Anonymous at Sun, 31 Mar 2024 01:46:42 UTC No. 16105738

i have bad news. we're a botlzmann brain. there are no aliens and we're alone.

Anonymous at Sun, 31 Mar 2024 01:52:11 UTC No. 16105741

In my bucci.

Anonymous at Sun, 31 Mar 2024 03:12:16 UTC No. 16105799

>>16105734
Why do the ayys always look like a deformed fetus? Is there a psychological explanation for this?

Anonymous at Sun, 31 Mar 2024 03:24:53 UTC No. 16105814

>>16105734
I think everything is hard,life is rare,the physics of space travel is literally impossible,see speed can´t travel more faster than light,so everything is very slow,you need too the mechanics of time,it need to at the same time the two,otherwise it´s worthless useless effort,we could be talking to a dead civilization.
https://skeptoid.com/episodes/4866

Anonymous at Sun, 31 Mar 2024 13:26:37 UTC No. 16106279

the ayys just told me the sun isn't coming back after the eclipse next week. it's just going to stay dark forever. i'm scared.

Anonymous at Sun, 31 Mar 2024 23:22:07 UTC No. 16106984

>>16105799
The grey alien appearance originates from descriptions in H. G. Wells' writings and from alien designs in The Outer Limits, which seemingly influenced the way some alleged alien abductees in the 1960s described their alleged encounters

Anonymous at Sun, 31 Mar 2024 23:23:25 UTC No. 16106986

>>16105734
they are already here

>jews are half human alien hybruds that act as mediators for aliens which is why they are smarter and better than everyone

Anonymous at Mon, 1 Apr 2024 07:22:02 UTC No. 16107485

No ayys will ever visit Earth. First, ayy civilizations are extremely rare. Second, once a civilization reaches a level of technology allowing everyone to be comfy nobody bothers to work or explore anymore. They just stay home and experience infinite pleasure inside virtual worlds forever while their robots maintain civilization.

Anonymous at Mon, 1 Apr 2024 07:23:26 UTC No. 16107486

>>16107485
still since it costs them nothing why not send robots to explore the galaxy? for them? and report back or whatever

Anonymous at Mon, 1 Apr 2024 07:50:35 UTC No. 16107496

>>16107486
The ayys never ordered the robots to do that since space is mostly barren inhospitable planets anyway. The same thing will happen here. Once people can live in Star Wars and Star Trek derived virtual worlds, real space won't be visited much beyond the solar system since it's boring and depressing compared to science fiction fake space.

Anonymous at Mon, 1 Apr 2024 09:37:12 UTC No. 16107539

>>16107486
We are going to be extinct by aliens.
Read Thomas Hobbes

Anonymous at Mon, 1 Apr 2024 10:16:31 UTC No. 16107563

>>16106984
It's strange how the aliens never showed up until the 20th century

Anonymous at Mon, 1 Apr 2024 15:21:18 UTC No. 16107846

I wouldn't be surprised that aliens haven't showed up (conspiracies aside). A solar system probably has enough resources to last a space age civilization millions of years, and simulation+automation means you don't have to travel. Just live in perfect comfort in virtual worlds with the rest of your race while robots maintain your bodies and gear, inseminate the correct body when asked or however your freaky species reproduces, keep on tapping your sun for power. This could go on for no shit literal billions of years. Even if a race was born at the dawn of the universe they may have only moved solar systems at most 3 maybe 4 times now. Maybe they don't even need suns anymore and just exist as a fleet of ships floating through void, communicating in ways totally opaque to us, like via neutrons or quantum entanglement or whatever bullshit. You would never encounter another race unless you wanted to.

Anonymous at Mon, 1 Apr 2024 15:29:09 UTC No. 16107850

>>16107846
>This could go on for no shit literal billions of years
If they relocate the civilization to a red dwarf star it could go on for trillions of years. Luckily we have a red dwarf right next door that we can use after the sun turns into a supergiant and fries the earth.

🗑️ Anonymous at Mon, 1 Apr 2024 15:36:04 UTC No. 16107853

>>16105734
Any intelligent alien life close to us is either extinct or yet to evolve.

Rich Investor at Mon, 1 Apr 2024 15:37:06 UTC No. 16107856

>somewhere

Anonymous at Mon, 1 Apr 2024 18:16:08 UTC No. 16108018

what is this plebbit tier bullshit

Anonymous at Tue, 2 Apr 2024 00:10:39 UTC No. 16108545

>>16107563
They were called demons, djinn, spirits, faries, fae, elves, dwarves, goblins, nephilim before

Anonymous at Tue, 2 Apr 2024 00:17:08 UTC No. 16108555

Deep in Uranus

Anonymous at Tue, 2 Apr 2024 00:20:36 UTC No. 16108559

>>16105734
They're demons.
As a witness, I don't recommend getting involved.

Anonymous at Tue, 2 Apr 2024 00:21:56 UTC No. 16108564

>>16108555
>>16108559
sorry about the demons deep in Uranus bro

Anonymous at Tue, 2 Apr 2024 00:23:29 UTC No. 16108567

>>16108564
Yes. The "alien" phenomenon is saturated with sexual content.

Anonymous at Tue, 2 Apr 2024 00:28:33 UTC No. 16108583

>>16108559
>muh Ekashic wilderness is spooky

Anonymous at Tue, 2 Apr 2024 03:21:51 UTC No. 16108734

>>16108559
Oh I'm sorry, I thought this was the science board, not fucking /x/. We don't need your gibberish.

Anonymous at Tue, 2 Apr 2024 06:16:37 UTC No. 16108894

>>16108545
>nephilim
Nephilim were 400 feet tall so fairy tales. The meme of grey aliens landing in a flying saucer and anal probing seems to have originated in the 1950s and 1960s. Why not before then?

Anonymous at Tue, 2 Apr 2024 09:22:10 UTC No. 16109048

>>16108894
Terence McKenna talked about an encounter he had with a UFO picrel. But he already knew this picture was exposed as a fraud, the cap of a Hoover Vacuum cleaner, so he determined that UFO/Extraterrestrial encounters are more likely with interdimensional shapeshifters than flying saucers; he got the feeling only he could observe it at the time.

Anonymous at Tue, 2 Apr 2024 09:23:14 UTC No. 16109050

picrel

Anonymous at Tue, 2 Apr 2024 10:05:23 UTC No. 16109083

>>16108894
Lol no. This beings have been with us for as long as recorded human history. Moses spoke with a burning bush or orb of light that descended from the sky and landed. These beings were having space battles over the skies of Nuremberg in 1561.

Elves were described as having pale skin and large almond shaped eyes and Crowley quite literally channeled in a gray alien but of course alien and extraterrestrial are terms that became popular during the Space Age when humanity's focus shifted towards the stars. Modern humans fancy themselves as more intelligent than prior generations but this is pure narcissism. Humans have been encountering these beings for a while now and this is nothing new. What we call aliens, UFOs, extraterrestrials, and now even UAPs, they had a different name for the same phenomena. You can even see how the language is evolving from little green men and Martians into UAP. It just gets rebranded. Again it's nothing new, just the way these beings manifest themselves. In the 1800s they were in airships and zephers, reflecting the steam punk culture. Read Jacques Vallee to research the reports of encounters humans have had with these beings throughout human history. These beings seem to come from different dimensions rather than planets. They don't obey the laws of physics e.g. create no sonic boom, perform g-force maneuvers that would kill any human, and phase in and out of this dimension at will.

Anonymous at Tue, 2 Apr 2024 10:40:04 UTC No. 16109115

>>16109083
>Moses spoke with a burning bush or orb of light
They had ceramic bowls and plates back then. If the plan 9 from outer space meme saucer landed they would have described it as such and not a burning bush or an orb. elves and gnomes and dwarves came from oral tradition from the time when mankind coexisted with other humanoids like the hobbits they found on that island.

Anonymous at Tue, 2 Apr 2024 10:41:27 UTC No. 16109116

>>16105734

Anonymous at Tue, 2 Apr 2024 10:50:20 UTC No. 16109121

>>16108894
LMAO, that is just bad translation. Alexander the Great was not a giant.

Anonymous at Tue, 2 Apr 2024 15:08:11 UTC No. 16109346

>>16105734
They live in a different universe

Anonymous at Wed, 3 Apr 2024 08:29:34 UTC No. 16110349

>>16108894
>and anal probing
So, was this in California?

Anonymous at Wed, 3 Apr 2024 09:26:26 UTC No. 16110401

>>16105734
Who knows OP. All I can tell you is they are not in my toilet.

Anonymous at Wed, 3 Apr 2024 10:12:14 UTC No. 16110438

Not a single Dyson Sphere has been found in the Milky Way despite years of searching. No Dyson Spheres means no aliens.

Anonymous at Wed, 3 Apr 2024 17:09:59 UTC No. 16110836

>>16105734
My bedroom.