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Anonymous at Mon, 25 Mar 2024 09:05:45 UTC No. 16095643
Hear me out, guys. We all know that racoons are pretty smart and have very agile hands. But we have to take them to the next level.
I propose that we build a an environment for racoons that puts massive pressure onto evolving in direction of gaining sentience.
focus on becoming smarter, larger, more social and bipedal.
we should have large sentient racoons in like 100 years
Anonymous at Mon, 25 Mar 2024 16:34:19 UTC No. 16096185
>>16095643
Anon, if you want to fuck a raccoon, then you just need to make them bigger
Anonymous at Mon, 25 Mar 2024 16:38:39 UTC No. 16096193
>>16095643
anon it's took hominids millions of years to go from gesture based communication to vocal based. you are starting with a species that can't even do the first one. you are not doing that in 100 years.
Anonymous at Mon, 25 Mar 2024 18:09:28 UTC No. 16096408
>>16095643
>>16096185
>>16096193
I have now investigated raccoon origins and it is essentially a bear
Anonymous at Mon, 25 Mar 2024 18:24:12 UTC No. 16096438
>>16096193
yeah but we are talking of serious pressure here, not dicking around for millennia
Anonymous at Mon, 25 Mar 2024 18:33:19 UTC No. 16096454
>>16095643
>build a an environment for racoons that puts massive pressure onto evolving in direction of
Coons eat trash. They are evolving in a way to adapt to human environments.
I’m just joking, scientists aren’t 100% sure why they wet their food before eating it.
Anonymous at Mon, 25 Mar 2024 18:34:20 UTC No. 16096456
>>16096454
https://youtu.be/Iu0XA53WQeM
Anonymous at Mon, 25 Mar 2024 18:35:27 UTC No. 16096457
>>16096454
They clearly have advanced germ theory knowledge, duh
Anonymous at Tue, 26 Mar 2024 09:53:42 UTC No. 16097446
>>16096185
I want to fuck this
Anonymous at Tue, 26 Mar 2024 11:29:37 UTC No. 16097518
>FORCED EVOLUTION CHALLENGE:
>BREED A COON THAT CAN OUTSMART THE OTHER KIND OF COON
Anonymous at Tue, 26 Mar 2024 11:32:36 UTC No. 16097521
>>16097518
they can already do that
Anonymous at Tue, 26 Mar 2024 11:36:17 UTC No. 16097523
>>16095643
This will never happen because (((they))) are fundamentally against recognizing the importance of genetics and hate natural/artificial selection with a passion. They literally believe that all races are equal. An inch of disagreement means that you are a Nazi to them.
Anonymous at Tue, 26 Mar 2024 12:05:30 UTC No. 16097564
>>16096408
Thanks for the heads up, Casual Geographic
Anonymous at Tue, 26 Mar 2024 12:57:36 UTC No. 16097624
>>16097521
I want to believe but I need video evidence
Anonymous at Tue, 26 Mar 2024 18:41:39 UTC No. 16097995
imagine gaining sentience in a world and a labaratory were another conscientious lifeform dominates everything.
You have no culture, you have no history, you have no family.
I mean I'm still in favor of it because selectively breeding another sentient lifeform would be huge and humans would finally have someone else to confide in on the cosmic scale, but the ethics and actual ways you go about it seem quite muddy.
Anonymous at Wed, 27 Mar 2024 01:44:01 UTC No. 16098622
>>16095643
Why are raccoons so cute, scientifically speaking?
Anonymous at Wed, 27 Mar 2024 20:15:26 UTC No. 16099830
>>16098622
so we help them to achieve their full potential
Anonymous at Wed, 27 Mar 2024 22:41:03 UTC No. 16100122
>>16097446
I like em a bit more furry than that.
Anonymous at Wed, 27 Mar 2024 23:11:33 UTC No. 16100166
>>16095643
anon there's a reason they're called "coons." do you really want the world to deal with that so you can gratify your furry bullshit?
Anonymous at Thu, 28 Mar 2024 12:21:29 UTC No. 16101068
>>16100166
yes. they cant be worse than the other type of coons
Anonymous at Thu, 28 Mar 2024 21:55:55 UTC No. 16102066
>>16095643
>we should have large sentient racoons in like 100 years
After that we will never be able to secure our rubbish bins. And this is what you propose??
Anonymous at Thu, 28 Mar 2024 21:57:19 UTC No. 16102068
>>16095643
No I think octopi are a better study
and they have 8 arms to jerk me off
Anonymous at Thu, 28 Mar 2024 21:59:06 UTC No. 16102071
>>16097446
uhhhh nugga just clone a big titty asian girl and graft on the genetics for raccoon ears and tail
We actually already know how to do that today and the amount of time it'll take to artificially select and breed that into existence is the same time it'll take you to afford cloning and dna editing.
Anonymous at Fri, 29 Mar 2024 03:17:48 UTC No. 16102607
>>16102071
Seems kind of immoral to give a human being horrific deformities so you can turn them into a sex object.
Anonymous at Fri, 29 Mar 2024 03:21:10 UTC No. 16102613
>>16102607
But the other way is ok? to deform the animals into humans?
Morality is a spook dumbass. It's just an excuse for the upper class to rape us. First it was the church and now it's the same cult with a new hat.
Anonymous at Fri, 29 Mar 2024 03:27:28 UTC No. 16102626
>>16102613
I never said it was ok to deform animals into humans, retard. What is this new cult you are referring to? I was just saying it's wrong to give a person useless deformities that they would have to live with for the rest of their life.
Anonymous at Fri, 29 Mar 2024 03:37:10 UTC No. 16102639
>>16102626
We're talking about women, not humans retard.
Anonymous at Fri, 29 Mar 2024 03:43:51 UTC No. 16102649
>anon invents bears
>wants to make them more intelligent
How about no.
Anonymous at Fri, 29 Mar 2024 03:52:26 UTC No. 16102661
>>16097995
I feel like a sentient racoon would be a really good comedian.
Also they can do a lot of jobs that require small space access.
Anonymous at Fri, 29 Mar 2024 19:19:52 UTC No. 16103605
>>16102669
that doesnt look smart to me. just fat
Anonymous at Fri, 29 Mar 2024 19:32:51 UTC No. 16103631
>>16095643
Let's just do that with people. We can start with you as a prototype and build out our methodology
Anonymous at Fri, 29 Mar 2024 19:34:02 UTC No. 16103634
>>16102626
>>16102639
LMAO BASED
Anonymous at Fri, 29 Mar 2024 21:24:26 UTC No. 16103784
>>16102639
lazy response
Anonymous at Fri, 29 Mar 2024 21:35:47 UTC No. 16103805
>>16095643
Yiff in hell furfag!
Anonymous at Sat, 30 Mar 2024 11:06:15 UTC No. 16104610
>>16095643
evolution fucked us by giving us sentience, and now our misery seeks company?
Anonymous at Sat, 30 Mar 2024 12:05:25 UTC No. 16104645
>talk about making an animal sentiment.
>that makes you a furfag for some reason
what this world has come to
Anonymous at Sat, 30 Mar 2024 20:36:37 UTC No. 16105340
>>16096454
If they don’t wash their food, why are they called Washbear in German?
Anonymous at Sat, 30 Mar 2024 20:42:15 UTC No. 16105351
>>16104645
you know there are those freak anons who absolutely would
Anonymous !!lNaRj6lALqU at Sun, 31 Mar 2024 00:16:53 UTC No. 16105631
>>16105340
Because they do
Anonymous at Sun, 31 Mar 2024 02:48:11 UTC No. 16105783
>>16105351
nah I don't want to fuck the anthro, I want to be the anthro