🧵 Untitled Thread
Anonymous at Tue, 12 Mar 2024 16:59:55 UTC No. 16070314
Friendly reminder:
Dandelion season is coming in short time.
It'll be time to go out and collect one of the most abundant and underrated substance, especially in central Europe. The Dandelion root extract.
To find out the benefits, you need to combine individual benefits of plant's root compounds. They've been in recent times studied individually and combined they have synergistic effect.
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Dande
Are you going to waste option nature is giving you or invest your time into collecting roots of this beloved plant?
Anonymous at Tue, 12 Mar 2024 17:11:51 UTC No. 16070331
It's an absolute tragedy that there isn't more research done on the objective benefits of raw natural compounds. The entire nutraceutical industry is saturated with quacks and retards despite traditional chinese and ayurvedic medicine having legitimate chemical foundations.
sage at Tue, 12 Mar 2024 17:12:07 UTC No. 16070333
>>16070314
>see yellow flower
>hecking dandelions!!
>tear out roots
>people looking at you questioningly as your fat ass slumps down to the ground digging through the mud extracting brown dirty stalks
>get up
>5 minutes later
>muh hecking cofefe
>walk home
>panting and swearing clasping a clump of dead brown dirty roots in your hands, smiling widely because you're owning Big Coffee produced by child slaves who'd disappear into child sexual slavery without their productive work on coffee plantations
>throw it in a pot
>water gets hecking brown
>coffee_brown.com
>drink
>taste bitter
>hecking cofefee!
>die because you tore out the wrong yellow plant
yeah no I'll eat my Nesquick© Special-Wheet® no added sugar (except for 70% high fructose corn syrup). Atleast that way I know I won't die*
*(product will be addictive, will cause death after long term exposure, will break your soul's connection to God so you'll be a mind slave to your billionaire owners, confirmed safe and effective by the FDA® and the US Government®, recommended by the American Heart Association®)
Anonymous at Tue, 12 Mar 2024 17:15:36 UTC No. 16070344
>>16070333
I think you must be genuinely retarded if you mistake dandelion with different plant. Maybe that's the Darwinism we would like to see.
Anonymous at Tue, 12 Mar 2024 17:22:36 UTC No. 16070363
>>16070344
>Harvesting dandelion roots requires differentiating 'true' dandelions (Taraxacum spp.) from other yellow daisy-like flowers such as catsear and hawksbeard
Straight from the wiki yessir
I'll bump again because I actually was only memeing but the sage in my name makes me sound too serious :(
Why do the Jews force African children to work themselves to death for coffee if we literally had flower coffee from the start.
I will actually be trying to do this one day. Hope I don't die. I WILL be independent from the Jews and I WILL contribute to making my lifestyle green. Just not in the ways the Jews want. I WILL raise my own chickens and cattle and there is NOTHING they can do about it.
Anonymous at Tue, 12 Mar 2024 17:25:53 UTC No. 16070371
>>16070344
maybe try reddit if you're too retarded to recognize blatant jests without an "/s"