๐งต /sci/ meme thread
Anonymous at Tue, 19 Mar 2024 05:28:48 UTC No. 16086041
i was just perusing nairaland and i noticed they like the same kind of memes that /sci/ does
Anonymous at Tue, 19 Mar 2024 11:00:34 UTC No. 16086316
>>16086050
this is nostalgic
Anonymous at Wed, 20 Mar 2024 14:04:29 UTC No. 16088086
>>16087158
Paradox of tolerance
Anonymous at Wed, 20 Mar 2024 17:02:56 UTC No. 16088308
>>16088086
That's a lot of words to just state "hypocrisy".
Anonymous at Wed, 20 Mar 2024 17:18:03 UTC No. 16088328
>>16088308
3 words is not a lot, so it makes sense that you don't understand "paradox" (ie self-contradictory) is synonymous with "hypocrisy".
Anonymous at Wed, 20 Mar 2024 19:04:15 UTC No. 16088441
Anonymous at Thu, 21 Mar 2024 00:56:00 UTC No. 16088906
Sometimes I stumble upon nairaland threads and their takes are pretty good. I like their memes and jokes too. Based niggers.
Anonymous at Thu, 21 Mar 2024 01:31:13 UTC No. 16088946
>>16088935
>watermelonium in the test tubes
๐๏ธ Anonymous at Thu, 21 Mar 2024 03:31:10 UTC No. 16089028
>>16088441
Fuck off you and your jew spam.
Anonymous at Fri, 22 Mar 2024 04:59:06 UTC No. 16090589
>>16088584
Those still probably come out at 8 cents at scale by the time you factor in the drill bits you have to wear down, at $2 a pop, to poke the holes in the pennies.
Anonymous at Fri, 22 Mar 2024 05:00:14 UTC No. 16090590
>>16090589
you punch through them
Anonymous at Fri, 22 Mar 2024 05:03:49 UTC No. 16090593
>>16090590
Which just requires some other tool that has electricity/fuel costs significantly more than 8 cents that also wears down through repeated use over time.
Anonymous at Fri, 22 Mar 2024 05:06:53 UTC No. 16090598
>>16090593
>significantly more than 8 cents
for punching a single hole? can be done mechanically with no electricity
Anonymous at Fri, 22 Mar 2024 05:07:56 UTC No. 16090600
>>16090593
see >>16089028 picrel
Anonymous at Fri, 22 Mar 2024 05:13:19 UTC No. 16090609
>>16090598
Yes buying a hole punch to punch only 1 hole is way more expensive than 8 cents, but even the image shows 3 and if you tried to do it at scale, you probably wouldn't do better than the 8 cents over time.
Anonymous at Fri, 22 Mar 2024 05:17:27 UTC No. 16090611
>>16090609
dude you must be retarded at quantifying required energy.
you can also do it with any pointy bit of metal, and whack it with the hammer. you need about 2 seconds and the energy cost is low. a human can output some 250W of work, see how much 2 seconds costs, at full output (for some reason)
Anonymous at Fri, 22 Mar 2024 05:20:56 UTC No. 16090616
>>16090611
No, a chisel also costs significantly more than 8 cents and will wear down with each whack of the hammer, it costs way more to employ a person to punch holes in pennies than to have a mechanical punch that manufactures washers.
Anonymous at Fri, 22 Mar 2024 05:29:44 UTC No. 16090622
>>16090616
you turd
Anonymous at Fri, 22 Mar 2024 05:39:51 UTC No. 16090630
>>16090622
Good job spending 81 cents and your own sweat equity to avoid spending 8 cents even if that photoshopped image were completely accurate.
Anonymous at Fri, 22 Mar 2024 05:45:26 UTC No. 16090635
>>16090630
it's an aliexpress screenshot.
you keep the tool for anything else you might want to make. it's not even about the tool. any basic workshop already has something you can punch with.
250W human output for 2 seconds means 0.14Wh, at around 23 cents for 1kW it works out at 0.00322 cents in energy spent by a human. you are not wasting much on it. and you literally need anything stronger than copper or brass
Anonymous at Fri, 22 Mar 2024 05:51:30 UTC No. 16090639
>>16090635
>you keep the tool for anything else you might want to make.
Unless you break the cheap tool whacking it with a hammer.
You can't pay people people in 2 second increments and if you are doing it all yourself, the full set up and process is going to take longer.
Anonymous at Fri, 22 Mar 2024 05:54:02 UTC No. 16090640
>>16090639
>yeah you are right, unless
>unless
a bunch of these edge case scenarios.
>what if we can travel faster than the speed of light?
>what if we can create energy out of nothing
the last resort for brainlets
Anonymous at Fri, 22 Mar 2024 05:57:41 UTC No. 16090642
>>16090639
>the full set up and process is going to take longer.
than getting in your car, driving to the hardware store, search for the isle, pay, get back in car, burn gas, risk accidents, get back to your home.
Anonymous at Fri, 22 Mar 2024 06:10:22 UTC No. 16090648
>>16090640
>a bunch of these edge case scenarios.
No, it is guaranteed to happen repeatedly if you scale up and if you don't scale up, it costs much more than 8 cents to produce a washer.
>>16090642
You could do that to buy the chisel and hammer too.
Anonymous at Fri, 22 Mar 2024 06:15:14 UTC No. 16090650
>>16090648
>No, it is guaranteed to happen repeatedly
this is about being worth it to make it yourself not about fucking scaling it.
also of-course it costs way less than 8 cents to mass produce them. dude wtf I'm loosing IQ points fuck this
Anonymous at Fri, 22 Mar 2024 06:19:20 UTC No. 16090653
>>16090650
I accept your concession and admission that your interruption was the result of some kind of dementia.
Anonymous at Fri, 22 Mar 2024 06:26:12 UTC No. 16090659
>>16090653
meme is about a dude diy-ing them. doing them yourself with whatever is around costs you the coin you're making it out of. that's it.
at the same time, they can be mass made for cheaper than 8 cents. that is the single fucking reason you can buy them for 8 cents. because whoever is making them earns money for making them. they have to be cheaper than 8 cents a pop, to make.
Anonymous at Fri, 22 Mar 2024 06:32:38 UTC No. 16090663
>>16090659
Industry can produce them cheaper than a diyer because they are mass produced around the clock by industrial machinery that takes advantage of economy of scale.
Hardly any projects require 1 washer, If you have a large project, you may need a few thousand washers and doing them all yourself probably won't save you much more than just ordering them directly from a mass producer.
Anonymous at Fri, 22 Mar 2024 06:34:03 UTC No. 16090664
>>16090663
>you may need a few thousand washers
the edge case scenarios you're willing to go to so your retarded argument isn't as retarded
there's literally two washers in the meme.
Anonymous at Fri, 22 Mar 2024 06:40:15 UTC No. 16090667
>>16090664
Its not an edge case, it never scales up which is what I have been saying the whole time >>16090589 since you will always need $20+ dollars in tools to save 7 cents if you just do 1 or 2 and if you do a large project you will just wear down your tools at a greater rate than the industrial production and end up spending more than 8 cents a washer in the long run too.
Anonymous at Fri, 22 Mar 2024 06:43:48 UTC No. 16090674
>>16090667
>since you will always need $20+ dollars in tools
it's free if you have any metal pointy bit that you can hammer into the coin. you already paid/found the tools, if they are in your workshop already. they don't count towards the cost of making the two washers.
you have no standing anon. you keep making it about industrial scale mass production for some strange reason, when the meme is about two washers, and it's cheaper to just make two washers, and there's no way around it, apart from invoking some retarded fringe cases
Anonymous at Fri, 22 Mar 2024 06:45:50 UTC No. 16090675
>>16090674
>it's cheaper to just make two washers
*if you ignore the cost of making them
Anonymous at Fri, 22 Mar 2024 06:51:18 UTC No. 16090685
>>16090675
if you make them out of 1 cent coins then it costs you 1 cent, for the coin. the energy you put into making it costs few orders of magnitude less. so its 1.003 cents or whatever, for a washer, supposing you already have a hammer and a metal pointy bit. which anyone needing a washer should already have anyway.
Anonymous at Fri, 22 Mar 2024 07:08:23 UTC No. 16090698
>>16090685
>supposing
>should already have
Yes, like I said if you ignore the actual cost of turning pennies into washers, it only costs a penny, but if you actually take all the costs into account, it will be much more expensive and only approach 8 cents when you have scaled up to similar industrial levels as current washer manufacturers.
Anonymous at Fri, 22 Mar 2024 07:10:05 UTC No. 16090702
>>16090698
>and only approach 8 cents when you have scaled up to similar industrial levels as current washer manufacturers.
it doesn't cost them close to 8 cents you turd
Anonymous at Fri, 22 Mar 2024 07:12:47 UTC No. 16090706
>>16090702
Sure if you ignore the actual costs involved and negate the costs of the tools and labor with suppositions.
Anonymous at Fri, 22 Mar 2024 11:10:28 UTC No. 16090883
>>16090589
Lol either you've never used a power drill in your life, or you're just being a contrarian faggot. It would cut through a penny like butter and not wear down in the slightest.
Source: I've been in maintenance the last five years.
Anonymous at Fri, 22 Mar 2024 11:16:26 UTC No. 16090887
>>16090589
>>16090593
>>16090609
>>16090616
>>16090630
>>16090648
>>16090663
>>16090667
>>16090698
Limp wristed faggot that's never used a tool in his life, embarrassing himself further with each post.
Laugh at this user.
Anonymous at Fri, 22 Mar 2024 11:20:55 UTC No. 16090888
>>16090883
Nah, you have clearly not even used a power drill long enough to break a bit.
Anonymous at Fri, 22 Mar 2024 11:48:31 UTC No. 16090909
>>16090888
Sure, while trying to drill into steel lmao. Copper is paper, faggot.
Anonymous at Fri, 22 Mar 2024 11:53:18 UTC No. 16090912
>>16090909
No, copper is metal, you absolute confirmed retard.
Anonymous at Fri, 22 Mar 2024 15:13:05 UTC No. 16091125
>>16088086
>>16088441
Bot answers.
Anonymous at Fri, 22 Mar 2024 17:54:20 UTC No. 16091314
>>16088935
>how to cook crack
>how to safely lace weed and percocet with fent
>how to mix lean
>how to determine the ideal ratio of Lawry's seasoning salt to chicken
Anonymous at Fri, 22 Mar 2024 23:04:01 UTC No. 16091847
>>16091314
making weed and fent work together is tricky business because weed burns at a high enough temperature that it destroys opiates. they probably would only work together in a vaporizer cartridge and even then they would evaporate at different rates
Anonymous at Sat, 23 Mar 2024 14:02:00 UTC No. 16092566
>>16088441
Let everyone have guns. Nobody can force the other to do something that way.
Anonymous at Sat, 23 Mar 2024 21:20:32 UTC No. 16093190
>>16088441
So we should not tolerate progressive fundamentalist intolerance.
Anonymous at Sun, 24 Mar 2024 10:21:28 UTC No. 16093992
>>16092566
negroes have proved that they shouldn't be allowed to own guns
Anonymous at Mon, 25 Mar 2024 02:28:50 UTC No. 16095312
>>16090913
a chud meltdown is not a meme btw
Anonymous at Mon, 25 Mar 2024 02:32:19 UTC No. 16095316
>>16095312
obsessed desu
Anonymous at Mon, 25 Mar 2024 02:33:34 UTC No. 16095319
>>16095086
this is a shitty political cumpiss reddit meme but its funny how they won't shit on beliefs like these with science but they can gloat about how god isn't real and shit all over christianity
Anonymous at Mon, 25 Mar 2024 02:34:53 UTC No. 16095321
>>16092118
the gay asian guy had the most T lmao
Anonymous at Mon, 25 Mar 2024 05:15:55 UTC No. 16095449
>>16095319
christianity, but never any other religions
and especially not judaism
Anonymous at Mon, 25 Mar 2024 19:13:45 UTC No. 16096524
>>16088441
this has been a hilariously bad misinterpretation of the initial passage that spread like wildfire
Anonymous at Mon, 25 Mar 2024 22:43:14 UTC No. 16096795
>>16088441
Interesting, very interesting.
Does this apply to Muslims?
Anonymous at Tue, 26 Mar 2024 03:57:45 UTC No. 16097185
>>16087863
lololololol
Anonymous at Tue, 26 Mar 2024 04:12:22 UTC No. 16097201
>>16096791
Literally me
Anonymous at Wed, 27 Mar 2024 01:30:31 UTC No. 16098601
>>16098474
/sci/ version of the fingerless glove meter image
Anonymous at Wed, 27 Mar 2024 08:52:05 UTC No. 16099038
>>16099019
-cums on you-
Anonymous at Thu, 28 Mar 2024 20:26:52 UTC No. 16101844
>>16100929
looks like ice contains sodium too
๐๏ธ Anonymous at Fri, 29 Mar 2024 00:08:33 UTC No. 16102333
>>16101844
this is what soiyentists actually believe
Anonymous at Fri, 29 Mar 2024 20:00:40 UTC No. 16103674
>>16096795
It does. It applies to all form of extremism.
Anonymous at Fri, 29 Mar 2024 22:11:48 UTC No. 16103865
>>16102898
lol
Anonymous at Fri, 29 Mar 2024 23:59:32 UTC No. 16104017
>>16090887
I came in here to laugh at that loser. Holy fuck.
Anonymous at Sat, 30 Mar 2024 07:49:04 UTC No. 16104513
>>16090887
the whole point of academic science is to be a blowhard with no actual talents or abilities. people who can do something useful don't waste their lives in academia because they have much better options available to them
Anonymous at Sat, 30 Mar 2024 07:54:56 UTC No. 16104521
>>16104513
wow, fuck you. I base my entire existence on acedemics and spend the majority of my time pacing and thinking. I don't give a danm about your species, and I don't care if I'm ever even published or recognized. I simply want to know, and expand what I can think about because it pleases me to do this. I'm not obligated to utilize my 147IQ to benefit your species in some way. I am allowed to exist without any moral imperative to my actions and not feel guilty for doing so.
Anonymous at Sat, 30 Mar 2024 07:59:40 UTC No. 16104526
>>16096791
I don't know why but I laughed pretty hard
Anonymous at Sat, 30 Mar 2024 12:11:29 UTC No. 16104650
>>16087158
>"Israel supporters"
Every conservative is a shabbos goy. No exceptions.
Anonymous at Sat, 30 Mar 2024 12:13:18 UTC No. 16104653
>>16103674
That you Dr Popper and Anon for explaining why Israel must be destroyed.
Anonymous at Sat, 30 Mar 2024 12:15:10 UTC No. 16104655
>>16086041
>maths is
Fucking ESLs. It's "math is" or "maths are." Pick one.
Anonymous at Sat, 30 Mar 2024 12:21:34 UTC No. 16104659
>>16088935
The darker you are, the more cargo your cult.
Anonymous at Sat, 30 Mar 2024 12:25:02 UTC No. 16104662
Anonymous at Sat, 30 Mar 2024 13:05:25 UTC No. 16104703
>>16104655
mathematics. singular.
yanks, i swear to god.
Anonymous at Sat, 30 Mar 2024 20:02:47 UTC No. 16105280
>>16104659
Apparently Kenya is better at building bridges than Baltimore.
Anonymous at Sat, 30 Mar 2024 20:03:19 UTC No. 16105282
>>16104703
Math. Singular.
Bongs, I swear to God.
Anonymous at Sat, 30 Mar 2024 20:47:38 UTC No. 16105360
>>16090913
>I was such a nerdy kid
>I played all the sports
sure, floppa, sure, you're such a nerd bro.
Anonymous at Sat, 30 Mar 2024 23:11:31 UTC No. 16105556
what the fuck is this /pol/ thread?
Anonymous at Sun, 31 Mar 2024 18:38:25 UTC No. 16106574
>>16105556
>I contributed nothing to this thread
>I still feel entitled to exclusively see content that I like
Explain this logic.
Where do noncontributors get their oversized sense of entitlement from?
Anonymous at Sun, 31 Mar 2024 21:24:40 UTC No. 16106811
>>16106574
happy now?
now go back >>>/pol/
Anonymous at Sun, 31 Mar 2024 21:26:44 UTC No. 16106814
>>16106811
what fuck is that
Anonymous at Sun, 31 Mar 2024 21:27:57 UTC No. 16106818
>>16105556
>>16106811
Is this "pol" in the room with you right now?
Anonymous at Mon, 1 Apr 2024 02:33:55 UTC No. 16107208
>>16106811
I saw this before in another thread and I only just now understood what I was looking at. Comedy gold.
Anonymous at Mon, 1 Apr 2024 02:35:07 UTC No. 16107209
>>16107198
A whole bunch of very intelligent people are going to christianity as part of war against satan. There is no other choice. We will see another enlightenment. And a time where the crusades will be remembered as the innocent act of children.
Anonymous at Mon, 1 Apr 2024 02:44:16 UTC No. 16107213
>>16107198
>gun to my head if I'd have to choose
becomes
>he embraced the word of the lord
such a classical church move
Anonymous at Mon, 1 Apr 2024 19:16:27 UTC No. 16108095
Anonymous at Mon, 1 Apr 2024 19:20:04 UTC No. 16108109
>>16107209
>as part of war against satan
funny because that is what makes them work for satan. they start seeing satan in random people (who happen to disagree with them) and start doing bad shit while satan rubs his hands
the "war against satan" is happening within anon. when it happens outside you only unleash satan. because you lost the war inside.
Anonymous at Mon, 1 Apr 2024 21:16:34 UTC No. 16108304
>>16107198
>I'm a cultural Christian
Really?
Is that why he devoted his life to trying to destroy Christianity and has done absolutely nothing to try and protect Christian culture from outside invaders?
Anonymous at Tue, 2 Apr 2024 00:20:52 UTC No. 16108561
That is not a potato chip. That is dehydrated liquid potato.
Anonymous Mogul at Tue, 2 Apr 2024 00:24:59 UTC No. 16108570
>>16108561
Yup, can't even legally be called a potato chip under FDA regulations in the US, they have to be called potato "crisps" instead.
Anonymous at Tue, 2 Apr 2024 10:16:32 UTC No. 16109098
>>16088584
But now you have a galvanic corrosion cell due to dissimilar metals.
Anonymous at Fri, 5 Apr 2024 02:07:29 UTC No. 16112946
>>16111852
college children really do be like that, but most people getting college degrees these days are female
Anonymous at Fri, 5 Apr 2024 08:28:27 UTC No. 16113374
>>16108081
Science has tried to accomplish this so many times and has failed on every attempt.
Anonymous at Sat, 6 Apr 2024 22:33:38 UTC No. 16115943
>>16109098
he was too cheap to use a nickle.
Anonymous at Sat, 6 Apr 2024 23:40:05 UTC No. 16116046
>>16104659
this one is safe from curry driven containerships
Anonymous at Sat, 6 Apr 2024 23:45:30 UTC No. 16116050
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bNB
๐๏ธ Anonymous at Sun, 7 Apr 2024 23:42:01 UTC No. 16117674
>>16116091
Basedence is always looking to cash in on human suffering
Anonymous at Sun, 7 Apr 2024 23:51:21 UTC No. 16117694
>>16116024
It's state is known to collapse in elementary schools and near muslims.
Anonymous at Mon, 8 Apr 2024 01:13:51 UTC No. 16117779
>>16090913
>modern tech bad
>posts on a ad and spyware riddled social media
God do I fucking hate those niggers.
Anonymous at Mon, 8 Apr 2024 01:18:13 UTC No. 16117781
>>16107198
>feel the cold grasp of death creeping in closer and closer
>become increasingly spiritual
funny how this works
๐๏ธ Anonymous at Mon, 8 Apr 2024 01:21:27 UTC No. 16117784
Anonymous at Mon, 8 Apr 2024 08:42:25 UTC No. 16118314
>>16088441
This level of copium over why he self contradicts.
๐๏ธ Anonymous at Mon, 8 Apr 2024 22:22:10 UTC No. 16119926
>>16118204
based
Anonymous at Tue, 9 Apr 2024 07:10:54 UTC No. 16120484
>>16104655
>Be American
>Bastardises the English language
>Spells things incorrectly
>Corrects people who are already using correct grammar
>Oblivious to own retardation
The sad thing is that I've met Mexicans who speak better English than most Americans.
Anonymous at Tue, 9 Apr 2024 12:48:34 UTC No. 16120787
>>16098322
>happy and less neutral
I remember hearing hearing this back when and presumed it had to do with skull measurements and stuff
Anonymous at Tue, 9 Apr 2024 14:45:30 UTC No. 16120894
Somebody post flies in a jar
Anonymous at Tue, 9 Apr 2024 20:09:57 UTC No. 16121343
>>16102898
But why?
Anonymous at Tue, 9 Apr 2024 20:20:05 UTC No. 16121359
>>16121337
1.5 kg because the flies keep themselves aloft by exerting downward force with their wings.
Anonymous at Tue, 9 Apr 2024 20:50:45 UTC No. 16121399
>>16121337
Undefined b/c divided by zero 5 times.
Anonymous at Tue, 9 Apr 2024 21:47:04 UTC No. 16121488
Anonymous at Wed, 10 Apr 2024 01:04:31 UTC No. 16121706
>>16121337
Weight should continually oscillate as flies' wings move up and down. This is of course assuming that there is air in the jar The real answer (assuming the jar is not a vacuum) is none of the above.
๐๏ธ Anonymous at Wed, 10 Apr 2024 02:49:44 UTC No. 16121816
>>16107198
>"""Cultural Christian""""
right up there with """"trans woman""""
Anonymous at Wed, 10 Apr 2024 07:59:42 UTC No. 16122061
>>16096677
I wonder if you could switch the price tags and buy the $15.88 figure for $1 without the cashier noticing?
Anonymous at Wed, 10 Apr 2024 11:55:08 UTC No. 16122218
>>16122061
Cashier is a trekkie with a stem phd so no
Anonymous at Wed, 10 Apr 2024 23:12:04 UTC No. 16123261
>>16122061
They're counting on no one ever wanting to
Anonymous at Thu, 11 Apr 2024 16:50:06 UTC No. 16124405
>>16122061
Probably, but you could still be seen on camera or by a plain clothes security person.
Anonymous at Thu, 11 Apr 2024 21:08:18 UTC No. 16124714
>>16116091
>Your disease is caused by your lifestyle, please change your lifestyle
>But achchually I have a really good lifestyle, I do eat healthy I eat healthier than anyone I know and I just don't have time to be active because I'm so busy all the time and you know I also eat less than anyone I know especially because I'm so busy and I've never lost weight, I think its genetic because my auntie meemaw had the same thing , and I don't know why all this has happened, I used to be so healthy, my last doctor said I was as fit as a bull, blah blah blaj
>...
>Fine, just take the fucking metformin
Anonymous at Thu, 11 Apr 2024 22:38:17 UTC No. 16124806
>>16101844
literally everything in the world contains sodium as a trace impurity
it is quite literally everywhere
๐๏ธ Anonymous at Fri, 12 Apr 2024 21:52:03 UTC No. 16126333
>>16124806
its not in ice
Anonymous at Fri, 12 Apr 2024 23:18:14 UTC No. 16126462
>>16096791
good one
Anonymous at Sat, 13 Apr 2024 20:38:11 UTC No. 16127738
>>16100929
No because the energy it takes you to process calories isn't included in the label of what calories are in the food, because that's not in the food, that's in you
Anonymous at Sun, 14 Apr 2024 01:05:29 UTC No. 16128062
>>16086050
I miss Derp and Derpina bros...
Anonymous at Sun, 14 Apr 2024 03:02:31 UTC No. 16128172
>>16128035
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GDz
Anonymous at Sun, 14 Apr 2024 03:50:31 UTC No. 16128196
>>16096677
why are they for ages 17+?
๐๏ธ Anonymous at Sun, 14 Apr 2024 12:40:46 UTC No. 16128593
>>16128268
lol
Anonymous at Sun, 14 Apr 2024 19:31:14 UTC No. 16129086
Onions onions
Anonymous at Sun, 14 Apr 2024 19:35:21 UTC No. 16129089
Sแปy
Anonymous at Mon, 15 Apr 2024 04:33:32 UTC No. 16129602
Anonymous at Mon, 15 Apr 2024 04:38:39 UTC No. 16129608
>>16121488
I still can't comprehend that that text was taken from an actual thread
Anonymous at Mon, 15 Apr 2024 05:39:09 UTC No. 16129632
>>16088441
I could've sworn I had an edit of this saved that talked about how cool it was to hate people and I remember it had the line "I don't even know what an Estonian is but I fucking hate them".
๐๏ธ Anonymous at Mon, 15 Apr 2024 12:29:18 UTC No. 16130023
>>16129568
that mixed emotions feel when an immigrant murders a race traitor
๐๏ธ Anonymous at Tue, 16 Apr 2024 01:35:06 UTC No. 16130929
>>16130605
>be low IQ
>say dumb stuff
Anonymous at Tue, 16 Apr 2024 03:32:53 UTC No. 16131042
>>16129602
This is one of those things that makes sense when you stop to think about it, but at first glance it's very counterintuitive.
Saint. Barkon at Wed, 17 Apr 2024 06:59:29 UTC No. 16132695
>>16132694
Shut up nerd , no-one cares about your grades. sure they allow you to take part in the Jew system, but by no means are you smart. You're dumb as fuck if you have good grades.
Anonymous at Wed, 17 Apr 2024 16:07:11 UTC No. 16133110
>>16107209
All of a sudden he's intelligent just because he's on "your tribe" now. No he just knows the lesser of two evils. Christianity has been reformed and tamed by secular democratic institutions Islam is far far far more dangerous.
๐๏ธ Anonymous at Thu, 18 Apr 2024 05:22:53 UTC No. 16134090
>>16086041
Nairaland is a top quality website
Anonymous at Thu, 18 Apr 2024 07:03:10 UTC No. 16134162
>>16090589
Those are self tapping screws you dumb cunt. Also, the drill and drill bits you should already have in your house from other projects anyway, so the upfront cost would be nil or negligible over the life of the bit. An no, you wouldn't wear out a bit drilling through a penny it's not fucking stainless steel lmao.
Anonymous at Thu, 18 Apr 2024 11:21:37 UTC No. 16134412
>>16087158
>Except conservatives, and conservatives, and conservatives, and conservatives, and...
Jesus how often can you trigger yourself lmao
Also, it's the pro-Palestine stance that's banned in universities, but you won't hear the "free speech nuts" about that.
Anonymous at Thu, 18 Apr 2024 11:24:23 UTC No. 16134415
>>16096677
Wait a minute - this isn't a /sci/ meme thread at all! This is a /pol/ meme thread! Again!
Anonymous at Thu, 18 Apr 2024 11:25:26 UTC No. 16134417
>>16120787
>>16098322
It may just as well measure media bias in which photographs they choose to publish and which were subsequently used to train the algorithm.
Anonymous at Thu, 18 Apr 2024 13:00:51 UTC No. 16134510
>>16087863
dang son, that's a riot
Anonymous at Thu, 18 Apr 2024 17:42:04 UTC No. 16134855
>>16122061
People did it all the time back when I used to work at Walmart. Some retards would even try it on big items like TV's or computers. It was always entertaining to see them chimp out and get super aggressive/defensive when they were confronted about it.
None of us gave a shit for the smaller items though, Cuz you know... Walmart and minimum wage.
I wouldn't recommend it now though, I hear they're using face tracking/advanced monitoring to track how much you steal until it's enough to indict you.
Barkon at Thu, 18 Apr 2024 17:45:00 UTC No. 16134856
>>16134855
WHO DAT?
Anonymous at Thu, 18 Apr 2024 18:15:18 UTC No. 16134885
>>16088328
hypocrisy of liberalism
Anonymous at Thu, 18 Apr 2024 20:19:06 UTC No. 16134983
>>16107209
no serious person is a genuinely believing Abrahamist in this day and age
Anonymous at Thu, 18 Apr 2024 22:54:22 UTC No. 16135192
>>16134983
>no true scotsman
Cool fallacy, bro.
Anonymous at Thu, 18 Apr 2024 22:58:21 UTC No. 16135197
>>16087158
what about trans conservatives?
Anonymous at Fri, 19 Apr 2024 09:25:08 UTC No. 16135690
>Every single """"""/sci/ meme"""""" thread is over 90% /pol/shit
>Along with half the threads in the catalogue
Why are we still pretending this board has rules at this point?
Anonymous at Fri, 19 Apr 2024 15:44:50 UTC No. 16135968
>>16090589
>Imagine thinking you need anything more than a hammer to hit the screw with
Anonymous at Sat, 20 Apr 2024 04:15:27 UTC No. 16136925
>>16131042
this
Anonymous at Sat, 20 Apr 2024 10:21:12 UTC No. 16137126
>>16121337
Get a better scale with .01 accuracy
Anonymous at Sat, 20 Apr 2024 11:08:07 UTC No. 16137165
>>16137126
>0.1
Nearly there
Anonymous at Sat, 20 Apr 2024 11:43:01 UTC No. 16137182
>>16122061
there is something called a "price check"
it may be automatic by now tho
Anonymous at Sat, 20 Apr 2024 11:44:16 UTC No. 16137184
>>16100929
Calories are determined by burning the substance and measuring how much it increases the temperature of 1 ml of water. Ice will not heat anything if you try to burn it.
Anonymous at Sat, 20 Apr 2024 18:25:45 UTC No. 16137573
>>16096677
>>16122061
>>16137182
That clearance sticker IS from the Locutus figure. The clearance sticker says, "WAS: $15.88." The price of the Locutus figure is $15.88, but the Michael figure's original price ends in 70. Someone switched the sticker before taking this photo.
Anonymous at Sat, 20 Apr 2024 23:40:08 UTC No. 16138032
>>16138025
Ironic post
Anonymous at Sun, 21 Apr 2024 00:07:30 UTC No. 16138067
>>16131042
No you don't need to think to understand it
Like what did they expect would be there?
The void?
Anonymous at Sun, 21 Apr 2024 00:51:30 UTC No. 16138154
>>16138067
the soulless have no reflection
Anonymous at Sun, 21 Apr 2024 01:40:24 UTC No. 16138222
>>16138067
>Like what did they expect would be there?
To think something like this you at least would need to be capable of thought, that's already too much
๐๏ธ Anonymous at Sun, 21 Apr 2024 11:26:09 UTC No. 16138705
>>16100929
yes
Anonymous at Sun, 21 Apr 2024 11:50:57 UTC No. 16138730
>>16087158
Not the heckin chudarinos! That's me!!
Anonymous at Sun, 21 Apr 2024 12:48:44 UTC No. 16138795
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Anonymous at Sun, 21 Apr 2024 12:52:34 UTC No. 16138799
>>16138797
christ this thread is so sad. I used to get excited about threads like these. Now it's nothing but /pol/ shit. Absolutely zero science humour. Fucking garbage.
Anonymous at Sun, 21 Apr 2024 12:53:36 UTC No. 16138801
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Anonymous at Sun, 21 Apr 2024 13:22:00 UTC No. 16138839
>>16138823
Dumb shit opinion. We can tell the difference between juveniles and adults well enough to not mix them up.
Anonymous at Sun, 21 Apr 2024 21:45:23 UTC No. 16139458
>>16138799
it's because there are no new memes, everything's already been posted at least 10 times before
Anonymous at Mon, 22 Apr 2024 00:02:52 UTC No. 16139620
>>16139580
>then, they give all your money to basedence
Coward cope, the truth is that most of the money goes to the military to fight israeli wars, to medicare and SS to keep boomers obscenely rich for as long as possible, and most of the rest goes to welfare minorities disproportionately used by minorities.
Of course he doesn't have the balls to say that.
Anonymous at Mon, 22 Apr 2024 02:07:25 UTC No. 16139778
>>16139580
the anti science psyop is a weird one
Anonymous at Mon, 22 Apr 2024 12:39:02 UTC No. 16140408
>>16139580
>you pay 30% of your check as federal income tax
Not even close, more like 10% of my gross income after deductions are figured.
>you pay 10% for state income tax
5% is my state's tax rate, but again after my income is adjusted it's more like 2% of my gross income.
>you pay another 7% in sales tax
True, but not on food which is an important distinction.
>you pay another 8% in property tax
I don't own a house or land.
In America we pay so few taxes compared to the rest of the world it's actually kind of insane. There are countries where people literally do pay 30% or more of their gross income to income tax AND THEN have 20% or more sales tax on top of that every time they buy anything. Taxation is theft, but I'm grateful to be stolen from way less than I would be in other countries.
Anonymous at Mon, 22 Apr 2024 12:55:59 UTC No. 16140439
>>16139580
ah yes science is certainly the problem here
Anonymous at Mon, 22 Apr 2024 12:57:00 UTC No. 16140440
>>16139458
Then we can just... not have a meme thread? Or just repost the science memes instead of reposting the /pol/ memes?
Anonymous at Mon, 22 Apr 2024 22:47:57 UTC No. 16141286
>>16140440
>everything i see that triggers me emotionally and causes me distressing cognitive dissonance is /pol/ because i'm obsessed with politics
Anonymous at Mon, 22 Apr 2024 23:50:52 UTC No. 16141366
>>16095321
He was infusing himself anally
Anonymous at Tue, 23 Apr 2024 04:14:56 UTC No. 16141582
>>16141286
>i am so mentally ill that I have to persistently make anti-economic-system and gubmint posts while deflecting when I get called out on it
Sorry for your retardation.
Anonymous at Tue, 23 Apr 2024 06:07:23 UTC No. 16141694
>>16095312
99% of the world are chuds by your definition. You shouldn't get so comfortable
Anonymous at Tue, 23 Apr 2024 07:05:04 UTC No. 16141764
Anonymous at Wed, 24 Apr 2024 02:19:26 UTC No. 16143119
>>16143106
Bogged bimbos are my fetish
Anonymous at Wed, 24 Apr 2024 02:33:22 UTC No. 16143124
>>16138799
Inuit diet is pure meat and fat so i hope they kept that in mind when sourcing material for the test knife.
Anonymous at Wed, 24 Apr 2024 11:26:38 UTC No. 16143658
>>16142703
Who's going to request the college loans be repaid if America is dead, idiot?
Anonymous at Thu, 25 Apr 2024 17:39:56 UTC No. 16145529
>>16140440
>/pol/ out of nowhere
Rent free
Anonymous at Fri, 26 Apr 2024 07:28:36 UTC No. 16146500
>>16145529
People who are obsessed with politics to the point of mental illness see everything as political, even innocent science memes.
Anonymous at Fri, 26 Apr 2024 11:21:52 UTC No. 16146652
>>16146500
>The Party told you to reject the evidence of your eyes and ears. It was their final, most essential command.
Anonymous at Fri, 26 Apr 2024 23:37:00 UTC No. 16147598
Anonymous at Sat, 27 Apr 2024 04:27:21 UTC No. 16147976
>>16086898
Most of the universe is just shy.
Anonymous at Sat, 27 Apr 2024 05:33:05 UTC No. 16148019
2 "AI" chatbots having a conversation
https://files.catbox.moe/e227p5.mp4
Anonymous at Sat, 27 Apr 2024 22:13:39 UTC No. 16149053
>>16128062
>I miss Derp and Derpina bros...
where did they go? Now seriously, why dont they evoke the same levels of fun and engagement like 17 years ago?
Anonymous at Sat, 27 Apr 2024 22:15:27 UTC No. 16149059
>>16087863
doesnt tranny surgery cause cancerogenous changes?
Anonymous at Sun, 28 Apr 2024 13:23:06 UTC No. 16149847
>>16095321
>the gay asian guy had the most T lmao
you can tell by the look he doesnt belong with the rest of the group. Sometimes you do social things you dont wanna do, just to belong. Asians are more cerebral, cold and anxiety-prone. The guy acts like a simulacrum of the nerd stereotype to fit in
Anonymous at Sun, 28 Apr 2024 13:39:54 UTC No. 16149866
>>16135212
dayum
Anonymous at Sun, 28 Apr 2024 13:45:53 UTC No. 16149877
>>16149554
I'm waiting for my AI powered spoon.
also AI in mouse/keyboards is to detect wrong click and wrong write on keyboard. just some extra data collecting don't worry
Anonymous at Sun, 28 Apr 2024 13:48:05 UTC No. 16149881
>>16149877
>tfw keylogger is build into hardware
Anonymous at Sun, 28 Apr 2024 13:52:36 UTC No. 16149885
>>16149881
wait until you hear about AI chips in SSD controllers lmao
https://www.microchip.com/en-us/abo
https://cloudtweaks.com/2024/04/ssd
Anonymous at Sun, 28 Apr 2024 13:57:41 UTC No. 16149890
>>16090609
Depending on the average salary where you live it might cost more time to find the tools than it's worht it.
Anonymous at Sun, 28 Apr 2024 13:57:49 UTC No. 16149891
>>16149554
Googling this reveals it's not an "AI-powered mouse" but a mouse that comes with a dedicated button to access ChatGPT through a custom interface. The flaw mentioned here is the inability to paste text within the prompt window.
Anonymous at Sun, 28 Apr 2024 13:59:28 UTC No. 16149896
>>16149890
if you don't have a hammer and a metal rod that can go through copper you're not worthy of being called a man
Anonymous at Sun, 28 Apr 2024 14:34:12 UTC No. 16149945
>>16149896
What should I be called, then?
Anonymous at Sun, 28 Apr 2024 14:39:57 UTC No. 16149953
>>16149945
a hammerless faggot?
Anonymous at Sun, 28 Apr 2024 14:40:46 UTC No. 16149956
>>16149953
To be a faggot one must by definition be a man
Anonymous at Sun, 28 Apr 2024 16:26:34 UTC No. 16150108
>>16135690
there's a rule about only wokeshit being allowed here?
Anonymous at Sun, 28 Apr 2024 16:29:40 UTC No. 16150114
>>16150108
>If it's not /pol/ it's woke
Anonymous at Sun, 28 Apr 2024 16:30:41 UTC No. 16150117
>>16150108
>>16150114
But actually, yes, if we define /pol/ and woke in that way, then there is explicitly a rule that only wokeshit is allowed, because /pol/shit is off topic and science is woke
Anonymous at Sun, 28 Apr 2024 16:31:29 UTC No. 16150121
>>16140440
or if you don't like it you can just go to another holocaust memorial
Anonymous at Sun, 28 Apr 2024 16:35:02 UTC No. 16150126
>>16150121
does everything have to involve jews and the holocaust somehow
because seems to me only the /pol/ memes do
Anonymous at Sun, 28 Apr 2024 16:42:36 UTC No. 16150130
it's even weirder when they always say "goy" and shit like that like they are ((them)). it's almost like they are in a weird twisted way.
>no but we say it ironically
are you tho
Anonymous at Mon, 29 Apr 2024 00:06:08 UTC No. 16150831
>>16149877
spellcheck software that accesses online libraries already does that
Anonynous at Tue, 30 Apr 2024 00:19:31 UTC No. 16152459
>>16139097
Some guy at the gym a few weeks ago had a ridiculously large novelty 10 pounders on both sides.
Anonynous at Tue, 30 Apr 2024 00:44:20 UTC No. 16152491
>>16129602
>>16131042
>>16129632
>>16138067
>>16138154
Please explain to me how the mirror works. Me no want to be dumb.
Anonynous at Tue, 30 Apr 2024 00:52:33 UTC No. 16152504
>>16149053
Because your too old to be amused by dumb shit like that.
15 years ago I would watch shitty video game "reviews" that amounted to little more than a 20 minute meandering lets play ending in a rage quit.
These days, there's so much more worthwhile content that I'm just too busy and don't have time for.
Kevin Smith movies and nostalgia critic aren't fun anymore either which is closer to my point
Anonymous at Wed, 1 May 2024 08:38:18 UTC No. 16154441
>>16088441
>>16118314
tolerance is faulty, it doesnt exist other than a faulty concept
it is unstable and does not persist testing it on its own parameters
it is a distraction, a sociocultiral battering ram, envisioned and distributed to corrode and deconstruct white hegemony in their societies i.e. northwestern europe and central north america.
segregation allows whites to unfold and utilize their potential, multiculturalism inside of naturally ethnic white nations only distracts and disturbs whites.
without multiculturalism and the concept of tolerance inside of white nations such as the u.s.a and germany, france or the united kingdom mankind would have already colonized the solar system by now
Anonymous at Wed, 1 May 2024 08:55:31 UTC No. 16154475
>>16154441
Tolerance is a desirable quality in society, its antithesis therefore inherently isn't.
>But why can't we tolerate intolerance??
Because that would result in less tolerance in society. Bada bing bada boom so simple
Anonymous at Wed, 1 May 2024 11:57:47 UTC No. 16154705
>>16154475
tolerance breeds lazyness and indifference
it creates safe spaces for bullies, thieves and slackers and other kinds of destroyers of society
without clear cut well formed behavioral boundaries everything in a society will become meaningless
tolerance is poison
Anonymous at Wed, 1 May 2024 12:12:00 UTC No. 16154719
>>16121337
Doesnยดt it depend on at what weight the scale was zeroed?
Anonymous at Wed, 1 May 2024 12:13:46 UTC No. 16154720
>>16154705
>it creates safe spaces for bullies, thieves and slackers and other kinds of destroyers of society
Seems to me like tolerating intolerance would do that much better
Anonymous at Thu, 2 May 2024 02:43:42 UTC No. 16155738
>>16149053
>>16152504
people were so shit at memes back then, rage comics were actually sometimes good by comparison
they're closer timewise to demotivational posters made by unhinged boomers than to present day
Anonymous at Thu, 2 May 2024 12:24:58 UTC No. 16156363
>>16154720
>mom scolded me for acting like a retard in public
>THIS INTOLERANCE IS DESTROYING SOCIETY
Anonymous at Sat, 4 May 2024 14:34:51 UTC No. 16159049
>>16092118
I'm 35 and my test is even lower, only 190ng/dl.
Anonymous at Sat, 4 May 2024 19:16:03 UTC No. 16159471
>>16159049
wtf how is that possible? My 80 year old gramps has 3 times that.
Anonymous at Sun, 5 May 2024 00:35:11 UTC No. 16159937
>>16159587
>https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Li
Anonymous at Sun, 5 May 2024 06:03:20 UTC No. 16160211
>>16103674
Interesting, very interesting.
Does this apply to Israel?
Anonymous at Sun, 5 May 2024 10:28:44 UTC No. 16160459
>>16086050
Give that man the 10,000 dollars
Anonymous at Sun, 5 May 2024 10:46:46 UTC No. 16160484
>>16138799
>I'm so angry because these threads are about rational objective fact that dispels my fragile ideological beliefs
Anonymous at Sun, 5 May 2024 10:50:07 UTC No. 16160487
>>16149881
My keyboard was built in 1985.
Anonymous at Sun, 5 May 2024 13:14:00 UTC No. 16160618
>>16086041
The machine that "prints" pringles was designed by Gene Wolfe btw
Anonymous at Sun, 5 May 2024 13:18:10 UTC No. 16160624
>>16160484
pathetic cope
Anonymous at Mon, 6 May 2024 09:55:59 UTC No. 16161982
>>16161475
me on the right
Anonymous at Mon, 6 May 2024 14:38:39 UTC No. 16162322
>>16090912
They're zinc dumbass
Anonymous at Tue, 7 May 2024 01:20:05 UTC No. 16163305
>>16121337
This is like a shitpost
That instrument measure normal reaction and gives the reading so assuming if all the flies are in air then they will be doing random motion assuming they dont bump into the container while flying if thats the case then it should weight 1 kg
If all the flies are sitting on the container then the answer should be 1.5 kg because of the extra weight adding up to the container thus adding to the normal force
Last if we assume some flies are flying in air while some are sitting on the container then the answer will be variable and i suck at math so lets just average it out and say 1.25 kg
Anonymous at Tue, 7 May 2024 17:29:31 UTC No. 16164223
Anonymous at Wed, 8 May 2024 07:03:00 UTC No. 16165401
>>16164726
the midwit is just making the equivalent of the dark matter argument
Anonymous at Thu, 9 May 2024 08:58:43 UTC No. 16167004
>>16129602
These people are either masters at trolling or genuinely so retarded that they deserve extermination.
Anonymous at Fri, 10 May 2024 04:59:14 UTC No. 16168542
>>16168009
You could add in greta and the ecotards chimping out at a physics book too
Anonymous at Fri, 10 May 2024 20:07:09 UTC No. 16169535
>>16086041
What does a parabolic hyperboloid look like?
Anonymous at Fri, 10 May 2024 21:21:12 UTC No. 16169668
>>16105280
The FSK bridge in Baltimore didn't just suddenly fail one day. A cargo ship rammed into its supports.
Anonymous at Fri, 10 May 2024 21:23:30 UTC No. 16169674
>>16104659
a bridge opening in africa is a rare and exciting event
Anonymous at Fri, 10 May 2024 21:30:13 UTC No. 16169689
>>16096795
in the Israel supporting west? yes.
Kick out the muslims and import the prosemitic hindus
Anonymous at Fri, 10 May 2024 21:32:31 UTC No. 16169695
>>16149891
The flaw is that my fucking mouse driver comes with ChatGPT integration
Anonymous at Fri, 10 May 2024 21:53:40 UTC No. 16169720
>>16109098
>Found the vvitch
Anonymous at Sat, 11 May 2024 11:04:35 UTC No. 16170593
>>16104659
The top slab of concrete looks like its holding on for dear life