Anonymous at Thu, 28 Mar 2024 04:50:43 UTC No. 16100582

All the better to kick you to death while looking drippy.

Anonymous at Thu, 28 Mar 2024 05:01:58 UTC No. 16100598

>>16100576
when the bong misakes you for a chav in it bruv

Anonymous at Thu, 28 Mar 2024 05:09:15 UTC No. 16100609

>>16100576
To attract human males

Anonymous at Thu, 28 Mar 2024 05:43:46 UTC No. 16100632

>>16100576
Jokes aside, the secretary bird's long legs are for catching venomous snakes, which is stomps while hunting. The orange and black most likely serve to confuse its prey.

Anonymous at Thu, 28 Mar 2024 09:50:40 UTC No. 16100917

>>16100576
sexual selection. they are truly monogamous unlike cuck birds so sexual selection goes both ways

Anonymous at Thu, 28 Mar 2024 11:35:02 UTC No. 16101018

I really REALLY want to fuck that bird

Anonymous at Thu, 28 Mar 2024 11:42:45 UTC No. 16101030

Get me that bird!

Anonymous at Thu, 28 Mar 2024 12:05:34 UTC No. 16101048

>>16100576
I looked it up, that bird is fucking huge.

Anonymous at Thu, 28 Mar 2024 12:29:40 UTC No. 16101081

>>16100576
being a legs man myself, thats one sexy looking chicken.

Anonymous at Thu, 28 Mar 2024 12:35:39 UTC No. 16101089

>>16100576
>What are the evolutionary benefits of looking like that?
Other secretary birds think it's well sexy.

Anonymous at Thu, 28 Mar 2024 22:28:09 UTC No. 16102122

>>16100576
pollo sexo, one day those turkeys will be anthrofied and will accompany menkind in their space conquest