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Anonymous at Wed, 3 Apr 2024 17:42:27 UTC No. 16110871
Scientifically speaking, what are the chances that throwing myself into the Large Hadron Collider would turn me into a real life Dr Manhattan ?
Cult of Passion at Wed, 3 Apr 2024 17:50:38 UTC No. 16110876
>>16110871
Thats what the Hydrogen element means, "Particle here please, moar."
Anonymous at Wed, 3 Apr 2024 17:55:13 UTC No. 16110883
>>16110876
Its literally his origin story, man got obliterated but achieved godhood
Anonymous at Wed, 3 Apr 2024 17:57:19 UTC No. 16110886
>>16110871
Zero. Stop reading retarded shit.
Anonymous at Wed, 3 Apr 2024 18:00:29 UTC No. 16110889
>>16110886
Do you know from personal experience?
Cult of Passion at Wed, 3 Apr 2024 18:02:30 UTC No. 16110892
>>16110883
Moral of the story, do it.
Prove 'em wrong.
Anonymous at Wed, 3 Apr 2024 18:24:57 UTC No. 16110917
>>16110886
Herp derp. If you could see how foolish you were, it would instill great fear in your mind that would span many lifetimes
Anonymous at Wed, 3 Apr 2024 18:40:44 UTC No. 16110933
50/50
t. mathematician
Anonymous at Wed, 3 Apr 2024 18:46:17 UTC No. 16110934
>>16110933
Does anyone else see cranies face at the top of the pyramid. He also takes over my mind.
Anonymous at Wed, 3 Apr 2024 19:02:48 UTC No. 16110957
>>16110871
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mD4
none
Anonymous at Wed, 3 Apr 2024 19:06:18 UTC No. 16110968
>>16110871
Being hit with a particle beam just shreds your DNA, same as getting hit by gamma rays.
Anonymous at Wed, 3 Apr 2024 19:40:53 UTC No. 16111005
>>16110934
I guess I get the connotation about my broke arm
Anonymous at Wed, 3 Apr 2024 19:59:22 UTC No. 16111026
>>16110871
Not zero, but pretty damn close.
Anonymous at Wed, 3 Apr 2024 20:47:34 UTC No. 16111086
>>16110968
Yet there should be a chance the DNA comes back in the form of some God like being, right?
Anonymous at Thu, 4 Apr 2024 03:07:52 UTC No. 16111530
>>16110871
tons of people work on it already and none of them are blue gods
Anonymous at Thu, 4 Apr 2024 04:04:46 UTC No. 16111576
Nonzero, and even if you don't you'll be famous. Do it for /sci/ence
Anonymous at Thu, 4 Apr 2024 04:06:46 UTC No. 16111577
if there's boltzman brain nonzero chances then you're better off playing the lottery. as far as risk goes
Anonymous at Thu, 4 Apr 2024 06:58:38 UTC No. 16111688
>>16111530
I mean it would require getting obliterated and reconstructed by the machine, as Dr Manhattan did.
Anonymous at Thu, 4 Apr 2024 07:01:07 UTC No. 16111691
Good enough you should try it.
Its quite easy to get there. There is just one eye scanner protected elevator. You can walk there. Now , you just need pry eyes of some authorized person and insert them to your eye sockets. No matter if you lose eye sights. As you are dr.Man you can see without seeing.
Anonymous at Thu, 4 Apr 2024 18:24:12 UTC No. 16112336
>>16110871
Obviously bullshit, anyway you can't become "stronger" than what created you. And I don't want to read you beat your mother every day, she did not create you.
Anonymous at Thu, 4 Apr 2024 18:38:51 UTC No. 16112349
Non-zero.
Anonymous at Fri, 5 Apr 2024 07:02:38 UTC No. 16113257
>>16110871
you are retarded please actually do it so i dont have to read your threads anymore