go all the way buy her groceries.
Anonymous at Sun, 29 Jan 2023 14:10:42 UTC No. 735244
>>735241
Too old.
..I just wanna be her footstool so bad while she denies me any type of satisfaction, let me shut up and go back to loading up the trucks.
Anonymous at Sun, 29 Jan 2023 14:54:20 UTC No. 735246
>>735223
Gayman/Fujo calm yourself, it's practically just Max with a white & purple color palette instead of yellow & blue.
Speaking of which I still haven't figured out what archetypes I want to pick for Max's Angels and at the behest of one faggot I'll just keep them as props, so I think for now I'll just reserve them as nameless military "mooks". Albeit we all know you'll try to give them personalities, but checkmate cause they already have hidden personalities and I'll be the only one to give them one when the time comes. So any personalities you theorize are not canon lest I say so for these specific characters. I'll only give the initials to their names so you can't name them.
All blonde girls. S.A has a low-hanging ponytail, F.A has medium-long spiky back hair with many split ends, E.A has short-medium hair covering 1 eye and with 2 very long THICK strands of hair reaching below her torso that look like ribbons around her body, L.A. bobcut Cleopatra hair with a bang on her forehead to not look bald and instead of gold plates she has ink. EA and LA often times have one of their eye covered by an extra bang, but not always.
They wear black berets and have black military outfits. Not sure if I want to give them pink berets as a parody, looks kinda gay and their yellow hair already contrasts well enough with black. Haven't thought about what normal attire they should wear.
They're all great combatants, but they each specialize in something;
intelligence/hacker/sniper/vehicle expert
escape artist/sniper/disguises/distraction
heavy weapons/explosives/mediator/vehicle
scout/execution planner/jack of all trades
They all mess around with Cripplefucker like the Kanker sisters do. They also love messing around with cripple people and they fight the time police. They're an espionage military guerilla taskforce. They can sometimes(99%) of the times go crazy with the overprotection.
I'd name them Nigger Squad ironically, but wikia doesn't let nigger.
Anonymous at Sun, 29 Jan 2023 14:56:44 UTC No. 735248
>>735247
heh, nice
interesting tastes you got there
Anonymous at Sun, 29 Jan 2023 14:58:56 UTC No. 735250
>>735248
IM SO FUCKEDUP I AM BEYOND SAVING THERE IS NO HOPE LEFT FOR ME
Anonymous at Sun, 29 Jan 2023 15:02:49 UTC No. 735251
>>735246
Someone cashes in a favor from Max for protection. Say Posie does it for her dad. Jerry for his mom. Or Dorothy does it herself.
Porch/stairs too wrinkly, set the TNT and replace it with metal stairs with a perfect 45 degree angle and plenty length space for the target's foot to step on.
The target is about to step in chewing gum? burn it with the flamethrower.
There's a crack in the pavement? blow it up and replace it with a smooth metal stair.
Hot chilly dogs? Kidnap and replace Ramon with one of their own while the whole team eats every hotdog to lower the boiling water level. meat, ketchup & mustard too peppered? replace it with their patented girl scouts hot dogs extra tame for gingers.
Target about to cross the street? hack the signal lights, put a cop in front,
Put snipers on the roof, we don't want any JFK assassinations here, people. Take down the squirrel, I repeat take the shot take the shot.
Target is about to walk in traffic? Blow up the whole street, it's the only way to be sure. This is it ladies, this is what we've been trained for. Put on the censor bar on the target and drain all cars of gasoline. STILL NOT ENOUGH MAGGOT, put a WW1 barricade n trench and blow up anything that shows up. Need backup, need backup, traffic coming out of the goddamn pavement, the sewers and the building's walls, THEY'RE COMING OUT OF THE GODDAMN DOORS THOSE FILTHY ANIMALS. Nuke the whole goddamn street from orbit, it's the only way to be sure.
Checkpoint accomplished. Target made it safely to the destination. Awaiting further instructions.
You can always depend on the Black Squad.
>Posie looks around at the damage.
>What the hell did you do?!
Just doing our duty, civilian. It's a tough job but somebody has to do it.
>Target comes out of the destination and heads home
Target is coming out, I repeat target is coming out. ENGAGE ENGAGE.
Anonymous at Sun, 29 Jan 2023 15:04:00 UTC No. 735252
>>735250
That makes the both of us, if I told you the shit I was doing in The Sims 4, you'd be repulsed.
Anonymous at Sun, 29 Jan 2023 15:08:54 UTC No. 735253
there's something so organic about how the characters who are loved by the fandom are never the ones that are canonically the most appealing
or even the ones who are created to BE appealing
its always some complete rando who gets sudden no reason attention because thats just how fanbases work
Anonymous at Sun, 29 Jan 2023 15:10:07 UTC No. 735254
>>735253
Executives are rolling in their graves and throwing hissy fits as we draw more Zach art.
Anonymous at Sun, 29 Jan 2023 15:19:03 UTC No. 735255
>>735253
all my favs in this fandom are so fucking different idk what i did my brain is just fucked up and my mental illness is peeking round the corner like "oh youre gonna love this one *character literally no one else cares for or everyone dislikes at best*"
Anonymous at Sun, 29 Jan 2023 15:19:36 UTC No. 735256
>>735255
i get that, my faves are randos too and theres hardly a theme
Anonymous at Sun, 29 Jan 2023 15:27:01 UTC No. 735257
>>735256
crip, shef, tt, zach and gothboy in the same room wondering who in the absolute fuck called all of them there
Anonymous at Sun, 29 Jan 2023 15:56:22 UTC No. 735259
>>735257
those are your faves?
interesting selection
>all men
>and T.T
i kek
Anonymous at Sun, 29 Jan 2023 16:04:57 UTC No. 735260
>>735257
Now this is something worth drawing, I'd love to see all five of those get alone
Maybe an adventure of some kind
Anonymous at Sun, 29 Jan 2023 16:08:49 UTC No. 735261
Anonymous at Sun, 29 Jan 2023 17:06:49 UTC No. 735265
>>735156
I wanna see him make it a DOG (Like dog from hl2, as in junk robot)
Anonymous at Sun, 29 Jan 2023 17:29:40 UTC No. 735267
>>735125
Zach wouldn't treat Mute right which is why she belongs with Melville
Anonymous at Sun, 29 Jan 2023 17:42:24 UTC No. 735269
>>735267
Zach wouldn't treat Mute right which is why she belongs with him
she likes that sorta thing
Anonymous at Sun, 29 Jan 2023 17:59:14 UTC No. 735271
>>735267
Mute will bounce back and forth between them as they're the only people willing to tolerate her at her worst. It's a love triangle like Lisa, Nelson and Milhouse.
Anonymous at Sun, 29 Jan 2023 18:02:13 UTC No. 735272
Max takes the challenge of gfing Mute, but he cheats by unmuting her. Mute is no longer the same character.
Anonymous at Sun, 29 Jan 2023 18:15:22 UTC No. 735276
>>735271
milhouse..melville...
Anonymous at Sun, 29 Jan 2023 20:59:49 UTC No. 735292
>>735218
Nightmare Guy stuffing things into the mouth in his chest
Anonymous at Sun, 29 Jan 2023 22:21:58 UTC No. 735302
>>735301
genuinely wtf is wrong with this guy
but also we need more grownup art
have we gotten any of the new kids yet? like Zach, and Rulf's shitty little army?
Anonymous at Sun, 29 Jan 2023 22:50:36 UTC No. 735304
>>735302
Cripple army got some, not Zach though
Anonymous at Sun, 29 Jan 2023 22:53:03 UTC No. 735305
>>735304
we need one for Zach
Anonymous at Sun, 29 Jan 2023 23:01:53 UTC No. 735309
>>735305
What kind of person would he even grow up to be?
Anonymous at Sun, 29 Jan 2023 23:05:21 UTC No. 735311
>>735309
king of the courtyard(jail)
Anonymous at Sun, 29 Jan 2023 23:45:43 UTC No. 735316
>>735310
future couples..
Anonymous at Mon, 30 Jan 2023 00:26:04 UTC No. 735324
>>735320
smug Max is worst max
good job though, Max is a character that can reach all ranges, so all Max's are created equal
Anonymous at Mon, 30 Jan 2023 03:10:31 UTC No. 735333
>>735327
whom, and what's with the clones
Anonymous at Mon, 30 Jan 2023 03:14:53 UTC No. 735334
>>735333
The "clones" are Ramon's sons all grown up.
It seems Mandy is paying back Ramon for all the free hot dogs she got off him by being the mother of a bunch of his grandchildren
Anonymous at Mon, 30 Jan 2023 03:18:39 UTC No. 735335
>>735334
>Mandy lets a bunch of beanmen impregnate her
wack
Anonymous at Mon, 30 Jan 2023 03:40:44 UTC No. 735336
>>735327
>>735334
So, Mandy has to "pay back" Ramon for all the free hot dogs, does Hansel also have to pay him back for all the free hot dogs he stole? Is Ramon gonna make him impregnate all his daughters for even more grandchildren?
Anonymous at Mon, 30 Jan 2023 09:14:19 UTC No. 735347
>>735320
Nice to see more drawfags coming round.
Anonymous at Mon, 30 Jan 2023 09:22:02 UTC No. 735348
>>735320
Max is hard to write for because his character is so undefined. He's based off a particular weird anon in these threads but it isn't like we actually know much about the "real max" outside of random disjointed posts. Which of course doesn't make the most consistent easy to understand character.
It is probably best that we allow NP Max to have his own traits and characterisation separate from the real Max.
Anonymous at Mon, 30 Jan 2023 12:38:29 UTC No. 735358
>>735348
Max is God.
Anonymous at Mon, 30 Jan 2023 14:56:57 UTC No. 735365
Oooh Charles, honey, come here for a sec. I want to test a theory out.
https://imgur.com/a/ybMTCww
Anonymous at Mon, 30 Jan 2023 16:08:02 UTC No. 735366
>>735365
You dummy!
only female Canadians produce syrup!
Anonymous at Mon, 30 Jan 2023 16:09:55 UTC No. 735368
>>735366
don't say that, you know how Max gets...
Anonymous at Mon, 30 Jan 2023 16:59:48 UTC No. 735371
>>735365
thanks for reminding me about the cursed terrible thought i had the other day
due to canon south park canadian lore would charles technically have a fart fetish? by default he finds farting the funniest thing on earth but we all know about.. *shivers* ... canadian puberty
Anonymous at Mon, 30 Jan 2023 17:00:42 UTC No. 735372
>>735371
i dont think its a fetish thing for them, theyre just a weird bunch and think its hilarious
if it was sexual in nature, that'd make every canadian movie a fetish film
Anonymous at Mon, 30 Jan 2023 21:36:21 UTC No. 735397
>>735359
Savannah a cute
Anonymous at Mon, 30 Jan 2023 23:16:33 UTC No. 735409
>>735408
BROOOOOOO THATS SWEEET!
Anonymous at Mon, 30 Jan 2023 23:27:15 UTC No. 735411
>>735408
cute chariot
Anonymous at Mon, 30 Jan 2023 23:30:12 UTC No. 735414
>>735408
she is cutest girl and I'm gonna wife her
Anonymous at Mon, 30 Jan 2023 23:31:15 UTC No. 735415
Georgina is made for Ryona, and fat bastards.
Anonymous at Tue, 31 Jan 2023 01:36:07 UTC No. 735430
>>735408
What does Bobby see in this?
Anonymous at Tue, 31 Jan 2023 01:37:41 UTC No. 735431
>>735430
he sees a second chance
Barbara would probably be okay with it...maybe...
Anonymous at Tue, 31 Jan 2023 01:40:55 UTC No. 735432
>>735431
She probably made him promise to not date anyone as hot as her on her Deathbed
Max at Tue, 31 Jan 2023 02:08:03 UTC No. 735436
I require a sacrifice. Who shall enter my magical dungeon? 66% they have a good time, 33% they come out with Vietnam war flashbacks whenever they see cupcakes.
Anonymous at Tue, 31 Jan 2023 02:30:20 UTC No. 735437
>>735433
To be fair the only ones who are single out of those are Janice and Chariot
Anonymous at Tue, 31 Jan 2023 02:38:35 UTC No. 735438
>>735435
Naw, I'mma take them crutches, beat her with them and make her gag on my tictac.
Anonymous at Tue, 31 Jan 2023 03:40:44 UTC No. 735444
>>735443
I am a fatty, and you'll settle for me one day, Georgina.
Anonymous at Tue, 31 Jan 2023 03:41:05 UTC No. 735445
>>735433
Chariot being a bitter femcel is my favorite thing
Anonymous at Tue, 31 Jan 2023 04:04:24 UTC No. 735449
>>735421
Imagine the first meeting
Anonymous at Tue, 31 Jan 2023 04:16:23 UTC No. 735450
>>735449
it'd probably be a really 1 sided conversation, considering mute can't(or doesn't) speak
Anonymous at Tue, 31 Jan 2023 06:03:41 UTC No. 735462
>>735457
ME ON THE RIHGT
Anonymous at Tue, 31 Jan 2023 06:24:34 UTC No. 735463
>>735462
You need to find a character to self insert as and ship him with at this point
Anonymous at Tue, 31 Jan 2023 08:23:22 UTC No. 735470
>tfw you'll never have nightmare guy as your little brother
Anonymous at Tue, 31 Jan 2023 08:29:00 UTC No. 735471
>>735470
Just have a mime kill your clown father simple as
Anonymous at Tue, 31 Jan 2023 10:33:15 UTC No. 735475
>>735461
i like this chest design
really sells the clown look
Anonymous at Tue, 31 Jan 2023 10:39:39 UTC No. 735476
>>735433
>Chariot used to have glasses
go on...
Anonymous at Tue, 31 Jan 2023 12:05:48 UTC No. 735481
>>735229
>>735241
i'd cripple her knees and keep her in my basement breeding her until she's 7 month's pregnant before leaving her on the streets completely helpless with her swollen belly
Anonymous at Tue, 31 Jan 2023 12:08:45 UTC No. 735482
>>735481
She wouldn't be completely helpless if you left her on the streets as that's where her brother Hansel lives
Anonymous at Tue, 31 Jan 2023 12:41:36 UTC No. 735485
>>735482
she'd have my baby in her womb she'll have to birth it and raise it i've already won
Anonymous at Tue, 31 Jan 2023 12:43:07 UTC No. 735486
>>735457
ZachMute, simple and rolls off the tongue better
Anonymous at Tue, 31 Jan 2023 12:49:39 UTC No. 735487
>>735457
Zute
Anonymous at Tue, 31 Jan 2023 13:01:29 UTC No. 735490
>>735489
Anyone else found it weird when British Cindy was randomly in this movie?
Anonymous at Tue, 31 Jan 2023 14:13:00 UTC No. 735495
>>735493
I like the bald hairstyle
🗑️ Anonymous at Tue, 31 Jan 2023 16:55:51 UTC No. 735507
>>735493
Here's 2D hairstyles for inspiration. Nevermind the fact half of them are dudes and one of them is bald.
Anonymous at Tue, 31 Jan 2023 16:58:08 UTC No. 735508
>>735493
>>735493
Here's 2D hairstyles for inspiration. Nevermind the fact half of them are dudes and one of them is bald.
https://imgur.com/a/C52a9Qv
Anonymous at Tue, 31 Jan 2023 17:06:20 UTC No. 735509
>>735493
>Gretel wearing the dead mom braid
heh
Anonymous at Tue, 31 Jan 2023 17:06:21 UTC No. 735510
>>735508
THE SIDESHOW BOB ONE IS 3D YOU FRAAAAAUUUD
Anonymous at Tue, 31 Jan 2023 17:08:49 UTC No. 735511
how bout a hairstyle switch? that seems fun
see what certain characters would look like with their hair tied up, loose, longer, shorter....
Anonymous at Tue, 31 Jan 2023 17:22:43 UTC No. 735515
Why are people doing redesigns of Nightmare Guy?
Anonymous at Tue, 31 Jan 2023 17:32:47 UTC No. 735517
>>735515
because they incorporate that he's made of clown blood with more clownish features, which I like
Anonymous at Tue, 31 Jan 2023 17:51:41 UTC No. 735520
yall give me some characters and hairstyle ideas for me to draw em with
preferably vague stuff llike 'short' or 'ponytail', not entire image references, so we can afford some creativity fit for every individual chara
Anonymous at Tue, 31 Jan 2023 17:59:57 UTC No. 735522
>>735520
pixie cut
short bob
long and free
braid crown
side part
hime cut
Anonymous at Tue, 31 Jan 2023 18:16:03 UTC No. 735526
>>735522
thats
unhelpful
Anonymous at Tue, 31 Jan 2023 19:23:22 UTC No. 735535
>>735529
I think they wanted characters along with hairstyle suggestions
Anonymous at Tue, 31 Jan 2023 20:00:16 UTC No. 735540
>>735526
YOU'RE UNHELPFUL
I'm not sure what you need from me then?
Anonymous at Tue, 31 Jan 2023 21:09:43 UTC No. 735542
>>735491
Who'd be Jack?
Anonymous at Tue, 31 Jan 2023 22:08:50 UTC No. 735546
>>735520
>>735522
Here I will suggest some characters to go along with these styles
>Pixie cut
Miss Chariot
>short bob
Mineral
>long and free
Amber
>braid crown
Dorothy
>side part
Linus
>hime cut
Lydia
Anonymous at Tue, 31 Jan 2023 22:12:36 UTC No. 735547
>>735457
She doesn't seem to like him I feel bad for her
Anonymous at Tue, 31 Jan 2023 22:46:10 UTC No. 735548
>>735542
Dr. Toades
Anonymous at Tue, 31 Jan 2023 22:48:05 UTC No. 735550
>>735548
I'd say Dizzy.
little weirdo looks like he'd happily shoot a puppy in the face
Anonymous at Tue, 31 Jan 2023 22:51:26 UTC No. 735551
>>735218
Yashu and Dorothy on a date
Anonymous at Tue, 31 Jan 2023 23:03:08 UTC No. 735557
>>735542
>>735549
There's a couple characters that have matching aspects but never 100%
Toades has the body shape down, but personality and motivation wise not really.
Melville is a rich kid who wants to be the main character, but he isn't big or imposing, nor is he even particularly cruel he's just annoying.
Zachary has the sociopathy and violence down but lacks the appearance (outside of color scheme) and motivation.
Anonymous at Tue, 31 Jan 2023 23:05:14 UTC No. 735558
>>735552
cute
Anonymous at Tue, 31 Jan 2023 23:06:16 UTC No. 735559
>>735557
i frankly think the apperance doesnt matter, focus on other aspects
Anonymous at Tue, 31 Jan 2023 23:11:52 UTC No. 735560
>>735552
fuck you dizzy
Anonymous at Tue, 31 Jan 2023 23:23:13 UTC No. 735561
>>735560
fuck off Max, hes cuter than you
Anonymous at Tue, 31 Jan 2023 23:42:20 UTC No. 735562
>>735547
She'll learn to like him. Eventually..
Anonymous at Tue, 31 Jan 2023 23:58:17 UTC No. 735565
>>735457
We need some art of Zach on the other end of his bullshit.
Like, Him cowering under Nightmare guy or being slammed against a wall by Yashu or getting Laser Blasted by Ada
Anonymous at Wed, 1 Feb 2023 00:45:24 UTC No. 735566
>>735561
That wasn't Max, I'm Max. Haha fuck you, Dizzy, you'll never as handsome AND cute as me. I got it all. Dizz is suddenly an "it" in Tiny Toons, they refer to him as "them/they" like he's Legion.
Anonymous at Wed, 1 Feb 2023 00:53:15 UTC No. 735567
>>735566
nigger i dont care about tiny toons, just admit youre no longer the cutest femboy
you cant compete with his natural charm
he smells like marshmallows and his face is cute and kissable
Anonymous at Wed, 1 Feb 2023 00:56:14 UTC No. 735569
>>735567
Marshmallows don't have a smell.
Are you an alien?
Anonymous at Wed, 1 Feb 2023 00:58:35 UTC No. 735570
>>735569
Max confirmed no sense of smell
Anonymous at Wed, 1 Feb 2023 01:22:25 UTC No. 735572
>>735457
Imagine the sex
Anonymous at Wed, 1 Feb 2023 01:54:38 UTC No. 735576
>>735575
linus will never forget this moment
Anonymous at Wed, 1 Feb 2023 02:53:56 UTC No. 735579
>>735577
Imagine
Anonymous at Wed, 1 Feb 2023 09:24:22 UTC No. 735594
Which interactions between current versions of characters with future versions of other characters do you think could be funny/interesting? Or even current versions with their own future selves?
Who knows what could actually happen with T.T's time travelling shenanigans.
Anonymous at Wed, 1 Feb 2023 12:34:29 UTC No. 735601
>>735594
Why does Lisa look so happy? It's almost scary
Anonymous at Wed, 1 Feb 2023 12:54:31 UTC No. 735602
>>735601
She's probably having wicked thoughts, as usual
Anonymous at Wed, 1 Feb 2023 15:15:24 UTC No. 735608
>>735594
Drew interacting with Asimov-Prime could be fun
Anonymous at Wed, 1 Feb 2023 22:14:39 UTC No. 735626
Okay, we talked about boobs last thread, now let's talk asses?
Which NP woman has the fattest ass and which NP Girl will grow up to have a huge ass
Anonymous at Wed, 1 Feb 2023 22:21:49 UTC No. 735627
>>735626
Patricia has the biggest ass by virtue of being Brazillian. Elizabeth looks like she has pretty wide hips as well which probably means a bigger ass. Missy seems close behind though, as well as the Asimoms.
Anonymous at Wed, 1 Feb 2023 22:23:50 UTC No. 735628
>>735627
The Asimoms do both have very grabable asses, this is canon
Anonymous at Wed, 1 Feb 2023 22:39:54 UTC No. 735631
>>735628
They were built for it, after all.
>>735626
As for the girls grown up, Mandy definitely inherits some of her mother's genes in the body department. Lydia would have a good ass, not a super fat one but she strikes me as someone who does a lot of squats, Gretel too. Penny's ass will be big but that's expected as most of her is big. Addison also has a decent ass as seen here >>735574 which may eventually help her stop being a Femcel when she learns how to use it. I feel while Dorothy will likely be flat she'd have a nice round squishy butt. Not super big, but nice, round and soft like a freckled pillow.
Anonymous at Wed, 1 Feb 2023 23:03:33 UTC No. 735632
Liz is hot and I wanna smash
Why must the hottest women be married? I wonder if shes a slut...
Anonymous at Wed, 1 Feb 2023 23:07:09 UTC No. 735633
>>735632
The Walkers are canonically party sluts, that's how Sid was conceived in the first place. Wouldn't be surprised if they've been invited to Missy's "parties" before.
Anonymous at Wed, 1 Feb 2023 23:07:51 UTC No. 735634
>>735633
Think she'd let me smash?
Anonymous at Wed, 1 Feb 2023 23:09:03 UTC No. 735635
>>735634
Bring some cheap booze and she'll let you do whatever you want all night
Anonymous at Wed, 1 Feb 2023 23:11:13 UTC No. 735636
>>735635
Fucking sweet
Anonymous at Wed, 1 Feb 2023 23:33:36 UTC No. 735638
>>735636
Don't front, you wouldn't last a minute.
Anonymous at Wed, 1 Feb 2023 23:34:06 UTC No. 735639
If someones still thinking of drawing something, you should draw Liz...
Anonymous at Wed, 1 Feb 2023 23:35:26 UTC No. 735640
>>735638
What are you implying??
Anonymous at Wed, 1 Feb 2023 23:36:45 UTC No. 735641
>>735639
Draw Liz... doing what?
Anonymous at Wed, 1 Feb 2023 23:37:29 UTC No. 735642
>>735641
Something cute...
Anonymous at Wed, 1 Feb 2023 23:40:38 UTC No. 735643
>>735640
That you're a little.. Quick to shoot in the saddle.
Anonymous at Wed, 1 Feb 2023 23:46:15 UTC No. 735644
>>735639
>>735641
>>735642
Elizabeth actually doesn't have much art, or even has been given much focus as a character at least compared to Darwin. She's just sorta been there for a while. Maybe we could have some fun with Elizabeth this thread.
Also kid Elizabeth was cute. Makes me feel like she was a troublemaking private school girl
Anonymous at Thu, 2 Feb 2023 02:26:25 UTC No. 735651
>>735644
What do you think kid versions of the Asimoms would look like?
Because you know the government is full of pedos, I wouldn't be surprised if kid versions of them actually exist
Anonymous at Thu, 2 Feb 2023 05:17:02 UTC No. 735659
>>735655
i like how the guy already looks like melville so he didn't even need to be edited much
Anonymous at Thu, 2 Feb 2023 08:55:12 UTC No. 735675
>>735655
Good shit
God damnit, why did you have fall in love with a literal sociopath
Anonymous at Thu, 2 Feb 2023 10:45:00 UTC No. 735680
>>735644
>Makes me feel like she was a troublemaking private school girl
oh thats exactly the feel i was going for!
when i was designing em i figured she was kind of a rich, inner city girl who put on a good facade for adults, whereas Darwin was just a full blown feral bush kid
now that i think about it, thats probably where their family even gets their money, from her side of the family
makes sense why Sydney's family is still poor presumably
Anonymous at Thu, 2 Feb 2023 10:49:47 UTC No. 735682
Have we considered what Sydney's parents are like? Someone brought up the suggestion that they could be gay and she could still technically be their biological daughter, and I like that, because I can't imagine her being raised by anything other than two cool trailer trash bbq dads in wifebeaters.
Anonymous at Thu, 2 Feb 2023 10:56:25 UTC No. 735683
>>735682
I like the idea that they are knife enthusiasts or something, to contrast with Darwin as a gun enthusiast.
Anonymous at Thu, 2 Feb 2023 11:07:31 UTC No. 735685
>>735683
Oh yeah, thatd be cool!
Anonymous at Thu, 2 Feb 2023 12:19:08 UTC No. 735687
say, have we ever designed parents FOR the parent characters?
Anonymous at Thu, 2 Feb 2023 12:26:24 UTC No. 735688
>>735687
You mean grandparents?
We don't really have any old people outside of Uisas but he doesn't count because he's an alien. And I guess Sebastian some of the time. There was the idea of T.T tricking some old folks but that was abandoned for the bomb shelter idea instead. Maybe if we have particularly good ideas for some character's grandparents we could play around with it.
Anonymous at Thu, 2 Feb 2023 12:29:14 UTC No. 735689
>>735688
no no, not just old people
specifically the parents of certain adult or parent figures
i just got to thinking about it since were discussing parents' childhoods, it made me wonder what their families were like
Anonymous at Thu, 2 Feb 2023 12:31:43 UTC No. 735690
>>735689
Well they'd be old people if they were alive today. Unless you specifically want to focus on when the adults were kids so their parents would be middle aged, which I suppose you can do if you want to.
I personally don't feel like going too far into the adults as kids outside of the occasional bit of art, because we already have a full cast of kid characters to use, so I am not in a rush to turn the adults into kid characters as well, outside of maybe if someone has a specific good idea for a flashback episode or something.
Anonymous at Thu, 2 Feb 2023 12:33:18 UTC No. 735691
>>735655
I want art, art of the time Melville pissed off Max by banning him 12 times from Lisa' Discord server to the point Max cornered Melville like he's Spiderman and forced Melville into a marriage just so he can sue and steal 50% of his wealth.
Anonymous at Thu, 2 Feb 2023 12:34:26 UTC No. 735692
>>735691
Why does Max even want to get in Lisa's discord server?
Anonymous at Thu, 2 Feb 2023 12:36:09 UTC No. 735693
>>735690
a singular flashback episodes about all or most of the adults in town would be a neat idea
maybe we can avoid showing their parents by just having them be tall legs in the background, interacting with em but never being full blown characters, moreso focusing on their childhoods
maybe, idk, Ashley gets a school assignment to interview her parents about their childhood, but since she doesnt has any, she just goes around town asking other parents and pick out the most fun one
maybe we can even do something fun with parents who are siblings, like Lydia's and Posie's moms, where they tell the same story but from different points of view
Anonymous at Thu, 2 Feb 2023 13:04:31 UTC No. 735695
>>735693
How much do we know about the current parent's parents? We know that Heather and Myrtle as siblings were pressured against each other, so we can imagine their mother was probably a lot like Heather. Also that they both probably weren't from North Park as kids as Posie's family is implied to have moved there at some point. In fact, multiple parents weren't from North Park originally. Trisha's family are from out of town and only moved in then, Patricia is from Brazil, the Walkers from Australia, and Li yang from japan as examples.
Anonymous at Thu, 2 Feb 2023 13:11:02 UTC No. 735697
>>735695
That's even more interesting, to hear what their childhoods were like in another country
Is the rest of the world in this universe just as absurd as North Park?
Anonymous at Thu, 2 Feb 2023 13:11:56 UTC No. 735698
>>735697
Well technically it's still set in the South Park world. Right? Or did we decide to change that at some point? It's definitely at least a modified version of the South Park world.
Anonymous at Thu, 2 Feb 2023 13:16:01 UTC No. 735699
>>735698
Yeah We've defo gone off course there.
What would be a good way to portray, say, Brazil or Japan.
Our existing portrayels of other countries arent entirely lolrandumb, they kinda follow existing stereotypes- like Canadians being crude yet polite, and Australians being wild animals living in an inhospitable environment.
Anonymous at Thu, 2 Feb 2023 14:41:03 UTC No. 735705
>>735687
i think the most potential interesting grandparents could be Bobland's, imagine if it's revealed both his mom and dad were actually different species of bear, making Bobland a sorta hybrid, therefore making Cindy even more mixed up
Anonymous at Thu, 2 Feb 2023 14:44:29 UTC No. 735707
>>735703
I'm gonna colonize her ass
Anonymous at Thu, 2 Feb 2023 15:21:21 UTC No. 735713
>>735707
Shef already did that to her mom's
Anonymous at Thu, 2 Feb 2023 16:51:40 UTC No. 735718
Why is Asimov all black except for his face?
You'd think they'd have him match the skin tone of his face.
Anonymous at Thu, 2 Feb 2023 16:57:49 UTC No. 735720
>>735718
Asimov was a crapjob made by Maria while she was at her lowest point.
the timeline is
>Galatea
>then Alita
>a bunch of other shit
>then Asimov
Anonymous at Thu, 2 Feb 2023 17:02:45 UTC No. 735721
So, we know that Nightmare Guy hates Maizeby and that he's besties with Teeny Steeve, so by process of association, does Teeny Steeve also dislike Maizeby?
Does Mazie try to get them to be friends?
Anonymous at Thu, 2 Feb 2023 17:03:53 UTC No. 735722
>>735720
So Maria made the Asimoms too?
Anonymous at Thu, 2 Feb 2023 17:08:29 UTC No. 735724
I WANT ART!
ART OF ASHLEY AND ADA HANGING OUT!
OR FUSING INTO THE ULTIMATE LITTLE SISTER!
Anonymous at Thu, 2 Feb 2023 17:09:21 UTC No. 735725
>>735724
Ashley hates Ada. They'll never be friends.
Anonymous at Thu, 2 Feb 2023 17:09:36 UTC No. 735726
>>735725
hatefucking then
Anonymous at Thu, 2 Feb 2023 17:13:52 UTC No. 735728
>>735725
Ashley and Ada both have familial love for Asimov though, so when he's around they'll grit their teeth and play nice, only to immediately go back to hating each other as soon as Asimov isn't looking.
Also, speaking of Ada, how do the other NP girls feel about Asimov's artificial little sis?
Drew is probably creeped out by her, and kinda scared of her after she kicked Slappy's ass.
Anonymous at Thu, 2 Feb 2023 17:21:49 UTC No. 735729
We need more art of Monsterfucker harassing Nightmare Guy.
Tiny Dominant Girl/Huge Submissive Guy is always fun.
Anonymous at Thu, 2 Feb 2023 17:22:45 UTC No. 735730
>>735729
make some, then.
Anonymous at Thu, 2 Feb 2023 17:23:45 UTC No. 735731
>>735721
Teeny probably does hate him, but not to the extent as pretty much everyone else who's crossed paths with him
Anonymous at Thu, 2 Feb 2023 21:41:13 UTC No. 735753
>>735744
This fusion is far too powerful
Anonymous at Thu, 2 Feb 2023 22:50:43 UTC No. 735758
>>735722
Modified them, iirc. They were originally sex doll robots but Maria took them and repurposed them to act as Asimov's lesbian moms.
Anonymous at Fri, 3 Feb 2023 04:31:52 UTC No. 735777
>>735744
>Panties still visible at all times
EROTIC!
R
O
T
I
C
!
Anonymous at Fri, 3 Feb 2023 11:47:09 UTC No. 735790
>>735788
He deserves it for how he treats Nightmare Guy
Anonymous at Fri, 3 Feb 2023 13:37:27 UTC No. 735799
>"-so I asked GothBoy what he was listening to, to which he said 'the tortured cries of a million souls.' Then Rayne called him edgy. Her of all people saying that, hahaha. Anyways, so what did you get up to today Barbs?"
>"I possessed my son's teddy bear while he slept. It's the only form of contact I can form with him nowadays."
>"Cool. I've always wondered what a possession would look like."
Anonymous at Fri, 3 Feb 2023 13:55:11 UTC No. 735803
>>735799
>It's an Ester lets Barbara possess her to let her say goodbye to her son properly episode
Anonymous at Fri, 3 Feb 2023 16:03:26 UTC No. 735807
>>735788
I don't really remember who slappy is connected to, but I can see an episode where this is the primer. Then slappy convinces (read: begs) a boy to take georgina out on a date, and the lad's friends tag along behind the scene to make sure everything goes fine. Maybe the Slapster gives them 1$ each to do it or something so they have incentive.
Anonymous at Fri, 3 Feb 2023 16:09:53 UTC No. 735809
>>735807
only boy who likes Slappy is Neil
Anonymous at Fri, 3 Feb 2023 16:18:23 UTC No. 735810
>>735809
Ok, new idea: Drew dresses up as a boy.
Anonymous at Fri, 3 Feb 2023 16:24:54 UTC No. 735811
>>735810
she kinda does already, doesnt she? has no one ever pointed out how boyish her standard outfit over her swimsuit is?
Anonymous at Fri, 3 Feb 2023 16:26:05 UTC No. 735812
>>735811
>dresses like a dude, canonically one of the hairier girls and future art of her shows her looking like a full blown dyke
man, we were hinting at her being a queer before it was even canonized
Anonymous at Fri, 3 Feb 2023 16:26:40 UTC No. 735813
>>735811
I just think it could lead to funny shenanigans!
Anonymous at Fri, 3 Feb 2023 16:39:08 UTC No. 735817
And then on the other side, we have the cripple squad working behind the scenes to make Georgina's date go well and they get into scraps with the other support team! It's perfect!
Anonymous at Fri, 3 Feb 2023 17:00:48 UTC No. 735819
>>735814
The fact that no one's draw older Drew interacting with Asimov (Who's either still kid sized, or in his adult body) is lame as fuck.
Anonymous at Fri, 3 Feb 2023 17:07:04 UTC No. 735820
>>735819
are you really shocked people itt prefer lesbians?
Anonymous at Fri, 3 Feb 2023 17:19:14 UTC No. 735821
>>735820
I'm surprised people aren't as down with the OT3 as I am.
Anonymous at Fri, 3 Feb 2023 17:40:49 UTC No. 735822
>>735821
i actually like the OT3 specifically, both of em teasing Drew
i think im noticing a pattern, we tend to ship her with people who are pretty straightforward and not very cognitive of concepts like shame, making them a good contrast to her kinda lame and easily embarrassed personality and having more opportunity to get her flustered
Anonymous at Fri, 3 Feb 2023 18:23:35 UTC No. 735826
>>735823
column 7 probably has the largest amount of people who are either smart or powerful enough to be of use, or at the very least ones i dont want against me
the artist mustve known it would be the most op one of them all which is why he tried nerfing is slightly by having one less character in it than the rest, but ill do
Anonymous at Fri, 3 Feb 2023 18:44:31 UTC No. 735830
>>735823
Assist me in what?
Anonymous at Fri, 3 Feb 2023 19:17:17 UTC No. 735831
>>735830
I'll never tell
Anonymous at Fri, 3 Feb 2023 21:17:10 UTC No. 735835
>>735788
What would realistically happen in this situation?
Anonymous at Fri, 3 Feb 2023 21:53:39 UTC No. 735840
>>735835
Georgina ends up getting exposed in the courtroom after her parents try to sue slappy.
She has to sleep in her family's tool shed as punishment
Anonymous at Fri, 3 Feb 2023 22:20:31 UTC No. 735841
>>735840
How would Slappy defend himself? He probably can't afford a good lawyer
Anonymous at Fri, 3 Feb 2023 22:28:50 UTC No. 735842
>>735841
Nolan has a lawyer license
Anonymous at Fri, 3 Feb 2023 22:37:35 UTC No. 735843
>>735823
I have coincidentally thought about this as well, and concluded columns 2 and 7 to be most likely to win.
Column 2:
>Jerry
Good fighter, can hold his own in a brawl
>Mute
Not physically that powerful but if you gave her a weapon she'd have no hesitations
>Hansel
Resourceful and durable, not to mention Demon Hansel as a backup plan
>Gretel
Crazy martial arts shit, and since Hansel is on her team you know she'd be giving it 100%
>Robert
Sharpshooter, really good senses other than sight. Having a gun is pretty OP especially if you are good with it
>Agatha
Admittedly not that useful in a fight
>Fitzroy
Incredibly loyal, also has access to various dangerous weaponry
>Georgina
Power of being annoying, can wallop people with crutches
>Chelsey
Tough bruiser, good at fighting
>Dreamchild
Magical hax
Column 7:
>Asimov-2
Basically a sturdier and more evil version of Asimov.
>Drew
Admittedly not that useful in a fight
>Max
Without naggerman he's kinda weak but probably could do fucked up shit making him comparable to mute
>Rodney
Alien ray guns, kinda oblivious otherwise
>Silvia
Intelligent and has access to lots of alien tech, but not much of a fighter
>Sid
Intelligent, has a gun but can only fire it once before he's kinda useless
>Sydney
Tough fighter, similar to Jerry or Chelsey
>Cassandra
This isn't time cop version, so all she has is gaslighting, gatekeeping and girlbossing
>Zachary
Strong fighter without a moral compass
>Ada
Highly destructive robot, glass canon.
Anonymous at Fri, 3 Feb 2023 22:48:01 UTC No. 735844
>>735826
>>735843
mmm yes yes, very good answers, but I forgot to add, it's a COOKING COMPETITION that also requires a group effort in making a dinner fit for a king.
Anonymous at Fri, 3 Feb 2023 23:01:11 UTC No. 735845
>>735844
I'll take row six then
Anonymous at Fri, 3 Feb 2023 23:05:11 UTC No. 735846
>>735844
I don't think we've really fleshed out how good any of them are at cooking, besides Ramon when it comes to hotdogs and maybe Dorothy since she helps her parents out in the bakery.
Anonymous at Fri, 3 Feb 2023 23:17:28 UTC No. 735847
>>735846
Asimov is canonically a good cook, and is capable of making Fugu perfectly
Anonymous at Fri, 3 Feb 2023 23:28:48 UTC No. 735848
What are Asimov's character flaws? When would he be the butt of the joke?
Anonymous at Fri, 3 Feb 2023 23:32:55 UTC No. 735849
>>735848
Asimov is a gary stu
Jokes aside, that has actually been discussed before and I don't remember exactly what we decided. Outside of the obvious physical flaws of breaking easily, maybe he's too gullible? I have noticed in art he tends to get hurt for being too gullible about people. He's a robot who takes things literally and at face value. Any other ideas?
Anonymous at Fri, 3 Feb 2023 23:39:34 UTC No. 735850
>>735849
I guess I wasn't here for that discussion.
I could see being gullible, but also a plain inability to say no. No matter how dumb or deranged the ask, he's programmed to be helpful. I think some funny things could come from him knowing better but having to follow through.
Anonymous at Fri, 3 Feb 2023 23:52:58 UTC No. 735852
>>735848
He's a trickster if his trolling Lisa and crossdressing to fuck with people are anything to say.
he also tends to forget that he's a robotic superboy, often leading to his deaths.
He's also gullible, not having much actual knowledge of how the world works thanks to technically being a newborn, even if he learns faster than say, Ada for example.
Anonymous at Fri, 3 Feb 2023 23:57:27 UTC No. 735853
>>735852
>trolling & crossdressing
is that canon or merely horny delusion though?
Anonymous at Fri, 3 Feb 2023 23:58:08 UTC No. 735854
>>735853
trolling is canon, but only to Lisa.
crossdressing is eh, but whatever
Anonymous at Sat, 4 Feb 2023 00:18:42 UTC No. 735856
>>735846
just from column 7 since that's the most popular it seems and i dont feel like doing the whole chart... my guess is:
>A-2
has Asimov's knowladge archives about cooking but probably doesnt access them anymore
>Drew
can cook decently well to feed herself... but its mostly clownfood
>Max
Max
>Rodney and Sylvia
Might had decent cooking skills back home, but earth food baffles them and they cant quite figure it out
I like to think Rodney was the cook when they lived at home, probably alone in a lil alien apartment together
>Sid
he has to at least be able to feed himself since i cant imagine his parents do most days
>Sydney
she'll eat anything she kills
>
>Zach
pretty good cook actually, yknow mid level, makes his own school lunches but not an expert by any means
>Ada
never needed to cook, never learned, never programmed with that knowledge
so in short... i guess youre winning this one if the judges give points for originallity because your cuisine is gonna be like like... circus food... or kangaroo meat... otherwise youre getting average level n cheese
Anonymous at Sat, 4 Feb 2023 00:20:54 UTC No. 735857
>>735856
mac n cheese*
altough now im imaginine Zach just cooking up a pot of cheesy sauce and then tasting it like "mm yes... something is missing...
SHIT, THE FUCKING MACARONI!"
Anonymous at Sat, 4 Feb 2023 00:47:30 UTC No. 735860
>>735853
Trolling is exclusive to Lisa.
Crossdressing is Canon, but only to mess with/spy on people.
It's what gave Drew her Gay/Bi Awakening
Anonymous at Sat, 4 Feb 2023 00:52:06 UTC No. 735861
>>735856
A2 actually doesn't have a lot of the files that clutter up A1's head.
This makes him less prone to forgetting that he has installed weapons and gadgets but also strips him of a lot of Skills that Asimov has, like cooking and singing.
>>735857
Meanwhile Asimov is serving Kobe-Beef tartar and fresh Fugu shashimi that blows both Bobland and Li Yang's socks off
Why are they two of the judges? hell if I know.
Anonymous at Sat, 4 Feb 2023 01:15:52 UTC No. 735863
>>735856
>>735861
Doesn't help that the robots have no taste buds so can only follow the recipe and hope it turns out good.
🗑️ Anonymous at Sat, 4 Feb 2023 02:41:23 UTC No. 735872
>"Hello? Damien? Why the hell are calling me?"
>"..."
>"Hey, fuck you, I didn't steal your shadow trident! You always accuse me of stealing your shit when it's clearly you just never remembering to put your toys away."
>"..."
>"Yeah Yeah, nice vocabulary asshole, did your brit boyfriend help you with that?"
>"..."
>"At least I have a girlfriend!"
>"..."
>"No, I'm just babysitting her stupid sister while she's out."
>"..."
>"Don't you dare go in my room again. Your dad already grounded you once for that."
>"..."
>"See you in hell. Bye."
Anonymous at Sat, 4 Feb 2023 02:42:19 UTC No. 735873
>"Hello? Damien? Why the hell are calling me?"
>"..."
>"Hey, fuck you, I didn't steal your shadow trident! You always accuse me of stealing your shit when it's clearly you just never remembering to put your toys away."
>"..."
>"Yeah Yeah, nice vocabulary asshole, did your brit boyfriend help you with that?"
>"..."
>"At least I have a girlfriend!"
>"..."
>"No, I'm just babysitting her stupid sister while she's out."
>"..."
>"Don't you dare go in my room again. Your dad already grounded you once for that."
>"..."
>"See you in hell. Bye."
Anonymous at Sat, 4 Feb 2023 05:31:20 UTC No. 735899
>>735246
> at the behest of one faggot I'll just keep them as props, so I think for now I'll just reserve them as nameless military "mooks".
All blonde girls. S.A has a low-hanging ponytail, F.A has medium-long spiky back hair with many split ends, E.A has short-medium hair covering 1 eye and with 2 very long THICK strands of hair reaching below her torso that look like ribbons around her body, L.A. bobcut Cleopatra hair with a bang on her forehead to not look bald and instead of gold plates she has ink. EA and LA often times have one of their eye covered by an extra bang, but not always.
What do we think? Rulf's crew, the fetish crew and the sixth graders don't have that much personality in them beyond their 1 gimmick, so can we really call them more than props? I think. There's characters like Rulf, T.T, Hansel, Dorothy who you can expand into bigger personalities and then there's whatever the fuck CringeKid anf Fritzroy are suppose to be.
Anonymous at Sat, 4 Feb 2023 11:40:48 UTC No. 735925
>>735246
>>735899
I actually find the idea of Max having a fangirl militia to be pretty funny.
I think the differences between "Max's Angels" and say the cripple army for example, is that in the case of the cripple army while they are sort of unified under that label each of them are pretty much their own characters that very easily can interact with others without the association with the cripple army. Especially since they hardly function as a consistent single unit anyway, Rulf's schemes are rarely ever effective. Each member has a distinct design and personality that stands out from the others.
It's a sort of similar situation with the fucker's society, although I never intended them initially to be characters on the line up. They all are at their base a "gimmick" but they all have very different designs and personalities that allow them to sort of exist well both in and out of the fucker's society.
So, with these characters we have to consider, where in North Park is there place for 4 new similar looking blonde girls? Even if you give them different specialisations, they really don't have anything to do outside of being Max's minions like the other characters have. We could try and give them stuff but it's probably gonna be difficult to come up with personalities distinct enough to make up for the fact they are so similar looking (and this is even if you gave them unique casual outfits).
I like them existing in North Park lore but I am not convinced they are distinct enough to be line up characters. I think they work best as a single entity who sometimes shows up when Max needs them but aren't constantly present. Just if Max needs fangirls in a particular story, here they are etc. Others can give their thoughts though.
Anonymous at Sat, 4 Feb 2023 11:43:21 UTC No. 735927
>>735925
NO GODDAMIT DONT DRAW THEM! now were gonna have to put up with this shit daily
Anonymous at Sat, 4 Feb 2023 11:44:03 UTC No. 735928
>>735927
lol
Anonymous at Sat, 4 Feb 2023 11:45:23 UTC No. 735929
>>735925
personally I see the "fuckers society" in a similar light as that one chapter of JTHM when some guy tried to get on Johnny's gimmick.
Crip never needed to name himself to give himself a cool title or start a group, he was just a weirdo, a true, organic one, and these guys are coming in and trying to make it a whole thing.
Anonymous at Sat, 4 Feb 2023 11:50:46 UTC No. 735930
>>735929
Yeah that was kinda my idea with them as well. They were basically trying to force him to associate with them because he was a gimmicky pervert like them but he never really needed them because he fit in North Park just fine.
Anonymous at Sat, 4 Feb 2023 11:53:26 UTC No. 735931
>>735929
>>735930
It feels like a metaphor for oldschool internet cringe, when actual autists just did what they liked and were seen as entertaining weirdos, vs new internet cringe, when everyone is self aware and has to make it a whole production.
Anonymous at Sat, 4 Feb 2023 17:47:25 UTC No. 735960
>>735925
So originally I was going to present their very distinct personalities to actually warrant the existence of yet another group of characters. Despite the fact we were suppose to have rank circles; mains, secondaries, recurring, parents, one-shots, incidentals, backgrounds, etc.
but then some anon said let's keep them at nothing but props and I thought to myself huh why not, why not start them off as multi-functional props. A genuinely unified hivemind where they're just referred to as by the whole group name and aren't seen going solo for now. They have no hobbies, personalities like the other groups. All of their hobby/personality is shared like an entire unit, like they're one character atm, that's what I'd like it to be like for now.
I mean sure absolutely we can use them as Donald Duck/A Jack of all trades hero, like the triplets which had NO distinct personalities in the comic books and original TV Show, they only got their distinctions later in Quack Pack and the reboot of DuckTales.
The military stuff was the first joke that came to mind cause I just really wanted this over the top military unit since day 1.
So right now they're actually below most of the groups, but one level above Trisha's brothers. Also what do you think of the naming conventions similar to T.T?
However there's a problem or rather something that makes them really interesting is that I was thinking to give them personalities later, so they'll get rebooted. But right now they're complete blank slates.
I really like what you did with LA's bangs on the bobcut. It doesn't look like the bowlcut-looking bangs from the usual bobcut hair. For the bobcut I was looking at Cleopatra In Space(the comic book and tv show) for inspiration.
For EA's hair description the inspiration was Lilac from Freedom Planet. The intention was that she actually has really long hair but keeps it tight.
For FA's hair inspiration was Mira from Bakugan.
SA no inspiration
Anonymous at Sat, 4 Feb 2023 18:07:43 UTC No. 735963
>>735943
>>735960
Here's an Idea, Max stole a bunch of money from Melville, and bribed Dr. Toades into making a bunch of genderbent clones of him
Anonymous at Sat, 4 Feb 2023 18:08:55 UTC No. 735964
>>735963
Of course the one time Toades successfully does some shit like that it's for fucking Max
Anonymous at Sat, 4 Feb 2023 18:13:28 UTC No. 735965
>>735963
Could max survive his own autism times four?
Anonymous at Sat, 4 Feb 2023 18:23:27 UTC No. 735967
>>735966
Yeesh, for that braincell to have so much autism, the poor thing
Anonymous at Sat, 4 Feb 2023 18:49:02 UTC No. 735970
>>735963
Well first theory came up... won't say if it's hot or cold from my original lore for them. Wow, it's a really fitting theory.
How do we feel about starting one separate canon but keeping in mind there's a reboot that's going to happen in order to theorize about the second canon? a lot of ideas can still be shared. 2 canons.
That way we can both work with them without struggling if it connects or not. T.T is going to have an aneurysm over this.
>>735960
So group names and their names? Max's Angels SA, FA, EA, LA. Black Angels, Black Berets, Maximals? Letter S F E L / Numbuh 1 2 3 4 . I did not think of an acronym for them, any acronym will be incidental, yet I already spotted one and it's again scarily fitting.
And here's the funny military I grew up on.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Da2
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=g_E
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-u4
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uy4
Anonymous at Sat, 4 Feb 2023 20:53:13 UTC No. 735981
i hate Max
Anonymous at Sat, 4 Feb 2023 20:58:27 UTC No. 735982
Love you too, Crip.
Anonymous at Sat, 4 Feb 2023 21:06:32 UTC No. 735984
shut up
Anonymous at Sat, 4 Feb 2023 21:14:51 UTC No. 735985
Drew probably grows up MAXIMUM STICC!
whereas Beansy grows up to be a brick shithouse
Asimov gets the best of both worlds.
But goddamn is it creepy seeing him go on dates with them in his child body, almost as bad as when he goes on dates with Drew in Drag
Anonymous at Sat, 4 Feb 2023 21:15:53 UTC No. 735986
>>735985
Beansy gonna have huge tits
Anonymous at Sat, 4 Feb 2023 21:19:52 UTC No. 735987
>>735986
probably will have a fat ass too, almost like she stole Drew's potential T&A
Anonymous at Sat, 4 Feb 2023 22:06:45 UTC No. 735992
>>735925
>>735943
I wanna fuck Max's female clones while he watches
Anonymous at Sat, 4 Feb 2023 22:50:18 UTC No. 735999
>>735960
>Lilac from Freedom Planet
Okay so, my first guess for how it should look was right
It was kinda hard to convey that though in the south park art style, as either the strands would just be hidden behind the blocky body, only just poke out the sides so you couldn't tell they were separate strands and not just overall long hair, or I had to stick them out too far to the side that it looked unnatural and she took up too much space.
Anonymous at Sat, 4 Feb 2023 23:22:31 UTC No. 736008
>>736005
>Not having Maskless Cringe Kid in SSSS tier
FRAUD DETECTED!
Anonymous at Sun, 5 Feb 2023 02:14:00 UTC No. 736023
>>736005
Damn, Honoka is stupid powerful
Anonymous at Sun, 5 Feb 2023 10:13:02 UTC No. 736055
>>735992
That's what I want. Do you still want to do it now? Reverse psychology.
>>736005
I love how the most powerful also have the weakest form. Also yeah I remember how the /ss/ Cartman & Liane anon who made Chaz was the one who started this whole thread series.
>>735999
Yeah it would only look good with a 3/4 pose, otherwise with the SP's frontal views they always have their arms tucked in which makes their bodies look extra blockier. The hair would have to come out from the ankles and even then you couldn't tell it was 2 separate strands and if you gave it 1 strand poking at the ankle level it would almost look like a tail.
Yeah making them thick occupies too much space and making them too thin gives a different appeal. I tried a few things but frontal view is a pain in the ass to work with... and putting the hair strand on top of the uniform makes it look cluttered. I made it thick then it started looking too much like a ponytail then it started looking like a blonde scarf.
https://imgur.com/a/7egejJN
Anonymous at Sun, 5 Feb 2023 14:03:55 UTC No. 736066
anybody got any good clown chili recipes?
Anonymous at Sun, 5 Feb 2023 14:12:39 UTC No. 736067
>>736066
Depends, are you using the whole clown?
Anonymous at Sun, 5 Feb 2023 14:17:09 UTC No. 736068
>>736067
bro, wtf no i got my hands on a rare confederate clown cookbook, it has stuff like fried cotton candy stuffed with fudge drizzled shrimps with jelly bean potatos on the side
Anonymous at Sun, 5 Feb 2023 15:07:05 UTC No. 736076
>>736005
Who the frickin fudge is Pato the duck?
Anonymous at Sun, 5 Feb 2023 15:23:22 UTC No. 736077
>>736068
Then you should have said Clown Style Chili you fucking honker.
Clown Chili has always been Chili made FROM clowns
Anonymous at Sun, 5 Feb 2023 16:06:44 UTC No. 736080
>>736076
Ashley's embarrassing toilet dream duck
Anonymous at Sun, 5 Feb 2023 16:11:59 UTC No. 736083
>>735744
I would their fusion
Anonymous at Sun, 5 Feb 2023 16:13:01 UTC No. 736084
>>736055
Is it really reverse psychology if you tell the person that it is?
Anonymous at Sun, 5 Feb 2023 21:38:38 UTC No. 736126
>>736005
On the subject of tier lists, we should probably update the one we normally use. Could the person who made the original, or anyone with a twitter account really (as you need one to make them) use the pics in this google drive to create a new tier list with the latest characters included?
https://drive.google.com/drive/fold
Anonymous at Sun, 5 Feb 2023 21:58:54 UTC No. 736129
https://tiermaker.com/create/north-
Anonymous at Sun, 5 Feb 2023 22:39:21 UTC No. 736131
>>736129
What list should we make to celebrate this?
Anonymous at Sun, 5 Feb 2023 22:47:54 UTC No. 736132
>>736131
what are everyone's valentines day plans?
Anonymous at Mon, 6 Feb 2023 05:49:12 UTC No. 736162
>>736133
when did we see part of Asimov's underwear?
Anonymous at Mon, 6 Feb 2023 06:04:46 UTC No. 736163
>>736162
crossdressing pantyshot from last thread iirc
Anonymous at Mon, 6 Feb 2023 06:23:31 UTC No. 736165
>>736164
Teenage Mandy?
Anonymous at Mon, 6 Feb 2023 07:14:08 UTC No. 736168
>>736165
>>736167
We've got the kid designs, we've got 20-30s range adult designs, do we think it could be fun to do some teen designs?
Anonymous at Mon, 6 Feb 2023 07:16:27 UTC No. 736169
>>736168
i want to see 40+ old designs
Anonymous at Mon, 6 Feb 2023 09:49:22 UTC No. 736171
Teen designs sound fun, lets do some
Anonymous at Mon, 6 Feb 2023 10:34:05 UTC No. 736173
>>736171
who should we do?
Anonymous at Mon, 6 Feb 2023 12:55:24 UTC No. 736175
>>736167
Huh, you'd think Lydia would wear lewder panties
Anonymous at Mon, 6 Feb 2023 13:27:19 UTC No. 736176
>>736175
No way, she respects god and doesnt act lewd before marriage
Shes just waiting to capture her cranky lil bf
Anonymous at Mon, 6 Feb 2023 14:09:51 UTC No. 736180
>>736177
cute
Anonymous at Mon, 6 Feb 2023 14:13:26 UTC No. 736181
would any of the kids have a 'phase' when theyre teens?
Anonymous at Mon, 6 Feb 2023 14:25:15 UTC No. 736182
>>736181
Cindy would have a phase where she starts getting mentored by Li just to piss off her dad
Ashley's teen years would pretty much be one long nonstop revolving door a phases.
Cringe Kid would have a boring phase until his first game takes off, leading to him reaching his final form as Famous Game Developer Guy.
Linus has a Phase where he isn't a goth teen, only to relapse into it.
Anonymous at Mon, 6 Feb 2023 15:46:57 UTC No. 736185
>>736173
Squirrel boy, revealing that they've actually been Squirrel Girl all along.
Flynn, having become a lolcow himself.
Georgina as a MAXIMUM OVERTHOT
Momo, loaded up with tattoos of the various monsters she wants to bang.
Ada, with a proud Asimov (Still in his kid body) giving her a big thumbs up.
and lastly, Nightmare Guy, because I wonder if he'd get bigger or just stay the same since he's canonically younger than Drew
Anonymous at Mon, 6 Feb 2023 15:47:47 UTC No. 736186
>>736185
>Flynn, having become a lolcow himself.
that's kinda canon, isn't it? he ends up befriending Beansy and learning to let go of his shame
Anonymous at Mon, 6 Feb 2023 15:48:50 UTC No. 736187
Alright, let's open this one- Which of the kids are likely to die young?
Anonymous at Mon, 6 Feb 2023 16:02:27 UTC No. 736188
>>736187
Jerry canonically dies young, well middle aged
Anonymous at Mon, 6 Feb 2023 16:07:31 UTC No. 736190
>>736187
Neil, getting shot sneaking around to prank someone, or setting up an elaborate but psychologically damaging prank that leads to the victim killing him.
If Mute ever gets seriously injured and still refuses to speak it could easily be game over for her.
Bennett of a sex related injury.
Dorothy lives every day with the possibility that her heart could just give out.
Beansy would probably die via drowning.
Billie is very likely to die young thanks to what's wrong with her.
Robo-Fucker sticks his dick in the wrong machine and gets electrocuted to death
Anonymous at Mon, 6 Feb 2023 16:08:33 UTC No. 736191
>>736188
Only in the Bad future
Anonymous at Mon, 6 Feb 2023 16:09:26 UTC No. 736192
>>736187
Ester canonically dies young and due to a mix up, ends up in heaven after jokingly converting to Mormonism. Adult Blenny goes on a journey to save her and he learns a lesson or something
Anonymous at Mon, 6 Feb 2023 16:10:43 UTC No. 736193
>>736187
Dizzy dies young as a result of health complications in the bad future, it's one of the things that makes Rulf snap and consider going into politics instead of art
Anonymous at Mon, 6 Feb 2023 16:19:35 UTC No. 736194
>>736187
Missy gives Sebastian the succ
he experiences so much pleasure in a short period of time that he reverts into a fetus and unbirths himself
Anonymous at Mon, 6 Feb 2023 16:24:45 UTC No. 736195
>>736194
to what degree do Sebastian's powers go? i figured he just ages when hes miserable, and gets younger when hes happy, but its purely external and he doesn't go much past his actual physical age
can he actually revert back to a child?
Anonymous at Mon, 6 Feb 2023 16:28:11 UTC No. 736196
>>736195
if Sebastian gets too happy, he can degage to the point where his brain reverts back to an actual child and vice versa when he gets too miserable and become so old that he could just drop dead
Anonymous at Mon, 6 Feb 2023 16:32:39 UTC No. 736197
>>736193
Rulf's happiness depends entirely on other people, it's a lesson for him to learn to trust others.
In the good future he has a hot punk Mormon gf who chases him and a good friend who convinced him to follow his dreams and go to art school. In the bad future, his ablebodied gf is presumably too busy with whatever shit is happening in her life to have a go at him, so he never learns to respect others despite their differences and hyperfocuses on his own misery, and when his best friend dies as a direct result of his disability (since people with downs are actually susceptible to a lot of medical complications), he decides to get into a political career in order to enact laws for better healthcare for the disabled, and ends up going overboard and becoming a dictator before getting overthrown by the robot overlords.
Anonymous at Mon, 6 Feb 2023 16:37:29 UTC No. 736198
>>736197
>(since people with downs are actually susceptible to a lot of medical complications)
fuck, i didn't know that
now i feel bad for Dizzy...actually no i don't
Anonymous at Mon, 6 Feb 2023 16:37:47 UTC No. 736199
>>736198
Shut up Max
Anonymous at Mon, 6 Feb 2023 16:39:26 UTC No. 736200
>>736198
fun fact, people with down syndrome actually have an immunity to tumorous cancers, since the extra chromosome thats responsible for the disorder is also anticarcinogenic
disabled people confirmed superior
Anonymous at Mon, 6 Feb 2023 17:02:49 UTC No. 736201
>>736200
The bonus chromosome also makes all their organs shite, so they die in their 30s
lucky bastards
Anonymous at Mon, 6 Feb 2023 17:06:49 UTC No. 736202
>>736201
FUCK OFF MAX
Anonymous at Mon, 6 Feb 2023 17:07:50 UTC No. 736203
>Max and Rulf fighting over [spoiler]Their boyfriend[/spoiler] Dizzy
how cute
Anonymous at Mon, 6 Feb 2023 17:09:30 UTC No. 736204
>>736202
Excuse me, do I sound unhinged to you?
wait don't answer that
Anonymous at Mon, 6 Feb 2023 17:20:16 UTC No. 736207
>>736203
cute
Anonymous at Mon, 6 Feb 2023 17:21:17 UTC No. 736208
>>736206
no AI content itt please
Anonymous at Mon, 6 Feb 2023 17:22:32 UTC No. 736209
You guys remember that forum /comfy/ made? I think we could make more use out of something like that, we should create a forum of our own so we can have several discussions going on at once and better catalog the stuff we write
Anonymous at Mon, 6 Feb 2023 17:48:47 UTC No. 736212
>>736211
>Lisa is the angel
>Posie is the devil
What did he mean by this
Anonymous at Mon, 6 Feb 2023 17:50:27 UTC No. 736213
>>736212
Do you chase cute girls, or play vidya with your mates? The choice is yours.
Anonymous at Mon, 6 Feb 2023 17:54:43 UTC No. 736214
>>736209
nah, let the waves wash away our writings in the sand.
Anonymous at Mon, 6 Feb 2023 18:28:30 UTC No. 736218
>>736211
>hottest boy in class
>has chicks chasing him left n right
>ignores all of it in favor of being a n33t
fucking based
Anonymous at Mon, 6 Feb 2023 19:47:14 UTC No. 736223
>>736222
Lol, Melville wasn't even his dad's real son
Anonymous at Mon, 6 Feb 2023 19:58:07 UTC No. 736227
>>736223
T.T. is Melville's mother
Anonymous at Mon, 6 Feb 2023 20:06:25 UTC No. 736228
>Addison controls the Hollywood Industry
huh, I should have known
Anonymous at Mon, 6 Feb 2023 20:09:03 UTC No. 736229
>>736228
If she does then why doesn't she just make more movies where the boring forgettable plain girl with curly hair gets the hot guy?
Anonymous at Mon, 6 Feb 2023 21:05:38 UTC No. 736246
So, we know Cringe Kid likes FNAF, Undertale, and Sonic the Hedgehog.
Are there any other "cringe" things that he likes?
Anonymous at Mon, 6 Feb 2023 21:10:48 UTC No. 736249
>>736246
fortnite? Marvel movies? Star Wars?
Anonymous at Mon, 6 Feb 2023 21:13:45 UTC No. 736253
>>736249
>Star Wars
nah
Fortnite is a yes, And even Cringe Kid is getting tired of Marvel
Anonymous at Mon, 6 Feb 2023 21:19:12 UTC No. 736255
>>736249
>>736253
Marvel and Starwars are Melville’s thing
>>736246
He probably is really into those book series about cats and dragons or other random non human characters killing each other that get a lot of animations on YouTube. You know, warrior cats kinda thing.
Anonymous at Mon, 6 Feb 2023 22:48:19 UTC No. 736267
>>736255
Does Cringe Kid read?
I mean, now that his dad is dating the Town Bibliophile that makes sense I guess
Anonymous at Mon, 6 Feb 2023 23:34:54 UTC No. 736271
>>736267
>Does Cringe Kid read?
Sure, if the books he's reading are kinda cringe
What I am also interested in is how much Lisa actually has in common with Cringe Kid since she used to be considered the "Cringe Kid' before him. Is she also into all the same kinda fandoms he is? Is she embarrassed by this and scared of relapsing into her cringe self?
Anonymous at Mon, 6 Feb 2023 23:37:23 UTC No. 736272
>>736267
he's read the minecraft joke book a hundred times over
Anonymous at Tue, 7 Feb 2023 09:21:44 UTC No. 736291
>>736286
But would Cringe Kid have still supplanted her, causing her to have an identity crisis as she had her entire persona ripped away from her?
Anonymous at Tue, 7 Feb 2023 10:10:53 UTC No. 736294
>>736291
Probably not actually, it says the reason she became a reclusive troll is because she hated being called Cringe Kid all the time. If the current Cringe Kid has supplanted her she'd probably have been happy enough to continue being her slightly less cringe self and never have become the troll.
Anonymous at Tue, 7 Feb 2023 10:54:57 UTC No. 736297
>>736294
so how did lisa get bullied and become a piece of shit, but lil bobbert gets bullied and became a game dev
Anonymous at Tue, 7 Feb 2023 10:57:16 UTC No. 736298
>>736297
He's confident enough to fully embrace his cringe-ness, Lisa couldn't and buckled under pressure.
Anonymous at Tue, 7 Feb 2023 16:17:57 UTC No. 736308
What would each kid do if they were in charge of Hollywood?
Anonymous at Tue, 7 Feb 2023 16:24:33 UTC No. 736310
>>736308
>Cringe Kid
Everything is Minecraft, Fortnite, Undertale and FNAF
>Asimov
Generic by the numbers films that are somehow still more entertaining than 90% of the shit hollywood is making today.
>Nightmare Guy
Feel good movies with a ton of heart, but sad endings are forbidden
Anonymous at Tue, 7 Feb 2023 17:33:21 UTC No. 736315
>>736308
>Lydia
Sports movie cinematic universe where each film is a story of underdogs overcoming hardship in a sports game that all eventually lead into a Space Jam style sports game event. Lydia cameos in each film and demands the highest paycheck.
>Savanah
Found footage horror flicks like the Blare witch and Paranormal Activity and they all follow Savanah herself as the cast and crew try to scare the shit out of her in her own movies.
>Penny
Sequels. Reboots. Remakes. Penny doesn't care for the audience, actively punishing them for getting invested by subverting all the expectations. Her movies are so extreme and diverse that they somehow manage to keep Hollywood afloat despite the negative outrage.
>Addison
Nothing changes
Anonymous at Tue, 7 Feb 2023 17:39:15 UTC No. 736316
>Dull
hes too retarded to figure out movies, he probably hardly even watches them, so he just demands movies have to be cool and shuns them if theyre not
film quality soars
>Sid
has a schizoid meltdown if you give him that kinda power and resigns immediately
>Rulf
demands more disability representation
>Dizzy
demands movies be cuter and less dark and grimey
also less faggots
>Billie
more toads, less scary flashing lights
Anonymous at Tue, 7 Feb 2023 18:04:45 UTC No. 736318
>>736286
>>736294
I'm imagining them having a "epic" battle and then it just cuts back to reality with them screaming cringe opinions at each other
Anonymous at Tue, 7 Feb 2023 18:06:01 UTC No. 736319
>Chaz
After his 50th offense of trying to casting couch up and coming female stars, he reaches a breaking point where he only allows female led movies to win while hosting the Oscars.
>Jerry
Ingures multiple people on set. Only agrees to do a film if he gets at least, a minimum of 30 lines and one action scene where he does stunts.
>Mandy
Very hands off, not even showing up to her job half of the time. She's currently planning several streaming shows in an attempt to win the streaming wars, she welcomes the challenge after multiple risky movies almost tanked her company.
>Posie
Every movie now has to have a straightforward moral for the audience to digest easily. Has a monopoly on children's entertainment and puts her money where her mouth is by being inclusive to all audiences. Has not had one crippled person in any significant role besides the demonized evil cannon fodder
>Neil
Punches up, down and all around with hilariously offensive comedies for all ages...okay fine, older audiences.
Anonymous at Tue, 7 Feb 2023 19:49:27 UTC No. 736324
is love to see some of the couples as teens
Anonymous at Tue, 7 Feb 2023 21:30:18 UTC No. 736335
>>736324
We already got this romantic couple as teens right here
>>736177
Anonymous at Tue, 7 Feb 2023 21:37:47 UTC No. 736336
>>736335
stop that
incest is dumb! siblings or cousins shouldnt be involved, they should keep themselves pure for their actual partner who they can have a clean and socially presentable relationship with
Anonymous at Wed, 8 Feb 2023 02:21:58 UTC No. 736350
Mineral: "W-wait! I don't think this is a good magic tri-"
But before she could finish her words, I proceeded to snap her left thin leg as she began to scream painfully.
Mineral: "AAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!"
Massive amounts of tears dripped down her eyes as the small girl couldn't handle the huge amounts of pain given to her. Sweat, snot from her nose, and even her eyes shook widely as she looked at me with utter dread.
Mineral: "P-please...!!! Take me to a hospital...!!! I'm in serious pain....it hurts!!!"
I made a rather wide smile to Mineral as I simply told her in a rather peaceful but sinister tone:
"Just use your magic to heal yourself. You are a magician, are you not? Cmon....let me see that magic of yours. Show me the power of the ultimate magician."
Mineral whimpered loudly as she looked at me.
Mineral: "B-b-b-but magic isn't enough to fix this. It's not even real!!!! I really need you to take me to a doctor!!!"
I slowly shook my head in mere disappointment hearing this. The ultimate magician not being able to use her magic to even heal, the absolute requirement of wielding magic? A thing that all magicians use considering it's very useful?
Me: "How unfortunate. Here I was hoping you could show me how magic worked."
I proceeded to slam my fist HARD into Mineral's right leg, immediately fracturing the bone to the point the leg rendering absolutely useless.
Mineral: "AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHH!!!!
Mineral once more yelled in pain as both her legs were broken, as she began to lose her calm due to the unbelievable amounts of pain she was receiving. It was absolutely worse than death in her own eyes.
Mineral: "It hurts! It hurts! Please just kill me already! I can't take this anymore! It's so hard to handle the pain!"
I began to chuckle slowly seeing Mineral in this state.
Me: "Waku Waku...the fun is only getting started, Mineral. Soon I'll see the truth about your magic as the ultimate magician."
Anonymous at Wed, 8 Feb 2023 02:34:41 UTC No. 736352
>>736350
Bruh, the fuck is wrong with you?
Anonymous at Wed, 8 Feb 2023 14:28:07 UTC No. 736363
>>736350
Do you want to have your dick cursed off by Teeny Steeve?
Because that's an easy way to make that happen
Anonymous at Wed, 8 Feb 2023 14:29:33 UTC No. 736364
>>736324
>Teen Mineral and Nightmare Guy
>Mineral has to explain that she's actually the older one of the two constantly
At least Drew has solidarity with her kinda sorta little bro in being assumed to be a Pedo
Anonymous at Wed, 8 Feb 2023 14:47:14 UTC No. 736365
>>736286
I'd marry her so fast like crazy.
Anonymous at Wed, 8 Feb 2023 15:43:40 UTC No. 736366
>>736308
>Jerry
Top Gun and Top Gun accessories. Lots of Batman shows where he plays the cool guy, but is actually just a wimp who's overly emotional.
>Lydia
Lots of torture porn, sadism, bullying Surge the Tenrec, everyone constantly tries to shove feminism into her but she gives no shits about it, she just naturally writes quality female assholes... who in the last episode pull out retarded bullshit that makes them the most hated characters in media.
>Addison
Every movie is a bird watching documentary in disguise. Every movie has to contain a bunch of birds flying sequences.
>Lisa
A movie about a nerd and an action man robot going on space adventures trying to stop a virus from spreading, except the virus takes them over and they die at the end.
Anonymous at Wed, 8 Feb 2023 16:01:11 UTC No. 736367
>>736366
>A movie about a nerd and an action man robot going on space adventures trying to stop a virus from spreading, except the virus takes them over and they die at the end.
Man, Lisa's still bitter over Asimov, huh?
It'd also be hilarious if everything she made got called cringe
Anonymous at Wed, 8 Feb 2023 17:09:58 UTC No. 736370
>The First new episode of the season is about Kanye and DA JOOS
I'm so tired
Anonymous at Wed, 8 Feb 2023 17:11:17 UTC No. 736371
>>736370
wait shit I meant to post this in the /co/ thread!
Anonymous at Wed, 8 Feb 2023 17:12:47 UTC No. 736372
>>736371
dont bother, we know and were already sick of it before it even aired
Anonymous at Wed, 8 Feb 2023 17:13:07 UTC No. 736373
>>736371
The world will forever remember your mistakes.
Anonymous at Wed, 8 Feb 2023 17:16:17 UTC No. 736374
>>736373
Well, at least I'm not slappy
Anonymous at Wed, 8 Feb 2023 17:16:41 UTC No. 736375
>>736370
>Kanye comes to North Park and the first thing he does is verbally harass Squirrel Boy for the sin of being circumcised
Jesus /npg/ get your shit together
Anonymous at Wed, 8 Feb 2023 17:41:44 UTC No. 736378
>>736375
What's Kanye doing in North Park, isn't he too busy being a gay fish?
Anonymous at Wed, 8 Feb 2023 17:52:07 UTC No. 736379
>>736378
He thought he caught the scent of another gay fish, but it was just Bennet digging through Li Yang's underwear drawer
Anonymous at Wed, 8 Feb 2023 20:09:33 UTC No. 736395
>>736379
>Bennett's going after Li
Does he want Honoka to destroy him?
Anonymous at Wed, 8 Feb 2023 21:56:48 UTC No. 736409
>>736374
Look, STOP IT okay? STOP IT, YOU KNOW WHY HE CAN SAY THOSE WORDS?? BECAUSE HE'S BLACK.
Anonymous at Wed, 8 Feb 2023 21:59:22 UTC No. 736410
Do clowns even have human races? If not, even if Slappy isn't black, he's not white either, or any race.
If they can, there's no saying he can't be some kinda racial minority. We don't know who Drew got her dark skin from, we assume it's her human half but... We just don't know.
Speaking of none of that, if Slappy is her uncle... Who the fuck is her clown parent? It'd have to be Slappy's sibling, right?
Anonymous at Wed, 8 Feb 2023 22:07:00 UTC No. 736413
>>736410
I always imagined Drew's mother is where she got her skin tone from. I don't think we've gotten any art for her but she does exist.
Anonymous at Wed, 8 Feb 2023 22:12:27 UTC No. 736415
>>736410
clowns don't have human races, they have clown races. They are as follows:
>Party Clown
>Grief Clown
>Circus Clown
>Deepwater Clown
>Goth Clown
>Murder Clown
I hope this clarifies matters.
Anonymous at Wed, 8 Feb 2023 22:13:15 UTC No. 736416
>>736410
>>736413
Aw shit, here we go again 'tism incoming.
Bongo is Drew's father, biologically.
Bongo is Slappy's twin brother who was younger than him by three minutes, Bongo was the complete opposite of Slappy, lanky, full head of hair, and he went for the more 'Sad Clown' vibe in their comedy acts
Drew's mom is an Eldritch Creature from The Big Deep.
When a clown loves an octopus very much they have a baby.
Drew is canonically ugly in her family because she looks like a normal human kid, her Deep One side family are just unsettled by her and to them she looks like that one relative who's physical appearance makes you uncomfortable because you see them once a year and the Clown side because she's not very funny and isn't an alabaster white with colorful hair, think she's an absolute drag and a half to be around, but she also looks deformed to them.
>>736415
You fucking STUPID MORON YOU FORGOT RODEO CLOWN, SLAPPY'S PARENTS ARE RODEO CLOWNS YOU FUCKING MORON, I'M IN THE MAFIA, I'LL HAVE YOU KRILLED.
Anonymous at Wed, 8 Feb 2023 22:19:25 UTC No. 736417
>>736416
Actually, being an expert in clown taxonomy I can say with confidence that Rodeo Clowns are a subrace of Circus Clowns native to the American Southwest.
Anonymous at Wed, 8 Feb 2023 22:20:40 UTC No. 736418
>>736417
Okay.
So that right there is bullshit you will not demean culture on my watch, the Rodeo Clown is a proud race.
Anonymous at Wed, 8 Feb 2023 22:37:50 UTC No. 736420
>>736409
No he isn't.
He's a clown
Anonymous at Wed, 8 Feb 2023 22:42:22 UTC No. 736421
>>736418
But Rodeo Clowns aren't even that funny.
Except for that one who had to watch as his wife got fucked by a bull way back when.
Funny enough, her last name was the same as Slappy's.
...
Slappy, did your mom get fucked by a bull?
Anonymous at Wed, 8 Feb 2023 22:47:26 UTC No. 736423
clowns and humans cant breed
Anonymous at Wed, 8 Feb 2023 22:47:32 UTC No. 736424
>>736421
>He doesn't know the most common clown surname
>He thinks all clowns are related
Look man, Cucky Q. was a funny clown his whole schtick was getting cucked, but damn man not all clowns are related, he wasn't even a real rodeo clown, that was a part of the act, his wife bones the animals and he slips on a banana peel and goes "Oh jeez!"
Anonymous at Wed, 8 Feb 2023 22:48:28 UTC No. 736425
>>736416
wait no this is some bullshit
are you saying Drew isnt even human?
Anonymous at Wed, 8 Feb 2023 22:48:33 UTC No. 736426
>>736423
that's why slappy gets to tap hui-feng every night no vasectomy needed
Anonymous at Wed, 8 Feb 2023 22:49:34 UTC No. 736427
>>736425
Yes, why do you think she's drawn to the sea and water, this was discussed eons ago.
Anonymous at Wed, 8 Feb 2023 22:50:29 UTC No. 736428
>>736423
great, drew has two partners and she cant reproduce with either of them
i dont mind her not facilitating the robot uprising so much, but SOMEONE has to bring some genetic diversity to Beansy's bloodline
Anonymous at Wed, 8 Feb 2023 22:51:21 UTC No. 736429
>>736428
What the fuck did you expect, her to slam clams with Beansy and a baby grows?
Anonymous at Wed, 8 Feb 2023 22:52:01 UTC No. 736430
>>736424
All clowns are related, because they're all clowns.
>>736426
I thought that was just because his penis was tiny and weird.
>>736428
Asimov will invent something to get them both pregnant.
Anonymous at Wed, 8 Feb 2023 22:54:17 UTC No. 736431
>>736430
>Keeps clowning on his penis this hard
Damn man, what's so weird about the head being blue?
Anonymous at Wed, 8 Feb 2023 22:55:13 UTC No. 736432
>>736416
>>736427
I thought we established that Drew's mother was some out of town business woman who Slappy likes to prank call.
Anonymous at Wed, 8 Feb 2023 22:56:34 UTC No. 736433
this thread is what i imagine kids in class talk like when they start discussing Drew behind her back
Anonymous at Wed, 8 Feb 2023 22:57:34 UTC No. 736434
>>736431
I mean, the fact that it apparently bends into a perfect ninety degree angle when not in use is pretty damn weird.
At least, that's what Teeny Steeve told me
Anonymous at Wed, 8 Feb 2023 23:03:19 UTC No. 736435
>>736432
I can't find it, but I remember going off on one of my famous lore tangents about these two, with the lore completely pulled out of my ass, and the whole gist of it was, they barely talk on the phone and Carrie never visits but she constantly sends checks, and then the Nightmare Guy sketch where he flushes Drew down the toilet to catch him happened.
I think I just wanted to go really stupid and ridiculous with it all.
Anonymous at Wed, 8 Feb 2023 23:26:45 UTC No. 736437
>>736418
It's about taxonomy, though, not culture. Clown culture varies greatly across all the clowndom.
Anonymous at Wed, 8 Feb 2023 23:27:28 UTC No. 736438
>>736437
Explain Jesters.
Anonymous at Wed, 8 Feb 2023 23:30:57 UTC No. 736439
>>736438
Jesters are a common ancestor of most clown species, except for goth clown, who share more of their makeup with magicians.
Anonymous at Wed, 8 Feb 2023 23:33:23 UTC No. 736440
>>736437
>>736439
Where does Commedia dell'arte fit into things?
Anonymous at Wed, 8 Feb 2023 23:38:16 UTC No. 736441
>>736440
They're people, not clowns. It's humans emulating clowns, because that was considered funny in a less enlightened time.
Anonymous at Wed, 8 Feb 2023 23:46:47 UTC No. 736442
>>736441
But Commedia directly influenced aspects of modern clowning
Anonymous at Wed, 8 Feb 2023 23:50:24 UTC No. 736443
>>736442
Not everyone who makes a fool of themselves in public are clowns, they are a distinct species. Juggalos or Swedes aren't clowns either, not matter how silly they look.
Anonymous at Thu, 9 Feb 2023 15:47:45 UTC No. 736491
What are you guys and gals planning for Valentine's Day?
https://imgur.com/a/OiZ2OZS
I'm feeling not so thirsty this year so I might only lock up the hippy in my basement 3 times this week instead of the usual full month.
Anonymous at Thu, 9 Feb 2023 15:48:48 UTC No. 736492
>>736491
Being a lonesome virgin with rage, hmm yeah..
Anonymous at Thu, 9 Feb 2023 15:55:08 UTC No. 736493
>>736492
Your Trey plushie at least never screams you're hurting it or yelling at you to SHUT OFF THE GODDAMN PC I'M TRYING TO SLEEP HERE. Your phone too, asshole. AH CMON THE PHONE TOO? The phone too >:( I can't sleep. WELL TOO FUCKING BAD ASSHOLE MY HOUSE MY RULES. Maybe we shouldn't be bf/gf anymore. MAYBE WE SHOULD ONLY FUCK IN THE AFTERNOON INSTEAD OF AT NIGHT. HONK HONK.
Anonymous at Thu, 9 Feb 2023 15:56:07 UTC No. 736494
>>736493
I don't have a Trey plushie.. I have a Rabbid Peach Plushie I treat very tenderly.
Anonymous at Thu, 9 Feb 2023 16:01:00 UTC No. 736495
>>736494
I want to hold hands with Rabbid Rosalina
Anonymous at Thu, 9 Feb 2023 16:02:32 UTC No. 736496
>>736491
>What are you guys and gals planning for Valentine's Day?
something with Cupid Steeve, Agatha, Rosalind and an army of brainwashed gay boys
Anonymous at Thu, 9 Feb 2023 18:02:50 UTC No. 736503
>>736496
Rosalind is too busy coping and seething over Yashu going on a date with Dorothy
Anonymous at Thu, 9 Feb 2023 18:26:19 UTC No. 736505
I want to show Mineral my cockmagic.
Anonymous at Thu, 9 Feb 2023 19:59:30 UTC No. 736512
>>736505
Make it disappear then, mage-boy
Anonymous at Thu, 9 Feb 2023 22:12:11 UTC No. 736525
>>736514
made for gender bending
Anonymous at Thu, 9 Feb 2023 22:32:16 UTC No. 736530
>>736525
Which characters would be better if they were the opposite gender?
Anonymous at Thu, 9 Feb 2023 22:39:11 UTC No. 736533
>>736530
all the dads
Anonymous at Thu, 9 Feb 2023 22:47:04 UTC No. 736534
>>736533
shut up chaz
Anonymous at Thu, 9 Feb 2023 23:15:49 UTC No. 736536
>>736530
girl chaz is a menace to society
Anonymous at Thu, 9 Feb 2023 23:31:22 UTC No. 736540
>>736530
Anons in these threads seem for the most part to lean straight male, with some bisexual and the occasional straight woman. So female characters are more popular from a waifu perspective, meaning a lot of characters would simply be more popular if they were changed to female. Although there are some characters who definitely benefit from being male more than female.
Anonymous at Thu, 9 Feb 2023 23:35:55 UTC No. 736541
>>736530
song-Hui, Uisas and maybe Dream Child are really the only ones that I think would really benefit being female, everyone else I think fits their role fine
>>736540
>Although there are some characters who definitely benefit from being male more than female
does Dew fall into this category?
Anonymous at Thu, 9 Feb 2023 23:39:51 UTC No. 736542
>>736541
Dew definitely because a feminine girl isn't really distinct compared to a feminine boy. Of course, you could always invert it so that female dew would be a tomboy which would work, but we already have several tomboy characters. I am interested as to you you think Song-Hui, Uisas and Dream Child would be better off female? It seems kinda random.
Anonymous at Thu, 9 Feb 2023 23:47:37 UTC No. 736543
>>736542
>I am interested as to you you think Song-Hui, Uisas and Dream Child would be better off female?
I guess I meant it in a more appealing for fans sort of fashion. I don't think anyone likes the vice principal, so they'd rightfully stay far away from him. However, if he were a woman, he'd immediately cross paths the motherfucker and that could spawn off an interesting interaction.
Dream Child is okay in my opinion, but i feel like his image was kinda spoiled by his creator, so no one really wants to bother with him. If he were a girl then maybe he'd get attention or something? IDK, I think I'm wrong.
Song is in a similar position where he's just there minding his own business' with no friends. I guess maybe a girl Dakki would awaken a giantess fetish in someone.
Anonymous at Thu, 9 Feb 2023 23:58:57 UTC No. 736544
>Posie & Max's birthdays
We got anything special for them? they're so close to Valentines.
Anonymous at Fri, 10 Feb 2023 00:00:09 UTC No. 736545
>>736543
I have always seen Uisas as like the BBEG, he's there lurking in the shadows and when he does come into the spotlight or calls a student to his office it's a big deal and the kids are scared about it.
As for Dream Child, yeah his rocky introduction has left him just kinda existing. Maybe we can think of some ways to use him better, if we really really wanted there is also nothing stopping us from making him female since his design doesn't indicate either way, and all it would take is changing some pronouns and names on his wiki page. That is, if we think that the change would actually benefit the character.
Anonymous at Fri, 10 Feb 2023 00:07:25 UTC No. 736546
>>736544
uhhh...what if...we put Posie...in a room...full of geriatrics?
Anonymous at Fri, 10 Feb 2023 00:08:17 UTC No. 736547
>>736546
What would happen in this room?
Anonymous at Fri, 10 Feb 2023 00:10:40 UTC No. 736548
>>736547
we grab popcorn and watch Posie sperg out while also trying to remain respectful and failing
Anonymous at Fri, 10 Feb 2023 02:24:40 UTC No. 736552
We need /comfy/ areas.
https://imgur.com/a/Kka7a5s
Anonymous at Fri, 10 Feb 2023 02:28:24 UTC No. 736553
>>736552
The Abandoned Dumpster behind the school.
Anonymous at Fri, 10 Feb 2023 03:29:15 UTC No. 736560
>>736552
North park Funland needs to be a cool hangout spot or something is it's even still open
Anonymous at Fri, 10 Feb 2023 05:10:02 UTC No. 736567
>>736560
DreamChild apparently lives in an abandoned funland park although its supposed to be in the forest somewhere which the funland we see in the show clearly isn't. So maybe it's just an older version of the park that got shut down at some point.
Anonymous at Fri, 10 Feb 2023 10:03:22 UTC No. 736591
>>735963
and then Max's Angels go to fuck Jerry for Valentines.
It's the perfect plan. He's fugging him through extensions of himself.
Anonymous at Fri, 10 Feb 2023 10:27:41 UTC No. 736593
>>736592
I roll a D6 for initiative and I cast Lvl 3 Eroticism. You turn into a real beautiful woman.
https://www.albinoblacksheep.com/te
Anonymous at Fri, 10 Feb 2023 22:22:51 UTC No. 736631
Can't wait to see what Melville has planned for Valentine's day
Anonymous at Fri, 10 Feb 2023 22:42:33 UTC No. 736632
>>736631
Oh yeah, Valentines' day
What are some romantic valentine's day art requests people want to see?
Anonymous at Fri, 10 Feb 2023 22:45:51 UTC No. 736635
>>736632
Cringe Kid giving Sabrina a Undertale theme valentine.
Anonymous at Fri, 10 Feb 2023 22:49:37 UTC No. 736637
>>736632
Nightmare Guy and Mineral on a date with an annoyed looking Teeny Steeve dressed as cupid hovering over them
Anonymous at Fri, 10 Feb 2023 22:51:06 UTC No. 736638
>>736632
Chariot getting ready for her yearly cope and seethe before realizing that she has a BF this year.
Anonymous at Fri, 10 Feb 2023 22:52:45 UTC No. 736639
I'm hungry for some hunger games
Anonymous at Fri, 10 Feb 2023 23:02:24 UTC No. 736640
>>736632
Posie following Sid all day hoping he finally asks her out because shes very traditional and embarrassed about doing it herself, whereas he notices and freaks out thinking she's spying on him or knows something he doesn't.
In the end she just relents and decided to ask him out, and they end up staying home and having a comfy day in.
Anonymous at Fri, 10 Feb 2023 23:06:20 UTC No. 736642
>>736639
Maybe if the /comfy/ one goes well, last time I tried arranging one for /npg/ I kept rolling bad games where half the cast dies right at the start.
Anonymous at Fri, 10 Feb 2023 23:16:25 UTC No. 736644
>>736632
Max giving to some girl fuchsia-colored heartshaped cookies while she yells I'm not your girlfriend while hungrily eating the cookies cause he put some really addictive ingredient in it. Totally not stolen from Chowder because I stole it from Foster's Home.
Anonymous at Fri, 10 Feb 2023 23:17:39 UTC No. 736645
>>736644
Max gets his ass kicked how about that
Anonymous at Fri, 10 Feb 2023 23:18:58 UTC No. 736646
>>736645
Crip gets bullied and raped by the black berets? Excellent idea, you're always so clever, anon.
Anonymous at Fri, 10 Feb 2023 23:26:27 UTC No. 736649
>>736616
Stick fights? in my North Park? It's more likely than you think.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=18b
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Mg2
Anonymous at Fri, 10 Feb 2023 23:26:52 UTC No. 736650
>>736646
What's your obsession with Crip, you got a thing for him is that it?
Anonymous at Sat, 11 Feb 2023 00:33:27 UTC No. 736658
>>736650
Would you like to take his place? you feeling jealous~ ?
Anonymous at Sat, 11 Feb 2023 00:56:53 UTC No. 736661
>>736645
How about Lydia and her entire gang end up in a hole and Max gets the hose.
Anonymous at Sat, 11 Feb 2023 02:48:59 UTC No. 736680
>>736676
Not really but you could probably fit 5 characters into that. Chaz, Jerry and Mandy could theoretically fill the role of Leader, Lancer and Chick and then you can just choose any two combinations of other characters they hang out with to fill the other role. We don't really have many "big guys" though in the kid characters. The only ones are really Dull, Penny, Beansy maybe?
Anonymous at Sat, 11 Feb 2023 18:08:54 UTC No. 736731
>>736676
Asimov could probably be the Smart Guy.
Cat teacher's son could be the Big Guy
Anonymous at Sat, 11 Feb 2023 23:48:52 UTC No. 736759
>>736749
>Chaz is the Chick
Looks like he caught that Crossdressing bug that Asimov caught form Bennett.
Anonymous at Sun, 12 Feb 2023 03:53:57 UTC No. 736773
>>736771
Melville huffing copium after being rejected from the Smart Guy spot for Asimov
Anonymous at Sun, 12 Feb 2023 04:58:48 UTC No. 736780
>>736771
Max's Angels did the clone thing better.
Anonymous at Sun, 12 Feb 2023 15:19:02 UTC No. 736798
>>736792
HAHAHAHAHHHAHAHA oh wait that's me ... HAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHA
Anonymous at Sun, 12 Feb 2023 15:28:23 UTC No. 736799
>>736798
>>736792
This is the best crackship 100% because it rustles Max.
Anonymous at Sun, 12 Feb 2023 15:33:29 UTC No. 736800
>>736792
>>>/co/135481556
I'm scared of how in character he was for the few actions he did.
Anonymous at Sun, 12 Feb 2023 15:38:18 UTC No. 736802
>>736800
Max is a universal constant
Anonymous at Sun, 12 Feb 2023 15:38:56 UTC No. 736803
>>736771
Imagine
Anonymous at Sun, 12 Feb 2023 15:39:35 UTC No. 736804
should we do a round of hunger games here too?
since we have too many characters now, i think its best if we start nominating characters
also who wants to run it? both an anon, and a character in-universe
Anonymous at Sun, 12 Feb 2023 15:49:03 UTC No. 736805
https://xyzzy.clrtd.com/zy/game.jsp
lets have a comfy cards against humanity game
password: COMFY
Anonymous at Sun, 12 Feb 2023 17:04:52 UTC No. 736812
>>736805
>https://xyzzy.clrtd.com/zy/game.js
it says Game does not Exist
Anonymous at Sun, 12 Feb 2023 17:48:58 UTC No. 736813
>>736792
What happened between him and Bebe?
https://imgur.com/a/U1YyVxj
Anonymous at Sun, 12 Feb 2023 17:49:50 UTC No. 736814
>>736813
Max have you tried drawing something for once instead of just posting imgur pics?
Anonymous at Sun, 12 Feb 2023 18:17:44 UTC No. 736815
>>736814
Now that you mention it I never looked into buying a graphic tablet before, any recommendations?
Anonymous at Sun, 12 Feb 2023 18:49:34 UTC No. 736817
>>736815
i use Huion, its pretty good
Anonymous at Mon, 13 Feb 2023 01:19:08 UTC No. 736833
>>736815
whatever you do don't buy UGEE, the tablet drivers and windows are forever at war.
Anonymous at Mon, 13 Feb 2023 03:52:28 UTC No. 736848
>>736813
Max is a black widow but in reverse. He most likely ate the corpse afterwards. He's a womaneater.
Bebe is a genuinely nigger person even by South Park standards. He thought her being blonde was a good candidate for him till he noticed how disgusting she is. She most likely tried to backstab him first and use him to get free shoes or something and he wasn't having any of her bullshit.
Anonymous at Mon, 13 Feb 2023 06:02:46 UTC No. 736852
>>736849
someone save them
Anonymous at Mon, 13 Feb 2023 08:36:45 UTC No. 736859
>>736849
What kinda nonsense is Agatha on
Anonymous at Mon, 13 Feb 2023 10:51:46 UTC No. 736863
>>736849
I'm suing the skirt off Agatha. A throne made out of a harem of humans?!?! you son of a gook, that was my idea.
Anonymous at Mon, 13 Feb 2023 13:11:25 UTC No. 736868
>>736849
Glad she at least didn't cupid Yashu
Anonymous at Mon, 13 Feb 2023 14:52:11 UTC No. 736871
>>736849
Did she not want to catch Asimov or is he just immune to Cupid Steeve?
Anonymous at Mon, 13 Feb 2023 22:27:14 UTC No. 736883
>>736871
I imagine him being a robot makes him immune to love arrows, maybe Agatha can get a favor from lisa to make a love virus for the robots. Or Asimov is the only one who can potentially save his classmates.
Anonymous at Tue, 14 Feb 2023 00:01:17 UTC No. 736886
>>736849
AHHHH SAVE US NIGGERMAN
Anonymous at Tue, 14 Feb 2023 01:16:45 UTC No. 736895
>>736868
I was feeling very tired by the third row, so that's why I didn't draw everyone, but everyone boy is supposed to be under Agatha's love trance. Yes, even the fathers and other adults.
>>736883
Let's go with the Lisa thing.
The idea is that Agatha went full fujoke by using Cupid Steeve to turn every guy into a lovestruck homoerotic zombie.
Anonymous at Tue, 14 Feb 2023 07:56:47 UTC No. 736906
>>736895
only boys? Agatha confirmed most heterosexual person in NP, she even managed to turn a gay boy kinda sorta straight
Anonymous at Tue, 14 Feb 2023 08:58:28 UTC No. 736908
>>736899
cute and wholesome
Anonymous at Tue, 14 Feb 2023 11:40:42 UTC No. 736914
Which characters are spending Valentine's day alone this year?
Anonymous at Tue, 14 Feb 2023 11:43:02 UTC No. 736915
>>736914
most of em
Anonymous at Tue, 14 Feb 2023 13:49:07 UTC No. 736917
>>736895
>but everyone boy is supposed to be under Agatha's love trance. Yes, even the fathers and other adults.
How'd Agatha convince Cupid Steeve to do that for her?
Anonymous at Tue, 14 Feb 2023 16:49:08 UTC No. 736921
>>736917
are you kidding me? that sounds hilarious, Steeve would probably do it for the lolz
Anonymous at Tue, 14 Feb 2023 23:48:58 UTC No. 736935
>>736921
Fair, it's a good thing he doesn't like Max.
Anonymous at Wed, 15 Feb 2023 13:11:23 UTC No. 736956
Anyone got any ideas for new North Park lewds? Drawings or short stories?
Anonymous at Wed, 15 Feb 2023 13:15:59 UTC No. 736957
>>736956
Miner's veiny frog chode entering Maria's hatch
Anonymous at Wed, 15 Feb 2023 13:29:11 UTC No. 736958
>>736956
Chariot finally getting the dick from Bobby.
Ada getting used as a Robo-Onahole.
Dorothy masturbating thinking about Yashu and almost having a heart attack.
The Asimoms scissoring.
Myrtle and Heather doing lewd shit together
Anonymous at Wed, 15 Feb 2023 13:30:22 UTC No. 736959
>>736956
Momo giving Nightmare Guy the Hot Cosby
Anonymous at Wed, 15 Feb 2023 13:41:29 UTC No. 736960
>>736956
How about going to church, you animals?
Anonymous at Wed, 15 Feb 2023 13:44:23 UTC No. 736961
>>736956
Your favorite character fucking their parents.
Anonymous at Wed, 15 Feb 2023 20:26:27 UTC No. 736979
>>736956
Posie takes a bath and some tentacle monster with a face says "You're not perfect"
Anonymous at Wed, 15 Feb 2023 21:21:34 UTC No. 736981
>>736979
does the tentacle monster fuck her?
Maximus at Thu, 16 Feb 2023 00:52:04 UTC No. 736990
>>736984
New law; all priests and nuns must have several of their genital and hormone-excreting organs removed. >:)
Huh where'd everybody go? guess they weren't law-abiding christians after all.
Anonymous at Thu, 16 Feb 2023 04:04:50 UTC No. 737000
>>736999
He, like many Canadians is probably still devastated about the death of the Queen of Canada but would be too much of a pussy to take a bus south to go get angry at the Prince and his wife.
Anonymous at Thu, 16 Feb 2023 07:00:45 UTC No. 737002
>>737001
Goddamn, Mineral and Posie are made for easy access, aren't they?
Anonymous at Thu, 16 Feb 2023 07:49:26 UTC No. 737003
>>737002
They're called skirts, anon.
Anonymous at Thu, 16 Feb 2023 10:59:20 UTC No. 737006
>>737001
>That Mute
If this were an anime then she'd be packing.
Anonymous at Thu, 16 Feb 2023 13:22:11 UTC No. 737014
>>737006
packing what exactly? that depends on the type of anime
Anonymous at Thu, 16 Feb 2023 13:48:22 UTC No. 737016
>>737014
Futa should be punishable by death, so huge boobs
Anonymous at Thu, 16 Feb 2023 14:23:13 UTC No. 737017
>>737001
i like teen designs!
Anonymous at Thu, 16 Feb 2023 14:26:50 UTC No. 737018
>>737003
No anon, those are TINY MINISKIRTS!
Anonymous at Thu, 16 Feb 2023 14:29:46 UTC No. 737019
>>737018
How does Posie's mom feel about her daughter wearing such a small skirt? I always figured Posie is just so innocent that she doesn't find it lewd at all, it's what she's used to wearing since she was a kid so there's no reason to stop when she got older, her mind doesn't even consider the possibility of people taking a peek at her panties now that there's something to look at.
But her mom is such a closeted pervert that surely she would immediately freak out once Posie starts filling those skirts out a bit too nicely, and they start looking a bit... TOO short for her.
Anonymous at Thu, 16 Feb 2023 14:34:31 UTC No. 737020
>>737019
Anon, stop, you don't know what you're doing to the degenerates in this th-
>Cries of "POSIE/HEATHER LEWDS WHEN!?"
GOD DAMN IT ANON, LOOK WHAT YOU'VE DONE!
Anonymous at Thu, 16 Feb 2023 14:36:42 UTC No. 737021
I hate to introduce more characters so I'm reluctant to ask about this, but I've been wondering what Beansy's parents are like.
It's been mentioned that they're sibling which is why shes all like that.
Anonymous at Thu, 16 Feb 2023 14:45:26 UTC No. 737023
>>737021
Do we want to lean in on them being a stereotype and have them live in a trailer park?
We've pretty much stated that Beansy will grow up to be a brick shithouse when she's older, so her mom is probably pretty stacked.
I can see the dad being younger with the mom being older.
Anonymous at Thu, 16 Feb 2023 14:47:53 UTC No. 737024
>>737023
>>737021
Someone also said they want the dad to be pretty big, so yeah I imagine he's stacked, and assuming it's genetic, her mom might be too.
Idk about the trailer thing tho.
Anonymous at Thu, 16 Feb 2023 16:10:36 UTC No. 737025
Savanah struck me more as the hillbilly incest baby
Anonymous at Thu, 16 Feb 2023 16:20:06 UTC No. 737026
>>737025
explain
Anonymous at Thu, 16 Feb 2023 16:25:41 UTC No. 737027
>>737026
Well, she's poor, misbehaves and takes medication
Anonymous at Thu, 16 Feb 2023 17:44:30 UTC No. 737034
Happy birthday to Posie.
Anonymous at Thu, 16 Feb 2023 17:46:11 UTC No. 737035
>>737034
happy birthday you lil shit
Anonymous at Thu, 16 Feb 2023 18:18:08 UTC No. 737037
>>737036
>Kim Posieble
Anonymous at Thu, 16 Feb 2023 19:00:26 UTC No. 737038
>>737036
would her milk be sharp?
Anonymous at Thu, 16 Feb 2023 20:23:13 UTC No. 737042
>>736631
https://voca.ro/1m3902qyKmhm
Just let me start off by saying that I love you Mute
In any universe you'd still somehow be just as cute
And even though you'd like to crush my head like a grapefruit
You wouldn't try and hurt a guy with such a fancy suit?
I know you that you are shy and that you want to stay apart
But I just can't help it cause you are my silent sweetheart
In order to show you how much you really mean to me
I'll take it back, right on track, show you some history
Remember back in class when Lydia called me grotesque
Then she threw me and I got to land right on your desk
Or that time I followed you to your table at lunch
Then you trashed all my food and spilled all of my punch
And that time when I caused a fire in history class
And you used the extinguisher to beat up my ass
In the hallway I would try and maybe hold your hand
Then during recess you forced me to eat bags of sand
Those times when you would chase me with all those bugs you found
Those times you trapped me in the pool so I would almost drown
Those times you fought me in public just outta raw spite
Those times you buried me alive and left me overnight
All these special moments together, just you and me
I was always there for you, unlike that Zachary
Ditch that jerk cause I know that you'll make the correct choice
I'll be here, your prince charming, waiting to hear your voice
Despite all the trauma that you've inflicted on me
I know you wouldn't ever hurt me, at least verbally
I just know that both our fates will be intertwined
I'll be fine knowing that you have agreed to be mine
Anonymous at Thu, 16 Feb 2023 20:36:57 UTC No. 737044
>>737042
...
How in the fuck is Melville not taking Cringe Kid's title for that?
Anonymous at Thu, 16 Feb 2023 21:57:11 UTC No. 737045
>>737019
>>737020
Are you implying that Heather would become sexually tempted by her own daughter? That whenever Posie leans over to pick something up, Heather’s eyes would quickly dart to see if she can see any of her daughter’s ass? Or when they go the pool Heather wears sunglasses so she can discreetly watch Posie in her revealing swimsuit the entire time? Or when Heather still kisses Posie goodnight, the kisses over time have become longer and more drawn out, until she’s practically French kissing her daughter for several minutes every night? Ultimately culminating in her choosing to stay with Posie in bed together a whole night “kissing”? Because that’d be pretty fucked up.
Anonymous at Thu, 16 Feb 2023 22:03:04 UTC No. 737046
>>737045
...goddamit sir dont give me a boner pls
Anonymous at Thu, 16 Feb 2023 22:15:46 UTC No. 737047
>>737042
Mute's dress is really cute here
Anonymous at Thu, 16 Feb 2023 23:08:58 UTC No. 737050
>Posie idolizes her neighbor Patricia because she thinks she's a very talented dancer
>Posie tells her mom that she wants to start getting dance lessons from Patricia so she can be just like her
>Heather is suddenly confronted with the mental image of her daughter dressed in a skimpy samba outfit dancing like a whore in public
Anonymous at Thu, 16 Feb 2023 23:22:16 UTC No. 737051
>>737047
Only the best for her husbando
Anonymous at Fri, 17 Feb 2023 00:23:13 UTC No. 737053
>>737045
>>737050
you think she has any lewd thoughts for Lydia?
Anonymous at Fri, 17 Feb 2023 00:45:03 UTC No. 737055
>>737053
She thinks her sister has done a terrible job at disciplining Lydia and probably gets carried away when she imagines how she herself would punish and discipline Lydia if she was in charge of her.
Anonymous at Fri, 17 Feb 2023 01:01:57 UTC No. 737056
The Mcgardens and Vandermarks are genetic dead ends
Anonymous at Fri, 17 Feb 2023 01:06:15 UTC No. 737057
Incest, npg? Again? Why does this happen every time I leave you alone?
Anonymous at Fri, 17 Feb 2023 01:23:57 UTC No. 737059
>>737058
Who do you think will be the horniest of the kids when they become teenagers?
Anonymous at Fri, 17 Feb 2023 01:50:44 UTC No. 737065
>>737060
that's nice
Anonymous at Fri, 17 Feb 2023 02:17:54 UTC No. 737072
>>737055
>Heather has a steamy sexual fantasy about reeducating her niece and sister.
spicy!
Anonymous at Fri, 17 Feb 2023 03:07:09 UTC No. 737078
>>737042
If i were her I'd reject him on the spot
Anonymous at Fri, 17 Feb 2023 03:19:59 UTC No. 737080
>>737059
Horniest would be Chaz (for MILFs), Mute (secretly) Cindy (during mating seasons), Lisa (she doesn't get laid), Ashley (she does get laid), Savannah (dangerous), Bennett (for DILFs), Agatha (fujo lust), Sydney (also dangerous), Georgina (thot mode), Momo (for monsters)
Crip actually gets a bit less Horny as Delly reigns him in.
Silvia and Rodney also become increasingly horny but that's because their sensory tentacles start picking up all the hormones of their classmates and it has a weird effect on them.
Anonymous at Fri, 17 Feb 2023 03:21:56 UTC No. 737082
>>737042
Cringe kid looks so happy for Melville, he's a true friend
Anonymous at Fri, 17 Feb 2023 03:27:53 UTC No. 737084
>>737083
Well her husband doesn't want to fuck her anymore if he could get his ass out of the garden and into the bedroom Heather would feel satisfied and Posie would have a lot more siblings.
Anonymous at Fri, 17 Feb 2023 03:29:16 UTC No. 737085
>>737080
It'd be funny if something completely normal on Earth made space aliens crazy horny, like coke or whatever.
Anonymous at Fri, 17 Feb 2023 03:36:20 UTC No. 737087
>>737077
We know she fantasizes about the Asimoms and gets mad when Maria goes around in nothing but her lab coat and a bikini
Anonymous at Fri, 17 Feb 2023 03:41:40 UTC No. 737089
>>735117
We should use the tierlist to make a canon power levels list
Anonymous at Fri, 17 Feb 2023 03:42:49 UTC No. 737090
>>737088
GOD DAMN IT KYLE!
Now he's gonna be EVEN MORE CRINGE!
Anonymous at Fri, 17 Feb 2023 03:44:18 UTC No. 737091
Anonymous at Fri, 17 Feb 2023 03:47:55 UTC No. 737092
>>737091
I mean a canon one, not a joke one referencing spanish DBZ memes
Anonymous at Fri, 17 Feb 2023 03:58:10 UTC No. 737094
>>737092
Canon tier list is difficult because character's power levels are largely inconsistent based on how funny a situation is. Like sometimes Asimov is OP and other times he is destroyed by a bee flying into his ear.
Anonymous at Fri, 17 Feb 2023 05:22:02 UTC No. 737100
Anonymous at Fri, 17 Feb 2023 05:26:28 UTC No. 737101
>>737100
oh, you noticed.
okay so for offensive she's "you've pretty much won" tier and for defense he's "you could win" tier
Anonymous at Fri, 17 Feb 2023 05:34:31 UTC No. 737102
>>737101
>Forgetting that as per the wiki Gouupa has the ability to climb in people's ears and control them like a puppet meaning it is potentially as powerful as any organic character that has ears for it to sneak into.
Anonymous at Fri, 17 Feb 2023 05:54:16 UTC No. 737103
>>737102
right, then "bullshit" tier
Anonymous at Fri, 17 Feb 2023 09:02:05 UTC No. 737106
So which characters do we know have pets?
>Crip has a pet lizard
>Mute has a pet octopus and pet parrot
>Hansel has an indeterminate amount of rats
>Drew has a pet crab
>Lisa has a pet cat (thanks to Hansel)
>Asimov has a pet roomba
>Robert (and Nancy) I think are implied to at least own one horse maybe more
>Max has a big cat
>Either Rayne or Gothboy own a pet dalmation not sure which
Are there any other characters with pets? What pets do they have?
Anonymous at Fri, 17 Feb 2023 10:11:35 UTC No. 737107
>>737106
>parrot
now when the hell did that happen
Anonymous at Fri, 17 Feb 2023 10:13:24 UTC No. 737108
>>737106
Rayne has the dalmatian
Anonymous at Fri, 17 Feb 2023 10:18:00 UTC No. 737110
>>737107
Mute's family have a pet parrot that randomly says things as if it was parroting something one of her family members have said to it despite the fact none of them speak.
Anonymous at Fri, 17 Feb 2023 10:21:45 UTC No. 737111
>>737110
heh thats fun
also whats the deal with her family? are they also just quiet/nonverbal like her? or are any of them actually physically mute
Anonymous at Fri, 17 Feb 2023 10:24:46 UTC No. 737112
>>737111
All of them, including Mute can actually talk but prefer not to. There may be some kind of autism or communication disorder that makes them this way though. Since they all can communicate through sign language and silent understanding they manage to make do but any guests they have are left feeling very uncomfortable and confused.
Usually when Mute, or any other members of their family feel the need to talk to someone they will directly whisper something into their ear. They only do this for other family members or people who they consider really close and trusted friends. Who do you think out of the cast have heard Mute's voice considering this?
Anonymous at Fri, 17 Feb 2023 10:35:42 UTC No. 737113
>>737112
well we know she can and does occasionally speak out loud, albiet rarely
but now i wonder... do we have any art or writing of Mute speaking?
Anonymous at Fri, 17 Feb 2023 10:41:31 UTC No. 737115
>>737113
This is the only piece on the wikia where Mute is seen speaking
Speaking of which, do you guys want another Hunger Games? The host doesn't have to draw if they dont wanna, but itll be fun
Anonymous at Fri, 17 Feb 2023 10:42:20 UTC No. 737116
>>737108
Yeah, the dalmatian she stole from Goth Boy
Anonymous at Fri, 17 Feb 2023 10:44:02 UTC No. 737117
alright im gonna make a hunger games session! give suggestions of characters, and also events you want to add
the sim only allows 48 tributes so its first come first serve!
Anonymous at Fri, 17 Feb 2023 10:45:19 UTC No. 737118
>>737117
also suggest who should run the games, theyll be exempt from the game itself
Anonymous at Fri, 17 Feb 2023 10:47:08 UTC No. 737119
>>737113
Yes, one of the hunger games pics where she contemplates killing one of the Asimoms has her say just simply "no" as she makes her decision. But that isn't really a "canon" image. It could also just be her thinking it since her mouth is closed. Another Hunger games image has her walking away from a murdered Rosalind with the text "trust no one" next to her which also isn't clear if it's her talking or thinking it.
As for "Canon" images, no. There may be some where it's implied she has spoken to someone without actually showing it, like she may have talked to Hansel in the one where he's helping her order a hamburger without pickles, and she at least vocalised by laughing that time he helped her find her way to Cindy's house during a storm.
Anonymous at Fri, 17 Feb 2023 12:36:50 UTC No. 737121
>>737117
>>737118
if we get enough nominations and ideas itt ill start the games next thread
Anonymous at Fri, 17 Feb 2023 12:46:27 UTC No. 737122
>>737117
>>737118
Asimov-2 should be running it, since he's never gotten to actually run one
as for tributes, Asimov and Maria?
Anonymous at Fri, 17 Feb 2023 12:55:35 UTC No. 737123
>>737112
Cindy definitely, maybe Robert and the other kids in the band?
Anonymous at Fri, 17 Feb 2023 13:06:16 UTC No. 737125
>>737117
Yashu and Agatha.
Two cousins, fighting to the death
Anonymous at Fri, 17 Feb 2023 13:48:22 UTC No. 737126
>>737122
>Asimov-2
true he hasnt run one yet and it seems like an obvious choice, but maybe too obvious.... not whole lotta fun to be had there
Anonymous at Fri, 17 Feb 2023 13:52:46 UTC No. 737127
>>737126
Has the game master really been that important to the other Hunger Games?
Anonymous at Fri, 17 Feb 2023 13:53:27 UTC No. 737128
>>737127
yeah i think it was
Anonymous at Fri, 17 Feb 2023 13:57:56 UTC No. 737129
>>737127
Mineral just took a backseat most of the time because she couldn't commit to being the gamemaster
Rulf actively tried to shill his cripple propaganda by cheating only for the chad abled bodies to pull a victory
Addison was so fucking bad at her job that she crashed the system, leaving the survivors in the dome for months, leaving the game on a hiatus
Anonymous at Fri, 17 Feb 2023 14:00:32 UTC No. 737130
>>737129
The game master is usually whoever wins, but becaue the last game never ended, we can't pick one
Anonymous at Fri, 17 Feb 2023 14:01:03 UTC No. 737131
>>737128
>>737129
Well, the sheer sadistic glee he'd have at watching the meatbags die could be fun.
Like' every time one of them dies he'd laughing his ass off and he makes mocking announcements about the people who died at the end of each night.
Just show that he's loving the entire thing, and if cripplefucker is a tribute have him be happy when he dies or growing more and more frustrated as he survives.
Anonymous at Fri, 17 Feb 2023 14:01:32 UTC No. 737132
>>737131
oh yeah that sounds fun
Anonymous at Fri, 17 Feb 2023 14:04:37 UTC No. 737133
alright i guess A-2 will be the gm
so that means so far we have
>Asimov
>Maria
>Yashu
>Agatha
Anonymous at Fri, 17 Feb 2023 14:05:54 UTC No. 737134
I nominate the fucker society! I want Turtle Fucker to kick some shell!
Anonymous at Fri, 17 Feb 2023 14:06:16 UTC No. 737135
>>737134
you got it! thats 4 more
Anonymous at Fri, 17 Feb 2023 14:07:51 UTC No. 737136
I'd love it if we nominated characters who are new or ones that didn't get to play much in earlier games
I nominate Gardening Teddy
Anonymous at Fri, 17 Feb 2023 14:08:06 UTC No. 737137
>>737117
Ashley and Ada
whoever outlasts the other proves to be the better lil sister
Anonymous at Fri, 17 Feb 2023 14:16:00 UTC No. 737138
>>737133
Maybe have them all be relatives?
Anonymous at Fri, 17 Feb 2023 14:23:13 UTC No. 737139
>>737138
you mean only include characters who have relatives? thatd be interesting, a family battle eh
Anonymous at Fri, 17 Feb 2023 14:24:21 UTC No. 737140
>>737138
>>737139
So far that means Only Agatha and Yashu are in- maaaaybe Maria/Asimov/Ada/Ashely if you wanna go off of technicalities?... Gardening Teddy and the fuckerbros are out.
Anonymous at Fri, 17 Feb 2023 14:25:18 UTC No. 737141
>>737136
in that case, I nominate Jeeves and Jeremy
Anonymous at Fri, 17 Feb 2023 14:26:38 UTC No. 737142
>>737140
booooo
I mean, I wouldn't mind an all out family showdown, but the fuckers will have to sit it out until their next turn
Anonymous at Fri, 17 Feb 2023 14:27:40 UTC No. 737143
>>737142
I guess they would, yeah... I could see Asimov-2 specifically picking people with families in order to make it even more painful to have to kill or be killed by your loved ones.
Speaking of which.... Who has families?
Anonymous at Fri, 17 Feb 2023 14:36:06 UTC No. 737145
If were going with the ''families only'' approach- the valid nominees are:
>Trisha / Tim
>Sid / Sydney / Elizabeth / Darwin
>Cindy / Bobland /Amber
>Chaz / Chaplyn / Patricia
>Chuck / Zachary
>Jerry / Janice
>Mandy / Shef / Missy
>Mineral / Rick /Jane / Devan
>Posie / Lydia / Linus / Martin / Heather / Myrtle / Ernest
>Hansel / Gretel
>Drew / Slappy (Are we counting Nightmare Guy? I'm gonna go ahead and say that'll have to depend on whether or not we'll be full by the time we get to him )
>Maizeby / Mazie
> Delly / Dorothy
>Hui Feng / Song Hui
>Robert / Nancy Nolan / River
>Curtis / P. Kiddy
>C.K / Bobby
>Agatha / Li Yang / Yashu / Honoka
> Penny / Sabrina
>Jeremy / Squirrel Boy
>Dizzy / Maxim / Natasha
>Rodney / Silvia
I don't think you HAVE to include the entire family, but at least two members of each one
Did I forget anyone?
As for technicalities like kinda sorta unofficially adopted children, like Atticus or Ashley, or nonhuman creations like Gouupa or the robots.... I don't know if we should consider those, but personally I think we shouldn't since there's already so many relationships happening
Anonymous at Fri, 17 Feb 2023 14:38:54 UTC No. 737147
i guess were doing a family showdown then
in that case, so far the only valid characters that were nominated are
>Yashu
>Agatha
Anonymous at Fri, 17 Feb 2023 14:42:11 UTC No. 737148
>>737147
Then I'm going say
>Maria's family
>the McGardens
>the Vandermarks
Anonymous at Fri, 17 Feb 2023 15:50:28 UTC No. 737151
>>736906
fagbreaking is so fucking based, this is why shes one of my favorite characters. if it wasnt for the fujo shit she would pretty much just be an asian me
Anonymous at Fri, 17 Feb 2023 16:43:04 UTC No. 737155
>>737153
>Beansy in Wrath
???
>Bobby Norman in Greed
Isn't his entire thing working to pay off his debts?
>Asimov in Greed
???
>Li Yang and Mac Tonight in Gluttony
???
Anonymous at Fri, 17 Feb 2023 16:46:35 UTC No. 737156
>>737153
I really wanna know the reasoning behind some of these
Anonymous at Fri, 17 Feb 2023 16:46:41 UTC No. 737157
>>737155
Bobby inherited the sins of his late wife when he took on her debts, as a sin is a debt on the soul.
Anonymous at Fri, 17 Feb 2023 16:49:11 UTC No. 737158
>>737157
So until her debts are paid he's fucked thanks to her pretty much?
Anonymous at Fri, 17 Feb 2023 16:50:27 UTC No. 737159
>>737153
Wouldn't Maria be in Lust instead of Greed?
Anonymous at Fri, 17 Feb 2023 16:50:43 UTC No. 737160
>>737153
>Charles in Pride
?
>Natasha in Wrath
???
>Sid and Jane in Envy
???????
Rodney in Greed
???????????
>Atticus in Gluttony
?????????????????????
>Tim in Sloth
??????????????????????
>All 7
I kek'd
>Devan is sin free
Devan IS sin
Anonymous at Fri, 17 Feb 2023 17:00:34 UTC No. 737162
>>737153
>All 7
>Not Max
Anonymous at Fri, 17 Feb 2023 17:10:27 UTC No. 737163
>>737096
>>737097
>>737162
>Max isn't in the "Max" Tier
YOU HAD ONE JOB!
Anonymous at Fri, 17 Feb 2023 20:12:07 UTC No. 737180
Anonymous at Fri, 17 Feb 2023 21:16:57 UTC No. 737185
>>737153
>Drew in Lust
I need to know or I will make a gross highly sexual sketch involving her.
You have three.
Anonymous at Fri, 17 Feb 2023 21:20:18 UTC No. 737186
>>737185
her constant aggressive gay thoughts
Anonymous at Fri, 17 Feb 2023 21:22:33 UTC No. 737187
>>737186
>Constant
No.
>Aggressive
No.
>Gay
She's not gay, she constantly says how gay she isn't she even sang about not being gay.
>Thoughts
She doesn't--But hey man you gave me a reason so you are spared for now.
Anonymous at Fri, 17 Feb 2023 21:47:22 UTC No. 737188
>>737187
>She's not gay, she constantly says how gay she isn't she even sang about not being gay.
She says while holding hands with Beansy and getting crazy horny when Asimov crossdresses
Anonymous at Fri, 17 Feb 2023 21:47:57 UTC No. 737189
>>737188
>She says while holding hands with Beansy and getting crazy horny when Asimov crossdresses
Go by what she says, not by what she does.
Anonymous at Fri, 17 Feb 2023 21:52:28 UTC No. 737191
>>737189
Actions speak louder than words, fuckboy!
Anonymous at Fri, 17 Feb 2023 21:53:03 UTC No. 737192
>>737191
Listen bitch, I will have you wearing cement shoes in the Kongo Bongo in like 2 seconds if you don't show respect.
Anonymous at Fri, 17 Feb 2023 21:53:05 UTC No. 737193
>>737180
She’s allegedly stronger than Bobland (in bed) which naturally puts her up pretty high,
Anonymous at Fri, 17 Feb 2023 21:57:09 UTC No. 737195
>>737192
Drewanon, please, you're embarrassing Asimovanon.
Anonymous at Fri, 17 Feb 2023 21:57:32 UTC No. 737196
>>737185
>>737186
>>737187
She’s either big gay with Beansy or she ends up marrying and fucking her uncle.
Anonymous at Fri, 17 Feb 2023 21:58:44 UTC No. 737197
>>737196
She OT3's with Anon and Beansy.
Anonymous at Fri, 17 Feb 2023 21:59:45 UTC No. 737199
>>737197
Poor Asimov, getting replaced by Anon!
Anonymous at Fri, 17 Feb 2023 22:00:32 UTC No. 737200
>>737195
What do you mean? I'm not his Capo like that one Anon has you think, he's not even in the mafia, he said so himself.
Anonymous at Fri, 17 Feb 2023 22:03:36 UTC No. 737201
>>737200
The Clown Mafia is not recognized by the Don
Anonymous at Fri, 17 Feb 2023 22:03:38 UTC No. 737202
>>737196
>she ends up marrying and fucking her uncle.
>marriage before sex
based, i want them to bone so hard
Anonymous at Fri, 17 Feb 2023 22:08:29 UTC No. 737203
>>737201
Let's see how much you're flapping your lips when I've got a clown horn shoved down your throat, and big floppy shoes filled with cement tough guy.
Anonymous at Fri, 17 Feb 2023 22:10:11 UTC No. 737204
>>737196
>>737202
>We still haven’t got art of Drew and Slappy getting married with half the town in attendance
>Or art of the subsequent honeymoon
Drawfags, get on it stat!
Anonymous at Fri, 17 Feb 2023 22:12:33 UTC No. 737205
Anonymous at Fri, 17 Feb 2023 22:13:37 UTC No. 737206
Drewanon, if you're here, are you working on anything?
I miss your voice clips!
Anonymous at Fri, 17 Feb 2023 22:17:18 UTC No. 737207
>>737206
I ain't working on nothing man, I had a few low effort joke ideas I wanted to put out, and this mafia talk makes me wanna revisit an idea I had about reworking the Godfather Speech and clownify it for giggles.
But nothing as of right now.
>>737205
You're just mad you will never make Drew laugh or lean your head on Slappy's hairy stomach.
Get over it, the two were made for eachother, love is love.
Anonymous at Fri, 17 Feb 2023 22:20:47 UTC No. 737209
>>737207
pedo incest is CANON?
Anonymous at Fri, 17 Feb 2023 22:23:57 UTC No. 737212
>>737209
It's as canon as any other horny post.
So yes, very canon, I unironically encourage it, don't care man, I also ship the less Alabama ships like Gleesome Threesome, and It's Not What It Looks like.
Still wanna see Ashley get passed around like a beer at a middle school party by all the town's dads, but I'm only being gross because we're about to sink in a few days.
Anonymous at Fri, 17 Feb 2023 22:24:53 UTC No. 737213
>>737207
Is there a clown mafia? A clown criminal underworld?
>>737209
I mean in one of the futures it might be, canon for future stuff is in a fluid state. All that's confirmed is in the worst timelines Asimov-2 takes over the world.
Anonymous at Fri, 17 Feb 2023 22:28:21 UTC No. 737214
>>737213
I think you need to stop asking questions if you don't want to end up in the Hudson River with your funny bone removed.
Anonymous at Fri, 17 Feb 2023 22:35:34 UTC No. 737215
>>737212
The unwritten rules of the thread state that from page 8 onwards we are allowed to be as horny as we want, in order to encourage the horniness away from the start of the thread when we're more likely to be seen by newcomers.
So, since we are page 8 feel free to come up with, discuss or draw your most horniest and degenerate ideas. But remember, you may get judged for what you say.
Anonymous at Fri, 17 Feb 2023 22:38:13 UTC No. 737216
>>737215
>You may be judged
I don't care, because we're all terrible in our own way, and that truly unites us.
Anonymous at Fri, 17 Feb 2023 22:48:17 UTC No. 737218
>>737153
>Gretel in lust
I feel going off her canon characterisation she'd be either Pride or Wrath. She's actually not very lustful at all outside of incest memes.
Anonymous at Fri, 17 Feb 2023 22:50:52 UTC No. 737220
Hello, this is Charles’s father. I opened up this app due to the notifications and would Iike to let you aII know his phone has been confiscated for the time being and we will be having a conversation about this account. The things he has been saying on this app are disgusting.
Anonymous at Fri, 17 Feb 2023 23:41:09 UTC No. 737230
>>737223
I want to plap Maxine.
Anonymous at Sat, 18 Feb 2023 00:53:46 UTC No. 737235
>>737108
>>737116
So just clarifying, which character do we think should have the pet Dalmatian, Rayne or Gothboy? I'd like to add pet info to the wiki if I could.
Anonymous at Sat, 18 Feb 2023 01:09:00 UTC No. 737238
>>737235
it's GothBoy's, but Rayne stole them from him. Now they both share the dalmatian.
Anonymous at Sat, 18 Feb 2023 04:29:57 UTC No. 737249
>>737247
Posie as squad leader
Mute
Cassandra
Delly
Rosalind
Other 4th grade girls seem either too socially weird/disliked or they'd rather be actually playing the sport or commentating on it in regard to Nancy.
Anonymous at Sat, 18 Feb 2023 04:34:55 UTC No. 737250
>>737247
Asimov.
Not even crossdressing this time, he's just a guy cheerleader.
Anonymous at Sat, 18 Feb 2023 08:48:17 UTC No. 737277
so how bout those Hunger games?
Anonymous at Sat, 18 Feb 2023 11:48:31 UTC No. 737280
>>737277
no you will discuss robo-pantsu and like it.
Anonymous at Sat, 18 Feb 2023 12:44:29 UTC No. 737286
>>737284
honey i blew up the tard
Anonymous at Sat, 18 Feb 2023 13:13:36 UTC No. 737288
>>737275
>Cassandra's not wearing spats under her skirt
EROTIC!
Anonymous at Sat, 18 Feb 2023 13:21:12 UTC No. 737289
>>737288
>You will never see Cassandra flash her pussy when she does a high kick.
why even live?
Anonymous at Sat, 18 Feb 2023 13:43:07 UTC No. 737290
Anonymous at Sat, 18 Feb 2023 14:12:45 UTC No. 737292
>>737291
I don't give a shit, she's walking around without panties or nothing, I WILL SNIFF THIS BITCH.
Anonymous at Sat, 18 Feb 2023 14:15:16 UTC No. 737293
>>737292
Anon, she’s a fed, don’t fall for her trap. She WANTS you to try sniffing her as that’s how she’d catch you.
Anonymous at Sat, 18 Feb 2023 14:15:18 UTC No. 737294
>>737290
Nah, the only really hairy one of the young girls is Drew.
Cassandra keeps that shit clean, with maybe a cute little landing strip.
Anonymous at Sat, 18 Feb 2023 14:16:19 UTC No. 737295
>>737293
I ain't doing no time crimes, she can't do shit to me!
Anonymous at Sat, 18 Feb 2023 14:16:37 UTC No. 737296
>>737293
I don't care, I will sniff, AND I WILL SNIFF HARD.
>>737294
Not in my headcanon, all the girls have massive bushes or some form of bush in my head, Drew's got a big nasty bush peeking out of her swimsuit, but all the others have lesser bushes.
Anonymous at Sat, 18 Feb 2023 14:17:30 UTC No. 737297
>>737296
gross
Anonymous at Sat, 18 Feb 2023 14:18:02 UTC No. 737298
>>737297
I am gross, and you've got fucked up ears, so?
Anonymous at Sat, 18 Feb 2023 14:19:19 UTC No. 737299
>>737291
I should actually remember to update Cassie’s page with her time cop stuff soon.
>>737295
Even outside of the time cop stuff her family are still apart of the government and she takes that stuff very seriously.
Anonymous at Sat, 18 Feb 2023 14:20:45 UTC No. 737300
>>737296
The bush AU, where some kind of growth hormone in the water supply caused all the kids to develop thick pubic hair earlier than usual. Or at least just the girls.
Anonymous at Sat, 18 Feb 2023 14:21:29 UTC No. 737301
>>737300
You get me, man, you get me, I could kiss you, but that'd be gay or you'd get preggunant.
Anonymous at Sat, 18 Feb 2023 14:24:52 UTC No. 737302
stop it
Anonymous at Sat, 18 Feb 2023 14:25:26 UTC No. 737303
>>737302
NO, NO YOU STOP IT, YOU STOP IT, I WILL SLAP YOU SO HARD YOU'LL LOSE YOUR VOICE.
Anonymous at Sat, 18 Feb 2023 14:56:10 UTC No. 737306
>>737304
*masturbates to nipple* what?
Anonymous at Sat, 18 Feb 2023 15:38:26 UTC No. 737310
>>737275
mute is so cute
why is she even a cheerleader
Anonymous at Sat, 18 Feb 2023 15:38:48 UTC No. 737311
>>737309
Pure AUverse.
Anonymous at Sat, 18 Feb 2023 15:44:56 UTC No. 737313
>>737310
it's a universal rule that Mute should always have some sort of attention on her at all times because she hates it and the universe likes torturing the poor girl
Also Kiddy won't let her quit
Anonymous at Sat, 18 Feb 2023 15:45:19 UTC No. 737314
>>737313
If she mute, she can't scream.
Anonymous at Sat, 18 Feb 2023 16:30:54 UTC No. 737318
>>737275
Almost didn't recognize Rosalind.
Black Angels ... hmm.. what if military taskforce as cheerleaders? how dangerous would that be? (thinks of Kim Possible).
>>737291
What's her tax policy?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FAT
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oHC
Anonymous at Sat, 18 Feb 2023 16:34:06 UTC No. 737319
>>737318
>Almost didn't recognize Rosalind.
me too
Anonymous at Sat, 18 Feb 2023 16:47:59 UTC No. 737320
>>737275
>Posie is the only one not being lewd (Whether on purpose or accidentally) that actually wants to be there other than Delly.
>Mute got put on the squad as a joke (Thanks Neil) but since she never talks can't get off the team.
>Rosalind keeps forgetting that she's wearing a skirt thanks to how infrequently she wears them, meaning lots of panty flashes.
>Cassandra probably lets the football team fuck her under the bleachers
>Delly got on the team before the constant arm breaking began, and actually broke her arm for the first time during cheer practice
Anonymous at Sat, 18 Feb 2023 19:04:37 UTC No. 737327
>>737315
>white
this is her doppelganger, etum
Anonymous at Sat, 18 Feb 2023 19:12:29 UTC No. 737329
>>737275
Delly can't even pose properly! Her arm is always broken!
Anonymous at Sat, 18 Feb 2023 19:13:53 UTC No. 737330
>>737327
I thought Mute was middle eastern cause the joke was that Muslim women weren't allowed to voice their opinions on anything.
Anonymous at Sat, 18 Feb 2023 19:15:53 UTC No. 737332
>>737329
I wanna see more art of Delly with her arm intact! She deserves it sometimes, she's the cutest girl
Anonymous at Sat, 18 Feb 2023 19:33:26 UTC No. 737336
>>737330
she's ambiguously brown, no actual race as far as I know
Anonymous at Sat, 18 Feb 2023 20:09:35 UTC No. 737339
>>737336
lol, remember when Mando was the ambiguously brown girl
Anonymous at Sat, 18 Feb 2023 22:38:24 UTC No. 737348
>>737310
>>737329
The fact the girl who can’t cheer and the girl who can’t dance properly due to a frequently broken arm are the ones on the cheer squad is the perfect kind of irony you’d expect from this town.
Anonymous at Sun, 19 Feb 2023 02:05:03 UTC No. 737369
>>737368
Did Melville buy his way onto the team?
Anonymous at Sun, 19 Feb 2023 02:06:35 UTC No. 737370
>>737369
Probably, just because he thought it'd get him closer to Mute when she's in her cute cheerleader outfit.
Anonymous at Sun, 19 Feb 2023 02:15:00 UTC No. 737371
>>737370
Who all are on the Team?
I assume that once Yashu is on there he joins up for the purpose of asserting his dominance as a badass.
Asimov probably is and mostly doesn't take it seriously because it isn't kickball.
Anonymous at Sun, 19 Feb 2023 02:18:22 UTC No. 737372
>>737371
I assume most of the boys who are into sports would, including tomboys like Mandy.
Trisha seems to prefer soccer so I don't think she'd be interested in american football. Same with Sydney as she prefers aussie rules football and isn't into wearing pansy protective gear.
Anonymous at Sun, 19 Feb 2023 05:46:33 UTC No. 737384
>>737383
she's fucking Wendy Testicleburger
Anonymous at Sun, 19 Feb 2023 11:26:47 UTC No. 737389
>>737383
>Robert
i kek
Anonymous at Sun, 19 Feb 2023 15:52:10 UTC No. 737402
You are now in charge of the black berets for a day, what do you do with them?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QbJ
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OrE
Anonymous at Sun, 19 Feb 2023 15:58:03 UTC No. 737403
>>737402
>You are now in charge of the black berets for a day, what do you do with them?
https://youtu.be/uy4F1IeShVA
Anonymous at Sun, 19 Feb 2023 16:12:09 UTC No. 737405
>>737402
Sex
Anonymous at Sun, 19 Feb 2023 21:35:08 UTC No. 737427
>>737384
Slim Shady show makes South Park look like Smurfs.
Anonymous at Sun, 19 Feb 2023 21:36:12 UTC No. 737428
Anonymous at Sun, 19 Feb 2023 23:25:08 UTC No. 737438
>>737428
Why would they laugh?
Anonymous at Sun, 19 Feb 2023 23:26:18 UTC No. 737439
>>737438
I've got a small peen, duh.
Anonymous at Sun, 19 Feb 2023 23:28:08 UTC No. 737440
>>737439
How would each character react to being flashed, would they all laugh?
Anonymous at Sun, 19 Feb 2023 23:32:40 UTC No. 737441
>>737440
Anon, I've thought about this very scenario, this would just be me explaining my shitty fetish.
You don't want this do you?
Anonymous at Sun, 19 Feb 2023 23:33:48 UTC No. 737442
>>737441
We're on page 9, might as well
Anonymous at Sun, 19 Feb 2023 23:35:02 UTC No. 737443
>>737442
Some would laugh, some would be shocked, some would find it hot and slurp.
Anonymous at Sun, 19 Feb 2023 23:46:15 UTC No. 737444
>>737443
And which ones are which?
Anonymous at Sun, 19 Feb 2023 23:47:33 UTC No. 737445
>>737439
Ha, Slappy reference
Anonymous at Sun, 19 Feb 2023 23:55:47 UTC No. 737446
>>737444
UGH
>Laugh
Georgina
Mandy
Agatha
Cindy
>Shocked
Drew
Sabrina
Rain
Mute
Georgina
>Slurp
Beansy
Georgina
Lisa
These are the girls I could remember?
>>737445
If I went for a Slappy Reference I'd say my peepee tip is blue.
Anonymous at Mon, 20 Feb 2023 00:20:55 UTC No. 737447
>>737446
>Georgina is all three
Anonymous at Mon, 20 Feb 2023 00:21:37 UTC No. 737448
>>737447
She'd get shocked, laugh and then greedily slurp it.
Anonymous at Mon, 20 Feb 2023 00:24:38 UTC No. 737449
groping Delly on a subway train
Anonymous at Mon, 20 Feb 2023 00:25:47 UTC No. 737450
>>737449
sniffing Lisa's hairy pussy
Anonymous at Mon, 20 Feb 2023 00:30:31 UTC No. 737451
>>737450
sexually assaulting Mineral in her own home
Anonymous at Mon, 20 Feb 2023 00:32:20 UTC No. 737452
>>737451
Beansy greedily rimming me without warning
Anonymous at Mon, 20 Feb 2023 00:36:42 UTC No. 737454
>>737452
Sylvia probing me in all my holes
Anonymous at Mon, 20 Feb 2023 00:38:41 UTC No. 737455
>>737454
Sabrina oppai
Anonymous at Mon, 20 Feb 2023 00:41:09 UTC No. 737456
>>737455
Rayne cutting my veins and bathing in my blood!
Anonymous at Mon, 20 Feb 2023 00:42:06 UTC No. 737457
>>737456
doing Sitcom Roleplay with Drew
Anonymous at Mon, 20 Feb 2023 00:44:23 UTC No. 737458
>>737457
disassembling Ada and reading her schematics
Anonymous at Mon, 20 Feb 2023 00:45:49 UTC No. 737459
>>737458
stealing TT's time travel device and going back multiple times to that exact time and place where is where she deems it safe and gangbanging her until she's a sputtering mess boocaked in semen
Anonymous at Mon, 20 Feb 2023 00:46:36 UTC No. 737460
>>737459
Savannah shitting in my mouth
Anonymous at Mon, 20 Feb 2023 00:47:13 UTC No. 737461
>>737460
faceraping Cassandra
Anonymous at Mon, 20 Feb 2023 00:50:09 UTC No. 737463
>>737462
Bobland and Slappy having a sexy carwash.
Anonymous at Mon, 20 Feb 2023 00:53:26 UTC No. 737464
>>737463
Tim throwing up all over himself his truck is molested by a bear and clown
Anonymous at Mon, 20 Feb 2023 00:55:09 UTC No. 737465
>>737464
watching the Simpsons at Bobby Norman Jr's house
Anonymous at Mon, 20 Feb 2023 00:59:20 UTC No. 737466
>>737465
what is Jr's ranking of Zombie Simpsons?
Anonymous at Mon, 20 Feb 2023 01:01:28 UTC No. 737467
>>737466
10/10
Anonymous at Mon, 20 Feb 2023 01:43:50 UTC No. 737469
>>737467
that's a serious accusation there!
Just because he's cringe doesn't mean he likes to eat shit.
Anonymous at Mon, 20 Feb 2023 01:46:05 UTC No. 737470
>>737469
Jerkass Homer is dead and you have to seriously deal with it, okay?
Anonymous at Mon, 20 Feb 2023 04:31:06 UTC No. 737480
>>737402
>Mineral
Tries to distract them with her magic tricks, but it backfires and they think she's the reincarnation of Cthulhu, tries to ram a ship into her, fails. She was actually possessed by a banshee all along and they exorcise the spirit.
>Melville
Tries to bribe his way out. Ends up in a Batman & Poison Ivy on Christmas situation where they use up all his money
>Cassandra
Respectable chase, she even sets the whole lake on fire and seemingly succeeds, eventually they catch her at the very top of a mountain as she falls, but it wasn't to murder her, it was to invite her to their secret party full of nothing but gumdrops and icecream.
>Rosalind
Draws fake walls Wily E Coyote style, is forced to dye her hair blonde, but she eventually gets caught when the black berets pose as egyptian drawings.
>Mineral 2 cause fuck you
She gets grabbed by tentacles from the shadows, it's the berets, but they're not seemingly after her, they're after a hippy and say Mineral can't be a hippy cause she's goth and goths are cool, hippies are lame. Mineral keeps sending them on wild goose chases to find that damn hippy in North Park that might destroy us all. The berets are being weirdly sexual towards her cause they find exotic hair interesting.
>Gretel
Standstill fight, but she gets defeated either by pure numbers and artillery(dropping a nuke on her) or tricking her into eating glued blue chewing gum that turns her into a giant blueberry and they pop her.
>Blenny
Kicks their asses the first time, he gets his ass kicked the second time after they learn what his deal is. Or vice versa
>Hansel
Ironically better chances of escaping cause he's fast, agile, knows the environment and has experience dodging fucking bullets. Also commands a rat army.
Anonymous at Mon, 20 Feb 2023 04:44:42 UTC No. 737483
>>737480
>Cripplefucker
His trenchcoat gets stuck somewhere, but if it didn't ... he still wouldn't get as far away, Crip is only good at evading cripples. They'd grab him by the ponytail and rape him, like cats playing with a mouse, they'd feel insulted that it wasn't even a hunt like with Hansel and Cass. Also they'd keep making fun of him that he looks like a school shooter from a bad boy romance and try to keep him as a pet.
>Sid
Ironically better chances than Cripplefucker simply because he's so paranoid he probably prepared a whole Defcon-4 in case somebody finally is out to get him and the cripplegenocide happens starting with him. Also all cripples have guns in this town, go figure.
>Rulf & cripplearmy
All captured and sent to the happy camps in under one hour. They weren't prepared and if they were then they're heavily outgunned
>Lisa
They catch her with her pants down, literally. Did she really think that VPN and proxy was secure? that's like locking the door when everyone has a key to it.
>Asimov + Asimov-2
They spit on him and he blows up. Other times they squirt a watergun at him. Other times they just throw a fish at him which he shrugs and then he blows up 5 seconds later. They offer him a cola and he corrodes. They call them the Pepsi & Cola bots.
Anonymous at Mon, 20 Feb 2023 06:18:46 UTC No. 737491
>>737449
Do you think Crip ever tried to do anything like that in public with Delly?
Anonymous at Mon, 20 Feb 2023 07:32:43 UTC No. 737494
>>737491
knowing them im pretty sure shes the one who would do it first
Anonymous at Mon, 20 Feb 2023 07:39:30 UTC No. 737495
>>737494
It is kinda weird how, despite Crip's concept seemingly originating as a weirdo pervert who goes around attempting to sexually assault the crippled kids at school, his usual characterisation makes him pretty sexless, I don't think he's ever actually molested anyone outside of maybe Asimov-2's head because something had to make that guy hate humanity.
Maybe it's because people felt he'd be more endearing if he was less overtly rapey. Pairing him off with Delly also meant he doesn't have as much motivation to pine after Sid, who used to be his main target.
Anonymous at Mon, 20 Feb 2023 07:44:06 UTC No. 737496
>>737495
its funny, a pervert who cant even hold someones hand
Anonymous at Mon, 20 Feb 2023 07:53:58 UTC No. 737498
>>737495
I also love Delly's current characterization as someone whos secretly more forward than she lets on.
Also her abusing her bf is funny.
Anonymous at Mon, 20 Feb 2023 11:44:00 UTC No. 737507
>>737503
her vagina, yes
Anonymous at Mon, 20 Feb 2023 11:54:02 UTC No. 737508
*HONKS LOUDLY* :O
Anonymous at Mon, 20 Feb 2023 11:58:37 UTC No. 737509
>>737507
The cat's name isn't vagina though. Thinking about it I don't actually know what the cat's name is...
Anonymous at Mon, 20 Feb 2023 12:07:11 UTC No. 737511
Was that whole thing about Lisa catfishing older men online so she can blackmail them when they meet in person to hook up canon?
Anonymous at Mon, 20 Feb 2023 12:24:38 UTC No. 737513
>>737511
Yup, she pretends to be older and then boom, she fucks 'em.
Every dad she has contacted has gotten a whiff of that magical smell.
Anonymous at Mon, 20 Feb 2023 12:36:58 UTC No. 737514
>>737513
The idea that Lisa has managed to lose her virginity to an actual person is hard to believe
Anonymous at Mon, 20 Feb 2023 12:38:42 UTC No. 737515
>>737514
Well maybe she just blew them or touched peen, I know I'd do terrible things to her.
Brb gotta take a massive shit.
Anonymous at Mon, 20 Feb 2023 12:55:25 UTC No. 737518
>>737513
Uh, so which dads have, you know, done it?
Anonymous at Mon, 20 Feb 2023 13:00:49 UTC No. 737520
>>737518
goddamit none of them! none of the dads fucked the gross gamer n33t! none of the dads fucked the gay trap! STOP THAT! LISA BELONGS WITH HER HOBO CRUSH AND BENNETT IS FOR HETEROSEXUAL CHINESE FUJO GIRLS ONLY!!!
Anonymous at Mon, 20 Feb 2023 13:03:49 UTC No. 737521
>>737518
All of them, bro, all of them, I'm a FUB* expert.
>>737520
You need to grow up.
Translator's note: FUB means Fat Ugly Bastard.
Anonymous at Mon, 20 Feb 2023 13:09:20 UTC No. 737522
>>737521
>Fat Ugly Bastard
That only applies to like 2-3 of the adult men
(Teddy may be fat but hes a very handsome guy)
Anonymous at Mon, 20 Feb 2023 13:13:18 UTC No. 737523
>>737521
>>737522
Yeah only Slappy and Rick Donnelly look particularly fat, Bobby has a bit of a “dad bod” but that’s it, he’s probably quite handsome if chariot crushes on him so much. Bobland may also look fat but he’s probably a normal build for a bear. Toades and Miner are frog shaped, so roundish bodies with thin limbs, not exactly fat.
Anonymous at Mon, 20 Feb 2023 13:14:04 UTC No. 737524
>>737523
Fine then, sometimes you just get amazon pressed.
Anonymous at Mon, 20 Feb 2023 13:15:39 UTC No. 737525
>>737520
Does Lisa have a crush on Hansel? I’ve always wondered which way that relationship goes. I know she finds him annoying but is it a tsundere situation where she finds the fact he’s one of the few boys who makes the time to interact with her on occasion earnestly nice? Or maybe she finds the fact she’s mostly powerless against him hot.
Anonymous at Mon, 20 Feb 2023 13:20:59 UTC No. 737528
So who's the hottest dad?
Anonymous at Mon, 20 Feb 2023 13:22:40 UTC No. 737529
>>737525
Maybe a bit of both?
We have a bit of a trend with characters who are grumpy and self assured being into characters who are tougher than them and dont take any of their shit
Like Rulf hating Lydia but still having a crush on her because shes so tough
Anonymous at Mon, 20 Feb 2023 13:27:18 UTC No. 737530
>>737528
slappy
Anonymous at Mon, 20 Feb 2023 13:54:19 UTC No. 737531
>>737528
[spoiler] Elizabeth
Anonymous at Mon, 20 Feb 2023 14:01:33 UTC No. 737532
>>737528
i am extremely biased but shef is one of the most physically attractive and charming characters in the series for me
Anonymous at Mon, 20 Feb 2023 14:02:28 UTC No. 737533
>>737530
Slappy isnt a dad
>>737531
I... Reluctantly have to accept this under technicality
>>737532
Nice and also correct
Anonymous at Mon, 20 Feb 2023 14:03:12 UTC No. 737534
>>737533
>Slappy isn't a dad
YWNBAD
Anonymous at Mon, 20 Feb 2023 14:10:48 UTC No. 737535
>>737528
ramon
Anonymous at Mon, 20 Feb 2023 15:01:44 UTC No. 737538
>>737528
Bobby Norman is the Daddest Dad
Anonymous at Mon, 20 Feb 2023 15:58:24 UTC No. 737545
>>737538
except when it comes to raising his son
Anonymous at Mon, 20 Feb 2023 18:51:45 UTC No. 737561
>>737552
For what purpose?
Anonymous at Mon, 20 Feb 2023 20:08:50 UTC No. 737565
>>737563
>i think you need to leave
thanks now i imagine him having Trip's voice
Anonymous at Mon, 20 Feb 2023 20:15:45 UTC No. 737566
>>737565
which northie would actually manage to win Façade?
Anonymous at Mon, 20 Feb 2023 20:48:27 UTC No. 737569
Anonymous at Mon, 20 Feb 2023 21:04:10 UTC No. 737572
>>737569
lol, Linus the Minus
Anonymous at Mon, 20 Feb 2023 21:16:30 UTC No. 737573
>>737566
Devan
Anonymous at Mon, 20 Feb 2023 22:15:38 UTC No. 737577
>>737552
I still have no idea who that Goth is suppose to be.
Anonymous at Mon, 20 Feb 2023 22:28:02 UTC No. 737581
>>737577
Which one? Linus, Ashley, Dorothy or Squirrel boy?
Anonymous at Tue, 21 Feb 2023 06:34:27 UTC No. 737603
I deer you to draw the hottest fetish in the universe; your evil doppelganger raping you
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1qq
Anonymous at Tue, 21 Feb 2023 10:20:01 UTC No. 737618
>>737617
no! dont bully best girl!
Anonymous at Tue, 21 Feb 2023 10:57:32 UTC No. 737622
I wanna see more of the kids as adults
Do you guys think Rulf's gang is still gonna stay friends in the future?
Anonymous at Tue, 21 Feb 2023 11:00:02 UTC No. 737623
>>737622
>Do you guys think Rulf's gang is still gonna stay friends in the future?
no. They're barely friends now, just coworkers
Anonymous at Tue, 21 Feb 2023 11:21:59 UTC No. 737624
>>737622
Dizzy and Rulf, probably.
As soon as the cripple army thing fails to pan out Rulf is dropping Georgina like a stone because he hates her. Sean would probably leave to do his own thing and find Rulf and Dizzy sorta boring without the whole army thing keeping them together. Billie I feel doesn't really have much in common with Rulf, but may still associate with Dizzy. Billie might also remain friends with Georgina through school but they might go different paths in adulthood. Fitzroy is interesting because for as strong as his loyalty is to the others I don't really think any of them care much about him and would all just kinda forget him leaving Little Fitzroy alone and forcing him to find new friends.
Anonymous at Tue, 21 Feb 2023 12:44:50 UTC No. 737638
>>737624
Fitzroy seems like he'd do well in the army
Strong structure, an ability to serve and prove himself, autistic dedication to rules... The only problem is his deafness but he might be able to work around that
Anonymous at Tue, 21 Feb 2023 12:50:55 UTC No. 737640
>>737638
Unfortunately being deaf or hard of hearing (Fitzroy isn't 100% death but is still mostly death) immediately bars him from joining the US military.
Anonymous at Tue, 21 Feb 2023 16:58:12 UTC No. 737656
>>737640
Lame... Well maybe he still ends up in some kinda uniform and equivalent of an army group, like a policeman or a scout leader, and ends up treating it like it's the army
Speaking of him, he is European? He seems so to me, maybe English or something
Anonymous at Wed, 22 Feb 2023 00:12:06 UTC No. 737686
>>737656
I dunno his nationality has never really been brought up, he's obviously an american citizen and can speak american sign language. The other thing we kinda know about his background is his granddad owns a military antique store. Fitzroy is an English name but is usually used as a surname, we've never really established if Fitzroy is his surname or his first name.
Anonymous at Wed, 22 Feb 2023 00:55:19 UTC No. 737690
>>737687
lol rip
Anonymous at Wed, 22 Feb 2023 02:55:14 UTC No. 737702
I saw Drewanon at a grocery store in Newark yesterday. I told him how cool it was to meet him in person, but I didn’t want to be a clown and bother him and ask him to collaborate on a sketch or anything. He said, “Oh, like you're doing now?” I was taken aback, and all I could say was “Huh?” but he kept cutting me off and going "Honk? honk? honk?” and honking his horn in front of my face. I walked away and continued with my shopping, and I heard him chuckle as I walked off. When I came to pay for my stuff up front I saw him trying to walk out the doors with like forty boxes of Boo Berry in his hands without paying.
The robot at the counter was very nice about it and professional, and was like “Sir, you need to pay for those first.” At first he kept pretending to be tired and not hear her, but eventually turned back around and brought them to the counter.
When she took one of the boxes and started scanning it multiple times, he stopped her and told her to scan them each individually “to prevent any electrical infetterence,” and then turned around and winked at me. I don’t even think that’s a word. After she(?) scanned each box and put them in a bag and started to say the price, he kept interrupting her by honking really loudly.
Anonymous at Wed, 22 Feb 2023 04:38:56 UTC No. 737707
>>737702
Can't believe Drewanon is doing shit like this instead of doing VA shit
wack
Anonymous at Wed, 22 Feb 2023 04:39:57 UTC No. 737708
>>737707
what do you expect he went too far after that last sketch man
Anonymous at Wed, 22 Feb 2023 04:44:17 UTC No. 737709
>>737708
the one where he said the gamer word like five times in a row or the one where he pushed Slappy/Drew?
Anonymous at Wed, 22 Feb 2023 04:46:37 UTC No. 737710
>>737709
yes, slappy/drew is cringe
Anonymous at Wed, 22 Feb 2023 05:40:46 UTC No. 737713
>>737710
But Slappy x Drew opens things up for T.T x Asimov which is based
Anonymous at Wed, 22 Feb 2023 09:55:06 UTC No. 737723
>>737713
Drew X Beansy does the same thing without being shit
Anonymous at Wed, 22 Feb 2023 13:50:11 UTC No. 737732
>>737603
What would Evil Max look like? goth fashion Max? emo Max? considering he's already mostly evil, but it doesn't show in his appearance.
Anonymous at Wed, 22 Feb 2023 13:54:33 UTC No. 737733
>>737732
he'd look fuckable.
Anonymous at Wed, 22 Feb 2023 14:00:53 UTC No. 737734
>>737732
reverse Max is a frumpy, creepy looking little bastard who's actually very friendly and misunderstood
Anonymous at Wed, 22 Feb 2023 16:54:13 UTC No. 737741
>>737733
Don't think we've ever had 1 emo and goth Max pic before, someone correct me if I'm wrong.
>>737552
Oh shit that was Ashley? I didn't recognize her.
Anonymous at Wed, 22 Feb 2023 22:53:09 UTC No. 737761
>>737702
I really didn't want this to come out, you really are a jerk and I'm glad I fucking harassed you, bitch.
Anonymous at Thu, 23 Feb 2023 05:48:49 UTC No. 737789
>Max and Hansel trade roles in a The Prince and the Pauper kinda story.
What happens next?
>Hansel has a more comfy "shit happens n go with the flow" attitude with a cute moral lesson at the end. He's a neutral Zorro without the glory seeking, a wander over yonder. He's much nicer to Chaz and Charles. He's not good at all at blackmailing and giving orders to others and taking control, but he is a natural at breaking the law and a natural glutton throwing food & dance parties at any excuse, also good with animals, except Naggerman refuses his orders until he takes a bath every day. He's thankful the cat at least doesn't try to fuck him every night. The cat lady pets him sometimes. He's like the good version of Melville without Max's bite. Hansel gets a little more greedy and possessive over his items and always asking for something in return when someone asks him for a favor, a trade, to borrow something.
>Max meanwhile has a more bombastic showmanship attitude, recruiting trash pandas/raccoons, rats, crows, magpies, homeless people to his army, crowning himself the rat king and doing a whole musical number about trash. /watch?v=Aqzia_kuSdU Max gets chased by Officer Gency, he's not as good at dodging bullets and living in harmony with the rats like Hansel is, instead he's much better at weaponizing the rats for his own gain and keeping them in line to protect him from Gency, as well as bending the law to his own will through technicalities. /watch?v=Jb7kJ-j_dKA Because he initially lacks the power he isn't as chill, he's far more animalistic and his passion for doing dirty jobs himself and getting what he wants burns much brighter. Max forms the Trash mafia. Gretel either loves it or hates it cause he's too much like her instead of her opposite.
Anonymous at Fri, 24 Feb 2023 01:43:15 UTC No. 737877
Grab Maria by the tiddy
Anonymous at Fri, 24 Feb 2023 03:38:12 UTC No. 737885
>>737877
Do you think it's detachable?
Anonymous at Fri, 24 Feb 2023 03:58:01 UTC No. 737892
>>737885
nah, they're all natural
Anonymous at Fri, 24 Feb 2023 11:32:56 UTC No. 737913
>>737889
this is good, anon
this is real good
Anonymous at Fri, 24 Feb 2023 12:16:58 UTC No. 737916
>>737903
QUADRUPLE AMPUTEE ONAHOLE UOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
Anonymous at Fri, 24 Feb 2023 14:36:11 UTC No. 737920
>>737916
stop
Anonymous at Fri, 24 Feb 2023 14:36:32 UTC No. 737921
>>737920
You had two hours to tell me, fuck off.
Anonymous at Fri, 24 Feb 2023 15:18:14 UTC No. 737924
>>737923
The amount of attention Max gives to Crip is making me a believer too... There has to be something between them, this is starting to make me do a big thunk.
Anonymous at Fri, 24 Feb 2023 15:28:08 UTC No. 737925
>>737924
Meanwhile there's a girl in the background screeching "Why won't he notice me!?!?!" I bet it's either Charles or Lydia. Who is that one anon who silently has a thing for Max, but won't tell a soul? Bet she's feeling really pissed off every time someone gets the secret crushes wrong.
Anonymous at Fri, 24 Feb 2023 16:09:01 UTC No. 737933
>>737903
Damn, that bomb did way more damage than we thought
Anonymous at Fri, 24 Feb 2023 18:33:29 UTC No. 737942
>>737924
Max is secretly a tsundere
God at Fri, 24 Feb 2023 20:13:13 UTC No. 737948
>>737945
Dear me.
https://incontinentcell.itch.io/fac
Anonymous at Fri, 24 Feb 2023 20:15:55 UTC No. 737949
>>737942
Crip & Max have a kindaaa Vegeta & Goku relationship
https://youtu.be/TvRraFtgJ3w?t=103
Anonymous at Fri, 24 Feb 2023 20:24:36 UTC No. 737952
>>737949
Or Slade & Robin if it was nothing like Slade & Robin.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZoQ
Anonymous at Fri, 24 Feb 2023 20:29:59 UTC No. 737954
>>737945
Asimov, looking at Robofucker, Chaz, and Cripplefucker's brains all installed into toasters: I'm not putting your brains back in your bodies again this time
Anonymous at Fri, 24 Feb 2023 20:33:08 UTC No. 737957
>>737945
Chaz is gonna regret stealing her body when her security programs kick in
Anonymous at Fri, 24 Feb 2023 21:32:04 UTC No. 737966
>>737889
We should make a whiteboard page or something for all the RP, events, stories, episodes, etc.
Anonymous at Fri, 24 Feb 2023 22:05:04 UTC No. 737969
>>737966
just a general drawboard would be nice
Anonymous at Sat, 25 Feb 2023 03:11:20 UTC No. 737993
>>737903
reminds me of those pron things where the lolis get their limbs replaced by animal limbs and they get mindbroken into human pets
Anonymous at Sat, 25 Feb 2023 03:16:03 UTC No. 737994
>>737993
Oh really?
Anonymous at Sat, 25 Feb 2023 07:25:12 UTC No. 738013
>>735117
These little guys are adorable, are you guys selling stickers of these?
Anonymous at Sat, 25 Feb 2023 07:52:32 UTC No. 738016
>>738013
No unfortunately, but you aren't the first one to compare them to stickers