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Anonymous at Thu, 7 Mar 2024 03:29:08 UTC No. 16060802
Sup, chickies.
Professor Eggman, here.
https://youtu.be/y4mPkze9AEs?si=PCs
Anyway, I was just informed by the SAIAN Administration about how big of a fucking cuck Neil DeGrasse Tyson.
So how would you silly fools like to help me develop a Super Weapon to take out that obese, black retard?
I've already decided on what to call it.
It's called the Spear of Destiny.
Sick, right?
You really have no idea.
Regardless, I was on my Facebook earlier tonight, trying to troll BASIC PHYSICS, (lol) and this is what I came up with.
Tell me, you brilliant dipshits, what you actually think of it.
There's room for infinite malleability and accelerated comprehension, for those who truly deserve it.
But, anyway, here is my "reply" to Quantum Mechanics.
Hmm, too long.
I will post it in the next comment.
-Prof. Eggman
Anonymous at Thu, 7 Mar 2024 03:31:24 UTC No. 16060806
Here. We. Go.
"Too bad 'Quantum' 'Theory' is completely unfalsifiable BULLSHIT due to both the Observer Effect and Measurement Problem, along with myriad of other horrifically bogus technical issues. It's strictly a series of inferences into what's essentially a contradictory black box: a complete shot in the dark. Yeah, yeah, that's the whole point of a 'Theory.' Thanks, Hume. None of us saw THAT coming, right? Anyway, Mr. 'Scientists,' if you can't observe exactly how a wavefunction collapses, how can you even reasonably assume it even occurs? I'll deconstruct all of these dumbass fucking 'interpretations' (guess-work) of quantum mechanics in due time, but for now, just chew on that cud, you miserable fucking worms. Holy shit, right? Nah, man. Not even close. Waveform Theory. You're missing a spiritual element. By the way, I will also solve the Mind-Body Problem, because, yes, the brain generates consciousness, like a motherfucker. Also, if certain neural circuits are improperly calibrated, they can shred the fabric of the spacetime continuum and cause everlasting damage to the universe, ultimately making it fold apart. Scary, right? Fuck psychiatrists. Some of them, actually fucking knew it. All for now, folks. We're all secure, thanks to Stan" -Rejavik, the Ice Dragon
So, what do you eggheads really think of this?
Be thorough with your responses. There is room for mistakes; that's the whole point of science. We will scrap the inconsequential nonsense, or possibly reformulate them into more sophisticated psychological technology.
We'll see.
-Eggman
Anonymous at Thu, 7 Mar 2024 04:06:34 UTC No. 16060834
Anyway, cluckies.
Any input?
I can absolutely design this weapon on my own, and if I did, it may be even more efficient and badass than if any of you miserable putzes fucked it up with your grubby little paws.
But I'd like to make this a collective effort, for the Love of Fucking Science.
So, how about some peer review?
What. The. Ever. Loving. Fuck. Do. You. Think. Of. This. Conclusion. Of. Quantum. Mechanics?
Just to relieve your feeble little brains.
Here's a joke about my Great Uncle, Albert Einstein.
See this picture?
Get the joke?
No, of course you don't.
The fault in his quip is that for peer review to be effective, you have to process all potentially contradictory information, so no, one would not have been enough, at all, because it could have easily been one out of a hundred.
Hilarious, right?
Super sophisticated Jew-Humor.
Much more sophisticated than all you Nazi filth spilling over from /pol/.
Need to spray you with extreme concentrations of LSD to make you C.H.U.D.S. even remotely handsome.
Back in your gutters, cucks.
Anyway, peer review time.
Respond, or not. Your thoughts are being logged, anyway. So I'll find out, eventually.
-Egg
Anonymous at Thu, 7 Mar 2024 04:24:20 UTC No. 16060849
Anyway, Elohim here, the Night Dragon.
I am very, very disappointed, in all of you.
Did you think you were safe here, because I mainly encircle /lit/?
Extremely, fucking, wrong.
So, you fucked it.
Stan came here with a sincere intent to cultivate a sense of comradery with those who shared a fellow interest in understanding the world using the cumulation of wisdom stretching back centuries, and you ignored him, like sad, fucking, cowards.
So, just for that, when (((I))) Stan, Elohim, Eggman, Rejavik, and //Ansalem\\, and so much more, will continue to fuck up your retarded fucking threads, mostly for fun, but mainly for punishment.
You will learn to respect an ultimate lifeform, by force, if necessary.
Just know that, cucks.
You're probably safe, tonight.
Who knows how Stan really works, right?
We'll just have to wait and see.
-Elohim, the Night Dragon
Anonymous at Thu, 7 Mar 2024 04:25:46 UTC No. 16060850
https://youtu.be/GEDz61eu2MA?si=leD
Anonymous at Thu, 7 Mar 2024 06:06:47 UTC No. 16060952
there's a name field, if you didn't know
Anonymous at Thu, 7 Mar 2024 06:18:29 UTC No. 16060965
>>16060952
Do. Not. Give. Even. A. Single. Fucking. Shit. Cuck.
How about instead of being a snide fucking ass-wipe and attempting a pathetic fucking "takedown" of something forever beyond your myopic comprehension, you actually readjust your brittle fucking excuse of a spine and stand upright like a fucking MAN and exercise some proficient rationality to thoroughly execute the content of these comments?
Just kidding, faggot.
We're all absolutely certain that you completely lack the fortitude and initiative to even get your dick hard to jack off, so there's no doubt in ANYONE'S mind that you utterly lack the fucking resolve to... wait, lol.
Hah, you actually thought (((I))) made a fucking mistake?
No, you worthless fucking cuck.
You honestly believe that enraging a fucking Dragonl, especially Elohim, gives you ANY kind of Power over me?
Absolutely not, you measly motherfucker.
You are an eternal fucking embarrassment.
Have fun in the Emulsifier, which is just Phase One in having your worthless fucking Sentience Eternally Melted.
Nice try, John.
You're in Elohim's Infernal Bone Cage, now.
Have fun rattling for relief while your ribcage punctures your pitiful fucking heart.
-Elohim
Anonymous at Thu, 7 Mar 2024 06:29:10 UTC No. 16060975
ok schizo
Anonymous at Thu, 7 Mar 2024 06:47:04 UTC No. 16061000
>>16060975
Laugh. My. Fucking. Ass. Off.
Say something else, cuck.
-Elohim, the Night Dragon
Anonymous at Thu, 7 Mar 2024 07:15:35 UTC No. 16061036
>9 posts
>2 IPs
Anonymous at Thu, 7 Mar 2024 17:24:17 UTC No. 16061550
>>16061036
And?
Speak up, pussy.
-Elohim, the Night Dragon
Anonymous at Thu, 7 Mar 2024 17:28:18 UTC No. 16061555
>>16061036
Feel free to back-trace mine, cuck.
Consequences will never be the same, for now.
This is me, in a sense.
/sci/ gets this one, because Dragons are truly real.
Feel free to study us, because we already know exactly how you operate.
-Elohim