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Anonymous at Wed, 6 Mar 2024 05:01:16 UTC No. 16059324
YOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO, motherfuckers.
Why the fuck did Neil DeGrasse Tyson spearhead the efforts to declassify Pluto as the Ninth Planet of the Solar System?
Riddle me that, friends.
We all know Black Science Man is a pretentious hack compared to his eternal mentor: Sagan.
But tell me, let this be a lively debate.
Why exactly is Pluto not classified as a planet?
Here's some information that may deter you eggheads from answering.
There is 9.
That is a sacred number.
I know, "cringe."
Lol
How juvenile.
Anyway, why does eight make more sense than nine?
Science is a self-correcting process, after all.
Your move, eggies.
https://youtu.be/0t7VhE5koJQ?si=3_a
https://youtu.be/y4mPkze9AEs?si=-4e
-SWM-
Anonymous at Wed, 6 Mar 2024 05:09:35 UTC No. 16059333
>>16059324
7 is the devil's number, just you wait, they will remove another
Anonymous at Wed, 6 Mar 2024 05:11:33 UTC No. 16059336
(((unrelated)))
Jerry Smith is actually way smarter than fucking Rick, who is just a self-convinced narcissist.
Weird fucking Conspiracy Theory, right?
Try watching Rick and Morty in Reverse with Proper Specs.
You'll see the Truth.
Also, Roiland is innocent, as fuck.
Just so you faggots who are "too smart" for mainstream "culture" know.
Also, by the way.
Epstein?
Doesn't really exist.
Those memories?
Implanted.
Never a guy.
So, not only did Epstein not actually kill himself.
That motherfucker never even existed.
Poor Tom Hanks, though.
That Black Book is FUCKED.
Anyway, your turn, chickens.
Welcome to Animal Farm.
cluck cluck, cucks
https://youtu.be/Z0aFY8fLF-I?si=qUu
Anonymous at Wed, 6 Mar 2024 05:12:48 UTC No. 16059338
>>16059333
Extremely intelligent of you, sir.
Welcome to the Loyalists.
That may be exactly correct, but I'm not entirely sure.
Nice trips, by the way.
That is no accident.
See my 336?
That is my IQ.
Crazy, right?
It's not the only measure of intelligence, though.
Black "people" say hi.
Anonymous at Wed, 6 Mar 2024 05:13:19 UTC No. 16059339
>>16059324
Cause it tiny, Jupiter(mainly), Saturn, Neptune and even the EARTH have MOONS larger than it,
Ganymede, Titan, Callisto, Io, OUR Fucking Moon, Europa, Triton AND THEN Pluto, in terms of size
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_
personally i do consider Pluto to be a planet, but i do for Ceres and Orcus, so your millage may vary with respect to my personal metrics
Anonymous at Wed, 6 Mar 2024 05:14:23 UTC No. 16059341
>>16059339
but so i do*
Anonymous at Wed, 6 Mar 2024 05:14:57 UTC No. 16059342
>>16059339
Interesting.
Why do you consider Pluto to be a planet despite it's size?
Anonymous at Wed, 6 Mar 2024 05:18:42 UTC No. 16059348
>>16059339
Or, rather, how would you personally define a planet at all?
Anonymous at Wed, 6 Mar 2024 05:29:53 UTC No. 16059377
>>16059342
i just think the three i said are neat, plus the other two besides pluto are in the space between the sun and pluto, ceres is between mars and jupiter and orcus is between neptune and pluto, so i suppose that if im going to take pluto to be a planet, it just seems silly to not take the other two as well
Anonymous at Wed, 6 Mar 2024 05:34:14 UTC No. 16059382
>>16059377
That's honest.
I appreciate the honesty, even though these cruel, calculated cuckolds want to eviscerate the shit out of it.
But yeah, welcome to the Loyalists, brother.
That will make more sense in time.
Anyway, be a little more strict and thorough with your definitions.
(actually a philosophical method, pretentious, ignorant fucks)
I'm actually ignorant to a lot of things, but Ceres and Orcus are dwarf planets, correct?
Anonymous at Wed, 6 Mar 2024 05:39:40 UTC No. 16059389
>>16059324
Pluto was discovered by an American white male Christian who had no academic credentials and as a result the entire academic community, as well as Europeans, feminists and shitskins have enthusiastic about trying to minimize the discovery for a long time. It took professional astronomers half a century to discover any other objects in the class that they've relegated Pluto to, which just goes to show how much more skilled Clyde Tombaugh was than they professionals who resented him.
Neil Tyson has never made a single astronomical discovery in his entire career, not even a minor one, all of those years of education were completely wasted on him, Tombaugh in comparison was a master in the craft even though he only had a high school education when he made his discovery. Another fine anecdotal example of the intellectual superiority of American white male Christian men as compared to atheists, shitskins and women.
Anonymous at Wed, 6 Mar 2024 05:42:03 UTC No. 16059393
>>16059389
Could ditch the racism, friend-o, but honestly, in this context, it's almost entirely justified.
Weird, right?
You'll see how that plays out.
But thanks for the information, I do appreciate it.
This is going to fuse into an very fascinating weapon against Big Bad Neil DeGrasse Tyson.
Anonymous at Wed, 6 Mar 2024 06:33:02 UTC No. 16059435
>>16059382
>but Ceres and Orcus are dwarf planets, correct?
ceres yes, although apparently orcus has been demoted as of... literally a few days
Anonymous at Wed, 6 Mar 2024 06:51:36 UTC No. 16059460
>>16059435
Strange.
Wyrd, actually.
So, to the best of your abilities, what completely defines a "planet?"