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Anonymous at Thu, 4 Apr 2024 05:02:15 UTC No. 16111618
So why is CERN firing up the hadron collider during an eclipse? It can't be a coincidence
Anonymous at Thu, 4 Apr 2024 05:07:07 UTC No. 16111621
>>16111618
>why an underground, automatized and multi-billion project works 24/7 regardless of the celestial bodies alignment
Anonymous at Thu, 4 Apr 2024 06:44:55 UTC No. 16111678
>>16111618
because the earth I flat
Anonymous at Thu, 4 Apr 2024 06:51:52 UTC No. 16111682
Eclipse hides our intentions from the trisolar san ti. Now think more about science slop. Danger! Eclipse. Yieeeeeeeks.
Anonymous at Thu, 4 Apr 2024 08:42:55 UTC No. 16111765
>>16111618
It's very weird that they're firing up the LHC just for this. I would argue it's one of the weirdest things that's ever happened. There's one slight problem though, they actually fired up the LHC 2 years ago and it's been operating ever since. I'm not sure how that affects anything, still very weird even if nothing happens. In fact, if nothing happens I would say it's even more weird
Anonymous at Thu, 4 Apr 2024 08:46:15 UTC No. 16111767
>>16111618
they are looking to open a Stargate using the residual lunar energy from the eclipse in the center of the ring
[email protected] at Thu, 4 Apr 2024 08:58:56 UTC No. 16111775
>coincidences happen
>suddenly start feeling christian
weird how that works out, I'm just it's nothing though. I prayed to jesus so it'll all be aight
Anonymous at Thu, 4 Apr 2024 09:42:14 UTC No. 16111808
It's been firing up before too lmao it's not any portal opening thing. It's just a black hole for funding.
Anonymous at Thu, 4 Apr 2024 10:16:10 UTC No. 16111837
16111808
Who makes anti-science posts like this? How could you call particle physics a waste when it's going to teach us the secrets of infinite energy and immortality? Are these actually aliens trying to sabotage our scientific progress?
Anonymous at Thu, 4 Apr 2024 11:29:42 UTC No. 16111908
>16111808
>Who makes anti-science posts like this? How could you call particle physics a waste when it's going to teach us the secrets of infinite energy and immortality? Are these actually aliens trying to sabotage our scientific progress?
Anonymous at Thu, 4 Apr 2024 11:31:50 UTC No. 16111912
>>16111908
The eclipse is proof of simulation because of how perfect things need to be for it to occur.
Anonymous at Thu, 4 Apr 2024 11:35:26 UTC No. 16111915
Anonymous at Thu, 4 Apr 2024 13:16:13 UTC No. 16111987
>>16111912
the eclipse is proof that aliens placed the Moon in exactly the right spot just for the keks.
Anonymous at Thu, 4 Apr 2024 13:20:36 UTC No. 16111989
>>16111618
Why are you going to breathe during the eclipse. It can't be a coincidence
Anonymous at Thu, 4 Apr 2024 13:21:07 UTC No. 16111990
>>16111915
Awwwwh babbie can't work it out
Stop holding on fag. It's time to let go
Anonymous at Thu, 4 Apr 2024 13:22:28 UTC No. 16111993
>>16111912
The eclipse is proof that the relative size of the sun and the moon are the same
Anonymous at Thu, 4 Apr 2024 13:23:31 UTC No. 16111994
>>16111990
Can't figure out how to spell baby?
Anonymous at Thu, 4 Apr 2024 13:25:04 UTC No. 16111996
>>16111994
>continues clusping at the joy of life
Anonymous at Thu, 4 Apr 2024 14:28:00 UTC No. 16112067
>>16111989
whoa, i didn't think of that. That's crazy
Anonymous at Thu, 4 Apr 2024 14:51:13 UTC No. 16112096
>>16111618
There are typically four eclipses a year. It's nothing weird that they coincide with some other events.
Anonymous at Thu, 4 Apr 2024 21:00:30 UTC No. 16112541
>>16111990
lmao, you mustve been feeling really smug on that high horse because you've somehow figured out a deep conspiracy with all the red pills. A lot of psych ward regulars feel the same, no joking. My retarded psycho friend claims seeing aliens
Sadly he's a schizo
Anonymous at Thu, 4 Apr 2024 21:10:45 UTC No. 16112560
unless the umbra passes CERN, and CERN is as wide as it is (>100km), and CERN does some experiment when they perfectly match for some strange alignment thing, then it's a nothingburger.