🧵 /npg/ Comfy North Park OC thread #19
Anonymous at Sat, 8 Apr 2023 21:37:26 UTC No. 742123
Welcome to the North Park OC thread, a place to draw, create and discuss original characters for North Park, a South Park spin off. Feel free to read through the wiki for more information on the characters so far. Otherwise, draw characters and have fun!
Here is a list off most of if not all the drawn characters so far. If you want a quick way to start drawing them, use a random number generator (www.calculator.net/random-number-g
Wiki link:
https://north-park-creations.fandom
Previous thread:
https://archived.moe/i/thread/73802
Anonymous at Sat, 8 Apr 2023 22:12:42 UTC No. 742126
>>742125
Who has the biggest TV outside of Melville?
Anonymous at Sat, 8 Apr 2023 22:59:13 UTC No. 742128
>>742123
Spanking Leslie until she cries!
Anonymous at Sat, 8 Apr 2023 23:01:07 UTC No. 742129
>>742128
Leslie is for friend, not spank!
Anonymous at Sun, 9 Apr 2023 02:25:40 UTC No. 742153
>>742131
She better not try that with Yashu, Honoka would kick her ass
Anonymous at Sun, 9 Apr 2023 06:53:14 UTC No. 742169
>>742126
I want to say Robert and Nancy for the lols, but maybe CK
Anonymous at Sun, 9 Apr 2023 07:16:04 UTC No. 742172
>>742169
Nah, Cringe Kid's dad is constantly paying off his dead mom's Debts so they probably aren't flush for cash, unless Melville gave one of his older TVs to CK
Max the teacher at Sun, 9 Apr 2023 08:54:05 UTC No. 742177
If I see "lose" written as "loose" I'll shove 50 canadian pine cones up your ass so you can understand the real definition of loose on your own live ass.
Anonymous at Sun, 9 Apr 2023 15:50:12 UTC No. 742465
>>742177
So you'll Loose control?
Max the teacher at Sun, 9 Apr 2023 18:51:10 UTC No. 742488
>>742465
What the hell does fr fr no cap mean you sick fucks? speak English! I don't expect you to write donut as doughtnut, but ...
yes I watched CIS Miami, no what do you mean I am a CIS man? no I never starred in CIS Miami. What the fuck is a cissy? speak English you filth Spanglish monkeys. I will not have goldmaker Phillipino Runescape l33t lingo in my class.
Anonymous at Sun, 9 Apr 2023 22:57:42 UTC No. 742517
>>742513
>>742516
Ah, Easter. Perfect time for more bunny girl suit art
Anonymous at Sun, 9 Apr 2023 23:05:15 UTC No. 742518
>>742488
Sorry, teach. Won’t happen again!
Anonymous at Mon, 10 Apr 2023 23:21:08 UTC No. 742621
>easter passed
>No bunny girl art
SHAMEFUL DISPLAY!
Anonymous at Mon, 10 Apr 2023 23:53:45 UTC No. 742640
>>742621
We still got time, who deserves some bunny girl art?
Anonymous at Tue, 11 Apr 2023 00:03:31 UTC No. 742641
>>742640
Maria!
or the Asimoms, with Heather freaking out over them
Anonymous at Tue, 11 Apr 2023 11:54:24 UTC No. 742686
>>742678
Heather having a thing for the Asimoms is one of my favorite bits of rarely used thread lore
Anonymous at Tue, 11 Apr 2023 11:58:25 UTC No. 742688
>>742678
Are there any other moms that haven't gotten bunny girl'd?
Would Amber in a bunny girl outfit activate Bobland's predatorial instincts?
Anonymous at Tue, 11 Apr 2023 13:07:49 UTC No. 742691
>>742689
Nightmare Guy is younger than Drew
Li Yang is and Bobland are sitcom arch-nemeses
Slappy is Racist against Robots and Maria is Racist against Clowns.
Asimov-2 built Ada to pretty much be constantly showing her panties for some reason
Anonymous at Tue, 11 Apr 2023 13:37:27 UTC No. 742693
>>742691
Asimov-2 built Ada to pretty much be constantly showing her panties for some reason
I am sure if people keep complaining about it Asimov will convince her to start wearing pants instead or something.
Anonymous at Tue, 11 Apr 2023 20:10:24 UTC No. 742710
>>742693
No one in universe is complaining
Anonymous at Tue, 11 Apr 2023 22:30:48 UTC No. 742716
>>742710
And what about out of universe?
Anonymous at Wed, 12 Apr 2023 00:14:22 UTC No. 742720
>>742716
It's funny, as long as the Cute and Funny patrol don't take it too far
Anonymous at Wed, 12 Apr 2023 00:38:30 UTC No. 742722
>>742720
I'll try and keep it on the downlow then
Small rant:
Anyone else really hate the word c*nny cause most of time, it's only referencing the cute aspect. I've never seen any of those bitches be funny in the slightest and it makes me scoff how many fags just melt in their grasps like chocolate
Anonymous at Wed, 12 Apr 2023 02:48:08 UTC No. 742734
>>742691
>>742720
>>742722
I was going for that old timey cartoon feel where "panty shots" weren't considered sexual and conveyed innocence, like Minnie Mouse for example. Especially as I wanted her to be kinda blocky and robot-y, so her skirt would just be a solid disk that doesn't really cover anything.
Obviously I knew people would sexualise it here but I didn't consider it too big a deal as people sexualise half the characters as it is. And honestly I don't think I have even seen much sexualising of Ada just the occasional mention of how you can see her underwear which amounts to an upside down dome of metal with two legs sticking out of it. I'm just happy to have more excuses to draw her as she's a fun design.
Anonymous at Wed, 12 Apr 2023 02:48:13 UTC No. 742735
More cute and funny art of the girls would be nice
Anonymous at Wed, 12 Apr 2023 02:49:17 UTC No. 742736
>>742734
I want Ada to be my personal onahole
Anonymous at Wed, 12 Apr 2023 02:57:18 UTC No. 742738
>>742735
what kind of stuff do you have in mind?
Anonymous at Wed, 12 Apr 2023 03:24:32 UTC No. 742740
>>742738
Gretel and Lisa both gagging at how awful the other one smells
Anonymous at Wed, 12 Apr 2023 03:39:20 UTC No. 742741
>>742738
off the top of my head
>Cindy naked and in heat chasing after some of the boys
>TT using a destroyed Asimov's robodong as a dildo
>Mineral suffering clothing failure and having her skirt fall off, revealing that she isn't wearing panties like the flithy hippy she genetically is
>Posie naked except for a dog collar, Lydia as another human bitch or as the one holding the leash optional.
>Rosalind furiously masturbating to the degenerate Fujo Filth supplied to her by Agatha
>Sabrina Paizuri
>Dorothy getting her heart restarted via hardcore pounding
>Beansy walking around naked except for her hat and water wings.
>Georgina getting stuck in a hole in the wall.
>Momo getting the Nightmare Guy D
>Leslie getting corrected
Anonymous at Wed, 12 Apr 2023 14:31:23 UTC No. 742779
>>742755
AH YES THERE SHE IS, SHE'S THE GIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIII
Anonymous at Wed, 12 Apr 2023 15:01:49 UTC No. 742781
>>742755
>I think this is one of the only options from this list I can legally draw and post here
That sounds like coward talk!
Anonymous at Wed, 12 Apr 2023 15:06:13 UTC No. 742783
>South Park
>North America loves it
>North Park
>South America loves it
Anonymous at Wed, 12 Apr 2023 15:24:18 UTC No. 742785
>>742781
Fine, all do one more but not right now as I need to sleep. I also won't tell you which one I will do until I post it.
Anonymous at Wed, 12 Apr 2023 19:10:27 UTC No. 742805
>>742741
>Leslie getting corrected
Leslie 2koma instant loss correction when?
Anonymous at Wed, 12 Apr 2023 22:22:14 UTC No. 742815
>>742783
>We're all from South America
I thought DrewAnon and Asimovbro were from fucking Jersey?
Anonymous at Wed, 12 Apr 2023 22:33:13 UTC No. 742817
>>742815
Asimovanon is from Kentucky.
Anonymous at Wed, 12 Apr 2023 22:36:38 UTC No. 742818
>>742817
Kentucky doesn't fucking exist stop making shit up.
Anonymous at Wed, 12 Apr 2023 23:45:11 UTC No. 742821
>>742818
Then where the fuck did KFC come from fag!?
Anonymous at Wed, 12 Apr 2023 23:53:10 UTC No. 742822
>>742821
>He doesn't know KFC is a Colonel Sanders Psyop making a fictional state and then just pretending it makes chicken
We all know the first KFC was stationed in Connecticut, Oklahoma.
Anonymous at Thu, 13 Apr 2023 11:29:25 UTC No. 742848
>>742847
what's the cheatcode to kill melvile?
Anonymous at Thu, 13 Apr 2023 14:39:42 UTC No. 742861
>>742860
Was Jablowski as Blimpy a good casting call?
Anonymous at Thu, 13 Apr 2023 14:46:42 UTC No. 742863
>>742861
Wait...that Jablowski? From Shorter, Shriveled and to the left? Holy shit, talk about vocal range, I didn't even notice he was voicing in this movie!
Anonymous at Thu, 13 Apr 2023 14:48:27 UTC No. 742864
>>742863
No, Jablowski from Tennapel Strange and the Stick of Truth.
Anonymous at Thu, 13 Apr 2023 15:18:20 UTC No. 742868
>>742867
....Please tell me there was no extra urinals so they had to pee in the same one and NOT Frodocking.
Anonymous at Fri, 14 Apr 2023 04:09:46 UTC No. 742913
>>742910
How do they rationalise this if they think he's still a regular boy? Do they just think he has Mr Fantastic stretchy powers?
Anonymous at Fri, 14 Apr 2023 04:58:53 UTC No. 742921
>>742913
everyone collectively blinked at the same time, so they only saw the ball falling to the floor
Anonymous at Fri, 14 Apr 2023 06:18:27 UTC No. 742929
>>742927
This rivalry should be used more.
What other North Park rivalries are underused?
Anonymous at Fri, 14 Apr 2023 06:36:52 UTC No. 742931
>>742929
Posie and Rulf, although it's mostly one sided.
Mineral and Cassie, but it's just one bullying the other
Zach and Yashu in a battle of wills
Ramon and Hansel for the physical comedy
Toades and Maria trying to one up each other
Anonymous at Fri, 14 Apr 2023 08:19:48 UTC No. 742940
>>742123
why are the Yangs Japanese?
Anonymous at Fri, 14 Apr 2023 08:48:10 UTC No. 742942
>>742940
Just a weird quirk about them, Li Yang has a chinese name despite being Japanese. IRL reason is probably because we didn't just think it through that well at the time, but in hindsight we kept it that way as it was kinda funny.
It's always possible Li Yang is half japanese on his mother's side and Chinese on his dad's side. Which would explain him having a Chinese surname.
Anonymous at Fri, 14 Apr 2023 10:07:08 UTC No. 742945
>>742910
Lol he just auto goaled?
Anonymous at Fri, 14 Apr 2023 12:07:51 UTC No. 742952
>>742929
Bobland and Slappy's weird friendship where it's sort of implied Slappy kinda likes Bobland and wants to get to know him but also it wouldn't hurt to have a bear in the act and Bobland is just annoyed but kinda likes Slappy too, but this motherfucker keeps TALKING ABOUT THREE RING ACTS WHENEVER WE HAVE CAKE BEER.
Anonymous at Fri, 14 Apr 2023 12:39:12 UTC No. 742957
>>742940
>>742942
It was completely intentional that Li has a chinese name but is japanese.
Why? because I thought that it is funny
Anonymous at Fri, 14 Apr 2023 12:40:49 UTC No. 742958
>>742952
Huh, how does Slappy feel about Bobland and Li's rivalry?
I mean I assume that he doesn't get involved because Li could kick his ass, but is he jelly about it?
Anonymous at Fri, 14 Apr 2023 12:43:10 UTC No. 742961
>>742957
This is the kind of humor we need, none of that gay oil wrestling between Max and Agatha.
>>742958
I'd say it's a weird situation, he probably thinks they're old friends and is insanely jealous and wishes he had a friend who'd pull those playful childish pranks on and with him.
Anonymous at Fri, 14 Apr 2023 12:48:47 UTC No. 742968
So something that has been on my mind recently, have their been any instances for you where the simplistic art style usually used for North Park characters has led to you being unsure of how to interpret something? For example with hair styles. I quickly sketched this up as an example with Lydia and Ashley.
How do you interpret Lydia's hair to be, a centre part like the left or bangs cut into a point like the right? I am pretty sure for example that her brother's hair is styled like the left example and visually that part of their hair is usually drawn in the same way.
And with Ashley, do you see her hair representing a set of messy bangs, or representing her hair being pulled back to be put into the ponytails, and the spiky part represents a messy uneven hairline?
Maybe it's only me that's wondered this and it's been obvious which one it should be for everyone else. But I still thought it interesting to discuss. Any other characters you have something like this for? Doesn't have to just be related to hair style.
Anonymous at Fri, 14 Apr 2023 12:52:04 UTC No. 742969
>>742968
I never thought about this to be honest, to me it's registered as messy hair, I'd say for Ashley but this is a good point it's simple and so easy to misinterpret and understand, like Melville has a crew cut military thing going on, right?
Anonymous at Fri, 14 Apr 2023 13:05:30 UTC No. 742970
>>742969
I'd say Melville in my interpretation has more of a buzz cut than a crew cut, since it fully matches his round head. You know that really short style that is pretty common for black guys. I don't even know if Melville is black, or latino or both it's never been fully established but regardless anyone can have that hairstyle so it still works.
One non hair related thing I remember was Hansel's hat. When I drew it I based it off a bucket hat, you know the kind a fisherman would wear because I remember wearing that style of hat when I was around Hansel's age. But some people interpret it as more of a fedora or similar hat, probably playing into the idea of a homeless guy in beat up old timey clothes. Then of course there are the more well known misinterpretations like Trisha's hat or Teeny Steeve's clothes. But hair is rarely mentioned despite in some cases being pretty up to interpretation which makes it interesting.
Anonymous at Fri, 14 Apr 2023 13:13:23 UTC No. 742971
>>742970
>buzz cut than a crew cut
How the hell did I confuse those two?
>When I drew it I based it off a bucket hat, you know the kind a fisherman would wear because I remember wearing that style of hat when I was around Hansel's age.
I never really put much thought into his hat, but I can see it clear as day, I think it always registered as a non-descript beat up hat to me, but that bucket hat makes more sense.
>Teeny Steeve wears fucking Army Fatigues
I don't know why but this shit cracks me up, did he get them off a GI Joe? Where are they gonna make clothes so damn small, I bet on Laundry Day he borrows clothes from Ken®.
Anonymous at Fri, 14 Apr 2023 13:22:52 UTC No. 742973
>>742968
I never quite understood what Delly's hair looks like in 3D
I can't quite describe Mute's at all
I don't like Nolan's hair, but I can't stop thinking about it
Bennet's hair looks very gelled up to me
Anonymous at Fri, 14 Apr 2023 13:25:25 UTC No. 742975
>>742970
Trisha's new hat fits her more than her old one to me personally.
Anonymous at Fri, 14 Apr 2023 13:39:39 UTC No. 742979
>>742973
Nolan's hair is very early south park, in that it's just a flat messy shape that vaguely looks like a hairstyle.
Mute and Delly look like they probably have similar hairstyles, Mute's is just messier while Delly's is layered. Here's a pic of an interpretation of Mute's hair. It is shoulder length hair, the front cut unto messy bangs with a cowlick on top, and as her hair gets longer it begins to curl up at the ends. My hair actually does the same thing as that if I grow it out.
Anonymous at Fri, 14 Apr 2023 13:41:04 UTC No. 742980
s2 of Np looking FINE as fuck, alright don't get hyper realistic or do, love you niggas, except YOU, you know who you are
Anonymous at Fri, 14 Apr 2023 13:47:51 UTC No. 742983
>>742977
Mandy is what happens when an artist is told to draw a ginger tomboy and then also after the fact gets told by another anon to make her a brown tomboy, but they'd already drawn her as a ginger so they just give the ginger design brown skin. It's honestly pretty funny in hindsight.
Anonymous at Fri, 14 Apr 2023 13:49:39 UTC No. 742984
>>742980
someone cancel this show already. They've hit zombie seasons
Anonymous at Fri, 14 Apr 2023 13:51:37 UTC No. 742985
>>742984
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Anonymous at Fri, 14 Apr 2023 13:56:07 UTC No. 742987
speaking of hair, are we ever going to find out what Gency's, Chaz's, Blenny's, Kiddy's, Tim's and Fitzroy's hair look like?
Anonymous at Fri, 14 Apr 2023 13:56:42 UTC No. 742988
>>742987
No.
Anonymous at Fri, 14 Apr 2023 13:57:44 UTC No. 742989
>>742968
When I was designing Lydia as Punk Girl I was thinking of something like the first image!
Anonymous at Fri, 14 Apr 2023 14:00:44 UTC No. 742990
>>742987
We've at least seen bits of Chaz's hair before, and I am pretty sure Blenny just has Kenny's hairstyle but an edgier colour. I think I've seen art of him with white or grey hair. Kiddy strikes me as bald under that mask.
I didn't really have a specific hairstyle in mind when I designed Fitzroy, but I did visually base him off my kid self's appearance just like I did Hansel, but a few years younger. So you could always say he also has messy brown hair if you wanted to go with that but it really doesn't matter. he could have any hair colour really.
Anonymous at Fri, 14 Apr 2023 14:01:04 UTC No. 742991
>>742989
well I'm glad it didn't catch on, cause I much prefer the second image
Anonymous at Fri, 14 Apr 2023 14:03:31 UTC No. 742992
>>742987
I'm also curious if there's fake hair under asimov's hat or if his hat is just a part of his head
Anonymous at Fri, 14 Apr 2023 14:04:51 UTC No. 742993
>>742979
Could you do a pic like this of Li Yang's hair style?
I just can't really wrap my head around how it would look in a more detailed style.
Anonymous at Fri, 14 Apr 2023 14:06:11 UTC No. 742994
>>742993
it's Morty's hair from R&M
like, full on the same hair.
Anonymous at Fri, 14 Apr 2023 14:20:14 UTC No. 742995
>>742993
Li Yang was a bit more tricky, he has the similar random shape hair problem. But If I think about it and look carefully, honestly I think he might have slightly curly hair, not as obvious as say Addison or Dorothy but enough to kind of bunched together like this with a very simple, practical short haircut. He wouldn't want to grow out his hair and have a ridiculous style like his son as that'd get in the way of his wilderness surviving. The reason he has these slight curls is probably from the fact he hardly ever washes it properly in the shower, and the humidity of the outdoors makes it kinda frizzy.
>>742994
To be honest Morty's hair style isn't exactly clear on what it is supposed to be either.
Anonymous at Sat, 15 Apr 2023 03:52:08 UTC No. 743054
>>742995
Frizzy curly haired Li sounds adorable!
Anonymous at Sat, 15 Apr 2023 07:49:30 UTC No. 743092
>>743085
Which character should I do?
Anonymous at Sat, 15 Apr 2023 07:58:11 UTC No. 743093
>>743092
use random number generator, roll 25 characters and use them for each expression.
Anonymous at Sat, 15 Apr 2023 11:44:16 UTC No. 743112
>>743101
She's lewd and deserves a spanking for being such a tease
Anonymous at Sat, 15 Apr 2023 12:11:04 UTC No. 743115
>>743112
out of the way this is fat man's work
Anonymous at Sat, 15 Apr 2023 14:12:06 UTC No. 743120
>>743119
Bobland's Wife, Wifeland.
Anonymous at Sat, 15 Apr 2023 14:13:08 UTC No. 743121
>>743120
DO NOT @ me with "Bobland isn't fat!!!" GTFO he's a bear in two ways, bitch
Anonymous at Sat, 15 Apr 2023 14:16:07 UTC No. 743122
>>743121
>>743120
Amber has a thing for big animals, not big guys. Important distinction.
Anonymous at Sat, 15 Apr 2023 14:16:45 UTC No. 743123
>>743122
Fair.
Bennett?
Anonymous at Sat, 15 Apr 2023 14:46:09 UTC No. 743126
>>743119
Chariot, since Bobby Norman is a fairly chunky man
Anonymous at Sat, 15 Apr 2023 20:37:00 UTC No. 743153
>>743151
Based fat man enthusiast.
Anonymous at Sat, 15 Apr 2023 20:38:42 UTC No. 743154
>>743119
Maria is shipped with Toades and Bobby, so she's at least not adverse to dating a bigger man
Anonymous at Sat, 15 Apr 2023 23:34:58 UTC No. 743160
>>743159
sandwich enthusiast.
Anonymous at Sat, 15 Apr 2023 23:55:08 UTC No. 743162
>>743161
He has a severe phobia of clowns, even ones that aren't ugly and racist
Anonymous at Sun, 16 Apr 2023 00:42:17 UTC No. 743166
>>743162
why are you hating him so much
Anonymous at Sun, 16 Apr 2023 01:08:01 UTC No. 743171
>>743166
What, it's just a natural fact that most clowns are ugly and racist, do I have to post the statistics again?
Anonymous at Sun, 16 Apr 2023 03:28:31 UTC No. 743181
>>743171
Despite only being 13% of the population clowns are responsible for 55% of crime.
Anonymous at Sun, 16 Apr 2023 11:10:16 UTC No. 743194
>>743193
tags: age difference, rape, person as onahole
Anonymous at Sun, 16 Apr 2023 11:33:03 UTC No. 743198
>>743189
Nightmare Toad is very aesthetically pleasing to look at.
Also, this place looks like Momo's wet dream
Anonymous at Sun, 16 Apr 2023 11:34:14 UTC No. 743199
>>743198
How do you know what a character's wet dream looks like? Can I borrow your wet dream machine?
Anonymous at Sun, 16 Apr 2023 12:15:36 UTC No. 743205
>>743198
>>743199
Momo seems like the type who'd be happy to share her wet dreams with people, regardless of if they asked or not.
Anonymous at Sun, 16 Apr 2023 12:23:57 UTC No. 743207
>>743206
this looks like the type of movie that ill have 90% bickering and i love it
Anonymous at Sun, 16 Apr 2023 13:36:34 UTC No. 743216
>>743205
>Momo telling all the degenerate shit she dreams about involving him to Nightmare Guy
>It gets so gross that Mineral punches her out for making Nightmare Guy cry
Anonymous at Sun, 16 Apr 2023 13:51:23 UTC No. 743218
>>743217
>Melville and someone, probably Mute going by the cowlick (poor Mute)
>Regular T.T (parents unknown)
>Chaz and Mazie
>Sid and Posie
>Penny and Jerry
>Agatha and probably Bennett
>Delly and Crip
This all right? I think so.
What other characters are implied to maybe get together in the future and have kids?
Anonymous at Sun, 16 Apr 2023 15:03:14 UTC No. 743224
>>743218
(you) and (me)
Anonymous at Sun, 16 Apr 2023 15:19:49 UTC No. 743226
>>743225
violations of the geneiva convention
Anonymous at Sun, 16 Apr 2023 15:30:47 UTC No. 743228
>>743227
I keep forgetting that Nolan is a fucking product of brainwashing and complete and utter mind melting destruction of NPMEGA.
Anonymous at Sun, 16 Apr 2023 20:20:06 UTC No. 743243
>>743231
*quintillions
Anonymous at Sun, 16 Apr 2023 23:49:12 UTC No. 743253
>>743231
>Killed
Damn was the succ that strong?
Anonymous at Mon, 17 Apr 2023 01:02:15 UTC No. 743260
>>743259
GIWTWM :(
Anonymous at Mon, 17 Apr 2023 23:47:08 UTC No. 743342
>>743227
>>743228
>It's a Nolan regains his mind and tries to die before he sinks back into the darkness again episode
Anonymous at Tue, 18 Apr 2023 01:03:13 UTC No. 743348
>>743342
>>743344
How would Nolan's kids react to him suddenly acting and thinking like a functional human again?
How would the town?
Anonymous at Tue, 18 Apr 2023 01:03:38 UTC No. 743349
>>743348
Slappy gives him a job.
Anonymous at Tue, 18 Apr 2023 01:09:01 UTC No. 743351
>>743342
>>743348
It'd be cool if Robert started actually bonding with him and being proud of him as his father instead of just tolerating him and being embarrassed.
I imagine Cassandra and or Maria would try to lobotomise him again so that he doesn't end up spilling goverment secrets, whether because they actually care about protecting the secrets or they are just being ordered to do so by their superiors.
Anonymous at Tue, 18 Apr 2023 02:57:59 UTC No. 743357
>>743349
And now that he isn't bumbling into Bobby Norman's jobs and making a mess I could see the two of them getting along.
>>743351
>I imagine Cassandra and or Maria would try to lobotomise him again so that he doesn't end up spilling goverment secrets, whether because they actually care about protecting the secrets or they are just being ordered to do so by their superiors.
Maria seems like the type that would give him a fake lobotomy because she feels bad for what the government did to him.
Of course, she'd also warn him that if he blabs about what the government did, she'll have to kill him.
>>743356
Meanwhile Nolan is internally screaming about all the stupid embarrassing things he did while his intelligence was locked away in the deepest part of his brain
Anonymous at Tue, 18 Apr 2023 11:47:15 UTC No. 743387
>>743217
now do lesser known pairings
Anonymous at Tue, 18 Apr 2023 11:50:53 UTC No. 743388
>>743377
What artstyle is this? It reminds me of "Obscure Show from the 2000s that aired in europe" Orson and Olivia, mayhaps?
Anonymous at Tue, 18 Apr 2023 11:54:54 UTC No. 743389
Anonymous at Tue, 18 Apr 2023 12:11:28 UTC No. 743390
Anonymous at Tue, 18 Apr 2023 12:13:02 UTC No. 743391
>>743390
And here is my Artstyle identification card, and my /co/ ID and my "I Ate John K's Steroid Cupcakes" shirt.
Anonymous at Tue, 18 Apr 2023 14:19:23 UTC No. 743396
>>743395
I am in love with Cripplydia TT. with the Olympic medal.
Anonymous at Tue, 18 Apr 2023 14:49:53 UTC No. 743398
>>743395
Cringe Kid and Sabrina's kid is cute!
CUTE!
not sure who the one in the middle is
And Drewsimov's kid looks like she's just as friendly as her dad, but is she as gay as her mom?
Anonymous at Tue, 18 Apr 2023 15:35:18 UTC No. 743402
>>743401
Yashu got shipped with Cindy on and off, didn't he?
wonder what their kid would look like?
Anonymous at Tue, 18 Apr 2023 16:15:39 UTC No. 743409
>>743406
She looks like she bullies Agatha and Bennett's kid
Anonymous at Tue, 18 Apr 2023 16:38:25 UTC No. 743411
>>743217
>>743395
>>743399
Holy shit it took me so long to realize these are the kids/fusions.
Anonymous at Tue, 18 Apr 2023 17:33:48 UTC No. 743413
>>743409
She pegs them, and they love it
Anonymous at Wed, 19 Apr 2023 01:07:13 UTC No. 743439
>>743399
>All other pairings are normal pairings with people they aren't related to
>Hansel got paired with his sister
Hanselbros...
Anonymous at Wed, 19 Apr 2023 10:41:52 UTC No. 743467
>>743465
MAX IS MISSING?!? WTF.
Anonymous at Wed, 19 Apr 2023 12:22:06 UTC No. 743470
>>743442
Middle is Ashley and Linus (Who I just noticed isn't in the OP Image)
But the third one, Dorothy and someone else?
Anonymous at Wed, 19 Apr 2023 12:23:09 UTC No. 743471
>>743465
I think it's time to finally let slappy out of the jail for wannabe Randy Marshes
Anonymous at Wed, 19 Apr 2023 12:34:58 UTC No. 743473
>>743472
hippie, she smells like weed and veggies
Anonymous at Wed, 19 Apr 2023 12:40:37 UTC No. 743474
>>743470
>Linus (Who I just noticed isn't in the OP Image)
Yes he is, number 44 right next to Bennett and Nancy. Made me have to double check though.
>But the third one, Dorothy and someone else?
Hansel I presume, from the hat.
Anonymous at Wed, 19 Apr 2023 12:42:51 UTC No. 743476
>>743475
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fsk
LOL
Anonymous at Wed, 19 Apr 2023 12:51:26 UTC No. 743478
>>743477
I like how she's trying to fool people but clearly isn't.
The only way she could prove she hates hippies is if she ate a hamburger.
Anonymous at Wed, 19 Apr 2023 13:05:35 UTC No. 743480
>>743479
OH GOD SHE'S ON THE LOOSE EVERYONE PANIC AND RUN GET OFFICER GENCY ON THE LINE
Anonymous at Wed, 19 Apr 2023 13:18:10 UTC No. 743482
>>743470
>hat
>green backpack
It was supposed to be Hansel, but I supposed I leaned to hard into the McDougall side of the family
>>743471
Besides that one thread(which was months ago) I don't think Slappy was ever really a wannabe Randy. He's just a very funny vehicle for slapstick and since clowns are inherently funny, He just takes top priority.
He's a pathetic, jaded and cynical old man who's just as much of a jerk to everyone else as they are to him, only choosing to go on because of his ability to make his niece and his new found family laugh.
Anonymous at Wed, 19 Apr 2023 13:19:33 UTC No. 743483
>>743482
>He's a pathetic, jaded and cynical old man who's just as much of a jerk to everyone else as they are to him, only choosing to go on because of his ability to make his niece and his new found family laugh.
So he's Peppino?
Anonymous at Wed, 19 Apr 2023 13:22:00 UTC No. 743484
>>743482
>Besides that one thread(which was months ago)
i got fired for that blunder
Anonymous at Wed, 19 Apr 2023 13:24:07 UTC No. 743486
>>743484
eh, no worries. We were all being assholes at the time. I blame Max because screw that guy. (hopefully he's not here)
Anonymous at Wed, 19 Apr 2023 15:10:40 UTC No. 743489
>>743487
They end up making out, calling it now
Anonymous at Wed, 19 Apr 2023 15:57:59 UTC No. 743491
>>743472
>>743475
I like the aura of this hippy, Niggerman. Her exotic silver hair turns me on so. Same for a gentle cowardly giant 1 grade above me, it just makes me want to dom her more. Imagine the bastard resulting children between our copulation.
Silver and blonde, mmm...
Anonymous at Wed, 19 Apr 2023 17:24:55 UTC No. 743498
>>743495
I prefer Mineral/Nightmare Guy personally
Anonymous at Wed, 19 Apr 2023 21:49:44 UTC No. 743517
https://files.catbox.moe/uftm2j.mp4
This but with Weedo as the kid and Maizby as the guy holding up the cup of juice.
Anonymous at Wed, 19 Apr 2023 22:12:12 UTC No. 743518
>>743503
>Other ships I'd like to see the kids of
Delly and Crip (Canon)
Beansy and Asimov (Because Asimov/Drew/Beansy is cute)
Sylvia and Robert (Alien/Alien Hybrid shipping)
Momo and Nightmare guy (She wants the goopy D)
Teeny Steeve and Gouupa (Canon ship)
Dorothy and Yashu (Thanks to that one Kabedon pic)
Anonymous at Wed, 19 Apr 2023 22:43:06 UTC No. 743524
>>743517
I love Blark and Son!
Anonymous at Wed, 19 Apr 2023 22:43:46 UTC No. 743525
>>743517
slappy and niece
Anonymous at Wed, 19 Apr 2023 22:44:07 UTC No. 743526
>>743518
>Dorothy and Yashu (Thanks to that one Kabedon pic)
post it
Anonymous at Wed, 19 Apr 2023 23:03:30 UTC No. 743529
>>743528
way better than what i said
>nolan bursts into robert's room
>robert doesn't realize
>"Hey Robert." in a calm tone
>robert nearly dies of a heart attack
Anonymous at Thu, 20 Apr 2023 03:03:00 UTC No. 743548
>>743535
This is gonna sound fucked up and maybe I'm tired, but I would eat them if they were candy.
Anonymous at Thu, 20 Apr 2023 03:17:44 UTC No. 743552
>>743551
he fucking killed her
Anonymous at Thu, 20 Apr 2023 03:18:43 UTC No. 743553
>>743552
dibs on the body
Anonymous at Thu, 20 Apr 2023 04:42:49 UTC No. 743560
>>743559
>TT, seeing all these alternate version of herself
That must really fuck her up
Neil at Thu, 20 Apr 2023 09:45:34 UTC No. 743571
>>743551
What a heart breaker~
Anonymous at Thu, 20 Apr 2023 11:34:40 UTC No. 743580
>>743553
*DABS on the body*
Anonymous at Thu, 20 Apr 2023 12:33:22 UTC No. 743583
>>743582
>Neil goes looking for corpses to Dab on them
>Neil dabbed instead of praying at his grandma's funeral
Anonymous at Thu, 20 Apr 2023 20:07:36 UTC No. 743600
>*drives up main road, car breaks down by the river somehow*
>WOAH MAN, Sassafriss is broken.. You seem pretty friendly.. Where can I find North Park, dude??
That's right boys and girls, the fabled Stan The Weed Man is taking up residence in an old busted up van straight out of 1976! He is now North Park's most trusted weed dealer.. But he hasn't gotten the memo that weed's been legalized.
Anonymous at Thu, 20 Apr 2023 23:08:43 UTC No. 743606
>>743600
I want to beat the shit out of him.
Anonymous at Fri, 21 Apr 2023 00:31:07 UTC No. 743610
>>743600
Sexiest man in north park next to slappy
Anonymous at Fri, 21 Apr 2023 04:24:33 UTC No. 743620
>>743610
shit taste in men
Anonymous at Fri, 21 Apr 2023 04:30:30 UTC No. 743621
>>743620
>He doesn't want Slappy to make him laugh then gently sex him up
>>743610
He will provide you with his special strain of weed 'Canadian Bacon'
Anonymous at Fri, 21 Apr 2023 11:20:16 UTC No. 743636
>>743635
LMAO
Sweet delicious Elmer making sure to keep North Park safe from fraudulent sausage salesman.
Anonymous at Fri, 21 Apr 2023 11:33:47 UTC No. 743637
>>743636
FUCK THE HOMELESS
FUCK FROG PEOPLE
FUCK CRIPPLES
FUCK THE HOMELESS
FUCK THE DISABLED
FUCK ALIENS
FUCK AUSTRAILANS
FUCK CLOWNS
FUCK THE HOMELESS
FUCK WEIRD ASS SUPERNATRUAL NIGHTMARE CREATURES
FUCK HIPPIES
FUCK THE HOMELESS
FUCK WHATEVER MONSTROCITIES TOADES HAS IN HIS CLOSET
FUCK MAC TONIGHT
FUCK CORNHUSKS(except Maizeby, love the show)
FUCK THE HOMELESS
and most of all...FUUUUUUUCK SAUSAGE SALESMEN!!!!
Anonymous at Fri, 21 Apr 2023 12:21:35 UTC No. 743639
>>743637
>Fuck the homeless 5 times
Jesus, how Based.
Anonymous at Fri, 21 Apr 2023 14:09:05 UTC No. 743642
>>743621
>He wants slappy's weird clown microdick
gross
Anonymous at Fri, 21 Apr 2023 14:10:25 UTC No. 743643
>>743642
What, do you want Bobland's weird bear micropenis?
Anonymous at Fri, 21 Apr 2023 14:11:31 UTC No. 743645
>>743637
>FUCK WEIRD ASS SUPERNATRUAL NIGHTMARE CREATURES
Nightmare guy is a sweet pea you pig
>FUCK MAC TONIGHT
MAC TONIGHT DID NOTHING WRONG
But I agree with the rest of the post
Anonymous at Fri, 21 Apr 2023 14:13:00 UTC No. 743646
>>743643
No, I don't want any penis, I wanna creampie Maria until she can't walk
Either that or have a three way with Heather and Myrtle
Anonymous at Fri, 21 Apr 2023 14:14:00 UTC No. 743647
>>743646
I'm not gay but the small peen pals seem like a merry crew of cool dudes.
Anonymous at Fri, 21 Apr 2023 14:19:30 UTC No. 743649
>>743648
The Homeless are already fucking the homeless
Anonymous at Fri, 21 Apr 2023 14:19:57 UTC No. 743650
>>743643
Pretty sure Grizzly bear penises are 7 inches long and have a solid bone inside of them, a baculum to be precise.
Anonymous at Fri, 21 Apr 2023 14:19:59 UTC No. 743651
>>743648
LOCATING LOCAL HOMELESS DESTINATION...
PELVIS: LUBRICATED
GENITALS: YES
HANDCUFFS: READY
I WILL FUCK THE HOMELESS YOU CANNOT DELETE.
Anonymous at Fri, 21 Apr 2023 14:20:59 UTC No. 743652
>>743650
Let me be mean.
Anonymous at Fri, 21 Apr 2023 15:15:55 UTC No. 743653
>>743495
Haha my spawn looks great, look at it go and spread. They make for a nice combo. I wonder other fusions would be great. Trisha x Max ? that'd look very redundant. Cass x Max? I have no idea how blondes and redheads would mix into one color hair wise.
Anonymous at Fri, 21 Apr 2023 15:49:27 UTC No. 743654
>>743653
>Cass x Max?
extremally dangerous combination
Max's little angel may have learned a few things or two from her aunts.
Also, Cassie would gag at the thought of T.T. being her daughter
Anonymous at Fri, 21 Apr 2023 21:34:13 UTC No. 743672
>>743656
if t.t meets any of her doppelgangers would the world explode? would the timeline unravel and eventually cease to exist?
Anonymous at Fri, 21 Apr 2023 22:22:12 UTC No. 743673
>>743672
things that will make the timeline cease to exist
>T.T. becoming her own mom
>any girl T.T. being near a boy T.T.
>Cassie gets ahold of the time watch
>any alt-timeline T.T. happening to die outside their timeline
>A2 learning how to make himself or Ada into a time machine
>Neil pranking a Time Cop who's specifically been having a very bad day so far
Anonymous at Fri, 21 Apr 2023 22:44:58 UTC No. 743675
>>743673
My seat is with the Neil the funnyman.
Anonymous at Fri, 21 Apr 2023 23:15:16 UTC No. 743678
>>743675
What? Is Drew not funny enough for you?
At least Robert and Chaz are cool
Anonymous at Fri, 21 Apr 2023 23:16:52 UTC No. 743679
>>743678
As Drew's creator, that bitch lives in my head rent free.
She's annoying and makes me want to make a shitty channel where I talk about old sitcoms unironically.
She's driving me crazy and she's a mistake, please don't tell her I told you this.
Neil would find my jokes funny.
Anonymous at Sat, 22 Apr 2023 00:32:11 UTC No. 743681
>>743679
Maybe if you did some more voice things with her she'd stop living in your head so hard?
Anonymous at Sat, 22 Apr 2023 00:38:42 UTC No. 743682
>>743681
No, in fact all future sketches are cancelled forever, and nobody can change my mind!
No funny Stan The Weed man.'Dave's not here, man'
No 'Up Past Midnight w/ Drew Carey'
No Slappy, well.. I mean eh nothing of value there.
No Bonzi Buddy voiced Asimov, no na!
No Beansy discussing quantum physics!
NOTHING and it's all because they refuse to leave my brain crevices.
Anonymous at Sat, 22 Apr 2023 01:51:18 UTC No. 743686
>>743682
sounds like a skill issue
Anonymous at Sat, 22 Apr 2023 01:52:58 UTC No. 743688
>>743686
That's it buster, you're a skill issue.
Anonymous at Sat, 22 Apr 2023 01:59:31 UTC No. 743690
>>743688
lol, inhale more copium, if you can't do any VA stuff you must be a total jabroni
Anonymous at Sat, 22 Apr 2023 02:07:24 UTC No. 743691
>>743690
You keep being this disrespectful I will "send in the clowns" I hope you like Boston, buck-o, you walls are gonna need cleaning after my family is done with you.
Anonymous at Sat, 22 Apr 2023 02:18:09 UTC No. 743694
>>743693
lol,stonetoss
Anonymous at Sat, 22 Apr 2023 12:07:36 UTC No. 743718
>>743700
Do we get some kid on adult fights?
Anonymous at Sat, 22 Apr 2023 12:33:37 UTC No. 743719
>>743718
You'd you want to see pitted against each other?
Anonymous at Sat, 22 Apr 2023 12:48:01 UTC No. 743720
>>743719
Melville v. Bobland
Shef v. Ramon(I know he's an adult STFU)
Chuck v. Ramon(MIDGET FIGHT)
Neil v. Slappy
Weedo v. Agatha
Dew v. Bennett
Elmer v. Melville
Robert v. Stan
Melville v. The Top of the Ladder To Get Oatmeal But falls into the Family Guy Death Pose, And The Oatmeal Spills Everywhere So It's A Mess
Dr. Toades v. Agatha
Asimov v. Rose
Nolan v. Charles
Anonymous at Sat, 22 Apr 2023 13:24:29 UTC No. 743721
>>743720
>tfw thought Rose was the UFO
>go to fact check
>there is no Rose
WHO IS UFO THOUGH.
Anonymous at Sat, 22 Apr 2023 13:26:08 UTC No. 743722
>>743721
UFO is River
Rose is probably short for Rosalind
Anonymous at Sat, 22 Apr 2023 13:27:13 UTC No. 743723
>>743722
Literally my Post I (you)'d because this shit spooked me, I'd have said Rosalind, I meant River, Jesus Christ.
Anonymous at Sat, 22 Apr 2023 13:33:00 UTC No. 743726
>>743724
I want her to abduct me and perform mind-scarring experiments, wipe my memory of the experiments and leave me in the woods.
Anonymous at Sat, 22 Apr 2023 15:10:51 UTC No. 743730
>>743729
She looks like she hangs out with Maria
Anonymous at Sat, 22 Apr 2023 20:03:55 UTC No. 743748
>>743729
i like her
she looks like she also abuses her husband
Anonymous at Sat, 22 Apr 2023 20:34:07 UTC No. 743750
>>743748
whenever he falls asleep, she likes to pull out her medical tools and play "operation" on him since he's a deep sleeper
Max at Sat, 22 Apr 2023 23:02:16 UTC No. 743756
I want to have sex with Delly's mom.
Except I'll have to kill Delly's mom or drug her and then drug myself(because I can't trust even myself) so that nobody may ever remember and say out loud that I fucked a crippled ginger MILF. Goddamnit first the hippy and now the cripple ginger, what is this town turning me into. Old women are disgusting, Chaz. Only 0.1% of old women look 20 years younger and fuckable.
It's the fact she's a medic. Don't you find medics really hot? I mean they're literal walking psychopaths that know every weakness in your body. If you piss off a doctor they could literally make your entire biological system a living hell. And the fact they're an empathetic psycho~ makes it all the hotter as they hold your life in their hands and they decide if you live or die. They're the perfect rapist psychopath torturer. C'mon you're women you should know this fetish better than anyone, I'm not insane, you're insane. I should write Twilight novels.
You're better off pissing off a soldier, a gang boss, a lawyer, Stacy, your mom, at least he'll spare you with a bullet in the head, but piss off a medic that knows the human body on such an intimate level you might as well believe in Christianity and commit suicide to end up in hell to escape said medic.
Anonymous at Sat, 22 Apr 2023 23:09:21 UTC No. 743757
>>743756
>And the fact they're an empathetic psycho~ makes it all the hotter as they hold your life in their hands and they decide if you live or die.
heheehehe
fun fact, that's exactly the reason why I made her. This ties into her lore and why she's such an mess of a woman.
Anonymous at Sat, 22 Apr 2023 23:12:57 UTC No. 743759
>>743756
Sometimes I wish Max would let me sniff his hair.
Anonymous at Sat, 22 Apr 2023 23:26:45 UTC No. 743761
>>743755
Another person that got their heart broken by Bobby Norman?
Anonymous at Sat, 22 Apr 2023 23:28:05 UTC No. 743762
>>743755
What does she think of the Asimov-family?
Does she like Mac Tonight?
Anonymous at Sat, 22 Apr 2023 23:28:19 UTC No. 743763
>>743761
no...more like she caused a broken heart to someone Bobby was close to.
Anonymous at Sat, 22 Apr 2023 23:35:34 UTC No. 743766
>>743765
she was technically already declared legally dead when brought to her in the hospital. Delly's mom is talented, able to bring Barbs back from the jaws of death.
Unfortunately, due to the McDougall family curse, accident struck and Barbra died again, for real this time.
A simple case of medical malpractice
Anonymous at Sat, 22 Apr 2023 23:40:16 UTC No. 743767
>>743766
what'd she do to Teeny Steeve to get her entire bloodline cursed?
Anonymous at Sat, 22 Apr 2023 23:47:30 UTC No. 743769
>>743756
Get lost you little cretin. Once she finds out your medical license is faked, you're fucking done for!!!
>>743764
small for sure. She doesn't quite take care of herself as she's very frail.
>>743767
Teeny Steeve is a bastard, yes, but this curse goes way back in family history, you'll have to ask Atticus is he remembers hearing anything about curses.
Anonymous at Sat, 22 Apr 2023 23:53:14 UTC No. 743770
>>743762
she wants no where near them really, especially her daughter. They bring too much trouble and too many variables to worry about, but she does want to be on good terms with Maria.
Mac Tonight is too loud and the constant singing about fast food is both grating and unhealthy, she hates him.
Anonymous at Sat, 22 Apr 2023 23:56:12 UTC No. 743771
Delly's mom but naked
Delly's mom butt naked
Anonymous at Sat, 22 Apr 2023 23:57:41 UTC No. 743772
>>743770
>Delly's mom simps for Maria
lol, Lamo even
How does she feel about Drew and her family?
Especially because Dr. Toades is Drew's acting doctor.
Anonymous at Sun, 23 Apr 2023 00:15:23 UTC No. 743774
>>743771
Chaz is about to pull the "Ass Burgers" card in order to score a trip to the nurse's office
>>743772
>How does she feel about Drew and her family?
clown racist and proud of it, she can factually prove that Clowns have inferior blood in them.
When Drew was sent to her to find a cure for her gay panic, Delly's mom was beyond shocked at how different Drew's physiology was compared to other students. She likes Drew the best, but it isn't much.
Delly's mom lets Song stay in her office whenever he's feeling too shy to speak to others.
>Especially because Dr. Toades is Drew's acting doctor.
A friend of Toades is a friend of hers.
Anonymous at Sun, 23 Apr 2023 00:28:24 UTC No. 743775
>>743769
The virgin Dr Pepe Toades who turns everything into a Dr Toades' monster
The non virgin Dr Delly's mom who constantly has to fix the inferiority that is the human anatomy. Like a beaten down housewife who has to plaster duct tape and superglue over the broken dishes every single week.
The childless Dr Maria that can only build robots, but can never create biological life starting from her own defective womb. Can't even make an artificial womb that works.
The Chad Dr Max who just turns everyone into superior light beings in the guise of felines because he just can. Haha he knew where children came from since the age of 3. ^.^ at least that's what his character bio says.
https://imgur.com/a/DJGlfNp
Bonus:
The asexual twin aliens that get their sci-fi beaten up by gay cryptid magic and have about as much effective grasp on their technology as Invader Zim while sober and can't overcome their own biological cons like putting salt and other nasty stuff on their heads that drives them insane, quite a disadvantage to have your multiple tongues and genitals hanging outside your head.
The time displaced androgynous flat T.T that can't stop 1 little measly robot, always gets the two robots mixed up, and instead a certain aficionado of the limbless has gotten closer to destroying and raping the artificial intelligence's mind than T.T has ever dealt a dent into crippling the AI that will destroy us all, destroy us all.
Anonymous at Sun, 23 Apr 2023 00:40:47 UTC No. 743776
>>743775
Jesus Christ North Park, you're all a bunch of fuck ups that make Max look good in comparison. Where did it all go wrong...
>>743772
>Dr. Toades is Drew's acting doctor.
when was this? I wanna know
Anonymous at Sun, 23 Apr 2023 00:41:58 UTC No. 743777
>>743776
Isn't Dr. Toades everyone's acting Dr. in north park?
Anonymous at Sun, 23 Apr 2023 00:49:11 UTC No. 743778
>>743776
>>743777
Dr Toades isn’t even a licensed medical doctor, he’s a doctor of genetic engineering and experimental biology.
Anonymous at Sun, 23 Apr 2023 00:53:53 UTC No. 743779
>>743778
I'd trust him with my kid before that nervous wreck of a School nurse. You ever notice how her daughter always leaves the house in a cast? Signs of domestic abuse?
Anonymous at Sun, 23 Apr 2023 00:56:15 UTC No. 743780
>>743779
>Trusting his kids with a literal fr*g
Anonymous at Sun, 23 Apr 2023 01:56:59 UTC No. 743789
https://files.catbox.moe/kjf660.mp3
He is dead now, and will never come back.
Anonymous at Sun, 23 Apr 2023 02:01:16 UTC No. 743790
>>743776
>when was this? I wanna know
A while back, it's because of Drew being part clown and part eldritch horror
Anonymous at Sun, 23 Apr 2023 02:02:17 UTC No. 743791
>>743780
the fuck are you talking about, Toades isn't french
Anonymous at Sun, 23 Apr 2023 02:38:44 UTC No. 743793
>>743792
This Show loves you too unidentified North Park Youth.
Anonymous at Sun, 23 Apr 2023 02:54:01 UTC No. 743795
>>743775
>Cat beats mouse
Watch out, Hansel, he's eyeing you. Or maybe it's your sister? or both? hide your brothers and your sisters and nuke your Steam copy of The Coffin of Andy and Leyley from orbit, it's the only way to be sure.
>>743789
https://files.catbox.moe/kjf660.mp3
>Implying we won't beat a dead clown
Not even the dead can know peace from clowning.
Get back to honking around, honk maker... or else we'll make you honk.
Eh I just gave up and went with 2 lines instead of writing a textwall of bad flirts ... it doesn't count if the text isn't in the image.
https://controlc.com/9097195c
Anonymous at Sun, 23 Apr 2023 03:01:43 UTC No. 743796
>>743795
wow, how did I mess that up?
also
that was an awful read Max, you couldn't flirt your way out of a paper bag
Anonymous at Sun, 23 Apr 2023 03:13:04 UTC No. 743797
>>743795
Back to the Pie mines with me.
Anonymous at Sun, 23 Apr 2023 03:45:09 UTC No. 743800
>>743796
Well d'uh, you're the wrong gender. Have you ever read Twilight? You found it crap? Alright now invert the genders. Trust me you'll just *get it*.
Pretend Max is a girl and suddenly you'll want to fuck every dumb word that comes out of her pretty little mouth.
Anonymous at Sun, 23 Apr 2023 07:30:22 UTC No. 743814
>>743812
Mr McDougall does not approve
Anonymous at Sun, 23 Apr 2023 11:23:05 UTC No. 743825
>>743812
I think redheads belong together, but she needs another frail thing just like her to be a 100% match. I nominate Chef.
Anonymous at Sun, 23 Apr 2023 11:50:04 UTC No. 743826
>>743825
Gee Shef how come you have three wives?
Anonymous at Sun, 23 Apr 2023 12:31:41 UTC No. 743828
>>743826
He is supposed to be the North Park equivalent of Chef, who was a ladies' man.
Anonymous at Sun, 23 Apr 2023 12:32:41 UTC No. 743829
>>743828
I don't know if you're bullshitting me or not, because the real ladies' man as we all know is Weedo, I'm not even a girl, but I'm like a fucking diamond right now just mentioning him.
Anonymous at Sun, 23 Apr 2023 12:55:54 UTC No. 743833
>the gingers! they're spreading like rabbits! they're eating the crops, my liege!
Gingervitus in your town? It's more likely than you think! Call your local health inspector and exterminator today.
https://desuarchive.org/co/thread/1
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=W9d
Goddamn gingers they're evolving into daywalkers.
>Meanwhile Maximus struggling with his ginger fetish:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-NP
Anonymous at Sun, 23 Apr 2023 13:03:36 UTC No. 743834
>>743831
>>743812
Lmao she's getting more laid in one day than in all of Chariot's life.
Anonymous at Sun, 23 Apr 2023 13:08:57 UTC No. 743835
>>743833
Max I'm telling you it's illegal. We couldn't do it even if you shoved a gun in our mouths. That's why there's no Chaz x Milfs.
Anonymous at Sun, 23 Apr 2023 15:09:16 UTC No. 743865
>>743835
Now he's legal.
The memes write themselves.
https://imgur.com/a/xhfXgwA
Anonymous at Sun, 23 Apr 2023 15:18:03 UTC No. 743875
>>743844
Asimov being friends with almost every kid in town says otherwise
Anonymous at Sun, 23 Apr 2023 15:21:23 UTC No. 743880
>>743875
>Friends with all kids
>Hangs out with the most annoying two people in the fucking town, and Beansy
Anonymous at Sun, 23 Apr 2023 15:24:27 UTC No. 743886
>>743880
The fact that he can hang out with such annoying people and still be friends with everyone else just proves how stable all his friendships are.
And you're just mad that you aren't friends with Beansy
Anonymous at Sun, 23 Apr 2023 15:33:01 UTC No. 743888
>>743875
who are his best friends though?
Anonymous at Sun, 23 Apr 2023 15:49:44 UTC No. 743890
>>743889
ugh...so based...and gingepilled...
Anonymous at Sun, 23 Apr 2023 17:22:07 UTC No. 743896
>>743551
>>743889
Gingers are for the murdercock.
>>743893
So we never talk about Naggerman/Niggerman -censored for the wiki and a fun reference to Randy Marsh mistaking naggers for niggers.
In Lovecraft's novel Niggerman is aptly named so because he's a black cat with no distinct breed... and also one of our drawfags drew her as a small sized black cat.
In Max's description Naggerman is a she, white colored and a giant Maine Coon.
Then somewhere someone said that maybe Naggerman turns black when she absorbs eldritch abomination powers like Blenny's powers or she changes her color depending on the time of day or light in the room. What do we choose?
Anonymous at Mon, 24 Apr 2023 10:31:55 UTC No. 743936
>>743119
>Can unhinge her jaw, making her perfect for sucking huge oversized penises
>She's currently dating fucking Slappy
What a waste of her talents.
Anonymous at Mon, 24 Apr 2023 12:09:39 UTC No. 743941
Guys we've got problems
>Starting May 15 2023, Imgur will erase every single content made without an account, and every single NSFW content.
https://imgurinc.com/rules
Anonymous at Mon, 24 Apr 2023 19:14:34 UTC No. 743953
>>743941
So they're trying to kill themselves like Tumblr did?
Anonymous at Mon, 24 Apr 2023 19:15:34 UTC No. 743954
>>743812
Is Toades Delly's daddy?
Anonymous at Mon, 24 Apr 2023 21:27:46 UTC No. 743958
>>743954
Yes
Dr. Toades FUCKS!
Anonymous at Mon, 24 Apr 2023 21:28:21 UTC No. 743959
>>743958
>Dr. Toades FUCKS!
Frogs, he fucks frogs, I seent it I have a Northleak video footage.
Anonymous at Mon, 24 Apr 2023 21:29:31 UTC No. 743960
>>743959
I didn't know your mom was French, anon!
Anonymous at Mon, 24 Apr 2023 21:50:44 UTC No. 743961
>>743960
*Happy Pepe (le Pew) noises* Delly's Mom fucked by a skunk when?
Anonymous at Mon, 24 Apr 2023 21:52:59 UTC No. 743962
I went to North Park peak, saw the face of God and then ate him, he tasted like Maple Syrup.
Anonymous at Mon, 24 Apr 2023 23:00:05 UTC No. 743965
>>743962
How dare you, canuck. Our god tastes of Cappuccino. Maybe the cheap discount Canadian God tastes of maple syrup.
Anonymous at Mon, 24 Apr 2023 23:57:32 UTC No. 743967
>>743965
:( | )
Anonymous at Tue, 25 Apr 2023 13:04:57 UTC No. 743988
>>743729
So, considering she's also a member of the school staff, she'll be used enough to be a character on the line up, or should her content just be sorted into Delly's page?
Anonymous at Tue, 25 Apr 2023 13:50:18 UTC No. 743990
>>743988
I say put her in the lineup
Anonymous at Tue, 25 Apr 2023 21:40:38 UTC No. 744059
>>744042
>But I don't know when I'll be back
I truly hope things go good for you, I know we've never met, or even interact, but you are one of many who keeps the wheels on this crazy train going, and you will be missed.
Anonymous at Wed, 26 Apr 2023 09:29:44 UTC No. 744092
>>744042
We'll do our best to keep things going while you're away.
In the meantime with one of our main drawfags absent, the rest of us will have to pick up the slack. So I'll take any art requests anyone has and see which ones I get around to doing in addition to my usual stuff I draw myself.
Anonymous at Wed, 26 Apr 2023 11:47:15 UTC No. 744096
Anonymous at Wed, 26 Apr 2023 11:48:19 UTC No. 744097
>>744092
Nightmare guy waking up to find Momo cuddling him
Anonymous at Wed, 26 Apr 2023 11:49:20 UTC No. 744098
>>744092
NP girls reacting to their first periods, your filename inspired me
Anonymous at Wed, 26 Apr 2023 12:30:56 UTC No. 744104
>>744092
Your favorite character trying not to die after they think they ate poison, but it's really vegetables.
Anonymous at Wed, 26 Apr 2023 12:46:10 UTC No. 744105
>>744092
Goth Max. Probably the safest request here.
Anonymous at Wed, 26 Apr 2023 14:07:41 UTC No. 744109
>>744092
This Card Art with three North Park characters of your choosing
https://64.media.tumblr.com/299f68c
Anonymous at Wed, 26 Apr 2023 14:21:18 UTC No. 744110
>>744092
Heather and Myrtle walking out of a closet, with the two of them covered in lipstick marks and Heather saying "Let's never speak of this again"
Anonymous at Thu, 27 Apr 2023 13:10:33 UTC No. 744203
I feel like most of the art styles this general uses lends itself well to top-down video games like Pokemon, Earthbound, Zelda, Final Fantasy.
>>744092
Delly's Mom x Maizeby.
Delly's Mom with lazy eyes stating facts about sex and anatomy in class. 90% of kids are traumatized, the other 10% are intrigued.
>>743654
MaxCass and MaxMineral playing pat a cake if you catch my drift. These AU DNA fusions are too hot to be legal.
Anonymous at Fri, 28 Apr 2023 02:10:54 UTC No. 744241
I will eat whoever replies to this thread last.
Anonymous at Sat, 29 Apr 2023 16:36:55 UTC No. 744379
Draw the Asimoms making out
Anonymous at Sun, 30 Apr 2023 01:00:16 UTC No. 744424
This thread is deader than all the destroyed Asimovs
Anonymous at Sun, 30 Apr 2023 01:01:24 UTC No. 744425
>>744424
We're sad.
Anonymous at Sun, 30 Apr 2023 01:09:59 UTC No. 744426
>>744424
>Chazanon (our first drawfag) leaves
>no one else here can draw for shit except for Hanselanon
>thread dies
welp, we've had a good run. 1 year and a half ain't too bad.
Anonymous at Sun, 30 Apr 2023 01:15:40 UTC No. 744427
>>744426
Oof, damn man.
There's other good drawfags here.
Cripplefucker
Dellyfag
Anonymous at Sun, 30 Apr 2023 01:30:33 UTC No. 744429
>>744427
apologies
I meant it in a regular daily appearance, not to say any drawfag is bad.
I'm sorry
Anonymous at Sun, 30 Apr 2023 09:18:26 UTC No. 744480
>>744424
>>744425
>>744426
Chazanon is gone for a few days and already people are doomposting about it lmao
This is a good time for people who don't usually draw to try their hand at it more. Can't get better without practice, after all.
Anonymous at Sun, 30 Apr 2023 11:01:41 UTC No. 744486
>>744480
I'm too busy drawing Molly McGee R63 smut.
Anonymous at Sun, 30 Apr 2023 13:18:46 UTC No. 744493
>>744486
damn you, you could be drawing north park R63 smut instead!
Anonymous at Sun, 30 Apr 2023 13:22:18 UTC No. 744495
>>744493
I doubt you want blatant self-insert FUB porn, friend.
But I'll draw something stupid for the threads like Asimov's Robo-dong Drill.
Anonymous at Sun, 30 Apr 2023 13:33:37 UTC No. 744499
>>744495
Hey, content is content
Anonymous at Sun, 30 Apr 2023 14:21:50 UTC No. 744503
>>744495
FUB is based though
Anonymous at Sun, 30 Apr 2023 14:23:40 UTC No. 744504
>>744503
Who's your ideal FUB pairing, then?
Anonymous at Sun, 30 Apr 2023 14:34:13 UTC No. 744505
>>744504
You x Your North Park waifu of choice
Anonymous at Sun, 30 Apr 2023 14:35:36 UTC No. 744506
>>744505
Uh-oh, okay.
Give me some time to work up the courage.
Anonymous at Sun, 30 Apr 2023 14:57:36 UTC No. 744510
>>744509
If you drew this with a mouse it is the La Gioconda of mouse art.
Anonymous at Mon, 1 May 2023 00:11:49 UTC No. 744557
>>744424
Well there's the Other Way, but we don't go the Other Way. We don't go to Ravenholm, not anymore.
Anonymous at Mon, 1 May 2023 02:54:20 UTC No. 744567
>>744557
By the way the other way is buying a 4chan ad.
Anonymous at Mon, 1 May 2023 12:21:00 UTC No. 744594
>>744593
damn Bobert Land really fills out that bear costume
Anonymous at Mon, 1 May 2023 22:09:55 UTC No. 744631
Georgina or Lisa, that's the question.
Anonymous at Tue, 2 May 2023 01:30:02 UTC No. 744647
>>744631
Georgina, she's annoying, but at least she doesn't smell magnitudes worse than the literal homeless kid
Anonymous at Tue, 2 May 2023 01:33:08 UTC No. 744649
>>744647
You know, I agree, they're both good, but there's something about the stinky NEET.
Anonymous at Tue, 2 May 2023 02:26:31 UTC No. 744650
>>744593
Never did I ever think I'd find Mute cute..I see I was wrong now
Anonymous at Tue, 2 May 2023 12:59:30 UTC No. 744688
Alright so here's what I'm thinking, I'm Charlie and you're all my angels..
Except (you).. (you) be Bosley.
Anonymous at Tue, 2 May 2023 22:15:09 UTC No. 744715
hornyposting is the only way to keep us alive...
Anonymous at Tue, 2 May 2023 22:29:58 UTC No. 744716
>>744715
Then there’s only one thing to do
Anonymous at Tue, 2 May 2023 22:50:19 UTC No. 744717
>>744715
>>744716
I'm working on the FUB pic, okay? Just let me roleplay to myself that I'm drinking wine.
Anonymous at Wed, 3 May 2023 12:11:39 UTC No. 744768
>>744688
I'm less in the mood for horny right now and more in the mood for .. REVEAL YOUR SECRETS TO ME, ALIEN. Give me another season of Solar Opposites.
Me asking Silvia to say something smart or interesting about her species biology or intentions.
Anonymous at Wed, 3 May 2023 12:14:56 UTC No. 744769
>>744768
Why did you direct this at me, you want a secret? Here's a secret get bent.
Anonymous at Wed, 3 May 2023 20:13:47 UTC No. 744786
>>744745
why is she upset?
Anonymous at Wed, 3 May 2023 20:51:42 UTC No. 744790
>>744787
>Shitty composite of Asimov
Why?
Anonymous at Wed, 3 May 2023 22:48:19 UTC No. 744796
>>744790
Maria covering up that he's a robot
Anonymous at Wed, 3 May 2023 22:48:51 UTC No. 744797
so like.. can people understand beansy or like.. like what?
Anonymous at Wed, 3 May 2023 23:07:02 UTC No. 744799
>>744797
Drew and Asimov seem to be able to, and maybe slappy?
Anonymous at Thu, 4 May 2023 00:59:53 UTC No. 744809
Hi, Drewanon here you need a 300+IQ to really understand Beansy she is an emotional powerhouse of emotions and mental thoughts we have hard times verbalizing, she says what's on the viewers mind, but her raspberries are subtle almost seemingly random but there is raw energy behind each pfft PFAAAH and mlem.
Anonymous at Thu, 4 May 2023 01:04:01 UTC No. 744810
>>744787
Awwww Asimov's first death. I'm getting nostalgic
Anonymous at Thu, 4 May 2023 01:05:19 UTC No. 744811
>>744786
Anon asked if she experimented with the octopus once. She got pissed off at the word once. Then when she said yes he asked if she uses the octopus as a masturbatory toy once a month. She got pissed off and went on a rant that the healthy masturbatory session is at least 3 times a day and that no nut november is a jewish ploy to make you pay prostitutes and be wooed by their basic bitch skills which any bitch can develop in less than 1 week. Also you get cancer if you blueball yourself too often for 6 hours a day. Your balls also expand and explode if you have food cravings that last too long and are too strong.
Oh your penis also grows when it molts so in theory you could force your penis to molt if you want it to grow. It also can potentially make you a grower cause your penis just expands the wall rather than the sponge part itself. Let me know if you feel uncomfortable and I'll use dick or cock instead of pingas. Also it's called an urethra, not a peehole, we're not Teletubbies here, albeit those monkeys don't talk.
And of course a male can orgasm from anything you dumbass, his clit is on his cockhead rubbing every thrust and is of appropriate size. Meanwhile a woman's clit is hidden away like a retard with barely a head to show and when she does get an orgasm she can also fucking die from it just like males can die from the dick stealing precious blood from their heart and head to deliver some pretentious sperms who couldn't do it while flaccid cause we're retarded. Just like that one spider that dies after ejaculating. Goddamn nature is literally handicapped, don't get me started on how much better non human gestating and birth is compared to filthy pathetic human women that can't even run while the predator is chasing them to eat them and their baby cause human DNA is a pile of shit that had no business making it so far, but fake it till you make it am I right?
Anonymous at Thu, 4 May 2023 01:12:31 UTC No. 744813
>>744811
Wow, the parrot said all that?
Anonymous at Thu, 4 May 2023 01:21:30 UTC No. 744816
20th thread is the next one. Should we celebrate?
Anonymous at Thu, 4 May 2023 01:22:48 UTC No. 744817
>>744816
Only if I get to be naked.
Anonymous at Thu, 4 May 2023 01:41:44 UTC No. 744820
>>744817
with the black berets in the jacuzzi? they keep the berets on.
Anonymous at Thu, 4 May 2023 05:27:00 UTC No. 744828
>gee i havent checked out on /NPG/ in months, i wonder whats going o-
>
you people..... what the fuck is this? i leave you all to make funny comedy skits with a colorful cast or character archetypes, and i come back to this degeneracy
Anonymous at Thu, 4 May 2023 06:22:13 UTC No. 744832
>>744828
I feel the degeneracy has been going on for a while now, since pretty early on
Anonymous at Thu, 4 May 2023 12:11:01 UTC No. 744839
>>744828
>Make funny comedy skits
Okay, so I have this sketch where Slappy and Drew bust in on me and try to get me to make a sketch.
Anonymous at Thu, 4 May 2023 12:55:58 UTC No. 744853
>>744820
Whatever happened to those little devils?
Anonymous at Thu, 4 May 2023 12:56:35 UTC No. 744854
>>744853
in my basement
Anonymous at Thu, 4 May 2023 17:07:57 UTC No. 744868
>>744854
You have remember to feed them, right, Toades said that he wasn't going to clone you any more after these ones, dude.
Monkey Paw at Fri, 5 May 2023 02:56:14 UTC No. 744920
1) I wish for 30 seasons of North Park
2) I wish for North Park to have a fandom of 2 billion people.
Anonymous at Fri, 5 May 2023 06:28:30 UTC No. 744926
>>744820
>>744853
I was wondering, Should we make a wiki page for them as a group, like the page for Lydia's gang or the girl's club? They don't have enough going on as individuals for their own separate pages but a group page might be fine. Right now I've been just sorting their art into Max's gallery.
Anonymous at Fri, 5 May 2023 06:58:36 UTC No. 744930
>>744926
They should just be a footnote on Max's page
Anonymous at Fri, 5 May 2023 10:01:59 UTC No. 744934
>>744920
>1) I wish for 30 seasons of North Park
granted, but around season 23 the show becomes a soap opera and dives heavily into worldbuilding and continuity in order to deliver serious commentary with these shitty doodles
>2) I wish for North Park to have a fandom of 2 billion people.
granted, but like it's southern counterpart, 1 billion of those fans are twitter zoomers who woobify the characters and turn them into little zorbos to spout their own belief and opinions.
Anonymous at Fri, 5 May 2023 11:02:12 UTC No. 744938
>>744934
>granted, but around season 23 the show becomes a soap opera and dives heavily into worldbuilding and continuity in order to deliver serious commentary with these shitty doodles
so approx 13 seasons after it happened to SP? we fared better than we expected
>granted, but like it's southern counterpart, 1 billion of those fans are twitter zoomers who woobify the characters and turn them into little zorbos to spout their own belief and opinions.
is it really any worse than a fanbase of coomers?
Anonymous at Fri, 5 May 2023 11:37:23 UTC No. 744943
>>744938
>is it really any worse than a fanbase of coomers?
coomers have the potential to keep your characters in-character and the only time they'll complain about canon is when a fan favorite get's less screentime or if this character's boobs are smaller than last episode's.
plus, free advertisement as they'll actually watch your show
Anonymous at Fri, 5 May 2023 12:02:15 UTC No. 744946
Guy reality's fucking melting, we need to all hold hands and jump to the next thread!
Anonymous at Fri, 5 May 2023 12:06:02 UTC No. 744947
>>744946
Still got a little bit before next thread
Anonymous at Fri, 5 May 2023 12:20:59 UTC No. 744948
>>744947
Can we uh.. Still hold hands?
Anonymous at Fri, 5 May 2023 12:34:28 UTC No. 744949
>>744948
Sure (:
Anonymous at Fri, 5 May 2023 12:36:06 UTC No. 744950
>>744949
Sweet!
Anonymous at Fri, 5 May 2023 13:09:04 UTC No. 744954
>>744952
URK!
Oh no...I'm getting attached to her individually they're supposed to be homogeneous
Anonymous at Fri, 5 May 2023 15:03:58 UTC No. 744966
>>744954
I mean, she had to eat one of the other clones because SOMEONE forgot to feed them.
Anonymous at Fri, 5 May 2023 15:04:35 UTC No. 744967
>>744966
I feed them.
Anonymous at Fri, 5 May 2023 15:33:42 UTC No. 744992
dellyfag reporting in. sorry for the massive inactivity i still really love the project and ive been on other boards and of the net for a while but ive been lurking here and there and i love what youve done with delly's mom! pretty much what i had in mind, the only thing is that when delly grows up she becomes a pretty much carbon copy of how her mom looked, but maybe that's how the mom looked in the past, maybe when she was pregnant with delly or when delly was still very young but she changed her appearance to what we currently see as her daughter grew up.
im also gonna say no to the idea of her being with shef since it makes no sense, that would make her and mandy sisters and make other plothole problems.
.... however i see potential for non-canon lewds and you all know how i feel about shef so i might do something with that eventually... so much to draw so little time.
Anonymous at Fri, 5 May 2023 15:35:13 UTC No. 744995
>>744992
off the net*
and sorry for some esl moments here and there im not feeling well so my typing is sloppy lol it's hard to think when you're sick.
Anonymous at Fri, 5 May 2023 15:49:54 UTC No. 745005
>>744926
Definitely a group and we should only describe their theorized personalities on that one page. I should give some breadcrumbs, atm it's less than Hazbin Hotel's fandom where they've built up 4 years worth of fanfiction and theories that are about to all be destroyed this summer.
Wanna throw ideas around for what their hobbies n personalities are? I see you've already given them specific attitudes.
>>744930
Cripplefucker should be a footnote on Delly's page.
Anonymous at Fri, 5 May 2023 15:54:13 UTC No. 745006
>>745005
>Wanna throw ideas around for what their hobbies n personalities are? I see you've already given them specific attitudes.
genetic clone offspring's from Max, so they each share a main trait from Max but increased feminine traits .
🗑️ Anonymous at Fri, 5 May 2023 16:01:42 UTC No. 745007
>>745006
I mean you theory is absolutely technically 100% correct, just not in the way you think it is.
Anonymous at Fri, 5 May 2023 16:07:12 UTC No. 745009
>>745006
I mean your theory is absolutely technically 100% correct, just not in the way you think it is.
Anonymous at Fri, 5 May 2023 16:14:55 UTC No. 745011
>>744967
Then why did she eat one of the other clones!?
Anonymous at Fri, 5 May 2023 17:11:28 UTC No. 745012
>>745006
and specific personality traits/hobbies wise?
Let's see here...
>They're all great combatants, but they each specialize in something;
>intelligence/hacker/sniper/vehicle
>escape artist/sniper/disguises/distraction
>heavy weapons/explosives/mediator/vehicle
>scout/execution planner/jack of all trades
SA is an optimistic genius.
FA has a silver tongue and wits that catch you off guard. She starts off with what sounds like a compliment only to devolve into a funny insult. She's the most flirty.
LA is a therapist. Make of that what you will and everything it entails.
EA thinks she's the hero, EA is the man of action, an extrovert, her ideas are kinda all over the place.
But hey come up with your own fancanon, you could even make LA a smoking goth hippy Anna Wintour with a minigun and bazooka preaching peace and unity while threatening you with a RPG and killing your gay dog cause gays have no rights. Also she burns capes cause capes are gay.
>>745011
There can only be one. Except oh no wait they were all just behind her because they're just that 1 dimensional at first glance.
>>744954
Yeah how dare you, you're suppose to be like those arabs with harems and love all your waifus equally...
>>744946
Okay but say no homo before. Holding hands is so sick, anon. Next you'll ask us to share our water bottles and sandwiches, you sick depraved puppy you. But this was all a ploy to hold my hand, wasn't it?
Anonymous at Fri, 5 May 2023 17:36:05 UTC No. 745017
>>745012
They should do everything together. Watch movies together, eat together, brush their teeth together, go to sleep together, watch porn together, gangbang Crip together, say Max's name in unison, go back to their home plane in one ship together before reality breaks.
Anonymous at Fri, 5 May 2023 17:42:26 UTC No. 745018
>>744952
i swear to Satan, Max if her real name is literally Los Angeles i'm going to be mindbroken. Look how pissed off she already is.
>>743893
Naggerman should get his own anime intro.
Anonymous at Fri, 5 May 2023 18:08:49 UTC No. 745021
>>745018
Naggerman should get her* own intro and make it sounds like Goosebumps' intro. Stop making her a him, you want cat dick? that's not how you get cat dick.
No no I'm not that on the nose ... their last full names are literally the letter "A".
Anonymous at Sat, 6 May 2023 00:31:22 UTC No. 745040
>>744992
Yeah I figured most of the stuff with Delly's mom fucking different characters was just for the "rule34 AU" and isn't actually canon.
Anonymous at Sat, 6 May 2023 01:44:06 UTC No. 745055
>>744992
dellyfag, what should delly's mom's name be?
Anonymous at Sat, 6 May 2023 06:01:43 UTC No. 745073
>>745069
Technically, yeah. At least more-so than Dr Toades can. There's a reason why they enjoy messing around with Crip and also taking Robert's hat and glasses off and happily oogling him, it's in their nature.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lye
Anonymous at Sat, 6 May 2023 06:58:52 UTC No. 745074
>>744926
eax angel
lax angel
fax angel
sax angel
Anonymous at Sat, 6 May 2023 07:04:39 UTC No. 745076
>>745074
There's something cool about their initials if you look closely.
Anonymous at Sat, 6 May 2023 07:26:42 UTC No. 745080
>>744952
Every time I see that haircut I get this song playing in my head:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WBj
Anonymous at Sat, 6 May 2023 13:26:16 UTC No. 745091
>>745086
>This is your therapist and psychiatrist in one
>Say something nice about her while she drugs you
Anonymous at Sat, 6 May 2023 18:10:42 UTC No. 745100
>>745092
It's good, she just lacks the assets. Ankha has a skirt, a bigger butt and a tail to make the animation more lively.
Otherwise you need to do the spine-breaking Caramelldansen dance or make her hold the pose with 2-3 swings on each side like gif and vid related. Also having the timeline of the frames is great so you can know exactly how it was made. Every animator will tell you that poses are a million times more important than the movement itself (unless you're playing with stick figure fights and effects like liquids and smoke).
https://youtu.be/ysluTWa7UBk?t=244
Anonymous at Sat, 6 May 2023 22:45:27 UTC No. 745111
>>745109
>Gets murdered by Gretel by just smiling evily at her and then steals her brother's cum while he's sleeping and they have incest babies.
Anonymous at Sun, 7 May 2023 01:03:46 UTC No. 745126
>>745109
He doesn't even know she exists
Anonymous at Sun, 7 May 2023 01:27:06 UTC No. 745127
>>745126
that's what makes it so good, the tragedy that Dorothy is so forgettable and will amount to nothing that her only chance of relevancy is nestling with the ratboy
Anonymous at Sun, 7 May 2023 03:53:47 UTC No. 745136
>>745111
I wish Gretel was never made
Anonymous at Sun, 7 May 2023 04:18:06 UTC No. 745137
>>745127
I love how we actually did nothing but praise her, make her popular and protect her despite the fact the creator intended her to be easy to bully and abuse and kill because of her condition and how ugly and meek she is as a ginger which was supposed to make her unpopular, not the most popular new character we had for that week.
Anonymous at Sun, 7 May 2023 04:41:54 UTC No. 745138
>>745137
It makes sense we all like her, but in universe her peers are all kids and kids are assholes, none of them are gonna like the weird, ugly and wimpy girl whose medical condition gets in the way of doing anything fun.
Anonymous at Sun, 7 May 2023 05:15:12 UTC No. 745139
>>745040
yeah lol my thoughts as well. anyone is free to do what they want with her im glad you guys like my little goober enough to continue making lore for her even when im dead, it means a lot. ill try to pop around more but im mainly on other boards and spending too much time drawing/talking with my significant other so i havent been on a lot.
>>745055
nurse maggie was what i had in mind when i wanted to introduce her myself but if you guys can think of a more fitting name feel free to experiment.
Anonymous at Sun, 7 May 2023 06:19:42 UTC No. 745143
>>745141
I wonder what type of panties she wears
Anonymous at Sun, 7 May 2023 10:48:56 UTC No. 745156
>>745143
Like all her clothes they were probably pretty good quality when she lived back in the mansion but since being homeless they've over time gotten a lot more dirty and worn out. Doesn't help they only really have one outfit each that they only wash once every few weeks to a month in the creek. Gretel would probably like to get some fresh underwear but Hansel refuses to steal her some as he finds it too embarrassing.
Regardless, she sure isn't gonna let you see them anytime soon.
Anonymous at Sun, 7 May 2023 14:47:11 UTC No. 745192
>>745141
Prove it, prove that you're not a brother fucker by fucking someone non related to you, you brother fucker.
Go ahead go pick a boy and kiss him, prove you're normal in the head.
>inb4 she picks someone that looks exactly like Hansel or tries to dress him up to look like him.
Anonymous at Sun, 7 May 2023 15:07:22 UTC No. 745194
>>745192
Gretel wouldn't want to kiss anyone else because she thinks she's too good for everyone else, Sorta.
The thing with Gretel is that she's simultaneously an egotistical haughty mean girl as well as an autistic sheltered dork. She's actually pretty similar to her brother in lacking social graces but she covers it with a coat of her "mean rich girl who is not actually rich but acts like she is" paint. Combined with the fact that she grew up in an environment without other kids her age and was taught to not exactly value human life, things like romance and relationships is a bit too scary for her. Or maybe she does actually just think she's too good for anyone, who knows? It's somewhere buried in there.
Her relationship with her brother is natural to her, no matter what Hansel will always be her brother and that's a nice bit of security for her. Maybe that's why she's so clingy with him. She'll at least attempt on occasion to pursue actual friendship with others but it's generally very hard for her to do as she doesn't grasp what a friend should be or do. If she can't even work out friendships yet, how could she work out romance?
Anonymous at Sun, 7 May 2023 15:29:44 UTC No. 745198
>>745194
I want her to be friends with the poorest kid on the block so she can act rich, despite being poor.
Anonymous at Sun, 7 May 2023 15:54:16 UTC No. 745199
>>745198
>the poorest kid on the block
That’d be Hansel.
Although the poorest kid who actually lives in a house is probably Savannah or Dull
Anonymous at Sun, 7 May 2023 16:14:02 UTC No. 745201
>>745199
Dull lives in a shack
Anonymous at Sun, 7 May 2023 16:16:34 UTC No. 745202
>>745194
Thoughts on the Prince & The Pauper with Max & Hansel? I wrote in a post somewhere how they'd behave if their positions were switched, what's your theory?
Anonymous at Sun, 7 May 2023 19:41:48 UTC No. 745207
>>744966
How was I suppose to know you don't feed them water from a bowl? RIP my hamsters and rabbits. Why the fuck are there animals who can't drink plain water, but instead take their water from seeds and vegetables?
Anonymous at Sun, 7 May 2023 20:08:47 UTC No. 745209
>>745202
>I wrote in a post somewhere how they'd behave if their positions were switched
post it
Anonymous at Sun, 7 May 2023 22:13:32 UTC No. 745214
>>745202
Yeah sure, sounds fun
Anonymous at Sun, 7 May 2023 22:46:38 UTC No. 745215
>>745209
https://archived.moe/i/thread/73511
Anonymous at Mon, 8 May 2023 00:30:18 UTC No. 745226
>>745225
She fucking stole my Birthday Cake Nuggets at the beach, and called my Boo Berry Lasagna shit.
Anonymous at Mon, 8 May 2023 04:09:29 UTC No. 745241
Can I please convert back to my old religion? I'm tired of pool parties.
Anonymous at Mon, 8 May 2023 04:23:32 UTC No. 745242
If you guys tell me what the Black Angels' names spell out I'll give you a piece of info that initially makes no goddamn sense whatsoever but will make sense in the future.
Anonymous at Mon, 8 May 2023 07:13:07 UTC No. 745253
>>745242
The only word you can get from their first initials is "self".
Anonymous at Mon, 8 May 2023 10:50:58 UTC No. 745259
Max is the type to kidnap people for mentioning his name at the end of a thread DO NOT mention it, he's kind of like CandleJack but more
Anonymous at Mon, 8 May 2023 13:57:01 UTC No. 745272
>>745253
>SELF
Creepy and fitting, isn't it? Alright, listen: Max marries Penny. Have fun.
>>745259
I'm going to need more rope. Enjoy keeping Mineral company in my basement.
Anonymous at Mon, 8 May 2023 14:31:32 UTC No. 745273
>>744717
I wonder if we'll get the FUB art before the thread dies
Anonymous at Mon, 8 May 2023 14:35:49 UTC No. 745274
>>745273
I stopped working on it briefly, and for people who don't wanna see it I'll post in a catbox, do you really wanna see a shameless self-insert pic?
Anonymous at Mon, 8 May 2023 14:41:56 UTC No. 745276
>>745274
Yes, the idea of self insert porn is inherently funny to me like the Dellyanon x Shef stuff
Anonymous at Mon, 8 May 2023 14:44:08 UTC No. 745277
>>745276
I get that.
Well I hope it doesn't disappoint.
Anonymous at Mon, 8 May 2023 18:15:31 UTC No. 745280
Max's Angels versus Lydia's gang would be funny.
Anonymous at Mon, 8 May 2023 18:34:39 UTC No. 745282
>>744926
Speaking of characters with too little content for their own page, should we make a page for Naggerman or wait till she gets more art, events and information?
Anonymous at Mon, 8 May 2023 20:54:23 UTC No. 745286
>>745282
Naggerman should be a part of Max's page
Anonymous at Mon, 8 May 2023 21:05:42 UTC No. 745288
>>745286
Every parent should be a part of their child's page. ;) child directory > parent directory
Anonymous at Mon, 8 May 2023 21:21:09 UTC No. 745289
>>745288
*screeching programmer noises* first they came for the master-slave names, and now they come for the parent-child names.
that's it that's it I need 2 double-barreled shotguns for this one BUT NOT FOR ME. Skankhunt69 is coming out.
Anonymous at Tue, 9 May 2023 00:37:02 UTC No. 745299
>>745282
See I am hesitant for pets considering how many there are and how little actual content we have for them. Naggerman isn't really any more prominent than other pets, but we wouldn't make a page for say Hansel's rats, or Mute's pets, or Asimov's roomba, or Drew's crab. Or Beansy's lego bricks etc.
Anonymous at Tue, 9 May 2023 01:41:57 UTC No. 745301
>>745299
Crabby Little Fuck wears a little hat.
Anonymous at Tue, 9 May 2023 04:13:04 UTC No. 745319
>>745280
It is funny when gangs get their shit kicked in by a helicopter and a minigun when they think they're hot shit.
Anonymous at Tue, 9 May 2023 10:11:44 UTC No. 745346
>>745342
Yeah sure, I don't see why not
I wanna finish that seventh row
Anonymous at Tue, 9 May 2023 11:49:49 UTC No. 745351
>>745342
>Stan flirting with girls who are waaaaaaaaay too young because he thinks it's still 1974 so nobody will care
I hope you know I'm going to roll with this now.
Anonymous at Tue, 9 May 2023 12:14:50 UTC No. 745356
>>745355
My wife.
Anonymous at Tue, 9 May 2023 12:29:07 UTC No. 745357
>>745356
I'm sorry to hear that
Anonymous at Tue, 9 May 2023 12:30:06 UTC No. 745358
>>745357
Why? She smells and is hairy! That's the best part about her!
Anonymous at Tue, 9 May 2023 12:35:28 UTC No. 745359
>>745358
oh god, it's terminal
Anonymous at Tue, 9 May 2023 12:38:28 UTC No. 745360
running gag where Curtis has a entire treasure trove of fake mustaches/costumes identities that each serve the most specific of purposes. Like Roger from Family Guy
Anonymous at Tue, 9 May 2023 12:42:31 UTC No. 745361
>>745355
>POV: you finally thought you were gonna hook up with that supermodel you were talking to online only to be met with this when you open the door
Anonymous at Tue, 9 May 2023 13:06:04 UTC No. 745365
>>745361
I've had fantasies about similar scenarios.
Anonymous at Tue, 9 May 2023 14:47:23 UTC No. 745370
>>745355
What do you think she smells like here?
Anonymous at Tue, 9 May 2023 14:47:59 UTC No. 745371
>>745370
Armpit, pussy, musk, sweat and stale mountain dew.
Anonymous at Tue, 9 May 2023 19:24:38 UTC No. 745390
>>745355
I picture Lisa with Sherri Stoner doing Slappy's voice
and I picture Max with Billy West doing Zapp's voice.
Can't picture Drew and Slappy with different voices since they already have ones.
How about you guys?
Anonymous at Tue, 9 May 2023 21:03:53 UTC No. 745404
>>745390
>Can't picture Drew and Slappy with different voices since they already have ones.
I fucked up so hard, didn't I?
Anyway Melville sounds like Sheldon from Bully.
Ashley I feel like would be voiced by Dino Stamotopomosodalponolous' daughter, or a child in general who just speaks in giggles and "MINE!"
Bobland is just bear sounds.
Anonymous at Wed, 10 May 2023 21:21:28 UTC No. 745489
Hey I'm new here.
I love that blonde and blue character, what did you say his name was again?
Anonymous at Wed, 10 May 2023 22:34:01 UTC No. 745491
>>745489
Chuck, he's the shrimpy Mayor
Anonymous at Thu, 11 May 2023 02:40:01 UTC No. 745508
Guys I have strayed from the pool, and I sincerely apologize, we need church, we're told that all the time and I horny post a lot, we all do.
https://files.catbox.moe/ig4cm1.mp3
Anonymous at Thu, 11 May 2023 03:16:42 UTC No. 745510
>>745508
>Takes a sip.
...
THIS ISN'T LEMONADE, IT'S SPED PISS!
Anonymous at Thu, 11 May 2023 03:25:58 UTC No. 745511
>>745510
Woops, guess Crippler got into the lmaonade.
Anonymous at Thu, 11 May 2023 05:15:26 UTC No. 745523
>>745508
https://youtu.be/WRrKX5I0pVk
Anonymous at Thu, 11 May 2023 07:25:00 UTC No. 745526
>>745510
How do you know what Sped piss tastes like?
Anonymous at Thu, 11 May 2023 11:39:34 UTC No. 745533
>>745526
Blame Georgina...
Anonymous at Thu, 11 May 2023 11:59:02 UTC No. 745534
>>745533
Huh? Blame her for what? I don't understand
Anonymous at Thu, 11 May 2023 12:00:02 UTC No. 745535
>>745534
If you know, you know.
Anonymous at Thu, 11 May 2023 12:20:30 UTC No. 745537
>>745536
She pissed in the lemonade.