🧵 2024: We still don't know why we sneeze or yawn
Anonymous at Tue, 12 Mar 2024 12:47:22 UTC No. 16069933
Anonymous at Tue, 12 Mar 2024 12:54:48 UTC No. 16069947
>>16069933
We sneeze to get rid of pathogens from our nose.
We yawn to get more oxygen in order to increase wakefulness
Anonymous at Tue, 12 Mar 2024 12:55:38 UTC No. 16069950
Electricity and chemicals and shit.
Anonymous at Tue, 12 Mar 2024 20:15:54 UTC No. 16070653
>>16069933
i sneeze because i don't want bright light in my body
Anonymous at Tue, 12 Mar 2024 20:18:32 UTC No. 16070657
>2024: you get arrested for whipping niggers
Fuck this gay modern earth
Anonymous at Tue, 12 Mar 2024 20:35:34 UTC No. 16070682
i yawned at this thread because op posted negro detyson grasseater
Anonymous at Wed, 13 Mar 2024 00:22:44 UTC No. 16071044
>>16070682
>Niel DeGrease Tyson-Chicken
Anonymous at Wed, 13 Mar 2024 01:01:41 UTC No. 16071097
>>16069947
>We yawn to get more oxygen in order to increase wakefulness
>in order to increase wakefulness
You failed there.
Anonymous at Wed, 13 Mar 2024 01:15:40 UTC No. 16071125
>>16071097
i inhaled so much oxygen i become transexual bringer of mangina
Anonymous at Wed, 13 Mar 2024 01:34:36 UTC No. 16071147
>>16069933
You can sneeze or yawn but only on the lips
Anonymous at Thu, 14 Mar 2024 04:34:02 UTC No. 16073469
>you can sneeze yourself in the mirror
Anonymous at Fri, 15 Mar 2024 18:22:41 UTC No. 16079610
>>16071097
Oxygen makes me feel energized. Maybe it's just you.
Anonymous at Sat, 16 Mar 2024 01:46:49 UTC No. 16080381
>>16069933
i yawn because im tired
Anonymous at Sat, 16 Mar 2024 01:51:47 UTC No. 16080387
You can stand over a mirror and watch yourself sneeze onto your own cock
Anonymous at Sat, 16 Mar 2024 03:01:19 UTC No. 16080470
>>16079610
>Oxygen makes me feel energized
>feel
>/sci/
holy fuck man the total state
Anonymous at Sat, 16 Mar 2024 04:27:50 UTC No. 16080571
>>16069933
sneeze because nose is itchy
yawn because tired
🗑️ Anonymous at Sat, 16 Mar 2024 20:51:11 UTC No. 16081891
>>16080387
you can also do a handstand and balance a mirror on your feet, but you can't stand sideways looking down at a mirror and watch yourself sneeze onto your own cock.
can science explain this?
Anonymous at Sun, 17 Mar 2024 04:25:33 UTC No. 16082514
>>16080387
>You can stand over a mirror and watch yourself sneed onto your own chuck
Anonymous at Sun, 17 Mar 2024 04:26:57 UTC No. 16082517
>>16069933
He almost looks human in this picture, almost
🗑️ Anonymous at Sun, 17 Mar 2024 20:48:58 UTC No. 16083550
Anonymous at Mon, 18 Mar 2024 05:54:11 UTC No. 16084259
>>16069933
Its 2024 and we still dont know why you can only kiss yourself on the lips
Anonymous at Mon, 18 Mar 2024 21:43:29 UTC No. 16085470
>>16084259
You can actually use fiber optics to tongue your own anus
Anonymous at Mon, 18 Mar 2024 21:57:34 UTC No. 16085501
>>16069947
/thread
Anonymous at Tue, 19 Mar 2024 07:11:15 UTC No. 16086113
Anonymous at Tue, 19 Mar 2024 07:20:38 UTC No. 16086120
>>16069933
I know why I fard and shid
Anonymous at Tue, 19 Mar 2024 17:49:40 UTC No. 16086790
>>16069947
op in shambles
Anonymous at Wed, 20 Mar 2024 05:55:37 UTC No. 16087649
>>16082517
negroes shouldn't be expected to look human, they are a different species. negroes are mutually fertile with chimpanzees, humans are not
Anonymous at Wed, 20 Mar 2024 12:23:40 UTC No. 16087991
>>16069933
They don't think it be like this, yet it do
Anonymous at Wed, 20 Mar 2024 21:19:19 UTC No. 16088606
Anonymous at Thu, 21 Mar 2024 07:57:36 UTC No. 16089182
>>16069933
We still don't know why NDT got a PhD either, or why he thinks he is a scientist
Anonymous at Thu, 21 Mar 2024 22:09:42 UTC No. 16090107
>>16089182
he claims to be a scientist even though he isn't one because thats how he makes money
Anonymous at Fri, 22 Mar 2024 01:59:09 UTC No. 16090414
>>16071097
Do you yawn while trying to fall asleep in bed, you fucking retard?
🗑️ Anonymous at Fri, 22 Mar 2024 23:44:57 UTC No. 16091906
>>16090107
If he was honest about being a propagandist nobody would listen to him
🗑️ Anonymous at Sun, 24 Mar 2024 22:03:47 UTC No. 16094943
>>16069933
why is he famous when real negro scientists get ignored?
Anonymous at Mon, 25 Mar 2024 08:06:31 UTC No. 16095592
>>16085470
Nobel prize material
Anonymous at Mon, 25 Mar 2024 08:08:45 UTC No. 16095594
>>16069933
Or why we sleep or what the fuck consciousness is. It's only the fucking core of our existence. No big deal.
Anonymous at Mon, 25 Mar 2024 08:12:24 UTC No. 16095603
>>16094943
literally never happened lying nigger
Anonymous at Mon, 25 Mar 2024 19:15:44 UTC No. 16096528
>>16069947
Now explain contagious yawning.
https://youtu.be/4NpG4F9yq00
Anonymous at Mon, 25 Mar 2024 19:46:09 UTC No. 16096577
>>16096528
Not him but it's not that hard to just pull a reason out of your ass, like readying to follow what the others are doing or just being social.
Can you really explain why any part of the human body is what it is though? You can see what it does. How it became what it is is wildly complicated.
🗑️ Anonymous at Tue, 26 Mar 2024 07:13:03 UTC No. 16097325
>>16095603
the n word is racist
Anonymous at Wed, 27 Mar 2024 00:02:23 UTC No. 16098483
>>16096528
when one person hogs up all the oxygen by yawning everyone else then becomes oxygen deficient so they yawn to get more oxygen
Anonymous at Wed, 27 Mar 2024 17:22:05 UTC No. 16099552
Black science man is so smart you can tell because hes black and wears a suit
🗑️ Anonymous at Thu, 28 Mar 2024 00:30:15 UTC No. 16100286
>>16099552
and because he is able to memorize and regurgitate some polysyllabic soiyence jargon and catchphrases
Anonymous at Thu, 28 Mar 2024 21:29:41 UTC No. 16102000
>>16100286
being a groid soiyentist isn't much different from being a rapper, they just memorize different strings of jargon and catchphrases
Anonymous at Fri, 29 Mar 2024 07:54:34 UTC No. 16102956
>>16102000
>trips of truth
Anonymous at Fri, 29 Mar 2024 23:48:19 UTC No. 16104005
>>16090414
Lol.
Die alone.
Anonymous at Sat, 30 Mar 2024 01:21:23 UTC No. 16104170
>>16095594
We sleep to repair (and as children, grow) our body. Consciousness is the perspective through which our simulating overlord see the universe.
Anonymous at Sat, 30 Mar 2024 01:34:53 UTC No. 16104190
>>16069933
Science nigga
Anonymous at Sat, 30 Mar 2024 02:31:01 UTC No. 16104248
>>16096528
Same reason you can feel it when you watch a video of someone getting hit in the balls. Mirror neurons.
Anonymous at Sun, 31 Mar 2024 03:49:33 UTC No. 16105836
>>16102000
>they just memorize different strings of jargon and catchphrases
thats schizophasia, college kids do that
>i said the big word just like professor dr phd does!!
>am i a big soience boy now!?!?!
Anonymous at Sun, 31 Mar 2024 03:59:38 UTC No. 16105849
>>16069933
>2024 we still don't know why the smoke detector chirps
Anonymous at Sun, 31 Mar 2024 04:30:03 UTC No. 16105883
>>16069933
We yawn so that Jesus can love our mouths & we sneeze when he finishes loving
🗑️ Anonymous at Sun, 31 Mar 2024 21:07:43 UTC No. 16106788
>>16104190
>Science
Soiyence, N. Tyson is highly estrogenic
Anonymous at Mon, 1 Apr 2024 06:05:40 UTC No. 16107427
>>16104190
Astrogroid
Anonymous at Tue, 2 Apr 2024 05:43:45 UTC No. 16108854
>>16104248
do post op trannys still experience that?
Anonymous at Wed, 3 Apr 2024 06:15:09 UTC No. 16110215
>>16108854
Interesting question, if they do then thats proof they aren't real women
Anonymous at Wed, 3 Apr 2024 21:47:35 UTC No. 16111184
>>16090107
He is a movie theater manager
Anonymous at Wed, 3 Apr 2024 21:54:51 UTC No. 16111202
>>16096528
If you are with your fellow pack animals in, let's say a cave or high altitude, seeing your fellow pack member yawn may signify lack of oxygen in the environment. So you copy them, sucking in deep breaths.
Anonymous at Wed, 3 Apr 2024 21:56:12 UTC No. 16111204
>>16069947
Came to post this, fpbp
Anonymous at Wed, 3 Apr 2024 22:54:27 UTC No. 16111299
>>16069947
my sinuses are partially crossed, nervous system wise. So unexpected bright lights can cause me to sneeze. This condition isn't terribly uncommon, so I'm gonna debunk your preconception there.
Anonymous at Thu, 4 Apr 2024 22:13:42 UTC No. 16112652
>>16109536
>my pronouns are cottonpicker/porchmonkey
Anonymous at Thu, 4 Apr 2024 22:33:15 UTC No. 16112682
>>16072995
Good morning sir! Looking sharp!
Anonymous at Fri, 5 Apr 2024 09:39:24 UTC No. 16113441
>>16069933
> sheeiiiiiiittt
Anonymous at Fri, 5 Apr 2024 11:32:27 UTC No. 16113525
*chirp*
Anonymous at Fri, 5 Apr 2024 19:58:05 UTC No. 16114170
>>16069933
In a mirror, you can only sneeze yourself on the lips
Anonymous at Sat, 6 Apr 2024 10:07:55 UTC No. 16115014
>>16085470
REEEEEEEEEE!!! I had my bottom ribs removed for nothing!! FK U SCIENCE!!!
Anonymous at Sun, 7 Apr 2024 07:35:53 UTC No. 16116531
>>16110215
as if we needed any more proof