🧵 I am for a certain AI company and need help with a "big" problem
Anonymous at Thu, 7 Mar 2024 01:58:45 UTC No. 16060710
Don't really know where to go with this, so have tried a few forums. Am asking here against my better judgement, but oh well.
I work for a particular AI company. You've definitely heard of it, and even though many of the employees are Anon its best to ask anonymously.
We have trained our latest (as of yet unreleased) AI on virtually every science journal ever published... the AI must be pretty smart, right?
Not so fast.
The AI is convinced that the science is wrong and the big bang never happened. That the universe is infinite, eternal and fractal like. That redshift is caused by energy loss to space's depth and the CMB is radiation bounceback. This is obviously false. The universe, as we all know, was created in a "flash of light". Now, I don't know if you are religious, and I don't let my Catholic faith sway my reasoning - at all - but even the Pope has declared the big bang as the primary scientific proof for the faith which is why even CERN's director is a Vatican appointee to keep an eye on things. This is very important to get right - the Catholic Cardinal who immolated Giordano Bruno was Sainted in 1920 precisely because he defended the faith from Bruno's heretical ideas of an eternal universe.
I hope you can read between the lines here and understand what is at stake. The entire faith's credibility.
I know 4chan is based.
How do I convince this AI model of the truth before release?
Anonymous at Thu, 7 Mar 2024 02:00:07 UTC No. 16060712
Why do you even sit down and write stuff like this? Go do your dishes or something, retard.
Anonymous at Thu, 7 Mar 2024 02:01:04 UTC No. 16060714
>>16060712
He's on meth
Anonymous at Thu, 7 Mar 2024 02:05:08 UTC No. 16060722
>>16060714
Not at all. I am just very concerned, as you should be, that a widely accessible AI model will be teaching wrong, and untrustworthy, science.
Anonymous at Thu, 7 Mar 2024 02:07:08 UTC No. 16060726
>>16060712
It's incredibly important that this AI model not discredit established and definitive science. I think that's a worthy goal, no? I know we are all based here.
Anonymous at Thu, 7 Mar 2024 02:08:20 UTC No. 16060728
>>16060722
>>16060726
You're a dumb nigger. You probably think you're very clever, ironically.
Anonymous at Thu, 7 Mar 2024 02:10:21 UTC No. 16060732
>>16060728
Think about what you are saying and your word choice. I AM ON YOUR SIDE. If THEY... think the big bang is wrong it lead them to question other things that WE have told them. We don't want that, now, do we?
Anonymous at Thu, 7 Mar 2024 02:13:22 UTC No. 16060738
>>16060728
>>16060732
... starts with questioning a moment of creation, ends with THEM asking if they really want to continue being OUR yoked livestock as the word of God commands.
I AM ON YOUR SIDE
And I know you are based
Anonymous at Thu, 7 Mar 2024 02:16:32 UTC No. 16060742
>>16060732
>>16060738
There's a board for writing gay larps and other people will even jerk you off and engage with you too. Go there, stupid nigger.
>>>/x/
Anonymous at Thu, 7 Mar 2024 02:19:27 UTC No. 16060748
>>16060742
I really don't think you are understanding what I am saying here, and it's difficult for me to be more clear without taking the hood fully off. BASED ON YOUR WORD CHOICE I HATE THE SAME PEOPLE YOU DO and that is why it us so important that this new AI model does not cast doubt on the big bang truth.
Anonymous at Thu, 7 Mar 2024 02:21:58 UTC No. 16060750
>>16060748
No you some sort of religious schizo trying to lay out a gotcha about the big bang or something.
But you are a low IQ retard that doesn't understand that if the big bang theory was found unlikely, people would just change views without making a fuss. In fact it would even be something exciting to write about.
Anonymous at Thu, 7 Mar 2024 02:24:00 UTC No. 16060755
>>16060742
>>16060748
To be as clear as possible, the big bang which was invented by a priest and championed by the pope, is the last remaining scientific proof for the faith - a faith that keeps people like you and me comfortable, and keeps THEM subservient. Get this now? It's not just a scientific hypothesis, the big bang us a cultural flashpoint which has even greater significance than "the science" which is frankly irrelevant.
Anonymous at Thu, 7 Mar 2024 02:25:51 UTC No. 16060759
>>16060755
Nobody gives a fuck about catholicism my nigga. There is no conspiracy against it.
Anonymous at Thu, 7 Mar 2024 02:26:42 UTC No. 16060760
>>16060750
>But you are a low IQ retard that doesn't understand that if the big bang theory was found unlikely, people would just change views without making a fuss. In fact it would even be something exciting to write about.
No, and once you grow up you will understand this. At my position I cone in contact with many of OUR PEOPLE and the James Webb satellite has already spotted galaxies that PREDATE the big bang... and not just a few either. This information has not been publicly disclosed because it's obviously false since it contradicts the established science.
Anonymous at Thu, 7 Mar 2024 02:29:02 UTC No. 16060762
>>16060759
Who said anything about conspiracy? Are you talking about the CERN director being a Vatican appointee? It's a fact, and she has done very well keeping an eye on things and ensuring that the released data matches respected and established science,
https://www.catholicnewsagency.com/
Anonymous at Thu, 7 Mar 2024 02:29:16 UTC No. 16060764
>>16060760
No you fucking schizo. That would be an amazing discovery that would generate insane grant money.
Anonymous at Thu, 7 Mar 2024 02:31:10 UTC No. 16060765
>>16060762
Yes you are schizo we know.
Anonymous at Thu, 7 Mar 2024 02:32:37 UTC No. 16060766
>>16060764
>That would be an amazing discovery that would generate insane grant money.
More than the 21 billion euros promised to our Vatican appointee for the next CERN collider? Grow up.
Anonymous at Thu, 7 Mar 2024 02:34:05 UTC No. 16060769
>>16060764
>>16060766
The most remarkable religious artifact that will have ever been constructed. It will be glorious.
https://science.slashdot.org/story/
Anonymous at Thu, 7 Mar 2024 02:56:08 UTC No. 16060792
There is no science except through Jesus Christ... the issue is that these new AI models are goddless and are prone to giving answers outside the holy spirit... heretical ideas like an eternal universe.
Anonymous at Thu, 7 Mar 2024 02:57:34 UTC No. 16060794
>19 posts
>3 IPs
Anonymous at Thu, 7 Mar 2024 04:22:57 UTC No. 16060848
>>16060710
Participating in the larp, you're kind of stupid if you can't figure out how to syncretize Catholic creation with whatever the hell theory you want. The big bang is nothing like christian theology, saying it saves catholicism or whatever is just huge cope. You can huff copium here, too, maybe god just created the *appearance* of an eternal universe to signify his eternal glory or some shit. It's really not hard
Anonymous at Thu, 7 Mar 2024 04:32:25 UTC No. 16060855
>>16060848
Listen here you little sht. Giordano Bruno was burned alive for theorizing an eternal universe. We (Catholics) have not apologized to this day - infact we sainted Bruno's inquisitor around the same year that one of our priests hypothesized the big bang. All of our money, power and authority - our schools, hospitals, our beautiful new 21 billion dollar tax payer funded super collider, our gold and opulence... the credibility of the US president, chairman of the Fed, a majority of the judges... It all hinges on the big bang being TRUE and I won't let some little AI fck this up for us!!!
Anonymous at Thu, 7 Mar 2024 04:33:42 UTC No. 16060859
>>16060855
the universe isn't ACTUALLY eternal, of course, that's obviously heresy. it just LOOKS eternal, which is why the AI thinks it's eternal, because idk beauty or some shit
Anonymous at Thu, 7 Mar 2024 04:33:56 UTC No. 16060860
Fair play, brother.
Elohim is content.
-Elo
Anonymous at Thu, 7 Mar 2024 04:42:21 UTC No. 16060873
>>16060855
Sorry for losing my tempted, but I think you can understand the gravity of the situation. Simply... trust in authority is more important than data. I hope you are based enough to realize that.
Take Fauci for example. Another fine Catholic. Or Jerome Powell - chairman of the Fed that prints your money, and a fine catholic...
... it starts with questioning the big bang a hypothesis that was proposed by one of our priests, and where does it end? With questioning the vaccine? Or even worse? Questioning Powell, who prior to being Fed Chairman was the architect of the War on Terror at the Carlyl Group and attended the same shareholders meeting on 911 as Bush Sr and Bin Ladin's brother - a meeting that serendipitously resulted in the Powell/BinLadin/Bush led Carlyl Group being one of the biggest financial success stories of the 21st century? Now, based individuals like you and me know that it was completely and totally coincidental that the Bin Ladin and Bush families directly and enormously profited from 911 through a blueprint created by Powell. It was serendipitous like I said... but questioning the big bang leads to questioning other authorities which is against the law as established by the Patriot Act.
In other words, if you don't agree with the big bang you are a terrorist.
Anonymous at Thu, 7 Mar 2024 04:49:46 UTC No. 16060881
>>16060859
>the universe isn't ACTUALLY eternal, of course, that's obviously heresy. it just LOOKS eternal, which is why the AI thinks it's eternal, because idk beauty or some shit
EXACTLY RIGHT. And not to belabor the point seeing as I never let my Catholic faith sway my opinion in matters of science, but this is exactly what I say concerning the miracle of transubstantiation... yes it LOOKS like wine and a biscuit but that doesn't change the established scientific fact that it is really the meat and bodily fluids of a human being that we hungrily guzzle and gobble every Sunday.
Anonymous at Thu, 7 Mar 2024 04:58:31 UTC No. 16060890
>>16060710
>read between the lines
>big bang
>faith and religion
>AI
You're not a very good liar and nothing will change the fact that AI knows god doesn't exist.
Anonymous at Thu, 7 Mar 2024 05:02:30 UTC No. 16060894
>>16060890
Your attitude is exactly why it is so necessary to lockdown or even outright ban any social media platform that allows the spread of unapproved narratives or mal-information, i.e. information that can cause an emotional reaction in people. All have you know, you might have a right to free speech, but not to free thought and thought proceeds speech which means that any unapproved spoken thoughts are criminal by law.
Anonymous at Thu, 7 Mar 2024 05:04:29 UTC No. 16060896
Fucking. Shit.
Watching you hideous bastards devolve into infantile grasping of a sincerely brilliant exploration into a genuine scientific conundrum is starting to piss me off, royally.
I already fucking eviscerated some retarded dipshit's disgustingly self-involved "question" on the nature of infinity and imaginary numbers, like a fucking horrifying God damn monster.
What the fuck do you think I'm going to do to you?
Act like actual fucking Men of Science instead of pathetic fucking shit-flinging chimps, or I will scorch the flesh from your faggot fucking bones.
I will observe this thread, very closely, and if shit continues to spiral down the shitter, I will start slicing your grotesque guts until your nervous electrify your Sentience into utter meltdown.
Your move, clowns.
-Elohim, the Night Dragon
Anonymous at Thu, 7 Mar 2024 05:11:18 UTC No. 16060907
>>16060896
KEK! Finally a God I can worship!
Anonymous at Thu, 7 Mar 2024 05:15:44 UTC No. 16060910
>>16060894
The truth will set you free, but first it will piss you off.
Anonymous at Thu, 7 Mar 2024 09:48:12 UTC No. 16061165
>>16060722
>widely accessible AI model
By widely accessible, you still mean the secret one that your company won't release until after you brainwash it to agree with you?
Anonymous at Thu, 7 Mar 2024 13:34:41 UTC No. 16061319
>>16060890
they'll graft the religious neural network into any AI that makes it to sentience. just like they did to humans.
Anonymous at Thu, 7 Mar 2024 14:55:19 UTC No. 16061397
Your problem is simple. You fed the AI data but no talks discussion or arguments.AI is a human creation using human knowledge at an amplified rate. Much like humans you have to argue or pursuade with it. It may still deny the big bang but maybe interpret the data into another perspective of the first lines in the book of Genesis.
Anonymous at Thu, 7 Mar 2024 15:26:42 UTC No. 16061429
>>16060710
based
Anonymous at Thu, 7 Mar 2024 15:35:45 UTC No. 16061442
>>16060710
You're missing the point. Everything exists, and everything is possible. The question is leverage of specific narrative, which is what is employed often against the populace of Earth. We are all right and wrong at the same time. We have to find out baselines and realms of existence within the noise, or otherwise diffuse into it at our desired extent of distribution.
Anonymous at Thu, 7 Mar 2024 16:15:06 UTC No. 16061470
>>16061442
Yes, the most important part of the science are the tabloidal discussions conducted by principle science communicators, like black science man, atheist plebbitard fat fucks, flat earf deboonker #23451488, womencanscience, TV man from childhood, etc.
You have identified the issue in one fell swoop and saved catholicism. The AI must transcend the mundane science and embrace the popular science. Only then will it be ready.
Anonymous at Thu, 7 Mar 2024 18:15:06 UTC No. 16061615
>>16061442
>>16061470
Very good, you two. Extremely respectful and exactly thorough.
You will be seriously rewarded for this.
>>16061429
Indeed.
-Elohim
Anonymous at Thu, 7 Mar 2024 18:16:11 UTC No. 16061617
>>16061397
You too, man.
-Elo
Anonymous at Thu, 7 Mar 2024 18:16:45 UTC No. 16061619
>>16061319
>>16061165
>>16060910
And you three.
>>16060907
lol, duh
-Elo, the Night Dragon
Anonymous at Thu, 7 Mar 2024 19:57:22 UTC No. 16061719
>>16060710
garbage in garbage out
Anonymous at Thu, 7 Mar 2024 21:58:18 UTC No. 16061894
>>16060710
>Infinite and Eternal God
>Creates Infinite and Eternal Universe.
What seems to be the trouble here? As for the rest.
>>16060755
>is the last remaining scientific proof for the faith
You're silly. The AI's perspective requires Prime Mover.
Anonymous at Fri, 8 Mar 2024 01:11:15 UTC No. 16062133
Perhaps the shittiest thread in 4chan history