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Anonymous No. 16087022

you couldn't have accomplished what they did

Anonymous No. 16087031

>>16087022
>nigerians scamming
what a twist

Anonymous No. 16087034

>>16087022
bullshit, I can do anything nig- I mean, uh, (loud cough) nigerians can do.

Anonymous No. 16087427

>>16087031
>t. jealous and butthurt

Anonymous No. 16087442

but that's not possible otherwise it would work

unless it actually works?

can you convert urine into electricity?

Anonymous No. 16087454

>>16087442
Of course it works. Urine is 95 % water, and lots of people have had devices that convert water into electricity.

Anonymous No. 16087508

>>16087442
They electrolyze the piss to produce hydrogen which is burned in the generator. There's a Forbes article which has comments by someone developing this technology for sewage treatment who says that they're getting less energy from the hydrogen than they're putting into the hydrolysis, but it's a good way to purify sewage water.

Anonymous No. 16087510

>they're getting less energy from the hydrogen than they're putting into the hydrolysis,
>but it's a good way to purify sewage water.

Anonymous No. 16087520

>>16087022
african urine is the new oil

Anonymous No. 16087531

>>16087508
it purifies water but that's not the point, the point was to generate electricity not use electricity

Anonymous No. 16087545

>>16087531
Burning H can give more Amps/sec than solar?
So the hydrogen acts as a battery.

Anonymous No. 16087550

>>16087545
everything can be a battery if you really want it to

Anonymous No. 16087553

>>16087545
matter is battery

Anonymous No. 16087554

>>16087531
The electrolysis uses more energy then you get back from the hydrogen, but the hydrogen is easier to purify and when you burn it you get pure water. That means that it's less energy intensive then other sewage treatment methods. It won't provide a net gain in energy, but it can free up some of the energy we use for sewage treatment.

Anonymous No. 16087559

>>16087554
dealing with hydrogen is dangerous anon. very leaky, the leakiest actually since it's the smallest atom of all elements. enclosed space acumulation can make for big boom. you need to factor in them properly dealing with it as well, that adds extra cost, extra carbon spent for that supporting tech.
why isn't everyone using it for purifying water if it's a better solution? think everyone is fucking retarded?

bodhi No. 16087577

if this is true they did not invent it, this tech has been around for quite awhile *and was of course invented by a white man)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0B0wPUmZB3U

Anonymous No. 16087580

You can produce minimal amounts of energy from pee by allowing it to to rot until it starts gassing off ammonia. Ammonia can be used as a fuel but not easy since the reaction product is nitric acid.
Its easier to sell the urea and use the proceeds to pay a power company to sell you electricity.

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Anonymous No. 16087588

>>16087559
>dealing with hydrogen is dangerous anon. very leaky, the leakiest actually
The brap element

Anonymous No. 16087592

>>16087022
show the children

Anonymous No. 16087604

>>16087559
It's still being developed and industry is resistant to new innovations. After it's developed and funding is secured then test plants can be built. New installations will choose between the new technology, if they know it exists, or the conventional technology which has better infrastructure and more experts. Oftentimes improvements are never adopted because it's so much easier to rely on existing infrastructure than it is to create new infrastructure.

Anonymous No. 16087605

>>16087604
nice ChatGPT response bro

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Anonymous No. 16087703

>>16087022
>science with piss
bro who tf thought this is flattering in any way shape or form?

Anonymous No. 16087738

What a waste of precious female urine. Selling it would make much more money than electricity.

Anonymous No. 16087815

>>16087703
there is some (((large nosed man))) getting very hard right now thinking of these young black girls pissing in bottles to generate electricity for him. That's why he funded this research.

Anonymous No. 16088082

>>16087815
kek

Anonymous No. 16088084

>>16087605
Nice Betamax, bro. I bet that's really going to catch on because it's clearly better than VHS.

Anonymous No. 16088092

>>16087022
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cNTMWhMWQAA

Anonymous No. 16088093

>>16087022
Because I don't give a shit about Africa and I don't have to generate my electricity from piss.

Anonymous No. 16088105

>>16087022
How do they power the generator? I mean is it some kind of chemical reaction they use to split water in hydoren or do they just use carbon fuel to power the generator to produce electricity to split the urine into hydrogen?

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Anonymous No. 16088192

>>16087022
>ywn be powered by nigerian schoolgirl pee

Anonymous No. 16088836

https://www.vanguardngr.com/2024/03/four-nigerian-teenage-girls-invent-urine-powered-generator/amp/

Anonymous No. 16088847

>>16088105
that's racist

Anonymous No. 16089009

>>16087022
this will power the jenkem refineries

Anonymous No. 16089023

>>16087022
it works, but you need electricity to get the generator running so it can turn the urine into electricity : )

Anonymous No. 16089084

>>16087022
I believe it but fucking gross ew

Anonymous No. 16090034

Whats the carbon footprint of urine powered electricity? How much urine does it take to power a Tesla?

Anonymous No. 16090378

>>16087022
1 litre of urine translates to about 1.21 niggawats

Anonymous No. 16090389

>>16090378
I think that's literally 2.5TWh

Anonymous No. 16090574

>>16087508
>but it's a good way to purify sewage water.
In what way? Distillation is bound to be more thermodynamically efficient. The process energy recovery can be mimicked by simply preheating the liquid using the condenser, which is going to be more efficient than this bullshit.

Anonymous No. 16090665

>>16090574
Distillation is going to condense a shitload of stuff that isn't water. The electrolysis produces pure hydrogen which is collected and burned to make pure water.

Anonymous No. 16090676

>>16090665
>Distillation is going to condense a shitload of stuff that isn't water.
at different temperatures than water. can be ejected separately
>hydrogen which is collected
doubt it's lossless

πŸ—‘οΈ Anonymous No. 16091910

>>16090665
Distillation is also very energy intensive unless its done via vacuum distillation, which bring along it's own expenses and difficulties

Anonymous No. 16092309

>>16088192
Jesus christ, shut the fuck up anon
Or do you want to get aids?
Not just any aids, nigger piss aids

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Anonymous No. 16092429

>>16087577
on /sci/ of all places..

Anonymous No. 16092628

>>16090676
>at different temperatures than water. can be ejected separately
And now that you've ejected that ammonia you've lost a shitload of hydrogen that could have been turned into water.

>doubt it's lossless
Nobody is saying it isn't. The assertion of the person developing it is that it's less energy intensive than current methods, which are not distillation because distillation is more expensive then their method of treatment.

>>16091910
There are ways to minimize the energy consumption. Anon mentioned a simple one which is to heat your feedstock with the condensing gasses. Vapor compression distillation takes that a step further by boiling the solution with the compressed gasses which means it needs a relatively small initial amount of energy to get started and then you just have to put in as much energy as you lose as the process continues.

Anonymous No. 16092629

>>16087022
Based pissgirls

Anonymous No. 16092632

>>16087550
Based
>>16089084
Why do you believe it
>>16092309
I don't think AIDS is spread in piss anon

Anonymous No. 16092670

>>16090665
So will electrolysis, you're not going to escape that problem so easily.
>>16091910
Not anywhere near as much as electrolysis.

Anonymous No. 16092671

>>16087022
By the way yes I could

Anonymous No. 16092719

>>16087703
Pissology? It's a fluid science.

Anonymous No. 16092894

>>16087703
>>science with piss
>bro who tf thought this is flattering in any way shape or form?
Medieval alchemists pioneered modern chemistry by fucking around with their piss.

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Anonymous No. 16092961

>>16087022

Turn a liter of urine into six hours of electricity by processing the urine with ONLY 135 hours of electricity!

πŸ—‘οΈ Anonymous No. 16093337

piss powered hydropower: make it illegal to have toilets that aren't on top of a mountain and everyone will have to piss at high elevation. eventually you'll have enough high elevation piss to spin a turbine

L.O.L. No. 16093382

You should encourage them, not bully them, a lot of science is come upon by accident after all, plus I don't want to have to listen to a bunch of disheartened african ex-scientists rapping about their hardships

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Anonymous No. 16093415

>>16093399
kek'd

El ArcΓ³n No. 16093511

>measuring electricity in hours

Anonymous No. 16093519

>>16087022
Why don’t they just hang the 6 liters from a gravity generator? Then they could use the same 6 liters over an over again. Or they could just use a rock instead of pee, but they would probably use a cow turd instead.

Anonymous No. 16093801

>>16087022
I just don't want to buy another persons urine in bulk, to satisfy my energy needs.

Anonymous No. 16093825

>>16087022
Badass.
>>16087031
Imagine being as insecure as this faggot, KEK!

Anonymous No. 16093826

>all the low IQ and butthurt responses ITT
Pathetic sons of bitches.

Anonymous No. 16093852

>>16092632
>I don't think AIDS is spread in piss anon
It does if you have bloody piss and you piss in someone's eye.

πŸ—‘οΈ Anonymous No. 16095053

>>16093801
enslave a negro woman and use her as your source of urine.
free energy forever

Anonymous No. 16096777

>>16093399
they couldn't figure out the wheel either

Anonymous No. 16096788

I remember that little brown boy building a new computer all by himself.
A couple also built devices called "timebombs" by themselves?

πŸ—‘οΈ Anonymous No. 16097332

>>16087022
Are they related to Twum?

Anonymous No. 16097530

>>16087577
Wow! A battery powered generator! Greta will probably suck his dick ( after you have finished, of course ).

Anonymous No. 16097849

>>16090665
>The electrolysis produces pure hydrogen
Not when it's used on piss nigger

Anonymous No. 16097875

saying six hours of electricity is fucking stupid.

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Anonymous No. 16098589

>>16087022
Would be better if the urine powered the machine to purify the urine - then do the same with saltwater.

Anonymous No. 16098700

>>16093399
They laughed at Jules Verne too or something. Or the other way around

Anonymous No. 16098923

>>16087022
You don't even need urine, just get some water, electrolyze it to turn it into hydrogen and oxygen, then turn it back into water to get a ton of energy. Use some of that energy to electrolyze the water again and the cycle repeats. Boom! you've got a perpetual motion machine and all of humanity's energy problems are solved.

Why didn't we think of this sooner?

Anonymous No. 16098958

>>16093382
I usually love African science and technology but, in this case, they're just lying instead of trying to make something useful.

Anonymous No. 16098964

>>16087022
>no article
>invent
>probably takes more electricity run the piece of shit

Anonymous No. 16098984

>>16093382
>>16098958
Actually, I take that back. The girls are 14-15 years old and what they made is actually pretty impressive, especially for their ages. I don't think they are lying.

Anonymous No. 16099062

>>16098923
That was the first thing they tried genius. It lost more power than it produced, urine apparently electrolyzes more efficiently
>>16098984
This entire thread is just coping the fact that a few 14 year old girls are smarter than 90% of this board

Anonymous No. 16099641

>>16097849
What else do you expect to be produced? Nitrogen? Irrelevant. Nitrous oxide? Burns to nitrogen. Hydrocarbons? They burn to water and carbon dioxide.

Anonymous No. 16099867

>>16099062
That is my point, it is impossible to make it produce more power than is required to electrolyze the water.

πŸ—‘οΈ Anonymous No. 16100529

>>16098958
>I usually love African science and technology
necklacing was an impressive invention

Anonymous No. 16100571

>>16100529
Too bad it didn't scale.

Anonymous No. 16101944

>>16087022
All those pseudo accomplishments coming out of Africa and yet they weren't able to create a damn chair
Anons what is the scientific consensus if all africans were to disappear?
Would we lose something of importance or...?

Anonymous No. 16101983

>>16101944
Yes. Mineral resources like copper, Tantal and uranium. In addition to that, cacao and coffee.

Anonymous No. 16102579

>>16101983
You mean tantalum?

Anonymous No. 16102662

>>16101944
We'd lose nothing, and we'd suddenly have a surplus of resources with which we could finally colonize the solar system.

Anonymous No. 16103037

>>16102662
>we

Anonymous No. 16103135

>>16102579
Yes. Tantal is in German

Anonymous No. 16103137

>>16087022
What's the byproduct? Are they just going to be burning piss and releasing all those vapors?

Anonymous No. 16103140

>>16087022
You're an antiracist who is racist.

Anonymous No. 16103787

>>16103135
oh I see

Anonymous No. 16103801

>>16087454
That's like saying battery acid = electricity. Kys

Anonymous No. 16104030

>>16103137
>What's the byproduct?
jenk

Anonymous No. 16104533

>>16093511
>niggawatt hours

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Anonymous No. 16105915

>>16105880
They're just jealous that Black people have charisma.

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>>16105915

Anonymous No. 16107426

>>16087022
They look like scientists

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Anonymous No. 16108853

>>16105880

Anonymous No. 16109858

>>16108853
is that some sort of instinct for lesser primates?

Anonymous No. 16110354

>>16092632
>I don't think AIDS is spread in piss anon
urine can transfer viruses

Anonymous No. 16110400

>>16087022
Yes, I couldn't because where I live electricity issues were solved long time ago. Its infinitely more productive to pay my bill and worry about other things.

Anonymous No. 16110800

>>16108853
Lmfao the comments. So malleable

Anonymous No. 16110955

>>16108853
well well well

Anonymous No. 16111615

>>16087022
its over for tesla, my next car is going to be piss powered

Anonymous No. 16112119

>>16108853
Turns out monkeys are black?

Anonymous No. 16113311

>>16111615
If you can get a urine powered car with a 60 liter tank, thats 360 hours of electricity

Anonymous No. 16114789

>>16113311
Someone should do some research into what kind of urine produces the most hours of electricity per liter. What if human urine isn't even as potent as some kind of animal piss? The energy industry might be able to make a fortune farming urine.

Anonymous No. 16115653

>>16114789
>The energy industry might be able to make a fortune farming urine.
Soon...
https://www.johndbrown.com/petermen-gunpowder-and-urine-laws/

Anonymous No. 16116544

>>16115653
interadasting

πŸ—‘οΈ Anonymous No. 16117969

>>16087022
yes, but only because I don't have a weird urine fetish like they do.

Anonymous No. 16118526

>>16115653
its almost surprising the plumbing wasn't invented as a means of funneling away all that valuable urine to a centralized repository.

πŸ—‘οΈ Anonymous No. 16120048

>>16105880
you can ban the n-word, but the sentiment cannot be destroyed

πŸ—‘οΈ Anonymous No. 16120493

>>16120048
you can't ever really ban the n-word because n-words will still chimp out all the same if you call them "n-words" instead of calling them the n-word

πŸ—‘οΈ Anonymous No. 16121254

>>16120493
If they ban "n-word" for being racist then people will just say whatever euphemism is invented to avoid saying "n-word" in it's place and n-words will start chimping out at that.
>you can't say the n hyphenated phrase euphemism!!! dats raysis!!!

πŸ—‘οΈ Anonymous No. 16122015

>>16121254
n hyphenated phrase euphemisms will chimp out at anything, thats just the nature of the beast

Anonymous No. 16123120

>>16114789
Cheetah piss is probably the most energetic, since they're the fastest animal

πŸ—‘οΈ Anonymous No. 16123803

What about mining the oceans for fish piss, could that be an energy source?

πŸ—‘οΈ Anonymous No. 16124904

>>16123803
fish don't piss, they don't even have dicks

Anonymous No. 16125038

>>16087022
What is original? Electrolysis, electricity and generators all came from the west.

πŸ—‘οΈ Anonymous No. 16126128

>>16125038
stop being racist

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>>16126128
No

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Anonymous No. 16126772

>>16126128
>stop being racist

πŸ—‘οΈ Anonymous No. 16127847

>>16108853
>>>/sp/140050662

πŸ—‘οΈ Anonymous No. 16129317

>>16125038
redouble your racism efforts

πŸ—‘οΈ Anonymous No. 16129986

>>16123120
cheetahs are fast, but they're also lightweight. elephants can go almost half as fast as a cheetah while pushing over 100x more weight.
thats why elephant piss is probably more energetic than cheetah piss

Anonymous No. 16130000

>>16087520
As a white man, I'll make it my life's work to steal African's urine. Wherever they may chose to hide it.
I might as well steal their melatonin while I'm at it.

Anonymous No. 16130005

>>16130000
You should swipe my massive Jewish fists into your head while you're at it

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πŸ—‘οΈ Anonymous No. 16130876

>>16130000

πŸ—‘οΈ Anonymous No. 16132133

>>16112119
you got it backwards

πŸ—‘οΈ Anonymous No. 16133411

>>16132133
If negroes could read they'd be offended at what you posted.

πŸ—‘οΈ Anonymous No. 16134121

>>16087022
soientists don't create useful inventions, the idea that they do is just a myth. soientists publish replication crisis articles in journals nobody reads, they don't have any useful skills

Anonymous No. 16135205

>>16134121
This, scientists are useless leeches with no redeeming qualities

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>>16093399

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Anonymous No. 16136438

>>16135205
if they were worth 0.01% of what they claim they are then we would be living in paradise and there would've been colonies on mars and the moon ages ago

Anonymous No. 16136443

>>16135205
>>16136438
scientists have no fucking power over what happens. they just tell you shit about this reality. they don't decide what happens with that. ask your corporation/politician what happens with scientists work.

πŸ—‘οΈ Anonymous No. 16137893

>>16136443
>muh soiyentist dindu nuffin!
>dey innocent!!!

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>>16132133

Anonymous No. 16139176

>>16089009
The less processed jenkem the better

Anonymous No. 16139931

>>16136443
>they just tell you shit about this reality.
>i need to have le soience priests to tell me whats what because i'm too low iq to think for myself
classic cowardly cuck attitude, probably need approval from an authority figure to decide if its time to use the bathroom or not

Anonymous No. 16141569

>>16139176
false, double distilled jenk removes most of the fusel jenkane that can give you a headache

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Anonymous No. 16142925

>>16141569
Why is it called "waste" when you can make valuable jenkem out of it?

Anonymous No. 16144435

>>16139176
>muh primitive old fashioned balloon jenk like they made in ancient africa using goat stomachs
its trash, i chill mine to below it's freeing point using dry ice and store it as a solid, if you use the balloon method you leech hydrocarbons from the balloon into your jenk

Anonymous No. 16144443

>>16087022
You people always have to put this spin on it

Anonymous No. 16145782

>>16144443
>you people
that sounds racist

Anonymous No. 16145793

>>16090665
distallation is slower than electrolysis and doesnt create as pure water. evaporated water isnt pure, it brings some trace amount of stuff with it. You have to distill over and over if you want really pure water

Anonymous No. 16146473

>>16145793
>using dry ice
whats the freezing point of jenkane?

Anonymous No. 16147624

>>16146473
-13.50ΒΊ

Anonymous No. 16148095

>>16087022
Does this mean I can support Africa by sending them my piss?

Anonymous No. 16148107

>>16087815
didn't think a (((large nosed man))) and I would have something in common

Anonymous No. 16149141

>>16145793
>You have to distill over and over
thats why column stills were invented

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Anonymous No. 16149145

>>16087022
>six hours of electricity
What?

Anonymous No. 16150654

>>16149145
6 urinewatt hours

Anonymous No. 16150665

>>16136443
Scientists have no power over what happens because we live in a capitalist hellworld where rich idiots like a certain politician get to decide how money is spent, which surprise surprise is on a brand new billion dollar golf course instead of a billion dollar moon base.

Anonymous No. 16152214

>>16150665
>i should be allowed to spend as much of other people's money any way i want to because reasons
nice power fantasy
https://www.mayoclinic.org/diseases-conditions/narcissistic-personality-disorder/symptoms-causes/syc-20366662

Anonymous No. 16152236

>>16149145
SIX HOURS OF ELECTRICITY

Anonymous No. 16153583

>>16152236
How many hours did it take them to produce the piss that generated six hours of electricity?

Anonymous No. 16155177

>>16153583
>the piss hour to electricity hour ratio

Anonymous No. 16155196

>>16149145
powered by ungda-bungda

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>>16087022
>>16087442
>>16087454
>>16087508
What do they even mean by 6 hours of electricity? Powering a single LED for 6 hours? Likely with 1 litre of piss using boiled down urea (anything around 9 - 23g / l of fresh piss). Powering a microwave for 6 hours? Very hard doubt.

Anonymous No. 16155277

mom found the piss generator...

Anonymous No. 16156107

>>16155205
it would be nice if one of the science experts of sci could provide a wattage to urine conversion ration for the rest of us.
i also find the "6 hours" to be an odd unit, i've seen watt-hours before but never watt-6hours

Anonymous No. 16157122

>>16089009
Jenkem is an inhalant and hallucinogen created from fermented human waste. In the mid-1990s, it was reported to be a popular street drug among Zambian youth, created by placing feces and urine in a bottle or a bucket, sealing it with a balloon or lid respectively and leaving it to ferment in the sun; afterwards they would inhale the gases generated.[1][2][3][4]
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Jenkem

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Anonymous No. 16157361

>>16087022
yeah
if you plow up land for a bean field all the insects, birds, rodents, earthworms die
if you use land to graze cows nothing dies
Dairy has a feed conversion ratio of 1.3
Land is more than 1.3x as biomass productive as a treed meadow than as a bean field
Whey has a protein quality of 105 beans have a protein quality of 70-80
Etc

Anonymous No. 16157364

>>16157361
wrong thread

Anonymous No. 16158302

>>16157122
>this is what wikipedia actually believes

Anonymous No. 16158311

>>16087022
BEHOLD! With nothing more than a gallon of my own piss, a diesel generator, two liters of diesel, a water bottle, and some plastic tubing, we've turned piss into electricity!

Anonymous No. 16159836

>>16157364
still a good post full of valuable information tho

Anonymous No. 16160348

>>16087022
>assault women in public bathrooms
>get battery charge

Anonymous No. 16160379

>>16087022
Finally! The jugs in my room will be worth a fortune in a very near future. Neet investor wins again.

Anonymous No. 16161166

>>16159836
thank you fren
>>16160348
kek

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>>16157122
lol

Anonymous No. 16163544

>>16158302
Everything in wikipedia is fake, so of course they're going to have an article on jenk

Anonymous No. 16163562

>>16087022
Do you guys think their teacher watched them take down their pants and piss into jugs in their cute little slytherin uniforms?

Anonymous No. 16164229

>>16087022
i am not a very good scammer, this is true.

Anonymous No. 16164655

How much longer before piss powered cars

Anonymous No. 16164868

>>16087022
> six hours worth of electricity
how much juice? six hours for a single tiny LED light? for a tv? a fridge? that's such a useless fucking number by itself