🧵 Thanks, Science!
Anonymous at Sat, 6 Apr 2024 17:37:09 UTC No. 16115458
Anonymous at Sat, 6 Apr 2024 17:46:49 UTC No. 16115471
>>16115458
now post the survey of britons that think eggs come from a tree
Anonymous at Sat, 6 Apr 2024 17:56:12 UTC No. 16115474
>>16115458
Media headlines are not science
Anonymous at Sat, 6 Apr 2024 18:04:18 UTC No. 16115485
>>16115458
what's your point?
aren't diet studies notoriously hard to conduct, even without incompetence & conflicts of interest?
is your point about the media?
Anonymous at Sat, 6 Apr 2024 18:05:44 UTC No. 16115488
"Studies" are not science. They are cargo cult bullshit. Real science happens a priori in the platonic realm. Newton didn't discover his laws by conducting a "study". He figured it all out by applying his IQ to the question how nature ought to behave.
Anonymous at Sat, 6 Apr 2024 18:11:40 UTC No. 16115502
>>16115488
Fucking shit how I despise vegetarians and vegans... just fucking eat meat !!
Every place you go with them tthey have to ask how every fucking thing is made.. just eat the damn food!
Anonymous at Sat, 6 Apr 2024 18:25:37 UTC No. 16115534
>>16115488
>webm
mental illness
Anonymous at Sat, 6 Apr 2024 18:36:59 UTC No. 16115550
>>16115458
thanks journalism
Anonymous at Sat, 6 Apr 2024 18:38:45 UTC No. 16115553
>>16115471
do they really?
Anonymous at Sat, 6 Apr 2024 20:20:29 UTC No. 16115707
>>16115488
>the most sustainable wild caught salmon she could find
>cooks it to shit instead of drying or salting it
fuuuuuuu-
UUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCKING
VEEEEEEGAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAANS!!!!
Anonymous at Sat, 6 Apr 2024 20:46:55 UTC No. 16115752
>>16115488
hecking carbon footprint could've been reduced if she was fed to the fish instead. Think of mother Gaya
Anonymous at Sat, 6 Apr 2024 21:12:16 UTC No. 16115814
>>16115488
help me, I am now forced to eat the finest cut of wagyu filet. :(
Anonymous at Sun, 7 Apr 2024 01:03:18 UTC No. 16116152
>>16115458
Nutritions science is not a science because it has minimal consent about literally any topics.
There are nutrition "scientists" who have all things to say good and bad about meat, eggs, fat, sugar, artificial meat. Some even call sugar a super food. Some think sugar is poison. Some of these "scientists" think meat will literally kill you. Some say milk is poison.
Where there is no scientific consent there is no science. It's all just throwing around opinions.
Anonymous at Sun, 7 Apr 2024 01:30:34 UTC No. 16116186
>>16115458
A headline covers up all of the details of the different studies. Were the demographics different? Was one group exercising and the other wasn't? That's why you generally post the study itself and not some bullshit headline.
Anonymous at Sun, 7 Apr 2024 01:34:35 UTC No. 16116190
>>16116152
it's just impossible to understand these self-regulating systems with the tools we have.
Anonymous at Sun, 7 Apr 2024 01:41:38 UTC No. 16116201
>>16116152
>Nutritions science is not a science because it has minimal consent about literally any topics.
What is wrong with you niggers thinking that consensus is a proof of scientific truth? Is it because you're unable to actually understand science?
Anonymous at Sun, 7 Apr 2024 02:17:19 UTC No. 16116240
>dailyfail
Also one says type 2 and the other says diabetes generally
Also also, one study is newer
Also also also,
>dailyfail
>nutrition "science"
Also also also also,
>eating menstruation
Anonymous at Sun, 7 Apr 2024 09:39:29 UTC No. 16116621
>>16116240
You thought you were clever by nitpicking a good illustration of the phenomenon, but science has both said eggs are bad and good for you for 50 years now. you are just a midwife with Asperger’s. This is very unfortunate because nobody will ever love you. You’re just a nuisance to the world, an unswatted fly
Anonymous at Sun, 7 Apr 2024 09:55:46 UTC No. 16116628
>>16115814
Poor soul, truly the toughest of tribulations God hath ever prepared for His soldiers.
Anonymous at Sun, 7 Apr 2024 10:16:38 UTC No. 16116638
>>16115471
>>16115553
when your country is mostly inbred mudslime diaspora, IQ is bound to drop
Anonymous at Sun, 7 Apr 2024 15:07:08 UTC No. 16116984
>>16115814
The horror! D:
Anonymous at Sun, 7 Apr 2024 15:57:05 UTC No. 16117052
>>16115488
"IQ" is not something one possesses, it is a measurement of something one possesses. Well, people who aren't you. You're ironically guilty of the very thing you're condemning.
Anonymous at Sun, 7 Apr 2024 17:24:10 UTC No. 16117169
>>16116984
is it raw egg on the top of it?
Anonymous at Sun, 7 Apr 2024 17:45:25 UTC No. 16117206
>>16117169
hollendaise sauce, butter and egg yolk, bit of vinegar and lemon juice.
Anonymous at Sun, 7 Apr 2024 17:47:27 UTC No. 16117213
>>16117206
>> raw
> egg yolk
does it give salmonella much?
is lemon juice good protection from that shit?
Anonymous at Sun, 7 Apr 2024 17:54:57 UTC No. 16117236
>>16117213
look up a recipe nigga. you beat the eggs and mix with hot melted butter so it thickens.
Anonymous at Sun, 7 Apr 2024 19:30:52 UTC No. 16117381
>>16117213
Depends on a few things. If the chicken is vaccinated there won't be salmonella on the egg to begin with. If the cuticle is scrubbed off the bacteria are removed from the surface, but it's easier for other bacteria to get in later due to the lack of natural barrier. If the egg is kept next to or underneath raw meats there is more chance of salmonella being introduced. If it's kept at a warm temperature there's more chance for bacteria to grow, but fluctuating temperatures (such as a fridge door that is frequently opened) can be even more dangerous.
There are basically two main approaches, American and European. The American way is to scrub off the cuticle and then keep the eggs refrigerated until consumption, so the main safety factor is consistency of temperature. The European way is to vaccinate all the chickens and keep the eggs at room temperature, so the main safety factor is the due diligence of the farmer.
As a consumer the most important thing you can do is proper storage and containment. Keep raw meats on the bottom shelf of your fridge so they can't contaminate anything else. Always wash your hands after touching any raw animal product before you touch anything else. Immediately clean any surface after it has had a raw animal product on it.
I've never personally known anyone to get food poisoning from raw egg, but it's technically possible if the egg were very poorly handled. As long as you use a reputable supplier and run a clean kitchen it should be fine.
>>16117236
That's true, but the butter should not be so hot that it cooks the egg, so the yolk is essentially raw. As I said, I've never seen anyone have problems with it though.
🗑️ Anonymous at Mon, 8 Apr 2024 04:56:42 UTC No. 16118056
>>16117213
eggs are fine to eat raw, its a common habit, you've probably done so yourself many times without realizing it.
Anonymous at Mon, 8 Apr 2024 07:11:47 UTC No. 16118228
>>16115458
medicine is not a real science
Anonymous at Mon, 8 Apr 2024 09:10:12 UTC No. 16118325
>>16118228
it is a technology, an engineering
(but there's a joke: once I realized what kind of engineer I am, I'm affraid to go to a doctor)
🗑️ Anonymous at Mon, 8 Apr 2024 22:23:13 UTC No. 16119928
>>16118228
It is the art of ripping off and taking advantage of insecure hypochondriacs
🗑️ Anonymous at Tue, 9 Apr 2024 06:58:16 UTC No. 16120477
>>16115471
Eggs do come from trees thoughbeit as a matter of fact, because thats where birds nest
DoctorGreen !DRgReeNusk at Tue, 9 Apr 2024 08:44:29 UTC No. 16120601
>>16117052
>it is a measurement of something one possesses
retard. iq is a measurement of how well one does in an iq test
Anonymous at Tue, 9 Apr 2024 10:20:31 UTC No. 16120656
>>16115488
"I'm the most pathetic person ever" she says, proudly and outloud to an applauding public.
Anonymous at Tue, 9 Apr 2024 19:18:47 UTC No. 16121248
>>16115458
That's the dailymail, one of britain's least reliable news sources.
🗑️ Anonymous at Wed, 10 Apr 2024 03:32:40 UTC No. 16121843
>>16116201
>the Earth revolves around then Sun.
false. what "orbits" what is just a matter of the coordinate systems you choose. gravity is a free floating chaotic systems of unbound objects, not an orrery, "orbits" don't exist
Anonymous at Wed, 10 Apr 2024 21:06:26 UTC No. 16123083
>>16121248
Nature is Britain's least reliable new source. All they print is future retractions
Anonymous at Wed, 10 Apr 2024 21:07:46 UTC No. 16123087
>>16115458
I'd like to say that you should believe the opposite of whatever the daily mail prints, but that just gets us into the same problem
Anonymous at Wed, 10 Apr 2024 21:13:54 UTC No. 16123103
>>16123087
>believe the opposite
The gov.exe says: eat eggs only a few times a week preferably hard-boiled. This means: demand better food safety like in Japan and drink them raw by the dozen.
Anonymous at Thu, 11 Apr 2024 13:52:49 UTC No. 16124162
Anonymous at Thu, 11 Apr 2024 15:27:21 UTC No. 16124290
>>16115458
this fucking issue was addressed in the actual articles they're citing
neither of them are based on reviews and YOUR choice to eat eggs will not be swayed by clickbait articles designed for one thing, bringing eyeballs to ads.
🗑️ Anonymous at Thu, 11 Apr 2024 15:35:43 UTC No. 16124303
>>16124290
I have troubles doing anything mentally because of blockages. True pain tolerance. Most intellectual. No ability to produce *ones own businesses* from mental disability. I can't do anything. I can't even think properly because of such disability and even though I know the answer, I can't make this route and read this, all my goes are stolen and I'm thinking nil, doing nil I have to stumble on info and then react. I realize you may be near my crown, but I can't *use* this. The furthest I've got is acknowledging I have roots of my bottom teeth I can interact with but I can't think about this and find out what to do so I'm just playing with this randomly at the moment. Other things are barred, including crown. Trust me, I can't think
Anonymous at Thu, 11 Apr 2024 15:43:50 UTC No. 16124321
>>16124311
Even more amazing: why would anyone choose to do the job of writing nonsense?
Anonymous at Thu, 11 Apr 2024 16:09:13 UTC No. 16124354
>>16124311
should I quit exercising? I'm very white. I'm scared guys
Anonymous at Thu, 11 Apr 2024 16:39:30 UTC No. 16124396
>>16124311
And it’s only going to get 100x worse with the sheer power that is AI.
Anonymous at Thu, 11 Apr 2024 17:53:46 UTC No. 16124498
>>16116240
>Also also, one study is newer
did the old science expire? when will the new science expire?
🗑️ Anonymous at Fri, 12 Apr 2024 06:40:08 UTC No. 16125182
>>16115458
One guy who sells eggs paid one scientist to say eggs are good, another guy who sells vegan egg substitute paid another scientist to say eggs are bad. Might've even been the same scientists both were paying.
🗑️ Anonymous at Fri, 12 Apr 2024 21:56:01 UTC No. 16126337
>>16125182
Thats how atheists do science
🗑️ Anonymous at Sat, 13 Apr 2024 19:48:57 UTC No. 16127639
>>16126337
(((atheists)))
🗑️ Anonymous at Sun, 14 Apr 2024 08:29:21 UTC No. 16128405
>>16127639
ok satanists
satanists with very small hats and very large noses who say "oy vey" constantly and never shut up about the holocaust
Anonymous at Sun, 14 Apr 2024 11:31:04 UTC No. 16128540
>>16115458
>it's 9am, let me do a quick google search on wether coffee and eggs are good for me before having breakfast!
Anonymous at Sun, 14 Apr 2024 12:07:33 UTC No. 16128573
>>16124311
7.5 hours a week is something pro-athletes do. Being a high performance athlete is not good for your health, it's MUCH different from doing some regular cardio and lifting some weights
Anonymous at Sun, 14 Apr 2024 12:36:31 UTC No. 16128588
>>16115458
How is the daily mail being retarded in any way the fault of science? Journalism is a stain on humanity, it ruins everything it touches. It is responsible for the "i love science" faggots, and the antivax flat earth retards alike.
If you meet a journalist irl, spit on them. Hit them. Drive them to suicide.
Anonymous at Sun, 14 Apr 2024 16:21:14 UTC No. 16128850
>>16115458
>Little or no control data
>Analysis reveals corelation
>Publicize coorelation
>Everyone thinks causation
>Start doing activity
>Now all the unhealthy people are doing the one thing to cheat being healthy
>Correlation reverses
Woah science is flawed
Anonymous at Sun, 14 Apr 2024 16:36:56 UTC No. 16128873
>>16116638
Look I'm all for hating the brits but starting with 4 year olds is probably fucking with the numbers here. They don't know shit about shit and will straight up just make up facts to tell you because they literally can't stop the stupid thoughts in their head from coming out their mouths. I would like to see the numbers split into age groups.
Anonymous at Sun, 14 Apr 2024 17:50:33 UTC No. 16128971
>>16116984
Sauces on meat = shit meat
Anonymous at Mon, 15 Apr 2024 06:39:48 UTC No. 16129666
>>16116201
What revolved around what is a matter of perspective, not truth.
Anonymous at Mon, 15 Apr 2024 14:40:46 UTC No. 16130129
>>16128573
>going to gym an hour a day is bad
No
Anonymous at Tue, 16 Apr 2024 01:15:26 UTC No. 16130910
>>16130129
lazy wimpy sissies will always make up excuses for why they shouldn't be exercising, thats the nature of laziness
Anonymous at Tue, 16 Apr 2024 01:50:00 UTC No. 16130939
>>16115502
You are a ridiculous baby if someone not eating what you eat makes you so angry.
Anonymous at Tue, 16 Apr 2024 22:59:04 UTC No. 16132253
>>16130939
>projection
Anonymous at Tue, 16 Apr 2024 23:17:28 UTC No. 16132291
Anonymous at Wed, 17 Apr 2024 04:17:23 UTC No. 16132566
>>16116638
that has to be fake news
Anonymous at Wed, 17 Apr 2024 04:33:54 UTC No. 16132578
>>16116638
>"British"
Anonymous at Wed, 17 Apr 2024 04:39:48 UTC No. 16132582
>>16116638
>champion of the sciences
>trailblazer in exploration of species evolution
>mighty expeditions cataloging the animals of the planet
>establishing the very field of paleontology out of boredom
>ends its days thinking processed bars of coco powder and dairy product grow on a tree
sad, the UK used to be cool
Anonymous at Wed, 17 Apr 2024 06:36:50 UTC No. 16132680
>>16116638
OIIII MATE
Anonymous at Wed, 17 Apr 2024 22:17:06 UTC No. 16133589
>>16132582
>chocolate doesn't grow on trees
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Theob
Theobroma cacao (cacao tree or cocoa tree) is a small (6–12 m (20–39 ft) tall) evergreen tree
Anonymous at Thu, 18 Apr 2024 08:37:57 UTC No. 16134258
>>16133589
The sugar also comes from plants, those are the only two ingredients in chocolate
Anonymous at Thu, 18 Apr 2024 10:09:29 UTC No. 16134329
>>16116984
why tf would anyone have strawberries to eggs Benedict?
Anonymous at Fri, 19 Apr 2024 03:24:01 UTC No. 16135430
Anonymous at Fri, 19 Apr 2024 21:23:15 UTC No. 16136450
>>16134329
its a garnish, you're not supposed to eat it.
Anonymous at Sat, 20 Apr 2024 13:20:54 UTC No. 16137244
Anonymous at Sat, 20 Apr 2024 17:35:29 UTC No. 16137491
Dietology is pseudoscience