🧵 /npg/ Comfy North Park OC thread #20
Anonymous at Thu, 11 May 2023 20:23:11 UTC No. 745546
Welcome to the North Park OC thread, a place to draw, create and discuss original characters for North Park, a South Park spin off. Feel free to read through the wiki for more information on the characters so far. Otherwise, draw characters and have fun!
Here is a list off most of if not all the drawn characters so far. If you want a quick way to start drawing them, use a random number generator (www.calculator.net/random-number-g
Wiki link:
https://north-park-creations.fandom
Previous thread:
>>742123
Anonymous at Fri, 12 May 2023 03:05:15 UTC No. 745562
>>745559
Where is he?
Anonymous at Fri, 12 May 2023 03:21:32 UTC No. 745563
>>745562
Lets just say... Glue around the country was strangely red for a few weeks...
Anonymous at Fri, 12 May 2023 21:57:53 UTC No. 745601
Momo breaking into the basement to kidnap Nightmare Guy
Anonymous at Sat, 13 May 2023 05:42:12 UTC No. 745627
>>745546
Here's the current updated line up as I was asleep when the last thread archived so didn't make this OP. I've also added some new pages to the wiki.
Also here's a link to the archive for last thread as the one linked in OP won't last for more than a few days
https://archived.moe/i/thread/74212
Anonymous at Sat, 13 May 2023 08:01:06 UTC No. 745631
>>745629
That or she just takes the bucket that he sleeps in and puts a lid on it so he can't get out
Anonymous at Sat, 13 May 2023 08:57:46 UTC No. 745636
I want more R63 Nightmare Guy art, the lewder the better!
Anonymous at Sat, 13 May 2023 10:48:38 UTC No. 745643
>>745640
if you're looking for an explanation I don't have one.
but man, imagine her giving you a goopy titfuck.
Anonymous at Sat, 13 May 2023 10:55:09 UTC No. 745644
>>745643
I have a couple of ideas, if she's anything like her male counterpart she'd be innocent, friendly, and loving.
plus she doesn't talk, which might be a huge plus too depending on who you ask
Anonymous at Sat, 13 May 2023 11:23:05 UTC No. 745645
>>745601
When you said Momo I thought of the Lemur from TLA.
>>745559
Damn did Max and his angels get him?
Anonymous at Sat, 13 May 2023 11:36:01 UTC No. 745646
>>745645
>Damn did Max and his angels get him?
He tried to expose Asimov as a government robot
Anonymous at Sat, 13 May 2023 11:45:49 UTC No. 745648
>>745640
Goddamn!
more please!
Anonymous at Sat, 13 May 2023 12:01:33 UTC No. 745650
>>745627
I'm sorry I made the OP, I panicked, you never fail, you ever just freak out for a second and you're like 'Oh shit'?
Anonymous at Sat, 13 May 2023 13:36:43 UTC No. 745655
>>745648
More of what?
>>745650
That's fine. When I think the thread might archive when I'm sleeping I usually make sure to wake up early to see if I need to make the new OP or not. I woke up probably less than an hour after you made the thread.
Anonymous at Sat, 13 May 2023 14:10:45 UTC No. 745658
>>745655
Damn, can we see the Nightmare Gal pusspuss?
Anonymous at Sat, 13 May 2023 14:27:37 UTC No. 745659
>>745658
Can we see your character's pusspuss or peepee?
You is mad thirsty for Nightmare Guy next you gonna wanna eat some of Slappette's Clussy.
Anonymous at Sat, 13 May 2023 14:49:34 UTC No. 745661
>>745659
I don't think I could find any version of Slappy hot.
Also, all the characters I made are free to porn up.
One of whom just so happens to be Nightmare Guy.
Anonymous at Sat, 13 May 2023 14:50:33 UTC No. 745662
>>745661
Time to draw some Drillpeen with Oil-filled testicles, then.
When I stop being lazy.
Anonymous at Sat, 13 May 2023 15:04:08 UTC No. 745663
>>745662
Are you talking about Asimov?
I mean we've talked about his robo-dong before, and it was never really compared to a drill, we even joked that TT used one as a dildo.
Anonymous at Sat, 13 May 2023 15:05:29 UTC No. 745665
>>745663
I imagine it as a drill with two glass orbs holding oil.
But also an Extendo-Peen 3000© makes sense, too.
Anonymous at Sat, 13 May 2023 15:08:30 UTC No. 745666
>>745665
it's the second, I think giving him a drill cock is a little bit too far
Anonymous at Sat, 13 May 2023 15:24:10 UTC No. 745669
>>745666
>Stan is in the thread
One is for pleasure, the other's for digging for resources.
Anonymous at Sat, 13 May 2023 20:46:09 UTC No. 745694
>>745655
more please!
Anonymous at Sun, 14 May 2023 02:44:56 UTC No. 745710
I have a hankerin' for more lewds.
if it is not quelled, there will be consequences!
Anonymous at Sun, 14 May 2023 02:46:03 UTC No. 745711
>>745710
Lewds of who?
Anonymous at Sun, 14 May 2023 02:50:42 UTC No. 745712
>>745711
any of the girls really, Maybe something with Lydia and Posie doing their incest lesbian meme stuff, or their moms?
More Nightmare Gal or some other Genderbent Lewds could be fun.
Anonymous at Sun, 14 May 2023 04:06:29 UTC No. 745725
A lot of pics missing from the wiki. Also oopsie where do we put all of T.T's AUs? still the same TT page? poor OCs are getting orphaned despite having parents.
>>745712
Some Nightmare Gal with Naggerman interactions would be interesting. Just for the sake of theorizing how Naggerman's powers work and everyone coming up with his own interpretation.
Anonymous at Sun, 14 May 2023 07:15:37 UTC No. 745730
>>745725
>A lot of pics missing from the wiki
Since it takes a while to upload all the images and then sort them into all the correct galleries I usually have to put aside some time to do it, so I usually do it a handful of days after the new thread when I have free time. Probably not for a few more days at this rate but they will be uploaded after that.
Anonymous at Sun, 14 May 2023 11:50:17 UTC No. 745745
I’m still expecting that self insert FUB porn to get posted as anon said he would last thread
Anonymous at Sun, 14 May 2023 14:41:45 UTC No. 745753
>>745745
You gonna have to wait Anon, like I said I lose interest in drawing certain things sometimes, I'm scattered, unfocused.
Like Nolan? Maybe not like Nolan, but I am unfocused and scattered unless I'm into it.
You have to imagine me doing a little head bob as I say 'I'm into it', don't expect the big stuff either.
Anonymous at Sun, 14 May 2023 15:29:53 UTC No. 745758
How often do you think Delly's mom has flicked the bean to imagining Maria domming her?
Anonymous at Sun, 14 May 2023 15:30:36 UTC No. 745759
>>745758
Twice by accident.
Anonymous at Sun, 14 May 2023 16:44:02 UTC No. 745764
>>745759
is this something on the level of Drew totally not being gay?
Anonymous at Sun, 14 May 2023 20:01:35 UTC No. 745778
>>745764
Drew's okay with her gay now, didn't you hear in the newest Sketch? She literally called Beansy her gf, only to say she isn't gay, she likes both, but Beansy is the best.
Anonymous at Sun, 14 May 2023 20:18:21 UTC No. 745781
>>745778
>Asimov got dropped
NO, MY OT3!
Anonymous at Sun, 14 May 2023 20:19:09 UTC No. 745782
>>745781
WAIT I DIDN'T MEAN IT LIKE THAT ANON.
Anonymous at Sun, 14 May 2023 22:51:09 UTC No. 745799
>>745782
I miss Asimov and Drew interacting in voice things.
I want more Drew interacting with him and reacting to the weird shit around him, whether via crossdressing or just the general weird shit of him being a robot with a fed aunt.
Anonymous at Sun, 14 May 2023 22:56:30 UTC No. 745800
>>745799
If I do make another voice sketch, what would you want to see? To give Quality over Quantity, I'm trying to make them shorter and not ad-lib the whole thing.
Anonymous at Mon, 15 May 2023 00:28:12 UTC No. 745807
>>745800
Drew sperging out about seeing Girlsimov everywhere, Asimov being her Awesome-o and rattling off sitcom ideas for her, the two going out on their first date, Drew noting that the Asimoms and Maria are hot, only to immediately try to verbally backspace, and her reaction to finding out that Asimov is a robot for real.
Anonymous at Tue, 16 May 2023 03:26:45 UTC No. 745873
>>745858
what if he was sharp instead?
Anonymous at Tue, 16 May 2023 03:27:16 UTC No. 745874
>>745873
we would die
Anonymous at Tue, 16 May 2023 13:36:26 UTC No. 745887
>>745877
I knew this was a conspiracy against the working class.
Anonymous at Wed, 17 May 2023 01:32:36 UTC No. 745957
Imagine Drew trying to talk dirty, it can only end hilariously
Anonymous at Wed, 17 May 2023 01:36:13 UTC No. 745959
>>745957
Don't give me ideas.
Anonymous at Wed, 17 May 2023 02:32:03 UTC No. 745964
>>745959
I'd be genuinely interested to see you try to tackle Drew dirty talk.
Like, I really wanna see that particular car crash
Anonymous at Wed, 17 May 2023 08:09:44 UTC No. 745980
Naggerman would make for a nice pet mascot for the black angels. Kinda like Godzilla and Garfield in one.
Anonymous at Wed, 17 May 2023 12:43:14 UTC No. 745985
We need a proper power level tier list for NP characters.
Anonymous at Wed, 17 May 2023 12:43:46 UTC No. 745986
>>745985
Max Gordito SSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS
Anonymous at Wed, 17 May 2023 13:40:17 UTC No. 745987
>>745985
Impossible, the characters work on rule of funny that gives most of them inconsistent power levels depending on what's funniest for the situation.
Anonymous at Thu, 18 May 2023 00:42:57 UTC No. 746011
I, THE GREAT CREATOR OF DREAM CHILD, HAVE RETURNED.
AND TO BRING BACK GLORY TO /NP/ thread, what if we have someone die in a hilarious way in universe through a Extreme Slip and Slide!?
Anonymous at Thu, 18 May 2023 00:55:31 UTC No. 746012
>>746011
I nominate Blenny.
Anonymous at Thu, 18 May 2023 02:30:34 UTC No. 746018
>>746011
I banish thee to the und'rw'rld thee findeth. I madeth thee by mine own handeth, i'll killeth thee by mineth hands.
Also Asimov-2 on Slappy's banana.
Anonymous at Thu, 18 May 2023 07:06:29 UTC No. 746033
>>746018
>Also Asimov-2 on Slappy's banana.
that sounds gay as hell
Anonymous at Thu, 18 May 2023 13:07:13 UTC No. 746049
>>746033
For once, I didn't type that shit.
Anonymous at Thu, 18 May 2023 13:42:04 UTC No. 746050
Nightmare Girl slapping Slappy's banana to get a lappy. She slips and falls on Slappy and slides down his silky creamy banana custard pie with whipped cream.
Anonymous at Thu, 18 May 2023 13:45:13 UTC No. 746051
>>746050
Bro, you are confusing me, you mean Slappy gets to molest BOTH of his nieces?
Anonymous at Thu, 18 May 2023 14:23:05 UTC No. 746052
>>746050
Nightmare Gal is 2 big for Slappy's little clown sausage.
She wouldn't feel a thing
Anonymous at Thu, 18 May 2023 14:30:08 UTC No. 746053
>>746052
Big things come in small packages... MELVILLE I knew we we're missing a key to the puzzle. Melville get over here, we got a job for you you useless elephant you.
Anonymous at Thu, 18 May 2023 14:48:07 UTC No. 746055
>>746052
>Implying clown sausages don't have a special texture that makes you feel everything. The feel is slimy yet satisfying,
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=s3x
Anonymous at Thu, 18 May 2023 14:50:28 UTC No. 746056
>>746055
Anon, it would literally be like a hotdog down a hallway
Anonymous at Thu, 18 May 2023 14:52:01 UTC No. 746057
https://files.catbox.moe/ox11bt.mp3
Anonymous at Thu, 18 May 2023 14:53:10 UTC No. 746058
>>746056
>he doesn't know about Tantric Clown sex
Anonymous at Thu, 18 May 2023 15:04:52 UTC No. 746059
>Clown penis chatter stops
Next time I'll keep my mouth shut.
Anonymous at Thu, 18 May 2023 15:31:02 UTC No. 746061
>>746059
You want us to talk about your weird blue dingaling ling a ling?
Well too bad we're now going to talk about Nightmare Gal's strange, what does the texture feel like, anons? whatever strange feeling it has it sure is better than barbed katdik
Anonymous at Thu, 18 May 2023 20:31:13 UTC No. 746088
>>746061
>You want us to talk about your weird blue dingaling ling a ling?
Dave no, I just thought it was funny speculation about Slappy's sex life just happened out of the blue, it felt bizarre but also funny, I should've ridden it out before scolding you, you little rapscallion.
Anonymous at Thu, 18 May 2023 20:51:34 UTC No. 746089
>>746061
>Well too bad we're now going to talk about Nightmare Gal's strange, what does the texture feel like, anons? whatever strange feeling it has it sure is better than barbed katdik
It's warm and gooey and feels even better than one of her hugs
Anonymous at Thu, 18 May 2023 20:54:03 UTC No. 746090
>>746089
yes but what's it smell like?
Anonymous at Thu, 18 May 2023 20:58:56 UTC No. 746093
>>746090
Cherries
Anonymous at Fri, 19 May 2023 21:33:07 UTC No. 746174
Okay guys, I saw Max and he was with the angels and I have very limited time to post this BUT MAX IS FRIENDS WITH
Anonymous at Sat, 20 May 2023 02:08:52 UTC No. 746190
>>746174
Oh wow, one of the angels just fucked that guy to death
Anonymous at Sat, 20 May 2023 04:05:57 UTC No. 746200
>>746190
>The Angels will fuck you to death
God, sounds like a dream.
Anonymous at Sat, 20 May 2023 11:10:16 UTC No. 746214
>>746200
Oh, she also used a razorblade coated dildo to do it.
Anonymous at Sat, 20 May 2023 13:12:30 UTC No. 746218
>>746190
How do you plead, anonymous?
The sentence is death by snu snu.
They are known by many names; death angels, black angels, maximals, Max's Angels, the black berets, nlgger berets.
Anonymous at Sat, 20 May 2023 13:16:00 UTC No. 746220
>>746218
I choose Snusnu but not a Freddy Krueger Pegging, I want them to drain the life out of my peen.
Anonymous at Sat, 20 May 2023 15:54:33 UTC No. 746231
>>746226
No wonder Asimov-Prime is so evil, it was 2 against 1!
Anonymous at Sun, 21 May 2023 18:10:06 UTC No. 746359
>>746226
>Asimov unleashed this on the world
maybe TT was right...
Anonymous at Mon, 22 May 2023 14:19:51 UTC No. 746424
Slappy just called in to Mac Tonight's public access show and went on a fifteen minute robophobic rant
Anonymous at Mon, 22 May 2023 14:54:31 UTC No. 746426
>>746425
It started off as him hating Mac Tonight for the Moon Man stuff, but then it was revealed that he has a prejudice against Maria for being a Cyborg, and people kinda mashed the two together into him hating robots
Anonymous at Mon, 22 May 2023 20:21:56 UTC No. 746441
Asimov FUCKS
Y/Y
Anonymous at Mon, 22 May 2023 22:10:52 UTC No. 746445
>>746441
We all know in reality the only one who fucks is Weedo.
Anonymous at Mon, 22 May 2023 22:43:26 UTC No. 746446
>>746445
I mean, most of the adults probably still fuck.
we should probably make a list of
>FUCKS
>USED TO FUCK
>HAS NOT FUCKED
>CANNOT FUCK
Anonymous at Mon, 22 May 2023 22:44:33 UTC No. 746447
>>746424
I need to stop dicking and post the unfinished Public Access Drew show.
Anonymous at Tue, 23 May 2023 12:30:57 UTC No. 746497
>>746447
Public Access Drew?
Anonymous at Tue, 23 May 2023 12:37:44 UTC No. 746498
>>746497
Way Past Midnight with Drew.
A shitty public access show, she's trying to be like Johnny Carson! I just need to add music and SFX but I'm a lazy harlequin.
Anonymous at Tue, 23 May 2023 17:16:24 UTC No. 746507
>>746445
>>746446
Max knows where babies come from. How much did he fuck?
Anonymous at Tue, 23 May 2023 18:58:39 UTC No. 746511
>>746508
that's super cute dude.
He's so happy!
Anonymous at Tue, 23 May 2023 20:25:20 UTC No. 746515
>>746508
Can I too go to the Official FNAF Movie Playing of FNAF™??
Anonymous at Tue, 23 May 2023 20:49:01 UTC No. 746516
>>746507
at least 10,000
Anonymous at Wed, 24 May 2023 04:55:32 UTC No. 746559
>>746445
Weedo and Stan the weed man pull mad game with all the stoner hippie chicks
Anonymous at Wed, 24 May 2023 04:58:40 UTC No. 746560
>>746559
and hippie femboys
Anonymous at Wed, 24 May 2023 05:08:35 UTC No. 746562
>>746561
>"Hey man, this is way more far-out than the time I got stone with Weedo--Wait, what?"
>"Bro."
Anonymous at Wed, 24 May 2023 05:37:34 UTC No. 746564
>>746561
Mineral's mom would count if she was out of prison. And her dad might count for this as well >>746560
Then there is Mineral herself, who is probably one toke away from having her hippie blood fully take over.
Anonymous at Wed, 24 May 2023 11:55:33 UTC No. 746576
>>746558
this is some ancient fucking /comfy/ lore when you think about it
Anonymous at Wed, 24 May 2023 11:55:47 UTC No. 746577
>>746508
>Melville isn't there
lol, get dunked on
Also, the first Jumpscare would kill Dorothy and no one would notice
Anonymous at Wed, 24 May 2023 11:56:30 UTC No. 746578
>>746576
What?
Anonymous at Wed, 24 May 2023 12:07:00 UTC No. 746580
>>746578
the person cripplefucker is (most) based on from the /comfy/ threaads had Nathan as his waifu
Anonymous at Wed, 24 May 2023 12:59:18 UTC No. 746590
>>746577
second jumpscare brings her back.
Anonymous at Wed, 24 May 2023 15:03:12 UTC No. 746596
>>746587
are you a new artist? your artstyle doesnt look familiar ittheard
also who the fuck is the black haired guy? did i miss something?
Anonymous at Wed, 24 May 2023 15:25:55 UTC No. 746599
>>746597
kek really? theres twitterfags that like our stuff? link pls
Anonymous at Wed, 24 May 2023 18:55:35 UTC No. 746616
>>746587
You weren't kidding, this bitch crazy
Anonymous at Wed, 24 May 2023 21:35:27 UTC No. 746631
>>746597
Who's the pink haired girl?
>>746600
God save North Park when it gets a fandom.
Anonymous at Thu, 25 May 2023 12:54:05 UTC No. 746737
Yo.............. I got this new strain of WEED... it's called Panic Attack......... You smoke it and you're in a state of pure anxiety thinking everyone's a cop, wanna try it, man????
Anonymous at Thu, 25 May 2023 15:35:20 UTC No. 746740
>>746739
>Melville ripe for the plapping
Very nice.
Anonymous at Fri, 26 May 2023 02:56:34 UTC No. 746833
>>746829
dating cool guys
Anonymous at Fri, 26 May 2023 04:11:05 UTC No. 746836
>>746829
Insane sexual stamina?
Anonymous at Fri, 26 May 2023 06:07:30 UTC No. 746840
>>746739
>T.T being shirtless on the beach is canon
kek i like it
i bet its not even a choice on her part she just cant afford any clothes
Anonymous at Sat, 27 May 2023 12:49:54 UTC No. 746903
>>746840
Neil stole her top, tied it to a rock and threw it into the ocean but no one noticed that she wasn't wearing one so she just decided to roll with it after she almost drowned Neil.
Anonymous at Sat, 27 May 2023 18:15:49 UTC No. 746915
>>746913
I miss when seasons weren't so goddamn small
Anonymous at Sat, 27 May 2023 21:46:08 UTC No. 746920
>>746916
>Series Finale
Hey, dropping the mask here for a second, I genuinely wish South Park would become a Video Game Franchise from now on, just take a break if not just end the series and make more games, Matt and Trey love money and they make a good vidya.
Look if anyone fights me on "Stick of Truth is ass" or "Fractured Booty was bloated" you can go fuck a canadian.
Anonymous at Sat, 27 May 2023 21:46:39 UTC No. 746921
>>746916
Man, Missy is wild
Also.
>Implying that SP will ever be allowed to end
Anonymous at Sun, 28 May 2023 00:22:19 UTC No. 746926
>>746916
is Missy a Squirter?
Anonymous at Sun, 28 May 2023 14:54:48 UTC No. 746952
Hey Drewanon, have you finished that thing yet?
Anonymous at Sun, 28 May 2023 14:55:50 UTC No. 746953
>>746920
I'd love to see more SP Vidya
Anonymous at Mon, 29 May 2023 14:24:13 UTC No. 747016
>>747009
We did it, we've achieved immortal status, I will treasure this image.
Anonymous at Tue, 30 May 2023 01:25:41 UTC No. 747052
>>746952
Nope, sorry.
https://files.catbox.moe/si62qi.mp3
Anonymous at Tue, 30 May 2023 03:30:52 UTC No. 747056
>>747052
>https://files.catbox.moe/si62qi.mp
>Melon
>You need to leave
lol!
Anonymous at Tue, 30 May 2023 03:53:55 UTC No. 747057
>>747056
I hope you enjoyed it, I'm gonna go on an indefinite hiatus with the sketches, I think I'm just burnt out, in the meantime I'll just draw here and there, my true passion.
Still gotta finish the FUB pic that some Anon wants.
Anonymous at Tue, 30 May 2023 04:24:35 UTC No. 747059
>>747058
Bobland and Dull
Anonymous at Tue, 30 May 2023 16:03:50 UTC No. 747079
>>747060
The pampered life he lives detaches his energy from nature.
Li Yang is happy to remind him of this
Anonymous at Tue, 30 May 2023 16:54:35 UTC No. 747080
>>747058
Bobby Norman and Principal Kiddy
they're drinking buddies
Anonymous at Tue, 30 May 2023 20:27:34 UTC No. 747087
>>747082
Hot Retard Summer.
Anonymous at Tue, 30 May 2023 20:33:26 UTC No. 747090
Who are some of your ideal crack (friend)ships? Whether it's your characters who don't or two randos who you don't see together?
For me, it's Bennett and Georgina, I bet they're super sassy bitches together even if Bennett doesn't want to be mean.
However, the allure of Lisa and Ashley is very nice too, someone finally notices and cares for the dumb NEET!
Or what about TT and.. Oh god.. I'm sorry, the Ghost Kid, the Ghost Kid Oh my god, please don't flay me again, I'm sorry, but time shenanigans with those two must be surreal, and disturbing!
Anonymous at Tue, 30 May 2023 20:40:20 UTC No. 747091
>>747090
who the fuck is the ghost kid? Atticus? Ester? Dream child? Actually, I think you mean Atticus
although now that I think about it, Ashley being the only one to ever call Lisa family sounds really nice.
I bet Georgina would use bennet's gaydar as an unironic factor to measure her own popularity among the school (she believes herself to be higher than she really is)
Anonymous at Tue, 30 May 2023 20:43:39 UTC No. 747092
>>747091
>she believes herself to be higher than she really is
This is what makes her great and yes Atticus you fucking mung, Ester is clearly the weird graveyard kid, and Dream Child is obviously the reality destroying kid.
Imagine an episode where Georgina goes to some dance that has no homecoming king or queen and somehow she "rigs" or sets up for her big moment, I wanna hit her in the stomach and see her cry, then wipe her tears and buy her ice cream, Georgina's the Queen Bee of NPE.
Let's talk hypothetical episodes, we hardly do that.
Anonymous at Tue, 30 May 2023 20:51:23 UTC No. 747093
>>747092
>Let's talk hypothetical episodes, we hardly do that.
okay, rate these ideas because I think they have potential
>During a hot day, Hansel suggests taking a vacation to the forest with Gretel to combat her homesickness. They meet some friends along the way: Cindy, Timothy Dull, Savannah and Squirrel Boy as they experience the wonders of nature and a dark plot by the vice principal to harvest the forest for resources. It’s a save the environment episode, be glad Posie isn’t here.
>8. Sid, Lisa and Melville have been rising up the ranks of this new FPS PC game and they have a chance to play in a professional league, only for Sid’s girlfriend, Posie, to join their group as she loves the game. This wouldn’t be so bad if the fact that Posie sucking ass at video games would prove to be a detriment to the group and Lisa forcing Sid to make a hard decision of kicking out his girlfriend or not playing with them anymore.
>4. Dr. Toades assigns a biology assignment to the class and picks the teams, resulting in Trisha, Silvia and T.T. in a team of 3. While they aren’t too ecstatic about each other, they manage to find some common ground and work together…that is until both T.T. 's and Silvia’s alt-lives cross paths and their true natures clash. Can Trisha finish her project before it’s due while an alien and time traveler duke it out?
Anonymous at Tue, 30 May 2023 20:58:58 UTC No. 747094
>>747093
I like them, I'm a sucker for the whole Yoko plots and I wanna see Melville act superior only to get fucking gibbed, assumg the FPS game has gibbing, I mean this is 199--..200--? Somewhen.
The multiverse/alt-lives one one sounds delicious too, and love seeing alternate takes on characters, TT's fun for that, casually hopping from timeline to timeline, I can imagine Silvia and TT duking it out, each punch turns the punchee into an alternate self, I'm not suggesting anything just sharing stuff.
Wait, isn't the joke that everyone sees Squirrel Boy as a Squirrel(except Jr. Rabbi) kinda like Wilfred or did I misunderstand his character?
Anonymous at Tue, 30 May 2023 21:03:40 UTC No. 747095
>>747094
>Wait, isn't the joke that everyone sees Squirrel Boy as a Squirrel(except Jr. Rabbi) kinda like Wilfred or did I misunderstand his character?
the joke is that squirrel boy believes he's an actual squirrel, also he's jewish. everyone else's opinions on him vary from believing the LARP to wondering if he fell on his head
Anonymous at Tue, 30 May 2023 21:05:56 UTC No. 747096
>>747095
>the joke is that squirrel boy believes he's an actual squirrel, also he's jewish. everyone else's opinions on him vary from believing the LARP to wondering if he fell on his head
I hate that it went over my head, knowing that it could make the episode way more entertaining plus who doesn't love Hansel and Gretel interactions.
Anonymous at Tue, 30 May 2023 21:24:09 UTC No. 747097
>>747090
>However, the allure of Lisa and Ashley is very nice too, someone finally notices and cares for the dumb NEET!
lol, her self-appointed little sister cares more for her than her own parents
Anonymous at Tue, 30 May 2023 21:28:33 UTC No. 747098
>>747097
Base retard invading NEET space so hard the space bar collapses in on itself.
Anonymous at Tue, 30 May 2023 21:45:20 UTC No. 747100
>>747090
Not a Friendship persay, but I love the idea of Honoka doing the japanese thing of telling you you're shit in the most polite way possible to Heather, and it driving her up the wall.
Dr. Toades and Miner Character's friendship is neat.
Cringe Kid and Leslie look like they'd get along.
Also, Ada needs more friends
Anonymous at Tue, 30 May 2023 21:46:57 UTC No. 747101
>>747100
Ada is friends with Esther correct? Have Esther and Billie ever interacted?
Anonymous at Tue, 30 May 2023 21:47:53 UTC No. 747102
>>747093
>8. Sid, Lisa and Melville have been rising up the ranks of this new FPS PC game and they have a chance to play in a professional league, only for Sid’s girlfriend, Posie, to join their group as she loves the game. This wouldn’t be so bad if the fact that Posie sucking ass at video games would prove to be a detriment to the group and Lisa forcing Sid to make a hard decision of kicking out his girlfriend or not playing with them anymore.
Sid ends up abandoning the team and they replace him with Cringe kid, who goes on to win the tournament
Anonymous at Tue, 30 May 2023 21:59:04 UTC No. 747105
>>747092
>Cringe Kid calls Chariot mom while staying over at her house, something Atticus ends up relaying to the rest of the school, leading to CK getting ripped on even harder than usual, until it's revealed that Chariot and his dad are dating.
>The kids go looking for a lost cat in the magical woods, unknowingly bringing Teeny Steeve with them (He fell asleep in one of their backpacks) which almost gets them killed by Giants, who can smell Steeve's scent.
>Ada tries to fix the Grey Goo nanites with the help of several North Park kids, only for someone who's being blackmailed by Lisa to capture some of the nanites and try to bring them back to her, leading to the kids trying to figure out who it is and stop them.
>A monster hunter comes to North Park, looking to kill all the supernatural creatures living there, including Drew!?
Anonymous at Wed, 31 May 2023 21:56:23 UTC No. 747175
>>747157
>CK gave chariot one of his FnF themed hats
cute
Does he get along with Atticus?
Anonymous at Thu, 1 Jun 2023 09:34:59 UTC No. 747250
>>747175
Yes, they do get along well with each other but they have absolutely no idea what the other is talking about at any point of their conversations.
Anonymous at Thu, 1 Jun 2023 13:15:14 UTC No. 747265
>>747250
lol, at least Chariot mostly understands them both.
Poor Bobby Norman is probably just as clueless about what Atticus talks about as he is with his son
Anonymous at Fri, 2 Jun 2023 00:20:17 UTC No. 747316
>>747303
Damn, that Dew...
Anonymous at Fri, 2 Jun 2023 00:24:22 UTC No. 747318
>>747303
other than them, the Asimoms and Maria are there any other alphabet people characters in North Part
Anonymous at Fri, 2 Jun 2023 00:30:29 UTC No. 747319
>>747303
>Dew
NEW NORTH PARKFU ACQUIRED.
Anonymous at Fri, 2 Jun 2023 00:40:23 UTC No. 747321
>>747318
let's get cringe
>L
Beansy
Asimoms
>G
Bennet
Charles
Goth Boy
>B
Drew
Maria
Missy
Lydia (bitch butch)
Dizzy
Cripplefucker
Heather (L-eaning)
>T
dew
Squirrel Boy(transpecies)
maizeby
mazie
Gouupa
>M
max
Anonymous at Fri, 2 Jun 2023 00:50:19 UTC No. 747322
>>747321
Is Bennett fully gay or is he Gay leaning Bi? Since he's attracted to Agatha.
Anonymous at Fri, 2 Jun 2023 00:53:57 UTC No. 747323
>>747322
Agatha buck broke him, but outside of that, Bennet is the faggiest fag who ever fagged
so he's bi, but heavily gay leaning
Anonymous at Fri, 2 Jun 2023 00:56:49 UTC No. 747324
>>747321
I thought Dew was just girly and not like that.
Anonymous at Fri, 2 Jun 2023 00:59:55 UTC No. 747325
>>747324
Yeah, i know, but it's funny putting him in places he doesn't belong in
Anonymous at Fri, 2 Jun 2023 01:28:09 UTC No. 747329
>>747327
Zach seems like the kinda guy to jack it to trap/femboy shit while vehemently denying that he's gay
Anonymous at Fri, 2 Jun 2023 02:31:59 UTC No. 747338
>>747336
what are Leslie's opinions on whoever?
Anonymous at Fri, 2 Jun 2023 02:38:53 UTC No. 747339
>>747338
She's "straight", but is down to clown with whoever she likes.
Anonymous at Fri, 2 Jun 2023 02:40:15 UTC No. 747340
>>747339
She's just like me.
Anonymous at Fri, 2 Jun 2023 13:27:44 UTC No. 747373
>>747321
>Dizzy
youre stupid and wrong
Anonymous at Fri, 2 Jun 2023 16:23:25 UTC No. 747384
>>747375
he likes DYKES
DYKES
CHINA
Anonymous at Fri, 2 Jun 2023 23:30:59 UTC No. 747416
>>747384
Drew better watch out
Anonymous at Sat, 3 Jun 2023 02:57:48 UTC No. 747442
>>747437
some of them like ziplining?
Asimov couldn't do it though, his blocky edges would cut through the harness
Anonymous at Sat, 3 Jun 2023 05:21:13 UTC No. 747451
>>747416
???
why? there are other lesbians in north park
Anonymous at Sat, 3 Jun 2023 07:13:05 UTC No. 747457
>>747416
>New era Northies dont recognize the Chris Chan memes on which this fandom was built
Anonymous at Sat, 3 Jun 2023 14:20:27 UTC No. 747471
>>747457
Characters who are NOT pedoforks:
Pricipal Kiddy
Weedo
Characters who ARE pedoforks:
(you)
Anonymous at Sat, 3 Jun 2023 15:49:29 UTC No. 747481
>>747451
Her being in denial makes it more fun
Anonymous at Sat, 3 Jun 2023 20:17:13 UTC No. 747519
>>747481
but she's not in denial anymore...
Anonymous at Sat, 3 Jun 2023 20:23:44 UTC No. 747522
>>747457
Guys I think it's time...
>looks at 4chan ads
Anonymous at Sat, 3 Jun 2023 20:24:34 UTC No. 747523
>>747522
To make an ad for North Park? Come on what're we even gonna say?
Anonymous at Sat, 3 Jun 2023 20:46:40 UTC No. 747530
>>747523
"Come to North Park! We promise we're not built on top of the rotting corpse of an Old One!"
Anonymous at Sat, 3 Jun 2023 20:47:57 UTC No. 747531
>>747530
>My shitpost lore becomes an ad
I don't know how to feel about this.
Anonymous at Sat, 3 Jun 2023 21:02:04 UTC No. 747537
Are we too spicy to have a Twitter account?
Anonymous at Sat, 3 Jun 2023 21:14:32 UTC No. 747543
>>747538
How older? This thread is what a year old now? Who'd manage it?
Anonymous at Sat, 3 Jun 2023 21:29:27 UTC No. 747547
>>747545
Probably post all of the crap we make, I can't force somebody to save the Slappenis I drew or the countless other horrors I have bestowed upon this general.
And will bestow upon this general.
I apologize, I'm sorry.
Anonymous at Sun, 4 Jun 2023 00:16:42 UTC No. 747565
North Park Official Twitter: Hello, Trey. How's the weather down south?
Anonymous at Sun, 4 Jun 2023 02:58:07 UTC No. 747578
>>747575
This is some risky business
Anonymous at Sun, 4 Jun 2023 11:56:45 UTC No. 747601
>>747547
we already archive this stuff, but the wiki doesnt exactly allow horny, violent or even suggestive
i guess that stuff will forever remain in the shadows of somebodys personal computer folders
Anonymous at Sun, 4 Jun 2023 12:24:30 UTC No. 747604
>>747601
>i guess that stuff will forever remain in the shadows of somebodys personal computer folders
And that's probably for the best.
Maybe someone wants to personally collect all the NSFW content and keep it on their computer so it's all collected at least somewhere.
Anonymous at Sun, 4 Jun 2023 18:55:30 UTC No. 747625
>Max singing on a stadium
>Black berets keeping everyone from not tearing him up.
>Max throws beret #254 as they claw at it
>>747545
Max vs Crippler should be a thing.
Anonymous at Mon, 5 Jun 2023 00:57:17 UTC No. 747648
>>747522
I'd like it if we were the canon masters living in our ivory towers and our submissive 3247 drawfag zlsavss kept theorizing and drawing fanart based on minutiae detail breadcrumbs we threw at them. Only problem is when the drawfags are just as lacking in ideas as us and refuse to do certain ships because they just don't see the "connection".
Otherwise I wouldn't enjoy the lunatics running the asylum and turning Dorothy into Kenny except she gets laid every episode and dies and the poor sap gets sent to prison. Except it wouldn't be cool shit like that, they'd probably just add 300 more pokemons or make everyone soft and weak and I mean everyone, Jerry would turn into Posie and Rosalind.
Anonymous at Mon, 5 Jun 2023 01:09:18 UTC No. 747650
>>747642
he's cute so i understand
Anonymous at Mon, 5 Jun 2023 01:10:39 UTC No. 747651
>>747648
>I'd like it if we were the canon masters living in our ivory towers
What do you think I've been doing here? It's not amateur hour here.
I've been leaving the tiniest of peepee breadcrumbs.
Anonymous at Mon, 5 Jun 2023 05:31:14 UTC No. 747666
>>747642
>we have our first off-site fan
>theyre a mental case
oh well, we asked for this and im embracing it
Anonymous at Mon, 5 Jun 2023 09:46:08 UTC No. 747671
>>747327
so fucking based
i keep getting more attracted to him guys i think theres no hope for me anymore
Anonymous at Mon, 5 Jun 2023 17:41:13 UTC No. 747686
>Max marries Penny
What did he mean by this?
Anonymous at Mon, 5 Jun 2023 18:10:07 UTC No. 747689
melville witch hunt in which he is tracked down and burned at the stake by various townsfolk (led by mute)
Anonymous at Tue, 6 Jun 2023 08:20:42 UTC No. 747738
>>747642
>>747666
yall talking about that one person? she just drew fanart
idk if we should post it
Anonymous at Tue, 6 Jun 2023 10:33:04 UTC No. 747748
>>747746
adorable
Anonymous at Tue, 6 Jun 2023 13:35:19 UTC No. 747760
>>747738
just catbox it if it's unsafe
Anonymous at Tue, 6 Jun 2023 14:02:54 UTC No. 747761
Anonymous at Tue, 6 Jun 2023 14:22:05 UTC No. 747762
Anonymous at Tue, 6 Jun 2023 14:42:14 UTC No. 747764
>>747746
>>747749
Made to be Maxxed while Nightmare Guy watches in horror.
Anonymous at Tue, 6 Jun 2023 16:43:25 UTC No. 747769
>>747764
Max, stop trying to be an ugly bastard and go fuck your clones.
Anonymous at Tue, 6 Jun 2023 16:47:26 UTC No. 747770
>>747769
>Stop trying to be ugly
Aah it is a curse to be born a beautiful bastard.
Anonymous at Tue, 6 Jun 2023 20:24:26 UTC No. 747779
>>747770
the outside may be pretty, but the inside is rotten
Anonymous at Wed, 7 Jun 2023 00:22:13 UTC No. 747795
>>747779
However the inside of the inside is pure.
Anonymous at Thu, 8 Jun 2023 03:20:46 UTC No. 747927
>>747922
>TT changes the timeline so America loses the War for Independence
damn it TT
Anonymous at Thu, 8 Jun 2023 13:20:43 UTC No. 747949
>>747922
boston tea party??? more like boston PEA party LOL get fucking dunked yankee, bitches
Anonymous at Fri, 9 Jun 2023 03:05:48 UTC No. 748016
>>747961
We gotta have a beach episode at some point. Too bad there are no beaches in Colorado to my knowledge
Anonymous at Fri, 9 Jun 2023 04:14:31 UTC No. 748022
>>748016
The lake, the swimmin' hole
Anonymous at Sat, 10 Jun 2023 21:10:26 UTC No. 748168
Is it okay to come back to /co/ yet? It's been more than a year now.
Anonymous at Sun, 11 Jun 2023 01:14:01 UTC No. 748191
>>748168
>>748185
I don't really see the point of returning back to /co/ for a few reasons, one, we don't have any guarantee they won't just kick us off again for being off topic. Second, we're a pretty slow thread so on a faster board like /co/ our threads would drop into the archive too quickly.
Additionally despite being a South Park spin off, North Park has pretty much became its own thing. The fact it has little to actually do with South Park probably makes it off topic for /co/ and South Park fans who stumble upon it will just be confused.
Anonymous at Sun, 11 Jun 2023 03:06:54 UTC No. 748207
>>748191
cold butt
Anonymous at Sun, 11 Jun 2023 03:22:17 UTC No. 748209
>>748207
Stop talking about Dorothy’s butt, you’ll embarrass her.
Anonymous at Sun, 11 Jun 2023 12:33:57 UTC No. 748224
>>748209
It's a big, soft butt, she should be proud of it
Anonymous at Sun, 11 Jun 2023 13:47:10 UTC No. 748226
>>748224
I'm the resident Lolicon/Shotacon, don't muscle in on my territory or else I'll pee.
Anonymous at Sun, 11 Jun 2023 13:51:12 UTC No. 748227
>>748226
Anon, you're not special, the thread has plenty of you
Anonymous at Sun, 11 Jun 2023 14:16:20 UTC No. 748235
>>748233
Wanna take this outside?
Anonymous at Sun, 11 Jun 2023 15:07:43 UTC No. 748237
>>748236
>cue the heart attack
Anonymous at Sun, 11 Jun 2023 15:08:17 UTC No. 748238
>>748237
>gmod_flatline.wav
Anonymous at Sun, 11 Jun 2023 15:16:09 UTC No. 748241
We’ve done a boob ranking before, I think it’s time for an ass ranking
Anonymous at Sun, 11 Jun 2023 15:17:53 UTC No. 748242
>>748241
I'd rather a Bass-Ranking, but nobody gets that reference.
Anonymous at Sun, 11 Jun 2023 19:41:46 UTC No. 748265
I swear to Jesus guys I'm not a loli, I just look young for my age.
>Is 22, looks 12
>>748242
Would a loli get this reference? https://www.youtube.com/shorts/hfYN
I didn't think so. -_-
>>748224
It's a moldy cheesebutt, she should hide it with black spats, at least the black would make her look less pale. We should turn the gingers black, but I mean black black, not that pussy ass brown they call black. I mean so black you can shine a light on her and light doesn't bounce off. We'll call her VantaDorothy.
Anonymous at Sun, 11 Jun 2023 23:28:28 UTC No. 748274
>>746174
QUI? QUI? QUE? WHO, WHO IS HE FRIENDS WITH? And Who killed principal Kossy I mean Kissy I man Kidsy Jesus Christ autoportrait get it together.
Anonymous at Mon, 12 Jun 2023 20:55:38 UTC No. 748341
>>748274
He's friends with the corn dude
and Kiddy isn't dead, he was just unconscious
Anonymous at Wed, 14 Jun 2023 20:58:06 UTC No. 748534
>>748513
Cringe Kid
Anonymous at Thu, 15 Jun 2023 16:00:29 UTC No. 748634
>>748620
anon thats offensive! they JUST revealed gwen is transgender, so now youre casting a man to play her? disgusting
Anonymous at Thu, 15 Jun 2023 21:42:06 UTC No. 748659
>>748634
let's not do this meme, gwenboy's a femboy in my eyes.
Anonymous at Fri, 16 Jun 2023 00:34:49 UTC No. 748689
>>748634
I hate the Gwen is trans meme
Anonymous at Fri, 16 Jun 2023 12:10:45 UTC No. 748764
>>748618
why does Chaz have dildo?
Anonymous at Fri, 16 Jun 2023 13:18:15 UTC No. 748767
>>748764
swiped it from Myrtle's bedroom as a trophy, had to endure a few bruises from Lydia, but who's laughing now HAHAHA
Anonymous at Fri, 16 Jun 2023 13:30:47 UTC No. 748768
>Bullying the kid who's dad works literally everywhere in town
Man North Parkers are really goddamn stupid, imagine getting blanket banned from all the businesses in town because he refuses you service
Anonymous at Fri, 16 Jun 2023 13:31:59 UTC No. 748769
>>748618
Don't worry CK, when you grow up you'll be a rich indie dev!
Anonymous at Fri, 16 Jun 2023 22:22:19 UTC No. 748792
need a tierlist of most abusive parents to least abusive
https://cheylouwho.tumblr.com/post/
Anonymous at Sat, 17 Jun 2023 00:15:45 UTC No. 748806
>>748792
>has never even spanked their kid
Janice, Shef, Chuck, Chariot, Patricia, Maxim, Natasha, and Myrtle
>Standard parent
Bobland, Kiddy, Jeremy, Chariot, Chaplyn, Martin, and Ernest.
>Strict Parent
The Donnellys, Tim Burr, Heather, Maria, and Alita.
>Fun Parent
Hui-feng, Slappy, Missy, Amber, Galatea, and Mac Tonight.
>Plays clear favorites
Slappy and the Donnellys.
>Absent Parents
Ramon, Nolan (mentally), Bobby Norman (physically), Li until his family moves to Norty Park, and Dr. Toades if you consider his experiments his children.
>Just flat out abusive
The Walkers and Uisas
>Stereotypical Asian Parents
Li and Honoka
Anonymous at Sat, 17 Jun 2023 14:36:49 UTC No. 748850
>>748806
>Maria in the parent category
Lol, lmao even
Anonymous at Sat, 17 Jun 2023 19:08:26 UTC No. 748864
>>748238
Spanking Dorothy to restart her heart
Anonymous at Sun, 18 Jun 2023 01:46:02 UTC No. 748937
>>748806
>Nolan
I really want him to be happy.
Time for a blogpost, I just saw Clone High and they did an episode where JFK becomes coherent, this with Nolan.
Like shit, that'd be cool right? What's Lord Miller gonna do? Sue me? That premise is as old as time, bitch, I'm gonna slap you back to Boston.
Or Canada
Anyway thanks for reading my blog.
Anonymous at Sun, 18 Jun 2023 16:26:59 UTC No. 748975
>>748951
Li wrestled that monster onto the boat with his bare hands
Anonymous at Sun, 18 Jun 2023 16:46:18 UTC No. 748977
>>748951
Huh, never really saw Darwin as being the guy to hang out with Li and Amber.
Also, we need more art of Li and Agatha on fishing trips.
Anonymous at Mon, 19 Jun 2023 22:47:02 UTC No. 749068
>>748937
Nolan will never be happy again, even if he were to regain his mental faculties he'd still have to play the retard lest he get epsteined by the government
Anonymous at Mon, 19 Jun 2023 22:48:06 UTC No. 749069
>>749065
Does the parent tier list >>748806
give you and drawing ideas?
Anonymous at Mon, 19 Jun 2023 22:49:07 UTC No. 749070
>>749065
How does Mineral react to him calling her a dirty hippy?
Anonymous at Mon, 19 Jun 2023 22:56:12 UTC No. 749072
>>749068
>only reason Nolan hasn't been VAN'D yet is because his mental retardation makes him a hassle to deal with
damn, what a tragedy. Imagine Robert being drafted lol
>>749069
depends, what do you wanna see...I'm feeling pretty confident today
Anonymous at Mon, 19 Jun 2023 23:44:16 UTC No. 749075
>>749072
Maybe the various Parents in a tier hanging out?
Anonymous at Tue, 20 Jun 2023 13:06:46 UTC No. 749110
>>749072
Draw Missy flashing her tits!
Anonymous at Tue, 20 Jun 2023 14:30:39 UTC No. 749114
>>749067
Pierce Brosnan works in mysterious ways
>doing you the favor
I didn't know he was French and also taking it literally.
>I'm doing favor tonight
>Hello I'm favor
Also his name really works well with any shipping name.
>>749072
>>749065
>Long white hair
>Goth & hippy
GUYS !! DON'T STARTLE THE WITCH
Anonymous at Tue, 20 Jun 2023 15:49:34 UTC No. 749118
>>749072
stop staring at me with those big ol' eyes!
Anonymous at Tue, 20 Jun 2023 18:06:39 UTC No. 749122
>>749072
Draw a female Jerry.
https://youtu.be/mY3SEMTROas?t=28
Anonymous at Tue, 20 Jun 2023 19:14:52 UTC No. 749129
>>749072
Weedo SMOKING BIGG POTT in the new and ENHANCED Weedo film, Weedo and Little Weedo Jr. smoke BIG WEED but when Officer Gency tries to stop them, the clock is ticking to save the town, will you TOKE up? Or CHOKE out? In this thrilling beginning in the Weedo Smokes Saga, you need to toke fast and cough soft.
Weedo's Hidden Pot Getaway.
Anonymous at Wed, 21 Jun 2023 02:32:54 UTC No. 749169
>>749072
Max, Mineral, Posie in one spot; their smiles will destroy the world.
Trisha, Jerry, T.T in one spot , their frowns will also destroy the world.
I can't think of anything specific with a happy innocent looking Mineral, usually she's so glum.
There's just something waiting to happen, I don't know what ...
Mineral & Max looking innocent is something really rare, being complimented by a crowd for how cute they are and then in the next pic something fucked up happens either with them or to them not sure what yet.
Anonymous at Wed, 21 Jun 2023 11:07:33 UTC No. 749186
>>749065
>"aw thats cute-"
>sees filename
goddamit...
Anonymous at Wed, 21 Jun 2023 23:00:50 UTC No. 749220
>>749216
Teeny Steeve, one of the Sped Kinds (or Nolan) and one of the straight man characters.
Also the computer part should be one of the robot character's internals
Anonymous at Thu, 22 Jun 2023 11:45:59 UTC No. 749273
>>749216
Weedo curing weed on a mayonaise jar (full of mayonaise) Officer Gency reacting and Maizy looking on in delight.
Anonymous at Thu, 22 Jun 2023 20:05:18 UTC No. 749299
Has anyone tried any AI stuff to make the characters?
Or heck, use Voice AI to do skits with them!
Anonymous at Thu, 22 Jun 2023 21:06:57 UTC No. 749303
>>749299
I don't have any voice headcanons for the characters except drew
Anonymous at Thu, 22 Jun 2023 21:44:04 UTC No. 749307
>>749303
Asimov sound like basic text to speech or the flat light tone I give him.
Teeny Steeve sounds like mickey mouse.
Nightmare Guy's internal monologue is Morgan Freeman, with him even introducing himself as NG's internal monologue.
Cringe kid sound like a more nasally Milhouse
A2 sounds like Azimov but deeper and more glitchy.
Bobby Norman sound like Bryan Cranston when he was on Malcom in the middle.
Dr Toads sound like how I voiced him.
Galatea sounds like Marilyn Monroe
Alita sounds like Maggie Robertson
Mac Tonight sound like himself from his commercials.
Maria sounds like Jennifer Hale
Ada sounds like Ellen McLain
Li Yang sounds like Hiroyuki Sanada.
Honoka sounds like Sayaka Ohara
and Yash tries to sound like Jotaro from Jojo when he's acting tough, but his regular voice sound like Daiki Yamashita
Anonymous at Fri, 23 Jun 2023 17:57:18 UTC No. 749366
>>748806
I think Shef has probably spanked Many at least once.
Anonymous at Fri, 23 Jun 2023 18:37:08 UTC No. 749370
>>749366
*Mandy
damn this new keyboard!
Anonymous at Fri, 23 Jun 2023 20:50:37 UTC No. 749373
>>749370
Too late new Headcanon? Shef has spanked many people in town.
Anonymous at Fri, 23 Jun 2023 21:01:28 UTC No. 749374
This is our longest running thread and we've just reached bump limit. Let's make a shit ton of posts discussing stuff.
Where the fuck did Max's Angels come from and what the fuck are they? What the fuck did he mean by this? >>749067
Anonymous at Fri, 23 Jun 2023 21:20:43 UTC No. 749376
>>749374
>Where the fuck did Max's Angels come from and what the fuck are they?
Max blackmailed Toades into making them for him with a picture of Toades fucking Maria that he bought off of Teeny Steeve for pictures of Mineral in a bikini, they're a mix of his DNA and Frog DNA that Toades used to force their Genders to change.
Anonymous at Fri, 23 Jun 2023 21:32:54 UTC No. 749377
>>749376
I like to think they just are.
That's it, they simply exist.
Maybe fangirls? Maybe Max's sisters he gets freaky with?
Anonymous at Fri, 23 Jun 2023 21:37:25 UTC No. 749379
>>749376
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PV5
Alright we'll go with that theory ... for now. What did he mean with Penny, is he just fucking with us there? He must be fucking with us.
Anonymous at Fri, 23 Jun 2023 21:51:34 UTC No. 749381
>>749377
What do Max's Angels actually do to Cripplefucker?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hYj
Anonymous at Sat, 24 Jun 2023 00:33:44 UTC No. 749400
>>749373
Well, he and his wife are swingers after all.
Which begs the question, which other North Park townsfolk attend Missy's swinger parties?
Anonymous at Sat, 24 Jun 2023 00:35:21 UTC No. 749401
>>749400
You and me.
Anonymous at Sat, 24 Jun 2023 00:36:23 UTC No. 749402
>>749400
Stan The Weed Man but he never scores.
Anonymous at Sat, 24 Jun 2023 00:47:58 UTC No. 749404
>>749401
But mostly me.
Anonymous at Sat, 24 Jun 2023 00:52:26 UTC No. 749406
>>749404
I get more bitches than a dog catcher, you get less bitches than Margaret Thatcher.
Anonymous at Sat, 24 Jun 2023 00:57:47 UTC No. 749408
>>749406
Wait I don't remember this line in the song
Anonymous at Sat, 24 Jun 2023 03:29:51 UTC No. 749427
>>749426
420/10
You did a favor to the fallen Weed Marines.
Anonymous at Sat, 24 Jun 2023 03:31:02 UTC No. 749428
>>749400
Maria when she's feeling particularly horny, usually bringing Mac Tonight along with her and fucking all the guys there until all of them are left completely drained, With Stan the Weed man always missing those parties
Anonymous at Sat, 24 Jun 2023 03:32:03 UTC No. 749429
>>749377
that's boring and you bring shame unto your dubs, beg for forgiveness
Anonymous at Sat, 24 Jun 2023 03:32:37 UTC No. 749430
>>749426
What's this game rated? I'm ready to buy it right now.
Anonymous at Sat, 24 Jun 2023 11:19:30 UTC No. 749440
>>749432
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CpF
Anonymous at Sat, 24 Jun 2023 13:21:13 UTC No. 749444
>>749432
The more I look at this art the more I understand its depth. It's almost like a meter gauging the happiness to anger.
>Mineral & Trisha - Tepid forms of smiles and frowns, not exaggerated.
>Max & Time Traveller - Closed mouths, actually have the strongest most matured forms of smiles and frowns but it could be said they're not making it obvious enough just how happy and unhappy they are.
>Posie & Jerry - Mouths open, full " I love this world, I'm full of life" "The world hates me and I hate it, I'm so lifeless" the highest form
And then the empty space between Posie and Jerry where the extremes almost meet... they must never meet lest the world implodes upon itself.
Heaven forbid anyone dares cross the streams, the resulting effects would be catastrophic, complete nuclear meltdown on the space time continuum. Do not cross the streams.
Truly a work of art in such simple but effective colored scribbles but properly placed in their corresponding order and XYZ locations in the universe, magnifique.
Anonymous at Sat, 24 Jun 2023 15:35:37 UTC No. 749457
>>749452
>>749455
Both are hilarious masterpieces we will hang on the mantle.
Anonymous at Sat, 24 Jun 2023 15:37:54 UTC No. 749458
>>749373
can confirm, i'm his favorite he spanks me every day (i love it
Anonymous at Sat, 24 Jun 2023 15:52:16 UTC No. 749460
guys...we have a impostor among us...
>>>/co/137908825
Anonymous at Sat, 24 Jun 2023 15:53:16 UTC No. 749461
>>749458
shutup Dellyfag
Anonymous at Sat, 24 Jun 2023 16:09:20 UTC No. 749466
>>749420
I will now X your character.
Anonymous at Sat, 24 Jun 2023 16:34:03 UTC No. 749472
Which characters would be the funniest for the No Way Fag meme?
Anonymous at Sat, 24 Jun 2023 17:13:02 UTC No. 749482
>>749461
shhh.....
Anonymous at Sat, 24 Jun 2023 17:31:37 UTC No. 749486
>>749472
Bobby Norman to Chariot
Anonymous at Sat, 24 Jun 2023 18:48:56 UTC No. 749495
>>749472
Neil to Posie.
Anonymous at Sat, 24 Jun 2023 19:16:08 UTC No. 749499
>>749495
sell me on this ship cause I've seen it before
Anonymous at Sat, 24 Jun 2023 19:16:38 UTC No. 749500
>>749499
She's popular, he's a jokester, they go together like Peanut Butter and Tuna Fish.
Anonymous at Sat, 24 Jun 2023 19:52:51 UTC No. 749508
>>749499
Nailing Posies on the wall. Mwahaahaha ooh that's a good one.
Anonymous at Sat, 24 Jun 2023 20:22:40 UTC No. 749517
>>749486
Nah, it should be Maria who's talking dirty to Bobby Norman
Anonymous at Sat, 24 Jun 2023 21:48:11 UTC No. 749531
Which one of you is making threads on /co/? Do I have to get the FUB division of North Park to plap some sense into you?
Anonymous at Sat, 24 Jun 2023 22:02:40 UTC No. 749534
>>749531
I'm thinking it's one of those underaged aut/i/sts
Fredfag...
Anonymous at Sat, 24 Jun 2023 22:58:21 UTC No. 749541
>>749531
You know, on the subject of FUBs...
Anonymous at Sun, 25 Jun 2023 00:17:20 UTC No. 749552
>>749541
Yeah, what about them, bitch?
Anonymous at Sun, 25 Jun 2023 00:28:24 UTC No. 749554
>person is still spamming north park threads on /co/
I am going to die from cringe
Anonymous at Sun, 25 Jun 2023 07:50:11 UTC No. 749586
>image edits and AI faggotry
yeah, nobody in this project cares about actually drawings or writing their own stories anymore
>>749554
fucking what? kek how are /co/ responding?
Anonymous at Sun, 25 Jun 2023 08:26:06 UTC No. 749589
>>749586
>fucking what? kek how are /co/ responding?
By ignoring them thankfully
Anonymous at Sun, 25 Jun 2023 13:36:52 UTC No. 749600
>>749586
>AI Faggotry
Que?
Anonymous at Sun, 25 Jun 2023 14:11:18 UTC No. 749604
>>749552
I am still expecting that self insert FUB pic to be completed and shared here
Anonymous at Sun, 25 Jun 2023 14:12:40 UTC No. 749605
>>749604
Welp, have fun waiting I don't know what to say, it's gonna be a while and I don't know if I'll pick someone else now.
I started it then picked up other stuff.
Anonymous at Sun, 25 Jun 2023 15:51:24 UTC No. 749610
>>749604
>>749605
I still think that if we wanna have more smut made we should consider writing lewd greentexts or short stories, that way even people who feel they aren’t able to or are just too busy to draw porn can contribute content.
Anonymous at Sun, 25 Jun 2023 18:05:05 UTC No. 749623
>>749618
lovely legs
Anonymous at Sun, 25 Jun 2023 18:54:26 UTC No. 749625
>>749618
I too care, but I don't want to make something that falls flat, when I make something for this, I want it to be the best it can.
I think I am just momentarily burnt out, personally so I sit in my tiny pp ivory tower and shitpost.
Anonymous at Sun, 25 Jun 2023 19:00:54 UTC No. 749626
>>749600
One guy mentioned using AIshit to make drawings of the character and using voiceshit to make skits, with them being mostly ignored.
Writing stuff was never brought up
Anonymous at Sun, 25 Jun 2023 21:42:36 UTC No. 749653
>>749618
you say that, but youre showing art that im pretty sure is from no later than thread 3 or 4
its been over for a while
Anonymous at Mon, 26 Jun 2023 12:27:32 UTC No. 749713
Been thinking about this for a while but it's about time we had out own "good times with weapons" episode.
It starts with the main trio at the county fair with Melville annoyingly tagging along and not getting the hint he isn't wanted there. They stumble across the stall selling "martial arts weapons of the far east" and decide they wanna be ninjas. They lie to the guy that they are all orphaned siblings and that Jerry just has that condition that Michael Jackson had.
Melville of course spends his money on the most expensive weapon, the katana, and since he was with them when they bought they weapon they have to let him play ninjas with them so he doesn't sulk and tell an adult about it, because they know that's exactly what a loser like Melville would do.
Anonymous at Mon, 26 Jun 2023 12:33:06 UTC No. 749714
>>749713
After acquiring their weapons, they all give themselves ninja personas and unique powers. They then naturally decide to go brag about their weapons to Neil at his house, where he's hanging out with Curtis and Robert. Neil is incredibly jealous but tries to hide it.
Continuing on their ninja journey, the boys and Mandy decide to go look for some evil to fight, and stumble upon a criminal clad in green digging through the trash. This seems like the perfect opportunity to test out their weapons and fight for honor and justice.
🗑️ Anonymous at Mon, 26 Jun 2023 12:35:52 UTC No. 749715
>>749713
>>749714
>The main kids kill/completely beat the shit out of Hansel by accident episode due to lol lmao weapons we were just playn LOL xDDDD
How do I give you money to fund it?
Anonymous at Mon, 26 Jun 2023 12:39:57 UTC No. 749716
>>749714
While all beating up the villain, who would stop by but the nosy Posie McGarden. Posie sees them attacking Hansel with dangerous weapons and decides to step in as she does best.
>Where did you get those dangerous weapons? And why are you attacking that poor homeless boy, it's unnecessary and cruel! If you keep swinging those things around you might end up hurting a normal person too!
>If you don't stop fighting and return those weapons right now I'll have to tell your parents.
After this annoyance they decided to leave so Posie would stop annoying them, allowing Hansel to get away. Instead, they'd go wandering around the park instead looking for something ninja related to do and hopefully Posie doesn't seem them with their weapons again.
Anonymous at Mon, 26 Jun 2023 12:42:33 UTC No. 749717
>>749716
But, unknown to them after Hansel escaped getting the shit kicked out of him, he decided he was going to get his revenge. He quickly grabbed whatever metal objects he could find to create his own ninja persona, a villainous shinobi warlord who brings pestilence wherever he goes.
Anonymous at Mon, 26 Jun 2023 12:45:41 UTC No. 749718
>>749717
Our unsuspecting ninja warriors were strolling through the park looking for shit to do, they felt an ominous presence approaching. Before them they saw the villainous visage of the Shinobi Warlord Hansel. Finally having a worthy nemesis, the ninjas did do battle. However, it was not as easy of a fight as it was the first time, as now Hansel had his own ninja armor and weaponry.
Anonymous at Mon, 26 Jun 2023 12:48:12 UTC No. 749719
>>749718
But while they were fighting, who would be following but the obnoxious nagging she-witch Posie
>I thought I told you to get rid of those weapons, but here you are fighting again! I can't believe you would betray my trust like that, you've given me no choice but to tell on yo-
Anonymous at Mon, 26 Jun 2023 12:57:22 UTC No. 749721
>>749720
>HOLY SHIT DUDE, YOU KILLED HER!
>What the fuck, Hansel? Why did you do that?
>What do you mean I thought you said I was the bad guy that's what I'm supposed to do
>You're not supposed to attack people without weapons, that's just not cool dude
>Oh, but what about when you lot attacked me earlier? I didn't have any weapons on me then I reckon.
>Yeah but no one gives a shit if you get hurt! You're fucking homeless, you don't have a psycho bitch of a mother who's gonna be out for blood if her daughter gets stabbed in the face!
>Guys, wait look, she's still breathing. I think she just hit her head on the way down
>So, what do we do, take her to the hospital?
>No way dude, they'll contact her parents if we do that and I do not want to deal with her mom, she won't stop until all four of us are in juvie.
>Then what about Dr Toades! The science teacher! That guy's super immoral, he'll probably use genetic engineering to fix her and won't ask any questions about it.
>Yeah but his lab is on the other side of town, meaning we have to carry Posie all the way there.
>Alright, alright. Hansel, make yourself useful and get a wheelbarrow or something to carry Posie in. And quickly, I think her wound is getting infected.
Anonymous at Mon, 26 Jun 2023 13:02:01 UTC No. 749722
>>749721
Of course now's the part where Neil and some friends arrive with their own ninja weapons and personas, having found the same weapon's dealer and lied that they were all orphaned brothers and that Curtis just has the reverse of what Michael Jackson had. Hansel hides behind some trash with Posie's body as the two rival ninja groups face off.
Anonymous at Mon, 26 Jun 2023 13:07:10 UTC No. 749723
>>749722
And now, of course it's time for fantastic ninja battle music
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-VI
After a while of fighting however Jerry notices that Hansel and Posie aren't in their hiding place anymore. He calls off the fight and explains the situation to the other boys blaming them for delaying them. And now they all have to work together to find her or they'll all get in trouble, as is ninja code.
Anonymous at Mon, 26 Jun 2023 13:12:31 UTC No. 749724
>>749723
Where is Hansel? Well he decided he didn't care about getting in trouble as he had no parents to punish him so he'd just take Posie to the hospital himself since it's closer. However upon entering the hospital and trying to call out for help, the hospital workers immediately mistook him for an actual shinobi warlord, and all started to panic. They call the police who are issued to use lethal force in detaining this villainous ninja, but to be weary as his ninja armor could likely deflect bullets. Now Hansel's got to run away from the North Park police force all while pushing around Posie's unconscious body. With him running around and the others deciding if they should try to find Hansel or just return the weapons, who knows what will happen next?
Well actually that's as far as I got with the idea, but thought I'd share it anyway. Hope you like it, and feel free to build on it or finish up the plot.
I was thinking this theme could also be repurposed into another one of our AU/Game themes down the line since ninja shit can be fun to play around with.
Anonymous at Thu, 29 Jun 2023 13:29:43 UTC No. 749973
look, it's Darwin!
https://twitter.com/InsaneRealitys/
Anonymous at Thu, 29 Jun 2023 22:04:49 UTC No. 749997
>>749996
i love frogge
Anonymous at Fri, 30 Jun 2023 08:19:30 UTC No. 750040
>>749973
you could say that about every weird Australian guy
theyre all mental cases who fuck with animals they shouldnt be fucking with
Anonymous at Sat, 1 Jul 2023 05:07:54 UTC No. 750106
>>749997
Maria pls
Anonymous at Sat, 1 Jul 2023 11:38:36 UTC No. 750121
>>750086
I love Boomer Humor, very cute stuff.
Anonymous at Sat, 1 Jul 2023 15:51:33 UTC No. 750132
>>750131
>Asimov then plays a thunder sound effect, accidentally scaring Drew too
Anonymous at Sat, 1 Jul 2023 19:35:01 UTC No. 750142
>>750141
>A child outright shit himself
Pobrecito.
Anonymous at Sat, 1 Jul 2023 20:59:11 UTC No. 750147
>>750141
>Ada is crying too
but why though?
Anonymous at Sat, 1 Jul 2023 21:00:12 UTC No. 750148
>>750141
Who hasn't been banned from the kindergarten storytimes at this point?
Anonymous at Sat, 1 Jul 2023 21:01:50 UTC No. 750149
>>750147
she simulating the other children by running cry like a little bitch.exe as to appear normal to everyone.
Anonymous at Sat, 1 Jul 2023 21:03:28 UTC No. 750150
>>750149
Do you mean imitating?
>>750148
The Local Drag Queen, Child Eater
Anonymous at Sat, 1 Jul 2023 21:10:34 UTC No. 750152
>>750150
no, I mean shitting. As in staining my underwear
Anonymous at Sun, 2 Jul 2023 01:06:48 UTC No. 750170
*sighs after a long day goes to fridge to get half-eaten can of whipped cream*
*sits on air, without realizing*
*drinks whipped cream like beer*
>"That girl's gonna go to college someday, and I hope I have the money for it."
Anonymous at Sun, 2 Jul 2023 02:49:52 UTC No. 750176
>>750175
He's a good guy once you get to know him.
Anonymous at Sun, 2 Jul 2023 05:49:59 UTC No. 750185
>>750178
Teeny Steeve is part of their family now?
Anonymous at Sun, 2 Jul 2023 05:52:30 UTC No. 750186
Why is Asimov's face white when the rest of him is black?
Anonymous at Sun, 2 Jul 2023 08:41:25 UTC No. 750188
>>750186
Maria was drunk off her rocker when she made him. Assimov is pretty primitive technology, to the point where even his moms are more sleek looking than him
>>750185
Like Ashley, he's everyone's magical nuisance, no family is complete without him
Anonymous at Sun, 2 Jul 2023 11:46:41 UTC No. 750196
>>750150
>The Local Drag Queen, Child Eater
well now we have to draw them, thanks a lot anon
Anonymous at Sun, 2 Jul 2023 11:47:47 UTC No. 750197
>>750186
i always assumed the rest of him is just bare metal or silicone, and only the face is painted
Anonymous at Sun, 2 Jul 2023 12:13:56 UTC No. 750200
>>750196
Can we not, though I mean what if.. What if no?
Because someone may or may not want to sex them.
Anonymous at Sun, 2 Jul 2023 12:22:57 UTC No. 750202
>>750200
Anon, somebody already wants to sex everything
Anonymous at Sun, 2 Jul 2023 12:24:30 UTC No. 750203
>>750196
what if its not even a human, just a straight up demon from the netherworld who has no interest in drag whatsoever, put on the dress and makeup to try and look like a normal unassuming human lady to try and sneak into schools to eat children, but despite not looking even slightly like a person people still trust it and its just not asking questions anymore
Anonymous at Sun, 2 Jul 2023 12:45:51 UTC No. 750204
>>750203
I like this better it gives me a humor boner.
Anonymous at Sun, 2 Jul 2023 12:53:30 UTC No. 750205
>>750203
>I AM ORGBLORG THE CHILD EATER!
>"awww you wanna read to the kids? how progressive!"
>GIVE ME THE C̶̡͕͊ ̷̧̙̎̿H̸̢̩̫̆ ̵̼͎͓͍̽Ḭ̸̮̪̄̆̐ ̴̖̭̆̎̎͝L̸̋̕ͅ ̴̤͔̳̒̚D̶͉̗̊͑ ̷̭͍̙̔́Ṟ̵̽̂́̂ ̷̢̢̟̆̋̔̍E̵̠̹̝͗̑͝ ̶̯̯̀̎̉N̶̩̩̎̉!
>"haha yeah, were very supportive of your lifestyle (:"
Anonymous at Sun, 2 Jul 2023 13:00:32 UTC No. 750207
>>750203
I mean, they're all dumb enough to think Asimov is a human, so that tracks
Anonymous at Sun, 2 Jul 2023 14:23:57 UTC No. 750210
>>750207
Wait, he's not human?
Anonymous at Sun, 2 Jul 2023 14:49:05 UTC No. 750211
>>750210
That anon is just a conspiracy theorist, feel free to ignore his insane ramblings
Anonymous at Sun, 2 Jul 2023 15:32:11 UTC No. 750214
>>750150
>>750196
>The Local Drag Queen, Child Eater
So like, Maizeby in drag?
Anonymous at Sun, 2 Jul 2023 15:33:59 UTC No. 750215
Anonymous at Sun, 2 Jul 2023 15:35:55 UTC No. 750216
>>750203
>>750205
i expected better from this community, what happened to being creative and original? this is literally just what drag queens are in real life
Anonymous at Sun, 2 Jul 2023 23:14:06 UTC No. 750233
>>750232
Vivziepop is calling her lawyer as we speak.
What do we even call this? my first sparkleblorg?
Anonymous at Sun, 2 Jul 2023 23:26:39 UTC No. 750236
>>750233
I think I'll call it...Blenny's uncle
Anonymous at Mon, 3 Jul 2023 03:11:07 UTC No. 750255
>>750232
>Literal frog people
>Demons from hell
>Government Robots
>Whatever the Hell Nightmare Guy is
>Whatever the fuck Drew's mom is
>Clowns
>Australians
>A literal magical forest housing multiple Giants
>Keepers of the Wall Secrets
WHAT THE FUCK IS WRONG WITH THIS TOWN!?
Anonymous at Mon, 3 Jul 2023 03:22:36 UTC No. 750256
>>750255
>No ">Max"
WACK
Anonymous at Mon, 3 Jul 2023 18:18:38 UTC No. 750288
>>750255
Wow, what a racist
Anonymous at Mon, 3 Jul 2023 18:34:30 UTC No. 750289
Original creator of Melville here, I just found out through a /co/ thread that this is somehow still going on, so that's pretty cool.
Also, I checked the previous thread and noticed there's some confusion (from like 3 months ago) about Melville's hair and ethnicity, so I'd like to give my 2 cents about it.
>I don't even know if Melville is black, or latino or both it's never been fully established
I originally drew Melville with the idea of him being latino, particularly Peruvian, I very clearly remember googling "Peruvian people" and using that as a source for his skin color.
>more of a buzz cut than a crew cut, since it fully matches his round head.
I can see how it could look like that, but my original intention was that he simply had very neatly combed hair, kinda like pic related, I blame my lack of artistic skills for not making that more obvious, the fact that the original drawing of Melville was rushed because the thread was about to die didn't help.
Again, pretty cool that this is still going on, don't know if I'll contribute anything, but at the very least I'll stick around and lurk for a while.
Anonymous at Mon, 3 Jul 2023 18:55:30 UTC No. 750290
>>750289
>particularly Peruvian
hah! I knew it. Sorry that proto-Melville ended up being changed so much, but eh, I can't help but love him anyways. Also, good to see yah, Smellville.
Anonymous at Mon, 3 Jul 2023 19:07:27 UTC No. 750291
Also, don't pay the /co/ threads much mind. We got ourselves an autist who keeps making threads for reasons unknown, but If it does end up bringing fresh blood in, then maybe I'll look the other way...maybe
Anonymous at Mon, 3 Jul 2023 19:29:00 UTC No. 750292
>>750289
>through a /co/ thread
oh god, someone is still making those?
is it one of us? cause i thought we agreed not to go back there
Anonymous at Mon, 3 Jul 2023 19:30:06 UTC No. 750293
>>750289
>>750291
lol yeah, isnt mellville supposed to be a rich high class kid who wishes he was kewl? we tend to forget that dont we
Anonymous at Mon, 3 Jul 2023 19:47:12 UTC No. 750294
>>750293
I don't think I forgot it per say, but I will admit that I had too much fun seeing him as a pompous sci-fy nerd who wants to be the center of attention constantly
>>750292
I don't think it's one of us (the regulars) because he used one of my old doodles instead of my newer one. I think it's a newfag
Anonymous at Mon, 3 Jul 2023 19:52:43 UTC No. 750295
I miss bennett and agatha
Anonymous at Mon, 3 Jul 2023 19:55:20 UTC No. 750297
>>750296
I do, that pic you posted is peak
Anonymous at Mon, 3 Jul 2023 20:13:27 UTC No. 750300
>>750290
Not gonna lie, at first it did make me a bit sad that the got turned into the designated hate sink character with pretty much no redeeming qualities:
>he's a spineless coward
>he's an annoying nerd
>everyone hates him
>but it's okay because he's a jerk
>he's a massive normie with main character syndrome
>he has a crush on a girl who hates him and he can't take a hint
And worst of all
>is a Discord mod
But I guess that's just what I get since I specifically asked the thread to come up with his personality, and I never fought against it because everyone seemed to agree on that characterization.
I really just drew him for the first time, everything else about him came from the threads, even his name, I never would've come up with Melville lol
Anonymous at Mon, 3 Jul 2023 20:41:00 UTC No. 750303
>>750300
>no redeeming qualities
I wouldn't say that, he has:
>good tastes in costume
>rich as fuck
>butler
>is basically batman
>A large penis
>lives rent free in the minds of many
>Cringe Chad worships the ground he walks on
>has above average grades
>very knowledgeable in useless trivia
>has held Mute's hand before and lived
Anonymous at Mon, 3 Jul 2023 20:55:46 UTC No. 750304
>>750300
Melville’s one of the best characters though, often when characters have a lot of flaws like that it makes them more entertaining than characters who come across as more perfect.
Plus he has one of the best futures out of the cast, he ends up a CEO of a big tech company.
Anonymous at Mon, 3 Jul 2023 21:07:35 UTC No. 750305
>>750304
>CEO of a big tech company
>everyone is forced to buy his tech products due to him creating a monopoly by buying out his competition
>Sebastian using his inherited money to become a full fledged actor, shilling for Melville
>Bobby Jr mass producing game slop and dominating the market
>Skankhunt now has easy surveillance of the entire town through his products
goddammit Melville
Anonymous at Mon, 3 Jul 2023 21:17:07 UTC No. 750306
>>750305
>Bobby Jr mass producing game slop
Hey, he's producing high quality Indie games, calling the slop is mean
Anonymous at Tue, 4 Jul 2023 00:33:11 UTC No. 750312
>>750308
oh, I've seen this template!
Anonymous at Tue, 4 Jul 2023 02:40:19 UTC No. 750328
>>750308
More asimoms please
Anonymous at Tue, 4 Jul 2023 15:52:30 UTC No. 750391
Welp, the /co/ spammer has gotten someone to start uploading porn to our wiki. I'll try cleaning it up when I see it but I guess this might just be something we deal with now.
Anonymous at Tue, 4 Jul 2023 16:44:22 UTC No. 750393
ive not been participatng itthreads for a while, got bored of this, but its pretty funny that weve gotten so big that were being raided finally
a rite of passage if you will
i cant even blame em, we do look incredibly autistic, and sure you could argue were Just Pretending, but our jokes way too often devolve into honest to got spaghetting, and its about time this happened
i love you guys, this is a step to bigdom
Anonymous at Tue, 4 Jul 2023 18:20:23 UTC No. 750396
>>750395
Redraw that screencap with North Park characters, with Bobland as the bear
Anonymous at Tue, 4 Jul 2023 18:40:00 UTC No. 750400
>>750391
Has anyone made it clear that the spammer isn't one of us yet?
Anonymous at Tue, 4 Jul 2023 21:48:29 UTC No. 750415
what's the endgame?
>>>/v/642989939
>>>/tv/187127274
Anonymous at Tue, 4 Jul 2023 23:16:00 UTC No. 750421
>>750420
Now draw Li jumping at him from off screen, getting ready to smash Bobland with a steel folding chair option
Anonymous at Tue, 4 Jul 2023 23:17:01 UTC No. 750422
>>750421
*optional
Anonymous at Wed, 5 Jul 2023 04:29:04 UTC No. 750448
>>750447
>Not just calling them the Assimoms and giving them huge asses
weak
Anonymous at Wed, 5 Jul 2023 06:26:12 UTC No. 750452
>>750415
so its just some guy whos trying to turn this into a sitewide meme? whats the point? make us look bad? were writing a pooh's adventure tier autism fueled SP fan-universe, were doing a pretty good job looking autistic without their help
Anonymous at Wed, 5 Jul 2023 09:18:55 UTC No. 750456
>>746739
I forgot I drew Mineral in a bikini! I like your take on it. You draw her a lot prettier than I do and I like the added hair ornament.
It took me a moment of staring at that tiny shitty old drawing to figure out what the fuck I was going for with that design. Those little white things are supposed to be stars, and her bikini top is lace up on the middle, with straps that go around her shoulders. On the side of ber bikini bottom there's this open part with lines of fabric running through it.
Oekaki Post (Time: 44m, Replay: View)
Anonymous at Wed, 5 Jul 2023 09:38:25 UTC No. 750460
>>749065
I like how people draw that thing on Mineral Cousin's sweater as I drew it, so it comes out as a shitty looking insect. It was supposed to be a T-Rex but I like the big ant.
Oekaki Post (Time: 5m, Replay: View)
Anonymous at Wed, 5 Jul 2023 09:40:52 UTC No. 750461
>>747746
I love this!
Anonymous at Wed, 5 Jul 2023 09:43:09 UTC No. 750462
>>747749
Adorable!
Anonymous at Wed, 5 Jul 2023 09:55:38 UTC No. 750463
>>750460
it's soul
Anonymous at Wed, 5 Jul 2023 10:37:55 UTC No. 750466
>>750456
Mineral lore
Also where did she get the swimsuit from? Did she have it before her parents were arrested, or did she go and buy it herself? Doesn't seem like something old Rick and Jane would pick out for her. I can't imagine they are very approving of how Mineral generally chooses to dress herself.
Anonymous at Wed, 5 Jul 2023 11:21:04 UTC No. 750467
the ultimate showdown of ultimate destiny (North Park version) when?
Anonymous at Wed, 5 Jul 2023 11:26:43 UTC No. 750469
>>750466
I guess she bought it at the clothing store when she was out with Posie and the other girls.
>Did she have it before her parents were arrested
She got it after. Her parents were arrested for dealing drugs (practicing holistic medicine) when she was in 3rd grade.
Anonymous at Wed, 5 Jul 2023 14:42:11 UTC No. 750473
>>750460
kek i thought it was some kinda forest crawling cryptid
Anonymous at Wed, 5 Jul 2023 14:44:00 UTC No. 750474
>>750469
would you really put it below them to buy their daughter a sexy swimsuit when shes in 3rd grade?
>looks a bit big on her, dear
>eeeeh she'll fill into it
Anonymous at Wed, 5 Jul 2023 14:45:15 UTC No. 750475
theres something so cringy about creating a pisstake character for this lil project, and then coming back a year later to find out its expanded to levels of end-stage autism you didnt think were possible and now your dumb fankid has all this Lore
Anonymous at Wed, 5 Jul 2023 14:47:27 UTC No. 750476
>>750475
which one did you make?
Anonymous at Wed, 5 Jul 2023 14:48:24 UTC No. 750477
>>750476
not telling
really, this applies to just about every 1-3th row character
Anonymous at Wed, 5 Jul 2023 14:50:50 UTC No. 750478
>>750477
fair enough I guess.
We're all pretty self aware of how dumb and cringe this all is, but at the end of the day it's just us messing around with ideas over a long period of time for fun. Things have actually been pretty quiet recently until the spammer started posting north park shit on /co/ and other boards. We only have like 2-3 people who semi-regularly contribute art by this point.
Anonymous at Wed, 5 Jul 2023 14:52:53 UTC No. 750479
>>750478
i wonder where all the artists have gone
ive still been drawing on 4chan but ill never tell you guys who i am
Anonymous at Wed, 5 Jul 2023 15:01:05 UTC No. 750480
>>750479
Well the original artist for Chaz is still here. Hansel's creator, the one who did the characters all lined up in the OP is as well. They've both contributed the most art over this past year and a bit. I know there are still some OG members who just don't draw as much, like Drew's creator, or Asimov's creator. Some artists like Delly, Dorothy and Bennett's creators rarely drop by, and we have a few new-ish artists who occasionally draw something like Leslie's creator. Outside of that I assume most people just moved on. Robert's creator used to be very active and then one day just sorta stopped posting, Cripple fucker's creator I know moved on to other things (I guess with SP not currently airing they have other interests they want to draw for, I have definitely seen their art in other /co/ threads) but probably occasionally stop by to chat even if not drawing anything.
Anonymous at Wed, 5 Jul 2023 15:17:22 UTC No. 750481
>>750480
>Cripple fucker's creator
Hanging out on /ic/'s Crab tournament
Anonymous at Wed, 5 Jul 2023 15:21:36 UTC No. 750482
>>750480
>probably occasionally stop by to chat even if not drawing anything.
yeah, i imagine even if people arent drawing for these threads, they still visit
Anonymous at Wed, 5 Jul 2023 15:25:15 UTC No. 750483
>>750481
He's making his own comic, I can't believe someone in this project actually managed to write a script for anything.
Anonymous at Wed, 5 Jul 2023 15:29:47 UTC No. 750484
>>750483
I am not surprised I am pretty sure he has some kind of art career focus outside of drawing for 4chan
Anonymous at Wed, 5 Jul 2023 16:10:56 UTC No. 750489
>>750488
Oooh, I see we have some new artists since I was last here, very nice.
Draw one of the best girls, like T.T, Delly or Sydney.
Anonymous at Wed, 5 Jul 2023 16:12:21 UTC No. 750490
>>750488
Beautiful art anon
Please draw Chariot
Yeah I imagine she wouldn't be too fond of beaches, too loud to read, sand gets in the wheels and she doesn't exactly have the tits to fill out a swimsuit, but she still deserves to look cute in one
Anonymous at Wed, 5 Jul 2023 16:14:27 UTC No. 750491
>>750488
Ada, robo-loli needs more art
Anonymous at Wed, 5 Jul 2023 16:15:28 UTC No. 750492
>>750488
Maria in beach attire could be cute!
Anonymous at Wed, 5 Jul 2023 16:37:09 UTC No. 750494
>>750488
Dew!!
Anonymous at Wed, 5 Jul 2023 16:56:39 UTC No. 750496
>>750474
She tries to seem cool and mature because the other girls look up to her.
Anonymous at Wed, 5 Jul 2023 17:54:14 UTC No. 750497
>>750483
well post it!
Anonymous at Wed, 5 Jul 2023 18:00:44 UTC No. 750499
Anonymous at Thu, 6 Jul 2023 00:25:58 UTC No. 750509
>>750268
How are those maps n rooms looking, /npg/?
Anonymous at Thu, 6 Jul 2023 00:30:14 UTC No. 750510
>>750505
Why are they dressed like that
Anonymous at Thu, 6 Jul 2023 00:44:15 UTC No. 750511
>>750509
not good mate, not good...
Anonymous at Thu, 6 Jul 2023 01:03:19 UTC No. 750513
>>750510
It was Ashley's idea.
Don't worry, Maria saw them and took them all home where they got yelled at by their parents
Anonymous at Thu, 6 Jul 2023 01:04:19 UTC No. 750514
>>750513
Did Maria yell at Ashley because she doesn't have any parents?
Anonymous at Thu, 6 Jul 2023 01:08:22 UTC No. 750515
>>750514
yeah, Maria felt a sense of pleasure being able to scold her first real child. She hopes she can catch Ashley getting in trouble again so she can pretend to be the mother she always wanted to be
Anonymous at Thu, 6 Jul 2023 01:12:26 UTC No. 750516
>>750515
Just let her adopt the girl jesus christ
Anonymous at Thu, 6 Jul 2023 01:25:29 UTC No. 750519
>>750505
>Dorothy not wearing her wearable defibrillator
No wonder she's so nervous
Anonymous at Thu, 6 Jul 2023 02:38:43 UTC No. 750524
>>750522
LET HER ADOPT THE GIRL!
THE ORPHANAGE SHE LIVES IN IS RUN BY THE CHURCH!
Anonymous at Thu, 6 Jul 2023 03:27:29 UTC No. 750527
>>750526
YOU ALWAYS SAY THAT!
THAT'S IT, I'M WORSHIPPING THE FROG PEOPLE'S GOD!
Anonymous at Thu, 6 Jul 2023 15:11:01 UTC No. 750563
>>750534
Sydney really needs to stop drinking cans of her cousin's sweat
Anonymous at Thu, 6 Jul 2023 16:40:49 UTC No. 750574
>>750557
Ada's looking kinda XJ9 there
Anonymous at Thu, 6 Jul 2023 18:27:17 UTC No. 750587
>>750570
*hides the Max's Secret Angels magazines*
>.>
<.<
Anonymous at Thu, 6 Jul 2023 21:01:01 UTC No. 750595
>>750570
No, we need more Lydia/Posie
Anonymous at Thu, 6 Jul 2023 21:02:13 UTC No. 750596
>>750587
Selfcest =/= incest.
if you fuck a clone it's selfcest
Anonymous at Thu, 6 Jul 2023 21:33:04 UTC No. 750598
>>750527
Hey! Uh, you seem chill may I interest you in the word of Dave from Down The Block?
Anonymous at Thu, 6 Jul 2023 22:16:00 UTC No. 750601
>>750595
I want Lydia and Linus instead!!
Anonymous at Thu, 6 Jul 2023 22:58:42 UTC No. 750604
>>750598
>Lydia kisses her cousin's fat butt
Also, surprised her butt isn't freckled too
>>750601
How about Posie and Linus?
or the two of the girls teaming up on him
Anonymous at Thu, 6 Jul 2023 22:59:53 UTC No. 750605
>>750604
Why did you answer to me? I'm trying to push religion, you fucking canadian.
Anonymous at Thu, 6 Jul 2023 23:01:21 UTC No. 750606
>>750605
hey! Canadian's are god's chosen people. You watch your fucking language!
Anonymous at Thu, 6 Jul 2023 23:04:27 UTC No. 750608
>>750605
misclick, Also, Drew has a fat slappable butt but loses points for her massive bush
Anonymous at Thu, 6 Jul 2023 23:05:27 UTC No. 750609
>>750598
Can he get Ashley adopted by Maria?
Anonymous at Thu, 6 Jul 2023 23:07:05 UTC No. 750610
>>750607
Now add some blue lipstick marks!
Anonymous at Thu, 6 Jul 2023 23:08:35 UTC No. 750612
>>750609
With the power His Chillness is pretty dang powerful.
Also one family having Ashley feels weirdly wrong, her being a kid in the background of every house as the filler sibling is my favorite thing about her.
Anonymous at Thu, 6 Jul 2023 23:15:34 UTC No. 750615
>>750614
How does Posie get her revenge?
Anonymous at Thu, 6 Jul 2023 23:23:23 UTC No. 750618
>>750608
You're a fucking idiot.
>>750617
You're fucking based.
Anonymous at Thu, 6 Jul 2023 23:25:25 UTC No. 750619
>>750617
Drew is the part of me that repressed my own homosexuality, thank you Drew you may be a fictional character but I think you helped me work out some things.
Anonymous at Thu, 6 Jul 2023 23:39:02 UTC No. 750621
>>750617
>Asimov is dating these two
lucky bastard
Anonymous at Thu, 6 Jul 2023 23:41:20 UTC No. 750624
>>750621
lucky indeed. It'll make the incoming NTR even more sweet
Anonymous at Thu, 6 Jul 2023 23:50:06 UTC No. 750625
>>750624
DO NOT!
Anonymous at Thu, 6 Jul 2023 23:53:39 UTC No. 750626
>>750624
LOL
Anonymous at Fri, 7 Jul 2023 00:29:47 UTC No. 750628
>>750624
COMMIT NOT ALIVE
Anonymous at Fri, 7 Jul 2023 00:31:04 UTC No. 750629
Anonymous at Fri, 7 Jul 2023 04:20:26 UTC No. 750638
/r/ Max's Angels grown up in exotic swimsuits. They oogle either Robert without his hat and blindglasses or a scared Cripplefucker.
Anonymous at Fri, 7 Jul 2023 04:24:01 UTC No. 750639
>>750638
>grown up
I sleep.
Anonymous at Fri, 7 Jul 2023 04:28:07 UTC No. 750640
>>750638
>Max's Devils
i sleep
Anonymous at Fri, 7 Jul 2023 05:14:31 UTC No. 750642
>>750638
>Max
i slep
Anonymous at Fri, 7 Jul 2023 08:01:48 UTC No. 750644
i think this is why i left this project
it went from being a fun autistic fan-universe where we come up with ridiculous and comedic adventures for this wacky cast to go on
to a weird little shithole where someone occasionally comes to visit when theyre horny and goes "boy, what if this character had SEX"
this sucks
the sexystuff was fun at first, it was rare and ridiculous and its only natural that every fanbase would have SOME horny in it
but weve completely lost the fun that made this whole thing enjoyable in the first place
Anonymous at Fri, 7 Jul 2023 08:10:12 UTC No. 750645
>>750644
There was some good times with weapon art/episode ideas posted recently that was primarily goofy adventures content
Anonymous at Fri, 7 Jul 2023 09:46:36 UTC No. 750646
>>750644
>Implying this whole thing didn't start off from MILF Incest & Cripplefucking.
Only Hansel is pure. Hanselanon was funny enough to take an autistic prep rich girl and make her homeless and even more autistic. Whenever Gretel appears on screen there's a harpsichord playing while she's wearing rugs, if she was a male she'd be wearing a top hat.
Anonymous at Fri, 7 Jul 2023 09:50:04 UTC No. 750647
>>750646
Lydia's gang was nice too.
Anonymous at Fri, 7 Jul 2023 10:43:26 UTC No. 750648
>>750644
Coom art is an important part of our daily nutritious diet, anon.
On a more serious note let's get down to business and back on track with that Good Times With Weapons plot idea. So Hansel has gone missing with Posie and the gang has to find them, but Max knows just the person who has the bad habit of always running into fucked up shit such as Hansel himself, she can smell the stench and homeless energy coming off of him. I must warn you, what comes next is not for the faint of heart.
Anonymous at Fri, 7 Jul 2023 10:53:51 UTC No. 750649
>>750644
Wah, I'm sorry anon, I'll be better next thread I promise
Quirky Masturbating Man at Fri, 7 Jul 2023 11:51:19 UTC No. 750652
>>750644
man what if this anon had BIGG SEGGS with >>750646 this'n!!!!! wouldn't that be wacky???
I feel you, man the shipping can get out of hand too.
Anonymous at Fri, 7 Jul 2023 12:00:32 UTC No. 750653
>>750648
>>750648
https://youtu.be/b2tZVxlL_LE?t=2200
>Coom art is an important part of our daily nutritious diet, anon.
>And that's why hippies need to get back in the kitchen basement fixing me up marshmallow cereal and pancakes like all good happy house elves from HP.
>WHY THE HELL DO YOU HAVE HIPPIES IN YOUR BASEMENT?
>C'mon now. Every rich asshole has hippies in their basement.
>I'm a rich asshole and I don't have hippies in my basement.
>Yeah, but you don't have that cute panda energy that attracts them like flies to a light accompanied by sugar and spice and everything nice. Your butler is a blackhole.
>Besides where else are they suppose to go? become homeless like Hansel?
>Hey you, yeah you, the small one.
>I'm 1 year older than you
>Stop playing with your cards like some two bit street magician for a sec and come with us.
>I've got a name ye know
>And nobody knows what type of mineral your inner spark is, Starscream. I keep asking, but you never answer straight.
...
>Neil: It's hopeless, they'll tell on us and get us grounded for at least... an entire... 3 weeks. Do you know what 3 weeks is to a 4th grader? That's 6.8 years, I can't do 6.8 years no more, man. I only have one 4th grade here and I plan on enjoying it Goddamnit!!
>It's okay, it's okay Neil, we'll find Hansel, bring Posie to a herbologist to fix her up and everything will be fine.
Anonymous at Fri, 7 Jul 2023 13:46:12 UTC No. 750655
>>750644
If you don't like a part of the threads, maybe post what you do like instead of bitching and abandoning the thread?
Anonymous at Sat, 8 Jul 2023 12:40:10 UTC No. 750697
>>750647
Asimov manages to avoid most of the Lewd desires methinks.
Anonymous at Sat, 8 Jul 2023 17:45:34 UTC No. 750721
>>750718
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yYy
Anonymous at Sun, 9 Jul 2023 14:20:04 UTC No. 750775
>>750718
I am not a certified gamer, but the Four Chan dot calm, slash vee says there is some sort of dang dirty homosapien behavior in regards to the animal kingdom............................
Anonymous at Mon, 10 Jul 2023 11:21:16 UTC No. 750857
Which parents play vidya?
Anonymous at Mon, 10 Jul 2023 11:26:31 UTC No. 750858
>>750857
idk, which would be fun?
out of all the kids who play vidya, it seems like their parents arent normally into it
we dont know much about Lisa's parents but we do know theyre pretty technophobic
Anonymous at Mon, 10 Jul 2023 11:49:33 UTC No. 750861
>>750857
Nolan.
Anonymous at Mon, 10 Jul 2023 15:51:51 UTC No. 750868
>>750857
In regards to parents, I can actually see Darwin playing Sid's games and annoys Sid when he hogs the controller. Mostly the FPS kind of games. Curses people out over the mic frequently and gets Sid's account suspended at times. I am also sure some of the moms, like Janice, Patricia maybe even Missy all play mobile games on their phones
In terms of non parent adults, Paul definitely plays those dorky Starship simulator games as well was whatever new Starwars game is out. Likely plays an mmrpg, probably WOW or Runescape.
I feel Elmer might play games as well but be diligent to obey real world laws in game as best as he can, so he doesn't like games that require you to be a criminal. It's really frustrating for other people to watch him play.
Anonymous at Mon, 10 Jul 2023 15:55:44 UTC No. 750871
>>750868
>Paul
who?
Anonymous at Mon, 10 Jul 2023 15:56:47 UTC No. 750872
>>750857
Galatea IS the vidya
Anonymous at Mon, 10 Jul 2023 16:00:42 UTC No. 750873
>>750871
Father Paul Goodfellow, the young, dorky priest of the North Park church.
Anonymous at Mon, 10 Jul 2023 16:08:25 UTC No. 750875
>>750873
you telling me his first name isn't actually Father?
Anonymous at Mon, 10 Jul 2023 16:38:14 UTC No. 750876
>>750872
I'd play her every day, if you catch my drift
Anonymous at Mon, 10 Jul 2023 16:41:34 UTC No. 750877
>>750876
I'd download a bunch of sketchy mods and look on as she red ring of death's herself from all the viruses, if you catch my drift
Anonymous at Mon, 10 Jul 2023 17:04:10 UTC No. 750878
>>750868
>Curses people out over the mic frequently and gets Sid's account suspended at times.
kek, on one hand i find that to be a hilarious situation
on the other hand, isnt Sid australian? i imagine he gets suspended a lot himself because he forgets americans dont much like you going around calling your mates "right fucking cunts" as a term of endearment
Anonymous at Mon, 10 Jul 2023 17:11:58 UTC No. 750880
>>750877
Please confess your sins to Father Goodfellow
Anonymous at Mon, 10 Jul 2023 18:45:53 UTC No. 750884
>>750883
>father goodfellow
why the fuck is he working with mormons now? i thought the man was catholic
this is some kinda haram
Anonymous at Mon, 10 Jul 2023 18:56:21 UTC No. 750885
>>750884
he's trying to convert them from the inside.
Anonymous at Tue, 11 Jul 2023 03:40:02 UTC No. 750915
>>750884
People in North Park are stupid as a baseline, they probably think he's a Mormon despite all the evidence that he's catholic
Anonymous at Tue, 11 Jul 2023 12:48:42 UTC No. 750938
>>745546
>60 days
God...DAMN
Anonymous at Wed, 12 Jul 2023 01:59:35 UTC No. 750978
Anyone have a link to that thread where Jerry lost a game of horse and had to ask Penny out on a date?
Anonymous at Wed, 12 Jul 2023 13:29:52 UTC No. 751018
>>751016
Honestly, that's pretty much Cat Chaz
Anonymous at Wed, 12 Jul 2023 13:36:26 UTC No. 751020
Some good stuff in here:
https://archiveofsins.com/data/i/im
Anonymous at Wed, 12 Jul 2023 13:38:34 UTC No. 751021
>>751018
Only he doesn't have a girl his age that wants to fuck him which he ignores
>>751020
Yeah, that's the first appearance of Trisha's father iirc.
>Cindy with the raisins outift
I am honestly surprised after all this time no one has done art of all the girls in Raisins outfits yet, you'd assume that would have been done by now.
Anonymous at Wed, 12 Jul 2023 14:09:08 UTC No. 751022
>>751021
>I am honestly surprised after all this time no one has done art of all the girls in Raisins outfits yet, you'd assume that would have been done by now.
ehh..i could do it...but it'll take forever cause I procrastinate alot
>>751020
soul...I miss it
Anonymous at Wed, 12 Jul 2023 15:28:23 UTC No. 751029
Gretel needs correction.
Anonymous at Wed, 12 Jul 2023 15:32:19 UTC No. 751030
>>750883
>Confesses to viking rape pillages
>The Irish taking their revenge by fucking and demanding reparations from all the blondes
The Irish! they're onto us. Those bloody gingers.
Anonymous at Wed, 12 Jul 2023 15:51:32 UTC No. 751033
>>751029
Correcting in regards to what?
Anonymous at Wed, 12 Jul 2023 15:57:56 UTC No. 751036
>>751033
She refuses to socialize. The whole town should dress as Hansel to fuck with her.
Anonymous at Wed, 12 Jul 2023 21:32:38 UTC No. 751054
>>751022
>ehh..i could do it...but it'll take forever cause I procrastinate alot
this sounds like a cope
Anonymous at Wed, 12 Jul 2023 22:14:02 UTC No. 751063
>>751061
Are you gonna take that?
He said you were coping!
Anonymous at Wed, 12 Jul 2023 23:16:24 UTC No. 751073
>>751068
Sure you will, copelord
Anonymous at Thu, 13 Jul 2023 00:44:22 UTC No. 751082
I BRING HERESY
https://www.youtube.com/shorts/x76S
>Blenny when the sick fuck is into it.
Anonymous at Thu, 13 Jul 2023 01:40:26 UTC No. 751086
>>751082
>Asimov when Drew is in danger
Anonymous at Thu, 13 Jul 2023 11:36:27 UTC No. 751175
>>751082
>Date Night for Blenny and Esther, but she's grounded
Anonymous at Thu, 13 Jul 2023 12:19:44 UTC No. 751181
just a reminder for the next IDIOT who messes up the OP
You are to use >>745627 image first and foremost and if I see any different, I will be forced to intervene
Anonymous at Thu, 13 Jul 2023 12:20:30 UTC No. 751182
>>751181
It was one mistake. *dies*
Anonymous at Thu, 13 Jul 2023 15:00:56 UTC No. 751190
>>751182
You failed me for the first and last time, Slappidiah Honker. Honk your last joke before I make you sleep with the fishes.
Anonymous at Thu, 13 Jul 2023 17:49:26 UTC No. 751205
>Come out, come out, little pigs. Uncle Slappy wants to play. Come out or else I'll huff and I'll puff and I'll honk and I'll crack the house down on its knees.
>LITTLE PIG. Come back here, little pig. COME BAACK HEEREE. LITTLEEEE PIGGGGGG. YOU CAN'T ESCAPE ME, I'LL CHASE YOU TO THE ENDS OF THE EARTH.
Anonymous at Thu, 13 Jul 2023 18:28:20 UTC No. 751208
>>751205
slappy would put this on the mantle believing this to be more of a softer representation to him clown culture is very odd did you know that alcohol has no effect on clown dna???
Anonymous at Thu, 13 Jul 2023 18:41:55 UTC No. 751210
>>751209
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HSZ
Anonymous at Fri, 14 Jul 2023 01:24:40 UTC No. 751265
This thread is so close to dyin' bros.
just a little longer
Anonymous at Fri, 14 Jul 2023 01:33:17 UTC No. 751266
>>751265
can we get to 600?
Anonymous at Fri, 14 Jul 2023 01:35:38 UTC No. 751268
>>751266
No.
Anonymous at Fri, 14 Jul 2023 01:42:33 UTC No. 751270
>>751268
ah, sucks to suck then
Anonymous at Fri, 14 Jul 2023 01:56:23 UTC No. 751271
https://files.catbox.moe/wtv2wl.mp3
Anonymous at Fri, 14 Jul 2023 01:59:50 UTC No. 751272
>>751271
heh, drunk dialing
never gets old.
Anonymous at Fri, 14 Jul 2023 02:01:19 UTC No. 751273
>>751272
>Slappy letting Drew get drunk
Maria was right about Clowns
Anonymous at Fri, 14 Jul 2023 02:02:19 UTC No. 751274
>>751271
>Drew admits to being a gay retard
could this be considered character development?
Anonymous at Fri, 14 Jul 2023 02:03:16 UTC No. 751275
>>751272
>>751273
>>751274
>it's a bodyswap episode but people think they got drunk because the device looked like a beer can
Anonymous at Fri, 14 Jul 2023 02:06:00 UTC No. 751276
>>751275
.body swap episode
>no one notices because they're normally always this retarded
Anonymous at Fri, 14 Jul 2023 02:48:57 UTC No. 751284
boom 600 there you go you filthy ape
Anonymous at Fri, 14 Jul 2023 04:45:50 UTC No. 751288
>>751284
real 600, fag