Anonymous at Mon, 11 Mar 2024 10:43:34 UTC No. 16067893

>shitting yourself is ... le bad

Anonymous at Mon, 11 Mar 2024 10:43:49 UTC No. 16067894

>>16067891
shit someone else

Anonymous at Mon, 11 Mar 2024 10:45:31 UTC No. 16067899

>>16067894
I shat myself in my sleep. Is this normal?

Anonymous at Mon, 11 Mar 2024 10:50:36 UTC No. 16067904

>>16067899
I shit myself in someone else's sleep

Anonymous at Mon, 11 Mar 2024 10:51:37 UTC No. 16067907

>Poo bad even though it’s warm and comfy

Anonymous at Mon, 11 Mar 2024 11:06:08 UTC No. 16067921

>>16067907
You bad even though warm comfy poo

Anonymous at Mon, 11 Mar 2024 12:40:19 UTC No. 16068014

>>16067893
>shitting yourself is ... le trad!

Anonymous at Mon, 11 Mar 2024 13:09:46 UTC No. 16068038

>>16067893
Yes.

Anonymous at Mon, 11 Mar 2024 13:20:48 UTC No. 16068050

OP here, just wanted to announce that I'm a massive fucking faggot

Anonymous at Mon, 11 Mar 2024 14:39:28 UTC No. 16068140

>>16067893
this(?)

Anonymous at Mon, 11 Mar 2024 16:08:33 UTC No. 16068274

>>16067891
>1. remove pants
>2. squat
>3. let go

Anonymous at Mon, 11 Mar 2024 16:18:52 UTC No. 16068298

>>16068274
Use hand, tissue.

Push around.

Wait.

Explode.

Wait.

Sniff

Fart as you sniff.

Grab some more paper.

Wipe and rub

Fart, shart, poop on the seat

Start to panic

Fart

Anonymous at Mon, 11 Mar 2024 16:20:45 UTC No. 16068304

Take a shit on an actual toilet if you feel it's a risk. Otherwise eat fiber and stay regular.

Anonymous at Mon, 11 Mar 2024 16:59:48 UTC No. 16068371

>>16067899
Only if you were blackout drunk.

Anonymous at Mon, 11 Mar 2024 17:14:36 UTC No. 16068422

>>16067891
Face down, ass up, relax the anus, the gas will collect there and you will be able to fart it out, if you push too vigorously you will shit yourself regardless tho

Anonymous at Tue, 12 Mar 2024 05:56:34 UTC No. 16069594

stop drinking too much water? your shits will be much drier

Anonymous at Tue, 12 Mar 2024 09:36:09 UTC No. 16069763

>>16067891
Fart adiabatically. Take small, adiabatic steps when opening your sphincter to release your precious aerosoled fecal particles. Then, when liquids knock, you'll notice early and can close the dam.

Anonymous at Tue, 12 Mar 2024 09:39:53 UTC No. 16069767

Imagine doing a prank on someone, farting in their face but you accidentally poop in their face. That would be awkward. Even more so when you're an attractive woman.

Anonymous at Tue, 12 Mar 2024 11:02:37 UTC No. 16069845

>>16067891
>What is the most scientific way to squeeze out a fart without shitting yourself?

The fist of a Vietnamese yak herder can open the anus enough for the gas to escape while keeping the solids within... do not ask me how I know this... but it is true!

Anonymous at Tue, 12 Mar 2024 18:56:42 UTC No. 16070500

>>16069763
I tried this and shit myself which is why I am trying to find a better method