🗑️ 🧵 Untitled Thread
Anonymous at Sun, 7 Apr 2024 00:59:49 UTC No. 16116147
>"Anon, let's skip today's Metaphysics lecture and spend the day in earnest conversation at the local hipster cafe with our large boisterous friend group, spend the afternoon perusing the city's museums and parks, catch that film at the indie cinema, spend a few hours writing the essays for our enjoyable college majors, and spend the night passionately fucking."
Why isn't or wasn't this your life? It's easily within reach.
Anonymous at Sun, 7 Apr 2024 01:01:10 UTC No. 16116149
>>16116147
I never went to collage and im an incel women dont talk to me
Anonymous at Sun, 7 Apr 2024 01:07:01 UTC No. 16116155
>>16116147
I'm just not a people person. I require alcohol to find myself in situations described in OP.
Anonymous at Sun, 7 Apr 2024 01:20:17 UTC No. 16116173
It couldn't be. I'm in a technically-oriented STEM program because I'm overly conscientious and uncreative. There's some dimension of intellect in the arts and humanities that my brain can't grasp. I can't understand beautiful literature, or music, or philosophy and history
Anonymous at Sun, 7 Apr 2024 01:23:38 UTC No. 16116177
>>16116147
flat chest
Anonymous at Sun, 7 Apr 2024 01:26:38 UTC No. 16116183
>>16116147
Imagine some artho actually saying that sentence out loud, she would be insufferable
Anonymous at Sun, 7 Apr 2024 01:26:41 UTC No. 16116184
>>16116177
as someone who is into flat chests, she does not have a flat chest. try “small tits” nice time.
Anonymous at Sun, 7 Apr 2024 01:27:42 UTC No. 16116185
>>16116184
next*
Anonymous at Sun, 7 Apr 2024 01:39:51 UTC No. 16116200
Because I don't want to be homeless when I graduate
Anonymous at Sun, 7 Apr 2024 01:46:10 UTC No. 16116204
eh I'll live.
Anonymous at Sun, 7 Apr 2024 03:28:42 UTC No. 16116354
>>16116147
Because all of that sounds awful. I'd rather be in the lecture.
Anonymous at Sun, 7 Apr 2024 03:30:10 UTC No. 16116357
>spend the night passionately fucking.
I'm in my 30s now. If I get a boner once a day it's above average.
Anonymous at Sun, 7 Apr 2024 03:59:16 UTC No. 16116394
>>16116147
I'm too autistic (undiagnosed due to personal reasons but almost entirely certain, and almost every person I interact with says the same thing) to keep a group of close friends, much less attract a woman, and I also care more for math and logic than maintaining human relationships.
Anonymous at Sun, 7 Apr 2024 05:18:31 UTC No. 16116451
>>16116147
>earnest conversation at the local hipster cafe
does that happen?
Anonymous at Sun, 7 Apr 2024 05:18:36 UTC No. 16116452
>>16116417
If you need to actually show up to them to get an A you're a midwit
Anonymous at Sun, 7 Apr 2024 05:35:31 UTC No. 16116457
>>16116173
I'm not sure if I'm jealous of you. I'm a schizo spiritual/religious type and I browse /sci/ to learn but my mind doesn't grasp math and science that easily anymore. Used to be very good at it until I took drugs, and then my mystical experiences began, on and off them. Now, I have a compendious knowledge of many spiritual traditions and regularly impress people with it all, but I still find it difficult to learn, for example, to code. I am doing alright watching the MIT lectures on SICP but somehow when it comes to doing the exercises in the book it just doesn't fall into place for me that easily.
I wish I could have the best of both world. Maybe I just need to apply myself.
Anonymous at Sun, 7 Apr 2024 08:47:50 UTC No. 16116587
>>16116452
If you skip classes you're a midwit
Anonymous at Sun, 7 Apr 2024 08:55:56 UTC No. 16116592
>>16116587
Maybe, but I'm a midwit with higher grades than anyone who shows up
Anonymous at Sun, 7 Apr 2024 08:56:11 UTC No. 16116593
>>16116451
No, hipsters are the most dishonest people on the planet.
Cult of Passion at Sun, 7 Apr 2024 08:58:37 UTC No. 16116595
>>16116147
>our large boisterous friend group
You are an alien to me.
[Hisses]
Anonymous at Sun, 7 Apr 2024 09:02:42 UTC No. 16116597
>>16116147
Sorry, I don't like used goods.
Anonymous at Sun, 7 Apr 2024 10:13:55 UTC No. 16116635
>hey kids, did you know when I was your age France was a white country?
Anonymous at Sun, 7 Apr 2024 10:18:58 UTC No. 16116639
>>16116635
You grew up in 17th century?
Anonymous at Sun, 7 Apr 2024 12:28:00 UTC No. 16116761
>>16116147
>It's easily within reach.
Why isn't it your life then?
Anonymous at Sun, 7 Apr 2024 13:24:25 UTC No. 16116837
>>16116457
Shouldn't have taken drugs. I learn about the mystical arts all the time and also learn about engineering all the time. I've never taken drugs thus my mind is only impeded by the impediments it was born with, and no worse.
And for the record OP, >>16116147
this is why women didn't talk to me in college.
Anonymous at Sun, 7 Apr 2024 13:27:12 UTC No. 16116841
Is there any way to get this? I'm at my fucking limit.
Anonymous at Sun, 7 Apr 2024 13:34:12 UTC No. 16116851
>>16116837
Well that, and I'm ugly, but hey more time to study right? :(
Anonymous at Sun, 7 Apr 2024 13:39:56 UTC No. 16116858
>>16116841
First you have to get the boisterous friend group
Cult of Passion at Sun, 7 Apr 2024 13:57:43 UTC No. 16116879
>>16116858
>First you have to get the boisterous friend group
Got it.
>"Yeah, but what the fuck in a "friend"?..."
Anonymous at Sun, 7 Apr 2024 14:00:50 UTC No. 16116883
>>16116452
I like hearing the professor talk... It's kind of parasocial because I don't have many friends.
Anonymous at Sun, 7 Apr 2024 15:43:57 UTC No. 16117038
>>16116147
Why should I study a pointless, useless degree just to fuck and cum into a sluts dirty pussy where 20 other dudes already came before me?
Anonymous at Sun, 7 Apr 2024 15:48:06 UTC No. 16117040
>>16116147
Sorry, I have no time. I already scheduled a 10 hour goon session with my 3 TB porn collection.
Anonymous at Sun, 7 Apr 2024 15:57:37 UTC No. 16117053
>>16116177
AA = flat (only size acceptable), A = medium, B = BIG. That subject is nowhere near flat. Not flat enough, rejected, unacceptable size of breasts. Also her makeup is ugly
Anonymous at Sun, 7 Apr 2024 17:09:59 UTC No. 16117142
>>16116147
Just how often do you have to make this thread!?
The rest of the posters here are either OP in disguise or very, very new, possibly not even 18.
https://warosu.org/sci/?task=search
Anonymous at Sun, 7 Apr 2024 17:27:47 UTC No. 16117172
This exact thread has been posted here since at least Jun 9, 2019.
https://warosu.org/sci/thread/10710
(probably longer).
Bot written by an incel?
Anonymous at Sun, 7 Apr 2024 17:28:49 UTC No. 16117176
>>16117172
Found an earlier instance on /lit/
https://warosu.org/lit/thread/12973
Anonymous at Sun, 7 Apr 2024 17:43:25 UTC No. 16117202
>>16116147
>Metaphysics
>What does it MEAN for something to be itself?
>What does it MEAN for something to change?
How is this at all a respected field of study? It's meaningless nonsense ideas about nothing that matters. It's little logical gotchas like Theseus ship that don't have any practical impact. At least with math and science you can expect some value after 100 years.
Anonymous at Sun, 7 Apr 2024 17:57:38 UTC No. 16117243
>>16116147
No jesus fuck that