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Anonymous No. 15964295

Total Peregrine Death Edition

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Anonymous No. 15964304

>>15964295
KEK

Anonymous No. 15964308

TOTAL AMERICAN FAILURE

Anonymous No. 15964309

STOP
with the
VIBRATION
CONSPIRACY THEORIES!
IMMEDIATELY!

🗑️ Anonymous No. 15964311

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Anonymous No. 15964312

Vulcan BE-4 killed Astrobiotic

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Anonymous No. 15964314

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Anonymous No. 15964317

Total old space death

https://x.com/breadfrom/status/1744439790852833729?s=46&t=ySaWSLoZU6lwZ7u03-FcBQ

Anonymous No. 15964319

>>15964311
lil bro is upset :skull:
>>15964312
you will never launch a payload to cislunar space

Anonymous No. 15964325

>>15964317
Are they the ones who made moon lander that was too fat to function?

Anonymous No. 15964327

It's over for ULA.
It's over for Blue Origin.

Anonymous No. 15964328

>>15964317
This isn't even true. Frontier provided the engines, but Astrobotic hasn't indicated if it's a failure of the engines, tanking, valves, etc...

https://spacenews.com/frontier-aerospace-talos/

Anonymous No. 15964330

>>15964317
Could Dianetics and Blue Origin be working in cahoots? They dont want Astrobotic competing with their lunar lander so they killed it with vibrations and worked in plausible deniability jnto their plan
...

Anonymous No. 15964333

>>15964317
Remember the self proclaimed aerospace employee ranting about shoestring budget and fixed price.
Yet you outsource core components of your spacecraft like you're Boeing.
How much did they pay Dynetics 10$M? 20?
KEEEEEK

Anonymous No. 15964334

>>15964325
>>15964317
>proposal had components with negative mass

Anonymous No. 15964338

>>15964330
Topkek

Anonymous No. 15964339

>>15964328
It's over for old space.

Anonymous No. 15964347

Eventually the actual engineers will leave the thread and all we'll be left with are the unemployed SpaceX retards

Can't wait

Anonymous No. 15964350

>>15964347
All engineers left months ago

Anonymous No. 15964351

>>15964347
anti-anime fag drove them all out last year

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Anonymous No. 15964353

>tfw Shaken Payload Syndrome

Anonymous No. 15964354

Someone make a Peregrine gijinka girl with a ruptured asshole and a blue used condom in her asshole

Anonymous No. 15964357

>>15964347
Engineer in training YWNGTS fraud

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Anonymous No. 15964359

>>15964347
>>15964350
>>15964351
seething so incredibly

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Anonymous No. 15964360

>>15964351
im still here. what kind of engineering questions do you have?

Anonymous No. 15964364

>>15964360
Who are you and where do you work?

Anonymous No. 15964365

Idiots opened the wrong valve with their emergency sun pointing command

Anonymous No. 15964366

>>15964360
Samefag fraud that will use ChatGPT to answer questions so that he can try and change public opinion about his awful spam

Anonymous No. 15964368

>>15964365
>activate propulsion system
>lose sun-orientation immediately after

its clear there was some explosion or something

Anonymous No. 15964369

>>15964364
I'm Paul Wooster, SpaceX
>>15964366
Afraid to ask me a question? Strange reaction

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Anonymous No. 15964370

Engineers moved to X and/or boomer forums
The same applies to creative people, like drawfags.

Anonymous No. 15964371

>>15964347
>implying /sfg/ wasn't anything more than a cheerleading platform

Anonymous No. 15964372

>>15964359
>green frog holding beverage.png
bruh look at this dood

Anonymous No. 15964373

>>15964369
Someone find his LinkedIn

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Anonymous No. 15964374

>>15964369
Prove it.

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Anonymous No. 15964375

Anonymous No. 15964377

>nobody cared all that much about the Vulcan launch
>the payload is floundering even
Just kill ULA off already. It's clear that nobody gives a shit.

Anonymous No. 15964378

>>15964375
I love wojacks and basedjaks. can you make a cobson one? Gem!

Anonymous No. 15964380

>>15964375
gem

Anonymous No. 15964382

>>15964374
i can prove it if you ask me an engineering question

Anonymous No. 15964383

Wasn't Europa Clipper moved away from SLS to Falcon Heavy due to SLS having a too "perfect delivery" (read: shaking the shit out of the payload)?
I remember reading something about that

Anonymous No. 15964386

>>15964286
loitering without having to use propellant is probably pretty good

Anonymous No. 15964387

>>15964383
That was a complete and utter lie by the scientists who wanted to launch their payload but didn't wanna wait until after the artemis launches. Because sls cadence was low and waaa waa waaaaaaaaa

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Anonymous No. 15964388

>>15964347
>the actual engineers

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Anonymous No. 15964390

>>15964350
ok

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Anonymous No. 15964395

Imagine what will happen blowbackwise when Vulcan kills the Aretemis astronauts haha

Anonymous No. 15964396

>put dogecoin on the lander
>Anomaly hits and critical propellant loss
Like pottery it rhymes

Anonymous No. 15964399

>>15964390
>random ula mousepad i got from one of their stands at a convention is totally proof that i work at ula
fuck off

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Anonymous No. 15964401

"That's one small step for Chan. One giant leap for Chankind."

The other guys just won the social media Space race:

> More than 150 mementos are flying in the Peregrine Mission One (PM1) DHL MoonBox containg individual MoonPods. Reddit user Adam Brodin filled his MoonPod with the best replies to his post on the website about what to send to the moon. Dogecoin, a digital currency themed around a meme that first went viral on Reddit, is sending a physical coin that was underwritten by its fans.

Anonymous No. 15964402

>>15964396
you think a dogecoin punctured the tanks??

Anonymous No. 15964403

>>15964399
Do you want me to post my badge? Eat a dick

Anonymous No. 15964404

>>15964387
sure bro

Anonymous No. 15964408

>>15964317
uhhh

Anonymous No. 15964409

>>15964317
Better to crash this thing than Alpaca-chan.

Anonymous No. 15964410

>>15964325
yes

Anonymous No. 15964413

>>15964403
A simple timestamp on a mouse pad would do.

Anonymous No. 15964414

>>15964403
>doesnt actually post it in response
KEEEEEEEK KNEW HE WAS FAKE ITS SO EASY

Anonymous No. 15964415

>>15964390
Galileo or Einstein? Vulcan MD or Upgrades?

Anonymous No. 15964418

>>15964354
lmaooo

Anonymous No. 15964420

>>15964225
Ashes of the deceased count as a dead payload.

Anonymous No. 15964421

>>15964354
you could repurpose "russia strong" for this

Anonymous No. 15964422

https://twitter.com/elonmusk/status/1744352879601717592

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Anonymous No. 15964427

It seems like there's no paper at ULA.

Anonymous No. 15964429

>>15964415
Einstein, MD is upgrades.

Anonymous No. 15964430

are any of yall going to the astra awards? hosted irl show by tim dodd everyday astronaut?

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Anonymous No. 15964431

The current state of caucaso-mongoloid spaceflight
>Russian lunar probe: crashed
>Japanese lunar probe: freefallen
>Murican lunar probe: not even reaching the moon

Meanwhile India succeeded on a budget without redeeming.

Anonymous No. 15964433

>>15964413
Yeah because posting a time stamp on the mousepad I got from the tech show means something

Anonymous No. 15964435

>>15964431
its called Chandelier 3 for a reason

Anonymous No. 15964436

>>15964403
Fake ass twat

Anonymous No. 15964439

>>15964433
Then take a selfie and post it here.

Anonymous No. 15964440

>>15964429
>software
Nerd.

Anonymous No. 15964441

>>15964436
Be jealous bitch my rocket worked perfectly

Anonymous No. 15964448

>>15964433
post your anime folder

Anonymous No. 15964449

>newfags dont know about ULAnon
cringe

Anonymous No. 15964450

>>15964441
>rocket worked perfectly
>shook the payload to death

Choose one

Anonymous No. 15964451

Stop larping as ULA employees, it's cringe

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Anonymous No. 15964453

In other news, hypersonic space plane startup Venus Aerospace tested a rotating detonation engine

https://x.com/venusaerospace/status/1744447645215572099?s=46&t=ySaWSLoZU6lwZ7u03-FcBQ

Anonymous No. 15964455

Navajo codewalkers killed the lander
Ghost of the ancestors

Anonymous No. 15964457

>>15964448
I saved all the Vulcan girl pictures I could

>>15964450
Cope harder

>>15964451
Trust me if I was going to larp it'd be as someone else. You faggots hate us

Anonymous No. 15964463

>>15964457
>Cope harder
I'm not the one coping, the poor moon lander team is.

Anonymous No. 15964466

>>15964457
Do you even know the history of ULA?

Anonymous No. 15964470

>>15964457
Yeah you and that astra nigger tooootallly work at your companies and definetly arent trying to fake it as hard as possible for attention on /sfg/.
>Look you guys hate these companies I definetly work at that means Im not lying!
Youre such a transparent liar.

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Anonymous No. 15964475

>>15964295
Former Astrobotic employee here. Feeling a little wistful that my shit isn’t going to the moon but I’m not 100% surprised. It’s a pretty small company, and the only thing they’ve made that’s actually gone to space is a tiny drone on the ISS.
Fingers crossed that the theory about this being Dynetics fuckup is correct

Anonymous No. 15964476

We need TND (total namefag death)

Anonymous No. 15964477

>>15964476
Take your meds, schizo

Anonymous No. 15964479

>>15964475
>another free convention knick knack for proof
lol this shit doesnt work stop pretending to be an actual engineer fat basement dweller

Anonymous No. 15964480

>>15964470
Why do you find it so hard to believe that I work at ULA? Its a weird thing for you to be so butthurt about

Anonymous No. 15964483

>>15964480
>NOOOO STOP CALLING ME OUT FOR FAKING SHIT BECAUSE.... YOU JUST CANT OKAY!?!
You still have yet to post actual proof nigger. Lets see that badge

Anonymous No. 15964484

>>15964475
post your old role and your favorite conference room

>>15964480
just stop taking the bait man this general is full of retarded spacex kiddies

Anonymous No. 15964486

>>15964476
do you uhhh…. know what a namefag is?

Anonymous No. 15964487

Would you ride on a Vulcan?

Anonymous No. 15964488

What is wrong with this place?

Anonymous No. 15964489

I dont work for space
AMA

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Anonymous No. 15964492

It seems like in 2023 NASA can't even build a pressure vessel that doesn't fucking explode. LOL...

Anonymous No. 15964494

>>15964488
everything

Anonymous No. 15964495

>>15964486
I consider it any recognizable form of posting on an anonymous, especially if it revolves around a noun i.e. 'astranon' or just a name like 'b*rkun' or 'anon that works at ULA' so yes he is a namefag and he needs to be thrown out the airlock

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Anonymous No. 15964497

This didn't age well!

Anonymous No. 15964498

>>15964487
if they stuck a dragon capsule on it, sure. not in a starliner or dream chaser

Anonymous No. 15964500

>>15964497
Stop posting this awful wojak

Anonymous No. 15964502

>>15964475
>>15964479
>>15964484
Not gonna jeopardize my career by posting proof, believe whatever you want. Is it really hard to believe a couple of us would be lurking here? Most of the employees at new space companies are millennials, and for all it’s faults this place is a really good aggregator for breaking news

Anonymous No. 15964503

>>15964497
>RDT
kys

Anonymous No. 15964506

I missed this whole or deal. I have 2 questions:
1) What is the significance of Vulcan launching (other than it finally fucking happening).
2) What was the payload?

Anonymous No. 15964507

>>15964502
Yes it fucking is show proof or youre a lying bastard and should never bring this up again.

Anonymous No. 15964508

>>15964497
Kek
SpaceX stans BTFO by ULA Chads

Anonymous No. 15964509

>>15964311
在干嘛?

Anonymous No. 15964510

>>15964506
>What is the significance of Vulcan launching
Shows that the BE-4s work and that's about it. Prepare for BO buying up ULA in the future probably.

Anonymous No. 15964512

>>15964502
Nobody is asking you to break ITAR, lol

Anonymous No. 15964514

>>15964502
Why don't you go fuck off any play engineer somewhere else?

Anonymous No. 15964517

>>15964484
>favorite conference room
enceladus was comfy

Anonymous No. 15964519

>>15964502
no i do believe you and work at Astrobotic and am trying to find out who you are (i have a hunch, software man)

Anonymous No. 15964521

>>15964517
based enchilada respecter

Anonymous No. 15964522

>>15964347
There are probably many employed engineers but significantly fewer actually in aerospace

Anonymous No. 15964523

>>15964502
>Most of the employees at new space companies are idiots
that was already self evident based on your results, but thanks for admitting it. Whats your schedule for paying back the billions you're wasting through your incompetence?

Anonymous No. 15964524

By my count there's 2 ULA engineers and 2-3 current/ex- Astrobiotic employees.

The Astrobiotic employees are more impressive, considering there's only ~260 of you.

Anonymous No. 15964525

>>15964502
C'mon man it's just a career, it's gonna be worth the (you)s you'll get

Anonymous No. 15964527

>>15964521
>>15964517
>samefagging replies too
I can notice these messages type the exact same. Get your samefagging game up lil bro

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Anonymous No. 15964528

Can someone give me a QRD on why the last thread had so many replies?

Anonymous No. 15964529

Jessie posts her revealing pics on instagram and you're afraid?

Anonymous No. 15964532

>>15964525
Kek, tempting

Anonymous No. 15964533

>>15964528
Something happened in space.

Anonymous No. 15964534

>>15964528
Vulcan maiden launch that was literally it

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Anonymous No. 15964535

>>15964527
i want to strangle you

Anonymous No. 15964536

>>15964528
Starship got Btfo by Vulcan and all the underage posters were seething about it

Anonymous No. 15964537

>>15964536
>Starship got Btfo by Vulcan
How exactly?

Anonymous No. 15964541

>>15964537
By destroying its payload.

Anonymous No. 15964542

another prediction of mine comes to fruition, I said at the beginning of 2023 that Vulcain will not launch in 2023 and it did not.

Anonymous No. 15964544

15964537
By working

Anonymous No. 15964545

>>15964527
4chan is one person
>>15964528
Something big happened shortly after we hit bump limit so we got all the bump limit posts plus all the happening posts

Anonymous No. 15964546

>>15964541
Kek

Anonymous No. 15964548

Does someone know a site where I can bet on rocket launches?

Anonymous No. 15964549

>>15964536
you're right, starship isn't as good at shaking it's payload to death. vulcan wins.

Anonymous No. 15964550

>>15964541
Starship is far superior to Vulcan at destroying payloads, I will concede that W

Anonymous No. 15964551

>>15964535
What is inspect element? Wouldve been more believable if you phonefagged

Anonymous No. 15964553

>>15964550
you didn't read his post right, vulcan is the one that destroyed it's payload, starship hasn't held any payloads yet because spacex is responsible enough to only launch payloads when they're sure their rocket won't shake it to death, unlike ULA.

Anonymous No. 15964555

>>15964550
I read that Vulcan also destroyed its pad.

Anonymous No. 15964556

>>15964537
because glowniggers have to send hired shills to promote their mediocrities as worthwhile, otherwise everyone would be pointing out how worthless and lame the glowniggers mediocrities are

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Anonymous No. 15964559

she's so pretty
she's so popular

Anonymous No. 15964560

>>15964537
see this meme >>15964497

Anonymous No. 15964562

>>15964559
Bad design, should be wearing a skirt.

Anonymous No. 15964563

>>15964559
YWNBAW

Anonymous No. 15964564

>>15964559
stalin was popular too, he was still a fucking commie.
and look, she's wearing red too, probably shook that little lander to death on purpose to spite capitalism.

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Anonymous No. 15964565

>>15964563
IWABAM

Anonymous No. 15964566

>>15964559
Why dont artists start a patreon and include naked versions of these girls

Anonymous No. 15964567

>>15964317
Should've contracted the Russian priest to counter the Injun heya-heya shamans.

Anonymous No. 15964568

What's the similarity between a pitbull and a Vulcan rocket?

Anonymous No. 15964569

>>15964559
Too bad she delivers parcels like a parkinson patient on speed.

Anonymous No. 15964570

>>15964560
the meme that aged like milk because vulcan destroyed it's payload?

Anonymous No. 15964571

>>15964562
She’s sporty and tomboyish. she needs the shorts for activities

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Anonymous No. 15964572

>>15964568

Anonymous No. 15964573

>>15964553
Go back

Anonymous No. 15964575

>>15964568
they both shake things to death?

Anonymous No. 15964576

>>15964550
Payloads on IFT-1: 0
Payloads on IFT-2: 0
Payloads on Vulcan Cert-1: 1 primary payload, 1 secondary payload, 20 secondary payloads on the primary payloads and if you start dicing that up (some of those secondary payloads on Peregrine had multiple daughter payloads as well) you are north of 22 payloads

Vulcan 22 - Starship 0

Anonymous No. 15964577

I'm hearing on L2/X that Vulcan pogo oscillations and fluid hammer caused the damage to the payload. What do you guys think?

Anonymous No. 15964579

>>15964565
Yes you will, fat nigger troon

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Anonymous No. 15964580

would peregrine fair better under her?

Anonymous No. 15964581

>>15964573
i already came back, where do you want me to go next?

Anonymous No. 15964585

>>15964576
Vulcan is more comparable to Falcon 9 than Starship.

Anonymous No. 15964586

>>15964556
>Everything I don't like is inorganic glowshills
>>15964562
We informally refer to the engine heat shield as "the shorts" so that's on brand at least

Anonymous No. 15964587

>>15964568
both should be put down permanently

Anonymous No. 15964588

>>15964576
payload success rate:
starship: 0 attempts, 0 failures
vulcan: 22 attempts, 22 failures
starship success rate: 0
vulcan success rate: -22

Anonymous No. 15964589

>>15964579
A troon artist would have a western tumbler artstyle doe and she would be black and fat

Anonymous No. 15964590

Vulcan CERT-1
Falcon 9 Zuma
Which was more successful?

Anonymous No. 15964591

So is there any actual proof that the lander was damaged by Vulcan or is this all just antagonistic shit posting

Anonymous No. 15964592

>>15964585
I'm not the one that brought up Starship

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>>15964591
no proof, just muskrats seething as usual

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Anonymous No. 15964596

The first mission of Falcon 9 was a full success, including the Dragon.

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Anonymous No. 15964597

>>15964580
If youre gonna spam rocket girls, can you stop spamming the same 3 or 4? There are 100s to choose from

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Anonymous No. 15964599

>>15964597
My collection is limited.

Anonymous No. 15964600

>>15964595
>he's still seething that his favourite pork rocket is as stable as a jackhammer
idk what to tell you anon, starship hasn't destroyed any payloads, vulcan destroyed its very first one.

Anonymous No. 15964602

>>15964590
>The Wall Street Journal reported that the design was very sensitive to vibration and sudden shocks, and had a development cost approaching US$3.5 billion.
> The fate of the spacecraft is not publicly known.
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Zuma_(satellite)

Anonymous No. 15964603

>>15964597
I only have the ones from sbarky
If i type rocket girls on google, all i get is some Chinese idol group
>>15964600
if star, then only ship! :fire:

Anonymous No. 15964604

>>15964596
>The rocket & payload designed by the same company functioned better than the payload designed by (((literal whos)))
Suplising

Anonymous No. 15964606

>>15964602
> an unnamed government official said that it had re-entered the atmosphere over the Indian Ocean,[10][22] possibly due to a failure in the payload adapter provided by Northrop Grumman in detaching from the second stage.

oh, old space at it again I see

Anonymous No. 15964607

Boing strikes back
>United has found loose bolts and other parts on 737 Max 9 plug doors as it inspects its fleet of Boeing jets following the rapid depressurization aboard an Alaska jet, according to three people familiar with the findings.
https://theaircurrent.com/feed/dispatches/united-finds-loose-bolts-on-plug-doors-during-737-max-9-inspections/

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Anonymous No. 15964608

They warned us bro.

They are right you know? Now someone is in space forever his soul to wander the total emptiness void.

Anonymous No. 15964609

>>15964577
Pretty sure that will destroy your engines too if it's that severe

Anonymous No. 15964611

>>15964604
In 2010 SpaceX was literally who.

Anonymous No. 15964612

>>15964607
OLDSPACESISTERS, HOW DO WE KEEP LOSING?

Anonymous No. 15964613

>>15964608
If successful, the commercial mission scheduled to launch Monday — dubbed Peregrine Mission One — will be the first time an American-made spacecraft has landed on the lunar surface since the end of the Apollo program in 1972. But Navajo Nation President Buu Nygren said that allowing the remains to touch down there would be an affront to many indigenous cultures, which revere the moon.

“The moon holds a sacred place in Navajo cosmology,” Nygren said in a Thursday statement. “The suggestion of transforming it into a resting place for human remains is deeply disturbing and unacceptable to our people and many other tribal nations.”

Anonymous No. 15964616

>>15964611
And had way more to the lose than the company given a free pass by NASA to "take shots on goal"

Anonymous No. 15964618

>>15964607
What the is going on with this company?

Anonymous No. 15964620

>>15964607
How the fuck do you fail to torq bolts to their spec?

Anonymous No. 15964622

>>15964620
Ask the DEI department.

Anonymous No. 15964623

>>15964618
Diversity.

Anonymous No. 15964624

>>15964618
Corporate greed

Anonymous No. 15964626

This thing was cursed never involved human remains!!

Two different companies, Celestis and Elysium Space, are launching space memorial missions on board Peregrine. That includes DNA from legendary science fiction author Arthur C. Clarke, as well as the trace cremated ashes of the creator of Star Trek, Gene Roddenberry, and several members of the cast, including Nichelle Nichols, best known for her role as Lieutenant Nyota Uhura. The mission will also endearingly include longtime Star Trek fan Gloria Knowlan, a mother of eight from Vancouver who died 12 years ago, and whose family wanted pay tribute by including her remains on the flight. Hair containing DNA samples that are believed to be from George Washington, Dwight Eisenhower, and John F. Kennedy will also be on the flight.

The Moon burial starts at $12,500 for Celestis, while Elysium Space’s lunar memorial service costs $11,950.

no refunds

Anonymous No. 15964627

>>15964608
>>15964613
the whiplash these retards will feel when they are relieved of this affront to their retarded, primitive culture only to have people drawing dicks on the lunar surface with rovers in the future is going to be delicious.
if space travel get cheap enough that i can someday go to the moon, even if i'm on my deathbed, i will personally steal one of these navajo relative's bodies from a morgue, take it to the moon, burn it up, then throw it on the surface and piss on the ashes, videotape all of it and then send it to every navajo connected to the internet.
the moon belongs to the white man, fags.

Anonymous No. 15964630

>>15964536

>BTFO
>none reusable

Huh?

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Anonymous No. 15964635

https://arstechnica.com/space/2024/01/daily-telescope-the-wizard-nebula-captured-above-germany/

Anonymous No. 15964637

>>15964630
you bring up a good point
starship:
destroys itself, doesn't have payload
vulcan:
destroys itself, also destroys payload

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Anonymous No. 15964638

Update

https://x.com/astrobotic/status/1744467156366991843?s=46&t=ySaWSLoZU6lwZ7u03-FcBQ

> (1/4) We’ve received the first image from Peregrine in space! The camera utilized is mounted atop a payload deck and shows Multi-Layer Insulation (MLI) in the foreground.

> (2/4)The disturbance of the MLI is the first visual clue that aligns with our telemetry data pointing to a propulsion system anomaly.

> (3/4) Nonetheless, the spacecraft’s battery is now fully charged, and we are using Peregrine’s existing power to perform as many payload and spacecraft operations as possible.

> (4/4) At this time, the majority of our Peregrine mission team has been awake and working diligently for more than 24 hours. We ask for your patience as we reassess incoming data so we can provide ongoing updates later this evening.

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Anonymous No. 15964640

>>15964638
Is it supposed to look like that all bent up?

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Anonymous No. 15964642

>>15964638
lol they made a bunch of separate posts

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Anonymous No. 15964646

https://arstechnica.com/space/2024/01/ulas-vulcan-rocket-shot-for-the-moon-on-debut-launch-and-hit-a-bullseye/

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Anonymous No. 15964648

I wasn't too far off. Depending on the trajectory there's still a possibility it could crash into the moon at some point. Regardless this is still a win for Vulcan even if the payload was fucked up.

Anonymous No. 15964650

So AB confirmed it was a prop anomaly that caused their issue? Or was there leakage reported in telemetry prior to them doing whatever they did

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Anonymous No. 15964660

https://arstechnica.com/space/2024/01/astrobotic-says-there-has-been-an-anomaly-with-its-lunar-lander/

Anonymous No. 15964661

>>15964627
no the moon belongs to asians

Anonymous No. 15964666

China has won...

Anonymous No. 15964678

>>15964650
the anomaly was caused by excess vibration inside the payload fairing.

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Anonymous No. 15964683

This really feels like the “end” of Delta and Atlas :(

Anonymous No. 15964685

>>15964403
Do it. No balls

Anonymous No. 15964687

>>15964403
if you could've you would've done it already, this is a bluff and you're a nigger.

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Anonymous No. 15964688

https://www.astrobotic.com/lunar-delivery/manifest/

Anonymous No. 15964691

>>15964661
no it belongs to white people, everything does.

Anonymous No. 15964694

>>15964691
Not anymore

Anonymous No. 15964698

>>15964694
You can have it when you land bugmen on it

Anonymous No. 15964699

>>15964687
>>15964685
Seethe more

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Anonymous No. 15964701

https://twitter.com/ThePrimalDino/status/1744454886551441867

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Anonymous No. 15964706

>>15964701

Anonymous No. 15964709

>>15964701
Whats the approximate cost of those two Space Dildos?

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Anonymous No. 15964710

>>15964706

Anonymous No. 15964712

>>15964701
So what other rockets can successfully launch before starship makes orbit? I'd say Ariane 6 but even I know that won't happen

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>>15964710

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>>15964714

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>>15964717

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Anonymous No. 15964721

>>15964719
what is the ranking of these best to worst?
assuming they will reach orbit

Anonymous No. 15964723

If anything, Japan lost today.
a) H3 was just proven to be a POS junkie rocket
b) Japan lost yet another payload headed for the lunar surface. This is like 8 times in a row now kek

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Anonymous No. 15964724

>>15964721

Anonymous No. 15964727

>>15964640
It's mylar sheet.

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Anonymous No. 15964728

>>15964724
SLS
Vulcan
Starship
New Glenn
Ariane 6
H3
Neutron
Terran R

Anonymous No. 15964729

>>15964727
>The disturbance of the MLI is the first visual clue
>It's mylar
You are a nigger

Anonymous No. 15964730

>>15964729
Oh I'm sorry, a fucking blanket wrapped in mylar then.

Anonymous No. 15964731

>>15964709
2.1 billion?
SLS is basically more expensive than all the other rockets on >>15964728 combined

Anonymous No. 15964732

>>15964730
Hint: it's not supposed to fucking look like that

Anonymous No. 15964733

>>15964731
The only current configuration of SLS costs 4.2 billion

Anonymous No. 15964735

>>15964732
Yeah well rockets aren't supposed to shake payloads like beaten babies either.
It's still a blanket wrapped with mylar, or "Multi-Layer Insulation" if you want to go full AeroSpace Grade(tm) retard.

Anonymous No. 15964738

>>15964712
Starship could launch before the end of January and reach orbit
New Glenn is aiming to launch sometime in the first half of this year, H3 is in february I think, Ariane 6 in June or something
Neutron who knows, doesn't seem to be anywhere near launching, haven't even tested the engines yet
Terran R might launch before end of year?

Anonymous No. 15964743

>>15964599
>>15964603
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Anonymous No. 15964744

>>15964638
https://twitter.com/astrobotic/status/1744469638640005538

Anonymous No. 15964747

>>15964735
The Anon originally quoted asked if it should look like that. It should not. Your assertions that it is mylar imply you intended to tell the Anon that mylar folds and should look like that, implying they were somehow lacking in observation or knowledge.
We both know that's about how things went.
The implications we both left out are that photo shows physical damage of the lander -- with the 2nd stage still in view. This means the damage happened either before separation, or somehow during separation.
BO engines beat the payload to death, your only correct observation.

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Anonymous No. 15964751

Anonymous No. 15964753

>>15964735
>PLF failed to vent properly and peregrine experience sudden rapid decompression when the PLF separated
I'm calling it now, this is what fucked their prop system

Anonymous No. 15964755

>>15964747
I'm not mylar-anon (he is a retard) but no part of the image they showed has Centaur or any part of the 2nd stage in it.

Peregrine wasn't even powered on until after separation, so it wouldn't have been able to take a picture.

So no - that doesn't prove Vulcan did anything.

Anonymous No. 15964757

I wanna drink coffee on a Moon base and look at Earth

Anonymous No. 15964762

>>15964757
what kind of coffee

Anonymous No. 15964765

>>15964721
Constellation launch: Vulcan>A6>H3
Comsat launches: Vulcan=A6>H3
Medium launches: H3>A6=Vulcan

Anonymous No. 15964768

>>15964453
>4 minute test
Cool

Anonymous No. 15964770

>>15964762
any that doesn't taste like shit. also wanna have a fucking smoke with the coffee. that should be fine.

Anonymous No. 15964774

>>15964770
We need smoking rooms in space, fuck the danger

Anonymous No. 15964775

>>15964757
I wanna shit a house out my colon and scream

Anonymous No. 15964777

>>15964330
Astrobotic is part of National Team's architecture so Blorp has no reason to kill them.

Anonymous No. 15964778

>>15964774
when the colony is large enough and oxygen or scrubbers aren't a scarce commodity anymore

Anonymous No. 15964780

cmon is that so fucking complicated, having a fucking smokeroom on the Moon? kek

Anonymous No. 15964784

>>15964780
Astropussies don’t even bring alcohol to orbit these days

Anonymous No. 15964786

>>15964453
Cool. We need more rotating detonation engines.

Anonymous No. 15964787

>>15964762
>>15964757
Is coffee good for you?

Anonymous No. 15964788

I'm still skeptical of the announced 25 Vulcan launches a year goal, I know they say that it'll be faster with one production line but the sum of peak AV and DIV launches in a year is 13 rockets - or 15 cores. They may eventually break in the 20s of launches a year sometime down the line, but biweekly Vulcan launches?

(Note that I also share this skepticism with Ariane 6's announced 10-12 launch rate; I only believe in H3's 6 launches per year goal because it's frankly modest and already achieved by HIIA)

Anonymous No. 15964790

>>15964646
> Then there are Celestis and Elysium Space. These two companies gathered human ashes from families paying to send the remains of their loved ones for an eternal stay on the lunar surface. Celestis says it has the cremated remains or DNA of 66 people onboard Astrobotic's lander. This is a separate set of remains from those that remained attached to the Centaur upper stage heading into interplanetary space.
so where are the ashes going to end up now? assuming Peregrine has no propellant etc left now
some elliptic sun orbit?

Anonymous No. 15964791

>>15964325
>>15964334
i worked this program last year (the appendix P proposal). the mass story was excellent actually, but what was in the proposal sucked and if i could have improved it i would have.

that said, jeffy won because he paid 3.5BB for the award, not because he had a better mass story

Anonymous No. 15964796

>>15964787
Its “risks” are pretty well-balanced with its benefits, as opposed to something like tobacco

Anonymous No. 15964797

>>15964784
smoking a spliff and having coffee while looking at the Earth from the Moon is one of the most human things we can do. we have to accommodate for it. for spiritual/religious reasons or some shit

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Anonymous No. 15964800

>>15964755
ok then whats this? because in my next post i will show you the camera that took this photo and its orientation and show you how it cant be a lander leg

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Anonymous No. 15964802

FYI: this bread is 50% ULA insiders

Anonymous No. 15964805

>>15964802
Congratulations on the successful failure

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Anonymous No. 15964808

>>15964755
>>15964800
Here you see the camera that took the photo, including the red logo, sideways. This camera cannot view the legs from this orientation as they're blocked from view. You can also see the large struts that occlude some of the view.
So if it's not the centaur what is it?

Anonymous No. 15964810

>>15964805
We did our part, nobody can fix boing but boing

Anonymous No. 15964812

>>15964683
It pretty much is. All the remaining launches are booked and there's now no reason to restart production.

Anonymous No. 15964813

>>15964755
>>15964808
Unless you're saying Vulcan broke the fucking legs off the lander because that's the only way you see them from that camera

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Anonymous No. 15964814

>>15964712
Love the goalpost moving people did during the SLS delays.
>SLS will beat F9 FT
>SLS will beat FH
>uhhh... SLS beat startship! We win!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4ptPdlVAwFg

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Anonymous No. 15964816

>SLS
Don't need
Vulcan triple core + SRBs can do the job

Anonymous No. 15964817

>>15964814
I love that image

Anonymous No. 15964818

>>15964816
The staging events would be amazing on this thing. Shit flying out in every direction

Anonymous No. 15964820

How to achieve asparagus staging?

Anonymous No. 15964822

>>15964813
>Vulcan broke the fucking legs off the lander

I mean... Maybe

Anonymous No. 15964826

>>15964638
Holy shit it's mangled to hell

Anonymous No. 15964835

>>15964822
Oh fuck I think I see what happened.
>Astrobotic designs crush core legs capable of handling Earth gravity or lunar descent partial lithobraking
>Astrobotic does not retest the legs against peak launch acceleration
>SNAP
>legs pull propulsion out of place
>valve stuck

Anonymous No. 15964836

>>15964826
>The disturbance of the MLI is the first visual clue
For context, what was it SUPPOSED to look like at this phase of flight?

Anonymous No. 15964837

Every other CLPS mission is riding on Falcon 9/H
Let that sink in

Anonymous No. 15964838

>>15964835
So it confirms: Vulcan is at fault 100%. WOW

Anonymous No. 15964840

>>15964816
Is this even feasible

Anonymous No. 15964841

>>15964836
See
>>15964808
Flatter and contour hugging. No atmosphere to wrinkle it. No engines running to wrinkle it.

Anonymous No. 15964844

>>15964808
Do you understand how the lander is positioned on Centaur? You literally cannot see centaur from where that camera is pointing. The images you're posting literally show how wrong you are
>>15964813
The legs "deploy" after it separates from Centaur

Anonymous No. 15964845

>>15964835
the legs arent carrying the load dumbass, the fuselage is clearly bolted down

Anonymous No. 15964849

>>15964844
You're saying the legs "deploy" up into view of the camera.
Up
Away from their needed direction where they already were situated.
Your skin is darker than the blackest night in the south Atlantic.
You immense fucking moron.
Gorilla ape shitskin idiot.

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Anonymous No. 15964853

Those are blatant lies. Vulcan did its job perfectly.

Anonymous No. 15964856

>>15964800
>>15964808
So where is the big piece of centaur that you're allegeding the camera can see? Because it's not on any of the encapsulation photos.

See >>15964751
&
>>15964660

Anonymous No. 15964859

Pseudo-related
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uqZ0wvIr3hQ

Anonymous No. 15964867

>>15964788
Michoud was originally planned to crank out thirty Delta IV cores per year. None of the EELVs came close to their original estimated flight rates because of the late 90s constellation failures. Kuiper doesn't seem ready to die yet so Vulcan might have enough payloads for that many launches. The real limiting factor is going to be how quickly Blue can produce BE-4s.

Ariane 6's rate is a lot more reasonable. 11/year is the peak cadence of the Ariane 5 (7) plus the peak cadence of the Soyuz-ST (4). Normally I'd say they don't have a chance of reaching that with Falcon 9 dominating the market, but they've built up a pretty impressive backlog of payloads.

H3 is the easiest success out of all of the new vehicles since it's only real goals are "be domestic so the JSDF can launch its own payloads," and "cost half what the H-2A did."

Anonymous No. 15964869

Seems most likely that Astrobiotic didn't test their spacecraft adequately to the environments it would encounter. Not even margin against predictions or poor testing/analysis methodology

And if anything - it would be a shock even that would cause structural issues like this, not vibe. Possibly the PLF separation system

Anonymous No. 15964880

what happened

Anonymous No. 15964882

Why don't you guys just wait a few days or a few weeks before trying to make a final conclusion on the failure?

Anonymous No. 15964883

How the fuck are we already about to pass bump limit I posted this thread only 3 hours ago. THE VULCAN LAUNCH IS OVER GO HOME TOURISTS

Anonymous No. 15964889

>>15964457
I don't hate you, I just think you're fighting the last war
flying a rocket designed to compete with nonreusable Falcon 9 in anno Domini 2024 is kind of a faux pas
banking on Congress trying to support the SRB industry or whatever to keep up their competency is a losing bet as the Minuteman fleet is edging closer to retirement

Anonymous No. 15964893

>>15964880
It turns out that a lunar lander was a bigger technical risk than a new upper stage or unflown main engines.

Anonymous No. 15964894

>>15964753
> >PLF failed to vent properly and peregrine experience sudden rapid decompression when the PLF separated
What is PLF?

Anonymous No. 15964896

>>15964882
>Why don't you guys just wait
NO

Anonymous No. 15964898

>>15964889
is something going to replace SRB based missiles?

Anonymous No. 15964900

>>15964893
is main mission still possible or is it fucked?

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Anonymous No. 15964901

>>15964867
God you remind me of the late 90s launch predictions.

Anonymous No. 15964902

>>15964900
fubar

Anonymous No. 15964903

>>15964900
It's probably fucked. They had a propulsion anomaly.

Anonymous No. 15964904

>>15964900
Depends on what you mean by main mission, its in space which is technically half of the job done already.

Anonymous No. 15964906

>>15964867
>H3 is the easiest success out of all of the new vehicles

Except -- it doesn't actually work. That could be a problem.

Anonymous No. 15964907

>>15964900
>what alternative mission profile may be feasible
landing is fucked.

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Anonymous No. 15964909

>>15964889
So, it turns out that they're going to replace the Minuteman with something called the LGM-35 Sentinel, and would you guess what kind of rocket it is?

Anonymous No. 15964914

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/LGM-30_Minuteman
>The Minuteman III will be progressively replaced by the new Ground Based Strategic Deterrent (GBSD) ICBM, to be built by Northrop Grumman,[13] beginning in 2030.[14]

interesting, LGM-35 is a SRB too somewhat unsurprisingly

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/LGM-35_Sentinel

Anonymous No. 15964915

>>15964906
It's a bit weird to declare a rocket nonfunctional after one failure on its first launch. The part that didn't work last year was the upper stage which was imported over stock from the H-2A. Everything new worked just fine.

Anonymous No. 15964918

>>15964915
>It's a bit weird to declare a rocket nonfunctional just because it didn't function.

Anonymous No. 15964920

>>15964907
>what alternative mission profile may be feasible
Depending on how fucked the propellant system is, it might be possible to crash it into the surface

Anonymous No. 15964921

>>15964889
You realize that the engineers who work for these companies aren't the ones who decide what direction the entire company goes? And that decisions on something like a rocket's basic architecture are made so many levels above my hand that there's nothing I can do about it?

Vulcan is a fine rocket with a targeted mission set that SX has to expend a FH to accomplish. That positions ULA well in the market for at least the next decade. It's a poor vehicle for Kuiper launches, but "not being SpaceX" seems to have a value all its own. You should ask SX why that is (hint: hyperaggressive capitalism).

I work on the Reuse - I like the program and see it making bigger strides faster than anything else ULA is doing because we're allowed more off the leash than anyone else has before. But even with that - making the rocket even semi reusable has huge compromises to mission performance (mostly inclination & trajectory - you're limited on how fast the reuse part can re-enter the atmosphere). I think F9's architecture has advantages, but I'm also not a faggot who pretends that F9 and SS are the best do-all rockets ever made. They aren't. They're good at putting things in LEO - SS especially will dunk on any other constellation provider. But they're both trash at the sorts of orbits that Vulcan was meant to dominate in. Explaining away SS's inability to do anything outside LEO without refueling is just cope for a rocket that was designed to do one thing well - put 100 tons in LEO.

Anonymous No. 15964922

>>15964914
>somewhat unsurprisingly
No shit. Easy to store, low maintenance, fairly long shelf life, no toxic/corrosive fluids that eat through parts or storage.

Anonymous No. 15964923

>>15964920
ram that corpse dust deep moons ass

Anonymous No. 15964925

>>15964894
Payload fairing

Anonymous No. 15964927

>>15964920
why not use it as a wifi router instead of crash it

Anonymous No. 15964930

>>15964907
they could run the mission as planned until they run out of fuel to find what other weaknesses they would have had down the line

Anonymous No. 15964931

>>15964898
Laser Anti missile systems will generally lower the volume of missiles most probably, they'll still be used, but more situationaly.

Anonymous No. 15964933

>>15964914
>>15964922
solids are the only option for the reaction times a nuclear exchange requires

Anonymous No. 15964938

>>15964921
without refueling? but the point is to refuel it, so taking it out of the conversation is pointless
what matters is cost in the end, is the customer going to care SS had to refuel before moving on if it costs 1/10 as much?

Anonymous No. 15964939

>>15964933
>what are temperature room hypergolics
They're just harder to stock for longer durations.

Anonymous No. 15964940

>>15964548
your local pub
>>15964591
pretty blatant shitposting, you can tell because they're trying to blame vibrations on a liquid rocket engine instead of SRBs or something
>>15964640
yeah bro that's MLI, it always looks like shit
although Astrobotic twitter seems to be claiming it's not supposed to look that shit, so what do I know
>>15964791
very interesting thanks
>>15964898
>>15964909
yeah, new SRBs, why the fuck would Congress pay ULA to pay Morton Thiokol for SRBs when they could just pay Morton Thiokol for them straight
Sentinel Program or whatever, I haven't been keeping up because milproc is really boring
>>15964921
the engineers who work for these companies choose who to work for and what to work on
if you had any integrity you would tell your boss to get stuffed and go design coffee mugs or 3d printed machine guns

Anonymous No. 15964941

>>15964921
SpaceX has already launched more rockets in the first week of 2024 than ULA did in all of 2023.

Bezos also already cucked and ordered Kuiper launches on SpaceX rocketd.

Anonymous No. 15964944

>>15964939
>please give me 30 minutes to fuel my missiles before nuking me

Anonymous No. 15964945

>>15964921
>SpaceX hyperaggressive capitalism is bad
read: we give our congresscritters buttbuddy bux as a reacharound while we fuck them
being more corrupt and communist than your competitors is not a good thing

Anonymous No. 15964946

>>15964938
No - if it stays in LEO, it doesn't get refuelled.

If it has to go anywhere but LEO, it has to be refuelled.

"Cost" is always the quoted factor, but considering that again and again Elon's promises about $/kg don't materialize, I'd prefer to use actual facts. And actual facts are that SX quoted almost the same price as ULA for the NSSL phase 2 missions.

And that's still entirely ignoring performance or operations problems like launch slots - if SX is spending all their time launching Starlinks they don't want to give you a slot.

Anonymous No. 15964949

>>15964927
See
>>15964923

Anonymous No. 15964950

>>15964882
I work for Astrobotic and I'm cracking up at how far off some of these stupid fucking armchair engineers are. Keep the guesses coming retards

Anonymous No. 15964952

>>15964941
>>15964940
So glad that you retards came back after I started posting again. This thread was quiet for a while.

Anonymous No. 15964953

>>15964944
it adds 3 minutes tops to retaliation

Anonymous No. 15964955

>>15964295
Peregrine and the US Government spit in the face of the Dineh People and against their wishes and against the promises of the white man they launched human remains to land on the moon, a sacred place to the Dineh People.....They fucked around and now they've found out.

This should be a lesson to you white devils...but you never learn.

Anonymous No. 15964957

>>15964955
Fuck you we'll do it again next month, get fucked.

Anonymous No. 15964958

>>15964927
> why not use it as a wifi router instead of crash it
The Terrain Relative Navigation payload on the perigrine was designed to test out autonomous landing capability for future missions.
There are also a lot of other scientific payloads that were designed to operate during landing rather than on the surface of the moon, so potentially you get a lot of good data on the ride down.
Hilariously, the lander actually included WiFi capability for the cuberover payload, so you are correct that you can use it as a WiFi router, but that probably wouldn’t be very useful in a translunar orbit

Anonymous No. 15964959

>>15964946
they are the same price because that is what the military is willing to pay, has nothing to do with cost to SpaceX
this is some turbo cope man, you seriously think Vulcan will be able to compete with Starship? lmao

Anonymous No. 15964960

>>15964953
>3 minutes to fuel an ICBM

lol, lmao

Anonymous No. 15964963

>>15964945
Your schizo post is hard to read - what point are you trying to make? Because mine was that SpaceX is implementing anticompetitive practices to avoid enabling any real competitors for Starlink. Hence their attempt to strongarm other satellite companies to give up frequency & bandwidth allocations to Starlink for a SpaceX launch. Guess what? They decided to launch on Vulcan instead.

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Anonymous No. 15964964

> The spacecraft is encapsulated in a 5.4-m- (17.7-ft-) diameter payload fairing (PLF), a sandwich composite structure made with a vented aluminum-honeycomb core and graphite-epoxy face sheets. The bisector (two-piece shell) PLF encapsulates the spacecraft. The payload attach fitting (PAF) is a similar sandwich composite structure creating the mating interface from spacecraft to second stage and payload fairing. The PLF separates using a debris-free horizontal and vertical separation system with spring packs and frangible joint assembly and immediately destroys your payload.

> Oppsi daisy!

Anonymous No. 15964965

>>15964955
It's just more proof that we were too lenient on the tribes the first time around. I curse your casinos with IRS.

Anonymous No. 15964966

>>15964944
you can leave kerosene/peroxide rockets fueled in their silos for months, aerozine/NTO rockets for years, and SRBs for decades
you could probably keep peroxide rockets for a similar duration to the SRBs if you condition or refresh the peroxide somehow but it's REALLY not worth the trouble if you're not going to be moving them out of their silos ever

Anonymous No. 15964967

>>15964955
Someone's in the kitchen with Dineh
Someone in the kitchen I knooooow

Anonymous No. 15964968

>>15964955
Total Chugger Death

Anonymous No. 15964969

>>15964953
3 minutes is fucking unacceptable for nuclear exchanges. You got to go practically instantly.

Anonymous No. 15964971

>>15964963
> Hence their attempt to strongarm other satellite companies to give up frequency & bandwidth allocations to Starlink for a SpaceX launch.
this is getting more and more unhinged, do they add LSD in the water at ULA?

Anonymous No. 15964972

>>15964963
do you have proofs that SpaceX are engaging in monopolistic and anticompetitive practices like that? you should go to congress and the DoJ with that shit, see if you can get the trust-busting machinery working again
shit would be fucking kino, let's collapse the tech sector

Anonymous No. 15964973

>>15964959
If SpaceX was so price completive why did ULA get more launches? Cope harder & I'll believe that your imaginary rocket can do anything but deploy Starlinks when it stops washing up all over the south texas shoreline

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Anonymous No. 15964974

https://techcrunch.com/2024/01/08/regulatory-filing-reveals-abl-space-systems-targeting-100m-in-new-funding/?guccounter=1&guce_referrer=aHR0cHM6Ly93d3cuZ29vZ2xlLmNvbS9zZWFyY2g_c2NhX2Vzdj01OTY2OTIzNDEmcmx6PTFDOUJLSkFfZW5VUzEwMzdVUzEwMzcmaGw9ZW4tVVMmc3hzcmY9QU05SGtLbnlhOElKd0UtR0hVckpyWU9OTFlpb1N6TkdSQSUzQTE3MDQ3NTU0MDIyOTImcT1hYmwrc3BhY2UmdGJtPW53cyZzb3VyY2U9bG5tcyZwcm1kPWludnNtYmh0eiZzYT1YJnZlZD0yYWhVS0V3aUx3YnJoOU02REF4V1dNVmtGSGZ3S0Fkb1EwcFFKZWdRSURoQUImYml3PTgzNCZiaWg9MTA3NSZkcHI9Mg&guce_referrer_sig=AQAAAC73Up5suDMZUqqYu2BoC16Vmn1OuInTOkUeTp0wiqvp-HedT-6GNlRIxM8RKeEykCgYM0R7D1twGXtbfbA0SVn7P-RCcffrAo6M7ui6274TzOELUOhDEAWU_8XHcosXLB6fMxI0M97S3LxFW1v6yjYO6n8abm7e6Z6oe528Ve22


ABL looking for monies

Anonymous No. 15964975

>>15964946
>SX quoted almost the same price as ULA for the NSSL phase 2 missions

Why would SpaceX give up literal millions in profit when the USSF isn't awarding launches based on price?

Anonymous No. 15964976

>>15964950
>I work for Astrobotic and I'm cracking up at how far off some of these stupid fucking armchair engineers are. Keep the guesses coming retards
Just tell us is it an Astrobotic fuckup or a ULA fuckup?

Anonymous No. 15964977

>>15964921
>I'm also not a faggot who pretends that F9 and SS are the best do-all rockets ever made. They aren't.
well you're retarded then

Anonymous No. 15964983

>>15964963
anticompetitive practices such as launching multiple competitors sats

Anonymous No. 15964985

>>15964971
What part of this unhinged? The statement that a company owned & operated by one of the most insane CEOs on the planet, who is famously hyper libertarian, would.resprt to drastic anticompetitive actions to avoid enabling his competition?

You shills really are stupid

Anonymous No. 15964986

>>15964973
Starship has nothing do with Kuiper launches lmao
and in fact Amazon did order a couple of launches from SpaceX
why didn't they get more? because they see SpaceX as a competitor and in general it seems like Bezos has been seething towards Musk for a long while now, not getting into orbit and all

Anonymous No. 15964987

>>15964958
so like it can't get in lunar orbit even?

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Anonymous No. 15964990

ULA, moments before completely destroying Peregrine's propellant system with their payload deploy mechanism:

Anonymous No. 15964991

I honestly believe musk doesn't see big enough with Starship production rate for mars colonisation

737 production rate is an ordah of magnitude too lowe at least

Anonymous No. 15964993

>>15964972
It happened outside the US so the DOJ doesn't care.

And no, I am not going to post contract negotiations on 4chan

Anonymous No. 15964995

>>15964985
you are insane
SpaceX has never done anything anti-competitive, you having EDS does not matter

Anonymous No. 15964996

>>15964973
>If SpaceX was so price completive why did ULA get more launches?
Non-market factors (bribes, choosing to prop up an uncompetitive second source, butt hurt about Elon's personal politics).

Anonymous No. 15964997

>>15964796
>meme non-appreciator
it's ogre

Anonymous No. 15964999

>>15964973
>why did ULA get more launches?

Because there were an odd number of launches.

Anonymous No. 15965000

>>15964976
I will tell you... as soon as the appropriate public press release has been posted

Anonymous No. 15965001

>>15964986
Nothing about Kuiper in my post

For someone who spends all their time on 4chan, I'm surprised you can't read.

Anonymous No. 15965005

>>15964985
your EDS is showing, anon
>>15964991
he'll be fine as long as he gets the failure rate down, the biggest limit is going to be bureaucracy anyway
will the FAA even let him launch and reenter that often? They basically refuse to license reentries without human lives on the line (stuck in space)
>>15964993
based, keep your infosec and opsec tight

Anonymous No. 15965006

>>15964993
sure buddy, DOJ doesn't care as they simultaneously go after Musk for stuff on par with using two different colored socks

Anonymous No. 15965007

>>15964995
>SpaceX has never done anything anti-competitive
Lol, lmao even
>>15964996
>Everything I don't rin was rigged/a bribe/ we didn't want it anyways

Anonymous No. 15965009

>>15964800
Why would Jeff Bezos do something like this?

Anonymous No. 15965012

And thus the snake continues to slither.

Anonymous No. 15965013

>>15964996
ULA had some advantages like a more proven vertical integration system (their incumbent bonus, basically)

Anonymous No. 15965015

>>15964699
don't have to, you're already doing it.

Anonymous No. 15965016

>>15965007
SpaceX had to literally sue to have the chance of competing

Anonymous No. 15965020

>>15964985
>one of the most insane CEOs on the planet
So you're one of THOSE.

Anonymous No. 15965023

>>15965000
can you post a unique identifying code from the unreleased prepackaged press release just to flex on us

Anonymous No. 15965024

>>15964983
>Monopolistic behavior is good when Elon does it
>Why am I paying $600/mo for Starlink internet

Anonymous No. 15965027

>>15965020
fear of losing ones job translated into visceral hatred of the CEO of the company undermining your company's existence

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Anonymous No. 15965028

>>15965000
>t. cringe larper

Anonymous No. 15965029

>>15965024
who the fuck gets charged that much for Starlink? it's just martime, right? that's significantly below market price there

Anonymous No. 15965030

>>15965024
its cheaper than the competing GEO offerings retard
usually significantly cheaper

Anonymous No. 15965031

>>15965000
>I will tell you... as soon as the appropriate public press release has been posted
Assuming you actually work for them & you’re not a filthy liar, the fact that you’re on here gloating rather than preparing your resume makes me think it’s not an Astrobotic fuckup

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Anonymous No. 15965035

>>15964996
There's also the fact that ULA had vertical integration for the Vulcan right out of the gate. SpaceX would have had to build a big mobile integration building at LC-39A if they wanted to do the same.

Anonymous No. 15965038

>>15965016
In 2015? For NSSL Phase 1? Yes

When was NSSL Phase 2? 2022? When SpaceX was an order of magnitude larger than ULA and launching more rockets than ever before? And they still can't beat ULA on price? Wild

>>15965020
I don't care what side of the fence you sit, Elon is objectively a crazy person. Having a 4chan personality in the real world is not normal.

Anonymous No. 15965039

>>15965031
or maybe corporate planned for at least one or two fuckups worth of runway
space is hard afterall

Anonymous No. 15965040

>>15965030
And I'm sure it'll stay that way once they're all run out of business and Starlink has crushed the terrestrial offerings

Anonymous No. 15965041

>>15965038
they can, but they don't need to in this case
it would just be leaving money on the table

Anonymous No. 15965045

>SpaceX is being anti competetive/ monopolistic

Can I see an example?

>...no

Anonymous No. 15965047

>>15965027
I hope he gets the help he needs or dies
>>15965038
Fuck outta here fag

Anonymous No. 15965049

>>15965040
SpaceX basically already did that with launches and they haven't increased the prices monopolistically
arguing from something you imagine might happen does not make it true, it just shows your massive bias

Anonymous No. 15965052

>>15965038
>And they still can't beat ULA on price?

I wasn't aware ULA was awarded all 21 Phase 2 launches.

Anonymous No. 15965053

>>15965041
So then they're motivated by profit, like every other company on the face of the earth, and their $/kg doesn't matter because at the end of the day all they're going to do is just barely beat the next offering?

Anonymous No. 15965054

>>15965045
>it might be real in the future in my mind

Anonymous No. 15965056

>>15965040
Starlink is ALREADY the only game in town for most of the country by land area. Terrestrial >=1Gbps internet doesn't exist in the sticks.

Anonymous No. 15965058

>>15965035
And ULA's vertical integration facility was paid for by EELV subsidies.

Anonymous No. 15965059

>>15965027
Elon was a crazy person long before I started working for ULA

Anonymous No. 15965064

>>15965045
>>15965054
>I.. it.. it can't be real unless I see a signed document from Elon himself!

Anonymous No. 15965065

>>15965035
>LC-39A
Their recently leased SLC-6 is more likely, if they wanted to go it LC-39A they would have done it long time ago.

Anonymous No. 15965066

>>15964946
>SX quoted almost the same price as ULA for the NSSL phase 2 missions
yes and if you were an actual engineer and not a seething schizoid you'd possibly remember why that was.

but you don't, because you probably weren't even here when those contracts were announced.
because you're a newfag.

Anonymous No. 15965067

>>15965053
of course it matters, they get more profit due to having lower costs
and in general they can start bringing prices down when it is more clear that launching payload has price elasticity
it doesn't right now because it takes time for new space industry to spool up, but I'm pretty sure Starship would start lowering prices even if there was no competitors
and this can be modeled by purely profit motivated reasons again, total profit and revenues going up with high price elasticity

Anonymous No. 15965069

>>15965064
you are going to have to produce something more than insane ramblings yes

>>15965059
SpaceX wouldn't exist if Musk wasn't somewhat crazy

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Anonymous No. 15965072

>>15965065
See, they just need to refurbish the facility instead of building a brand new one.

Anonymous No. 15965073

>>15964985
and now we reach the core of the problem.
you have elon derangement syndrome. i'm sorry but it's terminal, you can't solve this level of delusion. you're doomed to remain confused about why reality isn't lining up with your fantasies for the rest of your existence.

Anonymous No. 15965075

>>15965064
Why would you need a signed document by Elon himself to give a single example of SpaceX engaging in anti competetive behavior?

Anonymous No. 15965076

>>15965067
to add to this, monopolistic price chocking might be good for short term profits but in the long term if it kills the industry its going to hurt you as well
and musk is nothing if a long term thinker (unlike lets say the penny pincher MBAs at boeing)

Anonymous No. 15965080

>>15965067
They aren't going to bring them down altrusitically. They're going to milk everyone they can for as long as they can. If ULA goes away, it would get exponentially worse.

>>15965069
I don't disagree - SpaceX wouldn't have been able to do what it did without an investor like him behind them. Doesn't change the fact that he's nuts.

I'm still not going to post proof for you. Believe it or not I don't care if you believe me.

Anonymous No. 15965082

>>15965065
But back in 2020 SLC-6 still had years of Delta IV Heavy launches to carry out. I think SpaceX getting a new launch complex with a nicely sized vertical assembly building was more the NRO getting nervous about Vulcan than SpaceX thinking they needed a new Falcon 9 pad.

Anonymous No. 15965083

>>15965000
Don’t be a pussy, just drop something from #general, they’ll never figure out it who it was

Anonymous No. 15965087

>>15965024
>person with EDS intentionally misrepresents reality to further his crusade
i could tell you that it doesn't cost that much for a normal subscription, but you already knew that, didn't you.
don't you feel any shame? embarrassment? these are healthy human emotions that keep you in touch with reality anon.

Anonymous No. 15965089

>>15965080
not altruistically, but for profit
did you not read what I wrote?

Anonymous No. 15965090

>>15965073
Buddy pretending like Elon is like anyone else on the planet isn't going to do you any favors.
As >>15965069 states - SpaceX could not exist without a crazy person behind them. No one else would be that stupid to lose their money on the huge risks he was taking. Even now I can't imagine how much money goes up in smoke each time a starship blows up.

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Anonymous No. 15965093

>kills your mission

Anonymous No. 15965097

>>15965056
do they even offer >=1Gbps internet? I thought they offered like 20Mbps or something

Anonymous No. 15965101

>>15965093
fucking based

Anonymous No. 15965106

>>15965082
SLC-6 basically became free after DIVH was retired and seemingly ULA didn't want to launch Vulcan from there. It looks more like SpaceX initiative since it allows not just for vertical integration but once operational, it would increase rate of F9.

Anonymous No. 15965107

>>15965090
>implying i think elon musk is a normal or even good person
hey man, i'm not the one who brought him up and continues to drone on about how just because he's not an average person and has a sizeable ego means he's EVIL and MUST be up to something.

you really don't realize how schizophrenic you sound right now do you? you've been asked multiple times to provide a singular example of spacex employing anticompetitive strategies and have not given a SINGLE one, the only thing you've done is whinge and whine
>H-HE'S TOTALLY GOING TO DO IT IN THE FUTURE BECAUSE HE'S ELON MUSK AND I KNOW IN MY HEART THAT HE'S EVIL
i know words like schizo get thrown around a lot on this site, but you are definetly in a different reality from everyone else friend.

Anonymous No. 15965108

>Allegedly Richard Branson is on secretly recorded tape on the pedo island
Now what?

Anonymous No. 15965110

>>15965108
Nothing will happen, people don't care.

Anonymous No. 15965111

>>15965106
Vulcan's designed for Atlas V GSE and they were already planning on keeping SLC-3

Anonymous No. 15965112

>>15965090
>i can't imagine how much money goes up in smoke each time a starship blows up
that's the magic of building a giant assembly line for your prototypes dummy, each of those costs way less than you think, the engines alone are probably the biggest cost and we know how far below the market price those are.

Anonymous No. 15965121

>>15965097
many tiers now, not sure if there is a guaranteed 1Gbps tier though

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Anonymous No. 15965122

We hit bump limit in 4 hours.
/sfg/ is back

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Anonymous No. 15965124

https://twitter.com/wendyp4545/status/1744377345421562348

lol, what the fuck is FAA doing?

Anonymous No. 15965125

>>15965064
I believe you, anon

Anonymous No. 15965126

Still waiting for this anon to actually give an example of SpaceX acting in an anti competetive manner.

Anonymous No. 15965131

>>15965107
I am not going to provide contract negotiation details you stupid nigger. Why is that so hard to understand? What do I have to gain from 1 throwaway fact in the mountains of shit that's been said in this thread? Is it really so surprising that they'd do it? So hard to imagine that they aren't le heckin ebic gud goiz you all thin they are?

Anonymous No. 15965133

>>15964921
>hyperaggressive capitalism
You're either literally retarded or living in a 100% copium atmosphere

Anonymous No. 15965134

>>15965126
just mention his EDS again he'll flare up to defend himself and explain how elon musk simply must be evil he just can't prove it.

Anonymous No. 15965137

>>15965131
yes it is

Anonymous No. 15965138

>>15964950
I'm your boss and you're fired.

Anonymous No. 15965140

>>15965131
>HE'S A DEMON JUST TRUST ME AAAARGH I SIMPLY CANT SHOW YOU THIS SECRIT INFORMATION THAT SHOWS IT TO YOU WOE IS ME
you're not an engineer or even in the industry lol. this is getting really desperate little buddy, i hope you get better.

Anonymous No. 15965143

>>15965124
So everything is fine. it's not a safety hazard

Anonymous No. 15965144

>>15965124
Acceptable risk is something difficult to communicate to an airplane passenger when the door falls off midflight

Anonymous No. 15965146

>>15964955
White devil is a calque of 白鬼. You can't just culturally appropriate Chinese anti-white racism like that!

Anonymous No. 15965147

>high school lets out
>Elon shilling intensifies
Really makes you think

Anonymous No. 15965150

>>15964963
actual gay retard

Anonymous No. 15965151

>>15965133
high % copium atmospheres have not been shown to cause adverse health conditions in humans

Anonymous No. 15965155

>>15965143
>so everyt*ACK*

Anonymous No. 15965156

I woke up from a nap AND YOURE STILL SHITFLINGING???

Anonymous No. 15965157

>>15965147
4chan is an 18+ website anon, best not be admitting to being underage

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Anonymous No. 15965158

this is getting really desperate, what is he even trying to accomplish.
if i had dark hidden conclusions but no way of revealing it without ruining my career through the breakage of NDA contracts, i would either fucking do it because i think it's worth it or never mention said conclusions especially on a fucking imageboard, because that would be begging to get bullied.

so from this we can draw two paths, either this individual here with us is a retard not fit for his position, or he's lying about literally everything, full of shit, and filled with an irrational hatred that drives everything he does.
either one is bad.

Anonymous No. 15965159

>>15964985
Is Elon Musk in the room with us right now?

Anonymous No. 15965160

>>15965147
what timezone are you in that schools get out around this time?

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Anonymous No. 15965161

Cybertruck bros…

Anonymous No. 15965162

>>15965147
>he's seething because people just won't believe his little heart
this is not adult behaviour, anon.

Anonymous No. 15965163

>>15965161
snow chains. they just work,

Anonymous No. 15965166

>>15965161
>retard drives truck into deep snow without chains on his wheels
>gets stuck
i've seen a lot of these clips and i'm still not sure what they're supposed to mean.
have you people never driven a truck before? it's still a wheeled vehicle not a fucking tank.

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Anonymous No. 15965167

>>15965158
it's possible that he's both, anon
>gets called out on his bullshit
>immediately begins posting unrelated EDS content
common Earthnoid L

Anonymous No. 15965171

I think we can all agree that one thing is clear

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>>15965171

Anonymous No. 15965174

>>15965167
it's not even remotely transparent
us defending reality (not elon musk) reinforces in his mind that everyone who doesnt see him for the DEMON he is is a fanboy. he's hopeless. i mean i literally agreed with him that elon musk is probably not a good person and has a massive ego but that's still not good enough for him, his version of reality must be true to the letter or you're a fanboy.
his rage and confusion every time this happens to him manifests when he "retaliates" by posting more unhinged EDS content. i really don't know what to feel when i see this except pity maybe.

Anonymous No. 15965175

>>15965161
Cybertruck? More like momentarily stuck!

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Anonymous No. 15965178

>>15965171
Usui Clear

Anonymous No. 15965179

>>15965174
*remotely untransparent.

Anonymous No. 15965181

>>15965174
personally I just keep posting anime, my own personal derangement is that I'm convinced that there's only one unhinged lunatic who both hates Elon and hates anime for no reason in this general

Anonymous No. 15965182

>>15965171
oh my god he said the title of the movie!

Anonymous No. 15965186

>>15965166
> i've seen a lot of these clips and i'm still not sure what they're supposed to mean.
Unironically just shitposting/bait

Anonymous No. 15965189

>>15965174
This level of schizo posting against me is incredible

Anonymous No. 15965193

>>15965181
maybe this is born of my experience from the IFT2 thread and the threads afterwards, but i think a large amount of it is the furfag that inhabited this place for a while and finally got bullied away right around IFT2.
if there's anything i know from my experience with furries on other forums it's that they are highly obsessed and highly spiteful. i've had multiple instances in years past where a furfag got ousted from a community and then tried his very best for the next few years to destroy said community through all manner of means.

you can call me obsessed in turn but i believe that the krystalfag guy was one of those.
whoever's pulling all this bullshit also keeps falseflagging unhinged nonsensical responses every time the furfag is mentioned btw, which further leads me to suspect it's him.

Anonymous No. 15965197

>>15965189
>posts like a schizo for hours
>n-no i can p-prove he's evil you just have to believe me
>n-no i can't prove it because they're secret and i cant show them to the public
>fuck you, you're this schizo not me!
>stop defending muskrat you schizo!
is there a point to this?

Anonymous No. 15965199

>>15965197
I mean you keep posting insane theories about my motivations. Someone is obsessed

Anonymous No. 15965200

>>15965197
It's a good demonstration of why oldspace keeps stepping on rakes, they're too butt hurt to understand why Elon does what he does.

Anonymous No. 15965202

>>15965193
were you here in 2019 or so for the german tranny who was in love with von Braun? I enjoy blaming a lot of our problems on "her" and its extra chromosome (actually, it told us it had klinefelters)

Anonymous No. 15965203

>>15965199
nobody needs theories for see what you're doing, it's crystal clear, not new and not complicated.
also another
>no stop embarrassing me, i'll call you a schizo!
that's number two now, how many times are you gonna project?

Anonymous No. 15965209

>>15965202
i wasn't very active from 2019 to end-2020 on /sfg/ so i must've missed that shitshow

Anonymous No. 15965210

>>15965209
she had a lot of really kino pictures of von Braun so I can forgive her if she starts posting them again

Anonymous No. 15965213

>>15965210
von braun was a a cool guy.
it's sad that we're now reaching a point where political radicalists are trying to character assassinate him. he doesn't deserve to have his reputation tarnished by some college faggots

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Anonymous No. 15965217

>>15965213
yeah the only one I'm sad I don't have is the shirtless Werhner at the pool image, I saved a lot of the others

Anonymous No. 15965218

>>15965193
do you have some examples? I remember reading something like this at kiwifarms that some lolcows did, so its not impossible
I just don't remember any specific examples

Anonymous No. 15965221

>>15965213
>now reaching
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QEJ9HrZq7Ro

Anonymous No. 15965222

>>15965218
eh it's within the last fifty threads or so, just go back through them and ctfl-f for twitter and x.com

Anonymous No. 15965224

>>15965222
I mean not examples of the furry here but of furries doing stuff you said (having year long grudges etc) in other contexts

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Anonymous No. 15965230

https://twitter.com/elonmusk/status/1744514732780880021

Anonymous No. 15965234

>>15965230
>attacking people at their lowest
Why is he such a cunt?

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Anonymous No. 15965241

Just
Funny
Times
Ahead

Anonymous No. 15965242

>>15965234
>>15965230
Not spaceflight kys

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Anonymous No. 15965251

https://twitter.com/SERobinsonJr/status/1744464258388136289

Anonymous No. 15965263

>>15965221
>communist associated
>cia employed
what a trustworthy guy

Anonymous No. 15965277

>>15965251
don't accept them!
evil musk surely has a twisted plan ready to unfold if you take those terminals!

Anonymous No. 15965278

>>15965202
I remember them. They posted some interesting poetry at least.

Anonymous No. 15965301

Tory Bruno just said on the CNBC space podcast they have 20 launches left for Atlas V

????

Anonymous No. 15965309

>>15965301
1. Kupier
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Anonymous No. 15965311

>>15965242
Elon was posting about antispacites, the democrats.

Anonymous No. 15965312

>>15965309
its kuiper nigga

Anonymous No. 15965314

Tune in tomorrow, Tuesday, Jan. 9, at 1:30 p.m. EST as #NASA provides an update on the agency’s lunar exploration plans for #Artemis II, III, and IV.

Anonymous No. 15965315

>>15965309
What is Kupier?

Anonymous No. 15965317

>>15965221
I don't even need to see the early life section anymore, I just know.
why do westerners bitch so hard about the london bombings of all things anyway? it was war, cities on both sides got flattened. you'd think he'd sing about muh slave labor used to build the rockets, not that the rockets killed 20 civillians from a strategic target.

Anonymous No. 15965320

OH MY FUCKING GOD IT IS SO OVER

https://twitter.com/joroulette/status/1744526525452480607

NASA is planning delays with its next Artemis missions, and it's been considering moving the first astronaut landing to Artemis 4, per sources. Major bottlenecks: New battery issues on Orion that need replacing, and Starship's orbital refueling timeline. https://reuters.com/technology/space/nasa-push-back-moon-mission-timelines-amid-spacecraft-delays-sources-2024-01-09/#:~:text=NASA's%20second%20Artemis%20mission%20is,will%20need%20to%20be%20replaced.

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Anonymous No. 15965322

>>15965320

Anonymous No. 15965323

>>15965320
AHHHHHHHHHHHH!!1 what the fuck
>NASA's second Artemis mission is expected to be pushed beyond its planned late-2024 target after issues were uncovered with the Lockheed Martin-built (LMT.N) Orion crew capsule's batteries during vibration tests, two of the people said. The batteries will need to be replaced.
how long does it take to change a fucking battery?! please! artemis 1 went off without a hitch! please just do it again. there's no reason you can't do it this november

Anonymous No. 15965324

Save me q-drive

Save me q-drive test drive

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Anonymous No. 15965326

>>15965320
> NASA's second Artemis mission is expected to be pushed beyond its planned late-2024 target after issues were uncovered with the Lockheed Martin-built (LMT.N) Orion crew capsule's batteries during vibration tests, two of the people said. The batteries will need to be replaced.
> Artemis 3 - planned to be the first mission landing humans on the moon in late 2025 using the Starship landing system from NASA contractor SpaceX - will likewise be pushed back. Billionaire Elon Musk's SpaceX is taking longer than expected to reach certain development milestones, all four people said.
lol, how about not obstructing it with bullshit enviromental shit

Anonymous No. 15965331

>>15965326
They are setting up for cancelling the Starship HLS contract just watch, NASA ESDD (Boeing loyal) have been maneuvering for this ever since ousting Leuders and splitting up into SOMD and ESDD

Anonymous No. 15965332

>>15965309
You forgot memeliner

Anonymous No. 15965333

CHINA IS GONNA FUCKING BEAT US BACK

FUCKKK

Anonymous No. 15965341

>stephen clark posted a peregrine article to ars hours after berger did
whats the point? is there no coordination over there at the space desk?

Anonymous No. 15965343

>>15965320
artemis isnt over. starship is a little slow now but once it catches up it's good game, spacex won. that and congress wont let nasa lose to china.

Anonymous No. 15965354

Chuds gtfo

Anonymous No. 15965359

>>15965317
They hadnt come up with that lie yet

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Anonymous No. 15965363

American (commercial) spaceflight is about to dominate the world but so far only bad press

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Anonymous No. 15965364

>>15965341
https://arstechnica.com/space/2024/01/americas-first-lunar-lander-in-a-half-century-wont-reach-the-moon/

seems much more comprehensive

Anonymous No. 15965365

>>15965363
it's not that easy in rocketry

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Anonymous No. 15965367

https://spacenews.com/jpl-lays-off-100-contractors-citing-budget-uncertainty/
>A JPL spokesperson confirmed Jan. 7 that the center laid off the [100] contractors and took other measures, such as across-the-board spending cuts and pausing work on one aspect of MSR, because of the “uncertain federal budget” in fiscal year 2024.

Finally, some good news

Anonymous No. 15965368

>>15965317
>westerners
anglos, and it's because the entirety of british foreign policy for 1000 years was them meddling into European affairs to weaken the greatest power on the continent by starting wars while they hid on their island. When they had to suffer the consequences of it for once they got really mad

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Anonymous No. 15965370

https://x.com/astrobotic/status/1744543629392134194?s=46&t=ySaWSLoZU6lwZ7u03-FcBQ


It’s over

Anonymous No. 15965371

>>15964431
Hakuto-R was a private lunar mission. Meanwhile, Smart Lander for Investigating Moon (SLIM) is a lunar lander mission of the Japan Aerospace Exploration Agency (JAXA) that entered orbit around the Moon on 25 December 2023, and is expected to land on 19 January 2024.

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Smart_Lander_for_Investigating_Moon

Anonymous No. 15965373

>>15965370
Good fucking job Tory

Anonymous No. 15965376

>>15965370
rip

Anonymous No. 15965380

>>15965370
Is a soft crash possible?

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Anonymous No. 15965382

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_eCvxPieA84
> Vulcan Cert-1 Launch Highlights

Anonymous No. 15965384

>>15965380
No

Anonymous No. 15965386

>>15965373
I have never seen a stage cause a prop leak in another stage or a payload. This was an Astrobotic fuckup.

Anonymous No. 15965387

>>15965370
did this happen before or after they fired the thrusters?

Anonymous No. 15965388

another day, amother massive space disappointment

Anonymous No. 15965390

>>15965388
at this point already preparing myself mentally for SLIM to fail, Q-drive to tumble and drop into the atmosphere, and IM-1 to fail on landing attempt

Anonymous No. 15965391

>>15965367
its just too expensive and accomplishes too little
but that is true for SLS too so maybe its something political in the background actually

Anonymous No. 15965394

>>15965388
I go into every moon lander with the expectation that it wont

Anonymous No. 15965395

>>15965390
You forgot "once in a century Cat 6 hurricane annihilates KSC". The Alabama river rocks alone will set them back millions.

Anonymous No. 15965396

>>15965320
Humans in 2 is moving to 3.
3 is moving to 4.

Anonymous No. 15965397

>>15965367
> The contractor layoffs reportedly took those affected by surprise. On Reddit, someone who said they were one of the people affected reported getting an email at the end of the day Jan. 4 informing them they had been laid off effectively immediately, and lost computer and building access within an hour. “It was shocking and lightning fast,” that person said.

https://www.reddit.com/r/JPL/comments/18zjqiz/so_the_recent_announcement_by_admin_thoughts/

> 80 (and counting) contractors were laid off last night, myself included. Basically an email was sent at 5:30PM saying you're fired effective immediately and not to show up the next day. I didn't see the email until 6PM, then I lost all logical access at 6:30PM, so I couldn't even send out files and messages to my team! Then, I couldn't badge back into my building. It was shocking and lightning fast. Based on what I gathered from conversations, JPL employees will more than likely experience layoffs as well (although I would think they'll have a significant heads up, unlike contractors). Layoff city indeed.
>Edit: Good luck to the JPLers and contractors out there!

Anonymous No. 15965399

>>15965370
>you have 40 hours to live
what would you do?

Anonymous No. 15965400

>>15965386
Falcon 1 launch 3

Anonymous No. 15965402

JPL is unraveling

Good.

Anonymous No. 15965403

>>15965399
have pizza

Anonymous No. 15965404

>>15965399
try to land on the moon

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Anonymous No. 15965405

I want to see a pic like this but SLS, Falcon Heavy, Starship, New Glenn, Vulcan and maybe Terran R and some of the small rockets all on their pads together in one shot

Anonymous No. 15965406

>>15965399
Steal anon's pizza

Anonymous No. 15965407

>>15965405
The small launcher pads are too far away for that.

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Anonymous No. 15965408

If solids are so powerful why don’t we make rockets out of them

Anonymous No. 15965412

>>15965408
Because you can't actively throttle them so you are stuck with whatever burn profile they designed it with

Anonymous No. 15965414

>>15965412
>can't actively throttle them
You can with electric solid propellants

Anonymous No. 15965415

>>15965412
I'd ride an Ares, fuck it. Save mass by leaving out the escape tower, too.

Anonymous No. 15965417

>>15965415
https://www.nami.org/Advocacy/Policy-Priorities/Responding-to-Crises/National-Hotline-for-Mental-Health-Crises-and-Suicide-Prevention

Anonymous No. 15965418

>jpl layoffs
>peregrine dead
>artemis delays
save us elon

Anonymous No. 15965419

>>15964944
>Missile Attack UMS
>No Rush 30 min

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Anonymous No. 15965420

>>15965408
we tried

Anonymous No. 15965421

>>15965420
>shake shake shake!
>shake your payload!
>shake shake shake!
>shake your payload!!

Anonymous No. 15965424

>>15965414
Not feasible at the scale needed for a real rocket

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Anonymous No. 15965430

>Rape your payload on the way to orbit
The absolute state of old space

Anonymous No. 15965431

>>15965424
Why can't you scale up ESP's the same way we do SRB's?

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Anonymous No. 15965434

>>15965412
>you can't actively throttle them
There are solutions for that

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Anonymous No. 15965436

>>15965421
>shake shake shake, shake your payload, shake your payload
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aqoDrWXnld0

Anonymous No. 15965437

>>15965434
>lox
>solid
No

Anonymous No. 15965439

>>15965437
just use sox
ezpz

Anonymous No. 15965440

burgerbros... how could this happen? i thought we couldn't make mistakes?

Anonymous No. 15965452

>>15965418
I don't think people realize how bad the space industry is collapsing right now. Every program I'm involved with is seeing a minimum of 20% budget cut that wasn't forecasted

Anonymous No. 15965455

>>15965431
The srb that flew on Vulcan today is 70 ft long and 5ft in diameter. Think of the electrical system/batteries you would need to pass current all through something that big

Anonymous No. 15965457

>>15965455
idk it'll work, they can make it work

Anonymous No. 15965458

>>15965412
So? You should work out your burn profile in advance.

Anonymous No. 15965466

>>15965399
jack off, jack off with my ass, eat the best foods i can

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>>15965399
barrel roll

Anonymous No. 15965509

>>15964743
most normal mass replay in ohio :skull:

Anonymous No. 15965510

https://twitter.com/SpaceX/status/1744581130727391488

SpaceX full company talk

Anonymous No. 15965511

>>15965510
FUCK YEAAAAAAAH

Anonymous No. 15965512

>>15965510
1h 13min damn

Anonymous No. 15965513

>>15964751
that guy has to be a grifter
his timeline is just uploading every single conspiracy video on tiktok

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Anonymous No. 15965515

>>15965510
I think this is an old talk from 2017, but probably not one shared outside the company

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>>15965515

Anonymous No. 15965519

>>15964974
goofy ahhh url

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Anonymous No. 15965520

>>15965518
> we want to be really frugal so we can pay for the development of BFR and the satellite constellation

Anonymous No. 15965525

>>15965510
This is 6+ years old, before falcon heavy demo

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Anonymous No. 15965532

SN10 had only a brief braaap moment.

IFT-2 was especially stinky looking on the way up.

Is the green-brown exhaust a sign of good or bad?

Anonymous No. 15965533

nasa is dead. spacex is the west's last hope.

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Anonymous No. 15965534

You suddenly remember

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Anonymous No. 15965535

>>15965532
SSSNNNIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFF

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Anonymous No. 15965536

>>15965534

Anonymous No. 15965537

>>15965520
So that was a lie
>>15965532
Its a sign that jeets were working in the tanks.

Anonymous No. 15965539

>>15965536
The skin is too glowy but why the fuck does this look realistic and not uncanny valley what the fuck.

Anonymous No. 15965546

>>15965537
lie how? they did starlink, they got Falcon 9 extremely reliable and high cadence

Anonymous No. 15965547

>>15965539
these are on the level of looking indistinguishable from real pictures with the newest model
especially if you add something like "phone photo" or whatever

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Anonymous No. 15965549

>>15965510
https://twitter.com/WholeMarsBlog/status/1744591946256175157

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Anonymous No. 15965550

>>15965370
>It’s over

we warned you white man why didn't you listen

Anonymous No. 15965552

>>15965452
High interest rates and stagflation are a bitch when all your costs are front loaded like a space mission. Our only hope is that memedrive direct lift with beamed power or laser lightcraft becomes competitive with Falcon 9.

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Anonymous No. 15965553

>>15965399
i'd like to go on a date with...miss ballin'

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Anonymous No. 15965556

>>15964620
Redditors saided me they used inch pound torque setting instead of foot pound torque setting on they bolt machine

Anonymous No. 15965558

>>15965532
It's not great, it means either unburnt oxidizer or convection heated atmospheric O2 is reacting with atmospheric N2. BE-4 doesn't make shart clouds as ORSC so I suspect it's the atmospheric O2.

Anonymous No. 15965559

>>15965558
That's interesting anon. Plausible even. I hope you didn't make that up just now.

Anonymous No. 15965563

>>15965559
I make everything up

Anonymous No. 15965564

>>15965559
The shart cloud is NO2, I'm confident of that. The question is what's causing it, and I know cars and motorcycles start burning nitrogen above some critical temperature which instafails emissions tests and is the #1 cause of older models getting canceled this century.

Anonymous No. 15965565

>SpaceX would never engage in anticompetitive behaviour
>supporting the Russian engine ban (morally correct, but still clearly a shot across ULA's bow)
>Transporter missions exist solely to drive smallsat launchers out of business (Gwynne has basically outright stated this live on stage)
They also play the FCC/ITU "protest everyone's frequency proposals" game to an extent but their seething competitors are far worse with that do it hardly counts.
Those are the public ones, who knows what goes on behind the scenes but Musk didn't get to where he is by turning the other cheek no matter how magnanimous he used to act (lmao Tesla (((open patent))) poison pill). ULA Anon is a bit high on the seethe but he isn't wrong. Musk makes it a game of pushing the limits and rules as far as he can and then one step further everywhere, it wouldn't surprise me to see it in contract negotiations as well. The actual truth is that SpaceX is far enough ahead that they don't need to be purposefully anticompetitive to undercut everyone else.

Anonymous No. 15965569

>>15965565
Ula anon is wrong, those examples are reaching and weak as shit
Trying to say that transporter missions are uncompetitove is absolutely fucking ridiculous
Why would spacex need to drive some smallsat launchers out of business? They are irrelevant and they go out lf business because they cant compete, ot due to some anti-competitive actions

Anonymous No. 15965582

>>15965569
Of course the public examples aren't going to be actual illegal behaviour or they'd be getting sued for it. But you tell me why SpaceX changed their stance from "rideshares are too much effort for the little extra money we could make from them" to "we're gonna enact TSD with no regards to profit margin". It's not for cadence since they launch like three these per year.

Anonymous No. 15965584

>>15965582
To foster a space economy for payloads
Stuff is being launched on these that would never launch on microsat launchers
And where are you getting that they arent making any money? They even added a second kind of rideshare now for other orbits

Anonymous No. 15965586

>>15965584
>>15965582
What you are vasically saying, they should not serve some markets (and leave money on the table + remove opportunities for launch for some customers alltogether) just so that some dmallsat launchers would have a chance get some business? That is retarded

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Anonymous No. 15965591

I'm a cowboy
On a steel horse I ride
I'm wanted dead or alive
Wanted dead or alive

Anonymous No. 15965599

What is a parsec and why is it used as a measurement of distance instead of light-years?

Anonymous No. 15965600

desu I'm disappointed that elon isn't doing wild drugs every day
Destigmatize recreational drugs

Anonymous No. 15965601

>>15965600
Gtfo druggie YWNGTS

Anonymous No. 15965604

>>15965591
Embrace the wonder, dear seeker of cosmic truths, for the universe is a tapestry of unfathomable beauty, and we are but humble voyagers in its endless expanse

Anonymous No. 15965611

>>15965601
Given how fungus-dependent early colonists will be and the general farming-effort-to-usefulness ratio of hemp products I guarantee you there will be psilocybin and THC in space some day.

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Anonymous No. 15965613

>>15965320
Former astro and consultant (for NASA?) wants the first crewed mission pushed back to Artemis 3.
https://twitter.com/Astro_Jose/status/1744532055319605568?t=wFpPn5Og42cRD40nc2X8ww&s=19

Anonymous No. 15965614

>>15965613
Cancel Orion and SLS already. Use a fully reentry capable Starship for crew+lander.

Anonymous No. 15965615

>>15965611
'Some day' will be when the colony has one slum, which I expect around 2080.

Anonymous No. 15965616

>>15965584
>And where are you getting that they arent making any money?
They're not making no profit, but simple mathematics says it's far less than a normal mission. They have maybe 100 customers per Transporter mission, most of those will be at or below the 50 kg minimum buy-in, which at $275k gets them to ~$30 million per launch, which is about half normal rate and a few years ago was barely above cost. T'ain't much, especially once you consider the extra effort of dealing with dozens of customers and payloads which is the entire reason they didn't do it before. Even if the various tugs and larger sats get them to normal mission revenue they're still making less margin than on a single-payload flight.

>>15965586
>What you are vasically saying, they should not serve some markets
Nah this is obviously a good thing for payloads and market share and all in good competition, but it clearly constricts the already small addressable market for smallsat launchers even more. Sure most of those weren't gonna make it anyways but this way it's even harder, meaning from the possible SpaceX point of view there's less investor money being siphoned away to others and fewer chances one of them could actually get big enough to compete. People here like to complain why nobody's building a Starship competitor, it's because that shit costs billions and without being able to get a foot in the door you're not gonna get that money.

>>15965320
Did anyone seriously believe that the landing would happen before 28?

Anonymous No. 15965627

>>15965616
>They have maybe 100 customers per Transporter mission
No, typically they sell large blocks of space on Transporter missions to intermediate buyers, or to last mile space tug operators. Someone putting a 1U cubesat up is going to be 1-3 companies away from SpaceX.

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Anonymous No. 15965630

>>15965510
>SpaceX completed 18 successful missions in 2017
How far we've come

Anonymous No. 15965631

>>15965616
>Did anyone seriously believe that the landing would happen before 28?
They're stalling because they don't want Trump to get a manned moon landing.

Anonymous No. 15965637

>Orion needs a battery redesign due to problems with vibration

Oof...

Anonymous No. 15965642

>>15965627
That just makes the calculation less favourable, then.

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Anonymous No. 15965645

>>15964347
employed spacex retard here. You need to cope, seethe, and dilate. greetings to all the industry bros among us. This is my only post here so any other posts riding off this one are fake and gay
Also rocketgirls are based and furfags get the rope.

Anonymous No. 15965646

>>15965510
>>15965510
I guess they put this out in response to the hit piece about him rambling and being cooked in internal meetings.

Anonymous No. 15965647

>>15965642
Each middleman passes some of the cost on to their customers. They pay it because small launch is stupidly expensive $/kg (if you have a 50kg payload you can buy an entire $6M Electron flight or go rideshare/tug).

Anonymous No. 15965650

>>15965591
I love Bon Jovi

Anonymous No. 15965652

>>15965645
>another knick knack from a convention center for proof of employment
its getting embarassing how obvious you are.

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Astranon No. 15965653

>>15965645
Based.

Anonymous No. 15965655

None of you work at space companies stop LARPing with the same horrible evidence that gets easily deboonked. ID card with your face on card and in frame otherwise youre a fat nigger lying piece of shit bastard that only fools newfags.

Anonymous No. 15965659

>>15965655
No-one is going to post their ID card, you clearly don't understand the security of these companies

Anonymous No. 15965661

>>15965326
>Billionaire Elon Musk's SpaceX is taking longer than expected to reach certain development milestones, all four people said.
The only ones taking longer than expected are the FAA.

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Anonymous No. 15965668

>waaaah stop making me feel inadequate
hee hee hee no

Anonymous No. 15965669

15965652
sneed

Anonymous No. 15965673

>>15965659
Then you have no proof and are just a LARPing nigger as I said. Too bad!

Anonymous No. 15965683

>>15965645
Froyo flavor, now

Anonymous No. 15965694

>>15965683
Dilation, now

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Anonymous No. 15965695

>>15965652
lmao no one has the budget to hand out t-shirts at conventions. Only shit like this. How about you go outside and actually go to a convention.

Anonymous No. 15965704

>>15965661
Didn't Bill Gerstenmaier go in front of our elected retards and spell out exactly that recently?

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Anonymous No. 15965714

>>15965645
and there it is, a based post

Anonymous No. 15965731

>>15965714
and there it is, a trans post

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Anonymous No. 15965745

>>15965315
I know this
it's the guy that deals cards in casino

Anonymous No. 15965747

Tourist here, does this failure mean VIPER delayed?

Anonymous No. 15965756

>>15965599
>What is a parsec
parallax of one arcsecond
>why is it used as a measurement of distance instead of light-years?
Prolly historical reasons. Dunno.

Anonymous No. 15965805

>>15964327
too many diversity hires. aeronautics is the aryan man's domain

Anonymous No. 15965807

>>15964295
CAN SOMEONE PLEASE BRING BACK ROCKETDYNE THEY ARE THE ONLY COMPETENT ROCKET COMPANY TO HAVE EVER EXISTED

Anonymous No. 15965817

dood

Anonymous No. 15965839

Reminder that mild steel is virtually immune to rocket exhaust. Also reminder that Elon Musk falsely alleged that the Raptor engine has a higher heat flux than any other machine built by man.

Anonymous No. 15965842

>>15965613
Due to delays (SpaceX)

Anonymous No. 15965843

>>15965549
>>15965646
That makes sense. This was the day they claimed musk was in the drug. When the reality is just sleep deprivation/exhaustion from work. Lmao

They're really yet using shoddy reasoning to accuse some like that

Anonymous No. 15965854

>>15965843
>They're really yet using shoddy reasoning to accuse some like that
What about your personal drug use?

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Anonymous No. 15965855

Good job NASA. Take $200 from petty cash and get pizza for the office.

Anonymous No. 15965859

> Artemis 2 - planned late-2024 target after issues were uncovered with the Lockheed Martin-built (LMT.N) Orion crew capsule's batteries during vibration tests. The batteries will need to be replaced. Pushed back to 2025 or 2026.

See you Spring 2026. And four years between lauches is a fun cadance.

> Artemis 3 - planned late 2025 using the Starship landing system from NASA contractor SpaceX will likewise be pushed back. Billionaire Elon Musk's SpaceX is taking longer than expected to reach certain development milestones, all four people said.

And since Gateway is locked into the mission profile, NASA has to somehow get that up before that landing can happen. Call it -- 2028 or 2029.

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Anonymous No. 15965870

I have speculated about Musk being a cocaine user before only for it to be confirmed by WSJ.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NH4_rcq4jgQ

Anonymous No. 15965871

>>15965859
I hate NASA so fucking much.
>Artemis 1 went perfectly! Everything performed as expected!
>Year later
>Okay so there were several problems and we need to push back the next launch

Anonymous No. 15965882

>>15965614

Makes too much sense so they wont do it.

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Anonymous No. 15965883

>>15964840
Not only was it feasible but was actively considered as a backup during the Constellation Program.

Anonymous No. 15965886

>>15965870
You don't recognize a media smear job when you see one? Jesus man.

Anonymous No. 15965891

>>15965886
Could be the resident reddit that constantly seethes about SpaceX

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Anonymous No. 15965894

>>15965217
>...notice the resemblance between Nazi super-scientist Wehrner von Braun and the designer of the Saturn V,
>whose name was also Wehrner von Braun!
Gets me every time.

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Anonymous No. 15965896

>>15965886
Elon Musk using cocaine makes me like him even more. Kinda sad he dissed Adderall though.

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Anonymous No. 15965898

>>15964607
So how are they going to keep astronauts safe during the Artemis 2 launch?

Anonymous No. 15965899

>>15965898
Safe?

Anonymous No. 15965905

>artemis is being delayed
>every spaceflight fan knows its for all kinds of reasons
>nasa: its spacex's fault!
>normies: elon does it again! jail that fucker and nationalize spacex now!

Anonymous No. 15965917

NASA will hold a media teleconference at 1:30 p.m. EST Tuesday, Jan. 9, to provide an update on the agency’s lunar exploration plans for the benefit of all under Artemis.

Agency participants include:

NASA Administrator Bill Nelson
NASA Associate Administrator Jim Free
Catherine Koerner, associate administrator, Exploration Systems Development Mission Directorate
Amit Kshatriya, deputy associate administrator, Moon to Mars Program, Exploration Systems Development Mission Directorate

"To shreds you say?"

Anonymous No. 15965918

>>15965905

https://www.miamiherald.com/news/politics-government/article281848548.html

Very long but insightful read: Artemis is the sudden revival of Constellation because China landed Chang'e 4, which admitted was impressive but not really novel. But that didn't stop Washington from hurriedly piecing together Artemis.
Apollo was similarly rushed but had the funding and national will to do it.

Anonymous No. 15965943

>>15965550
Is that the Mexican girl from The Office?

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Anonymous No. 15965948

The Starlab design is finalized

https://x.com/starlab_space/status/1744692219414446188?s=46&t=ySaWSLoZU6lwZ7u03-FcBQ

> Today marks a major milestone: @VoyagerSH and @Airbus_Space have finalized a US-led transatlantic joint venture to design, build and operate the #Starlab commercial space station. We are officially Starlab Space, LLC. Read more:

https://www.prnewswire.com/news-releases/voyager-space-and-airbus-finalize-starlab-space-llc-joint-venture-302029350.html

Anonymous No. 15965953

>>15965599
it's something easy for astronomers to measure
and because it's something easy for astronomers to measure

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Anonymous No. 15965963

new NOTAM
>Jan 11, ~05:23 UTC
>Gravity-1
>Ship-borne platform, Yellow Sea
>Aimed at ~55° inclination
>Ship will be stationed near 36°.6 north, 121°.2 east
also, what the heck were they thinking with this design?

Anonymous No. 15966001

>>15965870
The WSJ is not a serious publication, you may as well post the National Enquirer

Anonymous No. 15966032

>>15965870
Bet Elon buys cocaine by the kilo

Anonymous No. 15966038

>>15965870
based.

Anonymous No. 15966059

Wasn’t paying attention since second starship test.
When is the next test?
PS. 2 weeks fags don't reply

Anonymous No. 15966064

>>15966059
2 weeks

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Anonymous No. 15966069

https://twitter.com/elonmusk/status/1744742359622140351

Anonymous No. 15966070

>>15966059
Circa 5 months

Anonymous No. 15966071

>>15966069
>news company is desperate for clicks that they resort to elon hit pieces
ars...

Anonymous No. 15966076

>>15966069
is that the meeting where Elon was alleged to be high.

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Anonymous No. 15966081

>simulation of peregrine lander failure

Anonymous No. 15966082

>>15966076
yes >>15965549

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Anonymous No. 15966085

>>15966081
illustration what happened on the left

Anonymous No. 15966088

>>15966069
Every MSM outlet should be met with total and constant scorn from every single person until such time as they are no longer able to financially remain stable.
If you meet a journalist on the road of life, spit in his eye and threaten his life.

Anonymous No. 15966091

we need to deregulate the media. Defamation laws are unconstitutional.

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Anonymous No. 15966102

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eneGYA11CWQ
> Starbase Tank Farm Gets An Overhaul For Flight 3 | Starbase Update

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Anonymous No. 15966105

>>15966102

Anonymous No. 15966106

>>15966069
When Trump is reelected, I hope we start arresting journalists again. I have journalist fatigue

Anonymous No. 15966107

>>15966069
post link to video I don't have twitter

Anonymous No. 15966109

>>15966106
Waste of a jail cell, just start randomly droning them at home. Fuck 'em.

Anonymous No. 15966114

>>15966069
What was it about anyways, did they say he snorted coke during the company talk or something?

Anonymous No. 15966115

>>15966106
ahem but how is he gonna be elected without Colorado

Anonymous No. 15966121

>>15966115
You're two weeks behind on news

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Anonymous No. 15966122

historical reminder

Anonymous No. 15966123

>>15966121
>You're two weeks behind on news
True, what are the current news? Have there any updates ?

Anonymous No. 15966124

>>15966107
here >>15965510

Anonymous No. 15966126

>>15966123
Stop that

Anonymous No. 15966128

>>15965510
This offers an extraordinary glimpse into the inner workings of SpaceX.

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Anonymous No. 15966129

>>15966114
https://archive.is/cGIxv

probably pic related

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Anonymous No. 15966131

>>15966126
C'mon man I just wanna get informed. Don't wanna derail the thread or anything like that.

Anonymous No. 15966134

>>15966129
and they do talk about the BFR (haven't watched the talk though) >>15965515
>>15965518
>>15965520

Anonymous No. 15966135

>>15965948
>mup da doo we wuz peanuts
Federal contracting rules are pure evil.

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Anonymous No. 15966138

https://twitter.com/Firefly_Space/status/1744751634465329268
MLV test section (yes it's carbon fiber)

Anonymous No. 15966140

>>15966129
Well to be fair the event was in fact cringeworthy I can barely watch the clip.

Anonymous No. 15966142

>>15966129
Funnily enough I watched parts of it and he sounds more coherent than usual.

Anonymous No. 15966143

>>15966138
Me on the right

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Anonymous No. 15966144

>>15965948
oh this has a 1min video as well
8m diameter and 8m length on the module

Anonymous No. 15966147

>>15966138
>fiber
nigga

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Anonymous No. 15966148

>>15966138
> Fresh off our new Auto Fiber Placement machine, our first MLV test article stands over 14 feet in diameter!

> This carbon composite structure is more than twice the size of Alpha’s. Stay tuned for more hardware and testing developments - 2024 is geared to be a big year for our medium launch vehicle!

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Anonymous No. 15966149

Firefly’s Falcon 9 competitor is taking shape ahead of 2025 debut

https://x.com/firefly_space/status/1744751634465329268?s=46&t=ySaWSLoZU6lwZ7u03-FcBQ

Anonymous No. 15966150

>>15966140
not really that cringeworthy when you look at the total output of talks Musk has given, he seems like he haven't slept in quite a few of them

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Anonymous No. 15966153

https://twitter.com/DerekdotSpace/status/1744737522775949498

https://images.nasa.gov/details/KSC-20240108-MH-AJN01-0001-CLPS_Peregrine_Mission_One_Astrobotic_ULA_Vulcan_Isolated_Launch_Views-M3159

Anonymous No. 15966155

>>15966153
Isn't that the rocket that's using BO engines? If so SpaceX is FINISHED.

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Anonymous No. 15966165

>>15965614
Yeah

Anonymous No. 15966167

>>15966155
Where are the next engines, Jeff?

Anonymous No. 15966171

>>15966114
Boomers who don't understand the BFG joke Elon made with the rocket and also he's been straying a bit far off the plantation recently, so he must be brought down. Just Our Democracy(tm) things.

Anonymous No. 15966179

>>15966171
How fucking old are these people, Doom came out 30 years ago

Anonymous No. 15966181

>>15966069
It's amazing how motherly shotwell acts in this video. She's guiding her severely autistic child through his presentation and makes sure the kids don't bully him.

Anonymous No. 15966183

>>15965948
>>15966144
cant wait for this to be built in 2033

Anonymous No. 15966186

>>15966069
Elon hasnt been this excited for Mars since 2016/2017. His excitement died out years ago

Anonymous No. 15966187

>>15966179
Doesn't mean the average normalfag boomer knows about it's in-jokes.
The whole thing is "sources familiar with him say he's been at secret parties where you have to leave your phone behind (convenient) and indulged in ketamine etc". It's a load of bullshit hearsay because as I said, he's been straying off the plantation a tad too much.

Anonymous No. 15966190

>>15966187
>Doesn't mean the average normalfag boomer knows about it's in-jokes.
You'd think even a moderately curious person would just google something they read and don't understand right away, doesn't everyone do that?

Anonymous No. 15966193

Well he still has tried weed which is enough for me to dismiss him as a junkie

Anonymous No. 15966194

>>15966190
Actually read shit? lolno.

Anonymous No. 15966200

>>15966194
Weird, if I read something and think to myself "the hell is that?/What's he saying?" it bugs me to not look into it at least a little bit, at least enough to satisfy the immediate confusion.

Anonymous No. 15966217

>>15966200
Most people are absolute retards about computers, including how to use search engines.

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🗑️ Anonymous No. 15966225

>>15965645
The rope you say...

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Anonymous No. 15966229

https://twitter.com/elonmusk/status/1744754715773075736

Anonymous No. 15966230

>>15966225
Kill yourself Noa

Anonymous No. 15966239

>>15966138
What a waste of money this company is.

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Anonymous No. 15966240

It's over.
https://twitter.com/astrobotic/status/1744770456626893215

Anonymous No. 15966246

>>15966240
seems to have salvaged some data from it at least, perhaps decreases the risk for the next one

Anonymous No. 15966282

>>15966153
404: Asset Not Found

The asset you were looking for either does not
exist or has been recently deleted.

Anonymous No. 15966284

https://twitter.com/Gwynne_Shotwell/status/1744777385604702208

GWYNNE POST

GWYNNE POST!

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Anonymous No. 15966293

>>15966284

Anonymous No. 15966306

almost time for the latest Artemis disappointment

Anonymous No. 15966307

how many moneys did the rockets cost?

Anonymous No. 15966309

>>15966307
a lot of moneys

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Anonymous No. 15966324

Staging

>>15966321
>>15966321
>>15966321
>>15966321
>>15966321

Anonymous No. 15966429

>>15964618
Basically the company and shareholders are being outright robbed by the executive team

Anonymous No. 15966484

>>15966106
you sound like your from a communist country.

Anonymous No. 15966630

>>15966181
The "Mommy Shotwell" thing wasn't a joke, anon.

Anonymous No. 15966699

Bill nelson is still alive?

Anonymous No. 15966811

>>15964898
moar SRBs

Anonymous No. 15966822

>>15965408
shit's heavy yo
also transporting a 2000 ton firework is risky business

Anonymous No. 15966826

>>15965896
he's already too high-strung to get good use from Adderall, it's the best when you just aren't built like him

Anonymous No. 15966916

>>15966129
>BFR
>Big F--ng Rocket
These people are fucking retarded. Everybody in tech knows that BFR is a play off BFG, where the F stands for Fucking. Talk about making a mountain out of a grain of sand.