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Anonymous at Mon, 11 Mar 2024 19:38:25 UTC No. 16068776
Teeth are the worst-designed aspect of the human body
>you have to brush them 2-3 times a day just to make sure they don’t rot in your mouth
>if you let plaque build up on your teeth and/or get gum disease, the bacteria has been found in arterial plaque meaning not brushing/flossing can lead to heart attacks
>for some reason, teeth are plaque magnets
>They’re entirely misleading because they look like bones but they aren’t bones mainly because they can’t fucking regenerate. The one part of my body that looks like a bone and feels like a bone, and would be really handy if it had the ability to regenerate like a bone, isn’t a bone and can’t regenerate.
>You’re basically guaranteed to have to get your wisdom teeth removed
>teeth often just don’t come in right at all and it sometimes requires surgery
>the shapes of our teeth creates confusion over whether humans are supposed to eat meat or not
>bonus: ruins blowjob
Anonymous at Mon, 11 Mar 2024 19:45:38 UTC No. 16068787
Stop eating sugar, minimize carbs, and you will get no cavities.
Anonymous at Mon, 11 Mar 2024 19:58:41 UTC No. 16068809
this is like complaining about having to use toilet paper, sorry anon, you just dont know
Anonymous at Mon, 11 Mar 2024 20:14:40 UTC No. 16068818
>>16068776
Stop eating shit. Don't kiss your children. That's literally it.
If people stopped kissing their kids on the mouth (in addition to further caution regarding droplet exchange) and stopped eating junk, tooth decay would be gone soon.
SAGE at Mon, 11 Mar 2024 20:31:01 UTC No. 16068842
stop spamming this thread
Anonymous at Mon, 11 Mar 2024 20:38:40 UTC No. 16068853
>>16068776
I have gum disease what now?
Anonymous at Mon, 11 Mar 2024 20:55:58 UTC No. 16068877
>>16068776
>You’re basically guaranteed to have to get your wisdom teeth removed
This is bullshit. Dentists and dental surgeons push wisdom tooth removal for "preventative" reasons because they want to make a profit. A lot of wisdom tooth removals are scams. My wisdom teeth are intact and they haven't caused me any problems.
Anonymous at Mon, 11 Mar 2024 21:06:00 UTC No. 16068889
>>16068776
>you have to brush them 2-3 times a day just to make sure they don’t rot in your mouth
>if you let plaque build up on your teeth and/or get gum disease, the bacteria has been found in arterial plaque meaning not brushing/flossing can lead to heart attacks
>You’re basically guaranteed to have to get your wisdom teeth removed
The malformation and decay of teeth is purely because of our lifestyle. You can go into the depths of the amazonian rainforest a thousand fucking kilometres from the nearest dentist and you will find tribesmen with a straight shining row of them despite never having never even seen the butt-end of a brush. Look up the teeth of the inuit before and after they first became exposed to western diets. Look at the teeth of chimps, of any ape. Do you think evolution failed at us alone for no reason?
Anonymous at Mon, 11 Mar 2024 21:07:24 UTC No. 16068891
>>16068776
>you have to brush them 2-3 times a day
with a simple diet, you don't have to at all. you get no plaque either
wisdom teeth are dumb tho
Anonymous at Mon, 11 Mar 2024 21:08:50 UTC No. 16068894
>>16068889
What diet? Starving and water diet?
Anonymous at Mon, 11 Mar 2024 21:38:27 UTC No. 16068928
>>16068853
Remove the gum.
Anonymous at Mon, 11 Mar 2024 21:45:55 UTC No. 16068935
>>16068928
am I really fucked?
Anonymous at Tue, 12 Mar 2024 00:41:48 UTC No. 16069224
>>16068776
Correct. All the fags demanding you eat a better diet are forgetting that most of the population is incapable of such impulse control. The only practical solution is to genetically engineer all humans to have a jaw the size of a gorilla to house infinite regenerating sets of spare teeth.
Anonymous at Tue, 12 Mar 2024 01:40:09 UTC No. 16069291
>>16068776
stop eating sugar, faggot, and then you'd never have to brush your teeth.
it's your terrible diet and oral hygiene that cause your teeth to rot out.
the durability of teeth to survive a lifetime with proper care is astonishing.