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Anonymous at Wed, 24 Apr 2024 19:37:21 UTC No. 16144123
If you were using a time machine: you would take gold with you, as it would be the only currency accepted in any empire or country regardless of the year it is or where it came from.
Anonymous at Wed, 24 Apr 2024 19:40:49 UTC No. 16144126
>>16144123
Or what dimension. ;-)
Anonymous at Wed, 24 Apr 2024 19:50:09 UTC No. 16144135
>>16144123
I take it to the third Reich along with a complete history book of WWII campaigns.
Anonymous at Wed, 24 Apr 2024 20:51:06 UTC No. 16144223
>>16144123
steal all the worlds gold, take it back in time and dump it. go back to future a week before you stole all the worlds gold, steal the worlds gold again, go back to the past and dump it again. Repeat for free infinite gold :DDDDD
Anonymous at Wed, 24 Apr 2024 21:01:33 UTC No. 16144242
What I would do is intercept the tonnes of gold that was given to leon trotsky/bronfman by the wallstreet Kuhn and Loeb bankers, subsidiaries of the rothschilds which was then used to fund the takeover of russia by the communist subhumans.
I would then use it to secure, translate and print copies of and distribute millions of copies of worldwide such informative texts as the talmud or protocols of zion and other highly informative reads
Anonymous at Wed, 24 Apr 2024 21:21:23 UTC No. 16144286
>>16144135
Clearly you don't understand the intensity of grandfather paradox and butterfly effect? You could maybe travel couple of months back in time withouth chancing the future unrecognazible for yourself, if you keeped extremely low profile.
Your history books would be useless after the first campaign they would change and with 100% probability would cause you to not been ever born. Your ancestors multiply with two in every generations and if anything you would do in your time trip would prevent even one pair to give birth to a child in your personal bloodline, there would never be you. Time traveller can only be observer or part of the history, but he never can change it.
Anonymous at Wed, 24 Apr 2024 21:38:26 UTC No. 16144327
>>16144286
Proof that this happens?
Anonymous at Wed, 24 Apr 2024 21:42:28 UTC No. 16144335
>>16144327
How dare you question conjecture.
Anonymous at Wed, 24 Apr 2024 23:05:55 UTC No. 16144470
Anonymous at Thu, 25 Apr 2024 07:25:14 UTC No. 16144896
>>16144123
this isn't a science thread. It's a history thread, at best.
Off-topic, friend.
Anonymous at Thu, 25 Apr 2024 13:02:35 UTC No. 16145208
>>16144862
Based
Anonymous at Thu, 25 Apr 2024 14:39:15 UTC No. 16145280
>>16144327
You asking me to proof that, proofs that you clearly don't understand the intensity of grandfather paradox and butterfly effect.
Anonymous at Thu, 25 Apr 2024 14:52:27 UTC No. 16145289
>>16145280
Proof that it happens? Please stop dodging the question.
Anonymous at Thu, 25 Apr 2024 14:53:54 UTC No. 16145291
>>16144123
>as it would be the only currency accepted
Incorrect and proof you are a low IQ genetic dead end. Information is the correct answer. It's the most valuable resource that in your example would become exponentially more valuable to the point of making you godlike. One of the core pillars of God's unending power is omniscience. When you travel back in time you know have this power. You can trade your knowledge for endless gold, kingdoms, and armies of men.
Information > gold.....always has been.
Anonymous at Thu, 25 Apr 2024 14:56:33 UTC No. 16145296
>>16144286
Myself and many physicists/philosophers insist that backwards time travel is impossible. The best you can do is make a type of temporal StarGate in YOUR PRESENT that will allow you to access that point in space+time via other temporal StarGates in the future. However because of time paradoxes you can never travel backwards beyond when you discovered the temporal StarGate. It's a elegant solution and seems to be correct. I wish you midwits would stop talking about it like OP does. It's pure fiction.
Anonymous at Thu, 25 Apr 2024 15:03:05 UTC No. 16145301
>>16144123
I would clobber some thot over the head, take her back in time 200 years and sell her to an oriental slave market. The second thot I would pay for in gold, and slowly work my way up to bitcoins
Anonymous at Thu, 25 Apr 2024 15:08:37 UTC No. 16145310
>>16145296
I don't think even that is possible. what are you going to do, go back in time and meet yourself lmao
Anonymous at Thu, 25 Apr 2024 15:42:19 UTC No. 16145338
>>16144123
I would take brown tomboys, the only other currency accepted in any empire or country regardless of the year it is or where it came from.
Anonymous at Thu, 25 Apr 2024 15:53:14 UTC No. 16145350
Time travel paradoxes are solved by simply understanding we can not travel back in time significantly or rather outside of certain uncertainties within our own worldline. However, if we can travel to a different universe for which their spacetime is equivalent, then you can do whatever you want.
Anonymous at Thu, 25 Apr 2024 16:48:57 UTC No. 16145459
>>16145291
good luck bribing the slave traders with your books that they cant read because civilization has pretty much been illiterate up to this point.
Anonymous at Thu, 25 Apr 2024 16:51:47 UTC No. 16145462
>>16145301
I wonder how attractive modern day women, actually biological that takes care of themselves, would be to ancient man. Would easily be the best smelling girl they ever encountered in their lives. And probably most hairless. You could probably easily sell OPs girl to some king or sultan.
Anonymous at Thu, 25 Apr 2024 16:54:55 UTC No. 16145468
>>16145301
High Quality Pussy would also have that generational exchange rate that Gold has. Good point. So you take gold and good pussy with you on your time machine. You can bribe anything with those two.
Anonymous at Fri, 26 Apr 2024 00:25:18 UTC No. 16146108
>>16144123
>Who are you, stranger? What are you doing in our lands?
>HE'S AN ALIEN AND HE'S GOT GOLD
>*stabs u with sword*
yeah you'd have some rip roarin fun in ancient times
Anonymous at Fri, 26 Apr 2024 00:30:41 UTC No. 16146110
>>16144327
A lot of people who got married and had children met by happenstance. All you have to do is make slight alterations to someone's schedule, convince them not to go to a party, make them late by 5 minutes, etc, and you've completely altered massive lines of human descent. None of their children will be born, those the people who would have married those children will not get married, etc etc.
You might not immediately completely warp culture as you know it but you'd basically be resetting the board of everyone you know like a boggle board. You'd come home to the same rules, different letters. As time progresses you'll eventually reset the entire government/military/financial structures so you may (or may not) see vastly different changes on a national/global scale. Nothing exists in a vacuum.
You don't need "proof" of this conjecture, it is self-evident.
Anonymous at Fri, 26 Apr 2024 00:32:39 UTC No. 16146112
>>16145462
Weaker jawlines today
Anonymous at Fri, 26 Apr 2024 00:58:59 UTC No. 16146152
>>16144123
Na I'll take advanced technology to the past and a copy of wikipedia to the future. Yellow rocks are boring
Anonymous at Fri, 26 Apr 2024 04:18:18 UTC No. 16146343
>>16145296
what if there are pre-existing natural phenomena that can be used for time manipulation purposes, and we just don't know how to do it yet
Anonymous at Fri, 26 Apr 2024 04:50:07 UTC No. 16146359
>>16144123
Id take with me only knowledge
Anonymous at Fri, 26 Apr 2024 05:14:03 UTC No. 16146378
>>16144123
>If you were using a time machine: you would take gold with you, as it would be the only currency accepted in any empire or country regardless of the year it is or where it came from.
If I had a time machine I'd either:
-Go to the future in order to gleam/plagarize more advanced technologies, medicines, literature, etc.. To take back into the present to make myself rich and improve material conditions somewhat. Like Herpes Vaccines or Diabetic gene-therapies.
-Go to prehistory times to hunt (and eat) Dinosaurs, de-extinct Pleistocene fauna, and study & cultivate interesting flora for possibly medical and agri-business uses.
You'd have to be a retard to use a time machine to visit shit-smeared people in ye olde times.
You're like the mad-science version of those men who can't compete in a 1st world dating market, so they fly to a 2nd or 3rd world country where women have no rights so they can bully or purchase some teenager to marry.
🗑️ Anonymous at Fri, 26 Apr 2024 06:51:53 UTC No. 16146451
>>16146359
you should really take some antibiotics and same some king's children/wife and get set for life
Anonymous at Fri, 26 Apr 2024 06:52:55 UTC No. 16146454
>>16146359
you should really take some antibiotics and save some king's children/wife and get set for life
Anonymous at Fri, 26 Apr 2024 09:36:10 UTC No. 16146594
>>16144286
But I was born though.
Anonymous at Fri, 26 Apr 2024 18:34:02 UTC No. 16147219
>>16145310
Proof that it's not possible?