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Anonymous at Thu, 14 Mar 2024 17:48:11 UTC No. 16077308
He will live to see the 25th century
Anonymous at Thu, 14 Mar 2024 17:54:45 UTC No. 16077326
he looks his age, tho
Anonymous at Thu, 14 Mar 2024 18:25:11 UTC No. 16077405
>trooning out makes you immortal
doubt it, his body will probably break down faster due to all the untested drug interactions
Anonymous at Thu, 14 Mar 2024 18:26:11 UTC No. 16077409
>>16077308
>25th century
That poor bastard. The later half of the 21st century is going to be miserable, I don't want to live to see how bad it's going to get.
Anonymous at Thu, 14 Mar 2024 18:27:07 UTC No. 16077412
>>16077308
Already looks like a reanimated corpse
Anonymous at Thu, 14 Mar 2024 18:28:15 UTC No. 16077416
>>16077308
>A 60 year old will see the 25th century
How?
Anonymous at Thu, 14 Mar 2024 22:56:07 UTC No. 16078008
great
then what
🗑️ Anonymous at Thu, 14 Mar 2024 23:09:06 UTC No. 16078049
tranny thread
Anonymous at Thu, 14 Mar 2024 23:28:40 UTC No. 16078105
Dysgenic breeding will reduce the complexity of civilization before that time, depriving him of the advanced technologies needed for his regime. Like the romans we're gonna loose a load of tech as the IQ drops below 85 (less than 150).
Anonymous at Thu, 14 Mar 2024 23:36:38 UTC No. 16078131
>>16077308
who is this boy?
Anonymous at Fri, 15 Mar 2024 03:50:21 UTC No. 16078554
>>16077308
He"ll stick some iron in his mouth and pull the trigger by 2030.
Anonymous at Fri, 15 Mar 2024 04:21:26 UTC No. 16078587
>>16077308
ahahahahahahahaha
Anonymous at Fri, 15 Mar 2024 04:29:19 UTC No. 16078589
>>16077416
By dipping his balls in ice water
Anonymous at Fri, 15 Mar 2024 15:32:38 UTC No. 16079296
>>16078131
Brian Johnson
Anonymous at Fri, 15 Mar 2024 15:34:17 UTC No. 16079300
>>16077308
who's this middle schooler?
Anonymous at Fri, 15 Mar 2024 15:38:34 UTC No. 16079308
>>16077308
He's turning his entire body into a biologic outlier, a target for novel bacterias and viruses, which will gladly tear apart due to its uniqueness at any moment.
He will wish he could die once he hits 80 and he won't be able to.
Anonymous at Fri, 15 Mar 2024 15:43:58 UTC No. 16079319
>>16077308
He's going to die in a few years.
Anonymous at Fri, 15 Mar 2024 17:49:45 UTC No. 16079558
>>16077308
>He
She will never be a man
Anonymous at Fri, 15 Mar 2024 17:56:00 UTC No. 16079572
Looks like a old lesbian
Anonymous at Fri, 15 Mar 2024 19:58:53 UTC No. 16079766
>>16078589
There is a way that is known to extend life, the question is, is he crazy enough to do that?
Anonymous at Fri, 15 Mar 2024 23:26:44 UTC No. 16080184
>>16077308
doubt
Bryan Johnson's tips for self-care and activism at Fri, 15 Mar 2024 23:34:42 UTC No. 16080196
SELF-CARE
Stop brushing your teeth and flossing. Plaque and biofilm per se aren't the enemy, and plaque won't harden into tartar if you're getting enough zinc and calcium in your diet. The enemy is out-of-control bacteria, and to beat this, you just need to chew on xylitol gum for 5 minutes a day.
link: https://pubmed.ncbi.nlm.nih.gov/?te
Stop taking hot showers, and don't use any soap or shampoo ever. Wash your body all over with only lukewarm water, and then finish off with cold water.
link: https://share.upmc.com/2015/01/hot-
Change your underwear only once a week unless for some reason you get them drenched. Ball sweat contains components that will naturally prevent fungal spread.
link: https://www.google.com/search?q=%22
When you go to the john and have to wipe your behind, don't over-wipe. Leave a very thin layer of poop on the rim of your anus. This will result in healthy gut bacteria forming a protective barrier. An overly clean anus rim will invite unwanted microbials.
link: https://www.amnh.org/explore/scienc
POLITICAL ACTIVISM
The cardinal sin of political activism is trying to convert people during a time of stress. This may seem obvious, but a thousand activist blockades of highways during rush hours show that it's not so obvious for some people. The best time for dropping political payloads is during moments of pleasure: inject yourself into wedding ceremonies, hospital maternal deliveries, deep-tissue massages, head spas, manicures, sporting victories, etc. This will make people associate those good feelings with your political payload. If you can catch someone in a public bathroom while he or she is releasing a stool and experiencing stimulation of the vagus nerve, this is ideal, though etiquette requires simply letting them hear your voice on a pretend phone call. Activism can come later.
Anonymous at Fri, 15 Mar 2024 23:38:07 UTC No. 16080203
>>16080196
no. becoming a hippie is not worth it.