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Anonymous at Wed, 3 Apr 2024 20:15:14 UTC No. 16111040
I've just created a start up with my uni friend in which we will create a personal breathalyzer that uses AI to analyze to provide real-time insights into various health and nutrition monitoring. Now we just need an investment of $30,000.
Anonymous at Wed, 3 Apr 2024 20:34:42 UTC No. 16111058
>>16111040
The police already has one.
Anonymous at Wed, 3 Apr 2024 20:38:59 UTC No. 16111068
>>16111040
let me guess, it needs an account and siphons all the data?
Anonymous at Wed, 3 Apr 2024 20:55:33 UTC No. 16111094
>>16111068
The CIA knows that your heart was pounding while running 20 minute miles with your sports watch. They're going to send their fattest donut-eating employees to catch you after seeing you fap to Nagatoro.
Anonymous at Wed, 3 Apr 2024 21:01:51 UTC No. 16111105
>>16111094
>sports watch
no such weakness
Anonymous at Wed, 3 Apr 2024 21:13:47 UTC No. 16111121
>>16111040
Post some info and I might just invest
Anonymous at Wed, 3 Apr 2024 21:18:27 UTC No. 16111128
you the catboy chemist?