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Anonymous at Tue, 5 Mar 2024 12:34:38 UTC No. 16058081
Have you had your 217th booster yet, anon? The science shows that it's safe.
https://www.fau.eu/2024/03/05/news/
>The man who has now been examined by researchers at FAU claims to have received 217 vaccinations for private reasons. There is official confirmation for 134 of these vaccinations.
> “The number of memory cells was just as high in our test case as in the control group,” explains Katharina Kocher, one of the leading authors of the study. “Over all, we did not find any indication for a weaker immune response, rather the contrary.”
Anonymous at Tue, 5 Mar 2024 12:40:03 UTC No. 16058086
>>16058081
unironically saying gigavaxx is good for you this is surreal
Anonymous at Tue, 5 Mar 2024 13:43:39 UTC No. 16058127
>received 217 vaccinations for private reasons
He was probably a homeless guy taking the jabs for $5 to provide the unvaxxed with vaxx certificates.
Anonymous at Tue, 5 Mar 2024 14:38:58 UTC No. 16058156
They must have accidentally put some opioids in his vaccines
Anonymous at Tue, 5 Mar 2024 14:41:22 UTC No. 16058158
>>16058127
certified >>/biz/ moment
Anonymous at Tue, 5 Mar 2024 14:54:02 UTC No. 16058168
>>16058081
GIGAVAXXXED
Anonymous at Tue, 5 Mar 2024 21:56:36 UTC No. 16058853
okay hear me out: what if the vaccine was a placebo all along?
Anonymous at Tue, 5 Mar 2024 21:58:51 UTC No. 16058856
>>16058853
>okay hear me out: what if the vaccine was a placebo all along?
But then who was phone???
Anonymous at Tue, 5 Mar 2024 22:04:44 UTC No. 16058860
>>16058853
>>16058853
placebos are used for double blind experiments right?
Anonymous at Tue, 5 Mar 2024 22:25:11 UTC No. 16058885
>>16058081
wait doesn't being near a jab already basically condemns you to a short life expectancy and horrible dna mutations ?
Anonymous at Tue, 5 Mar 2024 22:31:49 UTC No. 16058895
Lmao this world is so silly
Anonymous at Wed, 6 Mar 2024 07:30:04 UTC No. 16059496
>>16058885
they didn't test for that
just that his body has a strong immune response to the covid spike protein from early 2020 lol