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Anonymous at Thu, 21 Mar 2024 21:55:49 UTC No. 16090077
Why dont humans sniff each other's asses when they meet like other animals do? Would we have a more friendly and cohesive society if we implemented this as a global custom?
Anonymous at Thu, 21 Mar 2024 22:24:28 UTC No. 16090149
idk, but I think it'd be a hassle to bend down, then you also have cheeks in the way. Another thing of note, is that we as a species sweat. So you could probably get a portion of that same information from an individual's body odor.
Anonymous at Thu, 21 Mar 2024 22:57:19 UTC No. 16090219
>>16090077
First of all, based. The consequences of bipedalism has been a disaster for the human race.
Anonymous at Thu, 21 Mar 2024 23:08:53 UTC No. 16090239
>>16090077
It's just too difficult to tell which end is which with some people.
Anonymous at Fri, 22 Mar 2024 01:15:14 UTC No. 16090359
>>16090077
What kind of info do dogges get out of this anyway? Whenever one of our three dogs takes a dump the other two rush to smell it.
Anonymous at Fri, 22 Mar 2024 05:06:41 UTC No. 16090596
>>16090077
Speak for yourself.
Anonymous at Sat, 23 Mar 2024 07:36:02 UTC No. 16092247
>>16090077
Because humans arent dogs you faggot
Anonymous at Sat, 23 Mar 2024 20:55:57 UTC No. 16093127
Dogs are a man-made creation and shouldn’t exist, maybe only a few select species for specific utilitarian needs. Dogs were selectively bred from wolves and don’t serve any real purpose. Same goes for cats and other pets.
There is a good chance that your dog is just annoying one of your neighbours by constantly barking and there is always a chance of it hurting someone else.
I walk down the street anywhere and all I hear is barking, all around the world. Maybe a virus will appear someday and eradicate them. Ask yourself, why did you actually get a dog, is it replacing something? Are you lonely? Is it your retarded alarm system? Maybe find another solution to fix the problem.
Anonymous at Sat, 23 Mar 2024 21:28:40 UTC No. 16093212
>>16093127
>Dogs don’t serve any real purpose. Same goes for cats and other pets.
Anonymous at Sat, 23 Mar 2024 21:34:46 UTC No. 16093224
>>16093212
Yes, other than a few select species for specific utilitarian needs, just like I said. Clean up your house, maybe that will fix your rat infestation.
Anonymous at Sat, 23 Mar 2024 23:01:19 UTC No. 16093357
>>16092247
OP didnt say dogs stupid faggot
Anonymous at Sat, 23 Mar 2024 23:02:20 UTC No. 16093360
>>16093127
Dogs were bred SPECIFICALLY to serve a purpose you massively retarded pseud
Anonymous at Sat, 23 Mar 2024 23:17:55 UTC No. 16093378
>>16093360
And now the vast majority are useless pets. Animals shouldn’t be kept locked inside. If you think that you have a big enough backyard, birdcage, fish tank, etc then you’re wrong. Dogs become ecstatic when they go for a walk outdoors, I wonder why.
Anonymous at Sat, 23 Mar 2024 23:22:45 UTC No. 16093383
>>16093127
Sometimes I’m walking through certain suburbs and the Dogs sound the a fucked up symphony all going off together. I really don’t like the idea of having kids because I don’t want them to experience what I’m experiencing.
https://youtu.be/JTEFKFiXSx4
Anonymous at Sat, 23 Mar 2024 23:29:38 UTC No. 16093393
>>16093378
>noooooo animals can't stay inside they have to behave like they did 200000 years ago!!!!!
>canines have fallen millions must bark
Anonymous at Sun, 24 Mar 2024 00:04:11 UTC No. 16093431
>>16093393
Most dogs have been bred for cuteness. I don’t even think they were selectively breeding the dogs that were more comfortable living in confinement. And they definitely didn’t select for quietness.
No wonder people always shut down the possibility of eugenics on humans, just look at what they did with dogs. Some can breathe properly, some are super skinny, some have the shape of a sausage and so on.
🗑️ Anonymous at Sun, 24 Mar 2024 15:43:31 UTC No. 16094371
>>16093127
https://youtu.be/8Dul5thVjrY
Anonymous at Sun, 24 Mar 2024 15:44:46 UTC No. 16094374
>>16093383
https://youtu.be/8Dul5thVjrY
Anonymous at Sun, 24 Mar 2024 17:46:33 UTC No. 16094551
>>16093127
no species serve a purpose, things just exist
Cult of Passion at Sun, 24 Mar 2024 17:50:21 UTC No. 16094552
>>16090077
>Why dont humans sniff each other's asses
Its extremely common for humans, what are you talking about...?
Anonymous at Sun, 24 Mar 2024 18:22:28 UTC No. 16094605
>>16093127
imagine being one of those creepy assholes that doesn't like dogs
Anonymous at Sun, 24 Mar 2024 18:27:15 UTC No. 16094610
si senor
Anonymous at Sun, 24 Mar 2024 18:57:37 UTC No. 16094652
>>16094551
Dogs were made by humans. They aren’t a product of natural evolution.
>>16094605
I didn’t say that I didn’t like dogs, I said that they don’t belong around humans because they are essentially an aggressive domesticated predator wolf. They make a lot of noise and don’t serve any purpose. I don’t think they are happy living confined either, not that they would be able to tell you that. People are getting them for the wrong reasons, get yourself a human friend.
I have been attacked by another person’s dog on the street before btw, and many have threatened an attack before. I don’t want to get unnecessarily mauled by a cute pet.
Anonymous at Sun, 24 Mar 2024 19:02:59 UTC No. 16094663
>>16094374
>Vox Vulgaris - The Shape of Medieval Music to Come
Sometimes I feel like we are still living in the medieval ages. You should have to get a permit to own a dog and you must have a good reason to own one too.
Anonymous at Sun, 24 Mar 2024 19:03:29 UTC No. 16094664
>>16090077
can dogs tell if another dog is eating well by smelling its ass? could be a way to tell mf is eating on the side without sharing? or figuring out who to follow?
Anonymous at Sun, 24 Mar 2024 19:39:54 UTC No. 16094719
>>16094652
Everything is natural and nothing has a purpose.
Ever heard about the solar system? It doesnt have a purpose
Anonymous at Sun, 24 Mar 2024 21:08:01 UTC No. 16094846
>>16094652
>I don’t think they are happy living confined either, not that they would be able to tell you that.
Some owners don’t even take their dogs for walks. The dogs are essentially living in a Plato's Cave scenario. They don’t get to choose, they are imprisoned.
Anonymous at Sun, 24 Mar 2024 21:57:33 UTC No. 16094922
>>16094846
Adding to this: I want you to compare the life of a typical dog to that of a wolf, and then I want you to compare your life to someone that is in jail. Do you get it now?
Anonymous at Mon, 25 Mar 2024 10:16:58 UTC No. 16095692
>>16094922
US and the rest of the western world has been an open air prison ever since they started serializing citizens and mandating institutionalization.
Anonymous at Mon, 25 Mar 2024 10:49:52 UTC No. 16095719
>>16094652
Dogs with jobs serve a purpose.
People who get them and treat them like a pot plant are a scourge, I agree with that.
Anonymous at Mon, 25 Mar 2024 12:44:50 UTC No. 16095857
>>16093127
>selectively bred from wolves and don’t serve any real purpose is to serve man, the only thing that provides purpose to anything. Wolves serve no purpose, as do the countless organisms rendered extinct by man due to their lack of use.
Anonymous at Mon, 25 Mar 2024 15:37:55 UTC No. 16096093
There’s this dog that one of my neighbours has that his life consists of this: He is locked in a confined space and he barks whenever he hears or sees something, then he waits until the next time he hears or sees something so he can bark again.
Anonymous at Mon, 25 Mar 2024 15:59:44 UTC No. 16096131
>>16090077
I don't know maybe it's because you instead have a highly developed natural ability to verbally express any thoughts that may occur to you, and are not an animal with a highly developed sense of smell that relies on ass pheromones to understand behavioural cues and identify strangers.