🧵 /npg/ Comfy North Park OC thread #26
Anonymous at Fri, 22 Dec 2023 14:46:13 UTC No. 767566
Welcome to the North Park OC thread, a place to draw, create and discuss original characters for North Park, a South Park spin off. Feel free to read through the wiki for more information on the characters so far. Otherwise, draw characters and have fun!
A maid for Christmas edition
Previous thread:
https://archived.moe/i/thread/76362
Anonymous at Fri, 22 Dec 2023 14:47:12 UTC No. 767567
>>767566
Here is a list off most of if not all the drawn characters so far. If you want a quick way to start drawing them, use a random number generator (www.calculator.net/random-number-g
Wiki link:
https://north-park-creations.fandom
Anonymous at Fri, 22 Dec 2023 16:52:47 UTC No. 767572
a few episode ideas
>a Flynn tries to get lizzy to pamper him but he only makes an ass of himself episode
>a bundle and Axel pov episode where we follow multiple times the vamps steal or drain their cows in front of them while they try various ways to ward them off
> a slappy, Hui-Feng, dr Cates and the dr Cates ninja girls are in a waiting room bottle episode
> a Heather goes to court to fight some traffic tickets where the Thompsons siblings and their mother Carrie Thompson (not to be confused with Drew's mother) are key witnesses and the whole thing devoles into a clip show where all of the clips are not from previous episode just thing that happened off screen to prove that the witnesses are biased against her.
> a Romo pov episode where he talks normal and everyone else can't be understood
I thought last thread was going to stay up for chirstmas
Anonymous at Fri, 22 Dec 2023 20:25:24 UTC No. 767590
>>767572
Romo isn't my character but I had the idea that he speaks a fictious language that sounds real enough.
I also had the less funny idea that a translator would be talking over him like Happy from Sit Down Shut Up.
Anonymous at Fri, 22 Dec 2023 21:52:38 UTC No. 767601
>>767572
A heather? implying multiple heathers?
Anonymous at Sat, 23 Dec 2023 01:39:51 UTC No. 767621
>>767601
*a episode where Heather
Anonymous at Sat, 23 Dec 2023 01:40:55 UTC No. 767622
>>767572
for the bundle and Axel episode when the vamps are on the farm it just becomes a horror movie
and the Heather episode we don't know what the trial is for till the end where Heather accidentally incriminate herself by admitting to parking in a no parking spot to catch them doing something
> a Vietnam reenactment goes horribly wrong and all the kids have Nam ptsd and are having flashbacks and Jerry goes first blood the ending is a shot for shot remake of the end of first blood with Max and Jerry
>episode where the cripple Army is spending the whole day planning on taking out principal Kiddy so they will then become the principal it's just a small step towards bigger conquest and proving their superiority but get taking out less than a minute it basically that one Samurai jack episode
Anonymous at Sat, 23 Dec 2023 01:47:13 UTC No. 767623
>>767599
she must be really out of it officer Barbrady hasn't been a policeman since 2015
Anonymous at Sat, 23 Dec 2023 02:17:43 UTC No. 767629
>>767627
That's just speculation since he was in his police uniform in fractured but whole to be honest Matt and Trey probably just forgot he was fired
Anonymous at Sat, 23 Dec 2023 02:19:49 UTC No. 767630
>>767629
Never mind he was in another episode in uniform I was the one who was out of it the whole time
Anonymous at Sat, 23 Dec 2023 02:26:34 UTC No. 767631
episode where Tabby is depressed because she so short and she finds Li yang's prosthetic legs that fell off while he was doing his survivalist thing.
> she then puts them on and for some reason this is treat it like a superpower
>every so often during the episode Tabby narrowly Dodges a spear or traps that li set to get his legs back
>Hanoka and Yashu tries to fight her to get them back but after witnessing how she truly bonded with those legs and using them to a thousand percent more than they ever saw Li use them they can't bring themselves to take it from her which pisses Li off
Anonymous at Sat, 23 Dec 2023 02:41:31 UTC No. 767632
>>767631
>Tabby becomes the alpha even overthrowing Dr cates unlike her tabby's plan actually works like she turns Danny and Wendy into cat people which are then compelled to work for her because she's the alpha even though cats don't work like that
> Tabby decides that Dr cates is dead weight and kick her out of her own lab
> later a very pissed dr Cates finds li to give him super fighting robotic legs so he can kick her ass
> they fight and are pretty evenly matched but Dr cates wasn't planning on li winning she was just going to blow up both of them
>but li's prosthetic leg actually senses this treachery and kicks Tabby off of it and takes out Lee off the super fighting robot legs and then it sacrifices itself for the both of them
> everyone's consoling Tabby for the loss of her legs while li is ranting and arguing with Dr cates in the background about his legs and her trying to kill him
> a week later everything goes back to normal but Tabby has made new prosthetic legs out of Rulf's crutch and Maggie's prosthetic leg
Anonymous at Sat, 23 Dec 2023 04:14:42 UTC No. 767639
>>767599
Leslie gets arrested for public nudity in South Park the day before Christmas
Anonymous at Sat, 23 Dec 2023 04:57:51 UTC No. 767641
>>767599
>>767639
Why is she naked in public, is she into that sort of thing?
Anonymous at Sat, 23 Dec 2023 04:59:16 UTC No. 767643
>>767641
No, she's coming down from a caffeine high, she's very receptive to caffeine.
Anonymous at Sat, 23 Dec 2023 05:08:20 UTC No. 767644
>>767643
But how did she end up naked after drinking caffeine?
Anonymous at Sat, 23 Dec 2023 05:09:50 UTC No. 767645
>>767644
We all make dumb decisions while under the influence.
Anonymous at Sat, 23 Dec 2023 07:40:00 UTC No. 767657
>>767644
The Story So Far
Leslie was kidnapped by people making drugs form autistic people pee so she was striped naked and then after being Force to drink a lot of Mountain Dew she got high broke out kill a few of the cartel members and then literally just ran through and broke a wall into the wilderness where she hallucinated after a few days of not being able to sleep and still high from the Mountain Dew that she was in Family Guy what's your attack every character but she's really just attacking random shit
Anonymous at Sat, 23 Dec 2023 11:44:57 UTC No. 767664
>>767657
Pretty much, yeah
Anonymous at Sat, 23 Dec 2023 13:51:48 UTC No. 767668
>episode where a bunch of food is going missing in Myrtle and Ernest's house
>they think it's a raccoon that sneaking in when they're gone but it really a escaped homicidal maniac that living in their attic.
> Myrtle goes to Carrie Thompson for help who bakes poisoned cookies and warns everyone dont eat these their poisoned minus Ernest who was at work.
>they leave to get something to eat hoping the raccoon will get into it but they left a note for Ernest.
> don't eat - Carrie and then a skull and cross bones that Myrtle drew but since she isn't a good artist it looks more like a flower with a smiley face
> Ernest comes in early so the maniac doesn't come out and he see the note and thinks to himself that Carrie free loads off them all the time so one cookie can't hurt and instantly get sick.
>they just so happen to get back after he finish the cookie so Myrtle and Carrie Rush him to the hospital
> while linus Lydia and Danny ( Wendy's not there because she's end the conflict in seconds) are home alone they discover and are chased by the maniac
> meanwhile at the hospital ernest's upset that no one is taking his side everyone is saying they did leave a note Heather comes and tries to get carrier arrested for this this is finally the time she's going to get what she had coming to her
> finally the three kids of cornered in a cabinet the killer knows they're there and is going to murder them but he sees the cookies on top of them and decides he's going to at get a snack before killing three children.
> after Ernest stomach is pumped they get a call to rush back home they think the children got into the cookies and Heather is more happy than Carey is finally going to get taken down than her sister's children might be dead
> when they got to the house they see that the children are safe and Lydia tells Ernest that those cookies saved her life Ernest looks at Carrie Freeze Frame and the Seinfeld music please
Anonymous at Sat, 23 Dec 2023 19:13:44 UTC No. 767684
>>767668
Lydia: Dad I'm glad you're rebelling but you chose the wrong time.
later
at the hospital
Ernest: you did this to me
Carrie " I would keep you voice down if i were or your going to make people think I actually poisoned you"
Ernest: you did
carrie no we left note it said don't eat
Anonymous at Sat, 23 Dec 2023 21:43:05 UTC No. 767692
>>767622
>> a Vietnam reenactment goes horribly wrong and all the kids have Nam ptsd and are having flashbacks and Jerry goes first blood the ending is a shot for shot remake of the end of first blood with Max and Jerry
Who'd Max be? The colonel? I need Jerry bawling and hugging Max now. With or without the deleted alternate ending?
Anonymous at Sat, 23 Dec 2023 21:53:41 UTC No. 767693
>>767692
yeah max is the colonel Jerry is Rambo
captcha jxmn0
🗑️ Anonymous at Sun, 24 Dec 2023 18:08:34 UTC No. 767730
>>767622
> a Vietnam reenactment goes horribly wrong and all the kids have Nam ptsd and are having flashbacks and Jerry goes first blood the ending is a shot for shot remake of the end of first blood with Max and Jerry
the set up
>it's Heritage week in North Park Elementary and every one know what they going to do as their Heritage presentation in the big assembly
>except for one of the dr Cates ninja girls Ragdoll
>since she doesn't know what kinda Asian she is and unlike her sisters who can just wing where they came from no one's going to ask specifically where a black person came from or a redhead came from its either Ireland or Scotland
>Ragdoll she goes to the vamps for a blood test since they can tell her for her ethnicity lies just by tasting her blood
>they determine she's a mix all of the East Asian peoples but mostly Vietnamese
[so for her Heritage preservation she and her sisters set up traps the woods like in the Vietnam War
>all of the school unknowingly walked into it thinking they were going into some performance but now they have to navigate that way out of the woods without dying leaving all of them traumatized
>also Ragdoll set up that fortune son is playing on a loop so whenever they hear it it triggers their PTSD which is unfortunate that 70s a week is after Heritage week
Anonymous at Sun, 24 Dec 2023 18:34:07 UTC No. 767732
>>767622
> a Vietnam reenactment goes horribly wrong and all the kids have Nam ptsd and are having flashbacks and Jerry goes first blood the ending is a shot for shot remake of the end of first blood with Max and Jerry
the set up
>it's Heritage week in North Park Elementary and every one know what they going to do as their Heritage presentation in the big assembly
>except for one of the dr Cates ninja girls Ragdoll
>since she doesn't know what kinda Asian she is and unlike her sisters who can just wing where they came from no one's going to ask specifically where a black person came from or a redhead came from its either Ireland or Scotland
>Ragdoll goes to the vamps for a blood test since they can tell her where her she comes form just by tasting her blood
>they determine she's a mix all of the East Asian peoples but mostly Vietnamese
>so for her Heritage presentation she and her sisters set up traps the woods like in the Vietnam War
>all of the school unknowingly walked into it thinking they were going into some performance but now they have to navigate that way out of the woods without dying leaving all of them traumatized
>also Ragdoll set up that fortunate son is playing on a loop so whenever they hear it it triggers their PTSD which is unfortunate that 70s a week is after Heritage week
Anonymous at Sun, 24 Dec 2023 21:29:01 UTC No. 767743
non standard episodes ideas that breaks the regular format
>its a drew makes a birthday wish that traps the town in multiple sitcom very flip through throughout the episode episode.
> it's a Nancy is making a school news show but It gets hijacked by the other kids and some adults and eventually just devolves into chaos like that bird up episode of Eric Andre we are watch what was filmed the whole episode never breaking from the format
> a cringe kid PaRappa the Rapper/ fnf episode where he has to believe
Anonymous at Sun, 24 Dec 2023 21:31:31 UTC No. 767744
>>767743
*that we flip though* making a somewhat connected plot form multiple Standalone plots
Anonymous at Sun, 24 Dec 2023 22:17:27 UTC No. 767747
Anonymous at Sun, 24 Dec 2023 22:39:06 UTC No. 767748
>>767747
Maybe I don't remember that episode I think it'll be more like the one where they were doing spinoffs with and chef wiggums and principal Skinner moved to Louisiana.
the connected story is everyone realizing something's wrong and them trying to do something to break the wish on their end while simultaneously working with others but they can't really crossover so they have to find a clever way to get messages to each other while also following a few cliched sit com plots.
Anonymous at Sun, 24 Dec 2023 23:23:10 UTC No. 767757
>>767743
> a virus is sweeping through town that causes everyone to uncontrollably act like it's a Musical. Mute must get the scientists and nurse Maggie to find a cure before she becomes infected and her voice is displayed for everyone to hear. it turns out the virus is not only a sentient hive mind of sorts but very malevolent wants mute to join in
Anonymous at Sun, 24 Dec 2023 23:46:04 UTC No. 767761
>>767760
good to see jail didn't change your Leslie
Anonymous at Mon, 25 Dec 2023 00:09:15 UTC No. 767766
>>767757
> while in science class there's a substitute teacher because Dr toades is out with the flu and also nurse Maggie. ( got to set that up for why they're not affected yet)
>the class is interrupted by new twins (who don't really looking alike) who just arrived at North park Elementary a few days ago who announced that they "talked" to the administration and they are putting on a musical and tryouts are after school
>everyone is excited and are going to go to tryouts but mute and Danny they think musicals are dumb.
> later after try outs Cindy wants mute and Danny to join the Musical and she puts on the first song and now everyone is singing and dancing along and no one's acting like this is weird the two are weirded out and leave
> Danny video chats mute in a very frantic and Panicked way he looked into this musical business in he found something shouldn't have found.
> their friends are being taken over and those twins they're not even twins theyre two missing kids form west park that was mysteriously quarantined a few weeks ago.
>all of a sudden the door burst in Wendy in a few others surround him and ask who is he talking to he abruptly end the call.
> the next day mute tries to (not really talk to him but) talk to him and he now in theater kid get up in a single and dancing like the rest of them but this time with the Sinister join us mute she finds the whole school has been taken over
> she talks to the "twins" who tells her they're going to take over this whole time she might as well join them in fact they really want to hear that pretty voice of Hers
> she is chased by the whole school but manages to escape
to be continued
Anonymous at Mon, 25 Dec 2023 10:12:17 UTC No. 767787
>For fuck's sake Bobby, Freddo Fuckbear wasn't at the birth of Jesus Christ. You're supposed to be dressed as the goddamn donkey!
>We've only got one more rehearsal for this crap and you little shits better not fuck it up.
Anonymous at Mon, 25 Dec 2023 12:26:53 UTC No. 767794
>>767779
>The 4chan snowflakes and this poster
>Danny dressed in something else fancy other than his bellboy uniform.
I don't know guys, I'm kinda digging this, but only if the "musical" is actually a christmas-themed eurobeat. I hate musicals where the person can't sing worth a shit.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jfQ
Anonymous at Mon, 25 Dec 2023 19:44:23 UTC No. 767807
> episode where Danny is dragged along by Savannah to Timothy Dulls house and is spooked by all the ghost of roadkill animals and people ( presumably victims of his parents) that surrounds the place until he is drugged and is acting as subdued as Timothy
> it's an art club episode where the art teacher pits all of them against each other (Rosalind, Agatha, Bram, cringe kid, black cat, and Chelsea) to become their Protege and make it out this small town become a real artist. the art teacher ruins all of their love for art and then emotionally breaks when the teacher never really was going to let any of them his or her Protege they was only using the others to motivate Beansy For an upcoming contest that is going to send the both of them to the big leagues. so the rest of the art Club decides to get revenge by making an art piece that does this to the teacher https://youtu.be/rG8NkhP7llY?si=TSA
Anonymous at Mon, 25 Dec 2023 21:35:58 UTC No. 767812
>>767809
Ula: "Vera, darling, why on earth do you possess these mascot outfits?"
Vera: I know a guy who makes these and he was having a sale
ula:"Alright, but my dear, why do you happen to own a mascot costume for every soul in this town?"
Vera: what can I see I couldn't pass up that good of a deal
Anonymous at Mon, 25 Dec 2023 21:37:00 UTC No. 767813
>>767812
*what can I say
Anonymous at Mon, 25 Dec 2023 22:40:02 UTC No. 767816
>>767812
Lon hires the vamps to get an ingredient he needs for a Magic ward that gonna protect the town form a oncoming magic event. he needs the Rage of a half beast since getting Cindy mad is possibly fatal he is it going to risk Danny (and Wendy is incapable of doing it) and he's friends enough with bobland so he goes third party with this one. They manage to make her mad by dressing up in a bobbland and amber mascot costumes and dry hump infornt of the class.
Anonymous at Mon, 25 Dec 2023 23:11:08 UTC No. 767822
>>767821
anon was inspired
Anonymous at Mon, 25 Dec 2023 23:52:54 UTC No. 767828
>>767822
by god
Anonymous at Tue, 26 Dec 2023 14:32:45 UTC No. 767873
>>767821
Damn, Cringe Kid gets to watch THIS fuck other men?
Anonymous at Tue, 26 Dec 2023 22:06:41 UTC No. 767891
>>767873
>Implying other men can satisfy her after she gets the big cringe dick
Anonymous at Wed, 27 Dec 2023 00:43:35 UTC No. 767896
>>767891
That's definitely true, but much to her dismay being a cuck is very cringe, and Cringe Kid likes to live up to his nickname.
Anonymous at Wed, 27 Dec 2023 01:02:39 UTC No. 767899
I imagine Rayne was disappointed to find that only half the rumors of Danny was true that he could see, communicate with, and command ghosts but he isn't a troublemaker nor using his powers to control the dead Souls to wreak havoc upon this town. luckily for him she's there to guide down this darker path. he finds her annoying especially when she unleashes something to try to get him to use his power on the way she wants him to which inevitably he has to save her or the town from and due to how many friends they share they hang around each other form time to time.
Anonymous at Wed, 27 Dec 2023 13:05:52 UTC No. 767930
>>767899
episode where Rayne tries to teach Danny a thing or two about commanding ghost to wreak havoc but gets possessed by Barber and she making Rayne body do things that she hates while she looks on helplessly as a ghost and Danny watches and waits for her to ask him for help ( Rayne is being stubborn thinking she can handle this herself).
Anonymous at Wed, 27 Dec 2023 13:12:05 UTC No. 767931
>>767930
*Barbara
Anonymous at Wed, 27 Dec 2023 16:41:46 UTC No. 767935
>>767896
cuck kid
Anonymous at Wed, 27 Dec 2023 16:46:00 UTC No. 767936
>>767907
ula: Brett give how about you give your shelled lover a kiss and maybe a bite
Brett: damn you temptress! if anyone catches me with you I'm done for
Anonymous at Wed, 27 Dec 2023 17:02:02 UTC No. 767937
>>767896
CK is cringe because he genuinely and wholeheartedly enjoys cringe things alongside being a little dumb, there are some cringe things he doesn't enjoy and Cuck Shit is one of the top ones.
Anonymous at Wed, 27 Dec 2023 19:07:24 UTC No. 767951
>>767936
Vera tells ula how low she sunken to try to seduce Bert Matherson but ula tells her she couldn't seduced him to save her live because she only been a child and never a woman and the two have a sibling competition to see who can drink his blood first. ula trying seduction while Vera is trying to trick him into giving her permission to feed on him
Anonymous at Wed, 27 Dec 2023 22:00:07 UTC No. 767964
>>767937
fylnn calls ck a cuck and ck snaps and beat the shit out of that person and then becomes the tough guy in the third grade for a week before getting a reality check by Lydia.
Anonymous at Wed, 27 Dec 2023 23:36:02 UTC No. 767975
Who shipped Sabrina and Cringe Kid? I never liked the ship.
Anonymous at Thu, 28 Dec 2023 00:03:49 UTC No. 767976
>>767899
Rayne and Max should finally meet. Rayne is dismissive at first thinking this blonde boy doesn't have a hint of darkness in his heart, till he reveals himself to her. Rayne kneels.
Anonymous at Thu, 28 Dec 2023 00:22:42 UTC No. 767977
>>767975
It’s canonically because they are bf and gf at the moment. Who do you prefer to ship Cringe Kod and Sabrina with?
Anonymous at Thu, 28 Dec 2023 00:36:05 UTC No. 767978
>>767977
it's less boyfriend and girlfriend and more he's my boyfriend and I'll beat the shit out of any one whose a threat and ck likes her as a friend
Anonymous at Thu, 28 Dec 2023 00:40:33 UTC No. 767979
>>767977
"Canonically"
Sabrina's barely developed though (a-thank you)
Anonymous at Thu, 28 Dec 2023 00:42:52 UTC No. 767980
>>767979
It's canonical in the same way Posie x Sid is, or Crip x Delly. They are implied to be endgame although of course there are infinite future possibilities that can change this if we feel like it.
Anonymous at Thu, 28 Dec 2023 01:41:48 UTC No. 767992
>>767930
episode where Rayne tries to get Danny to sacrifice something for dark powers he pretended he sacrificed her Dalmatian by accident to get her to leave him alone and she has pretend not to be upset by this and tries to murder him for it
Anonymous at Thu, 28 Dec 2023 01:43:18 UTC No. 767993
>>767992
he overheard gothboy saying he has to take it to the vet for a couple days
Anonymous at Thu, 28 Dec 2023 13:09:42 UTC No. 768021
>>767992
by the end Rayne is seconds away for murdering Danny but goth boy brought the Dalmatian back from the vet and Rayne is sort proud that Danny did in fact try to spread misery her darkness must be rubbing off on him. Danny is left afraid and traumatized by almost dying
Anonymous at Thu, 28 Dec 2023 16:45:34 UTC No. 768026
it's a catgirls ( and then eventually more kids) follow mr friedman to learn more information about him episode. they go down a rabbit hole where they learned nothing but now have way more questions about him
Anonymous at Thu, 28 Dec 2023 19:15:42 UTC No. 768037
it's a we see different characters browsing the north park equivalent of /x/ board
>Danny is looking for an id of a cryptid he found only to be called an attention seeker
> some anon is looking for Vera and les he met them when he was a child and knew something was up with them and Vera is derailing the thread.
> sid and his cripple genocide theory
Anonymous at Thu, 28 Dec 2023 21:58:56 UTC No. 768049
>>768037
> teeny steeve sightings thread
> cringe kid asks the possibility of fnaf existing with both Maria and Danny at first dismissing before discussing how it could and then really getting into the idea with another thread saying that was a stupid idea why did they have ghost possess robots if you see animatronics roaming around call them
>then have the wrap around segment be some pov North Park kid browsing the site before his parents are killed by the animatronics and he hides he switching form the pc to the mobile site form his phone while hiding then before he is killed Maria and Danny saves the kid but informs them they're going to be an orphan now.
> a thread where people are having dreams about tentacled haired aliens kidnapping them on an unrelated note any have batteries for a memory erasing device.
> a river sightings thread with but every thinks it's fake and it implied that the op was taken care of
> thread where tt tries to prove she form the future
Anonymous at Thu, 28 Dec 2023 22:01:02 UTC No. 768050
>>768049
also threads where
> slappy tries to sell nightmare guy
> momo and Rayne' summons got mixed up
Anonymous at Fri, 29 Dec 2023 11:35:10 UTC No. 768090
>>768037
>>768049
>>768049
I like this idea I might turn it into a full script I might change the ending though and make it so Maria and Danny get that creative spark again ands turns pov kid's parents and pov kid who get fatally wounded by the animatronics into possesd animatronics that's just living a normal life after that
Anonymous at Fri, 29 Dec 2023 11:47:48 UTC No. 768091
>>768090
I have to think of user names for each of these characters I need suggestions
I think Maria should be dr hobotnik or totally_not_a_fed and ck should be fnafkid20xx
Anonymous at Fri, 29 Dec 2023 12:41:15 UTC No. 768114
Think up funny events for an Lizzy x Max episode cause I'm drawing a blank here.
All I think of are meh stuff
>Lizzy is finally discovered to be a monster, but not a changeling
>A rumour spreads that she's the legendary Kuchisake-Onna after incidentally asking if she's beautiful during playing with one of the kids.
>One of the kids who was playing dressup with her got lipstick smeared over both of their mouths and the kid took a pic and spread it online with the comment "am I beautiful?"
Anonymous at Fri, 29 Dec 2023 12:43:18 UTC No. 768115
>>768087
She should keep it, it's a good look on her
Anonymous at Fri, 29 Dec 2023 16:46:13 UTC No. 768125
>>768114
form last thread max notice that the cat
girl avoid lizzy so he uses lizzy to scare away the cat girls he plans to lock them in a room together for a weekend but he gets tricked by them ( took up all of Lizzy's babysitting slots for the weekend) max is locked in a room with them for the weekend he seethe about it.
Anonymous at Fri, 29 Dec 2023 17:13:18 UTC No. 768129
I think I found the Guy Li's based on
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8Ld
Anonymous at Fri, 29 Dec 2023 19:06:35 UTC No. 768132
>>768114
lizzy mistakes a Chaz and Ula date for her babysitting him. she feels threatened by this in order to make one of her regulars see what they are missing out on she get Max's to pretend she babysitting him and being well taken care of and max being max takes advantage of the situation.
Anonymous at Fri, 29 Dec 2023 19:07:18 UTC No. 768133
what the hell happened to these threads
Anonymous at Fri, 29 Dec 2023 19:10:31 UTC No. 768134
>>768133
in what way
Anonymous at Fri, 29 Dec 2023 22:05:05 UTC No. 768139
episode where Neil is hiding form anywhere a sniper can shoot him because he pranked Robert by replacing all of his shirts with novelty shirts that say embarrassing things like daddy's princess.
I don't want it to be Neil because this is pretty funny and Neil isn't supposed to be funny. is there anyone else that could do this? maybe Rodney and it just a sniper fight happening in the middle of downtown north park.
Anonymous at Sat, 30 Dec 2023 04:46:33 UTC No. 768181
>>768179
that throw was like 300 ft away
Anonymous at Sat, 30 Dec 2023 05:09:29 UTC No. 768185
>>768139
The Rodney/Robert rivalry is a fun one
Anonymous at Sat, 30 Dec 2023 05:49:24 UTC No. 768191
>>768087
Ula has a cute butt
Anonymous at Sat, 30 Dec 2023 09:47:12 UTC No. 768211
>>768125
I think its kinda odd to use lizzie since her creator seems to be a underaged girl that was sent by a certain 15 year old
Anonymous at Sat, 30 Dec 2023 11:55:29 UTC No. 768216
I've been seeing too much of these cat girl ninjas recently, they're a real menace. It's about time someone did something about that. In order to beat cat girl ninjas, you need dog boy samurai.
Anonymous at Sat, 30 Dec 2023 11:59:20 UTC No. 768217
>>768216
created by dr Doug Dogman
Anonymous at Sat, 30 Dec 2023 12:39:02 UTC No. 768219
>>768216
the entire episode these out of town boys are foiling the catgirls plans the catgirls get pretty bummed about it until they learn about the history of the samurai from Miss chariot and they get a pistol and do this https://youtube.com/shorts/NETjjgCZ
Anonymous at Sat, 30 Dec 2023 16:40:43 UTC No. 768231
>>768211
eh the character is here might as well use her.
Anonymous at Sat, 30 Dec 2023 16:48:48 UTC No. 768232
a episode where Leslie accidently put her cup next to Danny's espresso and Danny, Ashley, and Dorothy has to find her after she wrecked the town . its a the hangover parody
Anonymous at Sat, 30 Dec 2023 19:11:47 UTC No. 768236
Max & The Grinch. Drawfag it.
Anonymous at Sat, 30 Dec 2023 19:13:34 UTC No. 768237
since I'm bored and won't get home till later I'll lore dump
>Vera is only good at psychic vampire stuff and sucks at most other vampire powers she afraid of hights, whenever she shape shifts it looks like whatever she wanted to be but if it was drawn by your 4 year old (that's why she uses disguises)
Anonymous at Sat, 30 Dec 2023 21:55:59 UTC No. 768253
>>768217
you know what fuck you I like this idea make it canon.
he's bulldog with human DNA added to him possibly a dr Cates experiment ( it was to test if her cat human hybrid machine wouldn't kill her) most people think he's an old British man when clothed probably someone in the cast's dog ( a pary the platypus situation he has a hidden lab in their house ) he has an ax to grind with Dr cates.
Anonymous at Sat, 30 Dec 2023 22:11:28 UTC No. 768256
>>768253
Tricia is the only one who sees its a dog
Anonymous at Sat, 30 Dec 2023 22:50:00 UTC No. 768257
Give me your black & white requests, preferably nothing involving legs. I'll let you know when they're finished.
Anonymous at Sat, 30 Dec 2023 22:51:42 UTC No. 768258
>>768257
Your favorite character's legs.
Jokes, but your favorite character getting upset over something trivial.
Anonymous at Sat, 30 Dec 2023 23:39:00 UTC No. 768262
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=62e
????
Anonymous at Sun, 31 Dec 2023 00:14:04 UTC No. 768263
>>768257
Lydia flashing her boobs at the viewer
Anonymous at Sun, 31 Dec 2023 01:39:55 UTC No. 768279
>>768257
3 randomly chosen characters that are disappointed in the food they just eaten
Anonymous at Sun, 31 Dec 2023 01:45:22 UTC No. 768281
>>768253
I'm thinking he's Neil's dog the one bright spot in his life his dad constantly tries to get rid of him but that dog always comes back and secretly tortures the dad which fuels his abuse towards Neil.
Anonymous at Sun, 31 Dec 2023 14:55:11 UTC No. 768329
>>768312
at least he doesn't have to sleep next to Les and wake up all damp.
Anonymous at Sun, 31 Dec 2023 16:06:13 UTC No. 768340
>>768329
yeah Vera made sure she was next to her and she was damp in more ways than 1
Anonymous at Sun, 31 Dec 2023 16:35:03 UTC No. 768343
Reminder for the new year: please stop posting north park content on /co/.
Anonymous at Sun, 31 Dec 2023 16:37:06 UTC No. 768344
>>768343
>implying
Anonymous at Sun, 31 Dec 2023 16:43:37 UTC No. 768345
>>768343
but what if it's a really good reaction image?
Anonymous at Sun, 31 Dec 2023 16:44:26 UTC No. 768347
>>768345
Woah, hold on, Buckaroo! Not even that guy, but if you do that, I will send you to the Sausage Mines.
Anonymous at Sun, 31 Dec 2023 16:44:58 UTC No. 768348
>>768343
I don't think anyone is doing that anyway
Anonymous at Sun, 31 Dec 2023 16:47:07 UTC No. 768349
>>768348
There is literally a North Park thread on /co/ right now.
Anonymous at Sun, 31 Dec 2023 16:59:16 UTC No. 768353
>>768349
oh so that what that's referring to I just thought he was talking about that time someone posted that Henry Kissinger image to co
Anonymous at Sun, 31 Dec 2023 17:02:58 UTC No. 768354
>>768353
I couldn't find it
Anonymous at Sun, 31 Dec 2023 20:54:39 UTC No. 768382
a Vera gets Ula to become a nice streamer but the trend is dead episode
Anonymous at Sun, 31 Dec 2023 21:11:36 UTC No. 768385
>>768382
*a npc streamer
Anonymous at Tue, 2 Jan 2024 01:13:09 UTC No. 768513
>>768237
>ula is claustrophobic 100 years trapped in her coffin would do that.
Anonymous at Tue, 2 Jan 2024 14:44:04 UTC No. 768584
>>768583
why is she looking at me like that
Anonymous at Tue, 2 Jan 2024 14:58:35 UTC No. 768586
>>768584
Because the other two are picking your pockets and reading your fridge
Anonymous at Tue, 2 Jan 2024 14:59:36 UTC No. 768587
>>768586
*raiding
Anonymous at Tue, 2 Jan 2024 15:10:44 UTC No. 768588
>>768586
They're stealing Bobland picnic basket
Anonymous at Tue, 2 Jan 2024 18:31:01 UTC No. 768598
1920's micky mouse could be Canon to North Park not that copyright matters much here
Anonymous at Tue, 2 Jan 2024 18:55:41 UTC No. 768600
episode where Vera starts a private eye business and hires Danny and Nancy to do the actual work and they are getting paid by Maizeby to follow Mazie and make sure she isn't seeing anyone Maizeby then somehow thinks they are trying to take her from him and tries to kill them
Anonymous at Wed, 3 Jan 2024 00:50:52 UTC No. 768635
>>768634
Danny: Nancy if you got any hidden aliens powers now would be a good time to use them
Anonymous at Wed, 3 Jan 2024 18:04:37 UTC No. 768696
>>768691
>Runs all these black market businesses
>can't get flowers to trade for smooches
Vera, you useless lesbian!
Anonymous at Wed, 3 Jan 2024 18:16:10 UTC No. 768697
>>768696
she doesn't want a kiss that means nothing more than I want a flower you have.
Anonymous at Thu, 4 Jan 2024 00:25:16 UTC No. 768724
>>768718
Bundle: "Oh, my dearest Danny, do you think I'll look simply adorable in this on our wedding day?"
Danny: let go of me you crazy bitch
bundle: "Do I really need to fetch my mallet to remind you of my feels for you?"
Anonymous at Thu, 4 Jan 2024 00:33:50 UTC No. 768725
>>768724
*feelings
Anonymous at Thu, 4 Jan 2024 01:50:05 UTC No. 768730
its a the Epstein docs was released and maizeby was on it but not for the reasons you think episode
Anonymous at Thu, 4 Jan 2024 01:58:14 UTC No. 768731
>>768730
he hires the vera's private Detective agency again to clear his name. by the end of it he once again gets murderous towards them for some perceived slight
Anonymous at Thu, 4 Jan 2024 02:24:47 UTC No. 768733
>>768731
This time they brought Nightmare Guy with him and they watch in horror as he stuffs Maizeby in his chest mouth.
Anonymous at Thu, 4 Jan 2024 02:32:52 UTC No. 768735
>>768733
>with them
dang it, the spelling mistakes are spreading!
Anonymous at Thu, 4 Jan 2024 02:36:57 UTC No. 768737
>>768731
>>768733
The b plot is principal Kiddy traveling to everyone who was on that list house to kick their ass like the Terminator looking for Sarah Connor in the first movie
Anonymous at Thu, 4 Jan 2024 04:11:32 UTC No. 768749
>>768733
Les and nightmare guy wanted to play detective too Vera didn’t want her to knowing the client can be very volatile but they followed them anyways. Les would regret not listening to her.
Anonymous at Thu, 4 Jan 2024 04:41:01 UTC No. 768753
>>768513
> the vamps that never grew up due to vampirism are still kinda mentally children they brains can't fully develop they only feign maturity.
Vera hates when her childishness is exposed. this is why confessing her feelings to les feels like a big deal.
Anonymous at Thu, 4 Jan 2024 04:49:39 UTC No. 768754
>>768753
> since Vera was alone for many years before meeting les and Ula coming back she has a tendency to give inanimate objects personalities and talk to them like people (just think of Bob form Bob's burgers) she even getting into disagreement and holding grudges against some of them.
Anonymous at Thu, 4 Jan 2024 16:41:11 UTC No. 768789
>>768749
Rayne overhead them talking about nightmare guy eating someone and gets jealous that he didn't do that when she was interested in him.
Anonymous at Thu, 4 Jan 2024 16:46:01 UTC No. 768790
>>768754
Fredrich: vera where's the salt shaker
Vera: they're dead to me
Anonymous at Thu, 4 Jan 2024 19:16:10 UTC No. 768802
it's a bundle drugs Danny with her cousins meds so he'll be docile and won't try to escape from her episode teacup, ck, and leslie have to save him form the shotgun wedding as the drugs wear off and he instantly bolts
Anonymous at Thu, 4 Jan 2024 21:58:59 UTC No. 768820
what's your character's new years resolutions?
Anonymous at Fri, 5 Jan 2024 00:39:44 UTC No. 768834
>>768820
Vera's is what it's always is grind harder
Danny wants to win a fist fight ( impossible mode)
the catgirls want to make their mama proud ( impossible mode)
Wendy wants to not get into any fights anymore ( breaks it the first week)
Ula wants to grow a foot taller
Fredrich want to ease up on fudging his rolls as the dm
Anonymous at Fri, 5 Jan 2024 03:34:55 UTC No. 768845
The private eye firm, got hired by the Donnelly’s to look after Devan for the weekend I don’t think they realized they are supposed to investigate stuff but Vera isn’t going to turn down a decent dollar and have unmonitored restricted access to someone’s home for for a weekend.
Anonymous at Fri, 5 Jan 2024 03:35:59 UTC No. 768846
>>768845
*Unrestricted
Anonymous at Fri, 5 Jan 2024 12:59:30 UTC No. 768877
>>768600
>>768634
>>768749
>>768847
all their mysterious start off normal before going completely off the rails by the 2nd act like Mike Tyson mysteries they can looking for a missing cat and end up in a space Council arguing to spare the Earth from destruction.
>>768845
>>768847
at one point Devan goes missing and thing start moving around. Danny doesn't believe it's a haunting but when they hear a there's disembodied voice he is confused and starts freaking out because he can't see the ghost is this a new type of ghost. really it's just a cat girl's fucking with them and eventually lock them out of the house and then they have to spend the rest of the episode fighting to get back in and some cartoon antics ensue before eventually destroying the whole house and just repairing the front half so they can get paid on the doorstep and get out of there as quickly as possible.
Anonymous at Fri, 5 Jan 2024 13:02:57 UTC No. 768878
jesus we might as well make danny and wendy the main characters
Anonymous at Fri, 5 Jan 2024 13:21:39 UTC No. 768879
>>768878
I don't really see there being a main character we just have our own corners of this shared universe
Dannyanon (me) writes and draws about Danny and Wendy I just happen to be a more frequent contributer. I have been branching outside them lately
Anonymous at Fri, 5 Jan 2024 13:39:06 UTC No. 768880
>>768878
>>768879
Yeah we've had a massive spike in Danny/Wendy content because their creator is the most active in the thread at the moment. Although it is kinda crazy just how much art has been produced for Danny in particular. He currently has about 152 images in his gallery, that's about 50.5 images a thread. For reference here he is compared to all the characters who have been here from the very beginning, the first row characters.
>Chaz: 303
>Hansel: 221
>Mandy: 185
>Jerry: 183
>Danny: 152
>Mineral: 142
>Melville: 140
>Posie: 137
>Mute: 118
>Cindy: 108
>Time Traveller: 108
>Blenny:107
>Crip: 106
>Drew: 101
>Neil: 93
>Trisha: 91
>Sid: 85
>Lisa: 84
>Dull: 66
>Rosalind: 66
>Ramon: 61
Jerry, Mandy, Hansel and Chaz are the only characters who surpass him currently. There was about 2-3 /co/ threads, since they were shorter compared to /i/ threads we'll just count them as one for simplicity sake. Chaz has about 12 images per thread. If this continues at the same rate, Danny will surpass Chaz four threads from now.
Anonymous at Fri, 5 Jan 2024 14:02:39 UTC No. 768881
>>768880
Jesus chirst 152 how many pictures have I drawn? maybe I should let up a bit and put the same energy into other characters ( after he passes chaz)
Anonymous at Fri, 5 Jan 2024 15:41:34 UTC No. 768888
>>768878
North Park 2: the movie: 2 Chateau and beyond
>>768881
>(after he passes chaz)
oh dear, this is concerning. Curse you real life responsibilities!!!
>>768884
you can't do this to me, do you know how much I've sacrificed!?!?
Anonymous at Fri, 5 Jan 2024 15:43:00 UTC No. 768889
>>768888
>Quads
OH LORD HE HE COME.
Anonymous at Fri, 5 Jan 2024 17:18:32 UTC No. 768901
>>768896
This kid watched too many animes.
Anonymous at Fri, 5 Jan 2024 18:50:54 UTC No. 768903
>>768901
That's the last time he ever asks Rosalind for a show recommendation
Anonymous at Fri, 5 Jan 2024 22:45:05 UTC No. 768925
>>768880
Ratboy....
Anonymous at Fri, 5 Jan 2024 23:27:31 UTC No. 768927
>>768880
who has the overall most art?
Anonymous at Fri, 5 Jan 2024 23:39:42 UTC No. 768929
>>768927
Chaz. I am pretty sure Chaz, Hansel, Mandy, Jerry, Danny are the top 5 out of all the characters.
Anonymous at Fri, 5 Jan 2024 23:44:57 UTC No. 768930
>>768929
I thought that was only the top row I'm surprised max isn't 5th place
Anonymous at Fri, 5 Jan 2024 23:51:06 UTC No. 768931
>>768930
if Max added a drawn image to every post he made in the first /i/ thread and you only counted that one thread, he'd be first place no doubt
I'm surprised Ass-imoov isn't top 5
Anonymous at Sat, 6 Jan 2024 00:04:56 UTC No. 768932
>>768930
The top row characters by default have an advantage over later characters, which is why Danny shooting up so fast is so out of the ordinary. Max has 148, so he's not actually that far behind Danny.
>>768931
Asimov has 126.
Anonymous at Sat, 6 Jan 2024 00:35:41 UTC No. 768937
>>768934
Awesome someone remember Dougie aka Dr Doug Dogman I'm for sure thought that was going to be something that would have just been passed over this warms my heart
Anonymous at Sat, 6 Jan 2024 01:00:03 UTC No. 768938
>>768932
>Asimov has more that Mute.
Neato, we need more!
Anonymous at Sat, 6 Jan 2024 01:00:21 UTC No. 768939
>>768933
>>768884
>>768880
I will ascend above the heights of the clouds I will be like the most drawn
Anonymous at Sat, 6 Jan 2024 04:31:52 UTC No. 768950
>>768880
a non Canon popularity poll episode all the characters who've been there for a while but got a little art is hating on the new guy Danny who shot up past them because his creator favors him even Lon and Wendy turn on him.
Anonymous at Sat, 6 Jan 2024 04:39:36 UTC No. 768951
>>768943
Vera misinterprets what he's saying so Danny thinks he wants him to catch a monster for him to battle so Danny and wendy brings back a whooper for him to fight
Anonymous at Sat, 6 Jan 2024 05:19:06 UTC No. 768954
>>768946
>>768947
Maybe he should be a white and light brown to distinguish him goth boy's and Rayne's Dalmatian
Anonymous at Sat, 6 Jan 2024 05:37:12 UTC No. 768955
>>768938
why do you hate mute, anon?
Anonymous at Sat, 6 Jan 2024 06:21:39 UTC No. 768957
>>768955
I just like my baby more
Anonymous at Sat, 6 Jan 2024 09:24:06 UTC No. 768964
>>768949
holy belly batman
I'm drooling
Anonymous at Sat, 6 Jan 2024 12:18:05 UTC No. 768988
douge wants the kids to be nice to Neil so he puts a chemical in the pizza at the pizza party they were having for some achievement so that any time Neil tells a bad joke the entire class laughs everyone is the starts to question their own sanity because of this especially mute she was hit the hardest.
Anonymous at Sat, 6 Jan 2024 12:34:13 UTC No. 768990
>>768988
>everyone's laughing getting more hectic the more Neil cracks a bad joke
>they can't stop laughing even if they tried, their lungs and sides begin to wither from the excess laughing
>they try telling Neil to stop, but he misinterprets that as them wanting more
>everyone is in a mad dash to escape the pizza party or they will literally laugh themselves to death
>except, Neil set up the party as a maze game where every trap is just more bad jokes
>Doug realizes he just helped recreate SAW and rushes for a cure, only to get trapped in Neil's game as well
>Mute has been holding her breath this entire time, not letting even a whiff of a chuckle escape her mouth
>she would rather suffocate herself to death than give Neil the satisfaction of hearing her laugh
Anonymous at Sat, 6 Jan 2024 13:44:10 UTC No. 768995
episode where Max gets Naggerman to attack Wendy after she thrown him in the trash (where he belongs) and in a rage after he scratches her ( Naggerman makes her vulnerable) she throws Naggerman all the way to Westpark. all the supernatural enemies of Max comes out to fuck with him now that his protection is gone.wendy feels bad and becomes his body guard. and the b plot is Naggerman traveling back to North Park
Anonymous at Sat, 6 Jan 2024 16:37:10 UTC No. 769008
>>768880
I'm surprised that only 1 girl is in the top five
Anonymous at Sat, 6 Jan 2024 16:44:24 UTC No. 769009
>>768990
mute sees everyone laughing hysterically and she feels her mouth squirming like a laugh is about to erupt for her belly so covers her mouth keeping the laugh locked in her.
Neil being shocked and actually teary-eyed that the class is laughing at his jokes after trying for years.
Anonymous at Sat, 6 Jan 2024 19:00:02 UTC No. 769011
Trisha hires Vera's private eye firm to get evidence that Doug Dogman is really Neil's dog Dougie. they spend a week watching both of them never at the same time and they cant find anything. they call Trisha crazy for taking an esteem scientist is really someone's pet
Anonymous at Sat, 6 Jan 2024 19:11:09 UTC No. 769013
>>768934
that Dougie face is like I'm sick of your shit Trisha .
>>769011
Trisha: "his name is Doug Dogman for chirst sake!!!"
Vera "and your dad name is Tim Burr there's a lot of wacky names in this town."
Anonymous at Sat, 6 Jan 2024 19:22:44 UTC No. 769014
>>769013
>Trisha: "You want proof? I'lll show you proof!"
>Vera: "Okay then, let's see so-"
>Trisha: "Here boy! C'mere boy!"
>*Doug runs up to her panting*
>Trisha: "Sit."
>*Doug pulls out a chair and hands it to Trisha to rest on*
>Trisha: "Roll over."
>*Doug pulls out a science doohickey and plays with it*
>*giant tennis ball rolls out of nowhere and Doug gives chase to it*
>Trisha: "There. That's your proof."
>Vera: "Hmmm, not quite convinced. How did you know treating that regular man like a dog would work?"
>Trisha: "I grew up with 5 brothers. I'm pretty sure I know what I'm doing."
Anonymous at Sat, 6 Jan 2024 19:47:07 UTC No. 769015
>>769012
>Again
I'm disgusted yet intrigued.
Anonymous at Sat, 6 Jan 2024 21:33:45 UTC No. 769023
>>769014
vera:I've seen dizzy's mom do that to his dad gonna need more proof
Anonymous at Sat, 6 Jan 2024 21:38:43 UTC No. 769025
funny the day I'm ttrpg gaming and can't draw is the day everyone comes back to draw.
Anonymous at Sat, 6 Jan 2024 21:43:49 UTC No. 769028
>>769025
I'll be here tomorrow bro, might even drop some audio sketches later this month.
Anonymous at Sat, 6 Jan 2024 22:38:55 UTC No. 769036
>>769025
I'm just happy the thread is picking up steam last thread I made at least half of the art there
Anonymous at Sun, 7 Jan 2024 01:26:41 UTC No. 769049
it's a Cassandra wants to villain colab with Vera but Vera has no interest with in that episode.
I guess that's where I landed on their character dynamic form last arc Cassandra sees vera money and cleverness as an asset and Vera doesn't think their evils gel that much
Anonymous at Sun, 7 Jan 2024 01:32:10 UTC No. 769050
>>769049
*last thread
🗑️ Anonymous at Sun, 7 Jan 2024 06:46:41 UTC No. 769069
Bongo "DOOR STUCK" Honker
Chaplyn "proto Melville" Hansley
Nolan "top secret" Iris
Slappy "class clown" Honker
Anonymous at Sun, 7 Jan 2024 07:28:11 UTC No. 769072
>>769071
OK I'm confused do people remember she exists or not she was wiped form the timeline and is only back because of her connections to the time cops but she still a rich girl with parents in the government or is that erased and she just here staying with ????
I'm entirely under the assumption of that no one really remembers her.
Anonymous at Sun, 7 Jan 2024 07:34:00 UTC No. 769073
>>769072
she regularly gets erased from the timeline(into the paradox prism prison), which results in people forgetting she exists
However
She keeps crawling back after getting bailed out by her time cop buddies. She has to constantly remind everyone she exists every time she comes back, even T.T.
Anonymous at Sun, 7 Jan 2024 07:41:26 UTC No. 769074
>>769072
>>769073
I thought she's been brought back to the stable timeline for a while now, there's just a version of her (the original one) that got stuck with the time cops. It doesn't help that there aren't any actual episodes that this took place in so its literally just however you choose to interpret a meta joke.
Anonymous at Sun, 7 Jan 2024 07:44:56 UTC No. 769076
>>769071
she just wants vera's money and influence since her parents and most the school don't know she exists most the time. cass brings nothing to Vera it's a uneven relationship that Vera immediately recognizes it for what it is. unfortunately for Vera she doesn't remember her most of the time but Cassandra remembers where she stashes her money and has learned how to sweet talk her into giving her a little bit of clout to get her back to her position before inevitably being erased again.
Anonymous at Sun, 7 Jan 2024 07:46:03 UTC No. 769077
>>769074
there are many significant timelines where important moments are technically "canon" and that's not even counting the convoluted T.T./Asimov tomfoolery
but this >>769073 is my current headcanon so I'll believe this one until told otherwise.
Anonymous at Sun, 7 Jan 2024 08:25:25 UTC No. 769079
Catherine “A worthless mutt will make the purrfect test subject.“ she made a bad pun and a lifelong enemy all in one day
also Doug is like 12 which is old for dogs but I guess since he has human DNA in him. He kinda has a longer lifespan than normal dogs. probably around human length
Anonymous at Sun, 7 Jan 2024 12:50:49 UTC No. 769091
>>769090
Stop lookin at me like that, Les.
Anonymous at Sun, 7 Jan 2024 12:52:28 UTC No. 769092
>>769079
>inject le dog with cat dna
Cates: retarded or not? your call.
Anonymous at Sun, 7 Jan 2024 13:10:54 UTC No. 769093
>>769070
Nolan and Bongo deserved better, they didn't need to go out like that.
Anonymous at Sun, 7 Jan 2024 13:18:59 UTC No. 769094
>>769093
>AU where Slappy is the one who dies in the mime cube and Bongo raises Drew
>AU where Nolan dodges the draft, but in turn, never meets River
accept?
Anonymous at Sun, 7 Jan 2024 14:01:30 UTC No. 769096
>>769092
No it was check if the Gene splicing device would you would kill me or not she couldn't use cat DNA since she was definitely allergic so she used her own ( mind you when she was somewhat normal) and put it into the dog
Anonymous at Sun, 7 Jan 2024 14:02:29 UTC No. 769097
>>769094
>Mime cube
Slappy would die via a clown car crash or something just as hilariously sad, mimes are like clown wizards, you just can't realize this can you?
Shit.. Would Nolan be happy if he had regular thinking capacity without River?
Anonymous at Sun, 7 Jan 2024 14:18:28 UTC No. 769098
>>769092
>>769096
She is still retarded though but I think she's the smartest of the scientist at the same time. Catherine can pick up any new science discipline very quickly one week she can be working on Gene editing shit the next week sha can make a giant robot and then study mysticism so she can trap those damn Thompson siblings in a book or some wacky shit. it's just that she probably is bipolar, a very short attention span, has no ability to think ahead and most likely Autistic on top of the various mental issues she has because she merged her DNA with cat DNA after only doing a single test on a dog.
Anonymous at Sun, 7 Jan 2024 14:28:44 UTC No. 769100
>>769098
dr Cates trap Danny and Wendy in a book she writing on how many times she can kill them but she instantly got writer's block so the cat girls take over and pull a duckamuck on them till they find an exit that she left just in case she got hit with the beam or whatever. Maybe have a downer ending where they think they escaped and are in the real world but are still in the book. Then in a random later episode reference that they secretly fear that they're still inside of the book.
Anonymous at Sun, 7 Jan 2024 14:40:09 UTC No. 769101
>>769100
The entire episode they just bringing more and more people into the book until the whole town is in the book with Devan being the only one outside of the book writing it
Anonymous at Sun, 7 Jan 2024 15:27:22 UTC No. 769104
>>769097
>Would Nolan be happy if he had regular thinking capacity without River?
Y'know what, I think so. He'd be pretty well off with the only blemish being having to worry about his insubordination but when he sees what it eventually does when some other poor sap takes his place, he'd be relieved. Don't know where he'd go from there, maybe he'd keep in touch with his friends.
Shame we'd lose Robert and that other one, he's cool.
Anonymous at Sun, 7 Jan 2024 15:35:53 UTC No. 769105
>>769104
I can't believe we're reaching levels of into the North Parkverse: Nolan's Land.
I mean sure things'd be better for him but, you know maybe he'd make new friends and have an even cooler family that isn't GROSS AND BLIND, like Robert.
Anonymous at Sun, 7 Jan 2024 15:56:18 UTC No. 769108
>>769092
>>769096
Sorry I wrote this when I just woke up I'm going to edit it
No it was check if the Gene splicing device would kill her or not she couldn't use cat DNA since she was deathly allergic so she had to use her own dna ( mind you when she was somewhat normal) and put it into the dog thus giving Dougie her intelligence and obsessive vengeful Behavior
Anonymous at Sun, 7 Jan 2024 16:07:46 UTC No. 769111
>>769105
new friend huh? That runs the risk of Nolan coming back after his service and seeing how much everyone he knew from childhood changed for the worse.
Assuming Nolan is the only changed variable. He'd try to make a reconnection with his old friends. Chaplyn is now rigid and disapproving of everything that's slightly off kilter compared to back then when he still had at least a sense of humor. That might kill New Nolan's cheery vibe.
slappy is a mess all around and New Nolan wouldn't call him daddy or try to apply under his clownship, so that's two friends down.
Y'know, This may be where Goodfellow comes in. He's enthusiastic and optimistic, perfect for New Nolan to share a meal at the diner with.
Anonymous at Sun, 7 Jan 2024 16:52:14 UTC No. 769112
>>769111
Considering a child, not in the military, and overall BLIND, Robert is already a very competent sniper. Imagine how fucking scary an unaffected Nolan would be with a sniper rifle (he probably trains a lot)
Anonymous at Sun, 7 Jan 2024 16:59:55 UTC No. 769113
>>769105
>the cooler family
bro, he'd swoop in and save Janice from lonely single motherhood and give Jerry the father he deserves. Since Nolan has flown planes before, there's no doubt Jerry would take an interest and think he's cool.
or...
Chariot sets her eyes on him when Bobby blows her off one too many times. He has the intelligence and responsibility that Chariot craves in Bobby, but with actual time to spare with her. Imagine Nolan recounting his many escapades overseas while chariot logs it all down with a smile on her face
>>769112
damn, he needs to have a Mexican standoff with Ryhonus immediately
Anonymous at Sun, 7 Jan 2024 18:37:28 UTC No. 769119
>>769116
is Nancy is younger than everyone else in this timeline or is it just like peanuts or eventually she somehow catches up due the sliding timeline?
For those who don't know Lucy Schroeder and linus not to be confused with our linus first appeared as babies and eventually somehow caught up to Charlie Brown's age
Anonymous at Sun, 7 Jan 2024 19:57:58 UTC No. 769129
Vera hated the summers when ula was still trapped in the château it just mean being in the underground catacombs alone and then the next year new students will come and she’d have to start all over again, but little did she know that one student was going to be a more permanent edition to the third grade like her.
Anonymous at Sun, 7 Jan 2024 20:28:42 UTC No. 769132
>>769111
>Newfriend
Sir, I am as old as the hills around these parts!
But I appreciate your kindness to any canadians, I hereby claim we call newfags canadians, it won't catch on, but hey, it's worth a shot.
Anonymous at Sun, 7 Jan 2024 20:42:42 UTC No. 769133
>>769129
Who's the cutie? I'd follow her into a secluded area where no one can hear her scream if you get what I mean
Anonymous at Sun, 7 Jan 2024 20:45:59 UTC No. 769134
>>769129
I wonder what Adult Les would have looked like?
Anonymous at Sun, 7 Jan 2024 21:21:50 UTC No. 769137
>>769135
with bigger knockers and gardening get up and a kind motherly vibe she's the florist of the town and Heather is her employee or she replaces gardening Teddy but alas it was never meant to be
Anonymous at Sun, 7 Jan 2024 21:53:14 UTC No. 769142
>>769141
don't archive
Anonymous at Sun, 7 Jan 2024 22:16:33 UTC No. 769144
>>769143
I'm kookoo for kokonutz
Anonymous at Mon, 8 Jan 2024 00:11:02 UTC No. 769150
>>769149
The detective agency in the nolan daft dodge au
Anonymous at Mon, 8 Jan 2024 00:59:54 UTC No. 769157
>>769119
It's fucked up the sliding timeline ages up Nancy to being two years younger than Jerry so all his memories of his father just disappears to keep the continuity that he would have been two when Nancy was born.
Anonymous at Mon, 8 Jan 2024 01:04:52 UTC No. 769159
>>769125
toddler allegations will never cease to be funny theyre very stressed about that they just came out of the womb and they already ruined their life.
Anonymous at Mon, 8 Jan 2024 01:13:11 UTC No. 769160
>>769129
episode where where some of the kids travel back in time and accidentally killed the person who killed her les then to preserve the timeline they have to kill les Vera and les have to be in that team she's mad as fuck about it too
Anonymous at Mon, 8 Jan 2024 01:25:36 UTC No. 769163
>>769119
If Nancy and Robert are twins in the canon timeline, does that mean in this alternate timeline, Robert could have been born or is Jerry the Alternate version of Robert through the process of upbringing and nurture
Anonymous at Mon, 8 Jan 2024 01:39:22 UTC No. 769168
>>769163
I guess the second one
Anonymous at Mon, 8 Jan 2024 01:59:14 UTC No. 769169
>>769149
>>769150
Jerry constantly has a sniper fixed on Danny and Vera waiting if they make his sister cry somehow the young nancy knows this and uses it to make Danny take her along and tell her all the big scoops he got so she can fall asleep.
Anonymous at Mon, 8 Jan 2024 02:04:55 UTC No. 769171
>>769163
Jerry kinda becomes a Robert expy as New Nolan raises him with love and care. Thus, Jerry gains a bit of Robert's traits, but he's still crass and a smart mouth. Jerry is stilll only half as honest and passionate as our favorite blind kid. Also he's not talented with the sniper rifle at all even if he likes using it.(birthday gift from dad)
Robert can still technically be born if someone goes out of their way to save River from the US Military and form a connection with her.
Anonymous at Mon, 8 Jan 2024 02:15:25 UTC No. 769172
>>769171
xeno has a shot in this timeline
Anonymous at Mon, 8 Jan 2024 02:16:32 UTC No. 769173
>>769172
Holy shit this isn't just Nolan's Au is also zenos
🗑️ Anonymous at Mon, 8 Jan 2024 02:23:21 UTC No. 769175
>>769173
we know cripple-fucker might become a dad one day but you made me wonder how Zeno would be as a father
honestly, this is kinda of a cursed family now
Anonymous at Mon, 8 Jan 2024 03:12:39 UTC No. 769178
They were hired to gather proof of ufos by xeno and after breaking into a government facility they got it. if xeno wanted the actual UFO he hast to pay a lot of extra since he doesn’t have that kinda money she crashes at the Château works there as a maid and in many of Vera’s businesses as thanks for rescuing her and for the housing their cover story is she’s in advance Roomba.
Anonymous at Mon, 8 Jan 2024 03:20:52 UTC No. 769179
We're at the auto sag baby if you were holding back it's time to unleash
Anonymous at Mon, 8 Jan 2024 04:01:10 UTC No. 769180
>>769179
>Auto sag
As opposed to a manual sag?
Anonymous at Mon, 8 Jan 2024 04:08:32 UTC No. 769181
>>769180
kinda before 300 anytime soon post it will go back to page one now it will slowly dip to page 10 and it won't go up anymore
Anonymous at Mon, 8 Jan 2024 05:24:41 UTC No. 769186
>>769178
This is surprisingly a pretty good AU
Anonymous at Mon, 8 Jan 2024 05:55:41 UTC No. 769191
>>769172
>X: okay, listen up you stupid ass earth monkeys. The guy who was in the army confirmed that the military is holding my beautiful interstellar babes hostage from me, no doubt out of spite in an effort to curse me into eternal virginhood.
>M: oh no.
>X: That's right. So I've devised up a multistep plan in order to save the alien captive from their clutches and I've chosen to trust in you guys to help me.
>R: Not like you have anyone else as a choice, but no matter, I'm in. Any objections?
>B: Yeah, I have a few. For one, why do I have to be the one who sacrifices himself for the mission? Shouldn't Danny do that since he only joined less than an hour ago?
>D: Joined? I'm not affiliated with you guys, I'm only here cause you guys harassed me to be here.
>B: welcome to the club
>X: Well, for your information Turtlefu-
>B: My name is Brett.
>X: that's what I said, Turtlefucker. For your information, we need Ghostfucker alive since he'll-
>D: Ghostfucker? Oh c'mon, that's not even remotely true.
>M: Where's the contradiction?
>D: First off, I don't have sex with ghosts, they just follow and interact with me. Second off-
>R: Jesus Christ, can you shut the fuck up for one second Ghostfucker?! Xeno, please continue.
>X: Thank you, Robin. As i was saying, we need him alive for phase 5 as he can-
>B: phase 5?
>X: Yes, this is an intricate 7 phase plan
>B: I HAVE TO DIE IN PHASE 1?!
Anonymous at Mon, 8 Jan 2024 06:04:48 UTC No. 769192
>>769173
I there is a butterfly effect, remember the North Park Movie. Canon Nolan locking satan out of hell might have led Hansel to find his lost twin Gretel let alone the possession ghost might have known both Hansel's family and the Iris family. without canon nolan, hansel may not be able to find gretel
>>769191
are there dead soldiers at the military base, just hope this doesn't make ghost fucker a bit of a hard one. plus would River be willing to fuck a child
Anonymous at Mon, 8 Jan 2024 06:07:51 UTC No. 769194
>>769115
>Les saying dude
immersion ruined
Anonymous at Mon, 8 Jan 2024 06:15:31 UTC No. 769196
AU where Bobland finds Gretel instead of Hansel in the forest
>>769192
oh my god, someone else remembers the movie
>plus would River be willing to fuck a child
she'd wait until Xeno is old enough for marriage because during her captivity, she was forcefully fed human laws and culture. Xeno would be pissed that he has to stay longer on earth, but he'll wait it out for her. Let's just hope nobody else has plans on making a move on her under Xeno's nose
Anonymous at Mon, 8 Jan 2024 12:26:11 UTC No. 769207
>>769194
It's in her Wiki that She talks like a 90s person I kind of had to do that
Anonymous at Mon, 8 Jan 2024 12:33:01 UTC No. 769208
>>769191
I think Danny would take the ghost fuckers because that means they don't know what he really likes.
All that intricate plan and Danny Vera and Nancy just breaks into some military bass and Save her when they were just trying to get photos for Phase 2
Anonymous at Mon, 8 Jan 2024 12:40:56 UTC No. 769209
>>769208
*phase 1
>>769178
Lon and river gets along because they both relate to how weird earth is xeno seethe in the background
Anonymous at Mon, 8 Jan 2024 13:02:57 UTC No. 769210
>>769208
Danny:huh ghostfucker oh so you don't know what I know what li- sure Ghostfucker fitting title
after they break out river
xeno: you earth monkeys managed to impress me now hand over my extraterrestrial wifu
Vera: you paid for pictures you didn't pay for the for the interstellar mail ordered bride if you want th-
Danny: *her
Vera "fine "her" then pay
* Vera tries to calculate a payment while Danny is behind xeno giving her hand gestures about how much should they charge him*
" twen- no fif- no 75 thou- no 7,500,000"
xeno: are you crazy woman I don't have that kind of money ghostfucker you can't let her do this to Me we're brothers in philia
Danny: whose this ghostfucker I never heard of them
Vera: cracks up laugh you think he likes ghost he li- * Danny covers her mouth
Danny:" un(les) you want someone to find out you have a massive crush on them I'd keep quite. anyways pay up xeno for your outer space girlfriend is going to be Out Of Reach.
Anonymous at Mon, 8 Jan 2024 15:36:33 UTC No. 769215
>>769214
I mean I could.
Or I'd join them.
There a room for a Toonfucker? Probably not, they're a good bunch they don't hurt nobody.
Anonymous at Mon, 8 Jan 2024 17:48:29 UTC No. 769224
>>769223
oh fuck me, I meant to type Lizzy, not Leslie!!!!
Goddammint lmao
please forgive me...
Anonymous at Mon, 8 Jan 2024 17:58:57 UTC No. 769225
>>769224
I feel like one of them made the mistake. Got the name mixed
Anonymous at Mon, 8 Jan 2024 20:33:08 UTC No. 769231
a few changes I see could happen in the Nolan daft dodge au
> since Nancy is the reason Danny and Wendy met and made enemies with the catgirls and Dr Cates dr Cates initial plan works and she gets the recognition from the scientific community and attention form dr todeas she wanted.
> since Maria surveillance would pick up everyone who broke into the base to save River was in her neck of the woods she is tasked by the government to retrieve them
> Maria fails due to Jerry snipping any agent who got near Nancy thinking they are perverts, Wendy and Lon drove off the agents that came for Danny and the magical contract that ula is under says she can feed on anyone in self defense so the vamps fed ( pun intended) on any fed that came for Vera and Joseph
>Maria gets booted form the government for not being able to capture two Elementary School students and a toddler.
> Maria becomes bitter and now seeks revenge on all those who wronged her she Alters Asimov and his family to fit her new schemes.
>the Asimov project is shut down and the government wants to try this new cat based surveillance system the up and coming dr Cates has proposed to them
> the catgirls were just abandoned at ck house also miss Chariot isn't their mother figure in this timeline
> since dr Cates and Danny don't have any beef I can see them working together too clone and then put Barbara Soul in that clone so Barbara's back with some cat DNA in her to counteract whatever was her illness.
> since the vamps are being well fed they aren't constantly eating the Dulls catle so they're probably a little bit richer and bundle just offer Hansel a place to stay and eat if he marries her and since he doesn't know his sister exists he gladly accepts and they end of the spinster curse
tldr dr Cates and Maria swap roles Asimov and his family are BattleBots now and Barbara's back with some cat DNA and Bundle married Hansel
The Butterfly Effects a bitch
Anonymous at Mon, 8 Jan 2024 20:38:15 UTC No. 769233
>>769223
>>769227
Danny: let me get this straight you raided Leslie room and got her bra how she's as flat as a board
* unbeknownst to him a jar of maple syrup is being hurled at his head.
Anonymous at Mon, 8 Jan 2024 20:45:15 UTC No. 769234
>>769231
also Danny has no crush on Dr cates since she's somewhat of a success in this timeline and instead pivots that towards miss Chariot, nurse Maggie, and Myrtle
Anonymous at Mon, 8 Jan 2024 21:09:36 UTC No. 769238
>>769231
>> since dr Cates and Danny don't have any beef I can see them working together too clone and then put Barbara Soul in that clone so Barbara's back with some cat DNA in her to counteract whatever was her illness.
I like to think this is what broke Chariot into giving up the pursuit of love and now will die a lonely, bitter virgin
Anonymous at Mon, 8 Jan 2024 21:33:43 UTC No. 769243
>>769238
>Bobby and CK get the lady of their life back
does CK become less cringe thanks to this?
Anonymous at Mon, 8 Jan 2024 21:37:14 UTC No. 769244
>>769243
Yes and he never gets with Sabrina, he instead gets with Mandy.
Anonymous at Mon, 8 Jan 2024 21:47:12 UTC No. 769249
>>769238
Danny: so are you gonna tell her or..
Barbara: tell me what?
dr Cates: Barb in order for your illness to go away I had to make some ummm minor adjustment to your DNA
Barbara: what is my hair a different color please don't tell me messed up my hair
dr Cates: no no no of course not but how do you feel about being a...... cat girl
Anonymous at Mon, 8 Jan 2024 21:48:45 UTC No. 769250
>>769243
I'd imagine he's the same just a lot more charismatic which somehow makes them cool since he owns what he likes and is actually a pretty fun guy to be around
Anonymous at Mon, 8 Jan 2024 21:56:35 UTC No. 769252
>>769245
After that everyone goes back home they're having a good time eating pizza like normal Les is the only one who's registering this is kind of fucked up
Anonymous at Mon, 8 Jan 2024 22:49:21 UTC No. 769255
>>769254
Vera Simpson
Anonymous at Mon, 8 Jan 2024 23:28:08 UTC No. 769266
>>769244
>both Norman men get with black girls in different continuities
I think that's neat
>>769254
https://youtu.be/9ov9DvOvjnE?si=d8X
Anonymous at Tue, 9 Jan 2024 00:07:36 UTC No. 769274
>>769178
Danny and Wendy view river like a big sister or aunt in this timeline and she the mother figure Vera never knew she needed and little Nancy likes the flying saucer
Anonymous at Tue, 9 Jan 2024 00:34:40 UTC No. 769281
>>769279
yashu finds river to be the best maid in this damn cheatu it brings a tear to his eye
Anonymous at Tue, 9 Jan 2024 01:33:15 UTC No. 769287
>>769251
He doesn't take shit from Melville in this timeline and is the leader between him and Danny
>>769231
Asimov 2 is the good one that went back in time to undo what his creator Maria had done while Asimov 1 and his family is now aggressive and the apocalyptic future is Maria roboticizing the town after future Maria found out what Asimov 2 is planning to do she sent back one roboticized citizen to hunt him down TT . also Ada was created by Asimov 2 to try to calm down the Asimov and his family
this au goes hard
Anonymous at Tue, 9 Jan 2024 03:47:50 UTC No. 769298
>>769295
brown and pink
Anonymous at Tue, 9 Jan 2024 04:13:55 UTC No. 769300
>>769268
one watch themselves died and one killed the love of their life the other two just watched it was kinda sad but they are looking forward to the pizza theyre gonna get when this is done
Anonymous at Tue, 9 Jan 2024 04:25:32 UTC No. 769301
>>769287
what is evil mute like
Anonymous at Tue, 9 Jan 2024 04:46:42 UTC No. 769305
>>769301
Well that's just Chatterbox she's in the main timeline. she just never shut the fuck. She's probably nicer than Mute just kind of annoying she has a thing for Melville that is literally all the information we have on her
Anonymous at Tue, 9 Jan 2024 05:11:53 UTC No. 769309
>>769301
regular mute is already evil
Anonymous at Tue, 9 Jan 2024 06:09:26 UTC No. 769311
Anonymous at Tue, 9 Jan 2024 06:11:47 UTC No. 769314
>>769311
>>769313
Mind you I only said he had a shot at River that isn’t a guarantee
Anonymous at Tue, 9 Jan 2024 06:21:20 UTC No. 769317
>>769313
oh yeah yellow and red shirt is this au Danny casual clothes colors since I saw a bunch of people were doing alt colors for the timeline. I was going to go with blue for Vera's hair but then I thought it looks too much like a Rick and Morty reference and I wasn't wanting to do that
Anonymous at Tue, 9 Jan 2024 07:51:39 UTC No. 769320
Cassie: "Hmm, I don't like the looks of this non-tard Nolan timeline. Hey Alty, not that I care, but what are your thoughts?"
Alty: "I think it's really sweet that Nolan and River still get good endings despite it all. OH! Look at the purple Asimov, he's so cute!"
Cassie: *groan* "That was so sweet, I guess we know who they gave the lobotomy to this time."
Alty: "Rude."
Cassie: "How about someone's opinion who matters, Cassie thoughts?"
Cassie #2: "Quarantine that shit, they're killing innocent federals agents. I mean, what kind of asshole does that?"
Cassie: "Agreed. go fetch the caution tape. Alty, you fetch me a cup of coffee."
Anonymous at Tue, 9 Jan 2024 08:06:09 UTC No. 769321
>>769310
awooga
Anonymous at Tue, 9 Jan 2024 10:05:35 UTC No. 769325
>>767566
>Linus has a perhaps not so secret sensitive and romantic side, which he channels into his poetry of varying quality.
>Janice runs a poetry blog herself that she posts her work on, hoping to find a publisher who can make her famous
>Axel is somewhat of an outsider artist, in his spare time he may compose peculiar poetry, some about his life experiences some completely absurd and hard to comprehend
Anonymous at Tue, 9 Jan 2024 11:27:20 UTC No. 769327
>>769320
Apparently this is out of their jurisdiction.
I had whole scene set up and then my iPad rotated and undid all that shit so I’ll just give you the fucking cliff notes
the time cops made a deal with the rogue paradox prison escapees that they stop killing them. If they give them a certain amount of universe to free range a time cop, stepping a foot in any of their timelines, could spark up another war with them. This is one of those universes. They will still monitor the situation.
Anonymous at Tue, 9 Jan 2024 12:48:38 UTC No. 769329
Anonymous at Tue, 9 Jan 2024 13:45:03 UTC No. 769331
>>769310
DAYUM LESLIE LOOKS LIKE THAT?!
Anonymous at Tue, 9 Jan 2024 14:19:13 UTC No. 769334
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iIk
Anonymous at Tue, 9 Jan 2024 17:35:50 UTC No. 769345
>>769231
>>769238
“we found a new cat mama” in this timeline they are normal preteen girls ( ya know besides the cat human hybrid thing and the fact that they’re train ninjas but they’ve given up on that)
Anonymous at Tue, 9 Jan 2024 18:07:29 UTC No. 769349
>>769331
Not yet, she'll look like that in senior year of high school.
🗑️ Anonymous at Tue, 9 Jan 2024 20:23:07 UTC No. 769356
I wonder how no one would feel no one his draft Dodge or his lobotomy (I'm wondering about both Nolans) affects the lives of so many people in town and even the future itself
Anonymous at Tue, 9 Jan 2024 20:24:26 UTC No. 769358
>>769356
*Nolan
Anonymous at Tue, 9 Jan 2024 20:25:39 UTC No. 769359
I wonder how nolan would feel knowing draft Dodge or his lobotomy (I'm wondering about both Nolans) affects the lives of so many people in town and even the future itself.
Anonymous at Tue, 9 Jan 2024 21:58:53 UTC No. 769365
Episode where Due to an earthquake the vamps tunnels are discovered under the NorthPark synagogue they also found five children sized beds and one covered in wine stains but everyone thinks it's blood now the miss Chariot and Sidney are schizo posting about but both thinks Danny explanation of that's where the vampires live is Beyond schizo shit. meanwhile Elmer Gency, Jeremy and father Goodfellow tries to get to the bottom of this while the vamps try to cover it up.
If this sounds like a random ass plot is related to a new story where in New York City synagogue had tunnels under it and one bloody child size bed
Anonymous at Tue, 9 Jan 2024 22:02:05 UTC No. 769366
>>769365
hah, a jew in a tunnel? where have I heard that before
Anonymous at Tue, 9 Jan 2024 22:18:54 UTC No. 769368
>>769364
So many youtubers are doing this.
Anonymous at Tue, 9 Jan 2024 22:24:44 UTC No. 769370
>>769364
lol, poor CK, this is to him what steve leaving blues clues was like for me as a little kid.
>>769368
makes you wonder why.
Anonymous at Tue, 9 Jan 2024 22:28:31 UTC No. 769371
>>769364
they’ve been on the phone for four hours talking about this more like CK crying about it but Danny is confused, because isn’t that the guy that tried to kill them to keep the truth about fanf being real a secret
Anonymous at Wed, 10 Jan 2024 00:17:01 UTC No. 769376
>>769375
She then actually gets stuck and the fire department has to come and free her she embarrassed and Nancy and fylnn recorded the whole thing (she forgot she could could just shape have to be smaller)
Anonymous at Wed, 10 Jan 2024 02:56:55 UTC No. 769383
>>769368
I'd say a lot have made enough to simply retire which I don't blame them I'd do the same
Anonymous at Wed, 10 Jan 2024 03:08:08 UTC No. 769384
>>769380
Ula:“I’ll show you to film my public humiliation.”
Nancy: ack I regret nothing the public has a right to know
Anonymous at Wed, 10 Jan 2024 13:20:50 UTC No. 769408
someone make a Wiki page so we can properly archive the Nolan daft dodge au instead of it being scattered in different characters galleries with almost no context
Anonymous at Wed, 10 Jan 2024 13:29:15 UTC No. 769410
>>769408
Does this mean we make pages for other AUs as well?
Anonymous at Wed, 10 Jan 2024 14:11:35 UTC No. 769414
>>769410
do we have any more? If so sure maybe someone will come along and want to do something with them heck I didn't know we had more and if I see something that interests me I might use it
Anonymous at Wed, 10 Jan 2024 14:42:13 UTC No. 769416
>>769408
Someone teach me how to use the wiki
I've never edited on it before
Anonymous at Wed, 10 Jan 2024 14:58:26 UTC No. 769421
>>769408
>>769416
Give me a solid and clear name for what the page should be called and I'll make one tomorrow when I wake up since I'm going to sleep now.
Anonymous at Wed, 10 Jan 2024 15:08:32 UTC No. 769423
>>769421
>No-brainer Nolan AU
I like this one
Anonymous at Wed, 10 Jan 2024 16:36:55 UTC No. 769428
Anonymous at Wed, 10 Jan 2024 16:54:09 UTC No. 769429
episode where the Vamps opens up the old abandoned north park roller rink. there's a grove demon that puts all who came on opening day into a you Grove you lose challenge where if they lose themselves to the beat they will skate until they die. Lon has a solution if they put a talisman on its head it will undo the demons control over everyone and they can properly send it back to hell. all they have to do is find someone so uncoordinated that it's impossible for them to lose to put the talismanonthe demon.
Anonymous at Wed, 10 Jan 2024 17:59:49 UTC No. 769431
Jerry anon here, I love what you guys have done with these characters. I especially love the Chaz Jerry and Mandy stuff
Anonymous at Wed, 10 Jan 2024 18:14:23 UTC No. 769432
>>769431
Yo J-dude! How's it going?
How do the No-brainer Nolan AU where Jerry gains a healthy father figure and a lil sis.
Anonymous at Wed, 10 Jan 2024 18:48:58 UTC No. 769437
>>769432
I have no idea what these words mean. I was just scrolling through the gallery on the Jerry wiki page and I was very sorry the stuff on there. Also I wasn't aware with how must everyone's characters were in love with keys mother lol
Anonymous at Wed, 10 Jan 2024 18:58:50 UTC No. 769439
>>769438
im lost what does this mean anon?
Anonymous at Wed, 10 Jan 2024 19:00:17 UTC No. 769440
>>769380
blood related Kek
Anonymous at Wed, 10 Jan 2024 19:14:08 UTC No. 769442
>>769429
the groove demon came form a cursed record you have to be in the rink skating to get cursed.
I can see Myrtle being the hero of this story maybe thorw in a tragic roller skating story that scarred her.
also b plot of Vera and Fredrich roasting the townsfolk at the dj booth they wanna be shock jock roller rink dj's. they offend principal Kiddy, Darwin, and Li all of them are waiting for the chance to kick their ass which they do by the end.
Anonymous at Wed, 10 Jan 2024 21:53:42 UTC No. 769453
>>769449
Addison Jewish? could of used that information earlier.
Anonymous at Wed, 10 Jan 2024 22:00:32 UTC No. 769454
>>769449
addison what are you looking at albino?
Ula: a little lady who reached the peak of their life in their 2nd year of school.
Anonymous at Wed, 10 Jan 2024 22:05:57 UTC No. 769455
>>769453
Lol, it was only ever brought up once in like the 15th thread and I'm the only one who remembers cause it's funny to me
Anonymous at Thu, 11 Jan 2024 04:07:33 UTC No. 769488
>>769483
I wish Leslie milk was on ebay....................
Anonymous at Thu, 11 Jan 2024 05:27:54 UTC No. 769493
>>769449
I always wonder what sect/branch of Judaism would /npg/ consider Jeremy to be. Is he an orthodox, Conservative, Reform, or hasidic jew
Anonymous at Thu, 11 Jan 2024 05:29:40 UTC No. 769494
>>769493
each of his split personalities are a different sect/branch
oh yeah, forgot to mention, Jeremy has DID
Anonymous at Thu, 11 Jan 2024 05:53:49 UTC No. 769497
I might post sometime later but I want to add a character for the Nolan AU if that is ok
Anonymous at Thu, 11 Jan 2024 05:54:58 UTC No. 769498
>>769488
Side effects may include: Explosive Diarrhea, Implosive Diarrhea, Projectile Vomiting (non-parryable), Melee Vomiting (parryable), Sudden Death, Expected Death, Hatred of the German people, Being wiped from existence due to being not part of canon, Being arrested by the Police on charges of Grand Larceny, and sudden Pyromania.
Anonymous at Thu, 11 Jan 2024 06:05:53 UTC No. 769499
>>769497
you don't have to ask permission anon I kinda took the thing over and I didn't make it do what you please unless we think it's lame but we'll tell you if it is.
>>769489
now Vera and Nancy are on the fence about it just in case Trisha proven to be right she won't feel stupid Danny is hard core dogman isn't a dog he'd be stupid to be tricked by that .
Anonymous at Thu, 11 Jan 2024 06:31:04 UTC No. 769500
>>769499
I remember us talking about having a celebrity be a character in North Park in the classic "just a photo of the celebrity's face" style.
did we ever do anything with that?
I think it was like Nicolas Cage or someone like that?
Anonymous at Thu, 11 Jan 2024 12:38:41 UTC No. 769520
>>769484
>>769518
>>769301
unlike mute Chatterbox finds violence totally abhorrent but her very talkative and annoying nature inspires Even the nicest people around her to try to commit acts of violence on her to shut her up but it never succeeds and she never notices it
Anonymous at Thu, 11 Jan 2024 16:16:45 UTC No. 769527
>>769526
Goddamn it TT
Anonymous at Thu, 11 Jan 2024 16:46:59 UTC No. 769528
>>769526
if you think about it she actually accomplished her mission it's your gonna be a evil robot hunting down a good version of your mortal enemy.
Anonymous at Thu, 11 Jan 2024 19:07:32 UTC No. 769537
>>769526
she brings a few others she thinks can make them forget about what she just said but they end up killing the person who wouldve killed Les
Anonymous at Thu, 11 Jan 2024 21:35:49 UTC No. 769541
I noticed there's a few one sided chaz and Danny rivalry pictures should we make that just a cononical thing that chaz has some weird beef with Danny.
Anonymous at Fri, 12 Jan 2024 05:15:04 UTC No. 769556
>>769547
yeah ok looking at Danny and tt close together makes me think that they may be related it's the hairline with it's steep slope and it's spikes
Anonymous at Fri, 12 Jan 2024 05:43:20 UTC No. 769559
>>769556
>>769557
Well I mean obviously it doesn't help 90% of the characters have the same circular head with oval eyes to distinguish them. South Park have poked fun at this a few times before.
Anonymous at Fri, 12 Jan 2024 06:06:38 UTC No. 769561
>>769553
Good News: She's no longer a cat!
Bad News: Her allergies are now worse, she now breaks out in hives along with her eyes getting watery and the sneezing.
Worse News: "Nyan, buddy!"
🗑️ Anonymous at Fri, 12 Jan 2024 06:21:27 UTC No. 769563
>>769313
Have you heard about this conspiracy? We can't confirm if this is true or not. Still, I heard that either the United States military, the guild of assassins, or the super secret world order had made a weapon of unimaginable mass destruction. some may say it is half alien and half something else but almost nobody thinks it is a human. Somewhere down the line, they may have leaked this "thing". Only within the past 4 days, this entity has been seen around a small town in North Park, why would it be here when this legendary creature has been reported in Poland, Vietnam, Iraq, Syria, Bosnia, and Cuba
🗑️ Anonymous at Fri, 12 Jan 2024 06:32:49 UTC No. 769565
>>769313
Have you heard about this conspiracy? We can't confirm if this is true or not. Still, I heard that either the United States military, the guild of assassins, or the super secret world order had made a weapon of unimaginable mass destruction. some may say it is half alien and half something else but almost nobody thinks it is a human. Somewhere down the line, they may have leaked this "thing". Only within the past 4 days, this entity has been seen around a small town in North Park, why would it be here when this legendary creature has been reported in Poland, Vietnam, Iraq, Syria, Bosnia, and Cuba? I think from what I found from the leak, the creature may have been called Project R.H.O.B.H.E.R.T
Anonymous at Fri, 12 Jan 2024 06:34:13 UTC No. 769566
>>769313
Have you heard about this conspiracy? We can't confirm if this is true or not. Still, I heard that either the United States military, the guild of assassins, or the super secret world order had made a weapon of unimaginable mass destruction. some may say it is half alien and half something else but almost nobody thinks it is a human. Somewhere down the line, they may have leaked this "thing". Only within the past 4 days, this entity has been seen around a small town in North Park, why would it be here when this legendary creature has been reported in Poland, Vietnam, Iraq, Syria, Bosnia, and Cuba? I think from what I found from the leak, the creature may have been called Project R.H.O.B.H.E.R.T
Anonymous at Fri, 12 Jan 2024 12:42:14 UTC No. 769579
>>769559
I get that I'm just saying even with that the character design is pretty similar to each other
Anonymous at Fri, 12 Jan 2024 13:05:55 UTC No. 769581
>>769566
the implications are horrific
Anonymous at Fri, 12 Jan 2024 15:06:44 UTC No. 769592
Reminder that the no brainer AU has a page on the wiki now, if someone wants to start filling it with relevant info.
Anonymous at Fri, 12 Jan 2024 16:05:25 UTC No. 769593
>>769582
xeno can try but it is an incredible risk.
>>769586
>>769581
I hope we don't get on this thing bad side
Anonymous at Fri, 12 Jan 2024 16:41:06 UTC No. 769595
>>769592
I'll do it when I'm back home later tonight
>>769593
who does it work for if the government?
Anonymous at Fri, 12 Jan 2024 17:04:16 UTC No. 769596
>>769595
I don't think Rhobhert has any kind of allegiance to anyone despite his possible man-made origin
Anonymous at Fri, 12 Jan 2024 17:45:06 UTC No. 769600
in the no-brainer Nolan universe the cat surveillance system picked up on the lunaris twins probing operation now the government is looking for them but they aren't aware of their human disguises I think the government men in black types are all over the town in this au which makes Nolan very nervous despite that they are not looking for him
Anonymous at Fri, 12 Jan 2024 19:17:45 UTC No. 769612
>>769600
other no brainer Nolan ideas
Mr Smiles tried to kill Nolan like he does in our timeline but Nolan training kicked in and kicked his ass which lead to him being exposed as a fraud and a wanted criminal and he flees to the forest and now lives their and principal Kiddy makes Nolan the new 3rd grade teacher mainly because he beat up the last one
the government gave up on trying to capture the people that freed river after so many failed attempts and dead agents at first they were content with just watching them but they decided to hire ( they threatened to not only ruin their lives but the lives of anyone that knew them if they said no) them since they actually are good at fighting off the supernatural thing in town now they work under doctor cates when they are needed so Danny Wendy and the vamps work for Dr cates in this timeline.
Anonymous at Fri, 12 Jan 2024 21:45:24 UTC No. 769626
>>769612
also with Barbara back would nurse Maggie be relieved that she didn't stay dead or since Barbara's to hound her about what she did to her she'll be more anxious?
Anonymous at Fri, 12 Jan 2024 21:53:43 UTC No. 769627
>>769626
*relieved and less anxious
will this be a good timeline for ol Maggie?
Anonymous at Fri, 12 Jan 2024 22:32:38 UTC No. 769634
>>769612
also Cassandra might never have been erased from existing
I see Asimov 2 being more precise in the time frame he went to after Maria was fired and became a bad guy and before she won and roboticized the people that usually beat her
Anonymous at Sat, 13 Jan 2024 04:41:43 UTC No. 769656
>>769595
OK maybe over the weekend I need more time to organize my thoughts on it
Anonymous at Sat, 13 Jan 2024 04:42:15 UTC No. 769657
Update:
So after I had moved to North Park as part of my research (don't ask who I am), I found more information from the locals. This entity can distort the abilities of other people such as T.T, Hansel, Atticus, Dream Child, Ula, blenny, and Max causing either a Nerf or a buff to one's own ability. It is not the only ability as it can levitate, telekinesis and some I still don't understand
>Things beyond human comprehension
>>769595
>>769596
Maybe, but I would say that this entity would not say his true intentions. But I think the urban legend of a UFO named River staying in North Park, Colorado may have caught Rhobhert's attention, I wouldn't be surprised if Rhobhert is looking for Her
>>769655
I believe Nancy is giving this strange creature a feeling that he may never have had before
Anonymous at Sat, 13 Jan 2024 04:44:21 UTC No. 769658
>>769651
how would Danny and Wendy react if I called them furry
Anonymous at Sat, 13 Jan 2024 04:59:21 UTC No. 769659
>>769658
Danny would be apathetic towards it unless you're Leslie then he'll mess with her by texting her In her Minecraft server exclusively in uwu speak not just short sentences like entire paragraph that she has to decipher the meaning to.
Wendy she would politely ask you not to call her that again but if you still do it then she would try her best to ignore you but if you keep at it she'd get mad and stuff you in a fursuit and break off the zipper now you're stuck in a fursuit
Anonymous at Sat, 13 Jan 2024 05:07:17 UTC No. 769660
>>769626
>>769627
Barbra will emotionally break her until based kid falls ill and need medical attention and nurse Maggie is too emotional damaged to help so she has to build her back up to save her son and she finally forgive Maggie.
Anonymous at Sat, 13 Jan 2024 05:15:10 UTC No. 769662
>Rhobhert subtly challenges Wendy to a picking up heavy thing competition he sees her pick up something heavy he make sure he gets her attention and picks up something even heavier with his telekinesis and they just keep going back and forth he is amazed at what things that little girl can pick up with her bare hands
> Ula spots Rhobhert and just casual tries to chat him up he never said anything but anytime she spots him again she picks up the conversation where they left off.
Anonymous at Sat, 13 Jan 2024 12:47:31 UTC No. 769683
>>769651
River is not sure how she feels about this especially since they specifically put in their deal that if they work for them then they will stop pursuing River so they essentially traded their freedom for hers.
dr Cates remembering what that weird kid said about lobotomy and being in the government for a bit so knowing that they actually do that put a no lobotomy Claus in the contract with the government
whether they honor either deal is up to the government and we all know would never dishonor their deals
🗑️ Anonymous at Sat, 13 Jan 2024 14:21:41 UTC No. 769688
>"so, what should their name be?"
>"hmmm desu, so you know how I loooove herbal tea, mew?"
>"Yeah, you drink two cups each morning."
>"yah yah, nyehehehe, so how about TeaTea?"
>"..."
>"Sweetie, i love you, so you know I'm being genuine when I say that's fucking retarded."
Anonymous at Sat, 13 Jan 2024 14:22:30 UTC No. 769690
>"so, what should their name be?"
>"hmmm desu, so you know how I loooove herbal tea, mew?"
>"Yeah, you drink two cups each morning."
>"yah yah, nyehehehe, so how about TeaTea?"
>"..."
>"Sweetie, i love you, so you know I'm being genuine when I say that's fucking retarded."
Anonymous at Sat, 13 Jan 2024 14:29:34 UTC No. 769691
>>769690
That baby is so chinese and cute I wanna take pictures of him with an overly large straw hat next to a tiny toy rick shaw.
>Teeny Steev
So him and Slappy are just secret best friends? Damn.
Anonymous at Sat, 13 Jan 2024 16:50:00 UTC No. 769701
>>769659
there's some poor kid whose trapped in a mascot costume at school because they wouldn't stop calling Wendy a furry wait is this a squirrel boy origin story or a companion for him.
Anonymous at Sat, 13 Jan 2024 17:22:08 UTC No. 769708
>>769691
Steeve is there because a mini arc would be the two learning to tolerate each other after Slappy admits that he doesn't hate Nightmare Guy
Anonymous at Sat, 13 Jan 2024 17:23:09 UTC No. 769710
>>769690
>Clown males give birth
lol, lmao
Anonymous at Sat, 13 Jan 2024 18:55:21 UTC No. 769720
I just realized slappy brother is dead untapped story potential there
a episode where slappy gets Danny help to contact his brother to do something and then clown Shenanigans ensue
Wendy In her mimesona tries to get Slappy to get over his irrational hatred of mimes by doing the trick that killed his brother but she gets trapped in it so Danny has to get possessed by bongo to get her out of it so he can finally successfully pull off the trick
Anonymous at Sat, 13 Jan 2024 18:58:26 UTC No. 769721
>>769720
Slappy after they save Wendy
https://youtu.be/FFjFIXVI2xs?si=Z-D
Anonymous at Sat, 13 Jan 2024 19:05:47 UTC No. 769722
>>769651
since Vera is now busy being a paranormal investigator for the feds ula takes over her businesses but since she's actually honest only the bar stays open and is actually doing better than ever she shape shifts to a taller more adult looking version of herself while running the bar.
also since Barbara's alive again but this time with a lot more kids please takes a job as a hairdresser and it's actually pretty fucking good at it
Anonymous at Sat, 13 Jan 2024 19:07:02 UTC No. 769723
>>769722
* she has to take a job
Anonymous at Sat, 13 Jan 2024 20:01:12 UTC No. 769725
>>769722
>>769723
it also means that Bobby can quit some of his multitudes of jobs, letting him spend more time with his family making the former CK even more of a chad.
Though that does bring up the question, who's the new cringe kid?
Anonymous at Sat, 13 Jan 2024 21:52:10 UTC No. 769734
>>769725
take you pick
>it either goes back to Lisa
> or Sabrina since she extra lonely and pretends ck is her boyfriend despite everyone knowing he with mandy
>or without ck people realize fylnn is a massive faggot
>or linus the edge lord no one takes seriously takes the mantel ( but I don't see Lidia letting that happen)
> or squirrel boy taking up family traditional
Anonymous at Sat, 13 Jan 2024 22:02:32 UTC No. 769736
Nolan gives bongo a speech about not taking unnecessary risks ( which saved his mind) a few days before he wants to try out their mime box thing which causes him not to but he gets depressed because he bored of the traditional clown routine so slappy tries to do it to cheer him up but he dies to it instead
tldr Bongo survives Slappy dies leaving a girlfriend and two kids in this timeline
Anonymous at Sat, 13 Jan 2024 22:05:00 UTC No. 769737
>>769736
>Nightmare Guy but with Slappy as his basis instead of Bongo
wonder what he'd turn out like?
Anonymous at Sat, 13 Jan 2024 22:07:46 UTC No. 769739
>>769736
I dunno that seems a bit too on the nose, what if Slappy dies in a clown car crash or some silly cartoonish way, due to some silly squabble about miming or something?
Bongo becomes the weird family man, instead.
Maybe Slappy haunts Drew or something and we get a little BeetleJuice action.
Anonymous at Sat, 13 Jan 2024 23:24:36 UTC No. 769743
>>769739
the point is to further cement the idea of unnecessary risks being bad to bongo but i get where you're coming from so how about a comprise he was trying to meet him halfway by trying to make new clown trick to show they still have so much to explore in the realms of clowning that they don't need to mime.
no nightmare guy but Beetlejuice slappy that could be fun but I kinda wanted to kill slappy of to keep confusion between the two universes at a minimum maybe we give this slappy a redesign?
Anonymous at Sat, 13 Jan 2024 23:28:38 UTC No. 769744
>>769743
I'm actually working on the Slappy and Drew redesigns as we speak, but yes, I agree in this universe Slappy is dead.
I like that way of death, some sort of new trick only to fail in a comically miserable way, The Honker Bros./Twins are a sad tale.
Anonymous at Sat, 13 Jan 2024 23:41:14 UTC No. 769746
>>769745
W-What's going to happen to the tiny furry gentleman?!
Anonymous at Sun, 14 Jan 2024 00:39:03 UTC No. 769749
>>769744
I want them to be risk adverse at first so that he will give up the risky business of clowning and become an acclowntant in down clown I'm sorry I meant an accountant in down town ( of course he comes back but that's his character Arc) this gets slappy to come back at first Bongo thinks this is a figment of his imagination and tries to ignore him besides the fact that literally everyone else can see him and when they say Slappy is here he thinks they're being metaphorical kinda a fun twist on nightmare guy
>>769748
>>769745
this is cannon now ( warning cannon may) vary
Anonymous at Sun, 14 Jan 2024 01:31:55 UTC No. 769753
>>769722
since the vamps aren't vamping ( part of the deal is the government supplies them with blood) theirs now a power vacuum and a flood of new monsters ( momo is a happy girl here)
Anonymous at Sun, 14 Jan 2024 02:15:56 UTC No. 769758
>>769749
I gotta work on Bongo, but maybe that'll come tomorrow, some info about these two in this universe:
Drew/Charlie Honker/I'll try to come up with a better name:
>Embraced the mime culture her dad tried to adopt
>Exclusively watches silent films, no matter the genre
>Doesn't dye her hair or take the regular skin potion Dr. Toades made for her in the Firstverse
>Films bizarre art films claiming they're "Dark Comedy" usually involving food rotting in time lapse with a black and white filter, she usually drops the food, or ends the film with "pie-ing" herself with the rancid food
>Ignores Slappy
>Hates sitcoms
>May or may not be obsessed with Paris in the 1960s
>Keeps to herself
Slappy/Slappidiah:
>Died doing some new trick
>Was buried in Jester Attire as is the tradition in the Old Country where the Honkers hail from
>Made it very clear he was to be buried with Great Uncle Chuckles' Mask, which Bongo swiped as a memento to remember his brother, years later Drew discovers it and thinks it's neat, but this summons Slappy
>Slappy haunts the Honkers without really realizing it, Bongo is in a constant state of having a meltdown, Drew ignores it best she can, and Carrie.. Well Carrie is Carrie.
>Is drawn to Drew
>Wants to make up for lost time with Bongo, only for Bongo to have to do real stuff like attend his godawful job, or going to the Hamburger Store
Anonymous at Sun, 14 Jan 2024 03:25:52 UTC No. 769763
>>769758
charile or drew Thinks aggressive Asimov ( they'll be called either neo-azimov or Isaac since this is what Maria is making now to fit her schemes instead of our Asimov) is some kind of nihilistic absurdist artist it's still his friend
Asimov two is the last remaining as Asimov of the first project before it was scrapped and he was stored in the government facility for decades until Maria took over
Anonymous at Sun, 14 Jan 2024 03:34:47 UTC No. 769766
>>769763
I'd assume she rolls with a different crowd or has no friends due to her faux-goth attitude, really.
Would Asimov is this universe even still be a robot?
Anonymous at Sun, 14 Jan 2024 03:37:17 UTC No. 769767
>>769655
Where is Nancy's legs? did he just split her body in half without bleeding?
Anonymous at Sun, 14 Jan 2024 03:42:07 UTC No. 769768
>>769766
yeah he's Still a robot made by Maria but the project got scrapped after she failed to capture three children and a toddler that broke into a government facility and stole government property ( river) now she makes her own budget more aggressive asimovs to seek vengeance and turn everyone into robots because people are stupid her robots aren't stupid so she's going to improve Humanity if she does this.
Anonymous at Sun, 14 Jan 2024 03:45:53 UTC No. 769769
>>769767
she's a baby her little legs are obscured she probably lifting them (look I didn't think the drawing out too well).
Anonymous at Sun, 14 Jan 2024 03:49:17 UTC No. 769770
>>769762
imagine the humiliation of getting sucked by a dog. Kinda of a brave move
>>769758
This is a very creative take on the emo/ depressed girl archetype. I like this alternate version of drew
I kinda of wanted a line up art of the No brain Nolan timeline with all the Alternate character. Also I think we should develop an alternate version of Gretel since she was never found by Hansel.
>>769765
>parody of chick flick sexy vampire movie
Anonymous at Sun, 14 Jan 2024 03:54:18 UTC No. 769771
>>769765
vera: we've been over this already that Leslie you play Minecraft with her
>>769770
>I kinda of wanted a line up art of the No brain Nolan timeline with all the Alternate character.
You going to give Hansel anon a fucking aneurysm
🗑️ Anonymous at Sun, 14 Jan 2024 04:59:53 UTC No. 769775
>>769773
Wait I forgot to add it out the last drew since we don't know their name yet
Anonymous at Sun, 14 Jan 2024 05:14:52 UTC No. 769777
>>769773
I forgot to edit that last drew out since that might not be her name
Anonymous at Sun, 14 Jan 2024 06:34:43 UTC No. 769785
>>769773
>Mime!Drew is still friends with Violent Asimov, taking his aggression for angst
Anonymous at Sun, 14 Jan 2024 09:12:54 UTC No. 769790
>>769770
Gretel is a rude mysterious Forest ninja that sometimes travel to town and she claims she has a long lost twin sibling (she don't have any evidence for this all she has is a deep feeling) and often mistakes everyone as her sibling no matter how ridiculous the claim is. After finding her supposed sibling she gets very possessive of them. once she figures out the truth she gets mad and violent thinking she's been tricked and taking advantage of despite the fact that she's the one who jumped to that conclusion. aftet raging for a bit she fuck back off into the forest mansion. she does this whenever she's done with a Mission somewhere else she takes a little extra time to get back to the forest mansion. she always somehow misses or just dismisses Hansel who is either married to or seriously engaged to bundle in this timeline.
Since Hansel doesn't go on his quest to find his sister she goes on hers quest to find her sibling.
I imagine she has a rivalry with Ashley who claims to be everyone's a little sister maybe they end up together
Anonymous at Sun, 14 Jan 2024 11:06:33 UTC No. 769796
>>769790
in this Universe the Cosmic sense may be a thing but it's not really precise she knows they exist and are alive she just doesn't know who maybe Hansel was around the person she clings to but she never sees him or refuses to believe she'd be related to a filthy bum
Anonymous at Sun, 14 Jan 2024 13:35:53 UTC No. 769803
>>769773
Why'd Danny have to wear the mask? You're prone to paranormal stuff, Daniel, what the actual HELL.
Anonymous at Sun, 14 Jan 2024 14:01:57 UTC No. 769806
>>769803
he can see ghosts
Anonymous at Sun, 14 Jan 2024 14:03:28 UTC No. 769807
>>769806
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kav
Forgot about that for a moment.
Anonymous at Sun, 14 Jan 2024 14:05:22 UTC No. 769808
Zach and Jerry is my Scott and Cartman
Anonymous at Sun, 14 Jan 2024 14:31:41 UTC No. 769812
>>769808
I'm surprised there is nothing of that on the wiki or his gallery considering that zach's dad is dating or at least interested in( fattening her up) Jerry's mom
Anonymous at Sun, 14 Jan 2024 14:56:34 UTC No. 769815
>>769734
Flynn becomes a new cringe kid
Anonymous at Sun, 14 Jan 2024 15:01:11 UTC No. 769816
dannyanon here Today is the last day I get to use Danny for the rest of the month. From the 15th to the end of the month I won't use Danny I will do this every month to put my energy into other characters. We will overtake chaz but not too soon
Anonymous at Sun, 14 Jan 2024 15:02:21 UTC No. 769817
>>769816
Chaz is the Maz(ter)?
Anonymous at Sun, 14 Jan 2024 15:04:57 UTC No. 769818
>>769817
I'm pretty sure he's about to overtake Jerry after this thread and then just three more to go
Anonymous at Sun, 14 Jan 2024 15:06:56 UTC No. 769819
>>769818
I will baton down the hatches then and prepare.
I for one, look forward to the Danny Overlord.
Anonymous at Sun, 14 Jan 2024 15:10:51 UTC No. 769821
>>769816
>>769819
>>769818
You think I'm scared of you Danny? Chaz isn't going to take this laying down, unlike your mother.
I won't use Chaz for the rest of the month either, just to prove you are inferior to me
Anonymous at Sun, 14 Jan 2024 15:12:05 UTC No. 769822
>>769821
OH SHIT, SON, OH SHIT IT'S COMING, DANNY VS. CHAZ THE ULTIMATE I'M READY AWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW YEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
Anonymous at Sun, 14 Jan 2024 15:52:30 UTC No. 769825
>>769816
>>768880
>“What happened to all that bravado”
fun fact including the pictures in this thread, Danny has as much as Jerry had in the post counting the numbers. Meaning Jerry will still be ahead of him after this thread
Anonymous at Sun, 14 Jan 2024 16:01:51 UTC No. 769829
>>769826
I'm imagining people wondering about the context of this image years form now "why did Danny beat up his friends?"
Anonymous at Sun, 14 Jan 2024 19:28:22 UTC No. 769842
Right so I got this idea for "specials"/"movies" both take place at the same time there's
>North Park: Adults Only
When the parents of North Park go on vacation for Spring Break, each parent individually leaves Officer Gency a note to babysit their children, and they leave their child with 200-400$ for food.
The first 20 or so minutes is the parents in a large bus and lots of road trip humor "Are we there yet?" "No.." or "I spy..", when they arrive to their location the female parental units immediately ditch the guys to start their own underground fight club to "talk it out" with each other.
The dad don't know exactly what to do but relax, and after two or three minutes of poolside shenanigans they get bored, and decide to adopt personas and essentially Roleplay they're high rollers/millionaires, it's all fun and games until one of them (Dunno who, wanted to say Nolan) is invited to a High Stakes poker game run by your Local Friendly Mob™, things escalate, and a group of the guys are found in a van giving Nolan directions, blah blah blah, they're saved by Gency's cousin in the city who lent them the van/stake-out equipment.
The moms' activities escalates as well challenges added to each round such as Russian Roulette, Gator wrasslin' slathered in bacon, and Kangaroo boxing, eventually the moms are busted and sent to Jail for animal endangerment, they have to bust out of prison, which wasn't needed as they get off on a technicality and an old Law about being married to an animal exempts you from animal endangerment charges.
Both groups reunite getting back on the bus, just completely bruised, battered, and scratched up, and bloodied.
There's now an overly long shot that's about a good minute of uncomfortable silence, maybe some of the parents sighing, or coughs and pain groans.
Until this exchange happens:
"So what'd you guys do this week?"
"Nothing! ..Guy stuff, how about you ladies?"
"....Girl stuff."
Roll credits.
Anonymous at Sun, 14 Jan 2024 19:53:05 UTC No. 769847
>North Park: For Kids
This one is about what happens the week the parents were away, Gency is swamped with all these letters, and he's tasked with overseeing the whole town, for the first day, it's fine, all the kids are in his office doing nothing, they're bored.
To clarify, none of the parents talked to each other who will babysit their kids, they just figured Officer Gency is trustful and never thought to ask "Hey, who did you ask to watch your kid?" causing this ridiculous mishap, some of the kids see Hansel being poor outside and playing with snowmen and overall enjoying this empty town, it seems like a kid's paradise, he's getting free dumpster ice cream, the next day, the kids sleep under their beds so when Gency shows up he doesn't know where they're at, near immediately the kids break up into different factions and each section of the town is cut off, it becomes Lord of the Flies, but with kids.
Gency fucking flips out, and starts calling every town within 70 miles wondering where the kids have gone.
The factions are Oddbods(cripples and weirdos), Ginger Dawn (redheads), Canada Dry (Canadians and other foreigners), and Trail Mix (Kids who don't fit in the other factions), and Melville Deluxe Enterprises (Melville).
They fight with each other, trying to gain control of more of the town, or trying to make treaties making the ice cream parlor neutral ground and the like, their battles are sillier(two kids playing Battleship on a See-Saw, but each side of the See-Saw is above a large ditch, and loser will be forced to live in the hole)
Each faction leader gets a letter, and eventually all the factions meet at Neutral Ground, the school one night, and the peacemaker is revealed to be Max, he does the Cyrus Speech from the Warriors,(https://www.youtube.com/w
Anonymous at Sun, 14 Jan 2024 19:55:14 UTC No. 769848
>>769847
Yes I know Lord of the Flies was about kids, that was the joke.
>Both specials happen at the same time but you get glimpses of the other in the background, IE missing posters in the background, or news reports of how a whole town of children went missing over night, but for the kid's special you hear about how some big high rollers have all accumulated into this one town, and rumors of an underground fight ring blah blah blah you get it.
Okay, I'm going to go back to being useless.
Anonymous at Sun, 14 Jan 2024 19:57:20 UTC No. 769850
>>769849
Not gonna lie Danny has good taste.
I hate the chocolate chips though, takes away from the minty goodness.
Anonymous at Sun, 14 Jan 2024 21:24:15 UTC No. 769856
>>769094
>>769758
It's interesting how we accidentally killed two birds with one stone
Anonymous at Sun, 14 Jan 2024 21:44:44 UTC No. 769859
>>769842
>>769847
>>769848
consider it done. I'll put it in my ideas folder
Anonymous at Sun, 14 Jan 2024 21:45:52 UTC No. 769860
>>769855
Footage caught via newscopter.
WAIT A MINUTE
>No cast Delly
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Anonymous at Sun, 14 Jan 2024 21:51:26 UTC No. 769861
>>769860
there's nothing scarier than a fully confident Delly when her arm is healed.
Anonymous at Sun, 14 Jan 2024 21:54:16 UTC No. 769862
in the no-brainer Nolan timeline Hui-Feng Peng is really struggling romantically and maybe even a little more mentally than usual. the streaming business is doing good so she at least financial stable. she has an on and off thing with Chuck but he keep trying to feed her ( also his son is mean to Daiki) and apparently that the thing triggers her weirdo meter. Dr Cates is mentally stable enough in this timeline for them to be friendly dr Cates wouldn't admit they're friends though but they do appear on steam together sometimes. Hui-Feng also befriended The Friendly Bar keep Ula . Like the main timeline She is still good friends with her best buddy Patricia but she not aware of this River person though
Anonymous at Sun, 14 Jan 2024 23:01:22 UTC No. 769866
>>769862
>Cates gets up from her seat
>"Okay, it's about time I received my 2 nobel peace price for genetic engineering at the scientist's guild convention. See yah."
>Hui-Feng just keeps *sip* *sip* *sip*-ing on her milk, not even offering a wave bye
>Cates looks around while rubbing her neck, before turning to Hui-Feng
>"Y'know, if you really need that streaming money, I have a serum that can turn you into a real catgir-"
>"no, that's okay desu."
>Cates pays her bill and leaves without turning back
Anonymous at Sun, 14 Jan 2024 23:09:48 UTC No. 769867
>>769863
>>769866
>>769862
God damn it is actually depressing I can't stop laughing about how depressing this is someone wanted the dark Pluto like (the Netflix anime) reimagine just might be that
but good old Danny might find his loser in this timeline
Anonymous at Sun, 14 Jan 2024 23:30:48 UTC No. 769869
>>769868
DAMN!!! CHUCK LOOKS LIKE THAT?!
🗑️ Anonymous at Mon, 15 Jan 2024 00:05:29 UTC No. 769872
>"Hey Chahlie! Chahlie check this out, I can drink some coffee upside down, you know?"
>"Hey, Charlie did you see my--OH MY LORD!"
>"Zid I zee your what, dad?"
>"My--..Uh.. Y-You're busy doing homework, I'll just leave you to it.."
>"Shhhhhh... Me and Chahlie are havin' a conversation over here, Bongo.."
>"No no, it's just zis essay on zomesing ztupid.."
>"Chahlie, you know why cannibals don't eat us? 'Cause we taste funny.."
>"I-I think I should go.. I'm just having a bad reaction to those nuggets we ate.."
>"If you inzist, dad.."
Anonymous at Mon, 15 Jan 2024 00:09:22 UTC No. 769874
>"Hey Chahlie! Chahlie check this out, I can drink some coffee upside down, you know?"
>"Hey, Charlie did you see my--OH MY LORD!"
>"Zid I zee your what, dad?"
>"My--..Uh.. Y-You're busy doing homework, I'll just leave you to it.."
>"Shhhhhh... Me and Chahlie are havin' a conversation over here, Bongo.."
>"No no, it's just zis essay on zomesing ztupid.."
>"Chahlie, you know why cannibals don't eat us? 'Cause we taste funny.."
>"I-I think I should go.. I'm just having a bad reaction to those nuggets we ate.."
>"If you inzist, dad.."
Anonymous at Mon, 15 Jan 2024 00:14:05 UTC No. 769875
>>769873
Danny has been going around all week showing people this minus the girl failure speech he only tells that to time travel because she knows what he's into after that time they all drowned together
Anonymous at Mon, 15 Jan 2024 00:34:09 UTC No. 769876
>>769874
Jesus Christ, she's almost unrecognizable
I hate Frenchies
Bongo is looking really dapper in that suit
Anonymous at Mon, 15 Jan 2024 01:03:57 UTC No. 769879
>>769875
our Flynn sees the no-brainer Universe Flynn and then runs to give a very confused cringe kid a big hug
dr Cates steals the orb but returns it in a short time after seeing her counterpart have everything she wanted and is commanding her enemies. our dr cates fall into a depression for a bit.
Hui-Feng is sad to see her no brainer counterpart but this makes her relationship to slappy feels all the more special to her
This gives Slappy the satisfaction he needed to know that he was 100% fucking right to stick to tradition
drew Thinks uncle Slappy is dead despite the fact that he's watching it with her I don't think she recognizes herself in this universe she's waiting for her counterpart to pop up.
Nolan is crying but he doesn't know why.
Anonymous at Mon, 15 Jan 2024 01:10:52 UTC No. 769880
>>769879
Robert don't see shit
Anonymous at Mon, 15 Jan 2024 02:27:15 UTC No. 769893
>>769873
after Danny locks up the orb again time traveler finally realize that she could have used it to find a solution to fix the future he urges her to go on the basement but only a Thompson can open the door if she opens it then they'll know. she refuses to she doesn't want to know or at least she doesn't want him to know
Anonymous at Mon, 15 Jan 2024 02:28:02 UTC No. 769894
>>769882
Why is he taped to the locker?
Anonymous at Mon, 15 Jan 2024 02:29:32 UTC No. 769895
>>769894
He's taped to the invisible box I don't know I'm not the person who drew this
Anonymous at Mon, 15 Jan 2024 02:30:41 UTC No. 769896
>>769882
Leslie Mewben is one of the cat ninjas in this time line.
Anonymous at Mon, 15 Jan 2024 02:33:20 UTC No. 769897
>>769895
but...you are the person who drew this
Anonymous at Mon, 15 Jan 2024 02:37:25 UTC No. 769899
>>769879
ula wants to run the bar but Vera vetoes that they agreed that she deals with the businesses ula leads them
River thinks it nice to see a what if but prefers the reality she lives in
I'd imagine after the Fiasco caused Nolan beating up and exposed Mr Smiles being a escaped convict and doesn't even look like the actual Mr smiles principal Kiddy is kicked out while Uisas is the principal and finally runs the school unobstructed with an iron fist
Anonymous at Mon, 15 Jan 2024 02:39:17 UTC No. 769901
>>769897
No I just read the file name
>>769896
Sure but they're disbanded after the first mission was a success they just live with Bobby now
Anonymous at Mon, 15 Jan 2024 02:42:33 UTC No. 769902
>>769899
I'd imagine principal Kiddy then beat up the mayor and is now the mayor there are no elections anymore just wrestling match every 4 years whoever wins gets to be the mayor
Anonymous at Mon, 15 Jan 2024 02:48:42 UTC No. 769904
>>769899
>>769902
This is the reason why I'm a little intimidated to start writing the wiki page. I don't know how to organize the article I feel like it's just going to be a bunch of bullet points on what's different with vague story details but I guess that's okay.
Anonymous at Mon, 15 Jan 2024 02:50:30 UTC No. 769906
>>769904
just put the information you know for sure, others will help clean it up/add to it
I'm reading this right now so i know how to use the layout of the site
https://community.fandom.com/wiki/H
Anonymous at Mon, 15 Jan 2024 02:50:55 UTC No. 769907
>>769882
Honestly, It would be fun to see these kids in a field trip
>>769886
I can tell him instead, hey blind kid, want to know what it is like to see and being an absolute beast of a superhero
>>769891
Really out to show you that nature vs nurture might be the theme of the draft dogde
Anonymous at Mon, 15 Jan 2024 02:54:52 UTC No. 769908
alright assholes, let me ask
who's the universal constant, someone so unwavering that they're the same in every timeline
Anonymous at Mon, 15 Jan 2024 02:56:09 UTC No. 769909
>>769908
T.T.
No doubt.
Anonymous at Mon, 15 Jan 2024 02:57:15 UTC No. 769910
>>769908
max
Anonymous at Mon, 15 Jan 2024 02:58:16 UTC No. 769911
>>769909
no tt a robot in this timeline and alty exists tt can
Anonymous at Mon, 15 Jan 2024 03:00:05 UTC No. 769912
>>769910
also lon he comes from the void there was no time he literally splits every time the timeline changes he can even communicate between himselves between the timelines.
Anonymous at Mon, 15 Jan 2024 03:01:33 UTC No. 769913
>>769909
Might be Atticus, he is unable to understand anything past his own time but still, there are variant of him when history unfold differently before the 1800s. He is most likely the same person in the No brain timeline
Anonymous at Mon, 15 Jan 2024 03:01:54 UTC No. 769914
>>769909
T.T. is the most unstable bitch out there
if she even breathes wrong, 3 different versions of her come into existence
However, you do have a point in that T.T. C-137(the one and only) is the one who's always fucking around unnecessarily
Anonymous at Mon, 15 Jan 2024 03:10:52 UTC No. 769915
>>769911
>>769913
>>769914
Easy (yous) on /npg/ ladies and gentleman.
Anonymous at Mon, 15 Jan 2024 03:12:40 UTC No. 769916
I think I'm going to break the no brain nolan page open by character to character
🗑️ Anonymous at Mon, 15 Jan 2024 03:37:11 UTC No. 769918
Here a tier I think would happen when the canon character fought their No Brain Nolan counter part. Character not included are the ones I have not seen in the No Brain universe that pretty much stay the same. Some non appearance character such as cripple Lisa of agent being sent to North Park would force them to adapt. Also the line up of character in one of the circles represent the entire cast.
Anonymous at Mon, 15 Jan 2024 03:51:08 UTC No. 769924
>>769916
finished river and Nolan will do some more tomorrow if you guys got any additional information put it on there
It's weird how working on North Park shit became my main source of entertainment
Anonymous at Mon, 15 Jan 2024 03:55:56 UTC No. 769925
>>769920
>>769923
tt and Danny: noooooo what have you done that
( in unison)
Danny: had my girlfailures
tt: that could have saved my timeline
Little holding each other crying
Wendy dont they know you can fix that right?
Lon: I think it's better they don't
Anonymous at Mon, 15 Jan 2024 03:58:55 UTC No. 769926
>>769902
chuck dedicate himself to getting fit to beat mayor Kiddy meanwhile Zach has a fall form grace
Anonymous at Mon, 15 Jan 2024 03:59:55 UTC No. 769927
>>769918
hmmm...
>Rulf
>Dizzy
>Xeno
>Elmer
>Lisa
>Cassie
>Heather
>Delly
>D.Hansel
>Mute
explain these to me
Anonymous at Mon, 15 Jan 2024 04:02:27 UTC No. 769928
>>769926
Zach gets exposed for all the heinous shit he managed to get away with, sending him to a juvenile detention center (he has a penpal who keeps him informed on events for his eventual return)
Anonymous at Mon, 15 Jan 2024 04:04:42 UTC No. 769929
>103 posters
woah, have we've always been that high?
🗑️ Anonymous at Mon, 15 Jan 2024 04:06:58 UTC No. 769930
>>769929
I'll stay up for like 20+ of them might be me because every time I post from work for some reason it counts as a new IP for the day
Anonymous at Mon, 15 Jan 2024 04:07:59 UTC No. 769931
>>769930
*I'll say up to like 20+ of them might be me because every time I post from work for some reason it counts as a new IP for the day
Anonymous at Mon, 15 Jan 2024 04:10:01 UTC No. 769932
>>769931
yeah, I think I may be at least 10+ cause for like a month, I couldn't post due to being in another continent
in other news: January 27th is the official anniversary, marking 2 full years of this shit
Anonymous at Mon, 15 Jan 2024 04:36:37 UTC No. 769934
>>769933
*and Elmer
I would've typed this out if typing on the iPad with the apple pencil wasn't atrocious
Anonymous at Mon, 15 Jan 2024 05:04:36 UTC No. 769935
>>769896
All right I'm going to make this make sense since I don't see Nolan being lobotomized would change Leslie's birth.
>ok so when Dr cates was still in her very cringy get revenge phase and the cat girls was just being trained Leslie showed up to her to cure her allergies.
>Nolan remembered cathy had seriously bad cat allergies when she was a kid and then one day it just stopped She said she cured it
>since he's Leslie's teacher in this timeline he suggested to her to go to cathy for help.
>dr Cates did it at the cost of Leslie being a catgirl and since she can't pay her obviously she has to work work it off
> so she became a honorary member of the short lived dr cate ninja girls.
>After Dr Cat's got the recognition she always wanted, she successfully resurrected Barbara, got a government job as the replacement for the Recently disgraced and dismissed Maria and she finally moved on from hating on Dr todes she just told Leslie she didn't owe her anymore.
>But I imagine they have a bit of a Doc and Marty like relationship still
in this timeline she knows ninjutsu and various other ninja skills plus her now natural feline acrobatics skills also her and Danny aren't friends Mr Smiles never threatened to kill and almost did Kill Leslie so Danny didn't step up to try to save her. so they never had made a connection maybe they'll meet freash since both kind of hang around Dr cates.
Anonymous at Mon, 15 Jan 2024 05:17:50 UTC No. 769936
>>769935
Now I'm going to have to wait till next month to draw Danny and leslie meeting in this timeline.
Also I think I just really love World building because this shit is fun
Anonymous at Mon, 15 Jan 2024 05:48:04 UTC No. 769938
>"C'mon, timeline where my dad is alive... C'mon, timeline where my dad is alive... Dammit! That's the timeline where I swap places with Sabrina! I may have a nice rack, I don't want to date Bobby!
Anonymous at Mon, 15 Jan 2024 12:12:57 UTC No. 769948
>>769947
Based stacey Georgina
Anonymous at Mon, 15 Jan 2024 13:38:57 UTC No. 769952
Guys I figured out the only constant in every Universe!
It's Blenny.
Anonymous at Mon, 15 Jan 2024 14:12:11 UTC No. 769953
>>769952
But what about the "Angel Blenny" AU?
Anonymous at Mon, 15 Jan 2024 14:13:32 UTC No. 769954
>>769953
You just made that up.
Anonymous at Mon, 15 Jan 2024 14:17:28 UTC No. 769955
>>769952
my god, you're righ-oh
oh wait, he's wearing a different outfit. never mind.
this is the timeline where Ester died before she could commit her first sin, thus damning her to heaven.
Anonymous at Mon, 15 Jan 2024 14:52:06 UTC No. 769957
Neil frantically searching his surroundings locking every door making sure he's completely alone he then asked the orb to show him a timeline where mute laughs at his jokes somehow mute was in the room with him and beat him up before he can see it.
Anonymous at Mon, 15 Jan 2024 15:39:19 UTC No. 769958
Farm boy Hansel he has a home well more of a barn eats regular meals and he’s smooching the farmers daughter but that’s part of the deal though, since he was never able to complete his quest and find his sister does have a hole in his heart, I think bundle axel, and Timothy dull has filled that quite well and since bundle doesn’t have to worry about that pesky spinster curse she’s isn’t batshit crazy like our bundle is. no one but the dulls knows whether they’re married or just engaged
Anonymous at Mon, 15 Jan 2024 15:50:28 UTC No. 769959
>>769958
when Hansel views the orb to see this timeline he thinks it neat that this version of him as a home steady food source and a big family but he isn't jealous because that Hansel never rescued Gretel
bundle now has a game plan get rid of Gretel make sure the vampires stop eating her cattle so they can supply Hansel with food and shelter
>>769790
>>769796
>>769798
Gretel is angry at her other self for being so arrogant and stupid to not see her actual brother and she's a slutty sister just giving all her Sisterhood to anyone
Anonymous at Mon, 15 Jan 2024 15:58:28 UTC No. 769960
Also inb4 Why doesn't Dr cates resurrect slappy ( or any other dead character) bongo did go to her trying to resurrect slappy after he saw Barbara is alive again but she wasn't just going to do it out of the kindness of her heart. mind you she did like Slappy they were friends or something as children but cloning and then actually having to age up that clone is really expensive also the ghost boy would also want a cut of the money. the only reason she was able to do Barbara was because she had enough material left over form making the cat girls and Danny is Bobby Jr friend and was willing to help her.
Anonymous at Mon, 15 Jan 2024 16:01:02 UTC No. 769961
>>769960
>Slappy Clone
Don't give DrewAnon ideas, knowing him, he'll do some weird shit with information.
source: I'm he.
Anonymous at Mon, 15 Jan 2024 16:09:33 UTC No. 769962
>>769933
Mayor Kiddy and Chuck becomes gym bros and friends outside the gym despite the fact that check is very very weak.
Also I just realized Curtis is now the mayor son and this time all day what Shenanigans would he and his femboy boyfriend I mean friend dew get up to in this timeline
Anonymous at Mon, 15 Jan 2024 16:51:33 UTC No. 769966
I forgot to mention but all the people that les murderer would have murdered but didn't because he's dead now start businesses that fils up the niches left by Vera businesses going under in her absence.
Also before our Vera stabbed no brainer les ( when she was alive) she told her she loved her so no brainer les knows and playfully teases no brainer Vera. whether she actually has feelings for her or not is unknown ( I like to think she do is because she knows this is her only option well I guess the other Vamps) I think she just wants her to confess the feelings.
Anonymous at Mon, 15 Jan 2024 18:04:49 UTC No. 769980
in the no-brainer Nolan timeline meal annoyed Charlie so much one time that she suffered the Slappy mask on him now he can see Slappy and since slappy can finally communicate to someone that enjoys his company and wants to do comedy he's decided to teach him how to be funny Neil actually may be the class clown in this timeline
after our Neil saw the orb he now is looking for the slappy mask not realizing that slightly actually have to be dead for it to work
Anonymous at Mon, 15 Jan 2024 18:05:55 UTC No. 769981
>>769980
*in the no-brainer Nolan timeline Neil annoyed
Anonymous at Mon, 15 Jan 2024 18:44:32 UTC No. 769984
>>769980
>>769981
Slappy told him that his dad shouldn’t be hitting him like that and convinced him to go to the authorities so now Neil’s lives with the other orphans they let them keep Dougie though and he’s the life of the orphanage he even manages cheer up the gloomy girl Ester
Anonymous at Mon, 15 Jan 2024 19:57:19 UTC No. 769988
>>769987
Mandy sexo
Anonymous at Mon, 15 Jan 2024 22:20:26 UTC No. 770012
>>770011
i bet the incest would be out of this world
Anonymous at Mon, 15 Jan 2024 22:22:41 UTC No. 770013
>>770011
triple dubs for the Chad's of North Park
> Felicia ( Ragdoll) came out of her shell and is a tomboyish skater girl
Selena (black cat) is an artist and a really sweet girl she has a cute stutter
Tabby ( teacup) is mostly the same
I think Catherine sends them money to take care of her girls so she doesn't burden them also she comes to their house every Sunday to enjoy a family meal with her girls, sister, nephew, and brother in law
Anonymous at Mon, 15 Jan 2024 22:27:27 UTC No. 770015
>>770012
>Teacup and CK still have their weird undefinable thing going on
found another multiversal concept
Anonymous at Mon, 15 Jan 2024 22:28:28 UTC No. 770016
>>770015
Constant, I mean
Anonymous at Mon, 15 Jan 2024 22:31:44 UTC No. 770017
>>770015
he just loves orange hair I guess
>Teacup
>Mandy
>Sabrina
Anonymous at Mon, 15 Jan 2024 23:03:57 UTC No. 770019
since bongo is a character in the no-brainer Universe should he get his own page?
> Barbra sees the orb now she pestors Danny into getting dr Cates and him to Resurrect her like he did in that timeline
> bobby thinks it's a nice what if but after he sees it his mind does constantly drifts back thinking about what he saw
> tilly drinks after seeing that
> the catgirls thinks that they are boring in that timeline but they are jealous that their mother loves them and that timeline
Anonymous at Mon, 15 Jan 2024 23:08:56 UTC No. 770020
>>770019
I'd say since this is a specific version of Bongo it should be made clear that it's exclusive to that universe.
Anonymous at Mon, 15 Jan 2024 23:18:31 UTC No. 770022
>>770019
>since bongo is a character in the no-brainer Universe should he get his own page?
maybe, but I think he needs more time to gel with the thread before that. What's he like as a father/friend/around others(in this specific timeline ofcourse)
🗑️ Anonymous at Mon, 15 Jan 2024 23:41:05 UTC No. 770023
>>770022
I also would like to point out that smudge/birthmark on his face beneath his nose, from what I remember from the two images that exist of him are supposed to match his mood, like a mood ring, but on his face.
Look don't ask me why I had that be a thing, go back like a year to ask me if you have a time machine.
Anonymous at Mon, 15 Jan 2024 23:44:25 UTC No. 770024
>>770022
I also would like to point out that smudge/birthmark on his face beneath his nose, from what I remember from the two images that exist of him are supposed to match his mood, like a mood ring, but on his face.
Look don't ask me why I had that be a thing, go back like a year to ask me if you have a time machine.
Also very nice Bongo!
Anonymous at Mon, 15 Jan 2024 23:55:16 UTC No. 770026
>>770024
i thought it was a flower that sprays you with water
Anonymous at Mon, 15 Jan 2024 23:56:55 UTC No. 770027
>>770026
That's funnier, we'll go with that.
Anonymous at Tue, 16 Jan 2024 00:52:46 UTC No. 770034
>>770033
The 600th post and the 200th image along with triple dubs this image is a certified banger
Anonymous at Tue, 16 Jan 2024 01:37:43 UTC No. 770037
>>770028
in this timeline Yashu pursues Felicia and her sisters to join the maid Cafe seeing they could be their star attraction but Felicia absolutely refuses to wear a maid uniform and Salina is not into that stuff but Tabby and leslie have joined part time. also Wendy joined part timein this timeline since she no longer a maid because she has to be ready to go whenever dr Cates needs them and she misses being one.
Anonymous at Tue, 16 Jan 2024 03:32:26 UTC No. 770050
When Danny showed Rosalind the orb this opened up new world of her shipping art Les isn’t too happy to see that timeline that she took part of it’s creation especially the depressing parts of it.
Anonymous at Tue, 16 Jan 2024 05:06:48 UTC No. 770058
No Brainer Maria well actually future nb Maria she’s the screen in the back she put her mind in a machine so she pilot all her Maria at once yeah she likes to disassembling, and reassemble all her old enemies that she turned into robots
I’m still not sure what’s to color robo TT
Anonymous at Tue, 16 Jan 2024 05:08:47 UTC No. 770060
>>770058
she likes to call herself the new mother of humanity all her robots refers to her as Mom
Anonymous at Tue, 16 Jan 2024 05:23:56 UTC No. 770062
I was checking the wiki and it claims Rosalind don't know les is her aunts yet last thread I was told they knew so which is it?
Anonymous at Tue, 16 Jan 2024 05:52:38 UTC No. 770066
>>770062
probably someone trying to input lore before any was created.
Eosalind is aware that Les is her aunt
Anonymous at Tue, 16 Jan 2024 06:09:40 UTC No. 770067
>>770058
> after Maria viewed the orb she was far more fascinated with its ability to look into other realities then the fact that she was evil and turned the human race into robots in one of them she then begin working on something
Anonymous at Tue, 16 Jan 2024 06:11:00 UTC No. 770068
Jerry, Nancy and vera's entries was added to the no brain Nolan wiki will do more tomorrow
Anonymous at Tue, 16 Jan 2024 06:24:21 UTC No. 770069
>>770037
Wendy is not a good flirt and kind of nervous as a maid at the café which gives her a a pretty sizable Niche audience with some of the customers
Anonymous at Tue, 16 Jan 2024 06:31:23 UTC No. 770070
>>770062
Lore isn't very consistent and half of it is literally just each person's individual interpretation of what vague stuff has been established about these characters. Pretty sure I remember someone mentioning how Rosalind didn't know who that strange wet girl who sometimes watches her is, so I assume that's where that interpretation on the wiki came from.
Anonymous at Tue, 16 Jan 2024 06:31:55 UTC No. 770071
>>769963
Curtis doesn't do this one but mayor Kiddy Institute an annual brawl every New Year's Eve to air out out grievances caused through the year it's actually pretty popular and works most of the time
Anonymous at Tue, 16 Jan 2024 06:38:24 UTC No. 770074
>>770062
>>770066
>>770070
going forward we should just say she knows from what I remember she was pitched as she died then showed back up the next day and no one knew she died so it would make sense that Rosalind and her family are aware Les is her aunt and she a undead of some type you know she probably just told them that and after years are not growing they would have figured it out
Anonymous at Tue, 16 Jan 2024 07:02:19 UTC No. 770079
>>770074
I guess it depends on how "normalised" you want the supernatural aspects to be. If everyone just has a ghost they hang out with then it diminishes the effect of characters like Mineral or Danny who are specifically weird because of how often they encounter these things that a lot of people don't even know exists.
Anonymous at Tue, 16 Jan 2024 07:22:39 UTC No. 770082
>>770079
I was under the impression that most people in town are aware of the supernatural aspects of the town that's what makes the Donnelly's unique because they don't see that and mineral is kind of being indirectly gaslighted by them. Danny specifically sees ghosts and battles with the supernatural that causes harm. Which kind of makes les unique because most people don't see her as being Supernatural despite the fact that she is I think this requires further discussion
Anonymous at Tue, 16 Jan 2024 12:10:45 UTC No. 770092
here are my two cents:
>majority don't know Asimov is a robot
>majority don't know T.T. is a time traveler
>pretty much everyone knows about Atticus
>Nightmare Guy is regular enough that most people know about him
>all the kids know Blenny is a demon, but the adults don't
>all the kids know Ula/Vera are vamps, but the adults don't
>majority don't know about Les, but have rising suspicions since she makes no effort to hide herself
Anonymous at Tue, 16 Jan 2024 13:12:36 UTC No. 770096
>>770092
I guess I'll get some you missed
> almost everyone knows that Danny sees ghosts and less Adults knows he combat the supernatural most kids do
> almost everyone knows about Wendy strength
> almost no one knows about Uisas being an alien
> almost no one knows about Lon being a Eldridge being but they are aware of his knowledge of the Supernatural and he's really old he was old when they were kids
> almost no knows about minor guy and Dr toades being frog men
> almost everyone knows about Bobland being a bear
> I think only the kids know that Cindy is half bear since she hid it for a time most adults dont.
>only Trisha knows about Doug Dogman being a dog
> almost no one knows about lizzy being a changeling
> almost no one knows about the lunaris twins being a alien
>almost everyone doesn't know about vera's disguises even if you do there's one she got you don't know
> most adults dont know dr cates is a mad scientist but the kids do
> the catgirls most adults just think they are just autistic (like Hui-Feng) kids adopted by Dr cates most kid knows they are the ninjas terrorizing the town
>Most people know about teeny steeve
> most people dont know Robert and Nancy are half alien
>If you met River then you'd know she a ufo but most people haven't met her since she keeping a low profile
> most people don't know max is a meta entity
Anonymous at Tue, 16 Jan 2024 13:17:11 UTC No. 770097
>>770096
> almost no one knows the cheatu is hunted I mean there's a small rumor going around the internet (thanks Nancy)
> almost everyone knows there's a rumor of a magic water well that answers all questions.
Anonymous at Tue, 16 Jan 2024 13:42:25 UTC No. 770099
in the no-brainer Universe mineral knows fully about the supernatural. since it kinda more rampant in this timeline since the power vacuum with the vamps not vamping causing Monsters of all kinds to try to take their place and a lot of them just don't care about subtlety. also mayor Kiddy is not taking any steps to hide it like chuck would sometimes even battling it openly if it's posing harm to people isn't helping cover up the supernatural. she's trying to expose her family to it so they stop thinking she's crazy but they don't see shit
also with all that Myrtle somehow did not snap if anything I think she kind of calmed after realizing it's not just her life that has so little control it's most people in this town it's kind of comforting in a way but not so much for her sister Heather she is not in control she does not like this "why is everyone okay with this Myrtle why are you so calm?:
Also I think North park gets a a wave of tourist but a lot of people don't know it'a real it kinda like Point Pleasant West Virginia with the Mothman
Anonymous at Tue, 16 Jan 2024 15:18:52 UTC No. 770107
>>770106
YOU GOIN' TO earth
YOU GOIN' TO earth
YOU GOIN' TO earth
YOU GOIN' TO earth
YOU GOIN' TO earth
YOU GOIN' TO earth
Anonymous at Tue, 16 Jan 2024 15:25:17 UTC No. 770109
>>770107
glad you caught the reference
Anonymous at Tue, 16 Jan 2024 16:14:49 UTC No. 770116
>>770037
>>770069
I guess in this timeline yashu kinda won not in a physical fight, but he got everything he wanted from her the respect for bringing wild Wendy under his control and the maid he wanted ( though she’s not as good as river). I imagine show this to yashu is a bargaining chick between him and Wendy This is all the more reason. Wendy is all too glad to keep the knowledge of the orb back up from Danny.
Anonymous at Tue, 16 Jan 2024 16:15:06 UTC No. 770117
Had this idea sitting around in my head and expanded a little on Sabrina for the No-Brainer thing, because she doesn't have Cringe Kid to be the mega cringe for her, she discovers fansites of her favorite show and becomes a scene kid, donning fake vampire fangs and types with lots of :3 XD xD o.o o.o;; o_o; T_T t_t T_T;; XDDDDDDDDDDD !!1!1!!!11!1! XP :P :< :D :O :o <_<;; >_>;; >_<;; ^_^ ^-^ >-> *GLOMPS*, she's obsessed with vampires and the paranormal in a "safe" way
Oh and she's obsessed with "Snappy" the mascot of some show, Snappy loves Meatloaf.
Anonymous at Tue, 16 Jan 2024 16:18:37 UTC No. 770119
>>770106
ha the real mister smiles is in heaven
Anonymous at Tue, 16 Jan 2024 16:23:05 UTC No. 770120
>>770117
I kinda already did the no brainer Sabrina >>769987 but I'll concede it if enough anons prefer yours
Anonymous at Tue, 16 Jan 2024 16:26:27 UTC No. 770121
>>770116
I imagine danny showing this to yashu is a bargaining chip between him and Wendy This is all the more reason Wendy is all too glad to keep the knowledge of the orb being fixed from Danny.
Anonymous at Tue, 16 Jan 2024 16:29:55 UTC No. 770122
>>770120
disregard the last post this is her character Arc in this new universe she first starts off as a goth then evoles to >>770117 Flynn Still Remains the cringe kid she ends up co leading the vamp kids with Ingrid the last remaining member of the North Park vampire Society after all of them started focusing on running the bar
Anonymous at Tue, 16 Jan 2024 16:31:40 UTC No. 770123
>>770122
the (fake) vamp kids
Anonymous at Tue, 16 Jan 2024 16:37:29 UTC No. 770124
>>770116
also his rival Zach is in Juve so I think the waterfall sharks run the school ya know outside of Uisas
Anonymous at Tue, 16 Jan 2024 16:59:37 UTC No. 770125
>>770106
I know this isn't your intention but in Christianity, demons are fallen angels so this AU comic could still imply Glenny is a demon in the context of the bible. I found this a little funny
Anonymous at Tue, 16 Jan 2024 17:06:36 UTC No. 770126
in the no-brainer timeline since businesses booming in the town it's Entertainment sector has expanded and they got a theater and Sebastian gets the follow his dream at least on the stage he pretty popular that's all for him also Janice wrote a play it did well.
Anonymous at Tue, 16 Jan 2024 17:18:47 UTC No. 770127
I'm noticing a lot of good outcomes in this no-brainer timeline. My misery intakes are low, someone should fix that.
Anonymous at Tue, 16 Jan 2024 17:36:29 UTC No. 770128
>>770127
character In complete misery so far
> Hui-Feng and presumably Daki
> miss Chariot
> present Maria
> Heather
>fylnn
> bongo
> Zach
> chuck kinda
> I'd imagine Vera isn't too happy all her business is going under and she forced to work under someone
> slappy maybe
> Asimov 2
this is a lot considering we didn't make that many nbn characters
Anonymous at Tue, 16 Jan 2024 17:42:42 UTC No. 770129
>>770128
oh and Mr Smiles being in the woods slowly getting driven mad by the spooky stuff their
Anonymous at Tue, 16 Jan 2024 18:18:30 UTC No. 770134
>>770128
>also the lunaris twins ( real selfs not their disguises) are being hunted by the government
> Sabrina at first
I'd imagine Melville would be slightly more miserable than he already is since Sebastian now spends time in the theater and Bobby Jr isn't his lacky
this isn't Canon yet but I had an idea where Natasha was on of the agents killed by the vamps or Jerry so maxim is a struggling single dad (pretty much becomes our Bobby Norman place)
Anonymous at Tue, 16 Jan 2024 18:51:36 UTC No. 770135
>>770128
Leslie's not having a good time either, Cates will deny it, but the cat girls are actually spaded in this timeline.
Anonymous at Tue, 16 Jan 2024 18:54:28 UTC No. 770136
>>770127
>>770128
Bongo is in a constant state of fear now because of all this Slappy ghost business, and his daughter is distant.
Sure Slappy's fake BeetleJuice but Drew outright ignores and despises him because he's annoying on every level to her, to him, he's just had a small nap but all these things have changed.
Drew/Charlie is part clown, part Lovecraft, she doesn't really fit in
I'm just saying dude, don't even look in their basement, you might not lick what you see, and it isn't Nightmare Guy.
Stan no longer sells weed, he never got isekai'd into the future, he went to [UNDISCLOSED WAR] and sells guns out of the back of his van for a living, he is Stan The Gun Man.
Anonymous at Tue, 16 Jan 2024 19:02:02 UTC No. 770137
>>770135
that happened in both timelines nbn dr Cates was just Canon dr Cates till that fateful mission Nancy messed up in our timeline. though she is working on a reversal
Anonymous at Tue, 16 Jan 2024 19:04:29 UTC No. 770138
>>770137
*nbn dr Cates is working on it
Anonymous at Tue, 16 Jan 2024 19:24:08 UTC No. 770142
>>770138
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XdA
Anonymous at Tue, 16 Jan 2024 20:20:55 UTC No. 770151
>>770128
>>770134
>>770129
>>770135
Rayne eating good in this timeline she unironically pretty happy here
Anonymous at Tue, 16 Jan 2024 22:19:43 UTC No. 770157
What I know for sure Since the increase monster presence I doubt NBN Heather would travel outside much. she becomes a shut in while Ashley and Leslie visit her their patience is starting to wane of her always being afraid of every little bump and sound thing .
What I'm not too sure about doing one time she would travel outside and bump into Rhobhert which would be the thing that would have killed her but he felt kind of bad and brought her back but she isnt entirely human anymore and you can kind of tell I think she has some psychic connection with him now. but again I'm not too sure about this part is it a bit too much?
Anonymous at Tue, 16 Jan 2024 22:38:02 UTC No. 770158
>>770157
Did I say Heather I meant Dorothy I get their names confused for some reason
Anonymous at Tue, 16 Jan 2024 22:42:16 UTC No. 770161
>>770158
Does this also grant Dorothy some powers
Anonymous at Wed, 17 Jan 2024 01:43:20 UTC No. 770193
>>770134
Ula was the one that did Natasha in and after seeing maxim like this she feels really guilty about it. Maxim doesn’t know what happened to her just that she died on a mission. Ula wants to tell him to give him closure but the last remaining brain cells from her old life is screaming at her to not tell him so she doesn’t.
>Maxim: I get it you don’t want it to get out that anyone with a sob story gets free drinks. Don’t worry I’ll keep my lips sealed we all gotta feed ourselves right?
> Ula….. yeah.
Anonymous at Wed, 17 Jan 2024 01:45:29 UTC No. 770194
>>770193
Also, the bars called dusk till dawn Vera likes really obvious names because she knows the townsfolk won’t get it.
Anonymous at Wed, 17 Jan 2024 01:46:14 UTC No. 770195
>>770167
I thought that joke about the Chinese Godfather would go really well.
Anonymous at Wed, 17 Jan 2024 01:48:33 UTC No. 770196
>>770193
Also Lon doesn’t get a alt color because he is literally the same guy in every timeline
I fucked up she says it’s in the house when it should be on the house but I think she would make that mistake so I’m keeping it
Anonymous at Wed, 17 Jan 2024 01:49:23 UTC No. 770197
>>770196
We found the constant.
Anonymous at Wed, 17 Jan 2024 01:50:28 UTC No. 770198
>>770164
I wonder what Dorothy AU design would be?
Anonymous at Wed, 17 Jan 2024 01:53:23 UTC No. 770199
>>770164
Delly sees this and then the next time she see Dorothy she's alive again she knows something up and she doesn't trust Dorothy hates Rhobhert
Anonymous at Wed, 17 Jan 2024 01:55:00 UTC No. 770200
>>770198
I don't know I drew this one no idea maybe someone will come along to do this
>>770199
* and hates Rhobhert
Anonymous at Wed, 17 Jan 2024 02:13:56 UTC No. 770204
>>770193
> Danny shows maxim and Natasha the orb but conveniently leaves out who killed her Natasha decided to make a game plan for maxim so he won't have to work or fall into alcoholism
Anonymous at Wed, 17 Jan 2024 04:53:01 UTC No. 770226
it took a bit (and goth phase), but Sabrina got over Bobby jr and found a new passion in the paranormal and vampires.
The town kind of figured out the vamp kids were actual vampires but once it was explained that they can’t feed without consent or in selfdefense they are considered not a threat. the town don’t knows whether to classify them as children ( except for Ula she just short) or adults so they’re in a weird gray area. Vera still attend school while the rest stopped to run the bar.
Ingrid who was oblivious to them being real vampires got a lot of clout for hanging around real vampire and surviving though her parents, fear retaliation from the vampires so they force her to wear a cross and carry holy water personally blessed by father Goodfellow despite the vampires being friendly towards her.
Ingrid and Sabrina became besties, and lead the new North Park vampire, and paranormal society
>>770117
the hoodie making the hair look like bloody teeth was a nice touch chefs kiss on that design decision.
Anonymous at Wed, 17 Jan 2024 04:58:48 UTC No. 770228
>>770226
the town didn't find out somebody in the government leaked after being pretty pissed that their comrades died to them that their higher ups are letting them go with no real penalties because they're an asset to them
Anonymous at Wed, 17 Jan 2024 12:17:31 UTC No. 770250
>Slappy is following bongo Bongo he's trying to ignore him
> all of a sudden Slappy decides to tell Bongo the accident wasn't his fault before disappearing before Bongo looks at him
>bongo looks around looks relieved and says it's finally over
>meanwhile around the corner Danny is with Slappy both chuckling but Danny tells him okay I was wrong that's still funny after five times but you got to stop doing this man.
Anonymous at Wed, 17 Jan 2024 12:32:27 UTC No. 770251
>>770226
> after Sabrina viewed the orb she now holds a grudged against a very confused Mandy also she decided to meet Ingrid in this timeline and they still pretty much hit it off they're friends in the main timeline now.
> after Ingrid viewed the orb she thinks this timeline is if her friends were actual vampires and not if Nolan didn't get the lobotomy she kinda wish it was this timeline so her friends could turn her and she could be special
>>770164
> Danny has decided not to show the orb Dorothy who really wants to see what happened to her in this universe
Anonymous at Wed, 17 Jan 2024 12:57:08 UTC No. 770252
>>770226
"It was a happy little accident."
but glad you like it, I didn't mean to step on any toes, felt like since Drew was "goth" it'd feel too similar, plus I've neglected Sabrina and haven't given her much of a personality.
Anonymous at Wed, 17 Jan 2024 12:58:29 UTC No. 770253
>>770252
are you saying boobs aren't a personality?
Anonymous at Wed, 17 Jan 2024 13:02:12 UTC No. 770255
>>770253
Boobs are more of an accessory! Like a purse or a nice little hat.. So maybe it can be a personality.
>>770254
>Blenny wiped with a knife again
Anonymous at Wed, 17 Jan 2024 13:04:49 UTC No. 770256
>>770252
No I was happy to work with you it made a good character Arc for Sabrina going into despair then finding her own thing
Anonymous at Wed, 17 Jan 2024 13:11:44 UTC No. 770257
>>770256
True, now we get Goth Sadbrina, and Scenbrina it's like a Chinpokomon evolving, it's nice to see a character arc and find their true power and SHE'LL GET QUADRUPLE THE ARTWORK SABRINA IN THE BILLIONS., BOOBILLIONS.
Anonymous at Wed, 17 Jan 2024 14:10:27 UTC No. 770261
>>770251
Dorothy: come on danny why won't you show me?.... oh my did something happen to me?
danny: no no no no I mean you came back
Dorothy oh my God did I die?
Anonymous at Wed, 17 Jan 2024 15:15:59 UTC No. 770264
Imagine about two or three season in bongo finally breaks down to Nolan. Nolan would just tell him to go to Danny or Ester to confirm whether it’s a ghost or mental thing. After finding out slappy is a ghost and Charlie could see him the whole time he asks her why didn’t she say anything . She just says I was ignoring him. And then starts there. What the fuck happened bongo and slappy arc followed by the back in clown arc.
Anonymous at Wed, 17 Jan 2024 15:35:18 UTC No. 770265
>>770264
this is the universe with character progression and no status quo but the sliding timeline is still around.
Doctor toades and minor character in this universe were exposed as frog people when the Frog people tried to take the surface of specifically only North Park because of the power vacuum. minor character joined his adopted people to stop the froggy Invaders and doctor Todeas very publicly backed the wrong horse
dr todeas is now living with his backwards people. but he did pull a Game of Thrones now he's in charge. Dr toades hopes to get some peace with the humans so that he continue his pursuit of science but it seems very unlikely that will happen.
Minor character still lives with humanity and gets to keep his bus he is seen as a hero but some people don't like that he's a frog man *cough* Heather *cough*
Also dr todeas turned gooupa into a gender fluid slime dragon to help the invading forces it's still in the Mystical forset kind of rampaging if you look closely it's seems like it's trying to hurt itself Tenny Steeve hasn't been the same after that
Anonymous at Wed, 17 Jan 2024 16:52:54 UTC No. 770268
>>770265
Teeny Stevie used to love yonking Hui-feng’s milk and she’ll chase him around the bar causing a big mess that Bram would have to clean up and everyone would laugh but now after what happened to gouupa he’s lucky to even get this far. Lon and Miner character tries to cheer him up but nothing seems to work, and Slappy tries to tell him jokes to make him laugh but Steeve can’t really see or hear him
I believe we reached sufficient enough misery in the nbn timeline for now
Anonymous at Wed, 17 Jan 2024 17:06:33 UTC No. 770269
Sorry for the Lore dumping this really captured my imagination it feels like when I first got here a few months ago. I feel like I can write damn near 7 seasons of serialized show just of this.
Anonymous at Wed, 17 Jan 2024 18:31:28 UTC No. 770271
I imagine Trisha and Tim Burr are basically the same maybe Tim is a little more protective seeing how this town is getting a little more dangerous
Anonymous at Wed, 17 Jan 2024 18:35:20 UTC No. 770272
>>770271
Trisha and Jerry are thing once she sees how better he i(also some Max meddling)
they're going to have beautiful Aryan babies
Anonymous at Wed, 17 Jan 2024 18:39:57 UTC No. 770274
>>770272
Is that you Max anon? missed you man what you think of the new universe we got now and let Danny surpass Max in that art work?
Anonymous at Wed, 17 Jan 2024 18:54:13 UTC No. 770275
>>770274
I don't fuck with multiverse of madness, it's a bit off-brand y'know
>but what about that time you opened the wormhole in lunch period?
Can we not talk about that right now?!
>pssh, you freak
yeah, keep talking. There's an infinity stone with your name on it.
All this talk of the universal constant reminds me of this
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GJj
Imagine Max getting ahold of the all seeing orb and now the entire town of North park goes to him as the time guru to have their fortunes read, but it's them from different universes
I'd be a god, well not to step on your toes Mr. G
very good dannyfag, very good indeed
https://youtu.be/XoL55Dqo79A?si=YTS
Anonymous at Wed, 17 Jan 2024 19:19:06 UTC No. 770278
>>769935
Leslie: Mr I, didn’t tell me you’re a freaking cat person
Dr cates: do you wanna be rid of that pesky little allergy or not, brat? Once I cure you you’re gonna owe me big-time
This is a start to a beautifully weird friendship between these two. there are some unfounded rumors of Dr cates spading Leslie, but nothing has been proven
>>770275
>Dannyfag
guess what guys? I’m moving up in the world.
Anonymous at Wed, 17 Jan 2024 19:23:13 UTC No. 770279
>>770278
love how zonked out Leslie looks here
this pic is giving me Rick and Morty vibes
Anonymous at Wed, 17 Jan 2024 19:31:21 UTC No. 770281
I did Rhobhert, Dr Catherine Cates and Danny and Wendy entries in the no brainer Nolan wiki page if anyone wants to make changes
Anonymous at Wed, 17 Jan 2024 20:19:39 UTC No. 770288
>>770260
>Runny Mascara Sabrina
SO MANY lewd OPPORTUNITIES
I giggled.
>>770269
I think this idea injected some life, so now when we falter and stagger, we'll just hop realities/timelines, what are some you look forward to?
For me it's:
Nourthe of Parke (Medieval)
North Parque (Canadian)
Northstock (1960s)
And finally
Nasty Nasty North (Western)
Anonymous at Wed, 17 Jan 2024 20:22:02 UTC No. 770289
>>770288
I'm down for establishing our own multiverse, my autism reserves will last me till the end of the summer
Anonymous at Wed, 17 Jan 2024 20:24:00 UTC No. 770290
>>770288
Don't forget the many role/personality/moral swap timelines!
Anonymous at Wed, 17 Jan 2024 20:26:44 UTC No. 770291
>>770289
It's gonna be real funny to me if we're the only two to really go balls-deep into this idea because when new people show up and see some weird ass Multiverse things happening while people are focusing on the main timeline, we'll be like the weird kids at school playing some weird game nobody's ever heard of.
I embrace it.
>>770290
Ah yes, I for one await the Evil Clownsimov Gangster Police timeline!
Or perhaps the very risque Ghetto timeline.
Anonymous at Wed, 17 Jan 2024 20:43:35 UTC No. 770298
Mr. smiles, screaming into a mirror “I’m not goddamn crazy I’m not goddamn crazy
Mirror mr. smiles, hopped out of the mirror, grab some by the shoulder and says your goddamn crazy.
After Mr smiles defeat and ousting by nolan he’s been driven to the mystical woods, and found a musty old cabin where he now resides while he plot his revenge on Nolan. the cabin, and the creatures in the mystical words are slowly driving him crazy. is basically just evil dead 2 up there
Anonymous at Wed, 17 Jan 2024 20:48:37 UTC No. 770301
>>770288
North bit the 16 bit universe
cyberpark the cyberpunk universe
In Northtropolis the actual not pretend superhero universe
Anonymous at Wed, 17 Jan 2024 21:13:53 UTC No. 770308
>>770288
>>770301
Somehow one of us is going to make it big and everyone's going to know that they started off as a artist for an au of a unofficial spin off the South Park
Anonymous at Wed, 17 Jan 2024 21:14:40 UTC No. 770309
>>770301
What about The Hills Up North? (Slasher Film) that'll be a fun one.
>>770308
That'll be pretty cool, though, you guys.
Anonymous at Wed, 17 Jan 2024 21:50:17 UTC No. 770311
Weedo9000 isn't in the nbn universe mayor Kiddy suplexed Randy Marsh because he thought weed was still illegal (don't worry he was corrected and apologize afterwards) that pretty much killed the festival before it even started . so Wilbert Wheado is just a normal guy barely even noticed by most (like Weedo9000)
Anonymous at Wed, 17 Jan 2024 21:52:45 UTC No. 770312
>>770311
I imagine despite not being Weedo9000 he's still a fucking cunt turning into a Weed Man cyborg orb thing didn't make him a cunt he was just always like that
Anonymous at Wed, 17 Jan 2024 22:19:45 UTC No. 770314
Okay, Max is the constant.
R-Right? Wait no, it's Lon, we figured this out, I'll shut up and go back into the basement, sorry.
Anonymous at Wed, 17 Jan 2024 22:21:28 UTC No. 770316
>>770314
actually, Mazie is the constant
Anonymous at Wed, 17 Jan 2024 22:24:18 UTC No. 770317
>>770316
You know who else is the constant? My mom.
Anonymous at Wed, 17 Jan 2024 22:30:44 UTC No. 770320
>>770318
>this motherfucker had coitus with Candy Cornelia and lived to tell the tale
Anonymous at Wed, 17 Jan 2024 22:41:21 UTC No. 770321
>>770320
GIWTWM
>>770319
>Actually drew his full body in the replay
Impressivo.
Anonymous at Wed, 17 Jan 2024 23:20:17 UTC No. 770326
Chuck principal Kitty and Leslie has been added to the no brainer au page edit them if you see anything that need adding
Anonymous at Wed, 17 Jan 2024 23:25:44 UTC No. 770327
>>770326
>principal Kitty
Can someone just fucking shoot that cat woman already? She's a menace
Anonymous at Wed, 17 Jan 2024 23:29:11 UTC No. 770329
>>770327
I like to think one time Dr cate and principal kiddy went on a date before he married solely because she thought that was his name needless to say it didn't go well
Anonymous at Thu, 18 Jan 2024 00:29:02 UTC No. 770334
>New guy :hey what’s with that laughing asshole hes been going on for a few minutes now?
> other inmate: oh that’s just Zach he must’ve gotten a new letter today.
> NG: “must be a funny letter”
> OI: no probably just some updates from his hometown North park not too far from here.
> NG: “Zach from North Park? I think I heard of that guy before wasn’t his dad the mayor, and then some jackass beat them up now he’s the mayor?
>OI: yeah that’s the one.
>NG I heard after his dad wasn’t the mayor anymore a toddler, rated on him, exposed all his crimes that was covered up for years and then some maid who had a big crush on him beat him real bad.
> OI: “eh a maid that’s a new one I heard it was some mute girl who pounded him into the dirt we all heard different things no one knows for sure what did him in but he says he got big plans when he gets out but that’s not for a long time”
Anonymous at Thu, 18 Jan 2024 00:38:39 UTC No. 770335
>>770334
We need a prison episode
Someone put Trent Boyent and/or Josh Myers as a lil cameo
Anonymous at Thu, 18 Jan 2024 00:42:17 UTC No. 770336
>>770335
>Prison Episode
>"You're gonna be my bitch, sweetmeat."
Has to be a line.
Anonymous at Thu, 18 Jan 2024 00:43:14 UTC No. 770337
>>770334
I think all that can be agreed upon is that a toddler's blog was the one that ratted on him but there are other variations such as a Canadian catgirl, a half bear girl, a maid Cafe owner, and a ninja girl who thought he was her brother
Anonymous at Thu, 18 Jan 2024 00:47:01 UTC No. 770338
>>770335
funny you mention that because I was just working on a picture but I couldn't finish (just couldn't get it right) of no brainer Universe chaz fondling cat girl Barbara's ass and I was thinking what if there's like a whole Arc where he is sent to juvie because of that and has to work with Zach for a season and it pretty much just ends the same way as Cartman silly hate crime where they break out with chaz is released and Zach is taken back
Anonymous at Thu, 18 Jan 2024 01:05:12 UTC No. 770339
>>770298
I imagine the primary antagonistic Force against him is a phantom of "the real Mr smiles" but it's clear that that's not the real Mr smiles it's either some sort of demon or some Eldridge being taking his form to mess with him
Anonymous at Thu, 18 Jan 2024 01:06:27 UTC No. 770341
>>770338
>Chaz working with Jerry's arch rival
Who needs enemies with friends like these
Anonymous at Thu, 18 Jan 2024 01:10:54 UTC No. 770342
>>770341
I imagine both of them are in the lowest possible position in juvie they kind of need each other to survive he doesn't do it immediately but he gets desperate enough to do it
Anonymous at Thu, 18 Jan 2024 01:39:05 UTC No. 770346
>>770342
>>770341
have zach turn on his good old manipulative charm on by attacking his friendship with Jerry by claiming he ditching him for the paranormal investigation group he joined and chaz only folds after Jerry missed their appointed visitation time because he was doing paranormal investigating things ( mind you it wasn't Jerry fault)
Anonymous at Thu, 18 Jan 2024 02:07:49 UTC No. 770347
>night time at the penitentiary
>Zach has Chaz put on a mop wig and tapes his mouth shut so he's mute
>Chaz smuggles all sorts of shit for Zach under the threat of more abuse
>the next day Chaz has dyed his hair white as he's fully subservient to Zach
>Mandy visits, but nopes out when she notices the lipstick
>prison BF Chaz arc
Anonymous at Thu, 18 Jan 2024 02:49:27 UTC No. 770354
Chaz after finding out, they take sexual assault seriously in this timeline I imagine Max also ends up in there maybe throw in cripple fucker along with Zach you got a season long prison arc
Anonymous at Thu, 18 Jan 2024 02:52:04 UTC No. 770355
>>770354
damit I made It looks too much like a smile
Anonymous at Thu, 18 Jan 2024 03:20:49 UTC No. 770356
>>770164
Rhobhert anon any ideas on what the end result would rhobhert bringing her back and her subsequently giving her a psychic connection to him would be like I'm kind of stuck on this
Anonymous at Thu, 18 Jan 2024 04:00:22 UTC No. 770359
>>770356
Dorothy soul does not get effected considering that souls are outside the realm of technology, space and time. She might be able to see things beyond the human senses like the future or past maybe, but she would need to learn to comprehend it. pretty much she would learn to see and feel new perspective and emotions that a normal human would not. also I will let you decide what her abilities are
Anonymous at Thu, 18 Jan 2024 04:04:11 UTC No. 770360
zach, Bongo, Slappy, and Charlie's no brainer Nolan Entries please add what you think needs to be added
Anonymous at Thu, 18 Jan 2024 04:18:18 UTC No. 770361
>>770359
she has low teir telepathic ability she can lift 50 lb at most and can communicate with Rhobhert brain or whatever he got ( though I doubt he often communicates back with her) and she can can see the future and past but not that far into either also he kinda fixed her heart.
After coming back she's somewhat a space cadet because she has these new senses and she's a little weirder and more daring than usual I guess she somehow got some of Rhobhert memories in her she seemingly starting to wear similar colors to him as well.
Anonymous at Thu, 18 Jan 2024 04:30:29 UTC No. 770362
>>770361
There's a question of how much experience does she have of Rhobhert and does she have more Rhobert experience in her than Dorothy experience in that brain of hers I'd imagine she's having quite a bit of a bully Maguire Arc going on
Delly doesn't trust her one bit she saw her die and then when she got people for help she was back alive has no problem going outside isn't afraid of most things anymore she's different but No One Believes her.
Anonymous at Thu, 18 Jan 2024 04:31:47 UTC No. 770363
>>770361
Even if he is cut away from his family due to different timeline. Robert still manage to get a ginger for a sister
Anonymous at Thu, 18 Jan 2024 05:11:37 UTC No. 770366
>>770301
>>770309
>>770288
Prison Park it's entirely set in a weird mixture of lovecraftian and sci-fi coed prison cast members no matter if they're adults or children boy or girl are either prisoners or guards/staff
Anonymous at Thu, 18 Jan 2024 13:35:12 UTC No. 770392
>>770369
Ah yes, North Zootopia.
Anonymous at Thu, 18 Jan 2024 13:38:10 UTC No. 770393
>>770362
>>770361
>>770359
She’s always staring off into nowhere with a confused look on her face Ashley and Leslie we’re worried at first, but after they found out about a freaky, alien powers and the fact that Leslie is actually a catgirl they accepted her just the same as the old one after losing her heart problems. She was kicked out of the cripple army though, but she didn’t really mind that though.
Anonymous at Thu, 18 Jan 2024 14:57:41 UTC No. 770395
>>770369
Amber is still human in this AU
Anonymous at Thu, 18 Jan 2024 16:14:05 UTC No. 770402
>>770401
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AQX
Anonymous at Thu, 18 Jan 2024 20:05:23 UTC No. 770418
>>770417
the sir krus thing happened in this universe too after Charlie briefly gave up miming after feeling no one got her art but this time Nancy Vera and Jerry also took the essence of clown and clown adjacent things
Anonymous at Thu, 18 Jan 2024 20:38:41 UTC No. 770423
>>770417
Now since they have mime essence grafted on their souls (that sometimes leaks out when they're sleeping) Charlie is going to tech them how to mime right not that bullshit they were pulling
Anonymous at Thu, 18 Jan 2024 21:09:24 UTC No. 770424
>>770394
when Wilbert is being a fucking cunt
Anonymous at Thu, 18 Jan 2024 22:05:39 UTC No. 770427
In No-Brainer Beansy is pretty much Chris-Chan, will elaborate with a picture soon.
Anonymous at Thu, 18 Jan 2024 22:16:14 UTC No. 770428
>>770423
The apocalypse is now mime related instead of bot related.
Anonymous at Thu, 18 Jan 2024 22:25:25 UTC No. 770429
>>770428
You won't hear it coming
Anonymous at Thu, 18 Jan 2024 22:33:29 UTC No. 770430
>>770428
there’s multiple time travelers existing here at once because unlike our normal timeline were it seems to connect to one possible future that our time travelers trying to prevent this universe connects to multiple potential futures that their time travelers are trying to prevent a time traveler war in the making
Anonymous at Thu, 18 Jan 2024 22:45:25 UTC No. 770431
Asimov 2 goes to Dr cates for help she puts him in a waiting room with like 12 other time travelers all from different futures
Anonymous at Thu, 18 Jan 2024 23:42:46 UTC No. 770434
>>770433
She is playing her favorite game Fallout 2, she is Roleplaying as a merchant and jipping the world.
Anonymous at Fri, 19 Jan 2024 00:52:36 UTC No. 770442
Since Bongo is alive and still presumably married to Carrie she should be treated like Maris from Frasier she never appears and they always talk about her
Anonymous at Fri, 19 Jan 2024 01:02:19 UTC No. 770443
Drewanon, refresh me on Carrie's lore
Anonymous at Fri, 19 Jan 2024 01:02:20 UTC No. 770444
>>770442
Maris DID appear in an episode, actually, and appeared off-screen a few times in a crate for Niles to give her some food/a drink through a straw, but yes, I think she should it's a hell of a lot better than what I had planned for her.
Anonymous at Fri, 19 Jan 2024 01:08:14 UTC No. 770445
Does anyone know how old Wilbert Wheado is?
Anonymous at Fri, 19 Jan 2024 01:10:45 UTC No. 770446
>>770443
I'm looking for something, give me a while.
Anonymous at Fri, 19 Jan 2024 01:11:57 UTC No. 770447
>>770444
Now I'm curious tell me what you wanted to do maybe we could do both if it's feasible
Anonymous at Fri, 19 Jan 2024 01:17:27 UTC No. 770449
>>770447
Well, I had two ideas, she'd have a human disguise, but something would be off about her, the way she walked? The way she talked? Who knows!
The other was is that she'd be in the Honker Basement, locked away from the world, a throbbing beast in the basement, a gentle giant, perhaps? Only her doting husband knows.
She cannot subside on normal or clown cuisine.
Anonymous at Fri, 19 Jan 2024 02:03:34 UTC No. 770455
>>770445
If he’s an adult he tries to get hui-Feng to buy him some weed if he’s a teen I imagine he’s a slight scum bug who would date younger teens since we don’t have those the 6th graders but he believes their at least 13.
Anonymous at Fri, 19 Jan 2024 02:11:42 UTC No. 770457
>>770443
Found the old reel I made in the 60s, so excuse my shitty accent, this should cover everything about Carrie.
https://files.catbox.moe/d8kmlc.mp3
Anonymous at Fri, 19 Jan 2024 02:17:25 UTC No. 770458
>>770445
Young adult at the oldest
Flirts with the 6th graders from time to time like a creep
Anonymous at Fri, 19 Jan 2024 02:24:38 UTC No. 770459
>>770457
"Carrie Carey"
I could listen to that for hours
Blolololololololo
Anonymous at Fri, 19 Jan 2024 03:12:21 UTC No. 770467
>>770457
oh shit she form the void Lon form the void (funny that was just a random thing I came up) with maybe they know each other
>Lon makes regular trips to Bongo's to give him something she could eat he tells him not to look at it and don't worry about what it is or how we got it.
Anonymous at Fri, 19 Jan 2024 03:25:37 UTC No. 770470
>>770461
Lon, Danny, and Wendy is neutral good
Carrie Thompson ( danny and wendy mother no relations to (Carrie Carrie) is chaotic good she scams folks but she always tries to help the person out if she sees she actually caused any problems
the vampires are chaotic neutral I don't consider them eating people to be evil since it's how they survive since normal food doesn't provide them any nutrients with the exception of Vera ( main timeline) who is neutral evil because she likes scamming folks
And the cat girls are chaotic neutral their action depends on who are they working for at the moment
Moore fickle is chaotic neutral
and Alty is lawful good
Anonymous at Fri, 19 Jan 2024 03:49:34 UTC No. 770472
No brainer neil and Wilbert Wheado has been added to the wiki page add what you thinks needs to he added.
Anonymous at Fri, 19 Jan 2024 03:50:46 UTC No. 770473
>>770470
also dr Doug Dogman is neutral good
Anonymous at Fri, 19 Jan 2024 03:58:12 UTC No. 770474
>>770455
>>770458
He is the moleman of nbn North park the punching bag always seems to die ( it's never shown but heavily applied so there's always plausible deniability
that he died because I'm thinking when I write this it's going to be more serialized) but comes back perfectly fine the next time
Anonymous at Fri, 19 Jan 2024 04:42:02 UTC No. 770478
Whenever Vera needs to be reminded of her place Ula shape shifts to be much bigger than her and carries her around all day sometimes for multiple days. at some point they get comfortable like this.
Anonymous at Fri, 19 Jan 2024 04:44:51 UTC No. 770479
>>770475
OK who is this guy?
Anonymous at Fri, 19 Jan 2024 04:49:57 UTC No. 770481
>>770440
she set up a invisible wall in front of her so if anyone tries to get at her they get smacked into a wall.
Anonymous at Fri, 19 Jan 2024 05:10:12 UTC No. 770483
>>770479
Same person as Ko-Rida, but time/space shenanigans
Anonymous at Fri, 19 Jan 2024 05:16:53 UTC No. 770484
>>770483
meant ko-rider he doesn't have a Wiki he isn't all the character lineup who is that guy? is he even Canon?
Anonymous at Fri, 19 Jan 2024 05:21:13 UTC No. 770485
>>770484
I made him one day, he just exists, he's meant to be a mystery, us, the audience, know who's under the mask, but only a few in North Park have seen under it. And they don't blab about him, because he has threatened death upon them if they say anything.
Anonymous at Fri, 19 Jan 2024 16:41:31 UTC No. 770523
>>770431
>>770430
instead of fighting they form a group to try to prevent all their bad timelines from happening. they make some mistakes and they fix those mistakes and decide that just letting people time travel willy-nilly is insane so they decide to stay together and prevent people form fucking up like they did. so they form the time patrol this universes time cops except they're not dicks (well maybe some of them personality wise)
Anonymous at Fri, 19 Jan 2024 16:56:22 UTC No. 770524
>>770523
we've hit Rick and Morty levels
Anonymous at Fri, 19 Jan 2024 18:34:06 UTC No. 770531
>>770524
we were already there (somehow that still stings )
Anonymous at Fri, 19 Jan 2024 18:49:53 UTC No. 770535
>>770524
I'm not sure if this is a positive or negative but I'm sure we can avoid it's pitfalls
Anonymous at Fri, 19 Jan 2024 20:59:52 UTC No. 770549
>>770524
You reminded me of something I been wanting to draw for a while.
I don't give a shit how ridiculous we get, I'm having fun, BITCH.
Anonymous at Fri, 19 Jan 2024 21:54:18 UTC No. 770551
>>770523
they go on dumb ass time travel adventures like trying to stop Alec Baldwin from going back to undo him shooting that girl but they find out he came back to kill her twice.
episode where Mayor Kiddy decides that Chuck need to toughen up so he can keep up with his training so he Elmer Gency and Chuck are air lifted into the middle of the forest and half to walk back with nothing but the clothes on their backs they don't even get to bringtheir phones which is a big fucking mistake and a comedy of errors happens as they make their way home. meanwhile Curtis and Dew takes over for the mayor for the couple days while they're gone.
Anonymous at Fri, 19 Jan 2024 22:06:38 UTC No. 770552
>>770551
Henry Kissinger tries to commit time war crimes against the future to continue his work or some insane shit like that
Anonymous at Sat, 20 Jan 2024 02:05:45 UTC No. 770573
>>770572
AYO SHE SMOKIN' DAT BIG G4NGJ4
Anonymous at Sat, 20 Jan 2024 03:56:30 UTC No. 770582
we should probably add photos to the no brain Nolan wiki
Anonymous at Sat, 20 Jan 2024 04:18:40 UTC No. 770586
>>770552
He becomes a recurring villain for the time Patrol every time he comes back it just gets more ridiculous until he becomes a full-blown a Kang the Conqueror parody Kissinger the Conqueror and the Council of Kissinger's trying to commit war crimes during all points of time
Anonymous at Sat, 20 Jan 2024 04:23:24 UTC No. 770587
>>770582
The wiki anon will probably do it after the thread archives.
Anyone wants to add anything to any unadded characters on the no brain no one page before I start writing for the night?
Anonymous at Sat, 20 Jan 2024 05:09:11 UTC No. 770597
>>770596
Robo fucker should be in the about the same teir must have slipped past me
Anonymous at Sat, 20 Jan 2024 12:41:27 UTC No. 770611
>>770597
also Janice should move up to good time
Anonymous at Sat, 20 Jan 2024 12:53:30 UTC No. 770613
what the fuck is going on? i don't understand what you guys are doing anymore
Anonymous at Sat, 20 Jan 2024 12:57:16 UTC No. 770615
>>770613
It's an alternate universe, don't worry I lost track too.
Anonymous at Sat, 20 Jan 2024 13:02:18 UTC No. 770616
>>770613
>>770615
Alternate universe got to hand a little bit but don't worry about it it's pretty fun.
Anonymous at Sat, 20 Jan 2024 13:04:59 UTC No. 770617
>>770616
*out of hand
Anonymous at Sat, 20 Jan 2024 13:23:02 UTC No. 770618
>>770582
>>770587
So should all pics related to the AU just go in the gallery for that page, or should they go in their individual character's pages, or both?
Anonymous at Sat, 20 Jan 2024 13:53:17 UTC No. 770619
>>770618
both makes sense
Anonymous at Sat, 20 Jan 2024 14:30:28 UTC No. 770621
>>770618
Well, this might be a bit much, but I think if possible each character established in NBN should have a section clearly stating this is about their NBN self.
Which I will do for my characters soon enough when I stop being a lazy harlequin.
Anonymous at Sat, 20 Jan 2024 16:47:13 UTC No. 770631
>>770572
we need one of those gangster version of popular cartoon characters that was on shirts in the 2000s edit of this and the rest of Lydia's gang
Anonymous at Sat, 20 Jan 2024 19:11:22 UTC No. 770636
nightmare episode where the town seems to be experiencing a pandemic of nightmares so we can see what scares our characters
Slappy dreams he's basically what bongo s living (minus the ghost) in the nbn timeline ( this takes place in the main timeline)
> max is of Trisha and Jerry marrying black people
> Wendy dreams she loses her strength and progressively losing to weeker and weeker people eventually getting her ass kicked by Dorothy
> cripple fucker and rolf dreams that all the crippled are heald and are able-bodied
Anonymous at Sat, 20 Jan 2024 21:06:52 UTC No. 770641
it's a who done it murder mystery episode for Nancy's birthday. the murder of Jerry Voland
Anonymous at Sat, 20 Jan 2024 23:07:14 UTC No. 770644
>>770641
>Nancy's birthday
is that also Robert's birthday too since they are twins
Anonymous at Sat, 20 Jan 2024 23:27:15 UTC No. 770647
>>770644
it her turn to pick the birthday theme
Anonymous at Sun, 21 Jan 2024 00:28:12 UTC No. 770654
>>770647
Probably something boring like journalistic integrity.
Anonymous at Sun, 21 Jan 2024 00:48:00 UTC No. 770656
>>770654
murder mystery
Anonymous at Sun, 21 Jan 2024 01:00:32 UTC No. 770659
>>770641
who would have a motive to kill Jerry, all he's ever done is mock his peers, complain about how awful everyone is and laughed in various other's faces when bad fates befall them.
Anonymous at Sun, 21 Jan 2024 02:14:59 UTC No. 770670
*Rolls up Weedo in a blunt* :)
~~~ ^
Anonymous at Sun, 21 Jan 2024 13:49:09 UTC No. 770740
https://twitter.com/Lake_SP_/status
who in North Park?
Anonymous at Sun, 21 Jan 2024 14:03:38 UTC No. 770741
>>770740
Penny.
Anonymous at Sun, 21 Jan 2024 14:45:42 UTC No. 770744
>>770740
the catgirls to fuck with people
Vera and Moore unironically thinks cooking is something like that
Anonymous at Sun, 21 Jan 2024 15:10:50 UTC No. 770745
>>770744
I read that as “the catgirls try to fuck people”
Anonymous at Sun, 21 Jan 2024 15:12:08 UTC No. 770746
>>770745
Don't worry they're spayed dr Cates don't wont her failures to breed
Anonymous at Sun, 21 Jan 2024 15:12:50 UTC No. 770747
>>770746
Time for hot unwrapped spinster poundings.
Ah yes.
Anonymous at Sun, 21 Jan 2024 15:25:13 UTC No. 770748
so what did we all learn in this thread?
Anonymous at Sun, 21 Jan 2024 15:28:44 UTC No. 770749
>>770748
never give drewanon a time machine
never give dannyanon a multiversal touch tool
Anonymous at Sun, 21 Jan 2024 15:29:09 UTC No. 770750
>>770748
The butterfly effect is a bitch
Always spay and neuter your pets
Anonymous at Sun, 21 Jan 2024 15:54:45 UTC No. 770751
>>770749
If you give me any untapped lore that is in my domain of this universe you going to see me run wild why do you think I stick to my character so much it's like ken penders with Knuckles
Anonymous at Sun, 21 Jan 2024 19:11:36 UTC No. 770758
>>770751
just remember a creator of a character's canon will always trump outer-canon
Anonymous at Sun, 21 Jan 2024 19:36:17 UTC No. 770762
>>770758
and that what's neat about the au it it's own thing baby
Anonymous at Sun, 21 Jan 2024 20:01:58 UTC No. 770764
>>770758
You think Ramon's creator might come back again one day
Anonymous at Sun, 21 Jan 2024 20:03:05 UTC No. 770766
>>770764
he could, he could not
Anonymous at Sun, 21 Jan 2024 20:38:38 UTC No. 770772
>>770764
what's the story about that
Anonymous at Sun, 21 Jan 2024 20:45:12 UTC No. 770774
>>770772
same as most, showed up during the /co/ threads
we had fun together
eventually left sometime around when we migrated to /i/
I like thinking about what past anons would feel if they stumbled upon us again and see what we did with their contributions
Anonymous at Mon, 22 Jan 2024 01:19:31 UTC No. 770807
>>770806
I had planned to make the next OP with one of the pics related to the AU since that's been the focus on this thread but if people would prefer this one I can do it instead.
Anonymous at Mon, 22 Jan 2024 01:25:55 UTC No. 770809
>>770807
it's fine, choose whatever pic you like
I wanna be surprised
Anonymous at Mon, 22 Jan 2024 01:26:08 UTC No. 770810
>>770807
no I don't prefer it
Anonymous at Mon, 22 Jan 2024 01:30:38 UTC No. 770811
>>770810
not to say I don't like the image
Anonymous at Mon, 22 Jan 2024 02:01:24 UTC No. 770815
Anonymous at Mon, 22 Jan 2024 02:02:37 UTC No. 770816
>>770814
It should be random God damn it I've been waiting for a couple threads and if anyone can just ask then what's the point
Anonymous at Mon, 22 Jan 2024 02:23:15 UTC No. 770818
>>770816
I have a specific method for choosing images that I think work best as thread OPs. It's mostly choosing something that isn't too visually complex so people can understand it from the catalog, but not being too autistic or weird that it'd attract shitposters who want to shit up the thread with cringe.
Anonymous at Mon, 22 Jan 2024 03:20:32 UTC No. 770823
>>770815
Vera overheard Les and Rosalind talking about her art piece shipping Vera and Trisha and Les called it cute Vera need Trisha’s help to sink their ship.
Anonymous at Mon, 22 Jan 2024 03:26:34 UTC No. 770825
>>770819
Dorothy Pomni is a dangerous creation
Anonymous at Mon, 22 Jan 2024 18:42:07 UTC No. 770864
How long do you think it's going take for the thread to archive last time was like a week
Anonymous at Mon, 22 Jan 2024 18:44:04 UTC No. 770865
>>770864
probably a week, but if you want it done quicker, bump the other threads below us so we reach the end faster
Anonymous at Mon, 22 Jan 2024 19:06:36 UTC No. 770866
>>768880
Dorothy is in 8th place at 129
Ashley is tied for 11th place with Cindy though one of her pictures she was mistaken for Alty
Anonymous at Mon, 22 Jan 2024 20:07:41 UTC No. 770869
>>770868
For me, it's the Metaverse.
Anonymous at Tue, 23 Jan 2024 00:56:52 UTC No. 770894
Hansel and his ex wife lisa celebrating the announcement of new season
Should they just still be called the same names?
>>770868
Metaverse of madness. i’m just imagining this whole thing is shot like the office.
Anonymous at Tue, 23 Jan 2024 01:39:55 UTC No. 770897
>>770894
>Should they just still be called the same names?
they have real names, but because the audience only knows them from the show, they are always referred to by their actor names.
it's gotten really bad to the point some actors begin getting into character off set
Anonymous at Tue, 23 Jan 2024 01:41:49 UTC No. 770898
>>770895
look at those eyes, those are the eyes of an alcoholic
Anonymous at Tue, 23 Jan 2024 01:58:02 UTC No. 770899
Bob Callahan as Stan the Weed Man
Charlie Day as Drew Carey
Pearl Rivers as Sabrina Opal
Alfonso 'Jeb' da Yonkers as Slappy Honker
Bonnie Zii as Beansy
I really feel like I have more characters but this is it, I really need to stop focusing so hard on the Honker clan, for like two seconds, goddamn, I guess once you go clown, you never frown.
Anonymous at Tue, 23 Jan 2024 02:22:32 UTC No. 770901
>>770894
they get drunk often and have wild divorced sex despite both having remarried
Anonymous at Tue, 23 Jan 2024 02:30:24 UTC No. 770902
The Shady producers who no one really knows (they're practically anonymous) has secretly been given them hormones to keep the child proportioned for how everlong this shows been going on
Anonymous at Tue, 23 Jan 2024 02:47:39 UTC No. 770905
>>770902
Or most of them are just midgets.
Anonymous at Tue, 23 Jan 2024 02:48:06 UTC No. 770906
>>770905
Midgets is hotter.
Anonymous at Tue, 23 Jan 2024 03:02:24 UTC No. 770908
Anonymous at Tue, 23 Jan 2024 05:06:39 UTC No. 770915
>>770913
>Asimov is just an animatronic in the AU
Anonymous at Tue, 23 Jan 2024 06:13:31 UTC No. 770923
Episode where they're worried about the writers and actor strike shutting down production most of the cast are basically living check to check so this will devastate most of them. so the cast are trying to pull scams to get the studio to sign the New Deal with the Union before the strike only to find out that the production is so shadyly ran that none of them are actually even part of the Union the studio just have been taking a cut from their checks and saying they're part of a union.
Anonymous at Tue, 23 Jan 2024 07:04:38 UTC No. 770928
I'm just imagining the studio head is just someone like phil from Harvey Birdman attorney at law
I'd imagine it a mockumentary following the cast and crew of the team behind North Park the somewhere between somewhat kind of mildly popular and upscure sketchy unofficial spin-off of South Park. no real main character we just follow 2 to 3 different members each episode usually their plot start off separately then over the course of the episodes on how pay each off in some ironic fashion
if this was a show the elevator pitch would be the office meets Harvey Birdman attorney at law and a bit of curb your enthusiasm thrown in to spice things up
Anonymous at Tue, 23 Jan 2024 09:24:24 UTC No. 770933
>>770913
OI! The month ain't over yet, I knew you couldn't keep it in your pants.
Anonymous at Tue, 23 Jan 2024 09:27:11 UTC No. 770934
>>770933
Technically that's not Danny
Anonymous at Tue, 23 Jan 2024 15:06:40 UTC No. 770954
300 images this thread is within our grasps Brothers we can reach it we just have to push
Anonymous at Tue, 23 Jan 2024 15:20:43 UTC No. 770956
max is just an actor who went crazy believing he really is his character and no one not even his cast mates or the studio knows who he really is
Anonymous at Tue, 23 Jan 2024 19:43:57 UTC No. 770966
>>770933
>>770934
I mean I do have to draw him on the 28th for his birthday
Anonymous at Tue, 23 Jan 2024 20:43:53 UTC No. 770976
>>770973
Neil you dick
Anonymous at Tue, 23 Jan 2024 21:39:06 UTC No. 770985
>>770978
Though she prefer more dramatic and serious roles (she is a classically trained actress after all) they're just isn't that much demand for short albino women so she ain't complaining about this gig
Anonymous at Tue, 23 Jan 2024 22:29:53 UTC No. 770990
>>770986
Honoka Stronkest MILF in North Park
Anonymous at Tue, 23 Jan 2024 22:30:30 UTC No. 770991
>>770989
>Mesh Pajamas
Slut.
Anonymous at Tue, 23 Jan 2024 23:12:27 UTC No. 770995
>>770994
Reminds me of that one Moral Orel promo with Orel pretending to be the actor for Orel and he has a mustache saying it's the only way hookers will bone him.
Anonymous at Wed, 24 Jan 2024 00:08:13 UTC No. 771000
>>770999
I could fix my spelling mistake, but I don’t wanna waste an image slot.
Anonymous at Wed, 24 Jan 2024 00:33:28 UTC No. 771005
>>771001
would
Anonymous at Wed, 24 Jan 2024 01:21:35 UTC No. 771011
>>771001
you just took this scenario and ran with it never change Leslie anon
Anonymous at Wed, 24 Jan 2024 01:32:47 UTC No. 771012
>>771011
Thanks!
Also, this counts as a bad future for Leslie, she wants to get into acting but is afraid for turning into that, and she's more fit for the director's chair.
Anonymous at Wed, 24 Jan 2024 03:16:50 UTC No. 771029
>>771025
in this au they have hot lesbian sex
Anonymous at Wed, 24 Jan 2024 03:32:00 UTC No. 771031
>>770915
>Gets electrocuted and is brought to life
Anonymous at Wed, 24 Jan 2024 03:48:43 UTC No. 771032
Trisha's the only normal one she's a child actor that gets replaced every season or two though she is constantly being emotionally unloaded on by her adult coworkers
Anonymous at Wed, 24 Jan 2024 04:37:58 UTC No. 771033
Lon the head writer possibly The creator of the show also an actor playing the character Lon. He seems to have handpicked everyone he says it’s his based on his experiences which is seemingly impossible, considering how weird and out there the show well maybe he meant it metaphorically.
Anonymous at Wed, 24 Jan 2024 04:45:09 UTC No. 771034
>>771033
10 more images push brothers push
Anonymous at Wed, 24 Jan 2024 05:26:17 UTC No. 771037
>>771008
Yashu (or Daniel Honda) is a Minnesota born 42 year old actor who got his first and only speaking role like around 20 years ago as Yashu yang he's widower and a single father of 2 middle school aged daughters he drives an Uber on the side to make ends meet lucky no one notices him outside the studio.
Anonymous at Wed, 24 Jan 2024 08:28:36 UTC No. 771050
>>771049
What has she got planned
Anonymous at Wed, 24 Jan 2024 08:29:08 UTC No. 771051
>>771032
>"Season one" Trisha, already washed up at 24 years, praying she can get her job back
>"Season five" Trisha still trying to sue for damages cause of that awful 2-parter special
Anonymous at Wed, 24 Jan 2024 09:29:41 UTC No. 771057
>>771046
Well that and her almost comically lethal sex drive
Anonymous at Wed, 24 Jan 2024 09:40:09 UTC No. 771059
>>771057
>Honoka can fuck most men and women to literal death.
>Only Li's insance stamina and sturdy hips are keeping her from Death by Snusnuing most of the cast.
Anonymous at Wed, 24 Jan 2024 09:41:10 UTC No. 771060
>>771059
>insance
fuck, meant insane
Anonymous at Wed, 24 Jan 2024 13:21:52 UTC No. 771065
the actor who plays Brett has had several mental breakdowns over constantly being called turtle fucker in public
Anonymous at Wed, 24 Jan 2024 16:26:33 UTC No. 771070
Anyone knows that feel when you say you'll draw something this week, but have then completely run out of ideas what to draw?
Give me ideas plox.
Anonymous at Wed, 24 Jan 2024 16:40:11 UTC No. 771071
>>771070
Nudes of the Milfs on North Park
Anonymous at Wed, 24 Jan 2024 16:41:13 UTC No. 771072
>>771070
Cates /ss/ing Danny
Anonymous at Wed, 24 Jan 2024 16:41:35 UTC No. 771073
>>771051
the fourth Trisha ( Season 6 and 7) wrote an expose book on her time as Trisha shiting on most her cast mates Dew's actress got it the worst even though she encouraged her to write it and wrote the forward.
the 2nd Trisha ( season 3 and 4) was a pair of identical twins they got land before time Duckyed soon after leaving the show some says their souls haunt the set and you can see them in some episodes
Anonymous at Wed, 24 Jan 2024 16:42:14 UTC No. 771074
>>771070
Les and Vera finally kissing
Anonymous at Wed, 24 Jan 2024 16:44:32 UTC No. 771075
Anonymous at Wed, 24 Jan 2024 16:48:26 UTC No. 771076
>>771063
Bobland was distraught after finding his uncle beaten to death presumably by some hulking monster with Danity human child sized hands
Anonymous at Wed, 24 Jan 2024 18:52:46 UTC No. 771082
>>771070
Your favorite character being sold weed by three kids in a trench coat of your choice.
Anonymous at Wed, 24 Jan 2024 19:00:13 UTC No. 771083
>>771051
season 1 Trisha had a promising career after leaving but she had an awkward teen transition and most people didn't want to cast her and most people forget about her by the time she became hot she's now a barista at a coffee shop and leaves tons of voice messages on Lon's office phone.
dr Cates and most of the vamps actors and actresses were inters that Lon told were characters now despite being on the cast and appears regular everyone on set still treats them as interns.
Anonymous at Wed, 24 Jan 2024 19:02:38 UTC No. 771084
>>771082
a follow up to that but Stan and Vera (on top of Joseph in the trench coat)are cornering the three for taking their thing
Anonymous at Wed, 24 Jan 2024 19:10:45 UTC No. 771085
we just have 4 more to go I'm at work and want be home till tonight we need a drawfag before the thread archives.
captcha Drgay
Anonymous at Wed, 24 Jan 2024 22:00:51 UTC No. 771097
episode in the metaverse where Hansel's actor get canceled for pulling a Christian bail freak out on set that goes viral after getting leaked
Anonymous at Thu, 25 Jan 2024 00:46:24 UTC No. 771128
>>770913
this is the table reading for the episode where Mr Smiles was gonna kill Leslie over fluffles
Anonymous at Thu, 25 Jan 2024 00:53:22 UTC No. 771129
>>771097
episode where Hansel's and Gretel's actors are called out for their insensitive portrayal of the homeless so they are challenged to live a week as homeless people in LA eventually the entire cast somehow get roped into it
Anonymous at Thu, 25 Jan 2024 02:41:27 UTC No. 771137
So who wants to do the honors and draw the last picture?
Anonymous at Thu, 25 Jan 2024 02:49:51 UTC No. 771139
we made it to 300 good job boy's
Anonymous at Thu, 25 Jan 2024 02:56:10 UTC No. 771140
>>771139
now...LETS GET TO FUCKING !,000 POSTS BABYYYYYYYYYYYYY
or don't, I'm so tired, I'm going to bed
goodnight /npg/
Anonymous at Thu, 25 Jan 2024 03:00:27 UTC No. 771141
>>771133
AWOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOGER.
Anonymous at Thu, 25 Jan 2024 03:31:40 UTC No. 771147
>>771140
This thread'll be dead as soon as someone makes a new thread.
Anonymous at Thu, 25 Jan 2024 03:33:06 UTC No. 771148
>>771135
her name is April Mays she was a 19 year old intern during the first season when she was casted as Wendy Thompson. She wanted to work in Hollywood but never expected to be an actress because of her short stature she married a writer for a bit then divorced she has a 12 year old son who is already taller than her and is dating the actress for Dr cates
Anonymous at Thu, 25 Jan 2024 03:35:31 UTC No. 771149
>>771147
I would make a new thread but I honestly don't know what to make a thread about
Anonymous at Thu, 25 Jan 2024 03:36:49 UTC No. 771150
>>771133
Goddamn Barbra, you trying to haunt your sister's vagina?
Anonymous at Thu, 25 Jan 2024 03:39:35 UTC No. 771151
>>771148
She's mostly referred to as intern number one around the set
>>771150
it looks like She's murdering it it appears she's giving her sister a boo job thank you I'll show myself out
Anonymous at Thu, 25 Jan 2024 04:20:29 UTC No. 771154
>Episode where Danny has been pranking the fucker Society every single year for April fools
>one year he showed Momo summoning Circle but it summoned something that zapped her sex drive for a month and it was during monster mating season too
> another year he made Xeno think he had got in contacted by aliens and he made him do all sorts of embarrassing things
> another year he made Robin think he had been taken to a robotic Utopian future where he would be a sex Slave for robot women but in actuality he was blindfolded and tied up in the gymnasium screaming all sorts of weird demented things in front of the entire School
> And for Brett he told him That he was the biggest joke of all and there's nothing he could have done to top that. so he thought he was gonna be left alone but he didn't realize Danny gave his notebook full of sappy love notes to Turtles to Nancy to read it at the morning announcements
> this time they decided to get him back but there's a guy here to help them who has a big bone to pick with Danny since all their plans sucks and none of them seem to work they accept his help.
> they set up an elaborate Rube Goldberg machine trap that will humiliate whoever falls into it which is going to be Danny all they have to do is wait
> but it turns out that the guy helping them was Danny in disguise and he pushes them all down the trap they get humiliated and then laughs but as he's walking away he slips and falls into the Trap himself
> at the end he's way more embarrassed than any of them were and has to run home
Anonymous at Thu, 25 Jan 2024 05:26:53 UTC No. 771159
well so this is what it's like making it to the image limit so empty so cold. Anyways good ol dannyanon is stacking up some art so I can post some in the new thread.
Anonymous at Thu, 25 Jan 2024 06:10:18 UTC No. 771162
Everything's coming up Melville!!
Anonymous at Thu, 25 Jan 2024 10:17:53 UTC No. 771177
If someone made a new north park thread it\d knock this one off of the board.