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Anonymous at Fri, 15 Mar 2024 18:16:46 UTC No. 16079599
I want to be a sperm donor but I dont want to commit masturbation.Is there any way I ca give samples of my semen without expelling it trough Manipulation? Can I put some sort of punctured condom on when I go to sleep, and when I have a wet dream quickly recover the semen and store in a sort of cryogenic capsule?
I will not masturbate, im a real man, but I want to sire children without having to take care of them.
Anonymous at Fri, 15 Mar 2024 18:32:51 UTC No. 16079624
Have your GF jerk you off at the donation center
Anonymous at Fri, 15 Mar 2024 19:08:35 UTC No. 16079669
>>16079624
That would involve finding a gf, which is too much work. Also, I'm a proud homosexual, if that changes things
Anonymous at Fri, 15 Mar 2024 22:51:04 UTC No. 16080131
>>16079669
Of course, OP is always a faggot.
Anonymous at Fri, 15 Mar 2024 22:56:16 UTC No. 16080142
I’m cute and intelligent. I’m going to be honest with you, I do not believe that intelligence is genetic, I believe that it’s fostered. I have cuteness to offer.
If anyone wants my sperm I’ll sell it for a high price.
Anonymous at Sat, 16 Mar 2024 03:36:23 UTC No. 16080509
Sperm is a milky white substance.