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Anonymous at Fri, 22 Mar 2024 19:07:44 UTC No. 16091403
What’s the quickest way to raise your IQ? I somehow matched with a PhD Comp Sci and Math student on Hinge, bust I’m scared I won’t be smart enough for her. She says I’m very attractive and is excited to meet me. I can’t fuck this up. My current plan is to spend the next two days solving rubix cubes and reading the classics. Any other tips
Anonymous at Fri, 22 Mar 2024 19:13:22 UTC No. 16091408
>>16091403
Learn to be social. You already sound like a dumb fuck so put your stats somewhere else
Anonymous at Fri, 22 Mar 2024 19:24:48 UTC No. 16091425
1. PhD is the hallmark of the midwit.
2. Do you have any evidence yet that "she" is a real woman? Statistically most math/CS PhD students identifying as women are in fact not women.
3. Intelligence is completely irrelevant to dating. It's 100% looks. Instead of training your IQ try training you face and your height.
Anonymous at Fri, 22 Mar 2024 19:32:26 UTC No. 16091433
>>16091403
Spend the 48 hours making a detailed plan of how you intend to raise your IQ over the next year, then show it to her. Call it the "Get smart real quick so the smart girl will like me plan". Hopefully she'll find it cute and give you a chance. A gentle femdom scenario is the best you can hope for though.
Anonymous at Fri, 22 Mar 2024 19:34:09 UTC No. 16091435
>>16091403
the most surefire way to raise IQ is to take a bunch of IQ tests successively. you won't get smarter through this, but you're IQ will be higher.
Anonymous at Fri, 22 Mar 2024 19:34:43 UTC No. 16091437
Do a 120 hour fast (unironically)
Anonymous at Fri, 22 Mar 2024 19:35:01 UTC No. 16091438
>>16091403
Don't drink water for 4 days.
Anonymous at Fri, 22 Mar 2024 21:03:58 UTC No. 16091613
>>16091403
You better bust inside her asap before she changes her mind. I'm rooting for you bro.
Cult of Passion at Fri, 22 Mar 2024 21:10:45 UTC No. 16091627
>>16091437
>>16091438
These.
When your body is in a state of "holy shit this is serious" your mind will not be worried about ANY bullshit, things slide off.