🧵 Science reveals Haitians are the intellectual aristocracy of earth
Anonymous at Wed, 13 Mar 2024 07:49:50 UTC No. 16071605
New reality-founded science just dropped for the Party of Science:
Haitians form the intellectual and creative aristocracy of earth. They are better than us in every meaningful way - and that's while being poor. Imagine what these beautiful vibrant folk could do if the sneaky international white conspiracy hadn't stolen their big black capital.
As a belief of the Party of Science, this is now a science fact, painstakingly uncovered by the scientific method and grounded in objective reality. Only republicans (the party of anti-science) disagree with this, just like they disagree with the idea that the earth is round.
So there you have it. Science is awsumcakes - like Haitians. Register your affirmation of science-based reality in the replies below, or forever be a rethuglicanoid.
Anonymous at Wed, 13 Mar 2024 07:57:56 UTC No. 16071617
That's right. Us science bulls hecking love that science.
🗑️ Anonymous at Wed, 13 Mar 2024 07:59:34 UTC No. 16071621
>>16071617
Yeah this is some real shit right here. Not like that per capitol cave devil trickery. That's right.
sage at Wed, 13 Mar 2024 08:16:58 UTC No. 16071629
>>16071605
>5 year old tweet
>new
Anonymous at Wed, 13 Mar 2024 08:22:54 UTC No. 16071633
>>16071629
In the world of science this is new. We thinking on that geo-logic scale with our science bull brains. Yeah, that's right. I just did a science. Uhn-huh. Oh yeah, that's right, right there.
Anonymous at Wed, 13 Mar 2024 16:27:02 UTC No. 16072294
>>>/pol/
go back
Anonymous at Wed, 13 Mar 2024 16:34:04 UTC No. 16072304
>>16072294
so you're against science