🧵 /npg/ Comfy North Park OC thread #18
Anonymous at Sat, 25 Feb 2023 11:15:23 UTC No. 738025
Welcome to the North Park OC thread, a place to draw, create and discuss original characters for North Park, a South Park spin off. Feel free to read through the wiki for more information on the characters so far. Otherwise, draw characters and have fun!
Here is a list off most of if not all the drawn characters so far. If you want a quick way to start drawing them, use a random number generator (www.calculator.net/random-number-g
Wiki link:
https://north-park-creations.fandom
Previous thread:
https://archived.moe/i/thread/73511
Anonymous at Sat, 25 Feb 2023 12:15:59 UTC No. 738028
Okay, this is the first post, I am here to tell you, I WILL ban you from coming from North Park.
And I WILL hit you with a stick, bitch!
Only enter if you know that getting hit with a large stick isn't a joke.
Anonymous at Sat, 25 Feb 2023 14:17:40 UTC No. 738037
the hell is this
Anonymous at Sat, 25 Feb 2023 15:10:21 UTC No. 738043
>>738041
FATTED DOT NET.
Anonymous at Sat, 25 Feb 2023 15:53:54 UTC No. 738047
>>738044
lol, i did that, i deleted his ice cream every time charles feels uncomfortable with the heat? that's me maxxing up all ovens and opening them at the same time LOL
Anonymous at Sat, 25 Feb 2023 16:05:15 UTC No. 738048
>>738044
Charles getting bullied brings me joy.
more people should bully that segmented fuck
Anonymous at Sun, 26 Feb 2023 01:02:59 UTC No. 738075
Are we gonna do the hunger games this thread?
Anonymous at Sun, 26 Feb 2023 01:12:17 UTC No. 738076
>>738031
Anyone want to see more sets of these? So far I have done the base designs and superhero variants. Anyone want to see more themes or alt outfits? Not just for the game "AUs" but any alternative outfit or idea could be fun.
Anonymous at Sun, 26 Feb 2023 01:49:02 UTC No. 738080
>>738076
Trisha's superpower is GUN
Anonymous at Sun, 26 Feb 2023 02:28:50 UTC No. 738082
>>738076
I'd love to see that!
Anonymous at Sun, 26 Feb 2023 16:16:50 UTC No. 738104
>>738038
Cringe Kid friend real!?!?!?!?!?!?!11///?!
Anonymous at Sun, 26 Feb 2023 16:21:56 UTC No. 738105
>>738104
pls eb my friendu............................
Anonymous at Sun, 26 Feb 2023 16:45:13 UTC No. 738108
>>738106
very nice! goths are underrated, and them some good goths
always comfy to see a new artbro
Anonymous at Sun, 26 Feb 2023 16:52:02 UTC No. 738109
>>738108
we need more goths
i wanna draw some goths now
Anonymous at Sun, 26 Feb 2023 17:30:24 UTC No. 738111
>>738110
Maria's dead sister?
Anonymous at Sun, 26 Feb 2023 17:31:44 UTC No. 738112
>>738110
Bongo is one of the obvious ones, unless spawning Nightmare Guy means he didn't leave a ghost.
but that's also implying that Clowns have souls, which is also pretty iffy, since so many of them are ginger
Anonymous at Mon, 27 Feb 2023 01:44:46 UTC No. 738139
I couldn't help but think about Brukmalleg when I saw this.
https://imgur.com/a/m2AEaBO
Anonymous at Mon, 27 Feb 2023 01:54:56 UTC No. 738140
>>738112
Clowns don't have souls, they simply return to the honkforce when they die unless you cut off their nose
Anonymous at Mon, 27 Feb 2023 16:08:52 UTC No. 738192
>>738139
That's cute actually, maybe this can be one of his futures- instead of being a cranky little bastard and focusing on those who wronged him and what he cant do, he instead chooses to do what he can and help others.
Anonymous at Mon, 27 Feb 2023 23:31:41 UTC No. 738210
Anonymous at Tue, 28 Feb 2023 02:14:11 UTC No. 738232
>>738231
>CRIPPLER
HELP
Anonymous at Tue, 28 Feb 2023 03:33:13 UTC No. 738238
>>738210
That's where the Honkforce resides, you dope
Anonymous at Tue, 28 Feb 2023 03:34:51 UTC No. 738239
>>738238
Well whatever, in my region we call it The Big Circus, in other regions you may call it The Carnival Up Above, others call it Jester's Paradise, the list goes on and on.
Anonymous at Tue, 28 Feb 2023 10:06:09 UTC No. 738288
>>738283
Generational trauma
Anonymous at Tue, 28 Feb 2023 10:45:01 UTC No. 738291
>>738255
What is this a reference to?
Also, I love the idea of Maria just building slutboys when she's bored and sending them out into the world
Anonymous at Tue, 28 Feb 2023 13:51:09 UTC No. 738301
>>738283
This is a good game and I need to get back to playing it.
Anonymous at Tue, 28 Feb 2023 23:43:27 UTC No. 738339
>>738255
Maria is so cute
Anonymous at Tue, 28 Feb 2023 23:54:09 UTC No. 738340
>>738255
>>738291
All the prostitutes and strippers hate her for making AI that terk der jerbs
Anonymous at Wed, 1 Mar 2023 10:50:06 UTC No. 738380
>>738340
lol, they deserve to lose their jobs
Anonymous at Wed, 1 Mar 2023 20:49:45 UTC No. 738410
How big actually is Niggerman compared to a NP kid? and if it was a guy cat how big would the cock be against one of the North Park kids?
https://www.youtube.com/shorts/YUB3
Anonymous at Wed, 1 Mar 2023 23:10:09 UTC No. 738425
>>738410
Somewhere around Lynx or Bobcat size I'd imagine. Also why on earth do you want to know how big its penis would be?
Anonymous at Thu, 2 Mar 2023 04:20:43 UTC No. 738460
>>738459
Nancy is so fucking nasty
Anonymous at Thu, 2 Mar 2023 10:36:02 UTC No. 738480
French Canadian mimes invading Northpark to finish off the clown family
Anonymous at Thu, 2 Mar 2023 12:56:48 UTC No. 738487
>>738480
They're too afraid of the Eldritch Mime that is Nightmare Guy to try that
Anonymous at Thu, 2 Mar 2023 14:47:38 UTC No. 738491
>>738480
Talk shit all you want about Slappy, you can slap him, hit him, creampie him in the balls, but you even threaten Drew, Hui, or Song and he goes full Bugs Bunny on your ass.
Anonymous at Thu, 2 Mar 2023 14:51:01 UTC No. 738492
>>738491
He dresses in drag and kisses you?
Anonymous at Thu, 2 Mar 2023 14:52:03 UTC No. 738493
>>738492
No, he'll use toon physics and wacky toon antics to teach you a lesson.
Why's everything gotta go gay with you, man? You specifically, I know who you are.
Anonymous at Thu, 2 Mar 2023 14:56:55 UTC No. 738495
>>738494
Two of your favorite characters going to the Zoo and shit goes bad.
Or your favorite character and least favorite get stuck in an elevator and must bond.
Anonymous at Thu, 2 Mar 2023 15:51:48 UTC No. 738498
>>738494
Roll 3 random characters, preferably ones who have never interacted, and write them trying to work together on a science project.
Anonymous at Thu, 2 Mar 2023 18:56:43 UTC No. 738520
>>738494
Nightmare Guy adopts a kitten, unfortunately for Drew and Slappy it's a mountain lion kitten
Anonymous at Thu, 2 Mar 2023 18:57:45 UTC No. 738521
>>738494
Good Idea Bad Idea but with North Park Characters
Anonymous at Thu, 2 Mar 2023 20:50:36 UTC No. 738529
>>738487
Isn't nightmare guy a eldritch clown?
Anonymous at Thu, 2 Mar 2023 21:00:42 UTC No. 738530
>>738494
Write about Hansel's Quest or the Prince and the Pauper idea with Hansel & Max.
Anonymous at Thu, 2 Mar 2023 22:17:44 UTC No. 738536
>>738529
We don't really know what he is
Anonymous at Fri, 3 Mar 2023 05:11:05 UTC No. 738569
>>738536
I think it fits for him to be a clown since he came from the blood of a clown
Anonymous at Sat, 4 Mar 2023 02:51:32 UTC No. 738653
too busy playing wrestling empire
Anonymous at Sat, 4 Mar 2023 06:25:47 UTC No. 738672
>>738671
Do any of us look like North Park characters?
Anonymous at Sat, 4 Mar 2023 14:01:41 UTC No. 738699
>>738569
But the original version of Bongo's death involved him fucking around with Mime shit
Anonymous at Sat, 4 Mar 2023 14:04:02 UTC No. 738700
>>738699
Bongo suffocated doing the mime in a box trick, it's sad, but it's also funny because he died in front of 200 people and they thought he and Slappy were doing a bit.
They were pretty close as kids.
Anonymous at Sat, 4 Mar 2023 14:20:06 UTC No. 738701
>>738700
So Bongo died thanks to tapping into Mime-Energy, meaning that Nightmare Guy would be at least part mime, and hence constantly remind Slappy of his dead brother.
Though, that does make me wonder, did the 200 people that watched Bongo die also see Nightmare Guy be born?
Anonymous at Sat, 4 Mar 2023 14:23:25 UTC No. 738703
>>738701
Who knows? That's not up for me to decide, Nightmare Guy was apparently born as soon as Bongo died, perhaps they just thought it was a shadow or something.
I can't really say though.
Anonymous at Sun, 5 Mar 2023 23:18:23 UTC No. 738860
>>738855
stop that
Anonymous at Sun, 5 Mar 2023 23:20:02 UTC No. 738861
>>738860
no i will fuck him
Anonymous at Sun, 5 Mar 2023 23:34:05 UTC No. 738864
>>738861
You'll have to do his side quest first
Anonymous at Sun, 5 Mar 2023 23:35:05 UTC No. 738865
>>738864
Don't care, I'll do it, I'll do it, baby I'm the Space Cowboy Giddyup, Space Pirate, I like to do it both ways, the easy way and the penis way--Fuck woops.
Anonymous at Mon, 6 Mar 2023 00:00:53 UTC No. 738867
>>738855
i know theyre meant to be circuit things but it jus looks like grey sperms on her skin
..........h-hot
Anonymous at Mon, 6 Mar 2023 00:15:55 UTC No. 738869
>>738867
>her
Anonymous at Mon, 6 Mar 2023 02:28:00 UTC No. 738875
Anonymous at Mon, 6 Mar 2023 03:22:04 UTC No. 738878
>>738628
CK is so adorable!
Anonymous at Mon, 6 Mar 2023 03:24:39 UTC No. 738879
>>738595
Not sure how you're gonna do A2 for this, since he only shows up as a Mecha like the one khamsin uses in MGR
Anonymous at Mon, 6 Mar 2023 12:58:01 UTC No. 738891
>>738890
Can't believe now I wanna pork Bennett, thanks.
:( How am I gonna tell my family I'm a dang old dirty homo!!
Anonymous at Mon, 6 Mar 2023 22:49:07 UTC No. 738942
>>738940
his eyes make him look like he's ready for adventure on the sun
Anonymous at Tue, 7 Mar 2023 10:23:52 UTC No. 738980
>>738940
cutest boy!
Anonymous at Wed, 8 Mar 2023 22:51:30 UTC No. 739118
>>739117
Sure, we have plenty of new characters since we first made this cast for the sci fi game back in like, thread 3 or 4 or something. Might as well let some of them join in as well.
Anonymous at Wed, 8 Mar 2023 22:54:34 UTC No. 739119
>>739117
>Steeve stealing the attempted stolen soda
Lol.
Imagine the kid opening it up after the fact and finding the little bastard sitting in there like a bloated tick.
Anonymous at Wed, 8 Mar 2023 23:55:13 UTC No. 739127
>>739112
beautiful
Anonymous at Thu, 9 Mar 2023 00:12:01 UTC No. 739130
>>739118
>"Fear not my child, for I can see that you are destined for great things."
The Oracle floats through the cosmos, leaving a sea of tranquility behind her. She's one with the universe and knows everything that's happened, is happening and will happen thanks to her space gems she carries with her.(painted rocks)
She doesn't fight, but she will offer moral support to anyone who supposedly dies, offering them a chance at a second life if they so wish.(you only get 1(one) shot at this)
Anonymous at Thu, 9 Mar 2023 03:32:29 UTC No. 739136
How is Asimov so good at texting Drew?
Anonymous at Thu, 9 Mar 2023 03:38:23 UTC No. 739137
>>739136
What, she has an 80s phone/beeper, nigga.
Anonymous at Thu, 9 Mar 2023 03:41:43 UTC No. 739138
>>739136
Asimov confirmed shit at writing an episode. I pray for the unlucky cunt who gets paired with him for English projects
Anonymous at Thu, 9 Mar 2023 06:35:57 UTC No. 739150
>>739149
She's cute
Anonymous at Thu, 9 Mar 2023 11:24:57 UTC No. 739160
>>739149
i dont like her! im gonna beat her up!
Anonymous at Thu, 9 Mar 2023 13:47:07 UTC No. 739169
>>739149
>her
Nice femboy, anon, but you're not fooling anyone. Can it make babies? no? then you're a man, darling.
https://files.catbox.moe/1keykr.web
https://files.catbox.moe/e4g6nr.mp4
Goddamnit Disney, you're sicker than South&North Park.
Anonymous at Thu, 9 Mar 2023 13:58:36 UTC No. 739174
>>739166
She looks like she bullies cringe kid because she secretly likes him
Anonymous at Thu, 9 Mar 2023 15:31:15 UTC No. 739183
Anonymous at Thu, 9 Mar 2023 15:33:25 UTC No. 739184
>>739183
I'd say she does, but more like she doesn't realize she has a crush on him.
Anonymous at Thu, 9 Mar 2023 16:14:47 UTC No. 739188
>>739187
She's not actually goth, she just likes the style.
Anonymous at Thu, 9 Mar 2023 16:15:51 UTC No. 739189
>>739188
ah, same with Ester.
What's her personality?
Anonymous at Thu, 9 Mar 2023 16:18:34 UTC No. 739190
>>739189
Equal parts done with everyone's shit and the sweetest thing in existence. Except with Cringe Kid.
Anonymous at Thu, 9 Mar 2023 16:24:41 UTC No. 739191
>>739190
anyone you want her to interact with personally? If she's a sweetheart and also close to the edge, may I suggest an interaction with Neil...
Anonymous at Thu, 9 Mar 2023 16:27:33 UTC No. 739192
>>739191
I wouldn't know, I'm new to this general.
Anonymous at Thu, 9 Mar 2023 16:34:52 UTC No. 739194
>>739192
Checked the wiki, she'd both feel bad for him and would want to toss of a highway if he tells another bad joke.
Anonymous at Thu, 9 Mar 2023 16:37:44 UTC No. 739196
>>739195
I'll probably pop in now and then... But thanks!
Anonymous at Thu, 9 Mar 2023 16:52:34 UTC No. 739197
>>739195
CK is just like his dad, he's got charisma coming out the ass
Anonymous at Thu, 9 Mar 2023 18:00:47 UTC No. 739198
>>739197
it's a good thing that they're both so nice, can you imagine a fuckboy like Chaz with that ability to seduce women like Cringe Kid and Bobby Norman can
Anonymous at Fri, 10 Mar 2023 11:10:30 UTC No. 739249
>>739182
>>739190
Considering she already has a link to Cringe Kid I reckon she'd fit well as a 3rd grade character. Plus it could be cool seeing her interact with the other 3rd graders that would be in her class. I could see her being friends with Ashley and Dorothy as the cool third friend.
On the subject of the 3rd grade, we actually have a decent amount of them now. How do we think of them as a group? What kind of dynamics do you think they'd all have?
Anonymous at Fri, 10 Mar 2023 11:50:51 UTC No. 739250
>>739249
you mean to tell me Sean, Billie and Dizzy aren't third graders?
Anonymous at Fri, 10 Mar 2023 11:57:32 UTC No. 739251
>>739250
Dizzy has always been a 4th grader, as for Sean and Billie their grades are ambiguous. It isn't clear if they are 3rd graders, 4th graders or even scrawny 5th graders. Unlike Fitzroy and Georgina who have been established as 3rd graders.
Anonymous at Fri, 10 Mar 2023 12:22:01 UTC No. 739256
>>739254
She does look like she'd be in 5 or 6th grade so it makes sense.
Although does she even go to North Park elementary? I thought she was from out of town. Still doesn't mean she can't "hang out" with Mineral though.
Anonymous at Fri, 10 Mar 2023 12:46:33 UTC No. 739260
>>739259
Hunger games sounds good. Who said they were going to host it? Do they still plan to or should we get someone else to arrange it?
Anonymous at Fri, 10 Mar 2023 12:54:15 UTC No. 739261
>>739254
>So, does the big monster guy have tentacles down there or is it just one big dong?
>Nightmare Guy, all we've ever done is hug, why would I know what his private parts look like
Anonymous at Fri, 10 Mar 2023 13:55:07 UTC No. 739262
Don't tell anyone, but I ship myself with AsimovAnon, I have like 400 drawings of us eating spaghetti in Newark.
Anonymous at Fri, 10 Mar 2023 14:14:40 UTC No. 739265
>>739264
Very based.
Anonymous at Fri, 10 Mar 2023 14:27:00 UTC No. 739266
>>739262
That's pretty gay
Anonymous at Fri, 10 Mar 2023 14:35:20 UTC No. 739268
>>739266
You know what else is gay? Your fucking face going through the wall because you're just jealous.
Anonymous at Fri, 10 Mar 2023 15:43:35 UTC No. 739274
>>739268
Anon, I am AsimovAnon, and I'm telling you that's really fucking gay
Anonymous at Fri, 10 Mar 2023 15:57:38 UTC No. 739275
>>739264
as long as you can compete with shef
Anonymous at Fri, 10 Mar 2023 16:03:01 UTC No. 739276
I dreamed that people were making fanart of North Park and posting it on Instagram. I also dreamed of Max wearing Zachary's clothes and turning into a creepypasta. The art was uncolored though and very detailed. I can't remember any other interesting ideas, but the facial expressions were decent.
Anonymous at Fri, 10 Mar 2023 16:20:57 UTC No. 739277
so.. hunger games?
Anonymous at Fri, 10 Mar 2023 17:32:25 UTC No. 739281
>Anon keeps saying they'll do an A2 HG
>They never do
SHIT OR GET OFF THE POT, GODDAMN!
Anonymous at Fri, 10 Mar 2023 20:55:11 UTC No. 739299
>>739281
Ina couple threads ago said I’d host an A2 hunger games, and I ran and recorded a game but it was kinda short due to an early arena event meaning a lot of characters died fast. I tried running more games but had similar results each time and then other stuff caught up with me so I never got back to it. Then a second anon said they’d also run a game last thread but they haven’t done anything yet either.
If people are okay with a game with lots of early deaths I’d be happy to use that first game I ran for this thread’s hunger games.
Anonymous at Fri, 10 Mar 2023 21:23:45 UTC No. 739302
>>739249
Y'know what, yeah, she's a 3rd grader.
Other tidbits about her:
She lives somewhat outside of town.
Her mom is widowed, she's a math teacher at the high school.
She has an older brother and younger sister.
She becomes a forensic scientist in the future.
Gives 110% during RPs.
Fantasy AU: Druid/Vampire Hunter (picrel)
Super AU: Kinda like Black Widow and Deathstroke mixed into one, with a hint of Cable
Space AU: Mech Pilot space cop
Anonymous at Fri, 10 Mar 2023 21:31:32 UTC No. 739304
>>739274
Damn, and here I thought I was not gay.
I guess I truly am like my creation. :(
Anonymous at Fri, 10 Mar 2023 21:47:23 UTC No. 739307
>>739305
they are in the same grade though
Anonymous at Fri, 10 Mar 2023 21:51:55 UTC No. 739309
>>739307
10 second rule
Anonymous at Sat, 11 Mar 2023 04:11:28 UTC No. 739346
>>739320
cool
Anonymous at Sat, 11 Mar 2023 10:34:24 UTC No. 739395
>>739394
a very emotional rendition of the spongebob theme song
Anonymous at Sat, 11 Mar 2023 13:47:41 UTC No. 739407
>>739394
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=N9T
Anonymous at Sat, 11 Mar 2023 17:23:11 UTC No. 739429
>>739394
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FkV
Anonymous at Sat, 11 Mar 2023 17:26:34 UTC No. 739430
>>739304
Drewanon, you know that Asimovanon is a guy, you've heard his various voices.
how could you not think that you liking him isn't gay as fuck?
Anonymous at Sat, 11 Mar 2023 17:32:24 UTC No. 739432
>>739394
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rKS
Anonymous at Sat, 11 Mar 2023 23:00:59 UTC No. 739463
>>739430
Look man, I was just trying to be funny, I don't actually wanna jump the man's bones.
Anonymous at Sat, 11 Mar 2023 23:08:45 UTC No. 739465
>>739264
ahhh Delly, she's so cute..
I just wrap her up in my vines and squeeze had and tight until she can only think of me and me only. Imagine consuming her slowly, ignoring her pleas, while every orifice is filled with corn syrup...She'll bear my seed and give birth to my horde.
Anonymous at Sat, 11 Mar 2023 23:12:34 UTC No. 739466
>>739465
Get off 4chan Maizeby your show is plummeting in ratings
Anonymous at Sat, 11 Mar 2023 23:37:37 UTC No. 739471
>>739465
post corn
Anonymous at Sun, 12 Mar 2023 00:01:56 UTC No. 739476
>>739465
alright thats a fucking beating bro
Anonymous at Sun, 12 Mar 2023 00:34:07 UTC No. 739482
>>739481
???? what's the * for?
Anonymous at Sun, 12 Mar 2023 00:50:40 UTC No. 739486
>>739465
Someone get Nightmare Guy, Maizeby needs to be corrected again
Anonymous at Sun, 12 Mar 2023 04:52:15 UTC No. 739512
>>739504
Keep her away from Cringe Kid, he doesn't need to be infected with her brand of Cringe
Anonymous at Sun, 12 Mar 2023 04:55:28 UTC No. 739513
>>739512
As long as he doesn't fall down the undertale and FNAF nsfw rabbit holes he should be fine
Anonymous at Sun, 12 Mar 2023 12:07:06 UTC No. 739542
>>739513
What do you think he does on Friday nights?
Anonymous at Sun, 12 Mar 2023 14:19:20 UTC No. 739555
>>739542
He plays Friday Night Funkin' mods
Anonymous at Sun, 12 Mar 2023 14:30:02 UTC No. 739558
>>739555
Friday Night Fuckin' more like it.
Anonymous at Sun, 12 Mar 2023 15:18:44 UTC No. 739562
>>739558
Cringe Kid is not Horni
Anonymous at Sun, 12 Mar 2023 19:42:51 UTC No. 739578
>>739481
>AAAHHH NIGGERMAN SAVE ME
Anonymous at Mon, 13 Mar 2023 15:01:01 UTC No. 739681
>>739578
>*saves u*
Anonymous at Mon, 13 Mar 2023 22:34:11 UTC No. 739737
https://youtube.com/shorts/kG-ebck2
Anonymous at Mon, 13 Mar 2023 22:43:38 UTC No. 739738
pls do NOT lewd Delly she is best girl and she is for hugs and kisses only, not to be violated
Anonymous at Mon, 13 Mar 2023 22:48:36 UTC No. 739739
>>739738
i will fuck her cast
Anonymous at Mon, 13 Mar 2023 22:53:43 UTC No. 739740
>>739739
NO YOU WILL NOT
Anonymous at Mon, 13 Mar 2023 23:00:12 UTC No. 739741
>>739738
fine, I'll lewd Dorothy instead
Anonymous at Mon, 13 Mar 2023 23:29:39 UTC No. 739746
>>739741
What are you even gonna do to her? You have to be careful what you do so she doesn't die from the shock
necrophile at Mon, 13 Mar 2023 23:37:37 UTC No. 739747
>>739746
stop, I can only get so hard
Anonymous at Tue, 14 Mar 2023 00:40:29 UTC No. 739754
>>739746
Stop. Heart-pumping life-threatening sex where I see and control the heart pumping is becoming my fetish. I'll take Dorothy... I'll take her ... to the Max. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7uW
Anonymous at Tue, 14 Mar 2023 15:03:24 UTC No. 739788
test
Anonymous at Tue, 14 Mar 2023 15:32:36 UTC No. 739792
gys guys remember the time, remember when i, remember that time *Sobs*
*tries to hold it in* *gags from sobbing*
*accidentally drowns a small child in my tears*
Anonymous at Tue, 14 Mar 2023 19:37:34 UTC No. 739806
Mineral, Cassandra, Posie, Rosalind, Nancy, Trisha, Silvia all in the ball pit in their birthday suits. Now that's what I call diversity. Sooo many colors. Whooohhhh it's a double rainboowww all the way, double rainbow. We need more hair colors.
Anonymous at Tue, 14 Mar 2023 23:32:20 UTC No. 739823
>>739808
Made for Asimov-Prime's peen
Anonymous at Tue, 14 Mar 2023 23:40:06 UTC No. 739824
>>739808
What does T.T think of the newly released GPT-4 ? yep it released today, but for premium members and you're limited to 100 messages every 4 hours atm.
Anonymous at Wed, 15 Mar 2023 01:42:09 UTC No. 739829
I just keep finding more fucked up stuff to fall in love with, like Kaiba and Made In Abyss wasn't enough. I have a thing for edgy cute things. Which of the kids is the most likely to be a pyromaniac? autism and schizophrenia is small time, who are the characters who are most likely to go full alter ego psycho on someone? please don't point out the obvious.
https://imgur.com/a/oi1wLYp
Anonymous at Wed, 15 Mar 2023 02:36:57 UTC No. 739836
>>739824
is is still full of censorshit?
Anonymous at Wed, 15 Mar 2023 10:53:37 UTC No. 739862
>>739836
its fuller now, theyre working on limiting ways of getting around the limitations like asking it hypotheticals and making the program roleplay as someone who CAN answer any question (like DAN)
im guessing one of the reasons its paywalled is to slow down the process or bored anonymous e-retards havin a go at cracking the system
Anonymous at Wed, 15 Mar 2023 17:05:21 UTC No. 739876
>>739862
that's gay and retarded
Anonymous at Thu, 16 Mar 2023 01:28:28 UTC No. 739891
>>739299
So just double checking, since it's been 5 days and no one else has stepped forward, I have a North Park hunger games session recorded that I could start posting in here, but there's a day 1 arena event and 23 characters die on the first day, including a lot of fan favourites. I'd be willing to post this one but just wanted to make sure since I imagine some people might be disappointed with that fact and would rather have a different game.
Anonymous at Thu, 16 Mar 2023 01:53:42 UTC No. 739892
>>739891
I say do it, /npg/ doesn't deserve anything nice
Anonymous at Thu, 16 Mar 2023 13:03:48 UTC No. 739922
>>739891
Do it, a short one now means we can do a longer one next
Plus, if this is the one ran by A2 it makes sense that it'd be a total bloodbath
Anonymous at Fri, 17 Mar 2023 00:21:54 UTC No. 739951
Chaz is forboten from touching Tiddy, this is now law
Anonymous at Fri, 17 Mar 2023 02:30:29 UTC No. 739960
>>739959
Adults.
Also how are his hands healing after Honoka broke them both
Anonymous at Fri, 17 Mar 2023 02:35:28 UTC No. 739961
>>739960
just so you know, his momma is kissing his multitude of booboos every night. Honoka can't play tsundere forever
Anonymous at Fri, 17 Mar 2023 18:01:18 UTC No. 740008
Cyberpunk North Park, too close to Space North Park or does it have potential as a Roleplay?
Anonymous at Fri, 17 Mar 2023 18:25:43 UTC No. 740012
>>740008
y'know, we could just make it it's own real AU
granted, i don't know much about cyberspunk. Could you provide some ideas?
Anonymous at Fri, 17 Mar 2023 18:40:25 UTC No. 740013
where the FUCK is that hunger games?
Anonymous at Fri, 17 Mar 2023 20:18:46 UTC No. 740024
need...more mute and hansel interaction....gretel is fine too.....
Anonymous at Fri, 17 Mar 2023 21:07:02 UTC No. 740032
>>740013
I’m drawing stuff in advance for it to make uploading it daily a bit easier
Anonymous at Fri, 17 Mar 2023 21:07:46 UTC No. 740033
>>740032
yknow if its a wash its probably easier to just upload in one day
Anonymous at Fri, 17 Mar 2023 21:08:03 UTC No. 740034
>>740024
What kinda stuff do you want to see?
Anonymous at Sat, 18 Mar 2023 14:34:25 UTC No. 740083
>>740034
sex
Anonymous at Sat, 18 Mar 2023 15:49:44 UTC No. 740090
>>740083
cringe. Mute should stay a bitter virgin
Anonymous at Sat, 18 Mar 2023 16:38:02 UTC No. 740097
>>740012
Lisa has an army of drones to do shit for her.
Melville is a corpo-brat that even other Corpo-Brats can't stand
Asimov is an illegal AI
Maria is shockingly one of the lesser cyborged up of the cast
Anonymous at Sat, 18 Mar 2023 16:39:03 UTC No. 740098
>>740090
>Mute is Chariot 2.0
Anonymous at Sat, 18 Mar 2023 21:50:37 UTC No. 740116
>>740090
steve_from_dead_rising.png
NOT ON MY WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAATCH.
Anonymous at Sat, 18 Mar 2023 22:11:57 UTC No. 740121
>>740119
>Homeless
Okay, that's too far!
Anonymous at Sat, 18 Mar 2023 22:52:59 UTC No. 740124
>>740117
Nothing wrong with that
Anonymous at Sun, 19 Mar 2023 07:05:40 UTC No. 740175
>>740164
cute couple
Anonymous at Sun, 19 Mar 2023 20:28:31 UTC No. 740218
i had a dream north park became twitter popular and was getting tons of fan art from twitter users, what the hell
Anonymous at Sun, 19 Mar 2023 21:48:51 UTC No. 740225
>>740221
its odd when people actually illustrate the age difference between the 4th graders and the 5th graders
but i like it
Anonymous at Sun, 19 Mar 2023 21:49:53 UTC No. 740226
>>740225
6th graders*
Anonymous at Sun, 19 Mar 2023 22:27:33 UTC No. 740230
>>740225
You can get away with it with Mineral, since she has no other 5th graders to compare to (does Momo count?)
Chelsey, on the other hand, and the other 6th graders all share a similar pattern of being slightly taller than most of the fourthies.
Charles is quite tall for a fourthie, but I just chalk that up to Canadian genes. Same with Song-Hui and his Taiwanese genes.
Anonymous at Sun, 19 Mar 2023 22:34:09 UTC No. 740231
>>740230
6th graders can vary a lot in height, if you play TFBW and fight the 6th grade enemies you’ll see some of them are pretty stumpy looking.
As for mineral I always try to draw her a bit taller than the rest of the 4th graders.
Anonymous at Sun, 19 Mar 2023 22:43:43 UTC No. 740233
>>740202
Why is she doing that
Anonymous at Sun, 19 Mar 2023 23:05:08 UTC No. 740237
m liking these drawings anon
very nice
Anonymous at Sun, 19 Mar 2023 23:39:46 UTC No. 740244
>>740210
That may happen, as it's about time we begin this thread's hunger games session. Asimov-2 is overseeing the arena and ready to deploy the helpless children of North Park into a bloody battle royale.
Anonymous at Mon, 20 Mar 2023 00:41:19 UTC No. 740254
>>740244
Let us begin...
As the tributes stand on their podiums, the horn sounds.
>Asimov runs away from the Cornucopia.
>Mineral runs away from the Cornucopia.
>Dizzy throws a knife into Cindy's head.
>Nancy and Melville fight for a bag. Melville gives up and retreats.
>Dorothy runs away from the Cornucopia.
>Rosalind runs away from the Cornucopia.
>Curtis runs away from the Cornucopia.
>Savannah stands perfectly still, hoping no one notices her. It works.
>Trisha takes a sickle from inside the cornucopia.
>Rulf rips a mace out of Beansy's hands.
>Billie takes a sickle from inside the cornucopia.
>Dull runs away from the Cornucopia.
>Drew runs away from the Cornucopia.
>Georgina snatches a pair of sais.
>Lydia grabs a jar of fishing bait while Ester gets fishing gear.
>Addison runs away from the Cornucopia.
>Blenny runs away from the Cornucopia.
>Crip runs away from the Cornucopia.
>Max and Mandy fight for a bag. Max gives up and retreats.
>Agatha retrieves a trident from inside the cornucopia.
>Cringe Kid kills Hansel for his supplies.
>Dew runs away from the Cornucopia.
>Robert runs away from the Cornucopia.
>Sydney goes out of her way to stop Delly from getting supplies just to spite her.
>Mute runs away with a lighter and some rope.
>Chaz and Penny fight for a bag. Chaz gives up and retreats.
>Posie runs away from the Cornucopia.
>T.T runs away from the Cornucopia.
>Rayne grabs a jar of fishing bait while Rodney gets fishing gear.
>Neil throws a knife into Sean's head.
>Silvia rips a mace out of Fitzroy's hands.
>Sabrina runs away from the Cornucopia.
>Sid goes out of his way to stop Bennett from getting supplies just to spite him.
>Linus runs away from the Cornucopia.
>Jerry gathers as much food as he can.
>Ashley grabs a sword.
Anonymous at Mon, 20 Mar 2023 10:47:49 UTC No. 740284
>>740254
Day 1
>Penny and Crip trade outfits for the day.
>Sabrina is convinced that Ester will betray her.
>Mute makes a slingshot.
>Beansy converts to Mormonism
>Silvia stalks Dorothy.
>Rodney constructs a shack.
>Mineral tends to Posie's wounds.
>Dizzy receives Tegridy Weed from an obvious sponsor.
>Blenny camouflauges himself in the bushes.
>Savannah chases Max.
>Delly is convinced that Trisha will betray her.
>Rayne and Rulf take a moment to each share a personal secret with the other to establish trust before moving forward.
>Neil and Melville trade outfits for the day.
>Ashley spears Jerry in the abdomen.
>Sydney and Drew join the cripple army.
>Asimov thinks about home.
>Nancy saves Robert from falling off a cliff, only for Robert to betray Nancy and push her off the cliff instead.
>Lydia sets an explosive off, killing Sid, Dew, and Agatha.
>Rosalind scares T.T off.
>Cringe Kid and Addison give each other cute nicknames.
>Georgina discovers a cave.
>Dull runs into Chaz while he is taking a dump in the woods.
>Mandy catches Linus off guard and kills him.
>Fitzroy camouflauges himself in the bushes.
>Curtis helps amputate one of Bennett's limbs after it got infected.
>Billie dies trying to escape the arena.
Anonymous at Mon, 20 Mar 2023 11:05:07 UTC No. 740285
>>740218
what the fuck just recently i had a dream about north park blowing up too but it was weirder. i dreamt some toy company made a charles plush and people kept buying it and posting it not knowing what its from but assuming its a south park bootleg because well... you know. people liked the plush so much they drew art of the character and eventually someone found this general and spread it everywhere, we got a lot of people and tourists coming to see the source and spamming the thread and board, there were like dozens of posts every minute, mostly people surprised they found the source. was very weird. plush seemed extremely well made though kinda what it was real
>>740221
>over whether they should like Zach or not
hnnngnnhhhgh
Anonymous at Mon, 20 Mar 2023 11:16:17 UTC No. 740286
>>740284
>Nancy saves Robert from falling off a cliff, only for Robert to betray Nancy and push her off the cliff instead.
fucking brutal, the roles are reversed too.
Anonymous at Mon, 20 Mar 2023 17:01:29 UTC No. 740297
>>740254
>>Sid goes out of his way to stop Bennett from getting supplies just to spite him.
due to the stress of the situation, Sid bullies Bennet in an attempt to feel stronger, only to feel weaker than before when Bennet shows no stopping of his faggotry.
Sid hates that he can relate to being a sad and weak little bitch doormat sometimes
Anonymous at Mon, 20 Mar 2023 18:41:54 UTC No. 740303
>>740254
>Neil throws a knife into Sean's head.
"what happen Sean, I though all those open world survival games would give you the advantage? HAHAHAHA!!"
>>Sydney goes out of her way to stop Delly from getting supplies just to spite her.
lmao, that's such a Sydney thing to do
Anonymous at Mon, 20 Mar 2023 19:09:10 UTC No. 740304
>>740284
>>Penny and Crip trade outfits for the day.
Jerry: *sniff* "YEAGH-Penny, you smell like a fucking sweaty degenerate rapist that just finished burying themselves in a 1 week old animal corpse! It's definitely an improvement over how you smell usually."
Anonymous at Mon, 20 Mar 2023 20:44:49 UTC No. 740314
>>740296
when did he find the time to paint bobland yellow?
Anonymous at Mon, 20 Mar 2023 20:59:03 UTC No. 740316
>>740314
it's actually just an empty Bobland mascot suit A-2 created from a bunch of junk. He was planning on using it on Cindy, but she died, so he painted it yellow and then lied to CK about Hansel being the man behind the slaughter
Anonymous at Mon, 20 Mar 2023 23:52:17 UTC No. 740330
>>740284
Day 1 Area event
Asimov-2 wants to see more blood so he causes the water level in the arena to suddenly rise, and the only way to escape is via ziplining.
>The zipline suddenly snaps, causing Ester to >fall to her death.
>Fitzroy manages to survive the arduous task and wins a free iPod Nano.
>T.T manages to survive the arduous task and wins a free iPod Nano.
>Melville manages to survive the arduous task and wins a free iPod Nano.
>The zipline suddenly snaps, causing Posie to fall to her death.
>Max refuses to go ziplining, and drowns in the rising water.
>Dizzy manages to survive the arduous task and wins a free iPod Nano.
>Robert and Dorothy won't stop talking about their life stories, driving Penny to suicide.
>Rulf dies of boredom.
>The zipline suddenly snaps, causing Silvia to fall to her death.
>Savannah refuses to go ziplining, and drowns in the rising water.
>Bennett manages to survive the arduous task and wins a free iPod Nano.
>Trisha, Rosalind, Curtis and Drew find a boat to escape on, but Drew is killed by beavers.
>The zipline suddenly snaps, causing Rodney to fall to his death.
>Dull manages to survive the arduous task and wins a free iPod Nano.
>Crip manages to survive the arduous task and wins a free iPod Nano.
>Blenny dies of boredom.
>Asimov manages to survive the arduous task and wins a free iPod Nano.
>Chaz manages to survive the arduous task and wins a free iPod Nano.
>Mineral, Ashley, Sabrina and Mute find a boat to escape on, but Mute is killed by beavers.
>Mandy manages to survive the arduous task and wins a free iPod Nano.
>Addison and Rayne won't stop talking about their life stories, driving Neil to suicide.
>Sydney manages to survive the arduous task and wins a free iPod Nano.
>Beansy and Delly won't stop talking about their life stories, driving Cringe Kid to suicide.
>Georgina manages to survive the arduous task and wins a free iPod Nano.
>Lydia manages to survive the arduous task and wins a free iPod Nano.
Anonymous at Tue, 21 Mar 2023 00:28:18 UTC No. 740335
>>740284
>>Rayne and Rulf take a moment to each share a personal secret with the other to establish trust before moving forward.
Rayne's secret: sometimes when she sees Blester holding hands, she imagines Blenny holding her hand instead.
Rulf's secret: He took the fall for Lydia's bullying one day so she wouldn't get berated by her father again, it made him feel really heroic.
Anonymous at Tue, 21 Mar 2023 00:43:46 UTC No. 740336
>>740330
>Mute dies to beavers
If only Cindy was still alive, lol
Anonymous at Tue, 21 Mar 2023 03:06:15 UTC No. 740353
>>740330
>>Max refuses to go ziplining, and drowns in the rising water.
>Savannah refuses to go ziplining, and drowns in the rising water.
>Savannah chases Max.
based Savannah not even caring about the game and just wanting to troll the hell out of Max, now he knows what it feels like
Anonymous at Tue, 21 Mar 2023 11:01:39 UTC No. 740380
>>740331
Night 1
>Curtis looks at the night sky.
>Georgina tries to sing herself to sleep.
>Robert stares into Dull's eyes for an uncomfortably long time.
>Crip cries himself to sleep.
>Rosalind and Bennett tell stories about themselves to each other.
>Asimov lets Trisha into his shelter.
>Dorothy and Sydney talk about the tributes still alive.
>Delly runs into Addison while she is taking a dump in the woods.
>Ashley receives an explosive from an unknown sponsor.
>T.T rests her head in Rayne's lap.
>Fitzroy and Sabrina hold hands while staring at the night sky.
>Mandy lets Beansy into her shelter.
>Dizzy accidently steps on a landmine.
>Chaz sets off an explosive that catches Lydia, who barely manages to survive.
>Melville sets up camp for the night.
>Mineral looks at the night sky.
Anonymous at Tue, 21 Mar 2023 12:42:12 UTC No. 740383
>>740337
fitzroy is only mostly deaf, right? headphones might be the only way he can actually hear some music
speaking of which i had an idea for the cripple gang meeting as adults and wanting to go somewhere, and Lydia drags them out to a nightclub
Georgina immediately gets wasted and is mad they drag her out before she could get roofied
Rolf gets trampled in the crowd and then gets kicked out for trying to pick a fight and has to sit out on the curb with Billie, who cant go in due to the flashing lights, and Sean who broke his leg slipping on some spilled drink and is now sat outside playing this nintendos
the only two who kinda have a good time are Fitzroy, because he can actually hear the music for once and its nice and not too loud for him, and Dizzy who actually likes social situations and mayhem
Anonymous at Tue, 21 Mar 2023 12:48:50 UTC No. 740384
>>740380
>>Robert stares into Dull's eyes for an uncomfortably long time.
kek robert does that thing blind people do where they just stare into the distance but someone thinks theyre looking at them
Anonymous at Tue, 21 Mar 2023 15:30:11 UTC No. 740395
>>740339
>Gay girl killed by hairy beavers
IRONIC!
Anonymous at Tue, 21 Mar 2023 17:09:17 UTC No. 740400
>>740353
Tiny Savannah is begging for that Max D.
Anonymous at Tue, 21 Mar 2023 17:15:26 UTC No. 740402
>>740380
>Curtis looks at the night sky.
>Mineral looks at the night sky.
>Fitzroy and Sabrina hold hands while staring at the night sky.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nZD
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Smc
Kek.
Anonymous at Tue, 21 Mar 2023 22:08:42 UTC No. 740432
Day 2
>Fitzroy punches Asimov in the face, knocking several teeth out.
>Mandy searches for firewood.
>Georgina fires an arrow at Sydney but narrowly misses and hits a nearby tree instead, while Sydney runs away for cover.
>Bennett and T.T work together for the day.
>Delly is convinced that Beansy will betray her.
>Ashley punches Rosalind in the face, knocking several teeth out.
>Chaz scares off Addison with a plastic toy lightsaber.
>Curtis searches for a water source.
>Dull makes a slingshot.
>Trisha fishes.
>Rayne thinks about home.
>Robert receives creamy goo from an unknown sponsor.
>Lydia overhears Dorothy and Sabrina talking in the distance.
>Mineral diverts Crip's attention and runs away.
>Melville receives Tegridy Weed from an obvious sponsor.
Anonymous at Tue, 21 Mar 2023 22:46:42 UTC No. 740444
>>740383
cripple strippers...imagine...
Anonymous at Tue, 21 Mar 2023 22:50:58 UTC No. 740446
>>740432
but...how....does asimov even have teeth?
Anonymous at Wed, 22 Mar 2023 02:53:45 UTC No. 740468
>>740432
>Melville receives Tegridy Weed from an obvious sponsor.
turns out he's allergic to weed.
>>Chaz scares off Addison with a plastic toy lightsaber.
nice of A-2 to leave everyone a costume in some random closet
Anonymous at Wed, 22 Mar 2023 10:31:15 UTC No. 740493
>>740492
Night 2
>Mineral helps amputate one of Ashley's limbs after it got infected.
>Mandy bleeds out due to untreated injuries.
>Curtis receives Tegridy Weed from an obvious sponsor.
>Sydney ambushes Trisha and kills her.
>Georgina convinces Lydia to not kill her, only to kill her instead.
>Asimov, Rayne, and Sabrina sleep in shifts.
>Dull and Dorothy tell stories about themselves to each other.
>Addison tucks Fitzroy into bed and gives him a goodnight kiss.
>Rosalind and Chaz take a moment to each share a personal secret with the other to establish trust before moving forward.
>Melville decapitates Delly with a sword.
>Bennett is abducted and anal probed by Visitors, but is otherwise okay.
>T.T starts digging some graves in preparation.
>Beansy destroys Crip's supplies while he is asleep.
>Robert loses sight of where he is.
Anonymous at Wed, 22 Mar 2023 13:53:00 UTC No. 740505
>>740493
lol, Killville, Melvillian. He looks so fucking stupid, i love him hahaha
>Addison tucks Fitzroy into bed and gives him a goodnight kiss.
I can't be the only one who thought that said something else for a second right?
Anonymous at Wed, 22 Mar 2023 14:16:10 UTC No. 740508
>>740493
>>Dull and Dorothy tell stories about themselves to each other.
"hehe..hey remember that time I saved you from that cave-in on the playground?"
"The one you caused? Yeah, it was pretty frightening haha.."
"good times."
Anonymous at Wed, 22 Mar 2023 15:07:53 UTC No. 740511
>>740509
>Asimov graves
If he survives past her I'm gonna laugh my ass off
Anonymous at Wed, 22 Mar 2023 15:32:16 UTC No. 740516
>>740493
>>Bennett is abducted and anal probed by Visitors, but is otherwise okay.
i mean, do I even need to say anything? Xeno is now seething that he wasn't also kidnapped and forced in the game.
Anonymous at Wed, 22 Mar 2023 15:53:50 UTC No. 740519
>>740493
>>Rosalind and Chaz take a moment to each share a personal secret with the other to establish trust before moving forward.
R: "This was the first ever straight ship commission I drew."
C: "Oh hey, that guy looks like...wait, what is she doing to him-OH MY GOD!!"
R: "Yep, I could improved on the coloring a bit."
C: "Are they doing...wait, what's that near their..jesus christ.."
R: "Yeah, I'll just stick to boy love instead."
Anonymous at Wed, 22 Mar 2023 19:37:27 UTC No. 740541
>Nancy saves Robert from falling off a cliff, only for Robert to betray Nancy and push her off the cliff instead.
>Robert receives creamy goo from an unknown sponsor.
>Robert loses sight of where he is.
I like to think the creamy goo cleared his mind and he had the horrible realization of what he did to his sister. What a fall from grace.
Anonymous at Wed, 22 Mar 2023 22:38:30 UTC No. 740558
>>740493
Day 3
>Rosalind stares into Curtis's eyes for an uncomfortably long time.
>Sabrina and Mineral split up to search for resources.
>Beansy searches for firewood.
>Sydney pushes T.T off a cliff during a knife fight.
>Crip taints Dull's food, killing him.
>Robert tries to spear fish with a trident.
>Georgina notices Asimov and Rayne quietly talking amongst themselves and becomes paranoid.
>Melville, Addison, Ashley and Fitzroy manage to melt Chaz's icy heart with a cool island song, convincing him to spare them.
>Dorothy tries beating Bennett to death with a wiffle bat, but doesn't really get anywhere with it.
Anonymous at Wed, 22 Mar 2023 23:05:39 UTC No. 740563
>>740560
>TT died before asimov
HAHAHAHAHAHAHA!
Anonymous at Wed, 22 Mar 2023 23:13:47 UTC No. 740564
>>740563
A-2 is a faggot cheater. It's clear who he wants to win
Anonymous at Thu, 23 Mar 2023 00:25:04 UTC No. 740567
>>740564
lol get filtered meatbag
Anonymous at Thu, 23 Mar 2023 04:32:59 UTC No. 740593
>>740558
>>Dorothy tries beating Bennett to death with a wiffle bat, but doesn't really get anywhere with it.
Dorothy constantly apologizing while trying and failing to bash Bennet's head in. Bennet is just glad it's not his dad hitting him this time.
Anonymous at Thu, 23 Mar 2023 10:36:29 UTC No. 740626
>>740560
Night 3
>Dorothy kills Crip with a hatchet.
>Rosalind tucks Fitzroy into bed and gives him a goodnight kiss.
>Mineral manages to bribe Sydney into a temporary truce.
>Bennett and Robert tell stories about themselves to each other.
>Addison helps amputate one of Asimov's limbs after it got infected.
>Beansy and Rayne hold hands while staring at the night sky.
>Melville tends to Ashley's wounds.
>Curtis is convinced that Sabrina will betray him.
>Chaz lets Georgina into his shelter.
Anonymous at Thu, 23 Mar 2023 12:01:09 UTC No. 740629
>>740626
>Chaz lets Georgina into his shelter.
Lol, Chaz is getting desperate
Anonymous at Thu, 23 Mar 2023 12:35:40 UTC No. 740630
>>740626
thats the look of someone who had to put up with her cousin's shit for far too long
Anonymous at Thu, 23 Mar 2023 12:36:41 UTC No. 740631
>>740626
everyone seems to want to protect fitzroy
hes gonna win this one with pure moe
Anonymous at Thu, 23 Mar 2023 12:50:39 UTC No. 740632
>>740558
>>Melville, Addison, Ashley and Fitzroy manage to melt Chaz's icy heart with a cool island song, convincing him to spare them.
he's entering his villian arc
>>740629
lmao, someone put him outta his misery
Anonymous at Thu, 23 Mar 2023 14:59:41 UTC No. 740640
>>740635
makes sense, especially since he got killed by a weenie like Dorothy
Anonymous at Thu, 23 Mar 2023 21:31:38 UTC No. 740684
>>740626
Why does Fitz keep getting kissed by girls? He seems to attract women very easily
Anonymous at Thu, 23 Mar 2023 22:41:54 UTC No. 740689
>>740684
Women like the strong and silent type plus he’s a good listener
Anonymous at Thu, 23 Mar 2023 23:01:23 UTC No. 740691
>>740285
I would kill for a Nightmare Guy, Maizeby/Mazie or Squirrel Boy plush.
A Patricia, Atticus, Kiddy or Asimov statue figure would be pretty cool
Slappy or Bobland funko pop
Anonymous at Thu, 23 Mar 2023 23:34:15 UTC No. 740695
>>740626
Day 4
>Fitzroy stares into Bennett's eyes for an uncomfortably long time.
>Mineral, Georgina, and Melville start making a small garden together.
>Asimov chases Addison.
>Ashley dies of dysentery.
>Chaz kills Sydney while she is resting.
>Rosalind sprains her ankle while running away from Sabrina.
>Dorothy notices Curtis and Rayne quietly talking amongst themselves and becomes paranoid.
>Beansy manages to bribe Robert into a temporary truce.
Anonymous at Fri, 24 Mar 2023 00:04:19 UTC No. 740699
>>740695
OH NO!
CHAZ HAS GONE FULL INCEL!
Anonymous at Fri, 24 Mar 2023 00:44:44 UTC No. 740701
>>740699
he'll complete his incel arc by winning the game and then having all the females compete the next one
Anonymous at Fri, 24 Mar 2023 10:02:20 UTC No. 740730
>>740696
Night 4
>Georgina splashes a vial of acid onto >Bennett's face, but doesn't manage to kill him.
>Curtis tries beating Rosalind to death with a wiffle bat, but doesn't really get anywhere with it.
>Dorothy tries to sing herself to sleep.
>Sabrina manages to bribe Beansy into a temporary truce.
>Melville, Mineral, Rayne and Robert all decide to form a polycule together.
>Addison sets off an explosive that catches >Fitzroy, who barely manages to survive.
>Chaz is awoken by nightmares.
>Asimov receives an explosive from an unknown sponsor.
Anonymous at Fri, 24 Mar 2023 10:04:19 UTC No. 740731
>>740730
The Feast
The cornucopia is replenished with food, supplies, weapons, and memoirs from the tributes' families.
>Rosalind kills Mineral with her own weapon.
>Melville decides not to go to The Feast.
>Curtis sets an explosive off, killing Robert.
>Bennett decides not to go to The Feast.
>Addison decides not to go to The Feast.
>Georgina decides not to go to The Feast.
>Asimov catches Rayne off guard and kills her.
>Fitzroy decides not to go to The Feast.
>Beansy accidently steps on a landmine.
>Sabrina dies from an infection.
>Dorothy decides not to go to The Feast.
>Chaz sobs while gripping a photo of his friends and family.
Anonymous at Fri, 24 Mar 2023 10:19:12 UTC No. 740733
Just a heads up I'm heading out of town for the weekend and won't have access to my PC so hunger games updates will be on hiatus for a day or two.
Anonymous at Sat, 25 Mar 2023 08:09:12 UTC No. 740812
>>740164
what does hansel have that melville doesn't?
Anonymous at Sat, 25 Mar 2023 12:28:48 UTC No. 740817
>>740812
A personality that isn't shit?
Wit?
The ability to go more than fifteen minutes without being a self-aggrandizing little shit
Anonymous at Sat, 25 Mar 2023 15:09:47 UTC No. 740820
>>740817
Melville needs more jokes about his dick and him being a whore or prostitute. The porn industry refuses him not because he's a kid, but because his dick is real and all porn is fake, they only use fake dicks made of rubber.
Anonymous at Sat, 25 Mar 2023 23:03:14 UTC No. 740867
>>740730
>>Melville, Mineral, Rayne and Robert all decide to form a polycule together.
Robert is the strong and capable dad
Mineral is doting stay at home mom
Rayne is the bratty and moody child
Melvile is the creepy uncle who hits on Mineral, thinking he has a shot
Anonymous at Sun, 26 Mar 2023 00:11:23 UTC No. 740875
>>740731
>>Chaz is awoken by nightmares.
>Chaz sobs while gripping a photo of his friends and family.
ohh Chaz...who can forget your best moments with your family and friends..
>Jerry: "Don't be such a pussy dude."
>Mandy: "Are you gonna eat that?"
>Mom: "OMG sweetie, I won a free Iphone for free online!"
>Dad: "Son, you if you don't clean those gutters you're grounded."
Good times
Anonymous at Sun, 26 Mar 2023 03:00:22 UTC No. 740880
>>740812
Homeless charm
Anonymous at Sun, 26 Mar 2023 10:27:07 UTC No. 740911
>>740731
Day 5
>Chaz kills Asimov as he tries to run.
>Melville accidently steps on a landmine.
>Bennett stalks Curtis.
>Georgina is blackmailed by Rosalind into a temporary truce.
>Addison calls Fitzroy racial slurs from a safe distance.
>Dorothy searches for firewood.
Anonymous at Sun, 26 Mar 2023 11:01:46 UTC No. 740919
>>740911
I'm rooting for either Dorothy or Fitz
Anonymous at Sun, 26 Mar 2023 13:46:19 UTC No. 740924
>>740911
>>Chaz kills Asimov as he tries to run.
A-2: "This bitch needs to die."
Anonymous at Sun, 26 Mar 2023 22:57:18 UTC No. 740965
>>740964
Day 6
>Rosalind severely injures Chaz, but puts him out of his misery.
>Bennett goes hunting.
>Fitzroy scares Addison off.
>Georgina and Dorothy take a moment to each share a personal secret with the other to establish trust before moving forward.
Anonymous at Sun, 26 Mar 2023 23:07:38 UTC No. 740967
>>740965
>>Rosalind severely injures Chaz, but puts him out of his misery.
damn, I was hoping he'd channel his inner coomer and blitz everyone to victory. Guess I'm rooting for Dorothy now.
Anonymous at Sun, 26 Mar 2023 23:17:27 UTC No. 740968
>>740967
Rosalind here, I'm not a ginger-loving fag. I swear to God if Addison wins again... fucking birb lover.
>>740966
>Man I really shouldn't stick my dick in there, BUT
Anonymous at Sun, 26 Mar 2023 23:22:30 UTC No. 740970
>>740965
>>Georgina and Dorothy take a moment to each share a personal secret with the other to establish trust before moving forward.
Georgina reveals her darkest secret:
she always thought Dorothy and her were best friends.
Anonymous at Sun, 26 Mar 2023 23:44:19 UTC No. 740972
>>740966
>Ester after giving Nightmare Guy a blowjob
Anonymous at Mon, 27 Mar 2023 01:17:34 UTC No. 740980
>>740979
slut for demon cock
Anonymous at Mon, 27 Mar 2023 10:06:48 UTC No. 741005
>>741004
Night 6
>Rosalind runs into Dorothy while she is taking a dump in the woods.
>Fitzroy falls into a pit and dies.
>Bennett begs for Georgina to kill him. She refuses, keeping Bennett alive.
>Addison accidently steps on a landmine.
Anonymous at Mon, 27 Mar 2023 10:08:52 UTC No. 741006
>>741005
And now we are down to our final four. One of these characters will secure victory and be crowned the newest Blood Queen. Place your bets now, and I'll post the final results when I wake up tomorrow in my timezone, so give or take 11-14 hours from now.
Anonymous at Mon, 27 Mar 2023 11:14:50 UTC No. 741008
>>741006
Dorothy has my vote as it would be fun to imagine her the mastermind next game
I hate Bennet and I'm afraid that the next game would become a fuckfest if he wins
Same with Georgina, but even more foreplay and able-bodied fetishism
Rosalind is my second choice, but the thought of her trapping all the boys in one secluded area for he pleasure fills me with dread
Anonymous at Mon, 27 Mar 2023 11:33:00 UTC No. 741009
>>741006
A2 is just gonna slit the throat of whoever wins
Anonymous at Mon, 27 Mar 2023 12:15:47 UTC No. 741014
>>741008
>hating Bennett
blasphmey
Anonymous at Mon, 27 Mar 2023 15:09:00 UTC No. 741021
>>740971
if Addison wins again im calling bullshit
they keep telling us jews dont really run the world, but then they pull shit like this!
Anonymous at Mon, 27 Mar 2023 15:10:02 UTC No. 741022
>>740979
is
is that adult Ester? i love it
Anonymous at Mon, 27 Mar 2023 15:13:24 UTC No. 741023
>>741008
alright, if any of these ends up winning, the next games have to have a theme...
Rosalind- only boys and men get to play for her amusement.
Dorothy- nobody dies, every violent scenerio gets replaced with something cute like "X pets a bunny" or "Y makes some soup and shares it", and every "death" scenerio gets replaced with some kinda harmless removal from the game, like "X gives up and goes home"
Georgina- absolute ego trip, contestants constantly get emotionally and psychologically toyed with and she demands they give her praise and attention in exchange for favors.
Bennett- he gets to wear a cute dress while he watches the shitshow. (:
Anonymous at Mon, 27 Mar 2023 16:06:27 UTC No. 741026
>>741023
He's the cheerleader for the battle
Anonymous at Mon, 27 Mar 2023 22:19:05 UTC No. 741041
>>741006
Day 7 - The Final battle. Asimov-2 has continued to raise the water level, full of dangerous beavers. The last four tributes have to climb a large tree at the top of the hill to survive. The final showdown happens here.
>Dorothy attempts to climb a tree, but falls on Rosalind, killing them both.
>Georgina stabs Bennett with a tree branch.
Anonymous at Mon, 27 Mar 2023 22:21:51 UTC No. 741042
>>741041
And here we have our winner, Georgina wins and is crowned the new Blood Queen. Sorry people who were rooting for a different character which was everyone.
>I always knew I'd be a princess one day, but a queen is good too!
Hope you all enjoyed this game, even with all the deaths early on.
Anonymous at Mon, 27 Mar 2023 22:31:38 UTC No. 741044
>>741042
she deserves it
Anonymous at Mon, 27 Mar 2023 22:32:49 UTC No. 741045
>>741042
beautiful!
i might draw some stuff for this occasion, any ideas?
Anonymous at Mon, 27 Mar 2023 22:55:53 UTC No. 741047
>>741045
How about Georgina feeling pretty as she gets to show off her beautiful fancy blood queen dress in front of all her new subjects/classmates
Anonymous at Mon, 27 Mar 2023 23:16:58 UTC No. 741049
Anonymous at Tue, 28 Mar 2023 00:00:06 UTC No. 741051
>>741041
Poor Dorothy's little heart gave out right at the end
>>741050
Haha, I can't imagine a more fitting end to the robot uprising
Sucks that we're now under the boot of her...
Max at Tue, 28 Mar 2023 00:52:37 UTC No. 741055
>>741042
>A blondie won
>Georgina won
Eh better than nothing.
Anonymous at Tue, 28 Mar 2023 01:00:05 UTC No. 741056
>>741055
ah Maxxie, missed yah!
staying away from the alcohol I hope?
Anonymous at Tue, 28 Mar 2023 10:59:17 UTC No. 741085
>>741082
lookin good
I'd shake his hand
Anonymous at Tue, 28 Mar 2023 13:00:23 UTC No. 741087
>>741042
>>741050
My wife who is in need of SERIOUS correction.
Anonymous at Tue, 28 Mar 2023 13:58:23 UTC No. 741093
>>741092
>Playing coy
Yes!
Your art is always a treat, Anon.
Anonymous at Tue, 28 Mar 2023 14:04:33 UTC No. 741094
>>741092
Does Georgina have a gag reflex?
🗑️ Anonymous at Tue, 28 Mar 2023 14:06:32 UTC No. 741095
>>741094
She doesn't need one with me.
Anonymous at Tue, 28 Mar 2023 14:07:45 UTC No. 741096
>>741094
She can keep it with me.
Anonymous at Tue, 28 Mar 2023 17:40:07 UTC No. 741106
>>741096
haha tiny peen
Anonymous at Tue, 28 Mar 2023 19:22:46 UTC No. 741112
>>741085
You play a risky game shaking the hand of a eldritch clown taking form of a human, luckily everything goes well even if the clowns touch seems to be a bit cold.
Anonymous at Tue, 28 Mar 2023 20:04:03 UTC No. 741114
>>741106
Yeah, so?
Max at Tue, 28 Mar 2023 20:33:12 UTC No. 741115
>>741092
Alright did this is the one chance you'll get at this. I almost offered this to Addison too when she won the hunger games, almost.
Come over here and claim your reward, George Jetson.
>What is Max going to offer Georgie, anons?
Anonymous at Tue, 28 Mar 2023 21:01:22 UTC No. 741117
>>741115
Sulfuric acid
Anonymous at Wed, 29 Mar 2023 02:50:55 UTC No. 741137
North Park S4 E14
"Real Boy"
The episode revolves around Nightmare Guy wanting to go to school but slappy like the racist he is tells NG only real boys can go school, NG proceeds to try and learn more about what he is in order to find a way to become a real boy, eventually he learns through some way that as a eldritch clown he can be more than just black goo but also be flesh and bone which he then enacts upon this and morphs into a human. Donning the name Nathan Honker he goes to school for the first time which clown hijinks ensue.
Anonymous at Wed, 29 Mar 2023 05:53:59 UTC No. 741145
>>741137
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=33I
Anonymous at Wed, 29 Mar 2023 06:05:34 UTC No. 741146
>>741145
The question now is who is the kid that will teach NG how to live like a real boy?
Anonymous at Wed, 29 Mar 2023 11:44:19 UTC No. 741153
>>741137
A trans episode, how inclusive and diverse!
Anonymous at Wed, 29 Mar 2023 12:44:12 UTC No. 741156
>>741137
bad
Anonymous at Wed, 29 Mar 2023 13:04:26 UTC No. 741158
>>741137
Oof this is bad.
Anonymous at Wed, 29 Mar 2023 13:07:42 UTC No. 741159
North Park S4 E20
"Reap What You Sow"
Maizeby and Weedo go into the farming business and begin to cross-breed their crops creating the ever popular "Creed" that becomes a bedtime hit in North Park!
Weedo gets swept up with the celebrity and all Maizeby wants to do is farm crops and eat children!
B-Plot Maizy tries to rent "Mad Mission 2" from North Park Video Rental
Anonymous at Wed, 29 Mar 2023 13:13:46 UTC No. 741160
>>741159
And their farm is called TegCreedy Farm
Anonymous at Wed, 29 Mar 2023 14:49:09 UTC No. 741166
>>741137
Veto'd
Nightmare Guy will never be a real boy.
Also, even if he did become one he'd be mute because he's part mime
Anonymous at Wed, 29 Mar 2023 21:22:16 UTC No. 741180
>>741160
Nah, they're called Worn farms.
Anonymous at Wed, 29 Mar 2023 21:42:41 UTC No. 741183
>>741182
No, racist clown hands are typing this post right now.
MIME.
Anonymous at Wed, 29 Mar 2023 22:44:05 UTC No. 741188
>>741183
How dare you think I would be a mime, Or even be french at all! I know this is you slappy, nightmare guy can and will be a real boy!
Anonymous at Wed, 29 Mar 2023 22:51:53 UTC No. 741189
North Park S4 E7
"The Shaw-Shef Rick-demption"
After being utterly humiliated by Rick's bad food review, Shef vows to make the perfect dish fitting for him. Little does he know, a Donnelly isn't easily pleased.
Anonymous at Wed, 29 Mar 2023 22:58:50 UTC No. 741191
>>741188
Nightmare Guy is a part of the family, I have come to accept him.
However you ever think that the town isn't ready for him? Is the town ready for such a big monstrous hulk of shadow? You people would be terrified but I will slowly incorporate him into the town, and make everyone here in North Park get used to him.
Anonymous at Wed, 29 Mar 2023 23:02:13 UTC No. 741193
North Park S1 E3
"Boys Rule Girls Drool"
The boys and girls have a spitting contest, Beansy is disqualified for being a drooling retard putting the girls at an extreme handicap.
B-Plot Dr. Toades tries to patent a special type of maple syrup that is thicker than a bowl of oatmeal and never ensoggens pancakes.
Anonymous at Wed, 29 Mar 2023 23:41:32 UTC No. 741197
>>741191
While I'm glad about ng being slowly integrated and accepted my main gripe is him not being allowed to become a real boy
Anonymous at Wed, 29 Mar 2023 23:55:02 UTC No. 741199
North Park S3 E1
"Heart Pounder"
Chuck has fallen for Janice and he plans to woo her, much to his son's disgust. Now, if only she could grow a few pounds.
B-Plot: Zachary sells Jerry his pubes for 20 dollars
Anonymous at Thu, 30 Mar 2023 00:16:28 UTC No. 741200
>>741193
I support Dr toades syrup experiments
Anonymous at Thu, 30 Mar 2023 00:50:18 UTC No. 741202
>>741199
North Park S2 E1
"Welcome Back, Drew"
Drew is unsupervised and gets a hit on the head playing with Asimov and Nightmare Guy, due to Welcome Back, Kotter being on the TV when she goes out she believes she's Gabe Kotter and her class are the Sweathogs
B-Plot is Shef trying to buy healthy ingredients that are a bit cheaper, but they turn out to be Canadian Ceramic Fruit, and Charles is blamed.
Anonymous at Thu, 30 Mar 2023 02:34:36 UTC No. 741219
Which kids in North Park are into Warhammer 40k?
Anonymous at Thu, 30 Mar 2023 02:58:10 UTC No. 741222
>>741219
Melville is the only one with enough money to keep up with the hobby.
Cringe Kid mostly plays Cyberpunk games that he got from his dad.
Anonymous at Thu, 30 Mar 2023 05:06:12 UTC No. 741228
>>741227
That pic isn't that bad
Anonymous at Thu, 30 Mar 2023 08:08:07 UTC No. 741240
>>741227
Sounds like hell
Anonymous at Thu, 30 Mar 2023 08:09:31 UTC No. 741241
>>741219
Drew and NG would definitely play harlequins
Anonymous at Thu, 30 Mar 2023 13:35:32 UTC No. 741247
>>741199
Zach pubes...
Anonymous at Thu, 30 Mar 2023 13:41:01 UTC No. 741248
North Park S1 E7
"Melville goes to Hell"
Melville dies in a terrible pizza accident and goes to hell, where he befriends a man named Stan, the two hit it off, and enjoy the scenery.
B-Plot Mandy has caused this accident and has to Weekend At Bernie's Melville until Officer Gency finds out.
Anonymous at Thu, 30 Mar 2023 13:59:09 UTC No. 741249
>>741247
Do you think they are white his his head hair?
Anonymous at Thu, 30 Mar 2023 14:05:41 UTC No. 741250
>>741247
stop thirsting
please
Anonymous at Thu, 30 Mar 2023 14:45:34 UTC No. 741252
North Park: Sex edition
Anonymous at Thu, 30 Mar 2023 14:48:48 UTC No. 741253
>>741252
S6 E9
"North Park Memorial Orgy"
The North Park Memorial Orgy is held and everyone sluts it up, there's even a kissing booth style glory hole and lots of fun! But the orgy gets out of hand and summons an eldritch God!
B-Plot Officer Gency gets stuck in traffic.
Anonymous at Thu, 30 Mar 2023 14:49:06 UTC No. 741254
>>741252
not much is different
Anonymous at Thu, 30 Mar 2023 14:59:02 UTC No. 741257
>>741253
Now THIS is an episode that needs art made for it if ever I’ve seen one
Anonymous at Thu, 30 Mar 2023 15:12:56 UTC No. 741260
>>741248
>not "Hellville"
Anonymous at Thu, 30 Mar 2023 15:14:23 UTC No. 741261
>>741260
I will stop creating episodes, I sincerely apologize for this.
Anonymous at Thu, 30 Mar 2023 15:17:23 UTC No. 741262
>>741261
It's your fault season 8 was so shit
Anonymous at Thu, 30 Mar 2023 15:23:37 UTC No. 741263
>>741262
Season 8 had the most bizarre experimental episodes to date
S8 E6
"Hellevator"
Song, Asimov and Chaz get stuck in an elevator that takes them to Hell, Montana.
B-Plot Drew makes a cooking show.
S8 E4
"Dynamite and A Laser Beam"
Georgina gets abducted by hunky aliens and becomes their self-claimed queen.
B-Plot Rulf builds a special cripple machine
S8 E1
"Well, I guess we didn't get cancelled, yet."
When Chaz's Public Access Show 'Milf Mania' still hasn't been cancelled he tries get it off the air by stupid means
B-Plot Stan The Weed Man moves into town.
Anonymous at Thu, 30 Mar 2023 15:36:24 UTC No. 741264
>where he befriends a man named Stan
>Stan The Weed Man moves into town
Who is this asshole?
Anonymous at Thu, 30 Mar 2023 17:58:56 UTC No. 741274
>>741263
episode 6 was fucking kino what do you mean?
yeah the rest were shit tho
Anonymous at Thu, 30 Mar 2023 19:22:51 UTC No. 741283
>>741281
>The anime episode is a flashback where Miss Chariot looks back on her teenage years through an animu lens because she was a huge fucking weeb as a teen
Anonymous at Thu, 30 Mar 2023 19:38:29 UTC No. 741286
>>741264
>He befriends a man named Stan
This was supposed to be a joke of Satan going deep undercover as just some dude.
>Stan The Weed Man
You'll just have to wait and see.
Anonymous at Thu, 30 Mar 2023 20:29:15 UTC No. 741288
S4 E12
"Hall Cryptid"
The 3rd graders make up a rumor that a horrible creature stalks the school halls at night... The rumor gets so out of hand and some of the 3rd graders actually have to make the cryptid real.
It's a Halloween episode and Leslie's first speaking role.
B-Plot Cripple Fucker wants to fuck the cryptid because the 3rd graders said the cryptid's legs are broken.
Anonymous at Thu, 30 Mar 2023 20:39:07 UTC No. 741290
>>741289
sex or lack thereof
Anonymous at Thu, 30 Mar 2023 20:39:50 UTC No. 741291
Mute's previous voice actor died before he could finish recording his lines. Tony, you will be missed
Anonymous at Thu, 30 Mar 2023 20:41:16 UTC No. 741292
>>741291
>Tony
My name's Ralphie "Sweet and Sour" Bongorelli.
Anonymous at Thu, 30 Mar 2023 20:44:45 UTC No. 741294
>>741291
>tony soprano voices mute
i fucking knew you bastards were mob
Anonymous at Thu, 30 Mar 2023 21:39:51 UTC No. 741299
>>741290
stop that...
but now im curious
which kids are "sex" and which ones are "lack thereof"
Anonymous at Fri, 31 Mar 2023 09:38:54 UTC No. 741338
Ada can be fun to do little animations like this for.
Might feel like drawing later, so I'll see if I get around to taking any requests or suggestions anyone has, Ada related or otherwise.
Anonymous at Fri, 31 Mar 2023 11:46:07 UTC No. 741345
>>741338
Amber and Goodfellow interaction!
Anonymous at Fri, 31 Mar 2023 12:08:27 UTC No. 741347
>>741299
>Sex
Chaz
Mineral
Mandy
Cringe Kid
Crippler
Cripplefucker
Georgina
Sabrina
Asimov
>Lack of
Chaz
Maizy
Ada
Lisa (but they forget her so it's not a punishment)
Drew
Addison
Dull
Charles
Anonymous at Fri, 31 Mar 2023 12:31:39 UTC No. 741349
>>741347
>Crip's parents punish their son with sex
we dont even know these people and yet the more we hear about his life the more evident it is that theyre probably responsible for fuckin him up
Anonymous at Fri, 31 Mar 2023 12:32:50 UTC No. 741350
>>741349
They're able-bodied that's why it's a punishment.
Anonymous at Fri, 31 Mar 2023 13:07:44 UTC No. 741353
>>741289
The most Janice does is ground her son or take his toys away.
Bobland grips Cindy by the neck and shakes her around until she passes out, Amber spanks her and doesn't provide food.
Shef doesn't have a mean bone in his body, but Missy usually just spanks or grounds Mandy.
Hui-Feng claws and scratches at Dakki very rarely, but it has happened a few times.
Zach can do wrong, so Chuck never punishes him.
Slappy either locks Drew in the basement with the Ink demon or subjects her to gag torture if she's really been bad.
Nolan restricts access to the internet for a week while River prepares her probing appendage, Nancy is the victim most of the time.
Mineral is forced to work minimum wage, all profits go directly into Rick's pocket. Jane uses a wooden paddle.
Kiddy's belt is harder than it looks, Curtis can attest to that.
Jeremy declines Squirrel Boy's credit card.
Chariot verbally lashes out at Atticus, but if that doesn't work she handcuffs him to her wheelchair.
Chaplyn grounds Chaz for long periods of time. If Patricia is seen anywhere close to him during that time, she gets grounded too.
Tim can barely keep track of who's who, so he let's his kids decide the punishments themselves. Trisha is often the victim due to youngest sibling bias.
Darwin is surprisingly chill in his discipline, calling Sid an idiot and various names and leaving it there. Lizzy is a bit harder, taking everything she can carry out of his room and leaving him to his own devices. They're still figuring out a proper way to punish Sydney.
Natasha punishes Maxim in Dizzy's place instead, hoping his tard brain will learn the lesson.
Martin doesn't punish Posie ever. Heather restricts Posie's contact with anyone outside her constant view. She must also confess her all her sins before she's let go.
Yashu and Li duel and whoever comes out on top depends. If Yashu wins, he only gets a grounding. If Li wins, Honoka beats Yashi up and also grounds him.
Anonymous at Fri, 31 Mar 2023 13:08:53 UTC No. 741354
>>741353
I'm calling social services.
Anonymous at Fri, 31 Mar 2023 13:22:49 UTC No. 741356
>>741353
Maria installed firewalls in Asimov's system to prevent him from accessing any of his abilities or information if he ends up getting into trouble. She also makes him wifi coverage accessible, so he's limited in the places he can go.
Galatea doesn't a mean pipe In her body, so she leaves all the grounding to Alita.
Dr. Toades, on a good day, would simply lock his creations in cages and put them in his closet. On a bad day, he takes any misbehavers and conducts very cold and cruel tests until they either pass out from exhaustion or succumb to their inevitable fates.
Bobby can't really remember anytime he's punished Jr, but he promises to take all his toys and games away if it comes down to it.
Being Melville is punishment enough, unfortunately, that inheritance money makes it hard for Jeeves to want to do anything. If he can get away with it, Jeeves can slip some nighttime cold medicine into Melville's dinner and save himself a few hours of free time.
Oh Myrtle...poor Myrtle...someone help this poor woman. Ernest tries his best, but can only really get Lunus to quit while he's ahead. At best, they just lock Lydia outside the house.
Anonymous at Fri, 31 Mar 2023 13:28:33 UTC No. 741357
>>741338
Chariot reacting to Cringe Kid calling her mom
Anonymous at Fri, 31 Mar 2023 13:33:34 UTC No. 741358
>Canada Dies Plot
>Somehow Canada as a country dying causes Canadians to just disappear from existence.
>Something to do with No Maple Syrup.
Anonymous at Fri, 31 Mar 2023 13:34:11 UTC No. 741359
>>741338
Myrtle and Maria hanging out, how lewd you want that to be optional
Anonymous at Fri, 31 Mar 2023 13:35:18 UTC No. 741360
>>741358
Now I NEED a "No bitches?" Picture of Charles and it says "No Syrup?"
Anonymous at Fri, 31 Mar 2023 13:37:34 UTC No. 741361
>>741338
Some older designs for a few of the characters that don't have them would be lovely, as would more robot versions of the North Park kids
Anonymous at Fri, 31 Mar 2023 13:41:33 UTC No. 741362
>>741338
Nightmare Guy stuffing Maizeby into the mouth in his chest.
alternatively, Maria hitting on Father Goodfellow and the man dropping his spaghetti in response
Anonymous at Fri, 31 Mar 2023 13:43:57 UTC No. 741363
>>741350
you clearly underestimate his degree of degeneracy
Anonymous at Fri, 31 Mar 2023 18:32:24 UTC No. 741381
Does anyone have that T&A Tier list?
Anonymous at Sat, 1 Apr 2023 01:35:14 UTC No. 741415
What do you guys think if we gave Karen Max a try? for a very little while?
Anonymous at Sat, 1 Apr 2023 01:59:01 UTC No. 741416
>>741415
Karen is in South Park with her big brother
Anonymous at Sat, 1 Apr 2023 05:38:36 UTC No. 741432
god hansel is so hot
Anonymous at Sat, 1 Apr 2023 06:42:28 UTC No. 741433
>>741432
bet you'd stop thinking that if he wasn't homeless. stop fetishizing the homeless you sick freak, they're a humble and noble race of ratmen. They are not for lewding.
Gretel at Sat, 1 Apr 2023 08:17:18 UTC No. 741436
>>741433
We're a proud and noble race meant for lewding. :^)
Touch the rat
Do it now.
I won't rat you out.
Anonymous at Sat, 1 Apr 2023 13:15:20 UTC No. 741450
Huge sketch coming, guys.
I worked on it for the past 2 months, it's a biggn'.
Anonymous at Sat, 1 Apr 2023 13:18:45 UTC No. 741451
>>741450
>April 1st
yeah right
Anonymous at Sat, 1 Apr 2023 13:20:17 UTC No. 741452
>>741451
No no, it totally is, guys, I swear.
Anonymous at Sat, 1 Apr 2023 13:23:44 UTC No. 741453
>>741450
>>741452
What's the ETA, should I stay up several hours more to catch it before I go to sleep tonight?
Anonymous at Sat, 1 Apr 2023 13:24:44 UTC No. 741454
>>741453
Just go to sleep, sleep is more important.
Anonymous at Sat, 1 Apr 2023 13:36:52 UTC No. 741455
Asimov is dead 5evar!
no es fak
Anonymous at Sat, 1 Apr 2023 13:48:22 UTC No. 741456
Guys, I've been thinking about this for some time now while I was away, and I think i wanna withdraw my characters.
I no longer wanna associate with south park or 4chan, I've come to the realization that these communities are incredibly toxic and childish, as an adult i shouldn't be engaging with them. I'm sorry I have to do this, considering I've contributed a pretty significant percentage of the cast, but I just don't feel comfortable associating my art with this project anymore. If you can, please remove my characters from any images they're in, delete their pages on the wiki, as well as all the art I've made about them. I worry what my new friends might think of me if they ever find out I used to make some of the crude, offensive, sexualizing, and at times downright bigoted jokes I've made in these threads. I-
...Listen to me... Listen to me...
Listen to me... Shut that goddamn thing off! I don't care what you do. You get all that stuff off of there.
I'm working on it!
Go work on it!
I'm working on it!
Do you realize...? Do you realize something? Let me tell you,If the interne police... sees those images... that you put on the damn Internet... they could condemn our thread, and we would have to move to /trash/...?
I'm working on it! I'm making a thread telling everybody to get those images off the internet-
No, YOU get them off!
I'm working on it!
Go do it!
So yeah, please, get everything off the Internet...
Now, NOW, NOW, NOW, NOW, NOOOOW!
Anonymous at Sat, 1 Apr 2023 13:58:02 UTC No. 741458
>>741457
The rest of the thread will be talking about stocks in Northcoin and NFTs.
Anonymous at Sat, 1 Apr 2023 14:26:42 UTC No. 741462
>>741433
I don't care
I want Hansel to cry under me because his precious virginity is being stolen
alternatively I want Demon Hansel to take advantage of me either is hot
Anonymous at Sat, 1 Apr 2023 14:27:38 UTC No. 741463
>>741462
Bro.
Anonymous at Sat, 1 Apr 2023 14:27:48 UTC No. 741464
Neil day, how do you think he'd prank people on this fine holiday?
Anonymous at Sat, 1 Apr 2023 14:28:39 UTC No. 741465
i want beansy to stim at my penus
Anonymous at Sat, 1 Apr 2023 14:53:27 UTC No. 741469
>>741465
what did he mean by this?
Anonymous at Sat, 1 Apr 2023 14:56:58 UTC No. 741470
>>741456
No
Anonymous at Sat, 1 Apr 2023 14:58:00 UTC No. 741473
>>741467
something Devious.
Also Blenny dies as a result of the prank, this is canon
Anonymous at Sat, 1 Apr 2023 15:01:45 UTC No. 741475
Is there no April 1'st change this year?
Anonymous at Sat, 1 Apr 2023 16:23:40 UTC No. 741484
>>741476
that is insanely fucking lame.
what the fuck
Anonymous at Sat, 1 Apr 2023 20:19:42 UTC No. 741498
>>741476
We need more art of the Asimoms
Anonymous at Sat, 1 Apr 2023 20:49:51 UTC No. 741499
>>741484
Here's a cool prank you can do with fr--*RAPES U*
Anonymous at Sat, 1 Apr 2023 22:44:27 UTC No. 741506
>>741503
Fucking gross.
Nobody wants to see a clown's weird frostbitten penis
Anonymous at Sat, 1 Apr 2023 22:45:52 UTC No. 741507
>>741506
:(
Anonymous at Sat, 1 Apr 2023 23:14:18 UTC No. 741508
>>741467
Why is Hansel at the front like he's the leader or something
Anonymous at Sat, 1 Apr 2023 23:50:23 UTC No. 741512
>>741508
they're backing away from Neil cause he's at his most obnoxiously powerful today.
who do YOU think should be the leader? Certainly not Jerry haahaha
Anonymous at Sun, 2 Apr 2023 00:05:32 UTC No. 741515
In other news a certain braided hair boy has been assaulted by 4 blonde girls in black uniforms. They left a very clear message that the cutie was asking for it when he was wearing that trench coat and braided hair to play with and they also collared him. They clearly stated that Crip should dress more like Robert if he doesn't want to get assaulted and turned into their bitch.
Anonymous at Sun, 2 Apr 2023 02:49:06 UTC No. 741532
>>741503
ew
Anonymous at Sun, 2 Apr 2023 10:06:02 UTC No. 741566
>>741503
Drew looks at this everyday
Anonymous at Sun, 2 Apr 2023 10:36:37 UTC No. 741568
>>741566
accidentally or of her own volition?
Anonymous at Sun, 2 Apr 2023 10:56:08 UTC No. 741569
>>741568
yes, she told me it smells like cotton candy and hot dogs
Anonymous at Sun, 2 Apr 2023 11:12:03 UTC No. 741570
>>741569
Why would she be smelling it?
Anonymous at Sun, 2 Apr 2023 11:44:24 UTC No. 741571
>>741570
i'm not at liberty to answer
Anonymous at Sun, 2 Apr 2023 11:56:26 UTC No. 741573
>>741566
No wonder she's part gay
Anonymous at Sun, 2 Apr 2023 11:59:53 UTC No. 741574
>>741573
but she's also part straight too, lettuce not forget.
Anonymous at Sun, 2 Apr 2023 12:26:40 UTC No. 741577
>>741574
Yeah, but that's thanks to Asimov's Giant Robo-dong.
Anonymous at Sun, 2 Apr 2023 12:29:34 UTC No. 741578
>>741577
>a drill that doesn't even resemble a phallus
>turning Gay Drew Faggot Carey straight
>implying it wasn't the cotton candy musk of clown balls
if anything Asimov's "giant robo-dong" got her into carpentry
Anonymous at Sun, 2 Apr 2023 12:56:09 UTC No. 741580
>>741577
>Asimov awakened both the Gay in her by crossdressing and the Straight in her by letting her discover that not all dicks were micro-peens like her uncle's
Asimov 2 stronk
Anonymous at Sun, 2 Apr 2023 12:58:52 UTC No. 741582
>>741578
>a drill that doesn't even resemble a phallus
Slappy, that was Asimov's Drill attachment, that comes out of his stomach.
I know that you have a hate-inch for everything robotic, but is that just because it's better than the angry inch you have?
Anonymous at Sun, 2 Apr 2023 13:04:05 UTC No. 741583
>>741582
>assuming i'm slappy
lol lmao even
>asimov has to tuck his pp into his stomach like sonichu
Anonymous at Sun, 2 Apr 2023 13:17:57 UTC No. 741590
>>741589
OH GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOD THIS IS GONNA BE SO FUCKING BORING WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
WHY ARE VACATION PICS SO BORING I DON'T WANNA SEE YOU NEXT TO THE WORLD'S LARGEST VIDEO I WANNA SEE YOU EATING IT AND ALMOST DYING JEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
Anonymous at Sun, 2 Apr 2023 13:22:12 UTC No. 741592
>>741589
>Neil accidentally shows the entire class pictures of his asshole
Anonymous at Sun, 2 Apr 2023 13:23:22 UTC No. 741593
>>741592
>Accidentally
Anonymous at Sun, 2 Apr 2023 13:28:31 UTC No. 741595
>>741594
This made me laugh too fucking hard, I needed this, thank you Anon.
Anonymous at Sun, 2 Apr 2023 13:39:40 UTC No. 741596
>>741594
Why does Neil have pictures of Slappy's dick?
Anonymous at Sun, 2 Apr 2023 13:41:04 UTC No. 741597
>>741596
He clearly took pics when Slappy was nude sunbathing.
Or catfishing.
Anonymous at Sun, 2 Apr 2023 13:46:27 UTC No. 741598
>"ARRESTED FOR INDECENT EXPOSURE!!? I wasn't even the one to show my penis to those kids!"
>"Shut it dickhole. You and your blue popsicle aren't going near the kids again!"
>"*sad uwus*"
Anonymous at Sun, 2 Apr 2023 13:49:20 UTC No. 741599
>>741598
That's fucked up, he thought he could get away with showing his dick to the whole class, what a sick bitch, if I WAS HIS CELLMATE, I'D SHANK HIM WITH BALLOON SWORDS.............................
Anonymous at Sun, 2 Apr 2023 13:56:58 UTC No. 741600
>>741594
How would each student react to seeing this
Anonymous at Sun, 2 Apr 2023 13:58:41 UTC No. 741601
>>741600
why are you literally asking me to fuel my fetish? why?
Anonymous at Sun, 2 Apr 2023 14:00:03 UTC No. 741602
>>741601
Dunno, we're on page 10 so you can have your fun
Anonymous at Sun, 2 Apr 2023 14:21:12 UTC No. 741603
>>741602
Georgina - Laughs and mocks its size, but secretly wants to see more
Crippler - Dismissive
Sid - Confused and frightened as his genitals do not match
Sydney - Intrigued
Hansel - Is confused at the cleanliness
Gretel - Wants to Bully it
Drew - embarrassed that other people saw it when its for her eyes only
Beansy - stims uncontrollably, and begins making lego dicks
Sabrina - wants to oppai it in a bullying manner
Neil - just laughs
Song - Very disgust
Charles - Confused why it's not blocky like his
Ada - inspects it and runs all sorts of tests and gathers information on the history of the penis and clowns and cross-references them
Lisa - saves it and then makes crude edits at home of her reacting to it in different ways
Anonymous at Sun, 2 Apr 2023 14:43:14 UTC No. 741604
>>741600
Mandy suddenly wants blueberry cotton candy
Chaz seethes that Hui Feng sees anything remotely attractive about this and looks down at his own crotch in envy
Jerry accuses Drew of having a blue vagina and that everyone should get away from her or she'll spread it to them next. Total Clown Death.
Anonymous at Sun, 2 Apr 2023 14:47:03 UTC No. 741605
>>741604
>Filename
KEK
orange waffle is more like it
Anonymous at Sun, 2 Apr 2023 14:54:41 UTC No. 741608
>>741606
It won't be with me here, I'm sorry I'm just that wacky.
Anonymous at Sun, 2 Apr 2023 14:59:02 UTC No. 741610
>>741606
>19th thread
wowie, I still can't get over how far we've gotten and how little we've accomplished
Anonymous at Sun, 2 Apr 2023 15:16:33 UTC No. 741611
>>741610
Real talk, I didn't care how this project went, I don't mean that negatively, I simply mean, even if it's just two people drawing their OCs and showing to the other or mild tiny pp collaborations of stuff a decade from now I'll still be happy for what this is/was/and will be.
Anonymous at Sun, 2 Apr 2023 15:30:13 UTC No. 741612
>>741611
fucking agreed. Being essentially the catalyst for all this has been the most fun I've had in months, love draw cringe shit that only I find funny.
I wish the /co/-mfy threads could be more like this, not to sound smug or anything
Anonymous at Sun, 2 Apr 2023 15:36:20 UTC No. 741613
>>741612
>love draw cringe shit that only I find funny.
Most based thing anyone's ever said on the internet, right there with you, brother/sister/uncle/brother.
predator_handshake.gif
Anonymous at Sun, 2 Apr 2023 15:43:55 UTC No. 741614
>>741613
>brother/sister/uncle/fucka
vampire_thumbsup.gif
Anonymous at Sun, 2 Apr 2023 16:05:46 UTC No. 741616
>>741604
>Jerry and Asimov end up throwing hands because Jerry is talking shit about Asimov's best friend
Anonymous at Sun, 2 Apr 2023 19:36:39 UTC No. 741635
Mandy vore
Anonymous at Sun, 2 Apr 2023 19:54:40 UTC No. 741641
>>741635
consider committing die
Anonymous at Sun, 2 Apr 2023 20:10:01 UTC No. 741642
>>741641
Asimov hat vore
Anonymous at Sun, 2 Apr 2023 20:32:15 UTC No. 741645
>>741642
I am no longer asking you to consider
Anonymous at Sun, 2 Apr 2023 20:39:46 UTC No. 741646
>>741645
Georgina crutch vore?
Anonymous at Sun, 2 Apr 2023 23:53:34 UTC No. 741663
>>741659
Okay guys I'mma voice act the whole movie.
Anonymous at Mon, 3 Apr 2023 01:21:26 UTC No. 741669
>>741612
Wait a minute how did Hansel get in
Anonymous at Mon, 3 Apr 2023 01:41:34 UTC No. 741671
>>741669
Lisa isn't there, so her seat is up for grabs
the real question is who's replacing Ramon?
Anonymous at Mon, 3 Apr 2023 10:46:39 UTC No. 741686
God Hates Candle Cove
Anonymous at Mon, 3 Apr 2023 11:01:56 UTC No. 741687
>>741686
For me, it's candlecove
Anonymous at Mon, 3 Apr 2023 11:04:32 UTC No. 741688
>>741687
For me it's get the hell out before I call the cops for making the North Park kids watch a screaming Skeleton with a little skin hat, and a little skin cape, and little skin accessories, and a little skin rope to tie up Janice.
And yes, OUR Janice, she was from Candle Cove.
Anonymous at Mon, 3 Apr 2023 22:07:30 UTC No. 741723
Maria's big brown tiddies
Anonymous at Mon, 3 Apr 2023 22:19:32 UTC No. 741724
>>741723
No.
Anonymous at Mon, 3 Apr 2023 23:17:18 UTC No. 741728
>>741724
Galatea's perky milky milkers?
Anonymous at Mon, 3 Apr 2023 23:17:50 UTC No. 741729
>>741728
How about, and hear me out on this.
Mandy's delicious brown nip nops.
Anonymous at Mon, 3 Apr 2023 23:27:24 UTC No. 741730
>>741729
Nah, TT's sweaty choco-nubs
Anonymous at Mon, 3 Apr 2023 23:28:01 UTC No. 741731
>>741730
Yes, yes I will slurp on her cocoa puffs.
Anonymous at Mon, 3 Apr 2023 23:40:04 UTC No. 741732
>Missy: "Man, my knees hurt from sucking so much dic-"
>Chariot: "Your knees hurt? you were sucking dicks huh!"
>Missy: "..."
>Chariot: "..."
>Chariot: "...god dammit."
Anonymous at Mon, 3 Apr 2023 23:57:49 UTC No. 741734
Max & Max Angels assaulting Officer Gency or Kiddy for being in possession of illegal horse material.
>You have the right to remain stupid
>H-how could this happen to me?!?!?
Anonymous at Mon, 3 Apr 2023 23:59:52 UTC No. 741735
>>741734
Illegal Horse™ material? Or Illegal horse material?
Anonymous at Tue, 4 Apr 2023 00:03:16 UTC No. 741736
>>741734
You're a menace Max and your little devil pose too!!
Anonymous at Tue, 4 Apr 2023 00:16:51 UTC No. 741738
>>741734
>They planted that onto me!!!! My favourite horse isn't even white, it's orange!!!
Anonymous at Tue, 4 Apr 2023 01:44:46 UTC No. 741741
>>741740
Sabrina really is Rarity..
Anonymous at Tue, 4 Apr 2023 01:59:57 UTC No. 741743
>>741741
What do you mean by that
Maximus at Tue, 4 Apr 2023 02:11:14 UTC No. 741744
>>741740
*royal trumpets theme*
My favourite boner poner is Celestia herself.
and equally Zipp Storm cause she's a combo of two drugs.
Anonymous at Tue, 4 Apr 2023 02:11:58 UTC No. 741745
>>741740
Li and Bobby should be in Applejack, since they're both such hard workers and Chariot should be in Twilight, while Yashu should be in Rainbow Dash while Cringe Kid should be in Fluttershy and lastly, Alita should be in Applejack.
Anonymous at Tue, 4 Apr 2023 13:22:23 UTC No. 741759
I know this sounds circlejerky as hell and I'm basically turning a life and death matter into a comedy, but can I have some comedy for almost kicking the bucket like a dumbass? I'm alive, bitches. I cheated death.
39.8 Celsius degree fever.
It was my fault too for trying new medicine which I think works through making you sweat and I like an idiot covered myself in a blanket and had a shirt that was skin tight. Go grab a different more powerful paracetamol, change into a skimpy summer shirt, sweat 4 times, I'm fine now.
I won't even reveal who I am, just pick any character or Anon and make him do something funny with death.
Anonymous at Tue, 4 Apr 2023 13:24:27 UTC No. 741760
>>741759
We know it's you, DrewAnon.
Anonymous at Tue, 4 Apr 2023 19:24:20 UTC No. 741773
how correct is this >>741391
boob ranking chart?
Anonymous at Tue, 4 Apr 2023 21:49:00 UTC No. 741779
>>741773
Somewhat, give it take a few
Anonymous at Wed, 5 Apr 2023 03:42:18 UTC No. 741800
I've been smoking so much clown make-up.
Anonymous at Wed, 5 Apr 2023 05:05:54 UTC No. 741804
>>741800
If clowns are genetically different why do they need makeup?
Anonymous at Wed, 5 Apr 2023 06:22:48 UTC No. 741808
>>741804
Why do regular people wear regular person makeup?
Anonymous at Wed, 5 Apr 2023 22:38:53 UTC No. 741874
Anonymous at Thu, 6 Apr 2023 01:30:22 UTC No. 741889
Alright, I hope everybody bought their learning tools, it's school time and I do NOT WANT YOU TO ASK ME QUESTIONS ABOUT MY MOM, CHAZ! You little shit, maybe YOUR MOM has got it going on.
And Melville, just go, I don't care where, just go.
Anonymous at Thu, 6 Apr 2023 03:00:46 UTC No. 741893
>>741822
>>741836
>>741842
>>741843
cool beans. Goths are still in fashion right? I swear, I've heard nothing about them in about a decade
also...
>no Blenny
Anonymous at Thu, 6 Apr 2023 03:12:36 UTC No. 741896
>>741893
Blenny's an actual demon, he's a level above the goth kids.
Anonymous at Thu, 6 Apr 2023 05:04:02 UTC No. 741899
>>741896
do others outside the goth kids and Max know he's a demon?
Anonymous at Thu, 6 Apr 2023 05:18:36 UTC No. 741901
>>741899
Probably not a lot of them, it's likely a similar situation to damien where most of the kids literally just don't care and rip on him like he was just another dorky goth kid. Because remember most of these kids are assholes in some way or another. They definitely don't know about his killing curse as that uses Kenny rules of being forgotten by most people.
Anonymous at Thu, 6 Apr 2023 23:33:57 UTC No. 741952
Anonymous at Fri, 7 Apr 2023 00:00:10 UTC No. 741954
>>741948
>Mute emoting
non-canon
Anonymous at Fri, 7 Apr 2023 00:04:51 UTC No. 741955
>>741954
mute just doesn't talk, she still emotes
Anonymous at Fri, 7 Apr 2023 00:09:09 UTC No. 741956
>>741955
>Mute not being the equivalent of a dead-fish
NON-CANON
Anonymous at Fri, 7 Apr 2023 00:13:32 UTC No. 741958
>>741956
She's canonically shown emotions in various drawings
Anonymous at Fri, 7 Apr 2023 00:15:26 UTC No. 741959
>>741958
prove it. You're spewing bullshit
Anonymous at Fri, 7 Apr 2023 04:35:04 UTC No. 741979
Now make Mute silently give birth to a litter of corns.
Anonymous at Fri, 7 Apr 2023 05:02:11 UTC No. 741982
Guys hear me out, I just got my best friend Todd Smith of THE Smiths to post here, he's a huge North Park fan his fave character is Blenny.
Anonymous at Fri, 7 Apr 2023 10:26:29 UTC No. 742004
>>741979
how about I break your legs and leave you in the hands of the cripple rapist?
>>741982
What were his thoughts on the Blenny Dies episode?
Anonymous at Fri, 7 Apr 2023 11:52:56 UTC No. 742007
>>742004
He hates it.
He thinks Blenny should never die.
Anonymous at Fri, 7 Apr 2023 22:07:15 UTC No. 742036
Anonymous at Fri, 7 Apr 2023 22:13:03 UTC No. 742037
>>742036
John Rippington of THE Rippingtons, is here as well, he likes Time Traveler, but strictly platonically.
Anonymous at Fri, 7 Apr 2023 22:32:53 UTC No. 742043
>>742042
why is it okay when she says it, but not slappy?
Anonymous at Fri, 7 Apr 2023 22:35:42 UTC No. 742044
>>742043
his people are privileged. They run the children's birthday-related entertainment industry while bears are victim to specism
Anonymous at Fri, 7 Apr 2023 22:38:58 UTC No. 742045
can we get to 600 posts?
Anonymous at Fri, 7 Apr 2023 22:39:16 UTC No. 742046
>>742043
Because she has Bear level intelligence unlike her father, she's literally too stupid to know what she's doing is wrong
Anonymous at Fri, 7 Apr 2023 22:45:01 UTC No. 742047
>>742046
>the combined intelligence of a white woman and a wild undomesticated animal
my god...
Anonymous at Fri, 7 Apr 2023 23:09:18 UTC No. 742061
>>742045
Maybe
Anonymous at Sat, 8 Apr 2023 11:09:48 UTC No. 742085
>>742068
i'd let her queef on me
Anonymous at Sat, 8 Apr 2023 11:17:26 UTC No. 742086
42 days, this might be the longest lasting thread we've had so far. The average length is usually around 25 days.
Anonymous at Sat, 8 Apr 2023 11:23:48 UTC No. 742087
>>742086
lettuce thank the lord