🧵 Need help with DIY abiogenesis

Anonymous at Thu, 21 Mar 2024 13:31:13 UTC No. 16089413

Let's start a pure /sci/ thread.

What kinds of chemicals do I need to make artificial life? What glassware on AliExpress do I need to buy? I have a $1,000 budget and need to make a protocell in order to usher in an age of nanotech and finally accomplish something in my life.

Don't say "this is impossible" or "you are schizo". I want a list of chemicals and a list of easily accessible glassware (e.g. erlenmeyer flask).

Also...

Dear GOD/GODS and/or anyone else who can HELP ME (e.g. TIME TRAVELERS or MEMBERS OF SUPER-INTELLIGENT ALIEN CIVILIZATIONS): The next time I wake up, please change my physical form to that of FINN MCMILLAN formerly of SOUTH NEW BRIGHTON at 8 YEARS OLD (see attached photo) and keep it that way FOREVER. I am so sick of this chubby Asian man body! Thank you! - CHAUL JHIN KIM (a.k.a. A DESPERATE SOUL)