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Anonymous at Wed, 3 Apr 2024 19:05:05 UTC No. 16110963
Are you gonna get to see totality?
Anonymous at Wed, 3 Apr 2024 19:09:21 UTC No. 16110973
not a burger, don't care
Anonymous at Wed, 3 Apr 2024 19:09:49 UTC No. 16110974
>>16110973
Jelly
Anonymous at Wed, 3 Apr 2024 19:15:14 UTC No. 16110980
>>16110974
seen a full one before tho. experiencing it is interesting ngl
Anonymous at Wed, 3 Apr 2024 19:37:25 UTC No. 16111001
Will it wash away the rain?
Anonymous at Wed, 3 Apr 2024 19:48:50 UTC No. 16111019
i probably should, i'm literally a 30-minute drive from the path of totality, but i'm also in a major city so i'm afraid all the roads leading to that path will be a bumper-to-bumper parking lot. low key hoping for it to be a cloudy day so i don't feel bad for not putting up with all 'at
Anonymous at Wed, 3 Apr 2024 22:46:41 UTC No. 16111289
>>16111019
Same. I kind of felt bad about missing this years eclipse but now that I’m seeing almost all of the country is going to be overcast I feel less bad.
Anonymous at Thu, 4 Apr 2024 02:18:23 UTC No. 16111482
>>16110963
LMAO, you gonna get nuked next Monday.
Anonymous at Thu, 4 Apr 2024 02:22:09 UTC No. 16111489
>>16111482
if nukes start flying everybody gets nuked lol
what's the best shithole to be in if that happens?
Anonymous at Thu, 4 Apr 2024 18:11:51 UTC No. 16112316
>>16110963
I'm going to Texas, but the forecast isn't good.
Anonymous at Thu, 4 Apr 2024 20:25:46 UTC No. 16112480
>>16110973
>>16110963
>>16110974
>>16111001
whats the purpose of starting a CERN in Switzerland on te same day as the eclipse happens in USA?
why NASA needds to launch 3 visible rockets in front of the eclipse at the same moment?
Anonymous at Thu, 4 Apr 2024 20:26:47 UTC No. 16112481
>>16111489
I am certain some Samoan island is remote enough from all the big population centers
Anonymous at Thu, 4 Apr 2024 20:37:23 UTC No. 16112502
>>16112480
I mean it is a Monday
Anonymous at Thu, 4 Apr 2024 20:39:15 UTC No. 16112510
>>16112480
and also not sure you realize just how many eclipses happen on Earth, many of which might have coincided with CERN running the beams. it's burger brain disease because it happens on their land this time
Anonymous at Thu, 4 Apr 2024 20:58:30 UTC No. 16112533
>>16112510
>>16112502
explain the NASA rockets though
Anonymous at Thu, 4 Apr 2024 21:02:10 UTC No. 16112543
>>16112533
literally eclipse science?
humans are so easily spooked by shit it's so funny. cmon bros, that "if everybody is talking about it then there must be something to it" is not applicable here, at most the concept is weaponized for clicks. literally nothing happens. everything that would happen is directly human generated because they are fucking retarded.
Anonymous at Thu, 4 Apr 2024 21:17:37 UTC No. 16112576
>>16110963
>There's exactly one sun and exactly one moon for this particular planet and it JUST SO HAPPENS that despite having vastly different diameters and vastly different distances from the earth, their apparent sizes are identical oh and randomly every few years they line up just PERFECTLY in the sky so large numbers of people can see the eclipse safely but only for a few seconds
Whoever programmed this simulation wanted to leave clues so that all but the dumbest would understand it for the simulation that it is.
Anonymous at Thu, 4 Apr 2024 21:18:59 UTC No. 16112581
>>16112576
>wanted to leave clues
are you sure that isn't your schizophrenia?
Anonymous at Thu, 4 Apr 2024 21:43:32 UTC No. 16112614
>>16112581
>credulous rube just goes with it and accepts ridiculous, arbitrary coincidence which he knows to be ridiculous and arbitrary because he knows a little bit about astronomy because... THAT'S JUST HOW IT IS, OKAY?!?!
Anonymous at Thu, 4 Apr 2024 21:47:32 UTC No. 16112619
>>16112614
oh, so it really is your schizophrenia.
Anonymous at Thu, 4 Apr 2024 22:06:24 UTC No. 16112643
>>16112619
>credulous dunce pretends to win argument by "maintaining calm" and blissfully goes about his bluepill day, never considering for a moment the astronomically low probability that a planet harboring life just so happens to have one sun and one moon which appear to be the exact same size in the sky
Anonymous at Thu, 4 Apr 2024 22:08:18 UTC No. 16112645
Anonymous at Thu, 4 Apr 2024 22:10:33 UTC No. 16112650
>>16112643
stop filtering yourselves with the anthropic principle.
Anonymous at Thu, 4 Apr 2024 22:35:32 UTC No. 16112687
>>16112650
that's not how the anthropic principle works, unless the fact that the sun and moon have the same apparent size was necessary for our development
Anonymous at Thu, 4 Apr 2024 22:48:44 UTC No. 16112694
>>16112687
>unless the fact that the sun and moon have the same apparent size was necessary for our development
and with a sample size of one, it seems they might be required. moon of that size has a certain mass, and at that distance has a certain effects on water and cycles etc.
Anonymous at Thu, 4 Apr 2024 22:57:28 UTC No. 16112701
>>16112687
https://www.urmc.rochester.edu/ency
if we're talking about sentience, seeing the moon similar to sun on skies, you consider all systems where there's at least a moon. now you can only ask yourself "what are the chances that all sentient life which must have a moon sees that moon as similar size as their star", and we go further into mass required to move tides in similar fashion and all that, you might get thereabouts as it is for as, with some small variation. all of a sudden chances are not so low anymore. might be quite high actually
missing info is a bitch to consider
Anonymous at Thu, 4 Apr 2024 23:00:20 UTC No. 16112707
>>16112694
Not that anon but your post is just you spraying shit out of your ass. Show some evidence that any of that matters, if so, it would have been studied and postulated
Anonymous at Thu, 4 Apr 2024 23:04:08 UTC No. 16112714
>>16112707
are you fucking retarded? read the link. also I don't really care what you think should have happened by now, that is not a fucking argument you moron
Anonymous at Thu, 4 Apr 2024 23:15:24 UTC No. 16112723
>>16112533
They want to nuke Russia, that is why.
Anonymous at Thu, 4 Apr 2024 23:18:33 UTC No. 16112730
No because I'm not a satanist. I'll be praying for you