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Anonymous No. 16063903

I've never doubted the integrity of bridges or the sound engineering behind bridges in general, when built correctly, with time-tested methods and materials, especially when the bridge is built to take me to a destination I need or want to go to. However, I would never cross this bridge, even if I was threatened with total social rejection and vilification, and the threat that if I don't cross this bridge, the water will flood over on this side of the river, and I'll be left behind to drown, while everyone else who crossed the bridge successfully will live happily ever after in complete safety on the other side of the river.

Does this make me an "anti-bridger"?

Anonymous No. 16063908

>>16063903
>happily ever after
that doesn't appear to be possible. so you might get a few more years with other humans which let's be real, is risky by default. or enjoy whatever you have left, on your terms.

Anonymous No. 16063915

>>16063908
I agree. Now, what if the governing body on this side of the river threatened to take my job away if I did not cross the bridge? Or, say, my right to board a plane, train bus or boat to travel? Or the convenience of sitting down inside a café or restaurant like everyone else who agreed they would cross the bridge? Should I then cross the bridge in that case, or continue to hold out?

Anonymous No. 16063918

>>16063915
depends on the bridge. getting vaxxed? or?

Anonymous No. 16063919

>whoa neat a thread about brid- actually it's about the fucking vaxx again
holy fuck do you guys ever get tired of this shit

Anonymous No. 16063926

>>16063919
What are you talking about? This is simply a conversation about risk/benefit analysis.

But on the topic, did you get your latest covid-19 booster? Oh, why not?

Anonymous No. 16063927

>>16063918
I don't know, anon, but that is an interesting parallel you bring up.

Anonymous No. 16063929

If hundreds of millions of people have crossed a bridge without it snapping, I'd say it's safe, and anyone scared of it is mentally ill.

Anonymous No. 16063930

>>16063929
But what if out of those hundreds of millions of people, tens or hundreds of thousands of them fell off and died, or were seriously injured? Then is it still worth it? I mean, why wouldn't I just stay on this side of the river and continue on with my life? Why would I take an unnecessary risk?

Anonymous No. 16063937

>>16063929
Ropes has a slow acting poison on them

Anonymous No. 16063942

>>16063930
I have a strange tendency to avoid doing what most people commonly do. But this can both help or impede.

Anonymous No. 16063943

>>16063929
What if on the other side of the bridge, the environment is more hostile, there are fewer resources, there are more wolves and bears, and it turns out the other side of the river was a better place to live to begin with? Then why ever cross the bridge in the first place?

Anonymous No. 16063949

>>16063943
>Then why ever cross the bridge in the first place?
especially since humans have a tendency to drag you down with them. and nobody asks anyone do anything out of the kindness of their hearts. they're all after something. but again, pretty much depends on the bridge.

Anonymous No. 16063951

>>16063903
Steel cable suspension with good quality staves woven between them. Obvious signs of repeated use? Whats not to like?

Anonymous No. 16063954

>>16063951
>What's not to like?
Slipping and plummeting to your death unnecessarily. Wolves on the other side. Etc.

Anonymous No. 16063959

>>16063951
Let's take 1000 people, some young, some old, some healthy, some sick, some skinny, some fat, and walk each of them, one by one, across this bridge, without any control over the weather conditions or other variables. Out of those 1000 people how many make it safely to the other side (where there may be wolves for all we know), and how many fall to their deaths in the river? Is this a risk you would be willing to take, and why?

Anonymous No. 16063965

>>16063954
>Slipping and plummeting to your death unnecessarily
this reminds me of that Superman joke

Anonymous No. 16063977

>>16063903
If the bridge fails you just swim to shore.

Anonymous No. 16063985

>>16063919
Ah shit. Fucking hate this board. I guess
>social villification
was the clue, OP youre an ass munching nigger

Anonymous No. 16063986

>>16063977
Faggots cant swim OP is screwed

Anonymous No. 16063993

>>16063977
I'd risk it in the complete opposite direction of other humans. any bridges to where friendly AGI god or something (aliens?) but maybe no humans?

Anonymous No. 16064003

>>16063977
But what if the rapids sweep you away and you drown, no matter how fast and skillful a swimmer you are?
>>16063985
Not true, anon, I would never munch the asses of the people telling me to cross this bridge, like you would.

Anonymous No. 16064004

>>16063943
>What if
What if not?

Anonymous No. 16064005

>>16063937
Wear gloves. Learn from the fuckup of your parents that rubber is important.

>>16063930
>what if
What if not?

Anonymous No. 16064008

>>16064004
yeah because trusting humans is always a good idea

Anonymous No. 16064010

>>16064004
>What if not?
The bridge doesn't look safe or structurally sound, the river looks dangerous, and I cannot predict the wind patterns and verocity. I'd rather just go back to the cabin and have dinner than add an extra risk to my life.

Anonymous No. 16064020

>>16064003
Nah seriously kys. Shoot your heart instead of the head this time, so you won't be a burden anymore. Sick of these low effort trash youbait threads. Did I say kys? Kys

Anonymous No. 16064027

>>16064020
>Did I say kys?
Yes, you did, but I will not do so.

Now, on a separate topic, have you stayed up-to-date on your covid boosters? Oh, why not?

Anonymous No. 16064031

>>16064020
>do as I say or kys faggot
yeah that'll convince him, not sus at all

Anonymous No. 16064053

>>16063930
Everyone knows those people fell because they were already going to die before they started crossing. They have unrelated conditions, and anyway falling off the bridge is normal. In previous years even a single death from falling from the bridge would have been a concern but it's so imperative that you get across that you can't let those people falling through the planks get to you.

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Anonymous No. 16064056

>>16064003
>But what if the rapids sweep you away and you drown, no matter how fast and skillful a swimmer you are?
Then I would cut the rope while society crosses.

Anonymous No. 16064061

>>16064056
I like where you're going with this

Anonymous No. 16064064

>>16064027
I never got the shot. But I also dont talk ad nauseum about it by making bait threads to farm ez yous.
>>16064031
youre just as bad as a queer on /v/ who cries SHILL anytime a thread is about vidya. Youre not smart for being paranoid

Anonymous No. 16064066

>>16064053
let alone any unforseen dangers that will pop up later on the other side. what if all wipe? smarter to have some who don't cross it. especially since it's a one way crossing

Anonymous No. 16064071

>>16064064
why do you insist them cross the bridge then? does them crossing the bridge make you feel better about you crossing it?

Anonymous No. 16064073

>>16064064
>I never got the shot
Tsk tsk tsk, antivaxxer. I bet you don't trust bridges either.
>youre just as bad as a queer on /v/
Who the fuck wastes their time on /v/? Oh, you do!

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Anonymous No. 16064090

>>16064064
>I never got the shot
Riiiiight

Anonymous No. 16064099

>>16064008
You aren't trusting humans. You aren't even trusting a bridge. You're trusting a verification system based on repeated experiments.

>>16064010
>The bridge doesn't look safe or structurally sound
You sound like a shit judge of what's safe or structurally sound if millions have safely crossed it and you think it looks dangerous. That's why data's so important and you shouldn't trust people. People, like you, are fucking stupid.

Anonymous No. 16064100

>>16064099
>You aren't trusting humans. You aren't even trusting a bridge. You're trusting a verification system based on repeated experiments.
why the fuck do you care if I cross the bridge or not? not your fucking problem. enjoy the other side.

Anonymous No. 16064102

>>16064071
>>16064073
>>16064090
I couldnt imagine the high you get from this shit. maybe you have to be underage, have fun kiddos

Anonymous No. 16064111

>>16064064
>But I also dont talk ad nauseum about it
Yeah instead you act as a backseat janny lmfao

Anonymous No. 16064121

>>16064099
>That's why data's so important

See >>16063959

Now, is there data on who has crossed this bridge and why? And if so, when you break that data down, how many have died or suffered injury in the process, and what were their ages, physical conditions, reasons for crossing the bridge, etc.? Would those who died or suffered injury crossing the bridge have died or suffered injury had they not attempted to cross the bridge? How did the crossing of the bridge impact their life expectancy or quality of life?

I agree, data is of crucial importance.

Anonymous No. 16064125

>>16063903
Now I am going to dream about this bridge...
.... so, thanks for that.

Anonymous No. 16064127

>>16064100
>why the fuck do you care if I cross the bridge or not?
It's a jungle out there. I might need to eat you to survive at some point. How the fuck should I know? It's not my hypothetical.

Why the fuck is what either of us wants relevant to whether or not the bridge is safe/being afraid to cross it is rational?

People, like you, can want to avoid doing rational shit, because people, like you, are fucking idiots.

Anonymous No. 16064135

>>16064127
Why is your use of commas so erratic?

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Anonymous No. 16064140

>>16064127
>just stop resisting!

Anonymous No. 16064144

>>16064121
>Now, is there data on who has crossed this bridge and why?
Yes.

>>16064135
A bracket killed my pet cat. That said one of those commas is a typo. My bad.

>>16064140
Resisting? Who's resisting what? We're talking about hypothetical bridges and I'm not telling you to do anything. I'm just insulting your intelligence and mental stability.

Anonymous No. 16064149

>>16064144
>Yes.
Show me the data or I'm not crossing the bridge. Even then, I still might not cross.

Anonymous No. 16064153

>>16064144
not crossing the bridge is a perfectly fine opportunity for the ones who crossed to wipe, so I'd be left enjoying, I mean rebuilding everything. see if the quantum immortality/suicide thing is real, me crossing the bridge would massively decrease the chances of not having to deal with your bullshit anymore. why waste such a perfectly fine opportunity? one could argue it's even worth some extra risk, just for the slight chance it might work out that way.

Anonymous No. 16064156

>>16064153 (Me)
basically my goals go beyond your understanding

Anonymous No. 16065235

I would burn the bridge down and criminally prosecute those who built it and profited off of it. I would also put all those who did cross it, and discriminated against those who didn't, into re-education camps for truth and reconciliation so that this crime of engineering is never allowed to happen again.

Anonymous No. 16065461

It's weird because even board of companies don't travel together in the same plane, on the off chances it crashes. This way someone is still in charge of that bitch. I've seen this shit practiced in the last 20 years in my shithole of country. Because it makes fucking sense.
Having EVERYBODY take the shot is literally fucking retarded. Past a certain point this shit became tyranny.

Anonymous No. 16065478

>>16065461
>Past a certain point this shit became tyranny
Well thank you captain obvious

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Anonymous No. 16065633

>>16063903
Bridge is a bad metaphor for the vax.

>Whole bridge is visible
>Vax is invisible

>You can determine on your own if you can cross the bridge safely
>Vax safety is assessed by people you don't know

>You can cross the river with a boat
>No alternative to not taking the vax for people whose livelihoods depend on it or entry requirements into certain facilities

>Bridge can still function if parts of it are gone or damaged
>Unknown effects on vaccine contamination or expiration

>If you fall into the river, you won't die if you know how to swim or rescued by someone
>If you suffer a severe reaction from the vax, you will die or suffer permanent injury

Anonymous No. 16065673

>>16065633
>Vax side effects were known before the roll put

>You can determine on your own if you can safely get the vax
>Vax safety is assessed by you

You can cross the river with appropriate prophylaxis like vitamin D and a hethy lifestyle
>The alternative is to not comply with illegal and unethical mandates, but most people are too weak to do that (you)

>vaccine can still function (provoke some limited immune reaponse) even if it's unsafe and ineffective
>Unknown effects on wind condition and weather while crossing the bridge

>Heavy current almost guarantees drowning and death if you fall into the river
>If you fall into the river, you will die or suffer permanent injury

Anonymous No. 16065677

>>16063903
The fact that these stupid metaphors and allegories are being produced makes me want off this planet even more. I hate you people. All of you.

Anonymous No. 16065682

>>16065677
Did you get a covid-19 vaccine? Then I hate you too, anon, and hope your death is prolonged and agonizing.

Anonymous No. 16065694

>>16065682
No. I was also antivaccine before it was cool.

Anonymous No. 16065697

>>16065694
I still hate you, and hope your death is prolonged and agonizing, but I'm happy to learn we agree on one thing.

Anonymous No. 16065699

>>16065697
What you think you feel is irrelevant.

Anonymous No. 16065702

>>16065699
I feel GRRRREEEEEEAAAAAT

Anonymous No. 16065704

>>16065702
You are empty.

Anonymous No. 16065706

>>16065704
You are gay.

Anonymous No. 16065707

>>16065706
You are fantasizing.

Anonymous No. 16065708

>>16065707
You are gay.

Anonymous No. 16065710

>>16065708
You are gay.

Anonymous No. 16065711

>>16065710
You are gay.

Anonymous No. 16065713

>>16065711
You Are Gay
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YAGAY

Anonymous No. 16065717

>>16065713
>Y
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Anonymous No. 16065718

>>16065717
^
Gay

Anonymous No. 16065721

>>16065718
This individual is a homosexual.

Anonymous No. 16065723

>>16065721
This individual is hypersexual, including towards animals (same sex).

Anonymous No. 16065727

>>16065723
This individual enjoys receiving other men's penises into his rectal orifice, often after the consumption of amyl nitrites, or "poppers", as the kids would call them, in homosexual discotheques, but lacks the confidence and self-esteem to insert his own penis into the anus of another man.

Anonymous No. 16065730

>>16065727
This individual suffered Anima engulfment and self soothes by inverting, offering up his body to other men. He convinces himself this is empowering, he conquers by self immolation.

Anonymous No. 16065735

>>16065730
Gay.

Anonymous No. 16065737

>>16065735
YAG'd

Anonymous No. 16065741

>>16065737
This guy, this guy here, right over here, is pretty fucking gay, and by that I mean homosexual.

Anonymous No. 16065744

>>16065741
This guy is simply gay.

Anonymous No. 16065749

>>16065744
Gay.

Anonymous No. 16065753

>>16065749
Beliggerantly homosexual.

Anonymous No. 16065826

>>16065753
Gay.

Anonymous No. 16065843

>>16063919
>do autists ever get tired of repetition

no

Anonymous No. 16065868

>>16065826
Exclusively same sex attracted.
ESSA for short. Which is ASSE backwards.

Anonymous No. 16065880

>>16065843
>do vaxxies ever get tired of new boosters

no, er- yes?

Anonymous No. 16067084

>>16065868
Gay.

Anonymous No. 16067109

>>16067084
Unbridled and rampant homosexual inclinations.

Anonymous No. 16067208

>>16067109
Just. Fucking. Gay.

Anonymous No. 16067222

>>16067208
I know you do.
YAG

Anonymous No. 16067227

>>16067222
gay

Anonymous No. 16067228

ITT: mental illness

Anonymous No. 16067229

>>16063985
t. sunk cost fallacy, sadly no refunds.

Anonymous No. 16067231

>>16065880
>do vaxxies ever get tired of new boosters
If you wouldn't get a booster, there's no reason to get a vaccine in the first place.

And if you wouldn't get a vaccine, I encourage you to go play with rabid animals.

Anonymous No. 16067232

>>16067227
gayagayagayagayagayagayag

Anonymous No. 16067250

>>16067232
pretty gay

Anonymous No. 16067252

>>16067231
>If you wouldn't get a booster, there's no reason to get a vaccine in the first place
You're right about one thing, vaxxie.
>I encourage you to go play with rabid animals
Covid is not rabies, and the rabies vaccine is usually administered after an animal bite during the virus's incubation period.

Anonymous No. 16067268

>>16067250
More than pretty gay.

Anonymous No. 16067279

>>16067268
Beautifully gay.

Anonymous No. 16067302

homos

Anonymous No. 16067304

>>16067302
homos erectus

Anonymous No. 16067314

>>16067252
>Covid is not rabies, and the rabies vaccine is usually administered after an animal bite during the virus's incubation period.
What does that have to do with anything? Look, your disease-riddled brain clearly doesn't understand how to communicate, so stop before you hurt yourself.

A booster is a vaccine. If you're tired of boosters, you're tired of vaccines. Why would risk of illness change that? Being unvaccinated is fundamentally increasing your risk of illness.

Also you can prevent rabies without a vaccine. If you don't want to burden yourself with another shot, just cut off anything bitten. Clearly shots are such a massive burden to you, that would be the better option.

Anonymous No. 16067319

>>16067314
>Being unvaccinated is fundamentally increasing your risk of illness
Not in regards to covid
>Just cut off anything bitten
This is retarded, because the animal's bite likely pierced a blood vessel, and the virus is probably circulating throughout my body.
>Clearly shots are such a burden to you
They're not, except when my civil liberties are threatened if I don't get an unsafe and ineffective one. Otherwise, I couldn't care less.

Anonymous No. 16067332

>>16067314
>Being unvaccinated is fundamentally increasing your risk of illness.
if you ban driving you save so many lives. but some people are willing to take some risks. in case of this pandemic the stats were pretty clear for not old people.

Anonymous No. 16067435

>>16067332
>if you ban driving you save so many lives
Pretty sure if everyone stopped driving, deaths would drastically increase.

Also pretty sure if you didn't realize that, you need to touch grass.

>>16067319
>Not in regards to covid
As I said, stop before you hurt yourself. You bitched about boosters, not COVID. COVID is hardly the only disease to require booster shots.

Anonymous No. 16067478

>>16067435
Explain to me which booster shots I've ever required to sit inside a restaurant, or board a plane, train, bus or boat in my own country, that if I didn't take, I'd be dead. Please, anon, I'll indulge you. And by the way, which covid booster shot are you on? I'd be willing to bet you're not up-to-date.

Anonymous No. 16067735

>>16063929
>If hundreds of millions of people have crossed a bridge without it snapping, I'd say it's safe, and anyone scared of it is mentally ill.
that's the opposite: after 2millions people, the bridge is fragilized, overused, and is near collapsing.

Anonymous No. 16067928

>>16067478
>Explain to me which booster shots I've ever required to sit inside a restaurant
None, sadly. If it were up to me, people would be rounded up and jabbed if they weren't up to date on all their vaccinations and didn't have a valid medical reason for being so. People like you make me sick both figuratively and literally.
>And by the way, which covid booster shot are you on?
I'm current on all my shots including COVID and flu. I'm not keeping count, but my doctor's office has a handy dandy alert for when I'm due for shots on my account.

You know, cause I can take care of myself and the people around me unlike some dumb animals that need to be taken in and stuck by a vet before they give someone rabies.

Anonymous No. 16067934

>>16067928
>>16067478
And to be abundantly clear, you're part of a culture that gets people injured and killed out of pure laziness or paranoia. There's no moral, sociological, or biological reason to humor people like you. And you all should be trampled out of existence.

Anonymous No. 16068009

>>16067928
Fascinating, do you will pay for the known and unrefutable side effects and damages too. Or do you want to sneak around any responsibility for this fascist propaganda by enforcing it through SS-like beatings instead of laws (cowardly like the state) to avoid the inevitable claims for damages? What will you do with all the unvaxxed countries? Kill all the people like the mammals in your shithole you have to if your hallucination would be real?

Anonymous No. 16068241

>>16067735
>>16067928
>>16067934
You have got to be one of the most retarded people I have ever engaged with on this board, and that is an accomplishment. Part of me thinks you're just trolling because it baffles my mind that people like you could even exist. You are the weakest and worst of humanity, you are a moral and intellectual coward, you are not smart, you are not competent, and you are sad.

On a side note, if people like me make you sick both figuratively and literally, I guess that means all those booster shots aren't working, or am I missing something, Mr. Smarty-Pants?

Cope and seethe, vaxxie. No refunds.

Anonymous No. 16068242

>>16068241
I'm the man who's fart your waiting for to enter your space and time.

Anonymous No. 16068250

>>16068242
*you're