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Anonymous at Fri, 19 Apr 2024 20:43:54 UTC No. 16136395
Why do you watch your entire life during the process of death?
Anonymous at Fri, 19 Apr 2024 20:45:00 UTC No. 16136396
>>16136395
"reported"
I don't trust people.
Anonymous at Fri, 19 Apr 2024 21:05:46 UTC No. 16136422
>>16136395
What you're seeing is the server rewinding time to give you a second chance.
Anonymous at Fri, 19 Apr 2024 21:07:08 UTC No. 16136424
>>16136395
do people who died without seeing it coming had this life review? or is it triggered by your brain thinking you'll surely die soon?
also how would this be something helpful, evolutionary speaking? how does it help you survive and have kids?
Anonymous at Fri, 19 Apr 2024 21:07:25 UTC No. 16136425
How can I skip the life review? I don't want to see all my suffering again.
Anonymous at Sat, 20 Apr 2024 04:00:06 UTC No. 16136907
>>16136395
Okay so am I dying right now? Because for the last few months I've been slowly watching my life replay before my eyes. Like all of it. From my first memories up until the present.
Anonymous at Sat, 20 Apr 2024 04:05:18 UTC No. 16136912
>>16136424
Something doesn't have to be helpful to evolve. You just have to be successful while having the mutation. Also, certain things can be side effects of something helpful. Like maybe simply having a brain capable of memory has those memories go haywire when dying as an unintended side effect of the memory store/recall method.
Anonymous at Sat, 20 Apr 2024 04:07:21 UTC No. 16136916
>Laying on death bed
>Remember that time you thought your crush was waving at you and then you realized it was someone behind you
>Remember the time your parents found your porn collection
>Remember the time you got caught peeping on your sister in the shower
>Remember what it was like to be home alone in the daro on Friday night while everyone you know was posting updates from parties
Can I just fucking die already? Why do I have to suffer through it again?
Anonymous at Sat, 20 Apr 2024 06:43:08 UTC No. 16137009
>>16136395
You know how God, in its infinite mercy, allows you to repent up until your very last moments?
Well, evidently this is a way for him to let you see everything you have ever done and make your own assessment of your life. A last chance to review your misdeeds and ask for forgiveness.
Anonymous at Sat, 20 Apr 2024 06:52:35 UTC No. 16137020
I've almost died like 28 times (including twice in the past 2 days from a live wire someone just left uncapped lying on metal and a fucking ladder snapping apart under me) and I've never experienced this bullshit.
Anonymous at Sat, 20 Apr 2024 07:01:17 UTC No. 16137027
>>16137020
ye been through some close calls myself and I was more busy managing the situation rather than taking a trip on memory lane
Anonymous at Sat, 20 Apr 2024 07:09:46 UTC No. 16137031
>>16137027
That's assuming the situation can be managed. Sometimes it's just a "Welp." and you just brace yourself. Or you get completely blindsided and end up unconscious before you know what's going on.
A good near death experience you either only find out after the fact or it's over quickly and you're able to get out a nice try motherfucker.
Anonymous at Sat, 20 Apr 2024 07:51:11 UTC No. 16137043
>>16136395
to guilt trip you into going for another round
'to learn".
Anonymous at Sat, 20 Apr 2024 08:00:48 UTC No. 16137053
>>16137043
seems like a lot of effort for something which kind of stops happening past a certain age anyway. why not have a longer talk, maybe some graphics/audio material for what I need to learn?
Anonymous at Sat, 20 Apr 2024 08:12:30 UTC No. 16137059
>>16137053
pure sadism, just say no and choose to go to heaven. It looks like a normal planet but one where you are happy
Anonymous at Sat, 20 Apr 2024 08:25:08 UTC No. 16137070
>>16136395
Stupid brain realizes it is about to die and the suffering of the body it is attached to can finally end, but no the stupid brain can't accept this fact it goes crazy, firing neurons all around. Which causes ringing, white light before eyes, long term memory becoming activated.
Anonymous at Sat, 20 Apr 2024 08:32:22 UTC No. 16137073
>>16136395
your consciousness and memories are being downloaded to the akashic records
Anonymous at Sat, 20 Apr 2024 10:38:44 UTC No. 16137132
>>16137020
>>16137027
It happens when your brain is losing consciousness
Anonymous at Sat, 20 Apr 2024 10:57:58 UTC No. 16137158
>>16136395
Hypothesis - a huge surge of brain activity as the mind scans your entire life experience to see if anything you have learned can help you somehow avoid death.
Now how do we test it
Anonymous at Sat, 20 Apr 2024 10:59:19 UTC No. 16137161
>>16137020
You didn't experience it because in every near-death experience, you knew how to swerve death. If presented with some fate you had no idea how to avoid, perhaps you would experience a life review.
Anonymous at Sat, 20 Apr 2024 19:43:01 UTC No. 16137676
Anonymous at Sat, 20 Apr 2024 19:48:33 UTC No. 16137689
I got no review at all, I just blacked out because my brain pretty much was just giving up and in the process of dying.
Anonymous at Sat, 20 Apr 2024 19:52:51 UTC No. 16137698
>>16136395
It's like a deja vu. Your nous is processing all the contents of your psyche across time because you are returning to beyond time. All of those sensory impressions are being shed in a comforting moment as a cleansing of consciousness. In a sense it's like a form of repentance or a crisis of conscience.
Anonymous at Sat, 20 Apr 2024 19:53:19 UTC No. 16137700
>>16136395
Consciousness re-upload to the new multiverse.
Anonymous at Sat, 20 Apr 2024 21:47:14 UTC No. 16137880
>>16136395
All that time gooning
Anonymous at Sat, 20 Apr 2024 21:58:52 UTC No. 16137894
>>16136395
I would just see myself sitting at a computer
Anonymous at Sun, 21 Apr 2024 05:46:58 UTC No. 16138432
idk
Anonymous at Sun, 21 Apr 2024 18:43:48 UTC No. 16139207
>>16136907
Interesting can you say more about this experience of yours?
>>16137698
This but I think it's also nice and useful to replay the whole movie of an ordeal with a better perspective to see everything you'd missed going through it, same way it can be useful and interesting to reminisce about the day a bit more in depth at the end of it (not too much though ofc).
Anonymous at Sun, 21 Apr 2024 23:20:08 UTC No. 16139556
>>16136395
>Why do you watch your entire life during the process of death?
you do not, it's just an illusion. Been there a few times in moments like those, near-crash on motorcycles and cars (I was fast and very stupid when I was young). It's a good ride, scary, but fun. It did feel like I had reviewed my whole life in those instants, but I did not, it was just my neurons fucking around in panic, looking desperately to avoid the apparent calamity.
🗑️ Anonymous at Sun, 21 Apr 2024 23:27:33 UTC No. 16139564
>>16139556
>near-crash on motorcycles and cars (I was fast and very stupid when I was young)
>looking desperately to avoid the apparent calamity.
same. had headlights flashing while I was ragdolled on the pavement. were of the cars behind me
same
Anonymous at Sun, 21 Apr 2024 23:28:48 UTC No. 16139566
>>16139556
>near-crash on motorcycles and cars (I was fast and very stupid when I was young)
>looking desperately to avoid the apparent calamity.
same. had headlights flashing while I was ragdolled on the pavement. were of the cars behind me
Anonymous at Sun, 21 Apr 2024 23:43:37 UTC No. 16139581
>>16136395
I didn't see my life review when I died, instead I had two crazy dream like fantasies. One I was an astronaut on a moon mining mission in the year 2067, I was emergency woken up from suspended sleep only to go to the bridge for front row seats to our ship crashing into the moon. Then I woke up as a tree, that was really weird because time was really fast, like summers and winters passed like it was day-night cycles. I saw the world through my leaves, the world was a blur of color. Then one random year, I was dug up and placed into a museum like garden where I spent the rest of eternity until everything faded to black. Then I found myself in The Void that is so beyond the human experience I can't really explain what it's like to be there. It felt like time was at its beginning and end there with an air of familiarity but unknown. There was the unmistakeable presence of God there but there is no words there as words, sounds, sights, feelings, smells, and everything are a human experience. There was no hunger, no pain, or need to breath or anything, it was oddly peaceful to be separated from the requirements of my mortal shell. Then I woke up in the hospital ER. I still don't know what happened or if I'll ever understand what happened but it was a life changing moment for me since it was the third time I almost died from a drug OD.
Anonymous at Sun, 21 Apr 2024 23:48:45 UTC No. 16139591
>>16136395
Auto-save reload, you savescumming noob
Anonymous at Sun, 21 Apr 2024 23:51:34 UTC No. 16139597
So the archons can guilt trip you into having your memories wiped and being reincarnated
https://bibliotecapleyades.net/cien
https://web.archive.org/web/2020070
Anonymous at Mon, 22 Apr 2024 17:33:01 UTC No. 16140773
>>16139581
Woah thanks for that anon. Is there any more of your experience or the aftereffects (or pre-experience context) that you could share?
What were your feelings as a tree about being dug up and moved?
Anonymous at Mon, 22 Apr 2024 17:48:10 UTC No. 16140789
>>16136425
You won't experience a life review if your brain is instantly destroyed.
Anonymous at Mon, 22 Apr 2024 17:52:58 UTC No. 16140794
>>16136916
We lived a good life, lads.
Anonymous at Mon, 22 Apr 2024 20:18:32 UTC No. 16141039
>>16140789
How is a shotgun to the head only 99% lethal and takes 1.7 minutes to kill a motherfucker? I mean, if you do it right, you brain pretty much explodes in a cloud of red mush.
Anonymous at Mon, 22 Apr 2024 20:33:04 UTC No. 16141075
>>16141039
electrocution seems to have good odds and finish the job quickly in the grand scheme of things. agony meter pretty high but cheap and ~2.4min
Anonymous at Mon, 22 Apr 2024 20:57:17 UTC No. 16141115
>>16140789
>99%
oh god the horror.
Anonymous at Mon, 22 Apr 2024 21:12:28 UTC No. 16141132
>>16140789
is cyanide that effective? seems faster and lower agony than electrocution
Anonymous at Mon, 22 Apr 2024 21:27:15 UTC No. 16141161
>>16139581
>I didn't see mt life review when I died
Lisan Al-Gaib
Anonymous at Mon, 22 Apr 2024 22:01:26 UTC No. 16141211
Consistent histories. No one who reported life review permanently died. It's possible they died in another branch. Someone told me that at a party.
Anonymous at Mon, 22 Apr 2024 22:30:09 UTC No. 16141261
>>16141211
>No one who reported life review permanently died
isn't it possible some people said it right before dying while others heard it?
Anonymous at Mon, 22 Apr 2024 22:37:44 UTC No. 16141269
>>16141261
It's possible, but can you find any example of it? The NDE means you died in some possible history or world, and the replay is to make your history consistent with the one you find yourself alive in. The person who told me this was drunk, for what it's worth. Possibly a Buddhist.
Anonymous at Mon, 22 Apr 2024 22:47:14 UTC No. 16141283
>>16141269
Each time this happens, your story becomes increasingly improbable, but remains consistent and verifiable.
Anonymous at Tue, 23 Apr 2024 05:21:20 UTC No. 16141650
>>16136424
>do people who died without seeing it coming had this life review?
No
Anonymous at Tue, 23 Apr 2024 05:22:28 UTC No. 16141654
>>16140789
no exit bag?
Anonymous at Tue, 23 Apr 2024 06:20:22 UTC No. 16141718
>>16136424
>also how would this be something helpful
Eliminates the sheer terror you would feel while dying by flooding your body with happy chemicals and convincing you're still alive and living your best life, it's kind of depressing, really, you have to live your entire life knowing that it's all for nothing and somehow cope by letting go of everything as if none of it ever existed in the first place and yet in your final moments your body still does everything it can to cling to life, unable to let go of the material realm.
Anonymous at Tue, 23 Apr 2024 06:45:01 UTC No. 16141750
>>16141718
someone on the verge of death isn't producing babies or resources though
Anonymous at Tue, 23 Apr 2024 06:48:05 UTC No. 16141755
>>16141039
Because people do it wrong.
My dad had a guy in his town, the only person to be a victim of gun violence despite no real gun laws, who put a shotgun under his chin instead of against his soft palate.
I don't know if it was loaded with birdshot or what but he annihilated his lower jaw and the bottom of his mouth, apparently no skull or spine penetration or brain damage, he just had what my dad described as a skin bag for a face after the surgery and lived like that, I imagine he had to use a blender and a funnel or something.
Anonymous at Tue, 23 Apr 2024 09:00:55 UTC No. 16141832
>>16136395
test
Anonymous at Tue, 23 Apr 2024 09:01:57 UTC No. 16141833
>>16136395
I had a life review when I died in a dream.
Anonymous at Tue, 23 Apr 2024 09:13:57 UTC No. 16141849
>>16136424
Mayve it's a side effect of trying to recall something that could help.
Anonymous at Tue, 23 Apr 2024 09:19:30 UTC No. 16141854
>>16141075
>cheap
You need about 10 kilovolts to make it reasonably fatal.
Anonymous at Tue, 23 Apr 2024 09:45:44 UTC No. 16141873
>>16141854
>You need about 10 kilovolts to make it reasonably fatal
lol no, even 1 volt is enough to kill you, it's all about P*t
Anonymous at Tue, 23 Apr 2024 13:41:36 UTC No. 16142067
>>16141873
you forget about the body's R anon,
Anonymous at Tue, 23 Apr 2024 14:30:23 UTC No. 16142136
>>16137158
I'm going with this one
Anonymous at Tue, 23 Apr 2024 14:38:52 UTC No. 16142146
>>16141873
You want something that will kill you, not something that can. Household electricity can surely kill you, but almost certainly won't, and it will only hurt.
Anonymous at Tue, 23 Apr 2024 15:21:27 UTC No. 16142185
>>16140789
What the fuck? Why does all of this take so long?
Anonymous at Tue, 23 Apr 2024 15:34:37 UTC No. 16142202
>>16137020
>I've almost died like 28 times
no you haven't. take meds.
Anonymous at Tue, 23 Apr 2024 15:50:37 UTC No. 16142219
>>16142067
High enough P will do it
>>16142146
Bruh if your amperage is small enough even 10 gigavolts won't kill you, because despite the voltage potential there would be no flow, even tasers use 50kV and while they are potentially lethal in specific cases they're nonlethal most of the time
Anonymous at Tue, 23 Apr 2024 15:55:15 UTC No. 16142226
>>16142219
You pretend to miss the point so that you can keep arguing.
Anonymous at Tue, 23 Apr 2024 16:03:10 UTC No. 16142234
>>16142226
I fed your own point back to you, which you don't even seem to understand yourself
Anonymous at Tue, 23 Apr 2024 17:05:18 UTC No. 16142305
>>16142219
>High enough P will do it
you are a retard anon, just stop. if you have 1V with the body's resistance you GET the fucking P. retard. you can't "shove in" more P when you have a fixed V and R. fucking imbecile
human body is around 300-500R if you puncture the skin, if you don't you get some 10K ohms or something. so even puncturing the skin, and considering the lower 300R figure, at 1V you'd have around 3.33mA going through your body, which makes for a dissipated power of 0.003W in your whole body. the way to increase the P is seriously lowering the R, and only for heating the body up, not "electrocution" by stopping the heart or interfering with electric signals