🧵 woman, 33, with cancer
Anonymous at Fri, 29 Mar 2024 14:30:07 UTC No. 16103230
Finnish woman Yasmin Yildiz now says her cancer has spread to other organs
She was diagnosed with cancer some months ago but she had cancer symptoms like weird pain already in 2022
Doctors are baffled whence it came
https://www.is.fi/viihde/art-200001
She wented to doctors initially for pain around vaginal area and believed she had got an STD from the man she had slept with.
Turns out doctor says "you have no STDs but you have cervical cancer, what a bummer"
Now it has been 2 weeks since the cancer was removed and now she tells the press "cervical cancer part was removed but "unfortunately they now discovered turbo-cancer tumours in upper part of my legs nearby womb regions."
Anonymous at Fri, 29 Mar 2024 14:35:47 UTC No. 16103236
>>16103230
>Finnish
>Yildiz
go back to Roachistan
Anonymous at Fri, 29 Mar 2024 14:36:43 UTC No. 16103237
>>16103230
VAXXED
Anonymous at Fri, 29 Mar 2024 14:37:53 UTC No. 16103240
Lubes and toxic sex toys.
Anonymous at Fri, 29 Mar 2024 14:38:16 UTC No. 16103242
Pfizered
Anonymous at Fri, 29 Mar 2024 14:39:50 UTC No. 16103245
>>16103236
>t. äyöäiäiu kyäyäjyä
Anonymous at Fri, 29 Mar 2024 14:52:38 UTC No. 16103260
>>16103230
>turbo-cancer
This is obviously satire.
Anonymous at Fri, 29 Mar 2024 14:55:53 UTC No. 16103264
>>16103260
I wrote the turbo part myself, actual word in the article (which is in Finnish of course) should be translated "fast acting remote tumour sending cancer"
Anonymous at Fri, 29 Mar 2024 15:34:40 UTC No. 16103304
>>16103230
>Doctors are baffled
there is a worldwide secret agreement that no doctor can blame the vax or will be immediately struck off.
Anonymous at Fri, 29 Mar 2024 16:01:12 UTC No. 16103324
>>16103260
>rapidly metastasizing cancer isn't real because ... uhm Pfizer said it isn't caused by the vaxx
Anonymous at Fri, 29 Mar 2024 16:08:19 UTC No. 16103329
>>16103324
If you don't understand how unbelievably silly "turbo-cancer" sounds and how no one would ever call it that in any form of serious context I don't know how to help you. OP even clarified that it was his own paraphrasing which explained why it sounded so out of place.
Anonymous at Fri, 29 Mar 2024 16:37:33 UTC No. 16103357
>>16103329
Okay, Pfizer shill
Anonymous at Fri, 29 Mar 2024 16:39:15 UTC No. 16103360
>>16103357
???
Anonymous at Fri, 29 Mar 2024 16:48:01 UTC No. 16103364
>>16103264
Which will the average anon understand?
>fast acting remote tumour sending cancer
>turbo-cancer
Right choice made, my sir
Anonymous at Fri, 29 Mar 2024 16:50:36 UTC No. 16103368
>>16103230
>Finnish woman Yasmin Yildiz
Anonymous at Fri, 29 Mar 2024 22:15:58 UTC No. 16103873
>>16103230
>Yasmin Yildiz
>Finnish
kikes aren't Finnish
Anonymous at Fri, 29 Mar 2024 23:18:59 UTC No. 16103977
>>16103230
Cervical cancer is an STD.
"Nearly all cervical cancers are caused by an infection with certain high-risk types of human papillomavirus (HPV). You can get HPV from: any skin-to-skin contact of the genital area. vaginal, anal or oral sex."
Anonymous at Fri, 29 Mar 2024 23:23:18 UTC No. 16103981
>>16103329
Are you jewish?
Anonymous at Fri, 29 Mar 2024 23:25:29 UTC No. 16103986
>>16103981
No, why would anything I said imply that?
Anonymous at Fri, 29 Mar 2024 23:57:18 UTC No. 16104015
>>16103264
>fast acting remote tumour sending cancer
And all of this was said in one heavily-inflected word
Anonymous at Sat, 30 Mar 2024 05:15:12 UTC No. 16104375
>>16103230
She is 26 not 33. Pretty impressive to get a cancer linked to HPV in such an early age.
Anonymous at Sat, 30 Mar 2024 05:18:34 UTC No. 16104378
>>16103873
Americans are retarded
Cult of Passion at Sat, 30 Mar 2024 05:24:21 UTC No. 16104382
>>16104375
Looks like the European culture version of full "Eurasian".
Anonymous at Sat, 30 Mar 2024 05:33:52 UTC No. 16104392
>>16103230
vaxxed?
Anonymous at Sat, 30 Mar 2024 10:37:48 UTC No. 16104599
>>16103230
Man, I almost felt bad for her, but turns out she's fat. Phew.
Anonymous at Sat, 30 Mar 2024 10:40:16 UTC No. 16104600
>>16103260
it's a persistent autist who posts Finnish web news links and writes his own summaries of them to various boards.
Cult of Passion at Sat, 30 Mar 2024 10:41:11 UTC No. 16104601
>>16104599
That happened to my mom's cat.
Left for many years and returned home to a semi-sphere. I laughed so fucking hard. (Its also cross eyed and unable to see straight and keeo low to the ground and hides from everything.)
Cult of Passion at Sat, 30 Mar 2024 10:42:30 UTC No. 16104602
Anonymous at Sat, 30 Mar 2024 11:42:50 UTC No. 16104630
>>16104600
how does this info negate the cancer problem
Anonymous at Sat, 30 Mar 2024 12:11:54 UTC No. 16104651
>>16104630
What's with you retards thinking that criticizing word choices and writing style is intended to refute anything about the content of the story?
Anonymous at Sat, 30 Mar 2024 12:36:45 UTC No. 16104677
>>16104651
why even pay attention to it
Anonymous at Sat, 30 Mar 2024 12:39:40 UTC No. 16104678
>>16104677
Because it sticks out like a sore thumb.
Anonymous at Sun, 31 Mar 2024 00:43:53 UTC No. 16105657
>>16103237
>>16103242
>>16104392
Guys... I know it's tempting to blame the shady mRNA vaxx for all these cancers, "suddenly", and other issues (and I'm the first to admit it should never have been approved, let alone mass "forced") but you need to remember that 70% of the world population at this point received at least one dose, 80% in the case of Finland.[1]
Therefore, even if 80% of all cancers, strokes, and other issues were happening to vaxxed people, it would still mean nothing. I recommend everybody review Bayes' theorem.[2]
[1] https://ourworldindata.org/explorer
[2] https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HZG