Anonymous at Wed, 13 Mar 2024 22:14:32 UTC No. 16072959

>>16072956
No, they'd lick its bumhole

Anonymous at Wed, 13 Mar 2024 22:20:23 UTC No. 16072966

>>16072956
>If humans caught a living alien
What would chickens do they capture a real human.

Anonymous at Wed, 13 Mar 2024 22:25:46 UTC No. 16072972

>>16072956
first the chances it's compatible with our environment are minimal. those eyes seem for low light environment, a flashlight would stun them. air pressure, temperature, force of gravity. it would probably quickly die without whatever resources it needs.

Anonymous at Thu, 14 Mar 2024 02:34:41 UTC No. 16073337

>>16072956
No, MRI machines exist.
>>16072959
Also a lot of valuable data can be gained like this. Mostly the ass licking and maybe an MRI if they have time.

Anonymous at Thu, 14 Mar 2024 04:33:03 UTC No. 16073468

>>16072956
Probably. Military is pretty dumb. I have a feeling the alien could ass probe their way out of a situation like that though. Then hopefully the alien runs for office so we can vote them in and benefit from their alien political systems