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Anonymous at Thu, 21 Mar 2024 21:07:58 UTC No. 16089984
When the microwave is on I hear interference on my bluetooth headset when standing nearby.
Should I be worried?
Anonymous at Thu, 21 Mar 2024 21:58:11 UTC No. 16090079
Microwaves are the most benign looking mind control devices in the modern world
I sometimes feel like my microwave is communicating and trying to put thoughts in my head wtf
Anonymous at Thu, 21 Mar 2024 23:34:58 UTC No. 16090270
If it can cook food, then it can cook your brain.
Anonymous at Fri, 22 Mar 2024 00:40:55 UTC No. 16090325
>>16089984
microwaves are around 2.4GHz which is wifi/bluetooth territory. old sysadmin issue with wifi going bad at lunchtime
Anonymous at Fri, 22 Mar 2024 00:51:02 UTC No. 16090330
Radiation from microwaves is non-ionizing. The damage they cause is just from heating shit up. If you aren't feeling feverish or getting burns near the thing, you're fine (or put simply, you would definitely notice if you were in danger...albeit since microwaves cook shit all the way through instead of from the outside in, if you were in danger, you would need to react quickly). Some microwaves can leak enough to interfere with some wifi, but they aren't going to hurt you.
Unless you disassemble them. Never fucking do that if you don't know what you're doing. The internals of a microwave can carry a spooky amount of charge even when unplugged.
It's not like they're cell phones. Kidding. We don't know if cell phones fry your brain. Course we don't know that they don't either. Not kidding.
Anonymous at Fri, 22 Mar 2024 01:05:06 UTC No. 16090340
bluetooth ovens when?
Anonymous at Fri, 22 Mar 2024 01:11:01 UTC No. 16090352
>>16090330
>Radiation from microwaves is non-ionizing. The damage they cause is just from heating shit up.
False. To have this belief today is like being a caveman looking at a skyscraper. Grug cook! Ugga bugga
Anonymous at Fri, 22 Mar 2024 01:12:16 UTC No. 16090354
my wifi router is set at 10mW tx power. oven is 1000W. stop being retarded
Anonymous at Fri, 22 Mar 2024 01:13:21 UTC No. 16090356
>>16090354
10 mW/cm2 averaged over 6 minutes buddy, not the same thing. Erp derp derp. :^|
Anonymous at Fri, 22 Mar 2024 01:24:58 UTC No. 16090372
>>16090352
>Microwaves are non-ionizing radiation, so they do not have the same risks as x-rays or other types of ionizing radiation. But, microwave radiation can heat body tissues the same way it heats food. Exposure to high levels of microwaves can cause skin burns or cataracts.
https://www.fda.gov/radiation-emitt
Grug smash modern misconceptions about science and technology being spread by dipshits online.
Anonymous at Fri, 22 Mar 2024 01:26:46 UTC No. 16090377
>>16090356
picrel bad boys are 5-7x more powerful and photons they emit are more energetic.
Anonymous at Fri, 22 Mar 2024 01:29:32 UTC No. 16090380
>>16090372
>https://www.fda.gov/radiation-emit
Lies from some dumbasses repeated by another grug.
>>16090377
They also scatter off your skin surface unless they're pulsed and create solitons, brillouinn precursors, or other shockwaves which propagate more deeply. IR stimulation can make water generate THz radiation in some controlled scenarios.
Anonymous at Fri, 22 Mar 2024 06:13:26 UTC No. 16090649
>>16089984
>>16090270
>>16090354
radiation from micrwave rarely excapes the oven, if you are several meters away there will be no interference for a blue tooth
Anonymous at Fri, 22 Mar 2024 07:17:27 UTC No. 16090710
>>16090330
>since microwaves cook shit all the way through instead of from the outside in
retard. Microwave is em, and like any other em wave, it's penetrating power decreases exponentially in the material. This means usually the first few outside layers of the material is heated while the central core is still cool (aka skin effect)
Anonymous at Fri, 22 Mar 2024 07:20:55 UTC No. 16090713
Microwaves are shielded. That's why apple outside of microwave doesn't get hot but apple inside microwave gets hot. No shielding is perfect. It leaks some noise that interferes with your Bluetooth headphones. You have to remember whenever you go outside you get blasted with emf from the sun but are fine but if you go into a oven you die. Why is this? Because it depends on the amount of energy you get blasted with.
Anonymous at Fri, 22 Mar 2024 07:47:54 UTC No. 16090757
Only russians demand microwave ovens to be shielded well. You can count US goblins will never think things too much through
Anonymous at Fri, 22 Mar 2024 07:54:24 UTC No. 16090774
>>16090757
Russians use the same Chinese junk microwaves as the USA
Anonymous at Fri, 22 Mar 2024 10:35:21 UTC No. 16090871
>>16090710
As opposed to conduction which propagates from the outside in.
Also, technically microwaves do cook shit all the way through, there's just drop off.
Anonymous at Fri, 22 Mar 2024 12:38:07 UTC No. 16090951
>>16090372
Soience
Anonymous at Fri, 22 Mar 2024 12:39:15 UTC No. 16090955
>>16090757
>>16090774
Not science
Anonymous at Fri, 22 Mar 2024 12:52:15 UTC No. 16090964
you guys are role-playing being tards, right? you're not actually scared of microwave ovens, right?
Anonymous at Fri, 22 Mar 2024 16:59:06 UTC No. 16091258
>>16090964
Only subhumans use microwave ovens.