🧵 genuine 135 IQ question
Anonymous at Wed, 13 Mar 2024 15:14:24 UTC No. 16072151
Straight from a study about people's intelligence.
Anonymous at Wed, 13 Mar 2024 15:23:16 UTC No. 16072165
Yes.
Anonymous at Wed, 13 Mar 2024 15:26:33 UTC No. 16072170
>>16072151
John. It is immediately apparently.
You were confused by the lines and colors. This rare form debilitating synesthesia does occur in the intellectually gifted, autistic, and the retarded. For reference, you could have also divined john as the answer because of the concentration of J's in the family tree combined with the freudian slip of the great grandparent's namesake.
Anonymous at Wed, 13 Mar 2024 15:29:30 UTC No. 16072175
surely this singular riddle proves my superiority and genius...
Anonymous at Wed, 13 Mar 2024 15:37:18 UTC No. 16072189
>>16072151
why the fuck are Ella's parents first cousins...
Anonymous at Wed, 13 Mar 2024 15:40:36 UTC No. 16072192
>>16072151
Ella is from Alabama and Lisa is female Jesus. from Alabama
Anonymous at Wed, 13 Mar 2024 15:43:27 UTC No. 16072198
>>16072192
They should've put Lou and Beth together and then asked the same question lmao
Anonymous at Wed, 13 Mar 2024 15:53:13 UTC No. 16072226
>>16072151
It's John, follow the line.
Anonymous at Wed, 13 Mar 2024 15:56:35 UTC No. 16072231
>>16072151
that's too hard
Anonymous at Wed, 13 Mar 2024 16:03:54 UTC No. 16072246
>>16072226
>>16072170
Lisa is Ella's first cousin and second cousin. Ella is also her own second cousin. You lose midwits.
Anonymous at Wed, 13 Mar 2024 16:11:28 UTC No. 16072255
>>16072246
lol you forgot Tina who is also Ella's second cousin. Imagine calling others a midwit. Only a midwit like yourself would do that.
Anonymous at Wed, 13 Mar 2024 16:15:40 UTC No. 16072264
>>16072255
Tina is a cousin. You can't make your first cousin a kissing cousin just because your mom did.
Anonymous at Wed, 13 Mar 2024 16:23:08 UTC No. 16072286
>>16072151
Ella's second cousins: Tina, herself, Lisa, and John.
Anonymous at Wed, 13 Mar 2024 18:14:37 UTC No. 16072465
>>16072151
aunt and uncle aren't defined, so the question cannot be answered from the information provided.
Anonymous at Wed, 13 Mar 2024 19:05:34 UTC No. 16072571
>>16072151
She inbred lol
(Libs love this)
Anonymous at Wed, 13 Mar 2024 19:41:54 UTC No. 16072673
>>16072286
Does Lisa count since she's also a First cousin? (Ignoring the fact that Lucy is a whore)
Anonymous at Wed, 13 Mar 2024 20:33:31 UTC No. 16072811
>>16072465
This, but unironically. They are defined differently in different cultures
Anonymous at Wed, 13 Mar 2024 20:37:31 UTC No. 16072821
>>16072571
>(Libs love this)
yea, because they're the ones famous for inbreeding
Anonymous at Wed, 13 Mar 2024 20:41:02 UTC No. 16072828
>genuine 135 IQ question
so, this is the kind of question asked to people on the lower end of the IQ spectrum, huh?
Anonymous at Wed, 13 Mar 2024 22:45:27 UTC No. 16073003
>>16072286
This is the correct answer, according to the definition.
In reality, Ella would not be considered her own second cousin, because it's just herself; Tina and Lisa would not be considered her second cousins because they are already her first cousins; so the only actual second cousin would be John.
Btw is this from Alabama?
Anonymous at Wed, 13 Mar 2024 22:56:16 UTC No. 16073025
>>16072828
Real answer given by that reply: none
Anonymous at Thu, 14 Mar 2024 09:02:00 UTC No. 16073712
>>16072151
sorry for being an ESLfag
Anonymous at Thu, 14 Mar 2024 09:13:14 UTC No. 16073730
>>16073712
Tina is a first cousin. Mia is Ed's sister.
Anonymous at Thu, 14 Mar 2024 11:00:40 UTC No. 16074035
>>16072673
>Does Lisa count since she's also a First cousin?
I don't know how it works in the practical social world because I'm a useless sperg, but these kinds of questions typically take place in the context of formal definitions. By the formal definition, she's a second cousin, and there's no reason to prioritize the definition of a first cousin over the definition of a second cousin such that the former definition preempts the latter. Sometimes instructors will assist in removing practical biases by inventing nonsense terms: "Blaggoopers are the sons and daughters of your parents' Nalloopers."
Anonymous at Thu, 14 Mar 2024 13:38:30 UTC No. 16075222
tfw never got to bang my two hot cousins growing up because they lived too far away
Anonymous at Thu, 14 Mar 2024 17:51:46 UTC No. 16077315
>>16073730
so that takes priority, thanks for the correction
Anonymous at Thu, 14 Mar 2024 18:24:40 UTC No. 16077403
I googled the answer, that at least makes me 120. Am i ubermensch yet? Do i need to start taking 30min naps every 2 hours?
Anonymous at Thu, 14 Mar 2024 18:28:18 UTC No. 16077417
>>16072151
Jim
Anonymous at Thu, 14 Mar 2024 19:09:32 UTC No. 16077513
>>16073712
ella also shouldn't be selected. you also can't be your own second cousin because the entire point of these distinctions is to describe a relation to a specific individual
Anonymous at Thu, 14 Mar 2024 19:52:45 UTC No. 16077601
>>16072151
50/50
Anonymous at Thu, 14 Mar 2024 20:42:42 UTC No. 16077719
>>16072151
without reading the thread and studying the chart confusedly for about 5 minutes, I concluded Tina and Lisa must be Ella's second cousins.
Anonymous at Fri, 15 Mar 2024 01:09:55 UTC No. 16078339
>>16077570
Lucy reproduces asexually.
Anonymous at Fri, 15 Mar 2024 01:22:07 UTC No. 16078355
>>16072151
>incest
>gay marriage
>single mother
Anonymous at Fri, 15 Mar 2024 01:49:56 UTC No. 16078395
>>16072151
Is this image suggesting two of Sam and Eve's children, Rick and Mia, married and had a child—Tina? And that Sam and Eve were also incestuous? Is this image incestuous? I don't like this one bit.
Anonymous at Fri, 15 Mar 2024 02:01:14 UTC No. 16078409
>>16078395
There is incest happening but that isn't it.
Anonymous at Fri, 15 Mar 2024 02:04:24 UTC No. 16078416
>>16078409
It most certainly is, but not all of it.
Anonymous at Fri, 15 Mar 2024 02:20:53 UTC No. 16078438
>>16078416
The vertical lines signify parentage. Rick doesn't have one implying his parents aren't on the chart. Thank you for confirming your sub-135 IQ.
Anonymous at Fri, 15 Mar 2024 04:16:35 UTC No. 16078579
The gay couple and Lucy having kids means that any of these relationships could be non-genetic making the whole question impossible to answer.
Anonymous at Fri, 15 Mar 2024 05:50:55 UTC No. 16078700
>>16072151
John, Ella, and Lisa
This family seems inbred
Anonymous at Fri, 15 Mar 2024 10:38:44 UTC No. 16078899
>>16073003
>In reality, Ella would not be considered her own second cousin, because it's just herself; Tina and Lisa would not be considered her second cousins
Relations to a person don't override each other. If you marry your cousin, your spouse doesn't stop being your cousin.
Anonymous at Fri, 15 Mar 2024 10:40:10 UTC No. 16078902
Just for what it's worth, Matt and Kim is a good band.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9mN
Anonymous at Fri, 15 Mar 2024 10:46:12 UTC No. 16078909
>>16072151
>Matt and Kim
Band
>John and Mary
Biblical figures
>Mara and Luke
Star Wars
That whole damn tree is probably references. Somebody had fun. I hope Ed and Sara isn't EE&E.
Anonymous at Fri, 15 Mar 2024 11:03:51 UTC No. 16078929
>>16077315
Why would Tina be a second cousin? She is not the daughter of one of the parents cousins, she is the daughter of one of the parents brothers, correct?
Anonymous at Fri, 15 Mar 2024 11:06:27 UTC No. 16078932
>>16077315
>>16078929
Never mind. I see Mia is a first cousin of Sara
Anonymous at Fri, 15 Mar 2024 14:25:10 UTC No. 16079164
Bump
Anonymous at Fri, 15 Mar 2024 14:34:38 UTC No. 16079180
>>16072151
Ella is the single biggest red-flag name for women. 100% guaranteed hoe.
Anonymous at Fri, 15 Mar 2024 14:35:42 UTC No. 16079181
>>16072151
Imagine being a black and having literally half that IQ. Damn.
Anonymous at Fri, 15 Mar 2024 14:38:48 UTC No. 16079187
>>16078438
My IQ is literally verified higher than that. You have a crummy chart.
Anonymous at Fri, 15 Mar 2024 15:49:08 UTC No. 16079331
This easy shit can’t be 135-IQ. OP must be false-flagging.
Anonymous at Fri, 15 Mar 2024 20:25:16 UTC No. 16079839
>>16077570
stop questioning chud
fucking kill yourself alt-right nazi bigot
Anonymous at Fri, 15 Mar 2024 20:36:49 UTC No. 16079864
>>16072151
Fails the flood fill test.
https://youtu.be/Xayk6F9U0PA
DoctorGreen !DRgReeNusk at Fri, 15 Mar 2024 21:06:02 UTC No. 16079939
>>16072151
>first cousins are
already retarded