Anonymous at Thu, 4 Apr 2024 05:07:07 UTC No. 16111621

>>16111618
>why an underground, automatized and multi-billion project works 24/7 regardless of the celestial bodies alignment

Anonymous at Thu, 4 Apr 2024 06:44:55 UTC No. 16111678

>>16111618
because the earth I flat

Anonymous at Thu, 4 Apr 2024 06:51:52 UTC No. 16111682

Eclipse hides our intentions from the trisolar san ti. Now think more about science slop. Danger! Eclipse. Yieeeeeeeks.

Anonymous at Thu, 4 Apr 2024 08:42:55 UTC No. 16111765

>>16111618
It's very weird that they're firing up the LHC just for this. I would argue it's one of the weirdest things that's ever happened. There's one slight problem though, they actually fired up the LHC 2 years ago and it's been operating ever since. I'm not sure how that affects anything, still very weird even if nothing happens. In fact, if nothing happens I would say it's even more weird

Anonymous at Thu, 4 Apr 2024 08:46:15 UTC No. 16111767

>>16111618
they are looking to open a Stargate using the residual lunar energy from the eclipse in the center of the ring

[email protected] at Thu, 4 Apr 2024 08:58:56 UTC No. 16111775

>coincidences happen
>suddenly start feeling christian
weird how that works out, I'm just it's nothing though. I prayed to jesus so it'll all be aight

Anonymous at Thu, 4 Apr 2024 09:42:14 UTC No. 16111808

It's been firing up before too lmao it's not any portal opening thing. It's just a black hole for funding.

Anonymous at Thu, 4 Apr 2024 10:16:10 UTC No. 16111837

16111808
Who makes anti-science posts like this? How could you call particle physics a waste when it's going to teach us the secrets of infinite energy and immortality? Are these actually aliens trying to sabotage our scientific progress?

Anonymous at Thu, 4 Apr 2024 11:29:42 UTC No. 16111908

>16111808
>Who makes anti-science posts like this? How could you call particle physics a waste when it's going to teach us the secrets of infinite energy and immortality? Are these actually aliens trying to sabotage our scientific progress?

Anonymous at Thu, 4 Apr 2024 11:31:50 UTC No. 16111912

>>16111908
The eclipse is proof of simulation because of how perfect things need to be for it to occur.

Anonymous at Thu, 4 Apr 2024 11:35:26 UTC No. 16111915

>>16111912
>>>/x/

Anonymous at Thu, 4 Apr 2024 13:16:13 UTC No. 16111987

>>16111912
the eclipse is proof that aliens placed the Moon in exactly the right spot just for the keks.

Anonymous at Thu, 4 Apr 2024 13:20:36 UTC No. 16111989

>>16111618
Why are you going to breathe during the eclipse. It can't be a coincidence

Anonymous at Thu, 4 Apr 2024 13:21:07 UTC No. 16111990

>>16111915
Awwwwh babbie can't work it out

Stop holding on fag. It's time to let go

Anonymous at Thu, 4 Apr 2024 13:22:28 UTC No. 16111993

>>16111912
The eclipse is proof that the relative size of the sun and the moon are the same

Anonymous at Thu, 4 Apr 2024 13:23:31 UTC No. 16111994

>>16111990
Can't figure out how to spell baby?

Anonymous at Thu, 4 Apr 2024 13:25:04 UTC No. 16111996

>>16111994
>continues clusping at the joy of life

Anonymous at Thu, 4 Apr 2024 14:28:00 UTC No. 16112067

>>16111989
whoa, i didn't think of that. That's crazy

Anonymous at Thu, 4 Apr 2024 14:51:13 UTC No. 16112096

>>16111618
There are typically four eclipses a year. It's nothing weird that they coincide with some other events.

Anonymous at Thu, 4 Apr 2024 21:00:30 UTC No. 16112541

>>16111990
lmao, you mustve been feeling really smug on that high horse because you've somehow figured out a deep conspiracy with all the red pills. A lot of psych ward regulars feel the same, no joking. My retarded psycho friend claims seeing aliens
Sadly he's a schizo

Anonymous at Thu, 4 Apr 2024 21:10:45 UTC No. 16112560

unless the umbra passes CERN, and CERN is as wide as it is (>100km), and CERN does some experiment when they perfectly match for some strange alignment thing, then it's a nothingburger.