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Anonymous No. 16110871

Scientifically speaking, what are the chances that throwing myself into the Large Hadron Collider would turn me into a real life Dr Manhattan ?

Cult of Passion No. 16110876

>>16110871
Thats what the Hydrogen element means, "Particle here please, moar."

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Anonymous No. 16110883

>>16110876
Its literally his origin story, man got obliterated but achieved godhood

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Anonymous No. 16110886

>>16110871
Zero. Stop reading retarded shit.

Anonymous No. 16110889

>>16110886
Do you know from personal experience?

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Cult of Passion No. 16110892

>>16110883
Moral of the story, do it.

Prove 'em wrong.

Anonymous No. 16110917

>>16110886
Herp derp. If you could see how foolish you were, it would instill great fear in your mind that would span many lifetimes

Anonymous No. 16110933

50/50
t. mathematician

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Anonymous No. 16110934

>>16110933
Does anyone else see cranies face at the top of the pyramid. He also takes over my mind.

Anonymous No. 16110957

>>16110871
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mD4J5VUwiAs
none

Anonymous No. 16110968

>>16110871
Being hit with a particle beam just shreds your DNA, same as getting hit by gamma rays.

Anonymous No. 16111005

>>16110934
I guess I get the connotation about my broke arm

Anonymous No. 16111026

>>16110871
Not zero, but pretty damn close.

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Anonymous No. 16111086

>>16110968
Yet there should be a chance the DNA comes back in the form of some God like being, right?

Anonymous No. 16111530

>>16110871
tons of people work on it already and none of them are blue gods

Anonymous No. 16111576

Nonzero, and even if you don't you'll be famous. Do it for /sci/ence

Anonymous No. 16111577

if there's boltzman brain nonzero chances then you're better off playing the lottery. as far as risk goes

Anonymous No. 16111688

>>16111530
I mean it would require getting obliterated and reconstructed by the machine, as Dr Manhattan did.

Anonymous No. 16111691

Good enough you should try it.
Its quite easy to get there. There is just one eye scanner protected elevator. You can walk there. Now , you just need pry eyes of some authorized person and insert them to your eye sockets. No matter if you lose eye sights. As you are dr.Man you can see without seeing.

Anonymous No. 16112336

>>16110871
Obviously bullshit, anyway you can't become "stronger" than what created you. And I don't want to read you beat your mother every day, she did not create you.

Anonymous No. 16112349

Non-zero.

Anonymous No. 16113257

>>16110871
you are retarded please actually do it so i dont have to read your threads anymore