Anonymous at Wed, 13 Mar 2024 00:12:59 UTC No. 16071024

>>16071013
Mine is two meters long and gives solid financial advice.

Anonymous at Wed, 13 Mar 2024 15:33:25 UTC No. 16072181

>>16071013
bumping b4 lobster post falls off catalogue.

Anonymous at Wed, 13 Mar 2024 15:49:54 UTC No. 16072216

>>16071013
Body plans run into fundamental limits. Just like how human physiology tops out at about 7-8 feet, past that (and even well before it) your blood vessels/heart physically cannot operate. Same reason why all the insects max out at about an inch, though in the past with a highly oxygenated environment they got much bigger. The lobster's body would probably just reach a big enough size that it would physically collapse in on itself, so its shell and legs would break from the strain.

Anonymous at Wed, 13 Mar 2024 15:53:19 UTC No. 16072227

>>16072216
Insects probably just get outcompeted by vertebrates above a tiny size.

Anonymous at Wed, 13 Mar 2024 16:33:58 UTC No. 16072303

>>16072227
Incel take, also horrendously stupid

Anonymous at Wed, 13 Mar 2024 17:22:31 UTC No. 16072402

>>16072216
so for maximum effect we should keep it in a tank of highly oxygenated water

Anonymous at Wed, 13 Mar 2024 19:23:58 UTC No. 16072629

>>16072303
What in the absolute fuck do lobsters and insects have to do with that guys ability to get pussy? Do you know what the word incel means?

Anonymous at Thu, 14 Mar 2024 02:11:49 UTC No. 16073305

>>16072629
you must be a virgin if you dont already know the answer to that. As a sexhaver (just did sex with my girlfriends a few minutes ago, shit was so cash), I immediately see the connection between lobsters and insects and sexual intecourse.

Anonymous at Thu, 14 Mar 2024 05:38:20 UTC No. 16073565

>>16072216
Feed it graphene so it builds it shell stronger

Anonymous at Thu, 14 Mar 2024 05:49:51 UTC No. 16073578

>>16071024
How long would all the silver currently available in the world last if we give everyone in the USA 5 silver quarters/week

Anonymous at Thu, 14 Mar 2024 06:13:33 UTC No. 16073597

>>16073305
as fellow sexhaver (did it a few month ago) I too see the connection immediately.

Anonymous at Thu, 14 Mar 2024 06:18:40 UTC No. 16073600

>>16073578

Decided to do the math myself. Also realized it was/hr, not per week, so doing the calculations with that assumption.

USGS says 1,740,000 metric tons.

There's 6.25g of silver in a silver quarter.

5 of those is 31.25g/person/hr

adult population in USA is ~335,893,238
61.1% is of working age, 18-64, so ~205,230,768.

so per hour of work is 6,413,461,500 grams of silver, or 6413.462 metric tons.

that runs out in 271 hours of work.

we would run out the entire world's supply of silver in about 33 eight hour working days, or 7ish weeks, assuming weekends aren't worked.

seems pretty infeasible.

Anonymous at Thu, 14 Mar 2024 07:09:58 UTC No. 16073635

>>16071013
quite viable.
also.....Happy 145th Birthday Albert!!

Anonymous at Thu, 14 Mar 2024 17:32:37 UTC No. 16077281

>>16073600
Now what if we made an electronic currency that's non-fungible via encryption and generation of new units of this currency (e.g. 'coins') mimicked the rate at which silver and other precious metals are mined from the Earth except that this virtual currency is theoretically inexhaustible

Anonymous at Thu, 14 Mar 2024 17:36:37 UTC No. 16077286

>>16077281
Why in kikes name would we do that?

Anonymous at Thu, 14 Mar 2024 18:31:22 UTC No. 16077424

>>16071013
It'll die due to the inverse square law