Anonymous at Wed, 8 May 2024 06:38:02 UTC No. 781771

Orange monster made of slime slithers in.
He's not that strong or fast, but slashes go right through his body.

Anonymous at Wed, 8 May 2024 10:34:01 UTC No. 781775

>>781771
The primordial soup drinker
He can drink anything

Anonymous at Wed, 8 May 2024 16:26:29 UTC No. 781786

>>781771
>>781775
DOUBLE TROUBLE (Definitely not because I forgot to post):

>Don't forget some salt to taste!

Anonymous at Wed, 8 May 2024 23:24:52 UTC No. 781815

>>781775
According to some Atlus videogames, birds are weak to piercing attacks.

Anonymous at Thu, 9 May 2024 00:03:27 UTC No. 781819

>>781786
>>781815
A cat on lunch break eats both these rodent shits up

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Anonymous at Thu, 9 May 2024 00:18:18 UTC No. 781822

>>781815
Genuely great design, I love it

Anonymous at Thu, 9 May 2024 00:41:14 UTC No. 781824

Middle Manager Cat says lunch was over 5 minutes ago, whelp. Get back to work!

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Anonymous at Thu, 9 May 2024 01:01:21 UTC No. 781826

>>781824
We're all been there

Anonymous at Thu, 9 May 2024 03:09:53 UTC No. 781833

>>781824
You think you have authority?
I never had a job in my life.

Anonymous at Thu, 9 May 2024 13:50:49 UTC No. 781862

>>781833
the emotional damage done by a regular girl showing disgust towards him

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Anonymous at Thu, 9 May 2024 14:51:52 UTC No. 781870

>>781862
his catgirl waifu pops in and saves him from further embarassment by obliterating the girl

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Anonymous at Thu, 9 May 2024 15:11:13 UTC No. 781871

>>781870
morally questionable vet slams in and puts her down

Anonymous at Thu, 9 May 2024 16:36:45 UTC No. 781879

>>781871
A libertarian politician has set spending cuts on the healthcare system thus putting down animals has been outsourced to the private sector.

Anonymous at Thu, 9 May 2024 17:26:31 UTC No. 781884

>>781879
Nothing outside the state.
Get rolled.

Anonymous at Thu, 9 May 2024 18:21:39 UTC No. 781890

>>781884
Based

Anonymous at Fri, 10 May 2024 04:13:10 UTC No. 781940

>>781884
Fat seal comes flopping in from out of nowhere, immediately flattening Hitler and breaking his machine.

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Anonymous at Fri, 10 May 2024 11:44:11 UTC No. 781957

>>781940
nice save

Anonymous at Sat, 11 May 2024 01:51:08 UTC No. 782020

>>781940
the seamen have shown up
they are about to make a killing

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Anonymous at Sat, 11 May 2024 12:06:24 UTC No. 782062

>>782020
You stole that from Leviathan

Anonymous at Sat, 11 May 2024 16:01:33 UTC No. 782096

>>782062
delicious food fo' the chinese 帝国

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Anonymous at Sat, 11 May 2024 21:38:48 UTC No. 782126

>>782096
Alas, The Eternal Anglo comes for them all.

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Anonymous at Sun, 12 May 2024 02:26:10 UTC No. 782144

>>782126
The gnomes have completely overrun england while the englishman was away from home. Shouldn't have left ports open.

Anonymous at Tue, 28 May 2024 18:15:42 UTC No. 784118

>>782144
Mr. Mosquito just dengue'd your whole gnome population

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Anonymous at Thu, 13 Jun 2024 02:49:52 UTC No. 785683

>>784118
a cure that doubles as a weapon against your kind

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Anonymous at Thu, 13 Jun 2024 04:18:20 UTC No. 785695

>>785683
VAIDS gives hiv and myocarditis to everyone who takes your vax.

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Anonymous at Thu, 13 Jun 2024 04:35:11 UTC No. 785700

>>785695
humanity dies and takes your viruses with it, then re-evolves this time from rats

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Anonymous at Thu, 13 Jun 2024 08:16:21 UTC No. 785720

But Wait, Whats this?!?!
A Vagina Alien from the far reaches of outer space claims earth as her own, Compressing all Rat-men into one singularity, which of course fits cutely inside of the Vagina Alien's box.

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Anonymous at Thu, 13 Jun 2024 08:22:28 UTC No. 785721

>>785720
>>>785700
>(The Vagina alien apologies for not respecting the tradition of replying to the previous person)

Anonymous at Thu, 13 Jun 2024 13:33:39 UTC No. 785749

>>785720
The hole stitcher.

Anonymous at Sun, 23 Jun 2024 15:13:51 UTC No. 786855

>>785749
blowtorch man takes away your penetrative power!

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Anonymous at Sun, 23 Jun 2024 18:22:44 UTC No. 786866

>>786855
Bag Of Water Man comes right on time to save the day

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Anonymous at Wed, 26 Jun 2024 02:13:06 UTC No. 787137

>>786866
but then pot woman teams up with blow torch man to send bag of water man to the sky

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Anonymous at Fri, 28 Jun 2024 05:07:53 UTC No. 787426

>>787137
BUT ALAS, the mighty Cloud man joins the fight with his new reborn acquaintance, EVAPOR-MAN !

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Anonymous at Fri, 28 Jun 2024 22:53:53 UTC No. 787483

>>787426
but yotsuba was smoking a nice one and swallowed this fag

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Anonymous at Sat, 29 Jun 2024 00:26:38 UTC No. 787485

I wanna smoke but I'm quitting

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Anonymous at Sat, 29 Jun 2024 11:29:52 UTC No. 787509

>>787485
You can quit tomorrow, or the day after. It will be fine

Anonymous at Sun, 30 Jun 2024 19:21:07 UTC No. 787577

>>787509
i dont smoke but i want to suck her nipples

Anonymous at Wed, 17 Jul 2024 15:26:26 UTC No. 789001

>>787509
Iron Lung Man can sniff all the smoke effortlessly

Anonymous at Tue, 23 Jul 2024 05:17:37 UTC No. 789526

>>789001
dismembered hand that likes to unplug things would like to say different

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🗑️ Anonymous at Tue, 23 Jul 2024 12:53:58 UTC No. 789558

>>789526
Rock paper scissors wizard beats the hand, bringing great shame and making it commit seppuku

Anonymous at Tue, 23 Jul 2024 13:23:34 UTC No. 789560

>>789526
Rock paper scissors wizard beats the hand, bringing great shame and making it commit seppuku

Anonymous at Tue, 23 Jul 2024 16:09:08 UTC No. 789574

>>789560
hands are great, but here's the kicker

Anonymous at Fri, 26 Jul 2024 05:01:23 UTC No. 789831

Kicker better watch his step

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Anonymous at Sat, 27 Jul 2024 02:06:38 UTC No. 789873

>>789831
The lego consoomer has come to save the day, but who will defeat it?!

Anonymous at Sat, 27 Jul 2024 14:11:34 UTC No. 789912

>>789873
Shouldn't have eaten objects off the floor. You stood no chance against E.coli-man

🗑️ Anonymous at Sat, 27 Jul 2024 14:21:54 UTC No. 789913

>>789912
sanitized

Anonymous at Sat, 27 Jul 2024 14:45:21 UTC No. 789914

>>789912
git rekt

Anonymous at Sat, 27 Jul 2024 16:11:32 UTC No. 789915

>>789914

Anonymous at Sat, 27 Jul 2024 22:35:05 UTC No. 789969

>>789914
Holy great

Anonymous at Sun, 28 Jul 2024 04:54:31 UTC No. 789985

sorry for spammy post

Anonymous at Sun, 28 Jul 2024 10:03:04 UTC No. 789990

>>789985
more spam

Anonymous at Sat, 10 Aug 2024 02:24:57 UTC No. 790917

>>789990
Beware the 1%

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Anonymous at Sat, 10 Aug 2024 08:23:49 UTC No. 790943

>>790917
A guerilla army of white blood cells led by beloved socialist leader Fidel Catsro is seizing the 1%

How will you kill someone who is immune against assassinations?

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Anonymous at Sun, 11 Aug 2024 06:31:40 UTC No. 791044

>>790943
mr time has the power to increasingly weaken him eventually killing him just by sharing a world with him

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Anonymous at Fri, 23 Aug 2024 09:41:05 UTC No. 792162

>>791044
hama

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Anonymous at Sat, 24 Aug 2024 01:48:39 UTC No. 792225

>>792162
trolled!

Anonymous at Sat, 24 Aug 2024 02:09:36 UTC No. 792229

>>792225

Anonymous at Sat, 7 Sep 2024 21:58:25 UTC No. 793408

>>792229

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Anonymous at Mon, 16 Sep 2024 16:11:38 UTC No. 794073

>>793408

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Anonymous at Wed, 2 Oct 2024 07:20:49 UTC No. 795287

>>794073
oxygen man rusts your tongue away leaving you powerless

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Anonymous at Wed, 16 Oct 2024 01:50:15 UTC No. 796128

Hmm, interesting challenge!

Anonymous at Wed, 30 Oct 2024 02:59:27 UTC No. 797140

up

Anonymous at Mon, 4 Nov 2024 16:06:05 UTC No. 797607

>>795287
no oxygen molecule can escape big african nostrils!

Anonymous at Sun, 10 Nov 2024 14:49:51 UTC No. 797999

>>797607
no match for Kaptain AmeriKKKa

Anonymous at Wed, 27 Nov 2024 19:42:20 UTC No. 799295

>>797999
THE FASH WILL BE BASH

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Anonymous at Thu, 19 Dec 2024 15:20:06 UTC No. 801310

>>797607
My ancestor