Anonymous at Sat, 30 Mar 2024 17:30:53 UTC No. 16105051

lasso?

Anonymous at Sat, 30 Mar 2024 17:31:56 UTC No. 16105054

>>16105047
Ether?

Anonymous at Sat, 30 Mar 2024 17:36:38 UTC No. 16105061

>>16105047
Penis?

Anonymous at Sat, 30 Mar 2024 17:49:32 UTC No. 16105079

I once got a very high end one interested in me by being involved on a professional level. Not directly, but I got invited to the after work parties their department of the university sometimes threw.

Anonymous at Sat, 30 Mar 2024 17:56:51 UTC No. 16105088

https://youtu.be/ya_D9IwB3-s

Anonymous at Sat, 30 Mar 2024 18:00:33 UTC No. 16105090

>>16105047
Be 6'2", confident and good looking.

Anonymous at Sat, 30 Mar 2024 18:04:32 UTC No. 16105094

>>16105090
What if I'm 5'9 with 2' insoles?

Anonymous at Sat, 30 Mar 2024 18:06:04 UTC No. 16105096

>>16105094
Not a chance.

Anonymous at Sat, 30 Mar 2024 18:22:19 UTC No. 16105120

>>16105096
What if I'm 5'8" with .3" clinical orthodics?

Anonymous at Sat, 30 Mar 2024 18:24:29 UTC No. 16105124

>>16105120
Not a chance.

Anonymous at Sat, 30 Mar 2024 18:24:41 UTC No. 16105125

>>16105047
Just like how you would get any other girl. Even those with higher IQs still have the same sexual selection criteria.

Anonymous at Sat, 30 Mar 2024 18:29:15 UTC No. 16105132

>>16105124
What if I hold up a banana to my ear and sing
"ring ring ring ring ring! Banana--ahhh phooonne!! ring ring ring ring ring ring.... banana-aahh phhhonnne..."

Anonymous at Sat, 30 Mar 2024 19:04:31 UTC No. 16105180

>>16105132
That would be so fucking hot, anon. The large domineering, but still sweet and moist banana is obviously a phallic symbol of the highest order. The banana being a phone is a symbol of making contact with the other, and thus, by making a sexual connection, like a cell phone makes a cellular connection, you are able to demonstrate your manhood while also catching the female off gaurd and making her question the nature of your bond, her whimsy is struck, her hormonal ice wall has been cracked, and thus she is more open to initiating a relationship. Despite her high IQ, perhaps, in fact, because of it, she still has the longing for the childhood of innocence that she missed in her ardent studies, and this reference of a beloved TV show is just the dead memory in her that needed to be revived for her to emotionally attach to someone.

Anonymous at Sat, 30 Mar 2024 19:05:37 UTC No. 16105182

trivago

Anonymous at Sat, 30 Mar 2024 19:48:55 UTC No. 16105251

>>16105094
Women can literally smell if you're 6ft or not

Anonymous at Sat, 30 Mar 2024 21:53:55 UTC No. 16105444

>>16105047
Ah yes. I still remember her, we met when we both did a PhD in Physics. We were close friends, and I cannot forget when we saw Batman Returns together, and she told me she would really like to try an outfit like the one Michelle Pfeiffer wore. She already had a fiance but she was worried he would not understand. She nearly lit me on fire then. So we were just friends, but it was still wonderful. When she entered a room, it was just like the sun started to shine.

Anonymous at Sat, 30 Mar 2024 21:54:52 UTC No. 16105445

with a good theory

Anonymous at Sat, 30 Mar 2024 21:55:05 UTC No. 16105446

>>16105047
you don't

Anonymous at Sat, 30 Mar 2024 22:58:41 UTC No. 16105536

>>16105047
Physics girl is currently struggling with Long COVID and is totally immobile - i hope the best for her but holy fuck she has been through hell. I would do anything for a girl who sets asides bullshit in life and focuses on understanding the base principles of the universe.

Anonymous at Sat, 30 Mar 2024 23:11:18 UTC No. 16105555

>>16105047
With a good vaccine.

Anonymous at Sat, 30 Mar 2024 23:17:58 UTC No. 16105567

>>16105555
god tier digits - however none of her vaccines did anything for her COVID diagnosis

Anonymous at Sat, 30 Mar 2024 23:31:45 UTC No. 16105577

>>16105079
>I once got a very high end one interested in me
Was she Sabine?

Anonymous at Sat, 30 Mar 2024 23:34:42 UTC No. 16105581

>>16105577
No, she was not.